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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1913-04-03, Page 61(14 t.‘"1 HIGH STEPPERS, 0.1fe) lara---They say that one evening's 'thee is equivalent to walking. 10 miles. Maud—That was the old etyle, Now it'e seuivalent to elimbiug about 100 trees. 1 MODERN, 5 CUSE. (Puck) Patron (who has ordered eggs)—Why this deloor? Waltrese--We are waiting for the par - tie post. sir. OUT OF PLACE. (Spokane Chronicle) Irowell—I feel like a fish out of water. powell / feel like a horse In a garage. REAL HUMILITY.. (Judge) Calvinrnalhave my opinion of your roc - or, The idea of him preaching on hu- mility! Why, he never goes to church -excepting in an automobile: Martin—I know he doesn't; but he useE a 1910 machine, PRACTICAL (Baltimore American) "Dearest, I told your father I meant te orove XY love for you, not by words, but loe deeds." "What did he say, George?" "He asked me if they were title deeds." SETTING AN:EXAMPLE. (Washington Star) "What made you name your infant aon, 'John" "I want to ,simplify the city directory don't believe in encouraging people to :aye children the kina of fancy names teev give sleeping cars and apartment. auees." — TO BE POPULAR. (Buffalo Express) ":tow do you think that I can achieve LI' greatest popularity in soeiety?" risked "Let your money do all the talking fot 'he family." udvised the new' social set- etarY, • ' • HOW HE DID IT. (Judge) "What't the, trouble noo":" &mantle() , is t mployer, when the offiee boy eoma in elf an hour late. "The ice on the pavements," said the 'ed. "Every step I took, I slipped back 'You ilea Eh? Then bow did you get "I started baelt home." I 'E BILL WAS SAFE. (Houston Post) "I thought I told you nut L., eat any eerterifouse steak witho ta my per:, • seon?" "So you did, doe; so you did," • Then way- are you disobeying my or - dens?" "This won't delay the paying of your bill, doe. This steak is being ,laid for by my friena here." *4-4- A PESSIMIST.. (Buffalo Exprese) "ls Jinks a confirmed pessimist?" "Yes; he will never try to talk over lephone because he says that the one ,f the 9,000;000 in the 'United States which ould be of .service to him is sure to be .n use." ' I A WOMAN OF LETTERS. (Judge) "Mrs. Weedson has bad three bus - ands: the first was an LL.13., the second a la A., and the third a Ph. D." "Just plunges from one matrimonial e(orture into another, eh?". "On the contrary, her reeord proves; 'Le: she prefers to be won by degrees," : REVISING THE DECLARATION. (Washington Star) "All men wera created equal, were they n t?" aekol iJr. Meekton. "Equal among themselves," retailed his eife, "but as between themselvee and us, eistinetly inferior." THE EASIEST. Wousten Post) '-So you claim to be a literary man, "Yes, sir.. i wrote that book: 'A Doz- en Ways to Make a Living.' " -And yet you are begging!" "Yes sir; that's one of the ways." • A MODEL. (Buffalo Express) "Doesn't Pinks impress you as being it blockhead?" "Yes; he's a genuine life model for a Cubist artist." 1 1 1 TOO LONG: (Chicago News) Brown—T wonder if Smith would indorse my note?" Jones—How long has he known you? .t.rown—.A. month. janes—I'm afraid that't too long. ONE RESULT. (Chicago Tribune) rpgardson—Do you notice any particu- lar effect since you quite smoking? Atom—Yes; the man who used to sell tee my cigars passes me on the street now without speaking-. e IN WASHINGTON. (Cleveland Plain Dearler) "Yes, sub, that is one of the most pro- mittent and popular of Texans, sub.." *Indeed: And in what way has he dis- tinguishedhimself?" -riesis the inventor of three new drinks, suit," SAPPY GETS IT AGAIN. (Boston Transcript) Mr. Sapleight—I find it dooeed hadr to collect my thoughts, you know. Miss Keen—Father says it's always dif- ficult to colleet small amounts. t e NOT IN. (Buffalo Exprees) ."You appear to find the observation of r:zons interesting." "Yes; I am very enecessful in finding people out," said the stranger who ima la tee watching the crowd, ••*Vhat is your business?" "A. hill collector," vo0.00.• =0 _ AND THEN—AHI (Boston Trtutseript) "Jaek told me hut night that I looked eu eta enough to trete.", "And what did you say?" ^ "I told him that was the 'any I Intended ei look." DOING GOOD, (judge) Mrs. lalitterbyee-So you are on the visit- ing' committee of your serial workers' etielety. I should think you'd find It dreadfully inksome, making all Come Plum mile. Mrs. Itutiter-leadde—lam make the eaeriflee for n grad eerie Every visiting. day 1 ond my maid around with MY eards„ HALF AND HALF. (New York ItIorning Telegrapit) aarne, why don't, you Ita '.'our 14"i, t• thee bave your sled part of the time?" "t do, mo. I take It going down the Mil, and he has it going hack." EXPECTED. (Life) "Are your father and Mother in, nob. "Then ean 1see your sisters" "Not in. Hite expected you, too, 11111111,11t111111111111111111111101111111111111111111111111111111M1 " Heeveneelet happiness end pleesure go where they will! • • "Stephen I'll do my beet —do my duty , --I willt" Lady Mildred' said suddenly and paselonete:y. "You shall never have to reproaeh Me So. Again!" "Reproaell you, my dear Mildred—my dear foster," he returned hastily----"yott have been an angel of goodness awd kids and generesity to me; iViy dear, I only think that, if poor Henry Alountrevor received but one-half of the thoughtful. affection and attention you laNieh on me, I ehould have the, happie noes of seeing you, my dear, 0 he/ored wife in a peaceful, happy home." 