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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1913-02-13, Page 6' PREOCCUPATION. "flow did You collie to beve that elite - mobile accident?" "I got ahsent-miadea trying to renum- ber eet tee wane reeulationa•haWeehe legton Star, AN AWKWARD COMPLIMENT. She-ee envy Mies Playme Sno plays so well that one forg.te how she looks. Ile --But You look eo well that one for- gets how rat play.-Lnden opieion, ZIP! DANGI SQUASH! 'Ton, what itoes tempting fate mean?" "Temptling fate, my on meane wear - In a high hat in snenaballing time."- Juage. esees WIDE OPEN. • (Boston Transcript) Caller -What au open courtenanee your baby has. Pop -Yee, espeelally about midnight. v*...••••• •Oro•••••".".""" REDUCE COST OF LIVING. (Tow it Topics) airs. Yongbride at the bakerse)--The holes it the doughouts are very large, You ought to make 80lne reduction, Baker -Can't do that, mum; ht I'll al- low you a cent each for the holes If you'll return 'em. - NOT IN SIGHT. (Judge) Hokus-DOEyoU think we shall ever have universal peace? Polcus-Not so long as women continue to play bridge for stakes. r PRESERVING AN INDUSTRY, (Waehington Star) "There haven't been any automobiles violating the speed limits for more than A week, sale the constable. "'What'll Wo do " "Arrange to lower the ispeed limit," re- plied the Sheriff." PENALIZING THE BOARDER. (London Sketell) Lodger -I see you've charged me three and sixpence/ for coal, but I've not had a fire. Larallady-Oh, then it'll be •only eight - pence. WAGS RIGHT ALONG. (Tatter) Visear-The most wonderful organ I ever saw was the property of a. private gentleman. It had nettirly a hundred stops. Sexton -Um! The most remarkable organ I ever heard was myi old woman's tongue, It ain't go no stops at all, BOOK .OF THE HOUR. (Manses City journal.) • "It Is the novel of the hour." 'Think so." "Yes; there hasn't been a better writ- ten eince ISO last night." KIND WORDS FOR THE DEAD. (Lippincott'S.) "Good heavens, Marl, Ti saw your obit- uary in this enorningfs paper," "Yes, I know. I put it in myself. My opera is to be produced to -night, and want good notices from the eritics," e e HER SARCASM. (Judge.) "It is half -past one o'clock," severely said Mrs. Onagaway. "What kept you from getting home until this untimely hotter PI was detained, at the office, makIng cent etatements," replied her husband. "And that •Se one of the statements, I presume" ,/ re-eak - • ABOVE AND BELOW. (Boston .Advertiser.) "Things ere geting very Intensive." "Yes, I suppose the promoter of the future will propose to operate a copper mine and a banana plantation on the same plot" a -s -a WAITING TO HEAR. (Philadelphia Record.) "What is your name, little girl?" "Maret." "Aad what is your last name?" "I don't know. You see mamma has- n't got back from Reno yet." SECRET' OF POPULARITY. (Life.) "Has Agnes acbleved popularity in her suburban home?" "Yes, she keeps her doors wide open and her mouth shut." *ea" STRIVING TO PLEASE. (Washington Star.) "Yoe seem to think well of the man who writes the weather prophecies in this particular almattac." "Yes," replied Farmer Corntossel. "I have compared 'em afl, and he predicts more good -weather than tal the rest of `ern put together." THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. (Chicago Daily News.) Woodchopper -I seen a lot o' bear track e about a mile north o' here- big onee, too. flunter-Good! Which way is south? 4.& PRESENT OCCUPATION, (Philadelphia. Record.) Muggins-Whatever became of that friend of yours wild esed to have money to barn? Huggins -He's siftingethe fishes. FEELING OF OTHERS. (Washington Star.) "Viten sing it shows that m. ahap- PY, said the serene egotist. "Yee, but whaths the use of bragging of a hard, unsernpathetie dieposition?" ; UST 800 (Boston Transcript. 'ISthe threw me over." "Well, a. woman will haveher fling." A MODERN SUPPOSITION. (Wornen'e Home Companion) "Frederick," eaid the Sunday Shoot teaclier, "how many` years did Methuse- lah live?" Frederick 'welted nonplussed. • "But see," she admonished, "here is this list I aeked you to memorize. Meth- uselah: 060." stad Frederick depreeatingly. "le that what it Meahs? 1 supproe that Was ble telephone .number." 4"•''''*-- —4'.•IP".eilwwo......–.**.* DertNeo. (Priladelpnia, Tteeord) Tommy Pop, what in a jeer" Tommy's Pope -A jury, my min ie a bede or Men Relectcd te decide which ono of the litigents has the beet lawyer. HIS REASON. (Buffalo Expr(te) 'patrol that Smith tem WriI4,s his name " "Yee; /et (hanged it se) he tonal boast thnt hint made a mute for itensant" PROOF. Teinevy went lanne ne day .;seelt a raee slew golf ball, "Lewis at the feet hail 1 fettiet n nnlea father!" he Paid. .11. arc Pope, ToMniy." '4811 Mr. 'Predate:1, "that it Wom a lost hall really?" "0,1, YcF19" Prilt1 1 o hy, •sf bo man end hie CAriti '!