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The Wingham Advance, 1913-03-27, Page 6WOMAN'S RIGHTS! (London Opinion) 1118 fiancee (finding her youngest sis- tor encounced an her young man's knee) Why. Mabel, aren't you ashamed of YOurself? Get down! Mabel -Shan't. I got here first. THE MENU MENU. (Washington Herald) 4t1,Vnat shount one have for a Bohem- Ian stainer?" "Oh, a, couple of links of sausage and barrel of beer." MIND OCCUPIED. (Boston Transcript) "Sir!" she eXelaimed When he kissed her; "you forgot yourself." "Possibly." he replied ealmly; "but I can think of myself any old time. Just POW YOu are ocupying my undivided at- tention." A CLEAN-UP. (Judge) He -If I. call pa "pop," why can't I call ma She -if you do, she'll wipe. the floor rah you. KNOWN WELL. (Houston Post) "You told me he was one known men in town." "So he is," "Why, he can't get credit "Doesn't that prove that known?" ; RUNNING NO RI of the best - anywhere." he is well SK. (Detroit Free Press) "Can I sell you a set or Dickens?" "I don't know what you can do it: yen cret started, but I'm not going to let you try, Good day." LIQUID ARITHMETIC. (Baltimore American) "Twice did Smith refuse to take a drink, an aeliscientious grounds." - "Thenthe tbird time. he should have felt Justified in taking one," "Why so?" "Because three scruples makes one dram." t 7 UNPLEASANT. (J3uffalo Express) "Why does Binks oppose universal pen- nv postage?' "Ile realizes that his creditors can send duns twice as often, without incurring additional expense." THE REASON. (Cornel Widow) He -I know I- am not two-faeed, She -Why? He -Because if I were I'd be using' the other one. c HIGH FINANCE. (Detroit Free Press) "Brown is coming over to borrow $10 from you." "Thanks. - I won't let him bave it." "Please do. As a favor to me?" "We11,4 you see ,he :wants to pay it to CHOOSING. (Washington Star.) "Have YOU decided what office you want?" asked one statesman. "Yes," replied the constituent. "I don't care what the duties are, but I want one of those offices with a Persian rug on the floor and plenty of easy chairs scat- tered around." 44* -4 HAVING AN UNDERSTANDING. (Boston Transcript) She -When we are married, dear, will you expecte me to bake my own bread? He -I'll leave that with you, darling - only I shall Insist on your not baking mine. 4 A FINANCIER. - (Puck) "What kind of a woman is she then " "Well, when she's not getting money away from you for her charities, she's getting it away from you at bridge." A HOME WORTH HAVING. (Buffalo Express) "Rinks cmust have a pretty fine home." "Yes, he ean raise enopgh on the mort- page to buy the best automobile in the market." - '- ILLUSTRATED. (Baltimore American) "Now an you cite a case where two tenses ites agree?" "'Pa'e the case where a girl gives a positiv answer in a decided negative." EASY REMEDY. REMEDY. (Princeton Tiger) He (riervously)-Margaret, there's been comething trembling on my lips for months and months. She -Yes, so I see. 'Why don't you have it off?. I I ADVICE. (Liptlincott's) "What are you carrying a cane for?" "I'm having a duce of a time with wa- ter on the knee." "Why don't you try wearing pumps?" - *a* DETACHABLE. (Town Topics) "Is her hair a crown of glory?" "Yes, and every night she abdicates." 4 •-•• TOO IMAGINATIVE. (London Opinion) Magistrate -And what was the prisoner doing? Constable -'E were 'a,ving a very 'eated argument with a cab driver, yer worship. Magistrate -But that doesn't prove he Was drunk. Constable -Ah: Itut there, wern't no cab driver there, yer worship. 4 BITS OF WIT. Restices-Mittte what's that sign cver yonder ---Tonsorial Parlor? Civicus -Just a local barbarism.-Judg.e. "That's a bad -looking thumb you have, waiter," said the diner. "Does it hurt you?" ".",go sir," replied the waiter. M parboiled. It gets that way from serv- ing eollp."-(tinainnati Enquirer. -Doctor-Why don't yoit settle your bill? You said when I Wt1S treating you that you could never repay me for my efforts, lIa.rduppe--1 meant it, doctor. --s Boston Transcript. "A. mart and his wife are one," quot- ed the Wise Guy. "Yee, there are no ttve ways about that," added the Simple Mug, "So they are married?" "Yes; he's a ehampion gelfist." "And the girl?" "Is a champion bridge player." "Where shall they live?" "With the bride's fath- er. He's a ehampion brieklayer." - Waishington Herald. The Man who gives himself away 'doesn't neeeesarily have liberal views.. The real secret of happiness is to let the other fellow do the worrying. If a woman didn't carry a watch she would never know hew late aka IS. Nties Antique 1 think e. girl should make the most of her birthdays."air. Blunts -That's light, the time will COMP, when she won't have any. rrabbe had almost stteeeeded in dismissing Mrs. Gassoway, when •611e 'topped in the doorway, exelahning: "Why Dnetor, you dido't look to see if the, tongue mile ecatted!" "f knew it ien't," 'Said the Doetor, Weerily. 