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The Wingham Advance, 1913-10-02, Page 7f 11141.414,4 THE I POULTRY WORLD 444 • , THE CAltIVINE. The Campine m Amesica 1 a vastly inmeoved bird over the engine' Belgian Campine. They are perpetual layers of Urge white egga, -which find favor with the majority of egg consumere, and no breed in recent years; /me gained faster in popularity than the Campine. At the Poultry Show, in Madienn Square One - den, January, 1913, Om were more Campines Ii eompetltdon than there wtre single comb. White Le:shone,. 3n fact, at ell the national poultry shelve het year Oampines were well represented and. this year tatinpinea will be among the largest Masses exhibited, The queation of size has been a cons teation of all Lreedere, told was fatly enswered by the semetary of the (*m- inus) ChM of (-treat Britain in his note in the 11112 Year Book, whic1t is as fol - /ewes "This tronble is al3vays with us. The wording of the Stans.drd, 'the largs er the better: is worae than uselees„ for It Is misleadine. 'The club should alter it anti replace it by the weights which were settled upon at the annual general meeting at the palace as beirig Ideal: Malts,7 pounds; females, 31/4 pounds. These weights ere quite high intone:hand ebould be maintained in order to guard aginet the size being smeller than the Belgian Cantpine. Any attempt to in- erease the size :41teu11 be deprecated. The size of the birds at present is the meximum far the grentest prolificacy." Large size is not desired, sts it Brae- Isel or a Hamburg is not wanted. '.t.'he true test of a table valie. of any bird is the percertege of meat that it will yield and not in mere weight. The ideal table bird. then, tnust be small and. fine in bone and must be trimly built, with it frame suitable for carrying a lot of breast meat. A ribeasant will yield nearly three-quartere as muds meat AS the ordinary fowl which has double its weight. The exeellenee of the Oampine ae a table fowl eonne in the feet that It yields AR high a pereentage as any. -St. Louis Post•Despateh. THE 200 -EGG ITEN. There are still those who do not be. lieve that the 200 egg hen exist in any great numbers anil that the few which have made such reeerds officially are freaks end the oneffieial record lies. The fact flint about lo per cent. of the hens in the Conncetieut laying contest passed the 200 mark is euffitient evidence that such hens do exist in appreciable num- bers. Every poultry keeper who trap- nr•ste for a whole year knows they do exist in larger numbers then many sup- pose. That iR, he knows this if he traps nests right. One might instel trapnests and go on trappine Ids hens fry years and never find it 200 hen. Not that 911011 hens, or the making of them, th»tot exist in his flock, but became lie has uot developed them. To make a 200 egg record the pullets must have the thne between de- velopment and the molt to lay this niimber of eggs. It is out of the question for them to lay evry day. They can do this for it time. but there must be times when the hens are not laying. Thes:: per- iods cannot be of long duration. The hula that ere to _make a record cannot lode time by being broody' or molting. They should commenee laying late in September or early in October, but do net make the mistake of starting their yearly receid with their first eggs, as they may lay only a few the first clutelt and remain idle for several weeks. This they certainly will do if brought to laying before they are fully develop- ed, or if hatehed so early they will molt after completing the first dutch. FIVE HENS PASS 200 MARK. In' the Missouri national egg laying contest five hens passed the 200 mark in eight and a half months. Langshine lead in the average with 132 for thirty. hens. Plymouth Rocks, foot the list with an average of 106 for 120 birds. The leading hen up to August 1 le a buff Wyandotte from Vermont with a total of 216. NOTES. Select a location that has natural drainage away front the building. A dry, porous soil, such as sand or gravelly loam, • is preferable to a clay got]. In moat localities the building should face the south, as this insures the greatest amount of sunlight during the winter. Allowat least two square feet of floor apace per bird. Proper ventilation and sunlight mean a dry house and healthy birds. The partial open -front house is con- ceded to be the beet type for most :sections. The colony plan of housing poultry may be adopted to good advazeage on may farms. This eyetent does away with the danger of tainted soil. The roosts should be built on the same level, two feet six inches from the floor, with a dropping board about eight inches below them. Good rooets may be made of 2 by 2.inch material with upper edges rounded. The nests may be placed on the