„"- Len - don fatale -in. A FAMILY 'BEREAVEMENT, tcleveland Plain Defiler) `TV(yeti en lee 'Mow peer rotate? " "%tar, loet Lim." " dear! " "Yee. the rititc,ft nyirriol itha," 7 vit "771'7 foomr.000080,00100.4 111111111111011111111111,111111111111111111111111111111111111111111411 Winsome Winnie 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111,111111111 modes And. Winne; shook ber head in uneon- ;selous earneetneee at its reflection in tho glass, wherein She :saw it crowned with great braid's and =WS of tiny entae of lustrous oolden grown, with a pray ef half-lib:ma white roses and ends fastened at the eide-for Whittle was dressing for the dinner party at iteeeworthy„ and. all Winnie's toilette woe undergoing igspection by at least half -is -dozen of Winnie'e brothers; and, eletere, who, their eye3 full of wonder fuel delight, were gathered into the lit- tl crowdea bedroono beetowing them- selvee on beas and chairs, ancl the floor --anweehere, so that they could get a good loek at sieter Winnie." "Winnie has Ida& vells-tilaele• over ber beautiful talk Own!" Johnnie whispered in an awe-strieken vole° to 1.Voinmet "Tliat's not veile-thet's gennyidean ana net -ain't ie, Sarah?" asked Louie, with much contempt for masoulin.e ig- norance. "You don't know. Johnny. You didn't eee hister's necklace, either, nor her bracelets, nor her slippers, sal made of setin-real satin!" Both Johnnie and Tommy joined in a eareastie "guffaw" et this leet annotinee- ment. 'They'll stiole in the mud, Meal" eried Tommy. "Satin'll not keep out nmeh water -and the road's 'running like a ini11-streeen1" Sarah 3.1titilda, from her poet at the dressing table ae a loving, but most in- efficient time -woman, looked round with grand and lofty rebuke. "A lady always goes to it party in a moored carriage," she mad to the abash- ed boy.s. "Sister is going in Madam Vise hint; .carriage"; and beenath the, weight ef the grandeur of tbis ammuneerment the boys sank into silence, Watching their eieter's adorning with mingled ailiazement and fascination, ft wae tht first time twit they bad ever seen anything like it in their lives -the spectacle of a lady robed in silk and gauzy bla,ck, with a. white, bare neck adorned by neciciet Of flashing jet, hare arm' bleaming pearly -white againet the soft blackness of her flow- ing robee--edorned with bracelets, roses in her bair, and her feet shod with black satin. It wae tin event aa unpre- cedentedas undreasnea of in the mono- tonous years of that poverty -bed, meagre honselrold. Thir sister's simple attire was regal magnificence hi the el•tildren's eyes; and "sister Winnie" her- eelf, in virtue of her amine-paort of it, had become once more the mythical, for -off lady id North America., who sent bank drafts and beautiful preeentsse-she eauld not be one of them, dressed in silk and lace, tied wearing jewels and, white maw, with an intangible perfume of heliotrope softly emanating from the gauzy glistening folds of her black (trees! Somewhat of this was in the wistful little facee that hurried down the stairs after Winnie to see her get into the carriage -a -real carriage, with two splendid horses, and the coachman in livery waiting at the porch! They crowded round timidly and respectfully, with eager eyes and parted. lip, wean: - leg Winnic putting on a large warm shawl. Her foot was on the step to go in, when she turned back -how often the children recalled it -how well they remembered it for years afterwerdel- and Hosed them fondly all round. "My darlings, go in out of the cola," she said, with tears in her loving eyes because •of those longing, wistful, tim- ialy-admiring ones watehing her -"go in and we will have a beautiful party of our, own, when we go into our new house -please gooduesseit" . When the carriage door was shut, and "sister "Winnie's" bright, gentle facet looking so lovely with its bright color ad. sparkling eyes, was lost to view, the elaldren ran back to the fire- side, singing and dewing with glee. "Slater Winnie" was really at home - at home forever and alwaysl "Sister 'Winnie" was at horae-and all the plea - tient future and its promised delights, -which they should share with her, ap- peared elose rut hand! "Wea tearible night, Mies Winnie," ola Thenyon said, as he received her, with a certain kind of gratifieation beaming in his withered old face -"a terrible night, ituleed!" Be lowered his voice a little-"Madaen'a fretting a good /teal, Miee Winnie. You know the Cap- tain is combag home in about ten days or so, Madam Vivian believes, and he is thinking of tide storm., Miss Winnie. Madam often feels like that when Capt. !Stephen is-rthenel Madam's maid is waiting for you, Mite Winnie," With a total change Of manner the old man ceaeed hie communication, and, with a stiffly decorous bow ana WaTe of his Unto'', consigned. Whittle to Madamai maid, etanding 0. iittle way off, in her sink flounces and gold chain and guipure lace cap-blaek-eyed Miss Trewhelle. _ with her crafty eye e grown craftier and harder, her smooth deferential manner more like a badly -put-on mask than lever, her sallow skin ever so much sal- lower. "How are you, Trewhella?" said Whi- ttle. even pleased- to meet her old enemy and kindly shaking 'betide, "Pretty well, Miss Clierlymi-olo thank you. Miss Caerlyorte-hem! Hope 'you're quite well, Mete Caerlyon. You look strong -so glad to see you