'Never!' she exclaimed, shortly, mit quited the room a$ she spoke, U•alf an hour after she entered the room agein. ' "There," she seld braptly,----"I have written now, 1 aln goiog to obey yoo to do my duty—to be a pattern wife, a model piAeress a/»nuget all the model peeresses in England." Stephen Trodeeniek could hardly re- strain a smile. "You are the same abrupt, inneulsive, self-willed Millie - as ever!" he Said, pleasantly. 'I itra I.Tigki of it; but MU. dred, what Omit 1 doe -what will he do without yous"' "1 don't know," replied Mildred, gloomily. "I must leave her to the ten. der mercies of Miss Trewhella, I suppose, with Madam visiting once a 'week and telling her how very grate- ful she ought to be for all the giftsand blessings her kind, friends have show- ered upon her." Stephen Tredennick's brow grew dark. "Whistle knows us better than to mind that," he muttered. "And. you must never oroe tip here then, you know," Lady Mildred pursued, getting into one of her irritable and malicious meds—"at least, unless when you escort madoeu up from Rosewor- thy. She is in a terrible state of mind about the frightful violation of the pro- prieties which 'you constantly perpe- trate by your visits . here. Even the presence of her ladyship, Mildred Mount- revor„ your worshipful cousin, a peer- ess, and matron to boot, is scarcely suf. fieient . excuse for your outraging the convenances by visiting that poor little dying girl thersi i " ed, on which lay helplessly an abes a attephen Tredennick. "is this all the re of her pt esenee, and keep me away edprs.1. smooth snowv-white, and seent- , his eyes shone with hopeful light. "I Ile,a,(0Inmdy ppoosovis:rilietstsi,e.e\Vippled, 1117. . . _ . . , ermie" troanee.1 all the world, that would shut me ea hands -- ! from her, my poor little sniferine• Win tilne°tot.: hine . have a right—the best right in the . "Oh. Stephen, my dear Stephen," Lady she said for terrible earnest, as simple- minded men will do at the outpourings pas- sion by this time, and, taking all that had talked herself into a reckless pas - of a woman's angry tongue, poor Ste - beneath this new and ealamitoue aspect of affairs. phen Tredennick sat pale, and stunned tary glance of his coosin's eyes xevealed a meaning an a way scareely suggested "what am 1 to do? If I had the right—" words, but the quiek start and involun- as 'yet by his own thoughts. doily, his whole face brightening and and cheer her, and nurse her, my poor little •girl!" he said, falteringly, though. flushing in the glow of his resolution. to take care of her, to stay With her world; and I will make it mine before Her ladyship, Mildred •Mountrevor, He had spoken without, heeding his "Oh, Mildred," he said, imploringly, "What, Stephen S" she asked, softly, "The right, the Lest right in the world "'Mildred, I will have it," he said, sud- denly, - stric`•("1 down in her yonthr,swot _ suffor. . ing Out the turn she is tpornts;te.tivoef ayte_am.:11,t : Mildred cried, compassion and admire- ii.inegr ra long, lingering, de,. t her, "it is like you! But the sacrifice— tion struggling for the mastery with "But. Stephen" his cousin said, gent - oh, Stephen, •the .sacrifice of your life!" ly—she had become very gentle al.tet.,(111.0wuo?..-, .'"what did Winnie Caerlyon think of her "Mildred." he said, in grave reproof. inengile.3,s, ,Iiit.icinikiaitillpdyolfyin, thitii(rin IN) lountti : sacrifice? Would you have her Viaver, revor- "there were days (mix a" m" dl - truer, more generous than 1, even_ ago when we thought that she woul • eVell." he repeated tenderly, "if I did not even have those years of life, the . not love her, if she were not—Heaven snlilaf•ylvt''railfevoial t'Neviiii:i'llsol nCieer‘t,i'eetp:Ltile.,.e,tii•lu:dt tilnyl.,tee ful love ever a, man had, my poor little bless her and pity heti—the most faith - and eare can brighten a little also. Even • Winnie?" uow-Doctor Lake is of the opinion that Mildred, Lady Mountrevor, being a she will not suffer heute pain, except at - person fiercely opposed to "gushing," intervals, although he will not say any- ' did not shed fears or make any pitying thing about her reeovery of the use of 1 outcry over poor Stephen Tredennick's system a - her limbs. The strain on her nervous mournfol love story, in its past, pres- has l f ec ted her spine, he says, ent and future aspects, but Slie. sat very as well no the rheumatic fever—" still for a few minutes, then coughed "Oh, don't, Mildred—I can't bear to violently, and said .she must have drop - hear it!" ped her handkerchief somewhere. • % He writhed with the