side walls or under the dropping boards. It is beet to have thetn darkened, as the hens prefer a secluded place in which to lay - Don't try to wi-nter more male birds than are needed. It doee not take long for surplus males to cost all they will bring. Fowls fattened at the broiler stage require lees feed to put on it pound than when fattened later. The average hen outlives her useful- ness; in two years and le more profit- able sent to the market. Old, hems are more likely to contract diseases than younger ones. It is the medium Ate egg with the strong shell that gives the beat results; in setting. Weak shelled eggs are liable in break and stop up the pores of the others. Old fable '43crapit, mouldy bread - or grain, salt meat and miscellaneous Atli& are alt disease breeders. 1 : 1 Mixing Paints for Tints. -sited and black make brown. -Lake and white make rose, --Red and yellow make oran e. -.White and carmine make pink. --White and brown inake chestnut. 1iie and lead color make pearl. 1-- -White and Purple make Presto's White. - White blue and lake make pea green. -White and green make bright green. --Lampblack and white make lead cols Or. -*Indigo and lampblack make eihree grey. -Black and Venetian red make choto- late. -Amber, white and Venetian red make drab. -White, lake and Verrelllion make nests (.01or. --Whites Yellow and 'Venetian red make eream. -Yellow, white and & little Venetian, red make butt . .r: • NAL 10 Dizzy Headaches Cured in One Night If Troubled With Head -Fullness, Ringing Noieee, Specks Before the Eyes, the Stomach Is at Fault. QUIck Relief and Certain Cure Came roM Dr. Pamilton's itte„ "I had terrible pains in my head. My appetite faded away, and when, 1 did eat anything it disagreed and made me very sick for hours after each meal. The pains in ruy 'stomach and the dizzy head. • vehes 1 had to endure almost set one wild. Sometimes attacks C111110 on so severely that I had to go to bed. r would feel so worn, depressed and. utterly miserable that for hours 'wouldn't speak to 311y family. My sys- tem was poisoned with waetes and noth- ing helped me URI used- Dr, Hamilton's Pills. Withortt this grand system -clean- ing remedy I would still be sick, but. each day brought rne better health and spirits. 1 was cured and made strong, ruddy end healthy, and will always use and recommend Dr. Hamilton's Pills." "MRS, B. C. CURRAN, "Westport P. 0." Thousande •who are in an :tiling, low• state of health need, nothing else but' Dr. Hamilton's Pills. 27e. per box, or five boxes for $1.00, at all druggists and, 'storekeepers, or the Catarrhozone Com- pany, puffelo, N. Y„ and Kingston, Oa - Fancy Pockets in Fall Gowns We can make our pocketesserve as trlitiming 49 does this Parts designer who sends &or an illustration of a fall costume In black oharraeuse *with a pabel reaching from neck to knees on the tunic, the latter Showdne pack- ets of passementerie oar each side. This sinsple costume would be charmingly carried out in dull blue :silk ratine, with pockets of bronze - beaded embroidery. SENSITIVE PLANTS. The clover shuta its leaves before rain and. also at night, bringing two of its three leaves face to face, and folding the third over the top, says a correspon- dent. The young blossoms are also care- fully sheltered by enclosing leaves which move forward, in the evening, and wrap them round. I have a half-hardy blue. pea, with it trefoil leaf, which faiths up so accurately at night that the triple leaf looks like one pendant heart -shaped . leaf. Plants which have no connection with the pea -flower family, but which possess a similarly shaped leaf, suck as . wood. sorrel, fold their leaves at night- fall. There are two plants in the ger- den whose flowers sleep by day -the night -blooming stock and Lychnie ves- pertina. The former is withered and shrivelled In daylight, but expands and exhales it vaunts -like odor at night. The Lyehnis is white, and in bright sunshine every flower closes and hangs limply down, As the sun Sets this Endynnon plant awakens, expectant of the moon. The drooping calicos raise themselves . and elowly expand and fade, and. the plant, which almost died by day, is ad- orned stnew. Its sister, the red Lychnis, shines by day, and is called (Burns, but this white one has long left the beaten , ancestral path and bee become vesper- tine. As it opens, small flies appear and visit it; the ealyx is of that reddish hue which they approve. The sundew which atracted flies shows the same dull red in its leaves. It Is not D. rarity, but few have seen its blossoms opened. A friend tent me a plant last week, atom./ ing me that it was warranted to open, ss ea it had already done so. Sure enough the prediction cante true, and for the 1 Helve+ is a pietere one first time 1 .aw the open