look' strong; better color than you used to have, Miss Citerleoreeeltealthier-redder, you know -hem!" "Poor Trewhellai" said Winnie to hereeif, with a keen sense of timueement that would have provoked Oita injured lady even more deeply eould site have known it ---"she is trying to insinuate that I have rouged very highly, as he used to tell inc long ago that she ilia itot admire the queer yellowieh shade that was in iny.. hair." Inaeea 'Mit% Trewliella, with knitted 111.0Ulk and formelly emiling mouth, glencing at the burnished braide -and eilky eerie, looked as if idle would much like to ineinuate net :alias Cactlyon had bought a .great quantity of false tressee, end that they shone too much and were too abundant; for Mims Winnie was altogether displeasing to Want Viviatiat genteel waiting wo- Man. "The ales," the seat. with much in- ward envious disturbanee. "of her hav- ing upper Adria of nta edged. with Montle, ber over eight end sixpe.neea tetra binek give . She was abeorbed in tide eitURID of proyoeation. and Minnie in trying to Raiust her athite 'rape miser without. 'thy allSicitanee frosts the Italy in quseel- attendtattee. when ft loud leopieddeant nets tie of the door handle startled. both, and before Winnie could utter a word of permieeion to enter, the bolt .was shot back And the door itself flung against the wall and a. young gentleman of some four or five years of age Made an abrupt and unceremordoue entrance, rushing towarde Winnie with a violet clutels at her fragile flouneees qi net and goseamer, end imperiously demanding; "Who are you?" "Who is this little boy?" aeleed Win- uie, triving to reeene her attire. Mies Trehello dreur her chin back, and her fathead up, and dropped her eyelide with a withering air of reproof: "This is Lord, ituetace Mountrevor, Miss Caerlyon," she -said, with a pity- ing smile and a cough -"a, lovely boy. Were you looking for me, Lord Eustace, darling?" he inquired, with melting pathos and eweettiese, bending down as, If She were going to worship the email idol in the crimson velvet tunic. "No, I wasn't!" retorted his lordship, aiming a kick at his devotee. "Who are are you? Who are you, 1soy?" he re- peated, with an impatient dance on Win- nie's silk train, and another clutch at her guazy skirts. "My dear child," said. Winnie, violent hold of "his lordship," in her turn, unclasping his luiuds, and, keeping him firmly at arm's length in spite of his stroggles, while Miss Trewhella's eyes dilated and she fairly snorted with surprise and indignation, "stand quietly and speak like a young gentleman, if youwant me to answer you." "No, 1 sla'n't! No, 1 sha'n't! Let ]no go, you!". howled "his lordehip," kick- ing vigorously all around. '"Jeanneton -Jeanneton, I say! Je You* deneande, Jeatarieton1" "Miss Caerlyon," said Miss Trewhella, quite in a spasm of offended dignity, "don't ho3 Lord Eustace, in that man- ner, if you plevie. Come to me, Lord Eustaoe, my sweet love!" But leord Eustace, knowing perfectly 'well, with a child's unfailingeaeute per- ception, that beneath all Mies Trewhel- lads sugared tendernese of words she entertained as much real love for him as for a monkey, viper, or toad, or any other noxious and troublesomelittle creature, repelled her eareeses with even more threatening dem.onstrations. "Are you Lady Mountrevorai littI eon?" 'asked. Winnie, gerttly, looking earnestly and wistfully at the child. Hie existence, seen in the light of that far-off past, seemed so strange -that far-off time over the remembrance of which the years had drawn a gentle veining to soothe the unforgotten sorrow, when she had shrunk before his beauti- ful young mother, in the proud loveli- ness .of her early girlhood, as her joy- ous, succeseful rival, Why had she not been such imieed? Millie could never tell. She lied not married the cousin Who loved and ad - Mired her so evliose plighted wife- she had been. Why? The story of Mildred Tredenniek's grand alliance, the coronet she had. won for her haughty brow, the title of "my. lady," and the possession of the Mountrevor rent roll, formed answer sufficient to Winnifred's simple, romantic nature; and her fond, constant heart hadrequested even its own silent relief and gratification, at the unexpected ,news which reached her across the Atlantic, for did it not tell of pain and disappointment to bini who, as she believed ,had Joved proud Mildred Tredennick? And, besides, that fondly -cherished growth of her own wild folly ha -d been too severely ernsh- ed ever to bloom again. What Wee it to Winnie Caerlyon whether Tredenniels of Iliegarthen lived wedded or intwea- ded? "I ani!" cried the young gent"emao, with the air of a small emperor. "My father is Henry, Lord Mountrevoe, and rny mother's Mildred; Lady afonntre- vor, and -I arn tuatace, Lord Afoontree- vor; and. 1 am.