'Von never find grasti oli d ittee 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111. INN ese Winsome Winnie 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111r dritAMI "Yes, yee," he said, hie brow darken- ing sadly; "my gallant old Chittoor. I'll never tread a plank of her again -- my poor old beauty!" the eailor groan- ed, his yoke shaking, and the tears blinding his eyes as he turned to gaze at the shapeless heap of tempest -riven planke, beating to atoms on the ebarp rocks, "I never thought to part com- pany from her like that! I feel as it I had done wrong, to be standing here safe and sound, and my brave ship, that has carried me through wind and. wea- ther these ten years and more, gone to lier doom! But no mortal power could have saved her. I never left her until she wee parting, amidships at five o'- clock this morning -the second mate and myself and poor Symons. He was hurt-- one of his ribs crushed, I think -and we had to hold him on the couple of planks and hencoops we had lashed ' together." "And where are ell the rest?" Win- nie asked, fearfully, "1 cannot tell," Stephen Tredenniek eaid, gloomily. "One boat's crew pushed. off as soon as she struck -at 3 o'cloetk -and were ,swamped in a few minute.; they went down, before my eyes -ten or level]. men. The next boat Was 140Ve is as they tried to launch her. Than another boat's crew started -fifteen, think -and 'we lost sight Of them in the daeknees in an Instant; they were lost, too, I dare say. And then; when the ship was going to pieces, the rest jumped over with spars, oars, or anything they could lay hold of. Six of them got in here before the mate, Symon, and my- self -the rest all perished. Fifty of my men end my ship gone -the Oltibtraor and nearly all my poor fellowWe were short of ha.nds, too, or there would have been twelve more gone; end 1-I was spared!" he groaned bitterly. "Captain Tredennick," Winnie eaid, gravely, "are you displeased with heaven for aptuing you life?" "No," he returned, moodily, leaning on the wet rock beside her, "1 nan not -tun grateful to heaven nor to yoa; but, if I could have saved my men and my ship, I would have been willing 'never to see the sun shine as. it is shilling .over us "1 think," objected Winnie, striving to epeak calmly with thergreatest diffi- culty, "teat you ought to remember - before you, speak so -what the loss of your life would be to others -what it would be to. see you washed in. like - like -one of the poor fellows' corpses thee morning. -What would it be to tur wt ---the .:or old. lady -Madam -to Lady Mountrevor, who loves yoe as if you we her own brother?" "Tree enough, Winnie," he retuxned, but ',item*, raising his hea.d; "but, my dear, you don't know how badly a railer feels ettah s thing as that which has happened to me." "X think I can imagine it, Captain Trodeneick," she aid, gently, and spoke never a woth mere in her mute rympa- thy, steamling patiently. beside him, vshilst the cold Mar& wind Pierced her through every vein and nerve, and the cold salt moisture dripped icily from her wet Iner and dress over her shuddering amiss. "Here le the rope at lust!" he ex- claimed, rousing bianeelf from his painful thought*. "My poor child, you must be frozent" Be took the great double noose to alp over her shoulders, but the poor tittle 'benumbed hands held his in re- nt*. "Captain Tredennick, you must go first q"must!" elle said, passionately. 1417 are waiting, longing every me-, rpent to see your face. Poor Lady Mil- dred )s waiting, praying, hoping and &esedftw; you must go first -oh, you enist--oh please leave me behind. until the next 'time!" poor Winnie' entreated, sleet convulsive sobs, feeling her strength ettem;Iliaer lirribe failing, an icy ebill ess creeping over her very soul, It seemed to b.er, and dreading lest Ste- phen Tredehiclets deteranina.tion. should pravail,, encl that alter all he might be left to' death and delver. "And leave you!" he cried, his face flushing. "How many more lives are to be lost, and I saved? Your life, too, -wet, chilled, benumbed, fainting almost as you are! Winnie, what do you think of my ana,nhood that you could. propose such a brutally selfish course to me?" "Oh, 1 cannot -I cannot -I will not leave you here!" she said, her broken voice rising to a taint scream of deep -air- ing entreaty, as he adjusted the relies around her ,and lifted. her in his arms to the flat rock, over which the ebbing tide was ibeginning to ripple, from which the ascent was to be made. "Do not make me, go first! I would rather die! And I can't hold the rope, my arms are so stiff," she added, una.ware, in her grief and aindety, of the admission she had made., of her total unfitness to be left by herself. "No, you cannot," be affirmed, in per- plexity; "you 'would be dashed againet the cliff, and your limbs broken, cramped as you are. Whet am 1 to do?" One moment's consideration, and then he stepped up on the reek beside her, and, unloosening the rope len her waist and with sailor dexterie 11/ orating with it a second slip -knot, he replaced the first one round Winnie, and the eecortd beneath his own shoulders; and. then he took the poor little fragile, shivering for.m in his strong arms. "We will go up together, Winnie." we cant'!" she cried, in. terror. "The rope will break, and you mill be killed!" "And you will tot, 1 suppose?" rejoined, smiling pityingly