agony of sensi- • "Then—Stephen—you are—what are tive pain for the sufferings of others— you going to do?" she asked, confusedly, beloved, weak, helpless creatures -s -which gazing at him in the same half -pleased, affects some of the bravest masculine half -despairing way, natures so strangely, in contradistinction "There are ilot many preliminaries' or • to a woman's self-possessed endorance ceremonies to arrange for, Mildred," he under the like trial. answered, sadly smiling—"only to tell "But I must speak to you, Stephen," her. You will, dear cousin?' Lady Mildred recommenced unwillingly, “yes—yes,,, Lady Mildred said, hur. • after an interval of silence. "You know riedly; "but, oh, Stephen, you forget— Lord Mountrevor has written again; Madam Vivian!" and although I gave him ample explant - Lady :kountrevour confessed after - tions, he says he eannot quite under- wards that in all her life-long know - stand My prolonged absence." -Her lip ledge of her cousin Stephen she never curled, and a cold, haughty smile bard- saw him assume the real, hard, immov- eneel her faee. "He wishes to see. the. ably haughty, iroh-willed Tredennick child, too, I believe; indeed, that is, I look but once, and that was in this mo - dare sty, the principal reason of his re- 'Tient of bis reply to her startled remind, questing my return." er. "No, no, litfillie,"Stephen Tredenn-e-c-i I "1 shall be sorry, Mildred," he said, said, eernestly—"don't say that, Illy "if Aunt Vivian attempts any opposi- , dear. 1 believe in my heart that your tion in this matter—very 'sorry indeed." littsbat:a longs to set your your face , That was all. again f:u• your own dear sake. He is not "But if Aunt Vivian saw that look," a stoek or a stone. Mildred; and he was Lady Mildred remarked to herself, "1 •paSstionately in love 'With you when he don't think he would attempt it ' marrhd. you. Give him his due—be just . (To be Continued.) . to -him, Mildred, at least, and -acknowl- - l, • ..-+-0 edge be did eare for you very deeply, though you did not care for him." DRESS CODE FOR MEN ' "Well?" she questioned, with a. flick- Having suggested man-made laws "Woli" ber tousin returned geavelyfor the regulation of feminine apparel, er of a cold smile. "is thure nothing in that to make you we now propose a woman -made dress feel kindly toward the man who felt love code for men to be adopted first in for yc.u, and must have felt keenpain. the nine suffrage stater, viz.: Arizona, at your coldness?" California, Colorado, Hantas, Oregon, "NO, Stephen," Lady Monntrevor Washington, Wyoming, 'Mali and answered frigidly, "there is not." "Re is the father of your first -barn Idaho. , At act making it a misdemeanor to and only child, Mildred," limiest Ste- • phen urged, his kind heart aching at the plant a. hat on the back of the head or to coek it over one eye neveesity for his pleading; "the, child , An act discouraging the habit of whom von love as well no he. ought to eating in shirtsleevee in the absente form one bond at least between you." cd, her handsome face growing rigid in . permieeable on a pair .ot tuffs at at of Woolly. "T do not love the child," she return- : An ad Ihniting the amoutit of fringe proed. cold obstinacy. , evening futction. "Then, ,Mildred, my dear cousin, Ste- An act requiring that trousers shall plum Tredenniek said, "you show me ' be pressed frequently enough to.pre. plainly who is the fault, whose is the- - vent them from gettin,g baggy -at th.e Pill JD I ill8 most miserable sepa,ration of knees. * " a Illilil from the wife and ehild that he ,An act prohibiting the use of sus loves- of a WOB10.11 front the bushend pender buttons mates the user learns that !--7.e vowed to eling to as long as to sew. they both should live—of the poor little An P.et Constitutitg it a feloriy to irmoeteit ehild that would love both hie have appendant 16 the person any pipe, parents of he were allowed, and who is fashioned out of day, beige -root, Worse than orphaned ---with an unloving meersehautre ealttbash or tOrneob, And mothae and a father hundreds of Miles intended for the butting of tobacco, away!" winsome Winnie 0","Ir W ' "hat es et all aW bout? hat 'are ye elicering for?" Llanyon asked a utan rushing past. "Do ye, see wheer ye're going? Look at 'Madam Vivian, man!" "I beg eer pardon, my^ lady," the ntan eaid, touching his .cap, but Illushing On, with a broad grin on his flueaed ftsce, all the time ---"they're cheering for the sailorseeehe have saaved 'em! Miss Whittle Caerlyon—that little Wlute-faced maid as you wuddent think conld elein wall—she's been and gone dowa that eliff—raight over the Head, my' lady!" He restra,ind himself with evident diffi- culty until he got a yard past Madam Vivian, and then his throat opened. in another aas ver, joining the ehorof cheers that fairly deafened the ear. "The sailors! 