—" "Decidedly an egotietical and eitierev little boy! spoke his ,mother's eteir, haughty knee Lehin?. Mm frani the open doorway, "Miss Caerlyon, 7 ileg to apologize for me- rude .ehild. Wbat nurse 7" She here, sir, and. where is your She spoke inodispleasure, without one indulgent, motherly /mile or eareee, and, with a feeling of eurprise and die - May, Winuie watelied her firm -white band gr asp the child's shoulder tightly, push blrn before her out of the room, and shut the door. "Between Lord Mountrevor aud his French nurse the boy has 'completely beeome tarct domestic nuisance, a spoil- ed pet!" she mild, with a careless laugh. "Ah, poor dear little 'fellow, he Was only asking me who / was!" extenuat- ed Winnie whose tender maternal heart thislittle episode lied troubled; causing her at the same time a quiek, Intangible sensation of wonder and Pity for tho young mother whose child was 01(1(3141y ga smallaa, source of ea ther pride or pleasure., "I third< Ile was giving you a good deal of gratuitous information beside," replied Lady Mountrevor, in the Wile tone, "a eanuot ineagiiie who teaeltee the child to speak in that detestably par- venu style," and the light of displea- sure in her ladyship's flashing eyee shone right on Miss Trewhella's moon, satiny, deferentaal simper, and extin- -gut/shed it on the spot.'"Will yon eotne into my sitting-romn until it is time for the gueetalto arrive?" Lady afountrevor said, coeeteously. "I fear they will; be a very limited number on such a ter - Able night aa this, This way, Miss Caerlyon. The room im warmer and more coinfortalele than the drosoing-100111, just now, I think," ana elle pushed aside one of the heavy velvet portieres that hung before the doors of all the prin- cipal rooms in Itoseworthy, and diodes - ed. ber Sults of apartments --four in all oecommunieating \vita pitch other -- beautiful nests of rooms, all blue -vel- a: and er pile Rbea-silk banging:a redol- ent of exotie perfumes from rare fOr- eign plena; in tall marltie jardinieres itt a Dresden lily vas, am! etrrleosivoilvitlo itniathi itlie.liartenairltiigwl!t ,y rltad t Mae Trewhella paused ‚.to watch, starettly 'crediting lier power t of vielon, until ;She SAW Winniee black tree glide in, followed by the haughty peerese in her long robe of glistening snow-white silks, without a touch of color to re- lieve their froety, wre.ithelike purity, Save the Massive bends of dead gold end emeralde clasped on her Waren ernes, and the great loeket hanging from the Meek velvet ribbon around her throat -the isiAendid locket with ite magnifieent emeatilde, evhioh her leder- ship wore so eonetently. Anil then the veivet eurtain elooted, And Itla the tete- sete4,0 interview between Whittle and Leidy lqountrevor front Miss Trelthelt la's oolong Wei " eta% sett row!" eilee zuttstrA ps turbedly. "Her high and mietty lady. eltip A -taking of her up Sol 1 tough SILO wirtadn't notice her no, more than i it )81,l'aiesetT. °Ire:It:11; the good fortune that foli to ,others .Wafi looked WW1. As a positive lose to herself; all that as not for her was against her in her es- timAtion; and it was. with a martred sense of unredressed wronos that the injnred lady betook herself to her mfs. tress's. t oi lett e, "Reely, Madam,. you'll be delighted when you eee Misa. Winnie," she com- menced, with so many smiles and such exCessive amiability that her mistreso at once, with inward Impatience, per. ceived lter abigall to be in one of her woret reooile--- she's dressed up 'so ety- liah, reely, and in such spirits! No won- der!" "Why?" • Madam coked, "Oh, Madam, no wonder! Why? ev- erything! Your invitth f lc r hero eo beautiful and. kind, and sending your cOrriage and horses for her. 14Tieltaets wet through and through going up Omit terrible bill at Tolgooth in the toerents of raise ADO the carriege's one pittnii,af yellow nutd. You never saw the like, Mad ate 1" "Do hurry with thet plait!". inter- rupted ber mistress, shortly. ".And her ladyship ma,knig so much soaftilstieire,a, pawlth thresuielpaltishasoTerfefliorloai her first pieee of information, and (vett,. ting it for another, productive. of pos- sibly greater annoyance, "Reely, 1 was surprised -quite as if Miss Winnie was her Oster -ea great 'lady like Lady Mountrevort Such condesceusioe, you knew, Madaral" Her leayeldp has a great many fari, eiRosi" eaid Madam, eoldly. "She has no. reason to feel my peculiarly deep inteio est in Miss Oaerlyon that 1 was aware "Ah, well, of eourse It's a *very nice thing for poor Miss Winnie to have Lady afountrevor notice her like that!" the amiable waiting-tie:man cootinued, smiling meditatively over her mistrefede violet 'dinnereareee, "Lady Mountrevor hes just the same 'ways as her cousin, Captain Tredenniek, hasn't she, Madam? Takeo up fancies, iota likingsand dislik logs for people, jseet like Captain. Ste- plien used"-sbe was putting the IAA touchea to Madam velvet's drapery, ana reserved her trump card to the last. "It's a terrible stormy night," She mar- mured plaintivcmy, ae if partly to her - C11, "I do hope it's all pose %weer, end the fine weather come before Captain Stephen comes -into the channel. Ma- dam, it is o week or ten days now until we may expect him? Mise Winnie vas :reckoning the time, but I forget whet she said.' "Miss Minuie!" Madam ejaculated, in- voluntarily, with an orgry start and contraction of her eyebrows. "Mies Win- nie knows