andtenderIy. "We must riek it, Winnie, dear. I do not believe we could reach the top alone in. safety. I saw how it was when Sy- mons went up -he got some terrible Wove, poor fellow! I believe the risk for your life is less by my going VIII you; and, if we do die, little girl," said he, huskily, straining her close to his breast, "we will die together." In the feet of this ending of 1..er young life and leer faithful love to- gether, poor little Winnie Caerlyon turned with a smile to Stephen Treden- nick for the first time -a, happy smile, suffusing her pallid, face and brightening her sunken, haggard eyes. "Aud, if we are to live ---if we are to live -if God. will be so good," he resum- ed, looking up to Heaven reverently, "We. will live together. Winnie, my deal - ng, shall we? Our lives belong to each ether from this day, 1 think ---do they not, my little girl? Look up at me my brave little darling -who risked death for me so willingly, and say that, if we you will be mine on earth, and, if we die, you will be mine in nea- ten!" Her sight was failing, her sensewore failing, her yoke had sunk to tho White ear of weakness. • '100.6011.....I.. "I agtdying," she thought; "I may promise for the world beyond the greve;" and, with her face resting be- neath his, the sweet, dark eyes gazing upon him, the tough of her eola lips to his elloesa.% Whittle Caerlyon said, "I will." Ana then the fond. light of the loving eyes went out in darknesS, and the last flicker of life is the white face fad- ed. away. CHAPTER, XXIX, There was an agitated group around Miss Trewhella stretehed In a, graceful Position of lielpless abandonment on the soft in the housekeeper's room, her arma flung out at either side, her eyes eleeed. The houseraaid was vigorously rubbing the right hand, the kitchen maid the left; whilst Mrs. Grose held a. huge squaxe bottle of salts to her nose, and, made speedy preparations for deenching the feinting lady with a large jugful of icy -cold waver, ween ehe, slowly reised her eyelids, and. faintly gasped: ".&-a-gl-gless of wine, please!" Old Llanyon, the butler, who brought the Ivies, regarding Miss Trewhella'a emotion with. the eye of disfavor whieh he tuned upon almost every deed and act af thae estimable person's, stood, watching her sipping the vine and groaning and. sipping again, closing her eyes, reusing herself up to groan again, and then evincingreturning symptoms of a relapi ee into nsensibility, untilhe could endure it no longer. "What's the matter weth the wom- mun?" he demanded, irately. 'Be she goin 'to faint, or be she goin' to recov- er, or what be she agoin' to do?" "Oh, whisht 'e, Mr. Lanyon," the housemaid taied, reproaehfully. "We Weirs *04 WA' here, Mrs. Geese an' me, reeking. up th' accounts of the things for the dinner party, when. Mise Trewhella she comes in 'wild -like, weth her hands up ;and she fell down her in a heap longside Mrs. Grose; and Mrs. Grose she let the ink -bottle fall, and—" "What's the matter weth her, I went to know?" Llanyon demanded, more angrily. "Who's dead, or who's buried, or whet's the takin' weth her that she's sprankin' and. groanize there as ef she were out of the 'syluna.?" The sufferer's insensibility suddenly terminated at these iusulting words. "Thank 'evin!" Miss Trewhella cried, sitting bolt upright so suddenly that her attendants retreated, in dismay, and even hardly old Llanyon drew back a step. "Thenk 'evin, I say, that I've not got the hearts of some -people, that would eat, and drink, and go in and out, and make insulting remarks upon defence- less creatures lying in dead faints," said Miss Trewhella. standing up very stiff and straight, and "fixing" old. Llanyon with her fiery hard, black eyes, "when every one belonging to the family as they belongs to was lying dead and drowned, shipwrecked and murdered!" Miss Trewhella went on, gurgling and ga.sping, and leaning her head beck against the sharp edge of a. shelf in an affecting manner. "Thank 'evin that my feelings, when I hear tell of corpses stretched out dead and drowned of the family that 1 serves, and serves faith- ful, these seventeen years tend a quarter -hat my feelings is, Mr. Llanyon, that my heart stops beatine and my blood runs cold in my veins. and 1 haven't the power to help myself from looking like one out of the 'sylum. or out of the madhouse. Mr. Llanyon!" "For Heaven's sake, tvbet are 'e talk - in' for, 'Lizabeth Trew-hella.?" old Lien - yon tesleed, fearfully. "Who is dead. be- longing to the family?" "It's time for you to ask?" Miss Tre- whella, retorted, vengefully; "perhaps, Mr. Llanyon, you mightn't have beeh so reedy with your insults, an' your abuse, an' your calling of names to e respect- able -girl, when her mind's loaded with distress, and her head. ready to split to think of what's before her!" "Oh, 'Lizabeth," Mrs. Gorse implored, "do 'e tell us -there's a good girl -like s dear! What have happened 'Liza,beth? Who's dead?" "Mrs. Grose, you've a heart to fee! for me, if you don't feel for me on ael occasions as 1 could wish," responded Miss Trewhella. "I've dreadful and Mrs. Grose -there's ful news for you, dreadful news for the family, Mrs. Grose -and my heart's nigh breaking! I was always ono to feel things worse than any one else! Oh, Mrs. Grose -- Maria Jane, my dear." broke out Miss Trewhella, abandoning the sharp edge of the shelf for the sympathizing housemaid's shoulder, and becoming alarmingly hysterical, "how can 1 tell 'e! Don't 'e ask me -1 'can't speak of it! The Captain -the poor Captain -he's dead -killed -drowned -a dead corpse down there on -the -the. seashore; Maria Jane, hold me up -Pm go-ing!" "Es et Cappun Tredennick as 18 dead?" old Llanyon almost shouted, in grief and horror. wLizabeth Trewhella. 