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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1913-07-17, Page 6PREFERS THE HAIR. tpldiodelphia Record) know there are degrees oC pride? Slotale -Yee. even the fellow with red hale too es to eta bala. - .WHAT HAPPENED. (dudae) -Von I:now what happened to the nwn who (suet?" "Sure; he got 'canned." " ROUGH ON CHOLLY. (Boston Transcript) -Iiieh .8o Kitty tf,tVe you a 11 t NA? Cholly - ri10 would/et live in one iir 'Willi, one. PROVED ran- WitiledelPhia feesial) Muir/Tins-Long how beitsts that he never the truth, Buggies .1%on't yen believe him, Ite's an Internal liar. A PROTEST. (Washington Star) "Wbielt kind or summer beverage do you favor " askea the thoughtful slaugh- ter, "Anything' you thoose," replied 'aft*, Cumros, "so long IIS isn't One) of those pink wise your methyl, used to insist on." s A CALLER. (sket ell) The ioarmer-I bear there's a, fine fat pat for sale here. Can see it? The Boy-Pte.-411er! Someone wante to yet', • 1 THE EVIDENCE. (Chicago Tribune) "Clerald, 11:1V0 1 ever given you reason to thine t NVottlii Marry you?" "No, Owendolon, you never have, and if yon don't %sant me 10 bother you any more I eun't. Jost give me mY regUlar goodnight kiss and I'll go" I 7 - -- TROUBLES OF THE TIMES. (Puck) sympathetic Lady-Ptag nutn. How (lid you lose tlie nee or you legs and your ogsiglit? lleggitr--I lost de use te lo;s in taxleahs, and me eyesight Nv:Atehing the HOW LOVE IS DIFFERENT,. (ilaithnore American) "Love wily hare its drawbaeks, but it has one mg eaventage over most of klts good things of lire." "What is that?" "One can keep it end return it at the same time." DOWN ON PERKINS. (noston Transcript) "Theres'S a vein or gola in_ Perkins, seuell admit that." "I'll mlmit he has a streak of, yellow." • OR BEHIND THE BARN. (Cleveland Leader) Pareon-Do you know where Utile boys go to When they smoke? Boy -Yes; up the alley, TOO OFTEN TRUE. (Boston Transcript) Boss (meeting:clerk at hall ganue-How is this, Perkins? You asked off to go to a funeral, clerk -Yes, sir; that's what It's lireiSel for the home team. e TICKLISH QUESTION. St, Louis ftepublican)• "Ts your wife truthful Avhen it to telling her age?" "Yes. -But try asking her onee how much elle weiehs." aees RARE COMBINATION. (13oston Transcript) "T have an ideal wife." "What's your Wee of an ideal wile?" "ono who ean keep braise, her tem- per and her help." NEW THOUGHT. (phinx) "T was out motoring the other day." eso I f "Yes; ana 1 came to a river, but could find no menns of eetting my machine across." "Well, what dia you do?" "Oh, I just sat doWn and thought it over." I 7 t A. D., 1925. ,.(judgo) "Why did she withdraw after receiving' the nombuttion?" %%They told her, if elected, she would heeome member of the Common Council, end you :know 110'W partieular ehe is." - - _ 0 MOS A COLLECTION. „ (Washington Star) "What le your polities?" et- , "You should ens., 'What are your Poll- 'i.1"%eN,. There are a large number of brands out used 1 have a little of each," AN UNKIND CUT. (Pliegende Blotter) Artist -I paint only for pleasure. Pair crates -And only for your OW% 4. THE HAPPY MAN. (Silage) „ Fle-They gay Sally Simpson is married -at last. eiw.....eveise the happy man? lle-lier rather, 1>r course. HE BEING THE MAN. (Boston Transcript) .Fithela-Kitty hasn't a thought for any. thing nowadays except her new eer. She's perfeetly in love with It. Jaek (sadlyS-Another case of man be- ing disphreed by machinery. • A CASE OF COMMISSIOisi. (London Opinion) Algy's mother -I suppose yer vain' a lama for, sir, ter attendin' to the •ricli smith boy? Dector-Well, yes, get a pretty esood- fee; but why are sem asking? , eilgy's mother -Well, rope Y0r W,011't ferget that my little algy threw the brick Met 'it GRIEP AND REMORSE. (Washington Star) ..No," mill the stage manager: "you are the heroine. Yon aro suppoeed to euffer more than anybody else In the play. Y.all must put eourself into a frame of mind 'which rt,p11140tlis grief and remorse." "I know," replied the leading \vellum, "I'll try to make myself believe I'm one of the ;ample who pnia $2 to see thls Y• HE GOT HIS. (.1-1:dge%) ca oeelt-There goes' a man who robbed a large fortune. tunk-lie robbell you of a fortune, anti stin he is PrIjOying his liberty! fasoneb-Not by a (Mtn :11g111:1' no 'Sitars vita the Hell widow 7 was alter. WIFE 'THE CHAIRMAN. Moston Transcript) Miss Wutt-'no you belong* to any (le - bathes seeiety, Mr. Wilkins? "WelitheeeNVell-etea emelt ono. am Marriad., S. se A.* 4.00. PREPARED TO DEMONSTRATE, (I'Vtishington •Star) 'est, s /711. think thP iS 1111I)MVing " "V 11 Oi n' t 00 410104 of it," replied the venial entimplast. "gvery, Mart lees 110141 °file,. two or th`ree menthe men:tree( to show you how vaet- Is thews; ItriproVed Hilleis the ilepar- oe piedeueesor," aeoses. - - LONG AGO. ilitoolciell :Eagle) ittoneitt thee were going to Tlurepe foe the !summer?" ...When Ohl they tell A011 that?" "1.t1,1 Novemitee." 'sob, everelailv stee noires, to Mingle fee too turitoor laet November .11* . .1.41111.16;, SVEMESERMISMISOZMUT g PLOTS THAT FAILED 540044ZISZONZISMICSIONICIMM2X CHAPTER XXV. The train that left East liaVi,11 011 the afteritoon Clarenve Nos memor- able inters iew with Bab venial the young man with it, and aa the last spiree a the (pale( lit1 ti»V11 faded from hie sight, he boa...! his head and wept like ehild, for he a ae leaving his treaeure behind. him. He said to 'time if with a bitter sigh, that aroise from the very depths a his heurt: "1 feel that Barbare Haven wed intended for me. but fate has perted us, why I know not. Ah! this is a euld and elate! world, and it is better to live and learn and leant to forget!" Ile went to Buelon, and flung himself heart and boa' into hits father*6 imeinese, to abut out from his thoughts the Ilion- ory whielt Was 'fraught with such bitter pain to him. Thue a month patseed awa,y, and yet anuther. dinie lied mono on, with its roses rtt beet inteneely het for that time of the year. The old banker watch- ed his son with. eleielderable uneasiness. What hati eateied the ehange Char- ente? he asked himself over and over. again, sorely the young man had no secret trouble that he did not know (Jr? it would not be posai.ble! I 4 on id allec liald hoped that he wouhl give him enee, but as he did not seem inelined to do eo, he did not broaelt the eubjesq to him, One day, however, he came across the young man's 14eeret in a rather unexpeeted way. "I have pet had a letter from my old friend Haven," he amid, laying dowu a long.