nothing- about the probable ttrao of Captain Tredennick's return, fur- ther than he might learn from -common report," she continued, more quietly and carelessly. "You insist have been mie- taken, Trewhella." "Oh, 1 daresay -perhaps 1 was, Ma-. dam," Miss Trewhella returned, sneer- ing as broadly as she dared. "Yes; end you think I was mistaken, too, don't you? Oh, yes, ona you're not vexed at ail? Oh, dear oo!" Miss Tre- whella muttered to herself malevolently as she stood to Watch her stately mie• tress descending the mide marble stair - ease with slow, deliberate steps, look- ing So like a noble ' old white-haired queen in her purple velvet train, and with a. jet tiare on hersilvery rippled tresses. "You're too prima itha grand and haughty to see what's under your eyes; but it's not for want of nth showing of it to yott," elle went on, eyeing Lady Mountrevor's drawn por- tiere venomously, and debating. 'hether She dared venture inside it with her ear to the keyhole for a few minutes. "You are so grand, and everyone belonging -to you so high and mighty, you think she'e never dare! And she wouldn't, either -soh, no, not at Ali; And you wouldn't have had for your niece, seven years ago, the Coastguardmants daughter, Mrs. Stephen Tredenniek, only for ine a -pet - of you up to -flange, and a -telling of. you what he Meant -a -a great soft dolt with his paying vieits 'and taking walks, and twenty -pound pros:etas-We dear no! Atit she haven't been to Ameriea for nothing, with her painted cheeks and beeps of curie, like oue of the girls in the .stairyeeope pietures, running over here fetching and earrying foe Modem as soon as ever she heard telt of the Captain coining home -elicit meanness!" the gentle soliloquist said, with a writhe of her upper lip that conieleteav uncovere(l one slier» yelhot eye-tooth to the roots. "And my lady, with her notions,. a taking of her up, and making Jewel of her just for her contrary way - Id let her know what aliss Winnie wee planning, so meek and mild, if I dared to speak to her at all -only one might as well go eatch a needle or a hot flat- iron as meddle with. my Lady Mouele revor when she didn't like." But notwithstanding this alarming comparison of Lady Mountrevor's pow- eis of pUelehing unreiished interfereuce, as the i»imites Clippie4 by and that blue velvet curtain remained provokingly immovable, Mi Ss Trewhelia found iteam- poesible to resist one fleeting gratifica- tion of her angry eurioeity, end noise- lessly she slipped inside the folds. Unhappily the reward for her plateful puma of knowledge, demanding the doubling of her angular frame nearly in two, keeping the keyhole uneovered and her ear dieagrecaltly sqnsiezed against the oritiee, was seanty and unsatisfae- tory, resulting, in point of feet, ebnply in "white roses" ---a cluster of waxen - while bloeseims and drooping bads. Cost- ly, fragrant, arefullynu rt a re a greeit- houe treasures they were, nestled antidet dark green leave,-; ana mosso steme, in the slender pritnrose-hued hly vase. Ail ray Mountrevor and Whittle rose to leave the room the former neticea her romptlidell'a Silent gaze ef tion at the flowers. tDo you like flowere, Miee Caerlyon?" 144argestkyed. nrucle," said Winnie, her tunq fixed ors the ros ee as she turned ttanuti.,ilyaway- emu! those are Ao iibean- Lady alountrevor {lrew away from the Wile where the vase .stood with a slight- ly embavraesed "Come downstairs with me, and you shall eheose front the greeuhouse," ebe said, hurriedly; "yon will parlien mur not offering you those. I - of never wear theineethey are 50 fragile, Ana fade so aooni you know." 'Oh, Lady Mountrovor, how could you think that wishea for the flowerfrom your Vase!" exelaimea Viuniet in %tr. "They are indeed too fregile and beeutifui to be eruehed and withered in otude arm or hair "And yet you wear thenil" her ledy- iehip flaid, with a slight Annie, glaneing at the :spray on Wirmiede brown trawl., 60h, those are 1".relISII etintbrie and silk thinge," Mewled 'Whinie„ "but theta are- lovely pure white real ones, Tlesides.----" She -pouted with a timid ittish and elariee at Lady Won - traitor's eolds ettam fate, (To be Continued.) • Stop otozezing Quit. Sniffeling - Cure Your Coid The Soothing Vapors of Oatarrhozone ating Instantaneous Relief. Thousands of 1'est1mon1418 Prove `Mat Oatarrhozotte Curet% Permanently. 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Large size coste $1,00, and cc:Plana/le two months' treatment; emaller sizes, 25e anti 50e; all druggists and etorekeepers, OT The Catarrhozope 0o., Buffalo.. 