'e er not. goin' to tell me of et. The Capun-my gallant gentleman! Cappun Steplien. that I remember as a hand- some young fellow -my brave, fine, no- ble gentleman! Es et drowned dead 'er manes?" he demanded, his dialect be- coming broader each instant, in his ter- rible agitation. "Was it our Cappun's h ship tat was lost?" At the moment a bell rang sharply. "Oh, good ler," he groaned, sitting down, in helpless dismay, "whet are us to do? How are us to tell poor Ma- dam ?" "I'm to tell her, Meter Llanyon, if you pleaee," Miss Trewhella said, with- eringly; "I am to be the one -and tbe only one fit and proper to tell my lady, after eeventeen years and a quarter. Pin aware of the proper and only meth- od of breaking afflicting intelligence, :Mister Llanyon," she went on, with eentemptutrue self-possession. "It isn't likely that persons ag have no propee feeling, nor knowledge of the Weakness of a delicate person's nerves, could at- tempt to meddle with Audi a Situatien. Perhaps you would be kind enough to give me another spoonful -the least epoonful-of wine, Mrs. Grose. 1 don't know tte 1 !shall be able to get through it without fainting again." "Oh, Providence, look down on us!" old Llanyon groaned, quite unconvinced by Mite Trewhella's eelepossessed as- surances. "These. Og a dark day. lt'll b the death of the poor mistress, the death of the resister, you may late -an' there's an end to the old house an' the Trodentieks Tregetthen!" * The blindwere half drawn, and the wartn rich glow of the firelight ilturain- Heed the large room, with ite soft green draperiet. its Meek polished woode, and dead gold frames and mouldings, more brightly and pleasantly thati the dult. cold g•ray light and oecitsional glealris of, gifting sunlight of the cold wild MU* they outside. Madam Vivian lay on her iittle velvet chaise longue, dra,em tse tween the fire and the windew. She had. been dozing, for her erimeon Indian shawl, with its gold bordering, lay Livros her feet and her Cakiiinlc" morn- ing -robe, and a copy of Allee .14skiays, bount in cream cotored ealf and gold, isy half -open beset her, (from) e 0, srom her languid hand. "Oh, Trewliellal" she said, looking surprised -"l rang for Llanyon! Why do you attend the drawing -room bell? 1 want some iced lemonade. I hope the refrigerator is in proper order -the last waii not very suceessful. I am very thirsty, and a little feverish, 1 think, and have takeu a fancy to have some. There are lemons, of course, in the storeroom." Even Elizabeth Trewhelia's selfish importance and vulgar eagerness for the excitement of -telliug her dreadful news gave way to silent fear and pity for her mistress' terrible uneopscious- ness and. her interest about the trifles of her daily life, whilst the sword of a Damocles trembled as it were to the fall that would pierce her to the heart, "Oh, yes, Madam, there are lemons; But you'll excuse me, Madam, if I can't think of anything but the dreadful grief that's come on us all.!" she burst out, rather bungling her "proper and only method." "I've been in a dead faint since I heard it, with the cook and housemaid suporting of me, and I wouldn't let one come near you but 'myself, Madam, though I was hardly able to walk upstairs, for fear they would frighten you to death!" "What is it? What has happened?" Madam cried, struggling to her feet. "What ails you, Trewhella? You are frightening me to death! Oh, it is Lady Mildred! Something has happened to her on the cliffs!" "Oh, it isn't Lady Mildred, Madam, but it's on the cliffs the dreadful acci- dent has happened," Trewhella gasped, making a terrifying display of wringing her hands, swaying from side to side, and rolling her head about distractedly. "It isn't that it's an accident exactly, but -but -it happened last night in the wreck, Madam. Little we thought, and we all in our beds!" "Of what? What happened. at the wreck?" Madam Vivian asked, slowly, her face fading into an ashen -gray dead- ly hue. "Oh, Madam, dear, don't take on so dreadful!" Miss Trewhella cried, fran- tically snatching at an essence bottle and a fan. "Sit down in your chair and let me give you a drop of sherry - just a, spoonful, Madam; you're like death, and. 1 know, to -my sorrow, what it is to have weak nerves." "Trewhella!" the old lady called, striking her band fiercely on the table beside her -"speak out this instant - without a word of prevarication! What happened at the wreck? What is it that is so dreadful as to frighten me to death? Whose ship was it?" She whispered the last words hoarsely in her anguish, and