* closely writ ton page, "and la it, 1 find, quite a pleee of new6, eoncerning 1116 daughter, little Miss -Barbara, She's engaged to bo Married!" lie saw his eon's featuree Contraet, 6pastmodieally, awl his hand elutehed the pen he ',yes holding eo tightly that the slender,ebony snapped in twain, un- der the fume of his tottele seemi, only yeeteraey that elle was a little AO," went on his father, mus- ingly. "Ailir„dO you know, Clarenee, odd as it may seem to you, 1 always had 011 idea that you -.iniaht some day take a notion to that'.-litide fairy ead. InarrY her." sse- The ynung Man' got white to the lipte "Why should yam think that, father?" he •asked that he tried to make appearSfiaturals though it wee an intense effort to r,do eo, - "1. may as well tell you," laughed the old banker, "De you remember eeeing an oil painting of, a, very beautiful young girl whieh was sent to my office for my inspection of ft couple of years ago -- and which ydit were anxious to purehase, thinking it famey picture?" 'Yes 1 remember," said Clarence Nev- ille, slowly? and in puzzled wonder as: to what was coming next, and what his marrying Barbara Haven had to do with the pieturea • "Well, my bov,".isaid. the banker, set- tling himeelf back easily in his office chair, "that pieture \villa you admired so much -nay, 1 untv sav, whieh you fell so violently in love with -was pretty Bab's and pone ether! 1 had it painted from a photograph as a present for her father. "I supposed you would see it when you ealled at Iftwen House and recognize it. :But, not hearing you mention. it, T con - eluded that the picture was probably hung in her father's own apartment. .But, to get backSio the subject 1 0 queetion, when you admired the picture so fer- vently, 1 had a notion that you would admire still snore the lovely oriednal. T am surprised- to -learn in this letter of Miss Barbara'e betrothal to your frieral, Rupert Downing., whom you went to East Haveh tte visit recently. 1 wonder that you did not mention this to me when you returned, Clarence, old boy!" "Why, 1 did not think that the love of young people would interest you, father." "1 am interested in little Barbara Ha. von for her own sake LIS well as her fath- er's,"„ rejoined the banker, adding, pen- sively: "Of course, it was a foolish fancy. but 1 have thought fur yesars that 1 would .yet call her daughter. That goes to shoW yell. my son, how very uselese, bow foolieh, it iS for parents to lay plans for their children." Clarence arose hastily and without a Word.quitted the banker's pri- vate offiee.' The'exPression on the hand- sotne, haggard yOulig face Wfts revelse lion to the banker. As in a glass, dark- ly, he saw in his 'mind's eye juet what had occurred. •„ "He has loved and loet-" murmured the old. man to hirnself When he saw Clarence that evening at the dinner, table, at home, he sug- gested to hina".thaa he was working too hard over'the'britik's books, giving busi- ness to much attehtion. "I would -Suggest, my son," he said, "that you run 'up to Bar Harbor or go te Long' Braftchaaanywhere you like, 1.1r a few wedlise inteation! .1 insist upon every clerk in the bank taking his regu- ler vacation -you must do the same, Clarence. All work and no play is not good for the young!" "I think 1 shall take your advice„.•fatli. er!" returned the young Man, Two (Faye Later Clarence Neville lurk, - ed at Long Braila. and registered at the Weet End Hotel. In. looking. sateleeely over the page (lontaining the list of arrivals a few (Jaye hack, see- if there were any among the guests whom he knew -sud- denly the blood ruelied hi a crimson tide to hie faceasti strange thrill of joy shot through his heart. Midway on the page he lead thestamess: Mr. Karl Haven and the Miseee, Barbara and India Haven. He 8but the booL quitkly; his first im- pulse was to leave the hotel, aye to lease bong Braneh on the first outgoing.trail. But while he was deliberating on tins plan of aetion. hend was laid nn his eltoulder teed Mr. ITaven himself nppear- ed before him. "Clarenee, my boy," he ,eaid, "thie is indeed a eurprisel eannot tell you bow delighted I am to see you! The .giels will all be gled, too! When did you eome 10" "Only all bollr ago!" eonfessed riot - thee. etteting desperately around in hie own mind for sume plausible exeuse to offer to avoid -meeting the young Wise. It seemed to Won that be 'mil not Meet Bab again.. His 'heart wae toe sore for that. Time had not, tte yeti healed the Vi,oxind of unrequited lore. luspe the young ladies. are wells" "India itt;':" remarked the 4,141 gentle- man. "but 1 mins& eay ttes much fOr my little Bab. storSehow she hae hoot a'.1 her bright. joyeus die:pi:4410n. She is ne longer 110, 'ileary little AO: but alie' **Me So langaid that I am frightened about her!". todgiod,, 1 eau mere theta soray to hew it." eaid Clarenee, voiee very husky with onetion. "India dose her very best to cheer Bab up," went on "leat even her efforts eeem, to fail utterly. Al- though you isee lialisete Mune on the regieter, Abe is nut here yea" he eon- tinued, "Tho elerk anticipated her coin- ing upon our arrival, eo. he jotted