flowers. They Isigreat 41l9ttieS Of heathen India, awoke to gaze not on leagues of sneer-iAt Hes ilantUrtan, the monkey -god, land, but on Edinburgh dust and. smoke. ktatd (ti much worahipped by the PatriVatk lbettge of the far east. -Sheffield Eng„ Independent. • t The henclic acts of Hurtaman are "The Women of the Fiji islands don't- tad. ;about In a great Indian epie wear any clothes," remarked the return-, ' Wan called d'hes sqbanlayana" and ed traveller. "Graeious!" exclaimed the tetten'Ute little boys and girls of East Mere Man, "I wonder 'what they findi andia.;k314aV his exploits by heart. to :talk about, - • 1,1tosytturattyans, ;twIlich. l held in ‘2, FOR THE HANDS COVERED FARMERS WOUNDS OK THE 1100F. Nature Often repairs wounds on the horse's hoof without help frOill MAO. AR man van do is; to stesiet nature; hut of- ten he hinderes the reparative procese, and sometimes his interferences Iipos- itively harmful. Thie is so when he soak's an injured foot in an old, dirty tub and forgets to change the water eaelt tinie it is ueed. The foul soaking tub it; A Veritable abomination, it should be aceounted it relic of barbar- ous days not to be need by modern man, Tide advice refers especially to the treatment of a nail -puncture ease. It nuty, however, be admiesible in some eeees to treat sonm of the eoronet, or euppurs.ting corns, by /soaking in a tub- ful of antiseptie solution. The average pOultiee also is an abom- ination, and positively damage in many a cane. This eertainly is SO as regards the cow -dung poultice. (lams teem and multiply in it, and these germs induce pus or poesibly may <muse tetanus (lock- jaw). Any hot, moist poultice in which an antiseptic is not mixed will harbor and grow noxious; germs. 11 a poultice ot - any sort is used, it should be made up with it solution of good disinfectant or germ -killer. Modern treatment seldom employs it poultice in the nail -prick ease, When a nail bass been found and removed, the horseman often is contented to pour some turpentine on the wound and al- low the opening to dole. (terms may be retained, and in the abeenee of air they' may cause tetanus; for the tetanus germ can live and grow only in the ab- sence of oxygen. The right way to han- dle the case its to remove the shoe: cleanse the hoof thoroughly with soap and hot water, pare away all soiled horn of the sole and rinse it off with a 1,500 solution of corrosive Sublimate (bidder - id of mercury) or five percent. solution ooneacid. fcoacltar , disinfectant, lysol or car- bThen cut down upon the puncture with a sharp, sterilized hoof -knife, re- moving enough horn to expose the wound and allow blood, serum or pus to escape. When this has been done the wound should be well Swabbed with the 1-500 solution of corrosive sublimate and at once covered with a mixture of one part of idofonn and seven parte of boric add, fresh ab- sorbent cotton and a dean • bandage, etloeabne around dd ttile puarentellt:iiith a square of If there is objection to the strong odor of the iodoform mixture, substi- tute oue part each of calomel and. sub- nitrate of bismuth and six parts of boric caid as it dry dressing powder. Renew the dressing daily. Often the treatment will lead to it speedy and perfect recovery. If it fungus-like growth comes down through the wound tn the 4sole, add an equal part of powdered i alum to the dressing powder, and cover the dressing with a wail of oakum to cause pressure. - If joint oil (eynovia) flows like liquid vaseline from the wound the synovial bursa has been opened by the nail. Such a serious case should have the immedi- ate attention of a skilled veterinarien.-- •• Farm and Fireside. ' A NEW MILK .RECORD. • A new world's milk record for Jersey cows was recorded by Eminent Bess, owned in Houghton County, Mich. Her yearly record, under the supervision o the Michigan Agricultural Collegs, nhows it Praduction of 18.783 pounds of milk, testing 1,132 pounds, nine ounces of but- ter. The former Jersey record, held by Jacob's Ireene, was 17,258 pounds of iniikl; le new record also exceeds the Guernsey breed, record held by Spots- wood Daisy Poarl by 179 pounds of milk. • NOTES. The more palatable the food the more of it a dairy cow will consume. Variety increases palatability. Much of the ra- tion should be succulent in nature to stimulate proper action of the aliment- ary machinery. Lack of sufficient water will cause serious hnpairment to the cow's capacity. Alfalfa is one of the best feeds when properly handled alter being cut. When .1* WITH HIKES Itched So Kept from Sleeping, Passed the Nights Scratching. Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Oint- ment Stopped the Itching at Once and Entirely Cured, 09 3rd MO.; VIII° Emard, Montreal, Quo. -"My trouble started with small pimple* on iny hands, which itched so that It kept In0 from sleeping, and I passed the nights _ scratching it, X did not know what to do with myself. X became so discouraged that I did not base the heart to do my work. My hands were all coveredavith little watery - pimples. For three weeks I had my bands clone up to keep thein from touching the 7 bed, for I tossed and scratched so that I made them all bloody on the bed -board. • had euirered for three years like this when X saw an advertisement for Cutletza Soap and Outicura Ointment. I decided to send. for samples of them. "As soon us I received. them; I applied . the Outirtira Ointment and washed my hands with Cuticura Soap at night before - going to bed. This stopped the itching at - once. I continued to use them, using nob quite two boxes of Oldie= Ointment with the Cuticura Soap, and I was entirely cured.. My husband had a burn on one of Ills hands. Re anointed it two nights with Cuticura Ointment and has not felt It since. We have great confidence In Colcura Soap and Ointment, and I assure you I shall tell all who suffer with the same disease about them." (Signe(1) Mrs. Roger Hebert, Dec. 28, 1011. Otiticura, Soap and Calcium Ointment are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere. For it liberal free saniple of each, with 32-p. book, send post card toPotter Drug &Ohem. Corp., Dept. 31D, Boston, U. S, A, • , it is allowed to dry out and rained on in the field so that it Is bleached out and most' of the leaves lost, it does not have a very high feeding value. Alfalfa hay is bulky and often muck of it can be reduced to meal or cut up fine into it granulated product to advantage. A good harness dressing is made as follows; Three ounces of turpentlue and two ounces of refined. beeswax are dis- solved together over a slow fire. Then add one ounce of ivory black and a dram of indigo, well pulverized and mix- ed together. When the wax and, tur- pentine are dissolved add the ivory blade and the indigo, and stir until cold. Apply -i,ery thin. Wash after- ward and, there will be a beautiful pol- ish, The blacking keeps the leather hsoafrtn.esIs.tis excellent for buggy tops and Ensilage may form a good part of the winter ration for mature hogs or shoats over six months old. It is much used and liked mostly for the feet that it provides variety. It is laxative in character and has a tendency to distend the digestive tract. It should not be fed to sows nursing young. Sheep on pasture should be transfer- red front one lot to another occasional- ly. By this method they will not be allowed to crop the pasture too close, and the change will give the grass or clover a chant% to spring up again to make fresh forage. -One of the chief causes for the num- erous failures of the clover crop lies in the fact that most of the seed is sown broadcast and is not well covered4 To make sure of a stand of clover the seed muet be in the ground instead of merely on the surfaee. IVatch the lambs and ewes closely for indkations of stomach worms or other pests. Keep the stable darkened and accessible so they may get away from the thee in muggy weather. Flies are more annoying to sheep than many would suppose and every possible pre- caution should be taken to prevent the attacks of the pests. One acre of corn well grown and put in the silo will furnish more feed for the cows than can be obtained by any other manner of handling the soil. Don't allow young horses to wear a set of shoes 3nore than a month. Have them removed, the hofs leveled and the shoes reset if they are worth it. Silos are not luxuries. A good silo is equal to many acres of pasture, and is always reliable. The area of corn neces- • Quaint Customs of the World's •ueer eople of IIANU atArt. of the • practically the same esteera as our rtenstets of seven books in %bout 24,000 verses. Some of its fol- lowers can reeite them all. The gods of heathen India eeem Ito be the queerest gods of all the (human family, Many animals are del. tied, enth as the elephant and the 'cow, and worshipped along with Ho - tureen the monkey -god, by the people 101 the; Country. eery to fill the elle seed need not bp large end the corn stubble is practleally I sure to produce 4 good calm of small ' grain the followipg year. It always pays to raise the corn for the increased yield of wheat that follows. 