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The Wingham Advance, 1913-09-04, Page 5III )r- i` �1, bHUTsDX, SEPT✓3BrC 4, 1913 T H E W T N VgyA M & l V A NCE �? 61,' • „'r.«4••„+..rrr.y.wwnr....rJrw , ...r,••r r..nl•r..wi.,.. .+-w:+.+•r.�..:..rs'„., yw,e'1,,'.. '�i.... .. .0 . .. ._ .. _.rr. 4444 .,w. ,.tlhA r...elio 0�00CM0000OW000000 000coo qq0w 1AXING A - 'It Was For the Czar, and He Aff_79% Wanted it in a Hurry.. - Ji SOARED CRIMEAN TAILOR. When Pounoed Upon by His Majesty's ►yv. est �i.. �u.c.:i:..�..0 ,, t,Y,. i�r �C4w'acs+r .i�4"1 , �: ;oJW,,L Nil II 6l.iw ur.nr:.rltn ^'-- — .;..wws+ris L:'s :,� - - '•was 6,SU V�w,.d.�.wr.W.y.:e ='•'- - .. r . ,,, General, Who Cioaked His Mission In Mystery, rthe Knight of the iihe�a s !Thought His Time. Hod toms, _ By special permission of the court authorities aAA amuping account N pub- lished of the circumstances attending the Ingthe czaordertrtrom a. lof a liittle talin thitary unformi e Stock of i no. Ke-rAdmr So* W” hatil "(0 _ Crimea,. Khaim XCurichkess by, name, '(who lived at Simferopol, the headquar- tdW of the Crimean dragoons. ,'When the imperial family came to ;nualff, end some days before the the IN 0"'I ILE HANDS OF Waal fete of the Cli'imean dragoons, the czar told the colonel that he had In tore as gift for him and the regimens-+ �tbe 'czarina bad consented to become sir chlpf, His .majesty added; "I r ba11 be there when you and your of- hcers are presented to the empress IftJ& e It And shalt wear your uniform. The n r 1,) k r gUmany I only Thing is, I believe I haven't the uniform of the regiment. But that doesn't matter, there is time, if you hurry o have one ad You ^sees :,•w.r,+,:•s�^:���.c-A,.�.r..�...�•,��a.eiFs'�,w�����nxir�Y-��.s.�.,�te,r�,.�ux,r;>�.r�a• r,�jp.+e���:rarca+.:«ac,:;..;�.s:....,a,��.ay�+.:�.,...; �:uru+.c+c:�r•,�...=�a_: R+',ae::s:;a r;ei�..,W��,e�•..�.�ir.,.1.Jb... om,+:,�„�.=.._- _�...:;t:s•�s.�>r�y.,. �� .. m 8; 8 e; to have an excellent tailor. Your uni- form fits beautifully. Who made it?" The colonel gave the name of Surich- Bess, whereupon his majesty asked him fir e � -��� ���� arrange that unset, should mMars worth o themake a uniform forr himself. adding,' Every 66 g smiling, "Tell him to do his best and to turn It out a5 well as yours." ® 1 There is next given a seriocomic de- irt 8 �Scription of the alarm °occasioned y days. samong the Kuriehkess household, con- Pisting of father, mother and nine ebil- 43 dren, when a handsome motorcar stop- ped 'outside their door and k cloaked igeneral officer descended. • The general said in staccato gen.' �°'Q,tenses: "You' must come with me. clear outthe E hire Stoel r� aress o cost• Von'! be frightened. Youll know eav� 1�tructlos to . later where I'm taking you. I can t p� less. 'leave without you. We've lost much tr1C a� 1 �, ®r ' me already- Get dressed quiith his cE4deroe—•„� ! Tho tailor obeyed, went with his cap•„,,jj,�� �/ 1�,, y�jg� pfor and was absent Por four, days. Mme. Kurichkess was doubtful (wheth• `er she was a wife or a widow: 4 © j - �j Id recountllyed the tailor enturrned up safe JWINl. ositively n® Reserve. THIS ILL BE And recounted his adventures. The . drive with the general had lasted two hours and a half. During tho whole: journey the general did not address a' 0 single word to him. When they reach-! ,t „I C ed their destination, Yalta, all he said was, Khaim I£urichkess, get out and follow me.” He, was assured that be need not be alarmed; he would be provided with dodging and with food,, and the next EL = day he would be told why he had been brought to Yalta and what he had to do. He was told he need not try to 3Nr escape, as he would be watched. His fears were dissipated when a en - The Whole Stock Must erAi ofgeneral e er e Turned Into Cash By Sept. 15th• colonel egthe dares, and the the following addressed him to the following effect: "Great good fortune has fallen upon you. His majesty the emperor ;wishes �rou to make for him a uniform of -the The people of this country have never heard of such a sale Read every word of the Bargains on this bill, and come Crimean dragoons. But it must be as Y�fl.