down, 1.101.1,141, the three nemesis ate oecupying rooms, be.gged to be permitted tu stey in Bolton and vie4t for feev week*, Site was eu tired with her caw etant watching over 'Mete that I could not eay tm her nay! My poor little misses her eadly! Therefore, 1 say your .pressente here, ju.st at this time will be _more than weleonte to her, Even her betrothed, your friend, 'Mr. Itupert Downing, is unable to jola us., for that length of time, haying been called west, ae perhaps you are awere of." "No, I did not kuow of returned Somehow his heart gave a quick throb at the thought that he ehould, perhape, eee considerable of Bed) for at least a fortnight, Ile knew he should nut heve yielded to the teireptatiou of seeing her. Lot the paesionate love in tea r s•ee ed to take complete pole - ;session of him, lie said to himeoii, wet What it would, let right or wrong rule, let the priee be high or low, he would pay it, for the sake of being near her, for just one .fortnight. The love story enacted on the beach at Long Brandi for the next fortnight was as pitiful as it was roman:tie. Chu. owe Neville was frightened at himself , at the veltemenee of hid. OWil pa-seion. To :Barbara Haven the surprise was great of hearing. that Clareuee wae at Long Branch and was stopping at the kia,111t hatel. • A sudden flush burned her cheek as eite recalled that golden hour 4pelLt among the bluebelle by the brookside. The memory of . the 'handsome, an- guished face as he had asked her if it was indeed true that she was betrothed to'his frieed, had never faded. from her mind; nor had the sound -of his voice es he ba -de her good -by ever left her-- ae he murmured that they nad met too late -that they must part. She remem- bered how he had kneeled at her feet, praying for one kind word from her, Now lie was, under the some roof with her, this handsome, imaetuoua young lover, for whom she was pining in sec- ret. even tliough site was the bet robbed of his friend. She was frightened at hereelf, at the tumultuous way her heart had bounded when her father told. her of Olarenee 'Neville's presence there. . Barbara Haven had long eince known the truth, that ehe loved- him. with her whole heart. She knew that she ought not to see him, but she .said to herself: "it cannot be wrong to take two weeks of happiness out of my life when the rest will be filled with torture." She wondered in the long, Lad, after years how she could. .st) far have forgotten her own ideae of right and. wrong as to yield to the temptation ---- how she could. have been so dead to the appeal*, or her bet- ter self, kher nobler nature; how she could have rushed so blindly, so madly on to her fate! "Will vou aee him this, eiternoon, my darling?'; asked her father. "Yes," anakered Bab.. Mr. Haven, in the simplenees of his kindly heart, little dreamed that he himself was forming the links, in the chain of the cruelest tragel t ay am_ ever was enaeted. He guarded his treasure too wellaand that WW1 how he came to lose it. Neither Bab's face nor manner be- trayed the excitemept she wits undergo'. ing when Mr. Neville's card was' sent up a little later. will be down directly," she said, carelessly. The long drawing -room was unoceu- pied, saYe for the tall 'figure standing at one of the upen windows, as she en- tered. Bab advanced timidly- hesitatingly. and in no little embarrassment. remem- bering but tuo well the lest time elit?. had .s.een him quite alone by the brook. side -and what he had said, He heard the frou-frou of her skirts and. turned hastily. "Barb -Miss Havent" he exclaimed advancing quickly. Ivi.th both hands out- stretched; and the look in his brown eyes spoke the words he dared not ut- ter to the girl who was betrothed to his friend. Barbara had intended to make some light, careless remark, but the words seented to stick to her throat. Her faee turned from red to white, then fluehed and paled again; her whole being trembled with a rapture that eves almost pain. How was she to ,greet hint as a stranger -he whom she loved so well? He hastened to relieve her embar- rassment by saying! "Come out on the verandah; it is al- most a shame to spend one moment indoors to -day that is not absolutely nece,ssery." He keew thet the presence of stran- g,ers would help her to regain her self- possession. He placed a chair for ber in the kliadow ,of one of the pillare-seating himself opposite her. "Yon cannot tell what a surprise it sees to me to find you and your father here, Miss Barbara," he said, littekily: "T ought to have gone away without attempting to see you -hut T eould not resist the impulse to See you -just once again -can you forgive me?" 'Yee," she answered, "and to tell you the truth, I .glaa you are liere: we 01 0 here so early in the season that tone of our friends, are as yet here, end you know one ean never be so lonely as in a erowd of strangers. If eedia were here I should not mind it so muele" Then turning to bite suddenly, Site asked: "Hew long do yoo -expert to remain?"