'te lime may be used with benefit 011 801110 soils has become it stern fact, based on the experience uf fanners of many countries'extending through many eenturite. Roman farmers praetived marling more than 2,000 years ago. The use of lime for agricultural purposes waa wen known to the English more than 260 years ago. No dotibt the Chinese were the Bret to use lime on the soil. : A NEW AILMENT, Telling Tall Stories Said to be a ' Disease, Da you like to stretch a story you bear so it will be it bit more interest - mg for the next person that comes along? Do you exaggerate everything for effect? Then you have the latest form of insani ty-seuperla 11 W18U). "Superlativism," :says Dr, Max Nor- dau, the famous peychologiet and fol- lower of Lombroso, "needs Ito explamt- tion. It simply means the mania for putting into the most exaggerated form every etory, every idea, every feeling. "2here are two kin& of people who have it natural tendency to this hug- uage of excese. They are either madmen or charlatans. These unbalanced peo- ple receive few .impressione, but they are tremendously strong, and each one tries to outdo the other in startling :statements. "And while it is stilly in the extreme caoes that the tendency gets beyond the control, thousands of people go about every day in the incipient stages of this malady." Dr. Norden elehne the disease origin- ated in Germany, but that it traveled the world over in A remarkably short :I! LEGAL TALENT • •• "Yes, I went to two lawyers and got- their opinions." "And what were they?" nen dollars each." • A SAFE TONIC FOR MOTHERS Who Do Not Recover Their Strength as They Should. Every mother WhO rani to regain her health and strength after confinement needs it tonic. The years of weariness and suffering whielt so often follow ate unnecessary and easily aveided. The fact that her strength does not return is it certain Indleatien that her blood supply has been overtaxed and is im- poverished. This condition is ef ten made worse when the mother takes up her household duties while ehe ie still weak, when a complete breakd iten re- sults. The strength a weak mother r•ceds earl be quickly found itt the tonic treet- ment with Dr. %VIM:me' Pink Pills. These Pilis inerease and enrich the blood supply, and thus bring health and strength to the exhansted system. Mrs. Robt. Little says; "I have nursed fur upwards of twenty-five yeate, and could relate many 'eases. relieved and cured, through the use of Dr. Willieens' Pink. Pills. In maternity eases -which 1 nurse I always use them, and I know ot no other medicine that so speedily builds up the mother at thie critical time. have aleo found them of great value in the ease of young girls, and 1 ean add that as for myself they have saved me many a doctor's bill. 1 feel safe in say- ing that they are the best tonic medi- cine I know of," "Nursing mothers Will fina 3)r. Wil- liams' Pink Pills will f.0170 her just th6 strength she needs. ani they will at the same time alit in keeping her child healthy. .11 you do not finethese Pills at your dealer's, they will he sent by mail at 50 cents a box or six boxers for .$2.50 by writing The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. - Curious Fishing. In the Hawaiian Islands some of the native fishermen literally go into the water and chase the fish into their nets. The sea round the 'shores of the island ie studed with coral reefs, in which are numerougybolee and tiny caves In which the lien lade. The natives row out over the reefs, taking with them a brush about three feet in length, with very long bristles, and shallow net., someth- ing reembleing a paper bag, es they are closed at one end. .As they row over the surface seeking it likely spot, they chew it very oily fruit known as the candle nut. When they consider they have reached a good fishing ground they emit out this nut, which forms it thin film on top of flu water, over which the wintj passes with- out leaving a rippli. This; enables them to see right down into the clear sea, and if they are eatislied with the out- look they prepare to fish. Taking the brush in one hand and the net, the mouth of which is propped open by means of a ewig or two in the other, they dive noiselessly and quietly overboard. Having arrived at the face of the coral reef, they literally brush the frightened Belt out of their dent, endeavoring to catch them in the net as they dart away. There is one place at least on the coast of Belgium wheYe they go ehrimp- ing oti her:min:4A, The trawling nets; are attached to the sides of saddleo carried by horses or big donkeys, and un their back men, and women, too, for that mat. ter, ride into•the eea until the animals are almost under water, when they drag the trawler behind them, walking parallel to the shore. Tragedies in- Headlines. "The Automobile Was a Borrowed One." "Party at Other End of Wire Was the Mother Instead of the Daughter." "He Didn't Mind Losing the Borrow - "ed Rod -but the Fish Got away." "Shykes Pays His Dental Bill and. Postpones His Vacation." iticantiotts Doctor Tette Rich Pa- tient Her Symptoms Are Those of liousernald's Knee." 