Trewhella, over -awed and unnerved, burst into noisy sobs and tears. "I can't tell you, Madam! It's -it's too -too dreadful- 1 said it would. break your heart -and Llanyon abusing and scolding of me for -for fainting, as if 1 could help it when -When I heard of the poor -dear -Captain -dead. and drowned -oh, oh, oh!" The next instant Miss Trewholla's shrieks, in good earnest, were resound- ing through the house. Madam Vivian's limbs had given way beneath her, and, whilst her maid was screaming, she had fallen heavily to the floor. CHAPTER. XXX. , Madam Vivian' s ina.id s-ummoned as- sistanee, and wae relieved. to find that her mistress was not dead. The shock was only temporary in its effect on her systtm, yet sound and strong from her magnificent constitution; and, after a little while she sat up, pallid, haggard, trembling, an agony of bereaved pain thrilling her through and through, and making her white lips parehed,`and her tearless eyes burn like fire. But she was strong to suffer, determined, proud and self-willed yet. . "Bring me a warm mantle and bonnet," she said to her maid; and, a rement- ary hesitation on her part evoking a haughtily -impatient glance and an im- perious "Do you hear'?" Miss Trewhella was obliged, in amazement and alarm, speedily to obey the command. "Give me your arm, Llanyon," she said. to her old faithful man -servant. eaeour nerves render you. unfit for any - 'Ming," she remarked, coldly scornful as she turned away from her maid's prof- fered assistance. "I don't want to hear people shrieking and screaming in my ears. My sorrow is my own, and no one else can share it," the proud. old woman said, repulsing the idea of others' en- deavoring' pity er understand her heart - griefs. Poor old Llgeeson was afraid to betray his own bitteg gegret, and kept wiping away the teals thee trickled down his withered cheeksilently and cautiously with his right hand, while he respectful- ly held the left hand and. arm to assist his mistress as they hurried on through the cold March wind, and. bleak flitintg sunshine towards Tregarthen Head and the ominous- crowd gathered on the sum- mit. ' "What are they all doing up there? What are they all about?" she demand- ed, impatient and wrathful in her sup- pressed. pain. "Then -they -I sappose they're look- ing at -oh, Madam,. Madam!" The old man broke down with a choking sob. "Hush, hush!" his mistress said, elutching him fiercely by the .arm. "Com- mand yourself, I tell you! Do you wish ma to break down now? Do you think think that I am not making myself keep up isntil--e Words failed& este, but her indomiteble will pushed feet.t....,ea her trembling limbs, all unused to any exereise; and, fight- ing with her throbbing heart, her dis- tressed lungs, her aching muscles, she walked swiftly up the hill against the wind, Without a pause for breath, until she reached the outekirts Of the thiek erowd. No one had notited her eoming-it hardly noticed her now, that absorbed, talking, gesticulating, mita/fling, star- ing, pushing, struggling crowd of men, women, boys and girls, all looking sea- ward. 'They're eotnin'l They're comin'1" The words passed from mouth to Month, at first in a eonfused hum of eager %rakes, gradoally risieg in a tide of exeitement, until a, great wave of roaring (beers, shouts and. outetiee swelled above the crashing of the rough waves below; and, in spite of themselves, Madam. Vivian and her old. servant found themselves borne in and hurried forward, jostled And pushed by people who seemed half mad vvith anxiety and eagernele, towards the summit of the Head. "What are they about? Hate dart they push nui in this manner? Mat ei all the ehetsring for? Aisk them, T.Aittis yon. no you hear? What are you SW. ' hut at like the rot?" s(To be. Continued.) WINNIPEG PRUGGIST ENDORSES SANOL REM EWES. 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The Tablets are sold by nietli- eine dealers or by mail at 25 eents a box from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, (bit. I t -- AN INFLUENCE FOR PEACE. (Montreal Herald) Germany's new army bill will cost the Kaiser, and the minor princelings who have hitherto escaped taxation some- thing like eight million dollars. About one more like this. and these gentlemen will be strongly for peace. Cheap form of Insurance You are .insured against earns and bunions by the purchase of a. single 25c. bottle of Putnain'ts Oorn Extractor.'it cures painlesely in 24 hours. Try Put- eam's Extractor,. 25e. at all ,leelers. • DIFFICULT. (Puck) First Lawyer -"I hear you are having trOuble in getting a jury for that auto- mobile ease?" Second Lawyer -Yes. We object to everybody who ownes a car, and the other side rules out all who don't." PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. Your druggist will refund money If PATO OINTMENT falls to cure any case 62 Itch- ing. Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days. 60e. •-•-• EMBARRASSING. (Cleveland Plain Dealer) "Did Agatha enjoy lier trip abreact?" "Immensely. Excepting part Of the tournney from Naples to Berlin." "What lefla the trouble?" "She lost her suit case." "Dear, dear, that must have greatly incenvenieneed her." "Yes, it did. She had nothing to paste her sult case labels on." A CURIOUS MEXICAN CUSTOM. In certain parts ef Mexleo there is ob. served during the month of Mareh the curious custom of blessing animals in honor of Ht. Anthony. The peon indiaue bring their 'animalitoe" to this, one of the greatest functions of the year, in festal attire of amazing eolor) variety and effect. Anklets, collars, frills, bows, bells, blankets, streamers, rosettes, miniature jaekete, caps and trousers, and pat- terns executed with dye or paint -brush, are all proudly shown on that day. The animals range in kind from huge plow - oxen and fighting bulls to pet eat; and tiny "love -birds." Each in turn le brought to the padre, by whom it is sprinkled, blessed and adjured in the name of the saint who loved their kind to be faithful and serviceable. Many of the candidatee for the bless- ing present ludicrous and grotesque features, One may see a bedizened mule ahead lit the line of a whimpering puppy clad in Nile green or a rabbit with a big pink hat, The commotion cleated by this motley collection ot creatures embraces every sort of bark- ing, braying„ squealing, cackling and clucking, to which is added the eon - fused, laugliters, shouts and exclama- tions of the Owners of the beasts. On one ocasion the sensation of the day was afforded by the proud owner of a fine flock of poultry, each bewilder- ed hen of which was arrayed in a viper Eton jaeket, neck -frill and bonnet tied under the chin. Pigs and mules are the worst behav- ed of the animals brought to be blessed, dogs the best, and eats the most indif- fent. 4 I Forty years in use, 20 years, the standard, prescribed and recom- mended by physicians. For Woman's Ailments, Dr, Martel 's Female Pills, at your druggist. 1 I 4 FADS AND FASHIONS.' Most attracitee'), 'are til2.e lingerie collars and elf& *61i th� new suits, The interst in suits cut in Russian blouse sales is till increasing. Prominent in the new neckwear are low collars with and without ja- bots. Fashion this season insists on fate ries in flowered designs. Fa,ney edged taffeta, plain and in Bulgarian_ colorings, will be greatly used for millinery. In children's new dresses and coats sashes and belts at the knees are very conspicuous. The modish blsuse is very simple. Fussy overtrimm.ed designs are no longer in good taste. There is a new fringe of the tiniest finest beads. It trims gowns, purses or candle shades. Very pretty are the plain net chem- isettes, made collarless and finished with embroidered scallops around the neck. Small wings placed mercury fash ion, finished with bati..-covered square buckles, are a favorite trimming on the new hats. There is a new soft taffeta called fleur de sole. It is so soft that a full width 30 inches can be drawn through a finger ring. mINARD,s rANLIfENT r0., LIMITED. Geutlemen,---My daughter, 13 years old, wile thrown from a sleigh and in- jured ller elbow so badly it remained stiff and very painful for three years. Four bottles of efINARD'S completely mired her and she has not been troubled for two years. Yours truly, J. B. LIVESQUE. St. Joseph, P. 0., I Kb Aug., 1900. Mankind's Memory is Weakening. The e,xperiments of a number of lead- in British brain speelalists/have shown that in spite of higher educattm and the to aid the memory, It ,Itswgeriaicriti.'.:laitl'l number of inventions that ar • suppdsea gircionCvis- ionfOgni‘neVge0aefnklteoirit'elsse frig index ea ',aims, and Memorandum tablets. 0111, • work is so departmentalized that 1' • e.rs whieh a. 'principal would have eat ' in his own head years ago are ne‘v being re- membered for him in individnel sections by individual members of the staff. big modern organized, so to speak. is nropped no by a system of mental eforts. That is all very well, but when they are removedthe lonely brain is at sea." --- Send for .free book giving full particulars of TRENCErs REMEDY, the world-fam- ous cure for Epilepsy and Fits -Simple home treat- ment. 25 years. sueess. FITS CuRED;1=171;v: world; over 1,000 in one year. TRENCH'S REMEDIES, LTD„ tra inShe rufo LININGS AGAIN. -They are lovely. -The contrasts are gexns. -Cedar lines tobacco brown. -Amethyst is lovely with blue. -A. soft yellow lines dark green effect- ively. -A. black and white stripe lines beige with good effect. -Black is lined with cherry, blue, res- eda and other colors. -Orange and shrimp, either one, is good for the lining of gray. _ quickly stops coughs, cures the throat and lungs. 25 cents. A REVISED VERSION. colds, and heals (Judge) ' "Who can tell 1110 tile Golden. Text " asked the Sunday school teacher. Jonnie's hand went up eagerly. "He that humpeth himself shall be exalted!" he tepeated triumphantly. t Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. NEW QUICK -FIRING RIFLE. While elle advoratee of world peace ere working on their great projeet, says a writer in the National Magazine, the military world is devotiog more and more Hine to perfecting its erptipmen The new portable, quick 'firing rifle made by Vickers, Limited, of Birmingliem, England, has already been copted by the war departments of five greet no - ons, and eontraote for more than a thousand rifles have alreody been signed. novel weapon. weighing °MY 27 pounds„ Cart be earriee by one man and used at tremendous mires with terrible effeet. The barrels are ketit eool with a water itteket holdini six litree of water, and at one trial lq),000 oontinuone shots were fired without oveeheatieg the bar - IAN, WWI() 2.,672 aimed shots were fired in fifteen mitentee without exhausting the supply of water. 