� will 'good as that of the colonel of the regi, as we have planned for these thirty days. We know of Dere expecting to find ten tirri�'s as many, more. Y of it. I hope you won't make A mess o turn this stock into mons in this short not be disappointed. of ac I will take you at once to the only one way t y � ,pAIACe, where you will be admitted to the czar's study, to sea his majesty's time. That'. s what we have • got to do and we have cut © Igure.11 • One will he as mood as two. Chase the hens around ; Eggs 21c: Bring in all the eggs. {�when the "general of generals" toots the rices less than half. � when to the czar's study his maj+ 1� • you can beg, borrow or steal. They are - worth 21 c per doz. testy was standing reading a aodument Everyone from far and near will get this chance of a life time here and with foods almost given away. Cara you offord with his back *to the door. Some min. to buy at your own prices: We positively will not remove hies elapsed before rl turned around. to miss this chance ? ed the meantime gurichkess was root- to $worth Of this Stock. ed to the floor. The czar on realizing his presence • 'faced him and said: ''Oh, you are here E ARE. -.Our business is �o close out stocks to Dig up your $$, they will make you rich now. Get your � alreadyl ion are I�haim Surichkess, WHO W supply of goods for less money than it cost the man that R the tailor s want you to make me a We have ��� Q uniform of the Crimean dragoons. Do turn goods into money to wind u:,) estates. made them. your best and see that it id a good fit. hired to sell without reserve every $ worth of stock in this Get r work at once:' i{urichkess :event on to descrIlie how, ;Clod had helped him in his work and store by Sept. 15th. We have ar�reed to do this in 30 days. Churn twice a day and on Sunday. 26c -for your Butter -how, satisfied the czar had been with You know what that means—WE'LL GIVE THE GOODS and ' bargains like these. Did you ever hear of ANYTHING she uniform and thanked acchimept for it" T V 8urichkess re;used to accept anyM a AWAY LIKE IT thing in payment, but "his" general i a � listed that, according to law, he wast • obliged to receive '50 rubles for his • expenses. Moreover, the general added, Put a team in the democrat and bring the family out. .q.... Get busy ; that means ou. A few rices on DY Goods the minister of the cont was aware y p Y � that I{urichkess was In debt, and he Clothing, Shoes, • QroCeri@s anal Crockery gave the tailor an envelope containing c3 300 zvbles from the minister to els- No charge hls obligations. t, Xurichkess was driven batt; In, a 25 to • 0 Per Cent. 0 11 tang likes lei >s s Chow Chow, Mixed Pickles and Walnuts, 3 motor to Simferopol, and some days � y Dishes, p , p Pi )1 s, ,4q it ii..,tt....,t:::,..,:,•ttttt+•,.,,,,••25c rJc Flxnnclette......6 0 150 Cretonne ........•110 imperial messenger brought Lamps and 'Bedroo;n ti. „3Q Nil i' bottles for later an ht 4..5:5•x•! ,tn.„+t,••.,,,.«.,.,1,.15e...............................................25e to his shop a case containing a gold 20 Per Cent. off all Boots find shops, - 2 Boxes Royal Yeast Cakes .................... 50 25 Per Cent. off all Cut (Hass. t Nvatdh and chain. The double eagle 20 s and Carpets, dace ape pl enille Curtains, Alb,ver Laces, • Milks, Sateens and Velveteens at 2 Boxes Pearline ....... ..... I ........................1 50 20 Lbs. best Granulated Sugar for............... $1.00 was engraved on the.watch, which also • 8 p > wholesale prices~ 4 Boxes Corn Starch .. All other Groceries reduced, bore the inscription, "To IChaim Ku- 260 _ less than rpa4ard' pdoes, .......Y... x...250 l* � 12�e ribbons all shades at 8c 4 Battles Extract..........................., 35e Qashmere Sox for .............. .25c rlchkesa for Zeal.” Argos. �•c � � �• l Overalls anti Shocks at ... -..iso ... � � t. ,. , , ' ' 6 Pk s Diamond Dye .. ...260 cc cc .................15e ... 