'He Wrote It "Ralsted to the nth Power,' It Was Printed 'Raised to the 'lith Power.' Chicago Tribune. •••, `Yr" ' Tilt5 AAKH46POVAXII OCOMPOUDOntIE ikomigoilsamos srsacs ...OHATEOrIODAAND t316111. ThIJI E9NTAINS ALUM PHATE 00 LP MISLED E, w WINNIP :'-11111141 11„.c V READ THE LAI3EL poR THE PROTECTION OF THE CON. SUMER THE INGREDIENTS ARZ PLAINLY PRINTED ON THE LABEL. IT IS THE ONLY WELL-KNOWN MEDIUM" PRICED BAKING POWDER MADE IN CANADA THAT DOES NOT CONTAIN ALUM ANP WHICH HAS ALL THE INGREDIENTS PLAINLY,STATCP ON THE LABEL, MAGIC. BAKING POWDER CONTAINS NO ALUM IS SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS SUL. OF ALUMINA oR SoDiC ALUMINIC H A T E. THE .PUBLIo s OULP N,OT BE BY THESE TECHNICAL. NAMES.. . GILLETT COMPANY LIMITED EG TORONTO, ONT. MONTREAL 5,000 WORDS A YEAR. Something of the Growth of the English Language. Roughly speaking, the English lan- guage may be said to grow at the rate of 5,000 words it year, At least, that is the average growth by the measure of the dictionaries, Bullokar'e "Complete English Diction- ary," in 1010, the year of Shakespeare's death, contained 5,080 wortre. Thonnts Blount's "Oloseographia (1050) improv- ed on this and was superseded in its turn by Edward Phillips' "New World of English Words" (1656), a small folio containing 13,000 words; and by the time it reached its sixth edition (1700) the number had grown to 20,000 odd. Johnoon's dictionary, published on April 15, 1755, though it improved all pre- decessors off the face of the earth 1:y the perfection of its system and the soundness and breadth of its wording, contained only 50,000 words, and it re - Ambled master of the field, even at this modest total, until Noah Webster's; ensue along in 1828, and Worcester's "Com- prehensive Pronouncing and Explana- tory English Dietionary," in 1830, with 160,000 amt 105,000 words respectively. The latter part of thenineteenth cen- tury kept the bail rolling. Tho "Idiper- ial Dictionary" contained 200,000 words, and Dr. Funk's "Standard Dictionary" (1894) entered the field with half as many again --318,000 words in all. There have been half a dozen editions of this, end the new oue reaches high water mark with a total of 450,000 words, most of which tire English beyond question. A talk with the editor of this Under- taking, Dr. Frank II. Vizutelly, produces another batch 01 interesing figures in the same connection. There are some- thing like 3,500 languages or sub -lan- guages in use upon the globe, and of these the main European languages are spoken by the following number of per- "ns English is spoken by 100,000,000. German is spoken by 130,000,000. Russian is spoken by 100,000.000. Emelt Is spoken by 70,000,000. Spanish is spoken by 50,000,000. Italian is spoken by 50,000,000. Portuguese is smokes:. by 25,000,000, "You will bear in mind," said Dr. Viz- etelly, that though the business and editorial work of the New Standard Dic- tionary is done in NOV York, it is Eng- lish in its sources, if it is American in its energies and system, and the het of its contributors includes all of the great speeialists in the English intellectual world. By the wass, it may interest you to know that onong the men who have introduced many new words into the language during the last few years Mr. Roosevelt comes high, and hie friend, Mr, Gifford Pinehot, the conservator of forests. comes next; 8ir Ernest Shackle- ton beats them both. • "An interesting point or two which occurs to any one like myself," Dr. Viz- etelly went on, in reply to questions, "is the extent to which American pro- nunciation is assimilating itself more and more surely with English. Obsolete versions recommended or admitted by Webster like 'advertisement' and 'Belay' (for sofa) are disappearing fast and steadily. Of course there are differ- enees of pronouniiiation between dis- tricts, and Boston and Massachusetts prefer •glahse' and `balith' in contrast to the -short vowel which is used in New York; but then you have the same kind of variance over here in England. And in the case of words like 'vase,' where there are half a dozen pronunciations In English use, we have given them all. "It is it gratifying thing that Dr. Joyce and, Dr. Douglas Hyde have pro- vided me with many fine old English words which have died out except in Ireland, and 1 am glad to say that Am- erica is giving many of them it new lease of life," "Why the noise?" "The barber is shaving himself." "But why the argu- ment?" "He is trying to persuade him- self to have it shampoo."-Lottisville Courier -Journal. A BATCH or SMILES. to ",:ersuyy•oouurr wife often grieve because she threw over it wealthy man in order "She started to once, but I clred her of It the first rettle out of the box., ' "I wish you would tell me how." 