'The sailors! The sail- ors and Winnie Caerlyon!" Madam cried aloud, in the rage of her grief and un- certainty, "Why did I come here? Lien - yon, take me out of this erowd, and bring me some respeetable person --Lieutenant Caerlyon—any one that 3: can ask a question of, Why did I come? Listen to their cheers -!How dare they? How dare they, if—if—the captain is not safe! Llanyon, do you bear Ine? This yellineb and shouting will drive me riled!" Butpoor old Llanyou's efforts to re- lease himeelf and his mistrese from the pressure of the crowd were somewhat unavailing, and at length, worn out with struggling, emotion. and excitement, madam was obliged to pause, leaning against ane of the rough upright granite boulders that strewed the Hea.d, "Here she is! Here she is! 33ray-vo!" roared the crowd. "Did 'e ever hear tell o' the like? The little maid—the leften- anCe daughter!" A crimson spot was an madam'e white cheek, an angry glitter in her tearlee$ eyes, though her breath. came in sobs. "Did I come here to listen to Winnie Caerlyon's wonderful achievements?" she said aloud, in scorn. "Will you enswer me, please," she asked of a miner Pear her ---"if anybody is of importance be- side Miss Winnie Caerlyon—have the erew of the Chittoor been saved?" "'Ee, madam." he answered—"some ov 'em—she saaved 'ern—the young maid the. leftenant'e daughter—have 'e heard tell; madam?" "Vs'ill you anewer me properly?" Madam Vivian said, almoet frenzied, "What is Wiunie Caerlyon to me? How dare you! Where is the captain of the Chittoor while you are yelling over the SABOTS and WC innie aerlyon?" Abashed and frightened by her anger, the poor "kibble lander" from Tolgeoth mines could only point his finger to- wards the sea. "Theer, madarn--him and Winnie Caer- iyoni" "Hint and Winnie etterlyon!" madam shrieked, feeling that a few minutes more of this agonized suspense and con- fusion would of a surety drive her senses astray, when the crowd caught the words and re-echoed them in stormy shouts of rejoicing. "Him and Winnie Caerlyon! Captain Tredenniek en' the lefteuaut's daughter! Lor' bless 'em! ilere- they are!" In his exultation, grief and delight old Llanyon founei himeelf, regardless of every rule of propriety and etiquette, dragging his mistress forward, and ere madam could pause to question or re- buke again, she was standing beside the holders of the rope, who, with sweating „brows and muscles etrained like, cordage, were gradually drawing up. Presently before her eyes—between her and. the stretch of tossing gray sea, the wild white manes of the rushin*, swirling waves, and the lowering soiree miets— as if they had risen from the ocean depths, ehe saw two figures, She saw them, and, amidst her un- speakable joy and gladness, a eharp spasm contracted her heart.- iitephen Tredenniek, her beloved nephew, whose face she thought ehe never more -would se, standing, tall, rect and strong, on the earth, amongst living men, was before her; but closie beneath his was a white, soft ,wormanly face, and. tightly clasped to his breast a eIender, yielding) helpless woman's form. "Stephen—Stephen, my boy!» madam broke forth in a tremulous cry with out- atretched arms, her affection putting all else aside, • But he never saw otalteard her; ho. responded to his cousin Mildred's glad fond welcome hastily and tenderly, but he never looked a few feet beyond where stood his -aunt, .Madana "Oh, Mildred, I am afravt she is hart I" he said, unclasping the silent, nervele,se figure, and kneeling beside it on the sod. She is quite 3nseneible! Oh, Mil- dred, it has cost her her life!" His face and voice were ef anguish. He heeded nothing elee but the object of his grief. "And it is ,for this," Madam liTiviani explained, in bitterness of spirit, "that Stephen Tredennick has retOrtled to his home!" where now, not pendea on it!" ato, of course. not," -she replied. They were speaking in undertones, and the faees of both. were downeest ell/ 1 Wftarv. , • "Mildred. ifin't she any better'?" lie had asked the question sd .often during these weeks of sorrowful enxi- ety, and she had so little variation for reply, that her lips had grown tired, and her heart despairing,. in the accu & e- tolesorrowful answer, "She is no bet- ter, SSephen," Led iy Afildred's brilliant eyes darken- ed with tears now, as she slightly eleinged the formula of her response. "Stephen, dear, tun afraid that she will never be any better, There is no USt, ilt. denying it, The doctors ethink So, too." over whom the -dreary fiat was uttered was lying in the adjoining chemi er, a large airy -pleasant room on rode end by all that love and eare could desire or wealth purchase The dowhy the first floor in Tregartheu House, sure satin eitverlet and snowy linen on the benutii:ul little 'silk -draped Freech bed, the noiseless earpete, the bouquets of flowers. the little fountain of fresh alis elo is perfume, with its tiny jet of cool spray and its twinkle of silvery drops, 'the seperb crimson strawberries and hosleeese peaches, with their crystal dishes resting on ice; the ebony reading stand. with its open magazines apd eheete of engravings-41,11'0ot love and wealth could give her was hers ere SW) cook]. eels or want; but all gifts and en- deavors