4444 Y d and G0 Bahy Ribbon at,,,,t,•,t„/Y,1..I.t. ......2�e g • � y ••••••••� ..,•..Y.'...•. 250 •••.• •••.••••••• i 4444 _ A "Lady” 16 Oefinedr .All X1.25 Overalls bnd Smoc#s at....,::.••, •:•�1.0� Ta fact all $U and Velvet Ribbons at leas than 2 Doz Envelop -s for..............................1...... 50 4 -Pair Cotton Sox .................... .......,...... ..25e Th`e definition of a gentleman has ii0 en's and boys' Suits to pleer at Half Prien coat! , 10 Bars :;oa•p for 4444 Y . .....................25c role Underwear for ........... ....................i$U puzzled many, but what of the lady! 100 air Corseta, rqul4r rice C0c to ; 1.25— doves osiRr Cottons Towellin s Curtains 3 Cane Salmon for , .........................Y.......25c 25o School Bags for.. ..................... ............... 180 9 A depositor on opening an account V0, chpi0p ..;t.tt:. ............tt,•, , •.,,- ale ' y' ' g' ' 3 Cans Corn. for ............. ..... .........•,1250 .......350 t described herself as a factory hand. Y. ..Y .. ••••••••••••� luslina, Prints, Cottonades, bucks, Shirtinge, 500 School Brigs for ............................... A 1 aces a it Euubr ideries cin at le t a Table Linens) Table Oilcloths . and a thousand 3 Cans Peas for .............. .. ...........250 Men's $1.00 Shirt for ........................4 .........760 When withdrawing money, she gave l n R 1341 ll..11 s :, 150 Can Tomatoes for 100 75o Shirt for 600 her description as "lady." The post- rpal;.ers►' ri¢p�, other things must go at some pricey 7 Rnrs Comfort Soa Y.YY.............................25le lnastbr vas asked to be Careful all to; Soap 500 Shirt for ........I. .-.... .............Y...........88 -i 1.25 Tflrees rods ht.....Y.Y..YY.ttt..t„vtt,t••••t<tt,tg5(t+ 2i0 COttonade at,,,19c 3Q0 CottOnade at..Y22e Dnz. Clothes tins..4.....Y.....Y.....Y.Y..,Y....Y.Y.,Y.Y 54 500 Cuff Buttons for 300 ldentltl+beforepayingthemone$a 07 ,4444 .. . ..........Y....Y,...""' reply was, bd was quite ®atle !!•-i y. X1.00 't is 444,4 ,,.:ttn. :::: „:,t.I�Oa $50 Denim at ,,,...11ie 16e Shirting at ...... 12J .A,mOrican Cil, per gallon.............................1...180 10o Collar Buttons for .................................050 (',�•'/, was the depositoeii wap of saying sibs .75 ct ci „Y,,.. ...:.:.. .,:e•trt •„•:+,t!'#2c 12. •c Shirting. at ...... 100 150 Mannelette.... Y.11a 36c and 400 Brooms for,.Y•Y.Y...YY.YY.Y..IYI..YYY.Y.Y..�Y.%i�V 15o Collars ...... .............................,.,..........100 leas out lei! work. -London >3pgctator. _� Y50 tc t` .::,-:,,,,,ttt:,. .Y.,.,,.•t,,,.S,r•$ 9 12-10 Flannelette ...100 10o Flannelette...... 80'li• Best Vinegar, per gallon .................... ...I ........ goo Xe}p'o $2.,50 Dow. }hoe for,,, ... ,,.................. $1,25 i Two ClAesea+ "`��'• • ` "".tile hur'dan race is divided into two ' 'W classes--thosb, 'who go ahead and do Owing to the tremendous rush we find it absolutely necessary to close our store m 7 each evening to prepare for next a !something and Who who sit and In.; (quire, hy ,wasn't It .done th6 othex 1vay7' "� -Olivet ;PVendeli Holmes day u. p y Store open g a.m. each �� dbusiness'. _ _ Sei in the freeman awhom #his ixn �i makes free, and: All .ass j}iaxoa,l'ie1da..� 4444 . Selling out the 'Fake warning. Como parly And, pften, l thing must, go. ; Be here next Selling out the � �iUr,;� �ri,em ars wfiedgerow$, t rda ; . tb 'Win Aug, 16, when the Flock strikes eighty the late Sir Tutton Sykes had sa wap . i y 4444. �ij� of his awn of taking his walks com- 1�1 A dr- hoodbof ,Slodmere woulill me the bardJna. Kerrern ho.er ._ net not out for is morning, roue wvearing two ox three ovexcoats. �'Vhen he t�I watm enough lie would, taker off first one and then another, and lair 6 iL Stocks it on the nt~areit hbdgerowr. The per• aon who found an overcoat and re. Breakers kl..er. 'l 1 High Prices turned it to the house always received the reward of one Shilling, and no • doubt the Sledmore boys dyers► willing -. - hei, _ ear. .. .. 4444 ..- . r,.. .� .:.. -. .. .. 4444 n. s. • - 444:4,. ■