011{, Man anted With title Weapon in ft fort or tare raver would be eqnivalent to an average company srf riflemen, AO long as the eorabatante did not come to Otto quarters. I la ails Nee e‘sntaleettel! 0 Slitelal= The rofitable Link Between Colthood and Selling Time is SPOIXN'a ItIQUeD DISTEIVIttER. It carries colts through the critical years or danger from Distemper In its varloue forms, a it nets as a guru preventiVe, no matter how "exposed." A, few very email doses Prevent the diaea.se In case jf InfeCt1041. 4LI4 DRUGGISTS 11=0 lag IN IWO IC CP I IP ^Le ia Chemists and likicterioiogiets, Gosheirs, Ind., te ISSUE NO. 1.3, 1913 HELP WANTED, IATANTED-I(lz'eelman machines. Al-' Constarlt :NITTERS FOR JENCKS, shlrt and drawer flttIsliers, to Kingston Hosiery Co., Kingston, Ont. and ood wages, ApplY MISCELLANEOUS. "V I'VE SPORTING POST CARDS 10e -a. Miss L. Banner, Station "R", New York City. FARMS FOR SALE. A0,110I0E ONE 111INDIR,ED ACRES, located in. the heart of Norfolk Clountv's great fruit belts 85 acres under cultivation, balance timber; phone and mail delivery; five acre orchard and. ber- ries; good buildings, fences and water. Anolv to C. S. Nelles, Delhi, Ont, KEROSENE. Paint can be made bright by rubbing down, with kerosene. An enamelled. dr zine bathtub can readily be cleaned by using it. The rusty kitchen sink and the zinc lining of the refrigerator can be cleans- ed by it. ,A spoonful in a few quarts of warm water makes an excellent wash for win- dows, mirrors and picture glass. The sticky feeling on the hands that follow handling' paint bruehes cen be removed by rubbing the hands with kerosene. One or two tablespoonfuls of kero- sene put into the wa,shboiler while the water is cold, and. gradually heated, will obviate 3nueh rubbing of the clothes. The Wringer Board extends frorn the wide, out of the way of the cover. This allows practically the whole top of the tub to open up— makes it easy to put In and take out clothes. No other washer has as large an opening. No other washer can be worked with crank handle at side as well as top lever. Do you use Maxwell's "FavoriteM—the churn that makes quality butler? Write uv for catalogues if your dealer doe, not handle them. 89 DAYIO MAXWELL & SONS, ST. MARY'S, Ont. THE EASIEST WAY -es, To freshen salt fish quickly, soak teem in sour milk. To scale fish, first dip them in boil - 111,r water for a minute. To remove tea stains, pour dear boil- ing water through theme-thie prevents the stains spreading. To remove machine grease from wash- able fabrics, wash the. stain out with cold rain water and soap. To whiten your clothes, put a table- spoonful. of turpentine in the water in winch you boil them. To remove paint stains that are old cover the spots first with olice oil or butter, and then rub them with chloro- t°reove the yellow in a garent thralt1: 'l'o 1has mmbeen laid aside for 0 couple of years, put 0 teaspoonful of powdered borax in the last water in which the avec* is lvashed, letting it remain for a few minutes. I .1'1 CANCER Book Free. A simple Home treatment removed lump from this lady's breast Old sores, ulcers and growths cured., Describe your trouble; we will send book cLile-Stimonials. THE CANADA CANCER INSTITUTE, Literrao 10 CHURCHILL AVE., TORONTO VIOLATION OF ETHICAL CODE. "Weary Walker won't be on the road this season. Ile has been expelled from the Tramp& 'Union!" "Wot fer?" "Ile disgraced the profession, that's wot fee" "You don't mean to say that .Weary actually d4 any work?" "Yee, he did. He was caught indieging in guesswork." -Batavia (N.Y.) Daily News. Only One "BROMO QUININE." That is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for the signature ef E. W. GROVE. Cures a cold in one day. Cures Grip in two days. 2.1c. ONLY OBSTACLE. (Itirminghain Age iterald) "Jasper says that there is only one thing keeps him. from retiring to the farm." "And whnt is that?" "He hasn't a farm." Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia „mese THOSE POLITICAL FENCES. (Washington Star) "I shall look forward to retiring to a little farm," said the conscientious states- man. "But how long will you stay there?" "Hint Probably only long enough to get my fences Mended." let tho CLRANES'r, SIAISLVST, and BEST 110114E DYE, one can buyA-Why you don't oven Mom to know What KIND ot Cloth your Goods are Trude 1414441c44 ore Impossible. ' Send for 'Prot, Color Card, Story. neoklet, end Dobkin* VONT retells of Dyeing over other colors, The JOIINS0V.1't1(.1?AttlAONT co, Ltrelred, Motartal Caned*, eseadeseettiest k:atz _ WITH A CENTRAL DOOR. Aeeording to the Eleetrician e, certain number of ears on the Great Northern, :Piceadilly and, Brompten tube have been fitted with a central door