and achievements stopped .hhort here in this luxuriously shaded room. NV WI its dainty satin -covered couch, fit for a Preneh marquise, The spacious,. elegant eltainher, svith its fluted draperies and rose -strewn car its flowers and 'fruit, and pic- tures. end orm naente, was after all but an narrow world --a luxurious. eatefelly-guardea, silent, shadowy pri- which fond, sad hearts and teethe. lianas could not set her free, in- to whieh they could not bring 'me wild fresO hreath of health awl :strength; thee cordd not set her on her feet amoneet the early sommer 'flowers and the weving, summer trees, out on the gragay lawns and pleasant shady paths, to voioiee as they did In the breeze and the .sonshine of "Nle,y, and the song of the lurk. whose SON of ecstasy for liabt find life and love floated into the quiet ,doember on the breath umm of ser air thet stirred the white transparent eurtains about her bed—the doWny bed In 'a cambrie-taimmea, lace - if my tlait,y bread.de- CHAPTER XXXI. The fatal storm of that wild March morning had long passed away, the bright sunshine fretted with molten sil- ver all the great blue shield of ocean, the warm southerly breeze blew soft over Trega,rthen Head, stirring the Bum- mer grass growing green. and deep in sheltered hollows) and the summer - dews fell softly on the daisied sod of the shipwreeked sailors' graves in Tre• ehurchyard. The weight of regret and sorrow that their death had. laid SO heavily on the kind heart of their captain had been lightened, it is true, for the second crew of fifteen which had quitted the sinking ship, after unspeakable hardship and danger, had battled triumphantly with 'wind and sea, through the terrible hours of darkness, and at daybreak found themselves eight miles off, driving in on a smooth lee -shore. The, boat was stove en in as they wont aground, but the m all escaped with life, and making their \Nay to Tregarthen, the whole number of the saved—three-and-twenty—wore lodged, fed aard and eefor- -some in Tre- garthen House some the Vitiage --Bail they were able to travel to London and receive their wages from the merchants with whom Captain Tree dP)111iCIC Wati in partnerehip. The ship and (largo wore fully insured, and the owners had sustained no loss; but with the wroek of hie beloved mit- toor had eeded Stephen Tredenteekle seafaring life, "I knew every plank her (leek, every adrafelt and mark; me ark; it eeeto me at( if Lnew otory rope and Seam in her can - vee. and I don't feel AS if 1 ehoniti eare to begin learnieg sueb thing/will over twin," be maid. despondently, to Lady Mountrevor; "besides beide, you know, X eould not go away smy. The simple, earnest, fievetely-kina weeds. hay, straw alfalfa or other Obnoxioue . wordsspoken from the depths of a The legislation outlined covert, we heart that she knew to be true and gee. believe, ail the necessary reforres erous, ,Itnd full of btotheriy love for her, front a WOlnall's POillt a View, eXcept &TON of her wayward ROW, tile establishment of a color tiehente. It does give her a jar to see a Mali tanned Mildred Mountrevor to the hik,r(TI:dms4inbre,:kteht)Igh:ilocn:}:iex d:121 watt. put on a red necktie blue stockingS to he cold and unkind and unnatural; and tan gloves, with' a brown suit bort-* 11, you do not know all!" having yellov0 stripes.—Boston Globe. "1 3.,now whither yourNvitely duty A simple icing for cake may be made should lead you, my poor dear couAiri:// frotil th.e unbeaten White of an egg Ito said tenderly. "You earmot shirk it rifted With a tupful,ot powdered Resu- yon luot marriedAd Wort . 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The withdrawal into mili- tary barracks for an additional year of service of the most promising youths the flower of the nation, and at the Moat critical neriod of their young manhood, Will &tech their development. How can if helo doing so? And still worse, the resumption by the whole nation of the cult of the army, 'which is being preach- ed from every school platfOrM as well as every public rostrem, is the Unfailing symptom of a lapse Into barbarism. HE SENT HIS "BEST" REMEDY The young daughter. of MTS. T. S. Doswell, 523 Flora Mouse, Winnipeg, was arranging some of her doll'wash- ing on it elothes reek, beside the stove, 'When she fell, and her hand eaane in eon- taet with the hot stove. She sustained a serious burn, and her screams brought her mother quickly to the spot. "I sent to the druggist for the best remedy he had for burns," 8116 Says, "and he sent back a box of Zam-Buk. said that there WIl nothing to equal it. I applied this, And it soothed the pain so quickly that the hi1d laughed through her team. 2 bound up the hand in 2am-Bult, and emelt day applied 7.401-,Bult frequently and liberally, until the burn was quite cured. "The little one VMS soon able to go ort with her play, and we had. no trouble with her clitritg the time the burn was being healed." Zam-Thik 'Soap eliould also be used by all mothers for baby's bath and for skin troubles, rastm pimp1e/3,, etc. All