--thie very Anxiously. "That Itlepentis entirely /upon how the spirit will move me, and -a eircum. stanees." he returned, quietly. "if you wonld rather that would go At onee, I ellen. obev .your slightest " Why ehould :vou eut do as you liker elle murmured, "if it pleases yon to remain for it thne at Long Brandi, why should 'you not stey?" "Ay-- why sii01.441 vet?" he rumin. ....ateds, looking OVer the bine waters which were nut half as blue as the eyes of the girl wito Wit/I regarding him so intently. !fie thought of the lines he had read eomeseaere, of a lover mho rovered about the girl whom he loved, though priee was "et en his head by foes who were hunting him down. He know that he should be fitr away, but the madness of 1113 fate" love eo overpewered him that he ceald not tear ""141611( hirriSelf away from her side; there ho linered, telling himself recklessly: "Why ant in haste to return from, the only° gleam of sunshine that will ever brighten my only life? Why draw the eurtains of night about tue while there is one beet glimmer el day in the darkening. heavens? Why ',raise to my lips the .cup of gall, which 1 must drain sooner or later to the very dregs, ene last drop of nectar remains in the eup whielt I reluctantly put, trout me? Like the lover he would forget the past- -and the future -and live only in the delight of the preeent-let the eost to himeelf be what 'it might . Th4t, was the beginning of it all - bluely the eaddeet end sweetest love story that wee ever written,. • le was a ',timelier idyl, a euramer poem -they etrolled tegether in the outlay inerniugeeeelled together, drove to. gether, daneed together -and, lingered. together in the sweet, fregrant ing, listening to the ehanting of the starlit sea, Ma Haven paid no heed. to this eonstant companionship of the two yeting pevple. He thought them pleasant friends -- nothing more. He wee eonfined to his room eo muelt with his old eueloy, .the gout, that he was pleased that some one Should look after Bab. The only cloud which crobeed the horizon of Bab'e happiness was the long letters which eeme to iier r egulerly from It e r 1 Downing, for they reminded her, but too painfully., of the harrier between. herself and the man she loved. 'rho first two letters she receiyed ecanne.d through hurriedly Ite in duty bound, and the next thet ived, ay, and those that followed, she put quickly away into her trunk 'itn- upened, promieing hereelf that she would read them when elle had a little time. But that opportunity never came -- there seemed au muelt to fill her life from hour to hour from the thne ahe unite ia the morning until she sought her cotteh at nightesand as the days went by the idee of opening the letters grew so irksome to her that she aban- doned the thoualit altogether. "Let me forget him while linty," she eaid to herself; "it will be bad enough to remember hie exietenee when he comes to Long .Brenell when the season begine." She put him, from 'her snemory aud dewed and barred the door of it against hint, .Like Vlarence Neville, she resolved te be happy in tile present and egad. her eyee to the future. Time three weeks passed-tbree weeke of unalloyed delight and blissful happi- nee-a-then an awakening came, in the shape of a telegram from 'Rupert Down- ing, saying that he expected to reaeh Long -Branch by the end of that week. Bab looked at the date of the megoage, which wee, Wedneeday-in two days more, at the leeet, he would be there -and then -ah, and then there WOUld be no more walks by the sea. Quite as soon as Clarence Neville saw Bab that afternoon he realized by her pale fae'e that .soinethine had happened. "Is your father ill?" aeked, eolicit- ously ,ae he looked into the blue eyee, heavy with unshed tears. "He is quite as well as usual," re- sponded Ba.b. "But you are not looking bright and happy," he persieted: "he something trou- bling yott?' For answer She placed the telegram in his hands. He scanned. it quieldy through, and as he did ao he grew pale to the lipee-he realized that the happy dream was over -Barbara, Haven's be- trothed was coining.. "NArill you walk out on the beach?" he said, abruptly. "1. will get my sun hat and parasol," she said. When she re turned she found him pac- . lag up and down In front of the hotel. They walked down the ehining sand to- gether, in utter silenee, which neither eeemed to care to break. It was Clarenee Neville who spoke firet. "I have been unwiee to remain here. so long, Bab," he whiepered; "it would have beets better for me. to have gone away. directly on that firet day that found that you were here. He is coming, the man to whom you. are betrothed, Bab nte not forget that you are soon to be his bride." fie svae unprepared for her reply. "Save me front him Clarence!' she gasped, catching. his itand, as a little eitild. in a fright might have done, and clielging to it. He turned his startled eyes upon her. "Bab! Bab! do you realize what you are 'saying?" he cried, hoareely. She broke into a hyeterical 'soh. "le -I do not love hhu," she moaned; "I cannot marry him." He caught .both of her hands in hig- her little iee-cold hands, and held. them tightly in his hot grasp. "Do you mean it, Bab?" he whispered, hardly daring to believe the evidence of his own ears. "Yes," elle sobbed, .piteously. "Then, by Heaven! you 'shall not!" he .declared. "No one shall force you to marry Rupert Downing if you do not love him. To marry without love is e crime. Tell me the truth, Bab," he cried, hoarseiy, "have you. diseovered that you did not love him, through find- ing out that you care for ,anotiter? In Heaven's nalne, answer me, Bab. You must, you muete-and you must tell me the truth." CHAPTER XXVII, While they stod thus, the sun went down in a great blood -red ball over the waters, and slowly the dusk of twi- light gathered. Both had. been thiaking 80 intently they ecaree lrad heeded the flight of time.. Clarenee Neville was just about to speak, worde which had burned their way from his heart tolds lips., wilmeMr. Haven euddenly put in an appearaimee "I was looking for you two every- where." he exelainted. "India bast eon*. ' A little cry broke front Bab's lips and something like a sigh front her o tupen They walked. back to the hotel ,and if Mr, :Haven had noticed more 601.6114y; he could nut have helped obeerving how distrait each of them were. India Haven was on the verande watching for them eagerly as they ap- proeehedeeher black e,yes ',elated. 