'N. Y., and Kingston, tatioade. Two Elvis of roles. There are two kinds of poles.: the North and South Poles, which are the terminal points ef the earth's axis, aud the nuegnetie poles which are the pointe ou the earth's surface where the dipping needle stands precisely vertical; that is, wbere the dip is 00 degreesat the north inagnotie pole, the noTtli end of the dip- ping medal pointing vertioatly down- eevard, and at the eouth magnetie pole; the south eial of the came needle point- ing -vertieally doweivard. Owing to the peculiar magnetization of the earth t,lie magnetie poles are not ditimetrieolly op- posite. A straight line drawn from oue to the other Would mies the eentre of the earth about 750 milee, The north megnetie p•ole is in latitude 71) degrees 5 minutes mirth and longitude de- grees 40 militate., west, and the south magnetie pole .122 latitude 721/4 degrees eolith amt degreee east. -Christian Herahl, Sanol's Anil -Diabetes Ts the only remedy which has a record of complete cure, Price $2.00 at most leading Druggist& THE SANDI. MK CO, Limitell WINNIPEG, MAN. Deceitfttlly Polite. An Irishman was going along tho road when an angry bull rushed at him and tossed him over a fence. The Irishman, recovering from his fall, upon looking up, saw the bull pawing and tearing up the ground, as is the custom of the animal when irritated, whereupon he smiled at the animal and said: "If it was not for your bowing and scraping and your humble apologies, you brute, faix, 1 should think that you'd thrown me over this fence on purpose." -London now would you like to earn BIG MONEY in your spare time. Send your name and address to -day, and we will tell yon all about it, . M.O. Dept. 74 St. Antoine Street, Montreal, Can. PARENTS AT FAULT. emontreal (Medici Boys 08 'young as eight years picki.ng Ione feces and hegging from kinaly pockets and others not much older pull- ing though foolish ladies ,on the streets of Montreal, in order that they may gratify their tatite for unhealthy amusement that nets Fornething instead of healthy play that costs nothing, are ail unpleas- ant Sign of the eity's development. There ist a great field for the miesionary teach- er oeday, many parents seem to be ig- noring their auties to the ehilaren they are responsible for. 4+4 Only One. "BROMO QUININE." That le LAXATIVE BROMO tatThe'aTINDI. Look for the signature of E. W. GROVE. • Cures a Pellet in one day, Cureo aril) in owe d a ye. 1••••••.. ROAST DUCKS, - glean and stnif awl trues a pair sleeks. leave on 0 reek io adrippipg pain sprinate with salt runt pepper, aml eovor breft.8t of (Atli bird With two thin slices of fat pork. Tr wild allele.; are Mea, bake twenty to thirty militates 111 a very hot oven, basting every five minutes With fat An pan, If aomestie &wits are pre - Sanaa, reanee the heat and bake oeo and one-fourth hones. Varnish with Wat. l'cSs.--\V' ,nai2'q VorM for DclreMber. LOG6ING SLASH Greatest Menace to British Columbia s Forests. Lao Octobor the k'orestry Branch of the Depertinent of the Interior ealled a Meeting of the fire.rangera of the Rev- elstoke dietriet of the railway belt to dieeuse more effieient forget fire pro- teetiC41. Tilis conferenee deeirted that there can be 110 eertain hope of vonserving fOrest resourees till the sktele loft after logging operations, it disposed of. The experience Of rangers showthat owe a fire gets el, etart in plash an army of men ealmot eheck it. A. fire at ftol- dela J, 0., laet Jane was quoted tie an example, Mile fire started in eliodi where logging operatione Were being car- ried OIL 'Mewled by a strong wind, it obtained eueli headway that a large force of rnen emptoyea by the lumber company, who were right ou the ground, Mel to flee doe their lives. Tale fire raged. up an demi. the Columbia River for miles, aeetroying many a log- ging railway, A. large force of fire fight - ere proved helpless to stop its ravages. The eonference iteeerted that this slash problem is beemoing more insisterit and dangerous every year, as the cinentity of te increased by lumbering opera - Abell eatightetion „wee expressed by the <m.114)1'01106 ot a etatenient ina.de by the forest inepeetor, eating as ebair- man of the meeting, that the Foreetry Branch was to institute experiments as. -soon ae possible to aetermine the safest - and most economiccal method. of dispels- iug of logging slosh, Department of the Interior, Forestry Bram+, Prese Bullc- tirt No; 85. A NEEDED IMPROVEMENT. • (Rochester Herald.) Chicago is taking, steps .to banish the glaring acetylene lamp on automobiles, Whieh is responsible for so many street accidents. The genius which is at the command of the manufacturers ought to be able to produce something less ob. Jectionable.• Imease...*mogmAndm.mol**...**Arosalf€11.06 ON Wash Day 25 Makes the Clothes as Muirsgs 10 White as Snow cents. Try It 1. Manufsiclored hY The Johnsen -Richardson Co Limited, Montreal, Can, 14101111•11111. asees ete-- Forty years in net 20 year the elimulard, promibeti. anl room mended by phyrieituis. ror Virornan'o. Ailmonte, 1)r, Meartel'o. Vernal° rills, at yolg LABOR PARTY'S WISE MOVE; (WTI -treat Siazettoe The Isrltieli Labor party has formally nut itself en record in favor of woman eufirage. Its menthere are wise in their generation. There aro many more: work. nun's wives and daughters than there UV( wives and ilauguters of tredesinen end "melts," and the wives and daughs ters of workmen will be more likely to use tho vote if they get It than will be the wives and flautlitere ef men of other classes. The Labor party flees where its interst lies, Mtwara Liniment Cures Garget In Cows, MINING'S 1:)Al)l-Y TOL,L. ateehester