druggists and storm gell Zarrelluk 4et fifty eents box; and Soap at 26e4 tablet. Post free front Zant-Ilult Oc" Toronto, for price. Refuse harmful Ian. ititlonse ';i 1101 THE NIGHT MAVOEUVRES. (NSW' York iiittn) If the reports cabled to all the paws of this country are true, time flotillas of British and Vreneh Submarineaz'a co-operating In nlisht manoeuvres In the ItniglIsh °hamlet, the, matter must be regarded as having coneiclerable Inter- national significance, Such combined manoeuvres, coming at a tious when there IA friction between France and Germany and bOtb ROUntrlas are eon- templatlag enormous Inceases In their land forces, could only be interpreted by the letter tos a plain intimation that Prance and Britain are mere than ever of one mind and that an attack on one Power means an attack on both. Tbe reports, however, should be ac- cepted with eonsiderable reserve, While it it undoubtedly a fact that the entente between the two Powers has never been more firmly cemented, manoeuvres of the kind indicated would at this time appear needlessly provocative. Th e Presence by mere coincidence in the same waters and at the same time of British of *French submarines and the exehange of wIreleee greetings that would naturally take plaee would be a sufficient explana- tion of the origin of the reports ot re- gularly planned manoeuvres, .* Forty years in use, 20 years the standard, prescribed and recom- mended by physicians. For Woman's Ailments, Dr. Martel's Female Pills, at your drugoi.st. 0 = I • WRY IS IT! When 0- fly moves on the crystal glares of the window pane it climbs going no and flies if going on a straight line downward. The fly never makes KS descent walking* on the surface of the glass. Hens invariably serape gravel with their backs to the sun. Cats etever expose their paws to the heat of the fire, In the majority of eases they bring their%left aide toward the fire. Doge, on the contrary, bring their paws as nearly as they can to the point from. whieh the fire proceeds. Rate bave the strange habit of rejecting food which is too easily obtained and go to dangerous plaees in granaries. Farmers for tide maw: 'sometimes put their "extermin- ators" in out-of-the-way eornere, eertain that the rats will he lured by the diffi- eulty of aeceee. And, improbable as ft. May seem, almost airy one can become a snake -charmer. One of the best-known Oriental "enchanters" said that she be- gan her career. by putting small and in- offensive serpents in cages and going every day to feed them. At the end of two or three months these animals knew her and had every appearance of await- ing her coming when the time drew near. She studied their habitand then. the habits of the more formidable species until she had mastered her "trade."— Harper's Weekly. FOR BABY'S SAKE For baby's sake a reliable medicine should always- be kept in the house -- one that will quickly relieve any sud- den illness of baby; regulate the bowels, sweeten the stomach and drive °tie colic, worms, colds, etc. Such a medicine is Baby's Own Tablets. They are guaran- teed by a Government analyst to be ab- solutely safe and thousands of mothers always keep them in the house—they are the mother'best friend when her little one is ailing. The Tablets are sold by medieine dealers or 'by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont, 4 NEWSPAPER COST. (Brantford Expositor) There are not wanting indications that the day of the one -cent daily newspaper is near its end. The Boston Journal will to -day Jump its selling price tram one cent to three cents. All the Bridgeport (Conn.) newspapers recently increased from one to two cents, and The Kansas City Star has joined the procession. The explanation for this change of policy is, of course. the increased cost of produc- tion of newspapers. Printers are paid a much higher wages for an eight-hour day than they used to receive for ten, while paper Costs more, and the same is true of types and Presses. Increased advertising patronage has- enabled most newsnapers thus far to carry the addi- tional load, but there are not wanting indications that this cannot be done much longer. • C;) Fla IX V 11°1 IAA SE Dr. Tremain's Natural Hair Rester- etive will positively restore gray hair_ to. natural cater and keep it so, IT IS NOT DYE and will not injure the scalp. Sat- isfaction guaranteed or money remusse, PRIC•E ONE DOLLAR. Send post paid. Add rem THE TREMAIN SUPPLY CO., I:ept. 27, Toronto, Ont. THE TUNIC. It came. It was seen. It conquered. We must have it. It was said to be dead. But we couldn't do without it. Now it is worn and liked in many forms Nearly all materials are used in its construction. It is a feature of many a new dress —the rejuvenation of many an old one. - 1 DON'T USE `ME KNIFE That's the barbarous way of treating corns—dangerous too—any corn can be removed painlessly by Putnam's Pain - Lew Corn Extractor in twenty-four hours. rise only Putnam's Extractor, 25e at all dealers. i - • TEETH WOULD CHATTER, (Boston Transcript) She—I hove, George, dear, that