0111111- ouely and elle set her white teeth hard together. When she had learned front Mr. Hav- en upon her arrival that Clarence Ne- ville had been in Long Branth for three •weeks she lead been fairly speechless with rage. She had gone to Boston for the sole reason of searehing Clarenet Neville. out and 'having him quite to hereelf for a fortnight witheut intetier. enee 'from Bab and her witelteries, wed .this Wes the remit, 'While- the -had been ransaeking the city for him he Imel been here at Long 'Braneb with Deb, and :Rup- ert Downing away at that. cro COntintled.) "Patriek, you were on a bad grist yesterday. "Ile, Kee I wuz. Bleats 'me, if I weren't it-leyin' th' gutter wit' a pig, Father Dunn mine alopg, looked. at litS an' eayS, ways he, 'One is known by the company he keeps.'" "And did. you get up, Patrick?" "So, but the pig -did." -New York Ulobe, 0110.01010#0,006.40010.044114 . Got,r). .4124 its Use Pecorating Gliding on elilna with gold according tu %liter In The eintrinaveutical Ere, is 0011,4 Other by an adhesive varnish or by heat. The varnish is prepared by dis- swoalivaltnte 01A1 latoriti,00ht?lioeid 4:11olptsze.d. oTi ies(.itaitl luted witit f,f. proper quantitY Or Olt of turpentine NO as to he applied as thin as possible 'to tile parts tu be gilded. Let stand about twenty-four hours. then heat in an °yeti until so warm as almost to bunt the fingers when handled. '2110 heat softens the varnish. which As then readY to receive the gold leaf, which maY appned with a brush or widget of p.otton, and the superfluous portions brushed off. 13urnisti when. cold, inter- posing a piece of thin paper between the gold and the burnisher. Where burn - Ing is practiced. the wale reduced to pow- der is intxeci with powdered borax (anhydrous borP0, moistened with a little buw water, and applied to the clean sur- f4e0 with a stove heated to about the temperature of an annealing even. The. gum burns off, and the borax, vertifying, cements the gold with great firmness to tile surface. To 4issolve gold for gilding which has to be fired, tritutette in a mortar some gold, leaf and honey until reduced very eine. Then dissolve the honey with hot water and mix with a little gunt tvater for use, or dissolve geld in hot nitrolly- drochlorie acid, evaporate to dryness in a porcelain dieli and dissolve in ether for use. For' gilding .elther glass or porcelain 11. solution of gold chloride In oil of tur- pentine or 011 of lavender, containing a &tale bismuch subnitrate, and chromium soap Is used in these proportions; 011 or lavender, 900 parts; gold chloride, 100 parts; bismuth subnitrate, 5 parts chron- Anion), soap, 50 parts, After applicatIOn, the article Is dried, and then burned in a snuffle furnace, The gilded pa.rts re- quire no further treatment. 1, • - - • Fixing His Nativity. While visiting in the South recently a traveler chanced upon a resident of a sleepy hamlet in Tennessee. "Are you a native of this town?" • asked the traveller. "Am I a what?" languidly asked the man as he rose to a sitting posture. . "Are you a native of this town?" "Whaes that?" "1 asked you whether you were a native of this place?" Suddenly there appeared at the open. door of the cabin the man's wife, tall, gaunt and sallow. After carefully scrutinizing the intruder she said: "Ain't you got no sense a'tall„ Ira? He means was yo' livhe heals when you was born or was yo' born after you begun livin' heah. Now answer him." -National Food Magazine. I SUMMER HEAT HARD ON BABY No season of the year le so dan- gerous to the life of little once. ae ie the SUMmer. Tile exeessive heat throws the little stomach out of order so quiek- ly that unless prompt aid ist at hand the baby .anay be beyond all. human help before the mother realize:5 he is ill. Summer is the seaeon when diarrhoea, cholera iiffantua, dyeentey and eolic are moat prevalent. Any one of theee trouble's may prove deadly if not promptly -treated .During the summer the litotlier's best friend is Bak's Own 'Tablets. They regulate tiol bowels, tweeters the stomach .and keep baby healthy. The Tablets; are sold by medi- cine ,dettlere or at 25 cents a box from .1.11:ilre.1())ri.a..Willittnes' Medicine Co., 'Brod:- p..4' HOT WEATHER AIDS. Specialists Give Warnings for Summer Season. (By Isaac Abt, M.D., specialist in children diseases.) Give the baby plenty of water. Do not keep him. in a warm apart- ment. 'Keep him out of .doors in the shade. Don't overdress hint; there'e more danger in overdressing than underdrees- ing. Cut down his diet. If nursing, do not wean in this weather. Avoid. uncooked fruits and other in- digestible foods. (By Health Commissioner Young of Chicago.) Don't - Eat pork or any other "white meats." Eat mueh meat of any kind. Let the milk stand in the sun several hours before taking it in. Keep the milk in the bottle it coulee. in; empty it into a piteher or some stone jug and put it in the ice box. Break up ice to make, ice water. Let the water cool in the ice box. Ice is likely to be full of dirt. Run for that ear. 'rake the next one. Keep looking at the thermometer. Overlook the advantages of frequent tepid baths. (By Hugo Krause, secretary Chi- cago Anti-Orttel ty Society.) Don't overfeed the horse. The best of hay anti oats should be used and a double handful of dry bran should. be mixed with each feeding. Don't neglect to -water often. Horses should be wa- tered on a hot day every hour or so. When a bone begins ot pant and shows signs of weariness be should be allowed to rest for a, time in the shade. Minard'iS Liniment Cure* fillptherla. se•-• The Kitchen. It must be very light. Tiles are ideal wall eoverings. White oilcloth is a second choice, • Wood mouldings will cover the taek- ing, A light braeket should. be over the range. wicker chair ie equally eoinfortable for mistress or maid. A sentible -woman had art extra. eup- board put in for her meld. In. ib are mending and writing implement's and a book or so. The use of caigatroles should lbe en- couraged. The labor of keeping.them dean is as nothing oompared with OUR CARELestNess OF FIRE. (Montreal Itorald) Just ,eo long as we continue to aeettnett- hese inflatnable rubbish in ittees we may exneet to Itiwe big tiros end big lesets In Wen &ha money. There Is no unto< in swat- ting the fly after he has put /typhoid sersiti.in the butter (Stein dentin-4ov rubs wag *Ito the rectory honl burnt down, • eisieseleiessfeleaskses. Siren, then COW TESTING' PAYS Yourliidneys If you arc a SlIfferer frOna any anal of ,iaidney or l'iladder trouble, you know, too well, the pain, the loss of sleep, the iliSt1.073:J Una diSagTOVilble experience which aro a part of 1.1108V complaints, but You 3114,V 11(4 WPM that inaay eons. Plaints or tile urinary traet will lead. to eerlous complieations, If not eheeked time. The earlier the trouble is attended too the better. siAN01.4, the great 84.