Times) IL is a terrible reflection upon eor gnTernment, When life is Ikea 50 ebeap ly, that the records in only one tieetion of the state of Pennsylvania show that rani Men and boys itave been killed Ince 1870 In mining entre 'coal -the slum- bers of Voters registered in Scrantoe. If that many lives were lost in a battle it would he accounted as one et the olooa- lest of mOdorn tiMeS, How to Conquer Illietanafiora at YouOwn Home /1 you or any of your friends suffer front rheumatism, kidney disorders or ex^ cefis of uric acid. caueleg lameness, back. ache, mlisoular nainn; stiff, natant AWoh.. kin Joints, pain in tile limbs and feet; dimness of eight, itching skin or frequent neuralgic pins. I invite you to send for a generous Free Trial Treatment at MY Well-anowe, reliable Chronicure, with, re- ferences and full -particulars by Mail. (This is no C, 0. D. achemea No matter how many matt I -MVO failed I» your case, let me prove to you, free of cost. that rheumatism can be conquered. Chronis cure suoceeds where all else fails, einem- lcure cleanses the blood and reinOves the eauSe. Also for a weakened. ran -down condition of the system yea win find Chronicure a most satisfactory general tonic that makes you feel that lite ie worth living. Please tell yOur friends of this liberal offer, and send to -day for large free package to MRS, aL SUM- MERS, Box E. 8, Wiedson Ont. rea FORCED SALUTATION- OF THE FLAG. (Detroit Free Press) - Every respect and eel proper reverence ought to be Yielded by .Aarericans to the pational inbIeni, tint the bill now before the New jereey legislature to compel a ----daily salute to the flag by all school children is in the worst possible taefe, and if passes must inevitably work to defeat the very end at which it aim& The school bey has never assumed the autiee of eitizenship, nor professed al- legiance to this or any other country. He Is still tuader tutelage, end the effort of those haying tharge of his education dis- likeorti rattibetioe not a. fear of and merican 'rola, but a gen- lane reverence for It It is quite proper that every pupil given oppertutiity to al u t e the emblem voluntarily, but to compel him to do so savors mare or deti- palm). than of enlightened government. It oait isotheegiruite patriotiSm which make as n that counts, not mere for- mal respect sono emblem, et/trough that respect, if genuine, in most desir- able. If the New jersey shoot teachers will labor tactfully to inetil the first there will be no more trouble about the ,vecond. 4 LIKE MOST QUARRELS, Ina came in from the country on her fittli birthday to visit her Cousin May. At night they were put to bed early. An aour passed, whets heart-breaklitg sobs were heard from the children's TOM. "What is .the matter, claildren," asked May's mother, eptering the dark room. From -under the bedclothes Ina sob- bed out, 'May won't give me any of her „peanuts." "But May has no peanuts,' replied her a-unt. "I kno'w' that," sobbed Ina, "but she Said if she did have ' peanuts she wouldn't give me any." -Exchange. 61,600 EWARD For information that will lead to the discovery or whereabouts of the person or persons suffering from Nervous Debility, Fits, Skin Dis- ease, Blood Poison, Genito Urinary Troubles, and' Chronic or Special Complaints that cannot be cured at The Ontario Medical Institute, 263.265 Yong e Street, Toronto. "^ ALL MORMONS THEN. ((uelph Mercury.) A French doctor states that tile men of the future are golne to have fewer ribs. Clan it he possible that this will mean two or three wives for evert. man? •-•"•••^".•• Minatede Liniment Cures, Colds, Etc. HOME LIFE AT PAULT. (ttingston Whig) The trial of 1,500 cases before the juv- enile court in Mobtreal suggests te the eterald that there is sornethine amiss with the ethication of the boys teal girls. There certainly is. Their home I e is ser- iously, it not wholly, at tault BETTER THAN SPANKING Snanking does not cure children of bed - Wetting. There le a constitutional cause for this trouble. Mrs. M. Summers, Box W. 8, Windsor, Ont„ will send free to any mother her successful home treat- ment. with full instructions. Send no money, but write her to -day if your child- ren trouble Y.911 in this Way, Don't Warne the child, the chances are it can't help it, This treatment alao cures adults ana aged people troubled With urine die. !levities by day er night. - PROFEaSIONATt. Aneditora; little boy haul pleked up -much of hie father's profeselonal voealm- lary. After his father had explained the meanine of the word "hereditary," he eonekle'red the matter thoughtfully for a umlaut. ser," he said: "ita; a kind ot 'continued in our next.'" piLgs CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. Your druggist vill refund Money If PA.TO OINTAIENT fails to euro any Case Of ItC11- Ing. 13lintl, 131coling or Protruding Pllee in17 to 14 (lays. 40e. ANTS 'THAT SEW. A party of German naturalists roc. ently returued from Ceylon have re- ported the exiotence of a species; of ant that has been observed in the net of sewing two 'leaves together for the purpose or forming a nest. This re. port confirms