You will Iwn cool when you call to interview pa- He—Keep cool! Why it gtves me a chill even to think calling on hint IVIinardia Liniment Cures Burns, Etc, 41- BLOWING BUBBLES. Bonny, brown -eyed, lamiting boy, Father's pride and IllOtherIS jnyy On the mansion's lawn be etands, Bowl and pipestem iu bis bands, 13lowing bubbles. Rising, glittering in the sun, Floating, bursting* one by one, Nothing eke he seems to see, Happier than e king is he, 33lowing bubbles. Though 'tis but a, childish game* Still it ee'in to nm the same Whith we men and W01113n play— Are we not from day to day Blowing bubble? • ‘‘DuildirAg castles in the air," breaming drosses that seem so fair, Dreams of glary, fortune, fame; how like thie dear bey's game, Blowing babble. Men for fortune play, or lams) 13oye for fun that's in the game, When our bubbles burst we quaff Misery" ettp—hoye only Lingle Blowing bubble/1e — Clark* W, Iftihner, in Atlanta IotanaL. 00,44.110.40.40.0.1,4 Some men tourt n ix -storey. him*. with Weroin in the title deed, 40144#01,4,," 4'",—,1" HE ItHitiT WAY In ell VMS of DISTCMPCIt, PINK tYr. INfLUENZA, COLDS, tTC. of all horses, Srootimeree, eolta,stellions. Is to "SPOVIN TtlEIVI" on their tongueo or In the feea put Spolut's Liquid Colupound, alive the rem- edy to all of them. It acts on the blood al glands. It routes the disease by expelling the disease germs. It wards off the trouble no matter how they are "exposed." Almolutely free from any. - thing injurioue. A child can eafelY take it. Sold by all druggists and bare ness dealers. latileteibutors: All Wholesale Dirtvgists SPOHN MEDICAL CO. Chemists and Bacteriologists GOStIEN, IND., U. S. A. TO KEEP BOYS ON THE FARM. (Rochester Times) Something has been done in recent years •to keep the farmer's boy at home, Many of the schools are realizing that it is much better to teach him about soil area farm animals than to fit him for the de- Partment store ribbon coonter. But there are always a lot of unattached young fel- lows, who through misfortune or other causes can not look forward to inherit- ing any farm property. How keep these restless hearts at home? Probably the farmer's daughter could answer that question about as well as anyone, If you persuade her to keep away from the department stores and the Stenography schools of the cities, to heln 'mother to keep house and cheer father's days of decline, there is some- thing doing in the silent old croos roads halls where formerly the boys and girls sused so cheerily to shake a boot at "Mon- ey' Musk." Keep, the girls at home and the boys stay, too. 07126 eavaerzeri 2.0e/44# leezadeae ONE DYErs'All. KINDS0Y00005 1,111 , I I It's the CLEANEST, SIMPLEST, and BEST ROME DYE, one can buy -.Why you don't even have to know what KIND of Cloth your Goods arc made of. --So Mistakes are Impossible. Send for Pree Color Card, Story Booklet, and Booklet giving results of Dyeing over other colors. The JOHNSON.RICHARDSOlsi CO., Limited, Montreal. Canaria, A PROFITABLE DREAM. Three dreams 011 SneeesSiVe nights evaused the invention of a patent self- locking bolt for which Calvin Shoekley, a young railroad telegrapher of George- town, Delaware, claims to have already received three offers of $75,000. Shock- ley claims to have dreamed of the invention after walking down the rail- road and noticing many bolts widen hold the rails together having fallen loaf:Le. For three 811e0eSSiVe nights he dreamed of a bolt that wiauld prevent any faiii»g away, and, acting on the ideate of the dream, invented the present bolt. Last week Shoekley received a eheque for the patent, and was to have signed away his rights, but, aetin„r" on a, dream he :Lad iasrtenight, he will now hold out foe a lagls 1,0 0 REWARD For information that will lead to the discovery or whereabouts of theperson or persons suffering from Nervous Debility, Fits, Skin Dis- ease, Blood Poison, Genito Urinary Troubles, and Chronic or Special Complaints that cannot be cured at The Ontario Medical Institute, 263.,65 Yonge Street, Toronto. _ SAFE, (London Telegraph) "Captain," said a wealthy passenger who was about to take his first trip across the ocean, '" understand this ship has got several water -tight compartments." "Yes, sir," was the reply. "Captain," the passenger went on, de- eldely, "I want one o' those campart, merits—I don't care what it costs." 4-4-4 Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia AND HE DARNED HIS LUCK He—Why wouldn't you see me yes- terday afternoon when 1 ealled? She—I was ill. He—But I saw you at the Window Sew- ing. She—Er—well—I was on the mend. 1 TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY. Take LAXATIVE BROM-0 Quinine Tab- lets. Druggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. W. GROVE'S signature Is on each box. 250. DON'T LIKE FRENCH STYLES. Montreal Herald) French dressmakers have asked the Pre- fect of Pollee in Paris to arrest anyone found drawing deAgns of new gowns displayed in their widows. If those drawings are destined to be reproduced In gowns in America—second the motion. 