•101. - title remedy for kidney trouble, gall stones, bladder stones and com- plaints .will ac't quickly at any stage ef the disease, unit will he, foudd most agreeable tonic and strength renewer for all who have weak Icidneys..or are troubl- ed In any way in that portion of the anatomy. °The strength of the kidneys is quickly renewed, the pains which fre- quently mean something serious if al- lowed to go on, disappear at 01105. is equally valuable in older and more serious eases, and we have testimonials from patients who have been spared Lim danger and eost of un operation through using SA.NOL. rree literature supplied by the SANOL MANIIPACT RING" C.SINIVAN Y, LTD., Main street, Winnipeg, Man. Price, $1,50 per battle. For ,sale at all leading druggists. .`t u . Swat Him. Considered not the little fly who name is rhymed with baby -bye. He has his birth in the manure, brawls forth and loiters In the sewer. Ana sweared with leadly typhoid germS, he leaves is brother maggot worm; 'Unfits's Ids dainty Wings of silk and dumpa his microbes In the milk; 'Where their huge nutnbers mount and 1\lound, increaeng the bacterial count, Until they reach the food supply some woman feeds her baby -bye. The fly comes gaily unto us, his feed all gummed with eeison Pus. And singing' clear his song so sweet, alights and cleans them on. the meat. He gathers scarlet fever pores and leaves then on the walls and floors. He is not proud and oft wit stoop, to carry heavy loads of croup, And place it where its awful death may come and go with baby's 'breathe. Oh, do not call him indolent, he calls that summer days misspent. In which he's failed to load the breeze with squirming. germs ot some dis- ease; And if he finds them not, though hurt, he'll be content with just plain dirt. Consider well the little fly, \Oft buzzes so round baby -bye. Neglect to ask the why or what, but pick your swatter no and swat. --sFe.rm and Fireside, BUY YOUR FRUIT From the Grower Direct Send your order at mice and get the best. Satisfaction, guaranteed, Cherries, Best Red Sour, 5 baskets, 1 1. quarts, $5,50. Raspberries, 24 quart crate, $3.25. :Peaehes No. 1 best varieties, :1 baskets, 11 quarts, $5.r4. All other small fruits to order. Plums, Pears, Peaches and Grapes a specialty. 'Write for in- formation. 'Reference: Royal Bank, Win- ona, Ont. INIoney to aceOrnpan,y orders, All fruits delivered to the nearest Express Office tsree. H. & O. It. Carpenter, Win- ona, Ont. „ Make a Garden; Means Health. (By a Physician,) Make use of your backyard. Culti- vate the ground and raise vegetables! Make your front yard beautiful. Cultivate the ground and raise flowers, and shrubs! If you will try one or both of these economically wise plans, you Will reap a better physical condition for your- self, as well as vegetables and flowers, for your table, An hour's work with hoe, spade and rake in the outdoors, evening and morning, is worth much' to any person. who is housed the greater part of the day. The exercise it affords is capi- tal. The pleasure gained in seeing the ground grow beautiful and pro- ductive under your hands Is a tonic and a rejuvenator to your mind. Your ,household, your neighbor and the whole community will gain by the plan. The days are long now. The air is balmy, The ground will respond to any attention you give it. So get to work without delay. And, while you are about it, interest the children in this very natural way of keeping well. Teach them the value of digging in Mother Earth. Im- bue them with an interest in your gar- den, aud soon they will be asking whether they may make one, too. Where there isn't a place to gar- den out of doors, it isn't a bad plan to make a window box. This plan may be followed In the house, in the office or in the school room, But get out of doors if you can, Minard's Liniment Cures Garget In Cows. t Your Child. -It should be Well! -And it. should keep well, -It should play out of doors. -It should retire at 8 o'clock. -It should sleep with its mouth clos- ed. -If sleepless a svarm sponge bath be- fore retiring helps. -A cool sponge bath in the morning is good for it. invariably. -It should drink a glas.s of water half an hour before breakfast. -Between meals two tu three glasses of water should be giVen it, and again rtire retiring. -Water should be cold, not ice cold, and it should be drunk slowly, not poured down. 1-4-$ - CORNS? HAW YOU ANY? If so, you want to try Putnam's Corn Extractor: it is not a cheap acid salve, but a. genuine 2,."ie cure that does re- move vorne in twenty-four hours, 33e sure and gel, "Putnam's Extraetor," 25c at all dealers. 4•-•-• Nature and Air Renew Man. Man spende about one-third of his time in bed! Nature uses the sleep hours to et-. feet her best recuperative work. Like man, Nature works very in- efficiently in foul air. HoVe necessary it is, then, to Jeave pure air in the sleeping room, Clive Nature a chance to do its beet work! Mrs. Exe --Some husbands win their wivee byasheer audaeity. Mrs. Wye -- Yes, and many others .by sheerlinen- datity.