'I started right in grieving with her. And I grieved herded and longer than she did.' -New York Globe. "What was the happiest moment ot your life, ? ' asked the sweet girl. "'The happiest moment ot my lite," an- swered th old bachelor, "was when the jou eler took hack an engagement ring and gave tne sleeve links In exchange.'" -New York Globe. A friend of the f—anilly had been sum - °t niseedbotiod.testify, much against Ids will, as to domestic disturbances In a certain ;Io "You saw those blows administered?" asked the counsel. "Yes, sir," replied the witness. 10010).7.0 witness the beginning. of the ettiaZenbewtsavseeint .,.?•,:fr. and Mrs. Dash" 'Si xx yYeettari: aaggoof " How is that possible?" "I was a guest at their wedding," said the witness. -New York Globe. "Of course," said the lady to the drug- gist, "it may be perfectly harmless, Just as you say; but then, you know there has been so much exposure of patent medicines and such goods I--" "WY dear madam," Interrupted the druggist. "I beg to assure you in the s tronges t that you need not ap- prehend any—" "I know; but I read in one mazazine where lots of people had acquired the drink and, drug habits through using such remedies, and--" "Impossible in this ease. Why, you can see for yourself that--" "Will you give me your work of honor that it contains no alcohol." "Would swear it on a stack of Bibles," answered the druggist. "Then 111 take it." And then the druggist wrapped up the porous plaster for her. -New York Ca°obre. For a long timer -he friendly relationa between two little girls whose famillee aro next door neighbors in Washington were unbroken by any untoward cireum- stances. Finally however, there came a "falling out," and Louise hestened to communIcate to the parents of her erst- while friend . Blanche certain details of the distressing occurrence. When next the two children met se- vere recriminations were exchanged. Said , Blanche: • "You're just as mean and hateful as you 'in be-telling my father and mother that I bit N,'OU. YOU ought tole ashamed of yourself." "You ought to be ashamed to bite mei" retorted Louise. "Suppose I did," came vehemently from Blanche. "You bite, too, don't you" whereupon the other showed the great- est Indignation. "Let Inc tell you one thing." she added; "if I do bite, I never bite any one outside my own family!"- Lippincott's. A. man who was dining in a vintage hotel gazed at the second oourse for a moment and than asked the waiter; "What is that leathery stuff?" "That is a filet of sole, sir," replied the waiter. "Well, you may talco it away." said the diner, after attacking it with his fork, "and see if you can't get me a nice, tender piece of upper, with the buttons removed." -Magazine of Fun. t Easily Identified, Congressman Seaborn Roddenbury, of Georgia, gently smiled when the talk topic dwelt on the lord and master of tile doineetie ranch, lie said he was re- minded of little Johnny's visit to the ZOO, While rambling around among the animals' with his father one afternoon, so ran the story of the congressman, little Johnny came to it 'miniature lake on which two swans were swim - "Tapas" said Johnny, pointing.a chub- by little finger out over the late, "is that the father swan or the mother pecked off his head, and isn't allowed to swan?" "Which one do you mean, Johnny?" asked the old man, glancing in the direc- tion Indicated by the boy. "I mean the one orfer there," answered Johnny. "The one with all the feathers have (ho biscuit or nothing." "Yes, my son," promptly rejoined pa, with just a suspicion of a sigh. "That's the father swan, all right." -Philadel- phia Telegraph. t The dollar dad earns looks three time as big to him as it does to the son who dows it in. Here's That Old Chesnut in German Style - From t lty "You can't unlock the door wit 11 your cigar." "This is 110 vigar; it's a yey ?" "Sure not; it's it cigar." "Ath ninumv. .rilcv. niust have smoked the key!" TO MD FARMERS Bankers Planning to Finan Their Threshing Officers Elected at Winni. peg Conference. Winnipeg &spats:its The loaning of money to larmere to finance their threshing wad one of the most int - Portant enbjeete of discussion at the meeting of the Canadian BankerAs. soeisttion to -day. The proposal met with - general sympathy by the banker's anti a committee was appointed to snore ful. Is investmsste the question. The detail's of the disco:mien were not given. Tide an11 other importaot features of the new bank stet, which came into force ou July 10 Mat, occupied the attention01the meeting at nome length. Matterof ; interest, nisast partieularly to the haulm in Western Canada, ouring the past year': were dealt with. ernment returns; called forth Uniformity in makine• up the, Cow; conSider- . , able sliecueelon. With regard to ft! com- munication revolved. front Queen's.> 'raj.' versity, Kingeton, Ont., that extra ,elass.