4 : Minard's Liniment Cures Oandruff. 1. MODES OF TRAVEL. (Washington Star) "Bicyelleg seems to have gone out of vogue entirely," "Yes. It is hard to realize that the bike was even rnore popular than the hike." ' HILO auickly steps valetscures colds. and heels the throat and lungs. 25 Cents. MORE RESPECTABLE. (judge) "Victim of street ear accident (glancing at caller's eard)--I gueete you're an am- bulance ehaser, arn't you? Lawyer (hlandly),---That's rather a cruel nettle, old mare Why not call rne a Set- tlement worker? ISSUE NO. 11, 1913 HELP WANTED. WANTED -.KNITTERS FOR JENCIM T Mayo and Creela)an machines. Al. BO eXUSIIienCed shirt and drawer finisher% Constant work and good wagee, Apply 20 Kingston Hosiery Co„ Kingston, Ont. ANTED ---GIRLS FOR FINISHING T T Room. Good wages and constant work. Apply to Kingston Hosiery Co., Ltd Kingston 'Ont. FARMS FOR SALE. A CHOICE ONE HUNDRED ACRES, a-1- located In the heart of Norfolk County's great fruit belt; 85 aeree under cultivation, balance timber; phone and mail delivery; five acre orchard and beta ries: good buildings, fences and water. Apply to C. S. Nelles, Delhi, Ont. THE TREASURE OF POLTAVA. It bas fallen to thelot of two yourSte boys to make a remarkable disoovery in mid -Russia at a 'village' in the govern- ment of Poltava. Only a short distance below the surface they came across a collection of objects, the value and richness of which has only once been equalled in a country where such finds are not unusual. it consisted of vessels of silver and gold, arms and jewelry, some of which date back to the fourth century, gold coins found with the trea- sure having figures of Iferaelius and his son Constantine. It is supposed from one of the finest cups bearing a mounted figure of a Persian king that the treasure was the property of one of the chiefs of a no- mad elan of Bulgare, who wandered ever the Russian steppes, and who were wont to place their services at the dis- posal of the Persians for raids on the Byzantine empire. 5. PILES CURED AT HOME BY NEW ABSORPTION METHOD If you suffer from bleeding, itehing, ' blind or protruding piles, send rae your address, and 1 will tell you how to cure yourself at home by the new abeorptiou treatment; and will also send some of this home treatment free for trial, with references from your own locality if requested. Immediate relief and per- manent cure assured. Send no money, but day sor, tell others of this offer. Write to - to Mrs. M. Summets, box P 8, Wind - Ont. MODISH LACES. Shadow holds. Clone. Is modish. Chantilly will not down. Bitch is a new Belgian lace. Brussels point is always good. Nets are used as much as A touch of heavy black Boheniam lnee is good. Blisek outlines are effective oe white shadow lace. A new tonebinittion lace resembles. , both Torchon and Cluny. Craquele is a bit like shal 'iv. save that the veining resembles the porcelain with a cracked glaze. I consider 1111NAR1)'S LINIMENT the BEST Liniment in use. I got my foot badly jammed lately. I bathed it well with MINARD'S LINI- MENT, and it was as well as ever next day. Yours very truly, T. 0. MOMULLEN. PLENTY OF PAINS. The dentist filled some teeth of mine And thus increased his gains. His work was through. 1 opine; At least he etared no pane. —Pittsburgh Post. 4 M I namis Liniment for sale everywhere SPAIN SLOW TO CHANGE. in .Spain for the most part, washing is done in the old fashioned way, with cold water in large earthen tubs, generally in Ittle wash houses on the flat Oriental roofs. Local custom is exceedingly hard to change, and the cheapness of labor obviates the use of modern machinery and time and labor saving devices. "The Family Priend=leais." A never failing relief for Croup and Whooping Cough, TURNING THE TABLES. (Buffalo Express) A, Lon Angeles judge is authority for the statement that it has become a pra- looking' husbands and when tied of them turn them adrift by divorce court Pro - :oils: f wealthy women to buy good PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. your druggist will refund ntoneY If FA70 OrNTMPNT fails to cure any ease of Itch- ing. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days. talc. _ *-4 WATCH THE BOY, TOO. muncfor e (Chimgo Tbtialgeities tunet Parents st oalt realize that iuIt Is all important to wateh the eompany and know ehe wheroearbfinitzeteucilf-i itahregebotyitirs intlelns aOituitilwatmgniernt. derworld are censtantly "laying" for liniment young men almoet as mita ste they are for Innocent girls. To gain women recruits for Vie they must first get bet*, young men, Into their remise and train there* for their purpoees. After these youths are suffielently depraved bv thetn they are sent out to lure girls from their limes under the prettett of Marriege or otherwise. and then deliver these girls up to disorderly report keels - ern. Theee underworld s•reatures Ply t ttiiiegnieltttliliatmiouttrilfuriningrolntiorycteornaerli.d t eorners, end wherever else boys, el better eleeee, oongregito in fun, amusement, itnd recreatie