-Boston Traneeript. • -.-•-•••••,,....411140fA*. And Here's a Prartical 11. lustration. There are such exeellent concrete. ex- amples iLoW and. again outcropping of men who prOye that it pays to take up COW testing that their recorde Niacceets Inake stimulating reading for dairy farmers all o -ver the Dominion. Here is 4 good sample of what one matt at Cedar (4ite., in the Gasps peninsula, accomplished try carefully watehing hie fairly good eowe itud feed- ing them better. The first. yeer 140 eight eows gave hint 33,41]. peunde of milk, Ian a.Veralige of 4,188 pounds, at a feed cost of 0450, netting a total, profit of $76.14, an average of $9310 profit per .cow. Two of the hest coINS in the herd. Ow first year were lost accidentally; tWo heifers mede up the herd. to eight agaile pure-bred (sire is kept. The next year his eight cows gave him 41,403 pounds of milk:, an average of 5,17(1 pounds, or 1,000 pounds of an inereaee per eow, The feed cast $4.12 more per eoW, but the total profit wee $1.77.29, an teverege of $22.14 pee coe.ze This is an increase of 130 per cent. in, the profit, It pays to give additional feed if the cows kept ere ef the type to make use •of it profitably. The forcible realities' ere theee The gross ineorne front milk Inereesed by $133.43 from the *same number of cowii, the profit far more thin doubled, and the owner has received every encour- agement to try lot- still better resulte. That is where a trial cow.testing trip getteradly lands the herd owner, (1. F. W. Dominion :Department of Agriculture, Branch of the Dairy and. 0Old Stoeage Commissioner. for Women's Aliments Dr. Martel's Female Pills have been the Standard for 20 years and for 40 years prescribed and recom- mended by Physicians. Accept no other. At all druddists. Unconscious Child Humor. "Mamma," said little Edna one day, "Pm getting tired of this pug nose. It's getting pugger and pugger every day." Little Willie -Say, papa! Papa -Well, what ie it, son? Little NVillie--Doee the ocean get angry beeatese it is erossed 80 often? One day ' small Alice Was pjaying with her dolly. Stopping suddenly, she look- ed at her lovingly and said: e'Dolly, fay: just awfully beautiful, but you ain't gut a.. bit of settee." _____. "'Weli, Harry," asked the visitor, play- fully, "what are you doing for a living "Why," replied the, little fellow, sol- emnly, "1 do just the same aa you do -- 1 eat."-Chica,go News. ___4,....4 PILES CURED AT HOME BY NEW ABSORPTION METHOD If you suffer from bleeding, itching, blind. or protruding piles, send rue your address, and I will tell you how to cure yourself at home by the new absorption treatment; and will ale° send some of this home treatment free for trial, with references from ' your own locality if requeeted. immediate relief and per- maneut cure assured. Send no money, but tell others of tide offer. Write to- day to Mrs. M. Summers, box P 8, Wind- sor, .Ont. 4 . $ A 1101YIE VACATION '10'. Can Be as Good ai the Other Kind. if you can't afford the time or money required for a vexation trip ;somewhere, why ,don't you plan a vaeation, at home 't Don't yuu think, after alre said, there's quite a bit of efooliohneee about the way folks usually take vacationa? What a person needle vacatiou ,change of activities and. of spirit. Doing in .one way in. one ?lases day after day begets monotony, the mother of wearinese. But you. don't have to spend. banehee of money or put up with a lot of summer • resort ineonvenienees to get a change of activities and to turn a now tionl-fitee to, life, Travel fine. It 'broadens, and, if done sanely, it refreshee. But it costs like sin. That is, if you. travel com- fortably and far. 'Phosse who can, 'afford. it do well to do it. But if you haven't the price or wish to save for more im- portant purposes, why not try some same like thie? Change around your •habits, of living. Put a, tent in the backsyard and imag- ine you're camping out, 'Get up an hour or two earlier in the 3131Cirning and take a hike through the patrk or into the country. Have the missus peek a basket of food, and with. her seud the childeen ride out to a pond, or brook or grove and hold a pienie nOW and then. If you have Saturday afternoons off arrange to go for over Sunday to .some hospite able farmhouse ter village inn, and. take a complete rot for 36 Isourts. It would even be a good lark to go gipeying if you can get the two of a horse Ifild wagon, Anything for a, •Va&ttion Win the deadening routinetand for the l'esla ening of spirit that eonsee from'being close to old mother earth and. from throwing dull care asbile. :For it's, the girlie after all, and not the plaee that enakew-the vacation. And. that, thank heaven, isn't a thing of price. MInarci's Liniment Cures Distemper. He Paid for the 13oots. Aecording to an old French tale, a nuinIter of shoenatkers "argue the'qu7s: tion, Which one of them ie the most meekly subneiessive to his wife To the “nie Who is leait so the host Were to give the beet pair of boots in biz shop. f eny one eleites the boots and fete to prove his claim he must pay doable price for them. The boots are claimed by a man who deolittes that he is not afraid of his wife, The man who (Wowed the prize is somewlis.t ta.leten :Week by the man's confident manner, but deter- sniuee uot to le "his smote go without un attempt to seve them. "The boots are stiff, 1 think," he said. "Take Op, greitse with you to soften them, but put ' it Weide s'our wateteaat, so that my • wire may not see it." "Oh, no," was the repiy, tied the grtetee Vas hastily nushed away. "No: : my wife would be ttioltfui mad it 1 ; ahouid grease my ereistcOat.° Then the other ronsptlydeeitled that heal:twit pay doub e ptiee for tilt boots. .1 ISSUE :NO. 29. 