-' es be established in banking and allied., subjects for the bank clerks, thd sug;, gestion wee received favorably nnd committee waa formed for the msrpoest. of looking into the matter. The resignation of John T. P. 1irtght,1 who since the formation of the ors!. ganization Into been secretary, was 1.0.1 ('eived and accepted, the selection et: DOW eeeretary 15116 left in the liande-•• 10)frriet.4111.iti(e,he,ciflo(t)11,tin(i)e)ui..1i.nitg. Wilkie; Honorary rv. officers were eke tit' sitlent, (1, W, Ifitgue; Sir Eat ond':, Walker, 11, B. Angus, 1). Ceet;sions' \leo-Presidents: George Burne; Ot-: Pease, 'Alontreal; II , V, meivutii,: t.Aalout•lat;reals.klex. Laird, Toronto; .E. L. ; •• The following, all of whom ate!, general managers, form the nejv eeutive council: E, Hebtlen, ! Mere chants Bank, Montreal; F. Bank of Toronto, Toronto; B. 13.' Steveneoe, Quebec Bank, 'Montreal; James Elliott, Moleone Bank, Montreal: "mettle, fet Banque Nationale, Que- bec.; .P. Sehofield, Standard Bank, Tiwouto; C. A. Bogert, Dominion Bank, 'l'oronto; If, Balfour, Union Bunk, Union Bank, Winnipeg; IL A. Richard - ,.on, Bank of Nova Scotia, Toronto; T. Bienvenn, La Banque Procineiale Du Canada, Toronto; H. B. McKenzie, Bank of liritivdi North Ameriea, Montreal. I I OUR FERTILE NORTH Splendid Crops Grown Near the Arctic Circle, Ottawa. Ont., Sept. 20. -Number ono hard wheat, grOW11 NO 113110e north of Edmonton, prize vegetables raised on the .Aretie Circle, am) epruee trees six feet in diameter, are some of the WOO- dei:s of the northern territories, which :\ fr. Ilenry Conroy, inepector of In- dian ageneies, On 11 northern in- sees:lien tour. from which he IOW .11181. returned. ' Known officially.. es "treaty umber 87 the territory over which Mr. Con- roy exercises supervision, is inhabited by about 8,000 Indians. Once it year Inspector Conroy visits the 18 agencies located in treaty eight and distributes to the lndians about $35,000 in money and several thousand dollats' worth of food, ammunition, fishingnets, and other necessities of aboriginal life. Mr. Conroy is evidently proud of the achievement of the agency at Fort Simpson. This is 800 milei north of Edmonton. "Our agent there last year, Mr. Card, experimented with three var- ieties of wheat, the yields from which were taken down to Edmonton and graded number one hard. He grew also 300 bushele of OiltS, a sample bag of which f took out with me. .They weighed 38 pounds to the bushel. Rye ninl barley were also successfully grown. This year, when 1 was there, 111 ,Thly, the grain cropa and vegetables looked well, although the weather bad Leen i'l(ti.tryi `lolood Hope, still further north, within the Arctic* Circle; the very best gardens I saw on the whole route are there. in the 'Upper MacKenzie Valley. there is a conotry 115',ATV AR Arttlai• It:Inv:rid every bit of it fit for settle- MORg RELICS FOUND IN ROME. - Rome, Sept. 28 -Important •discov- cries have been made in the Romus Mavis on the Palatine by Commen- datore Boni, idle distinguished arch- aeologist who is director of the ex- cavations in the Forum and the Pala- tine.. Several houses of the time of Sight and the Gracchi Pave been brought to light, and trader the house or Livia subterranean apartments were discovered full of debris of !ali kinds and all the centuricts, the, numerous objects and utensils of :he fifth and sixth centuries left be - bind by the barbarians who burnt Rome, Excavating deeper Bonl laid bare some huts, with the hearths 'still intact, which are believed to have been inhabited by shepherds before the foundation of Rome in 753 SCIENTISTS ESCAPED CANNIBALS Philadelphia, eSpt. 23-Aecording to a telegram received to -day by P. It. Perkins. of this city, the four ecitta- Uses who were reported killed by cannibals in German New Guinea are vote on Murray Island, off the coast ' a Australia. David Ililt Tennent, or Bryn Mawr College, Dr. E. Newton Hardy, or Princeton, and. H. I. Clark, of Harvard, were in he expedition. Dr. Hardy is a brother of Mrs. P, R. Perkins. Her husband interested the State Department in their case and te-day received the following message, • "Dr. Mayer reports party all well :itt Muprray Island, Australia. • .• GUELPH POLICE INVESTIGATION. Guelph, Sept. 28. --The investiga- tion into the charges preferred against ; Chief of Pollee Randall by Sergeant Kickley was coneluded before the po- lice commissioner:4 Saturday after- noon. The evidence of a number of parties was taken, tending to prove that there bas been an entire lack of harmony in the police force sinee dif- ferences MVO arisen between the chief and the sergeant. While the hearing 'was held behind closed doors, enougli of the evidence given has leaked Out to give the citizens the Impression that drastic action must be taken by the COMMIE:810110rd 10 restore hattrIony 1)1 the throe,