opening in- ward. These doors are completely under the eontrol of the conduetor from hie platform, and ean be eit'ier bolted or unbolted by merely pressing a small lever.' Each doorway is emmeeted with eleetric lights on the conductor'a plat- form, and in the driver's cab, welch light or go out, according as the doore are bolted or unbolted. No train is there- fore started. until the light by the driver's side assures him that all the doors are eloeed. In the event of the Piccadilly tube adopting the syetem for all its tra4ns the other tube eompanies, amalgamated with it would follow uit. *-4- 61,000 REWARD For information that will lead to the discovery or whereabouts of the person or persons suffering from Nervous Debility, Fits, Skin Dis- ease, Blood Poison, Genito Urinary Troubles, and Chronic or Special Complaints that cannot be cured at The Ontario Medical Institute, 263;265 Yonge Street, Toronto. g FASHIONABLE FOOTGEAR. _Rh finer than ever. Cuban heels are first choice. French heels are for evening wear. There's a broad, flat heel for walking. Souple leathers make the plainest of the boots. Cloth tops lead for smart promenade footgear. Other smart boots, not up to hard wear, are of serve and eravenette. Yet finer boots. for carriage and thea- tre wear, are made of satin. Pearl buttons are liked for some of the finer sorts of modish boots. Rhinestone bucklce are first choiee for decorating the satin evening slippers. 1 Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, Etc. e t .PERFECT LOGIC. The auto speeder was pinehed on Eu- clid avenue late one night last week, and brought before the court early one Morning this week, which was the day after. "Yon say the maebine was • beyond your control?" aelted his honor. "It was." "Why was it? And yell can prove it?" "Listen, your honor. If I could have controlled that machine, hew could the cop have caught. me?" The logic was so perfect that the im- mediate discharge was a foregone cen- clusion.-Cleveland Plain Dealer. Zarn.Buk Does Cure Piles Mrs. V. Hansom wife of the proprietor of the -Commercial Hotel, Poplar, B.C., suffered frOnt p i el; for yeare. Welit to (Wee: after (teeter in vain. Filially went to epoleane and had an operation. Twelve months afterward- elle was as ball again. She t3ays, "One day I read about Zane Bilk and thought I would try it. The first one or two boxes gave me more ease than anything else Ihad tried, so I Went on with the treatment. In a short time 1 began to feel altogether different and better, and I Saw that Zam-Buk was going to cure me. Well, I went 'on using it, and by the time I had used bix boxes 1 was delighted to find myself entirely cured." lf you suffer from the; painful • ail- ment, or from eezema, uleer6 or tiny skin disease, don't waste thee. Try ream -Buie 50e, all druggists and stores. HOW IT WILL WORK. But if a minimum wage law is estab- lished for women and girls, hew long be- fore a, similar law will be demanded for men and boys? How long. before there will be a movement for an increase by law of wages of every sort? Ancl if,these are granted, how long before they will largely neutralize any good enjoyment by the first beneficiaries of the general movement? 434 BETTER THAN SPANKING Spanking does not cure children of beg - wetting. There Is a constitutional cause for this trouble. Mrs. M. Summers, Box W. 8, Windsor, Ont., will send free to any mother her successful home treat- ment. with full Instructions. Send no money, but write her to -day if your child- ren trouble you in this way. Don't blame the child, the chances are it can't help it. This treatment also cures adults aim aged people troubled with urine dif- Melees by day er CRs. — • (Fliegende Blatter) She -My first husband was an officer, my second a solicitor, my third -- He -Awfully sorry, but f never could guess aerostics. hiloh "The Family Friend for AO yeari." A never fairing relief for Croup and Whooping Cough, PREFERENCE. (Washington Star) you like a man who quotes pee - "Wen," relined Miss Cayenne, "he is usualy better than one who relies en orig- lt - Ina! conversatien." Mlnaro's Liniment for sale everywhere 4:1 TO TINT SHEET COPPER. To tin sheet Nipper on one side, eays the Engineer. metal is takett of the cer- met gauge, or within one 'lumber of that size, .and then cleineed with the usual eiekles and by scouring NNith sand or swarf and sand. The shente are then eoated with a killed epirit flux. They are next placed upon .1. holdsr plaeed at an angle of 45 degrees to the tinning pot, So that the exeess of tin will teturn by gravity. The molten tin is ponred over the copper eheet, and any A"Zet,t4S wiped off with mope melte of plineber's tow, The oxide formed on the reeerve side of the sheet, from the heat of Molten tin, is removed by dilute ltnIpburis, aeta pieklee. 'The sheete are woshed and dried, and then, if neseseiry. rolled again to ,gange mei polished. For eleatieg tinned artieles there is nothind: better than whiting mixed uith a little kero- sene.oil, the mutate, being poliehee after- ward with a little of the dry whiting or Vienna lime. Lots of peeple tment at leisure Atha didn't %rainy in bast°. Mk . • •