1913 HELP WANTE,. r tirANT4i) taree-e-eer /Nurse. .eoply ueele !Mendoza tif NtArses, The i'ot/per tea- pital, (,,Anitien, N. J., 1.;. A. 41, WANTE1)- Q17A.LIVI4D TelAO1STSR, vvr Protestant; No. Maidstone; duties to conaroeace Sept. end, 1913. Salary VS,215 per anntnn. Fifteen minute walk to boaflinur place; t'omfortable school- house. Post Oftlee, Church and tatiort ,oue mile from /warding Place, *ate ex- perience. Wm, A. Totten, SeerstarY, Woodsiee, Ont. TITANT111).--GII-1,LS FOR 7(.NITTING and Vinishing ,pePts- (-10,011 Viag°4 Paid to learners. Apply to Kingston, liosiery Vo„ Ltd., ',Kingston, Ont. FOR SALE. SALE -A, NO. 1 (10R,DON PRINT- Nr0Sti \salt Stettin Fixtures, in good eorninton: will sell (-heap; also some tpe. Apply Waldorf Hotel, Ont. PERSONAL pERSO,NS (1 ()INCA. \VEST MAY LEARN' something. to advantage; state des. dilation and when going. Donoan a`ovonto, Ont. ....•••••• • ANTISEPTICS AS POISONS. (Chicago Tribune.) To have a medicine eliest in every household is a, great improvement, It makes for better health, The applicatlon of an antiseptic in time may often pre - \rent a. serious ease of blood poison, It may sometimes save not only a limn but life. :Hut the line must be drawn between between strictly household remedies and itiiii'Qesscerltpotiobies talcen only upon a doctors ;Hot streiCh ef Intagiteation can NI -- chloride of mercury be ineluded tile ClithS Or houeeliolci drugs. It is a pow- erful germ destroyer, but it Is also a most irrevocable poison. No droggIst would. sell pure earbolle acid unless the customer presented. a dm:toes prescrip- tion. ISicbloride ef mercury Is far lees amenable to antidotes than carbelic acid, An ordinanee restrieting the sale of this blehloride except upon the ercler of a physician would not interfere with legit- imate home medleallon. Alcohol, per- oxide of hydrogen, born' acid are EtiriPie antiseptics for the lay medical chest. To guard against the intstalcing of dangerous antiseptic's, when proeured on a physlo- Ian's order, for aspirin or any other c0Trl- mon drug the Wrapping of etteli nal tablet in colored paper labeled puison, as Is done in European countries, migist well be made a legal requirement. INfinard's Liniment Co., Limited. eured a valuable hunt;ng dog of mange with MISARD'S LINI- MENT after several Yeterinariee had treated him without doing him any per- manent good. Yours, ete.. WILi‘R,D) (MUNE. Prop. of Grand Central Hotel, 1.,)runt- . mondrille, Aug., 3, '04. HOT WEATHER HINTS, Little Things 'Apropos of the Season of Calories. Don't eat much meat g it's leo high); vegetables and fruit furnish more suit- able diet, Walk on the shady side of, the street and don't watch the thermometer. Don't drink ice water. Drink aool we, ter, not too many glasses as a time. hut 1114U1 drink it frequently. An. ernineat authar- tiy says 10 or 12 glasses a day are eot tsse .Drink buttermilk, sweet milk or lemon- ade in moderation. lee cream eaten slow- ly' and in moderation is a useful food. Avoid indulgence in alcholic drinks. load tea In excess is harmful. Keep coul-that is, du not be,:orue un- duly excited or irritated over unueces- .sary matters. Avoid hurry as zliucit as possible during the hottest losers of the day. Dress a000rding tu the day, not the season. In this climate where a torrid day may be followed by a chilly one, it is necessary. to consider the tempera.ture of the day and nut the ses.son. Bathe regularly. An eminent physician stated that a healthy person wee aene- Med by several baths a day during ex- tremely hot weather, and the daily batn and frequent brushing et teeth should tie taken as a matter orcout. se. Germa 00.111 - lag Slimmer sicknesses find breeding places in the foodstuffs exposed in the mouth, Brush your teeth, Ventilation Is or utmost Importance. Effect a lib(ral supply of fresh air throughout the house, partieularly in the sleeping' apartments. lf your house has a flat roofs utilized In the evening (for sleeping purposes, If desirable) and in the afternoons with a tent or awning ar• rangement. The dust -laden air that coined Ino the house frum the street scarcely rises to the roof: therefore, th• tall' Is cleaner and More wholesome on f.the babies and children sensibly att:leiiiienlerreyloo jnos pa:ittle clothing as common ce- m-111as. Du not overfeed them and see that the milk and other foods given them are strictly fresh. Keep them out in the parks as inuch aS Is possible and do not permit them to eat tou many sweetg. Reeu them from roil:ph:1; in the sun. Chew your food well. The varioue stomach, bowels and Intestinal troubles that keep physicians busy 111 hot weather would rarely exist ir people Fletcherized their food during the torrid seaS011. de - cared a specialist In these complaints Finally, If you would be coOl and heal- thy, be sensible and try and arrange your dutjes su as to get the most burdensome of them accomplished during the eooler 11V11131tnua'srdoitstIllseindiamyent Cures Colds, Etc. Fever Blisters. What causes fever blieters? is often asked. Digestive disturbanees muse them, 1B,auttiotuasheyilr often an aceompaniment of Fever blisters may oecur on any part of the body, most frequently They are noted around the mouth. Fever Waters are 'found on the pneu- Inertia patient; during bad eolde; in typhoid: in, malaria and in several oth- er diseaees, !.zOrae times a person gets a fever•blis. ter with apparently no aceompanying In that eat3e it is most probably due to in the last ease ie an adjuetment (18'.deV.oisooridneiVii fs(tnx°1111aiesh.probably eate» the food is not wieely ebosen, 'Pbe cure food, a ehange of diet and more exer• SWEATS AND IS COOL (Philadelphia Record It will not tad to your comforth to wateh the thermometer; look at the ire. 'water piteher instead. It sweats atid etill it cool. 1 tor Everybody Tng PERFECT SHOE FOR SUMMER SPORTS ASK 'SCOUR DEALER. _ftweiwitaiiimmorriagaekkiwomarowsesiiimariab Oft