the obeervatilorts of the latiglish naturalist Ridley, Made in 1890. They saw a row of the insects pulling the edgeof leaves together: then others trimming and fitting the, edges; and finally the completion of the work bY Atilt other ants, whieh fattens the edges with a- silky thread yielded by larvae of the same species the workers carried itt their mandibles. It Is said that the sewing allte pas tht4 thread -giving larvae like shuttles tltrough Wes in the (Aden of tho leaves.. NA -DRU -CO Ruby Rose Cold Cream IA toilet delight, with the exquisite fragrance of fresh roses. Makes chapped hands smooth and soft and keeps them so. Preserves the most delicate oomplexion against exposure to the severest weather. Try it - you'll certainly appreciate it. In 25c. epal jars, at your druggist's. NATIONAL DRUG AND CHEMICAL. CO. OF CANADA, LINgTED. 184 WITH IIALF A BRAIN. Daring the Swedish manoeuvres ft soldier named Blomquist received a bullet itt the head as the result of the awkwardness of a comrade. Trepan- ning was resorted to, and halt of the brain removed. The man was dis- charged as cured, and took his place itt the ranks again, but some of his faculties were found to be deficient, and in particular he Ilan forgotten how to rend and write. He was discharged from the army, wed was made the ob- ject of study by some doctors, Who -- to coin a word -re-educated him. In addition to his pension (says the "Standard") Blomouist receives an al- lowanee of £50 a year frojn a learned society, the members of. which 'wish to keep him under obeervatiou. The Nova Scotia "Inember Klieg" says: "f eousider MINARD'S LINTMlaih"J? the BEST liniment in use. I got my foot badly jammed lately. I bathed it well with niNA11,0'5 afliINT, and it was as well ae ever next day. Youre IneTy truly, T. 0, MeMITLLE_Nt WHERE ELJGNIes WILL FAIL. (Brantford Courier.) Eugenics are all very Well, but is the movement practical? ktardly. From the beginnning of the world men and women have cast in their lot to- gether and it may be Safely afirmed that they will continue to do 80 'until the enndevoefr tpheancbcalpipte, Cupid steps In it is a. safe wager that lie will alweys upset the eugenistical apple cart, and if legal c011,, tracts are not made there aro liable to be a lot more of the other kind, CANCER 1300 rree, A. simple Horne ireAhnest removed lump iron thielady'shreest Old gorge, ulcers awl eroatae cured. peseribe your trouble; we will steel 140021 a teehmottials, THE CANASna caalcari INSTITUTE, LMotto to cHuRoHILL AVE,. TohbNYO **.e.***.he .411.111.1,1"*.`"'"^4. A QUESTION OF EQUITY. (Pittsburg Gazette Times) In most of the allu8 and purposes itt life the sexes tire very much alike and, ballot or no ballot, have worked to. other towards a eonnuou goat. TheY did so in the past. they are doing so in the present and they will eentinuo to do so in tile future whether' Woniert vete or WlietAeri rule the werk hy melting the cradle. 1V120170 women vote in this country things are Very much oe woeee they do not Vote. Ithlargement of their young area win not perceptible change conaltione. The question of votes for women is ieee ono of benefite fOr the race than of etreity aMinw JSStTEN(). 7, 1913 POR *Aia,44 40.0.4" r`r ^ -" 4.1/41,Z '11; erZgirta,e-NvoOti4r.ssr A-, for sole. suet be sold. Good Lou- don. No better itt Onterlo, opipoomon here. About WOO Doe ot wool shipped frOot here lain year. Terme ettey to Nutt the buyer. Apply to D. Lewis, ILigli Street, Barrie, Ont. W.,* • ..."0"-^ fteAl. &'• ATE. 1Atoxrro74v YOU OWN 11DY101\.1- .14 ton proptaty-and want to sell quiok. IY---make me your very -lowest price, f,411411 est rash payrnent, and longest time tin - COUffichlo 11:4,1mont01t., Alberta. .."0110011.1M .0.••••71.1•,' dwoo...ro ••••••411...1.4,7 MISCELLANEOUS. iz AL 13.1to.tpo.litY IIANDAVOMIC.; Ladies wanted, we buy their worlo and sell them, all supplies even in email quantities at the lowest prices. Inetant l'atrens especially attended. to, Send. stamps to cover-POStage. We toace orders toe deeigne and stamping'. Open, titan la p.m. Embroideries Supply Co„ 4,1•J "range Street, Toronto, Chu - rt 0 YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR real estate, propertyor bushiettl We earl quickly dispose ot it for you throtigh our system. We may bave elient waiting who wants Just such a Pro - Petty as yours. Do not lose valuable titilp by delaying, Write Immediately. INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS AGEteety P.O. Box 204 Wellend, Ont. - • HIGHEST GROUND FOR REPEAL. fitocheeter neratin ttepreeentattve Adamson is of the opin- ion that President Wilson will call upon Congress to repeal the Panama Canal Toils law, became) it grants a Federal subsidy te monopoly. We thought alr, 'anoxia ingeel0n3 vanooment "of the plea that the cOncession. to American vessels 'MS a "stibeidy" would /soon alters to -Plague him, "Sall - slay" has len evil sound In American ears, and le capable of no effetely° use as a. eupharalent tor sOroCtlling much WorSe. We hOrAa that Preeidera Wileort Lir", mama the repeal of the Toll law on r•llY 01 the Several grounds that are eufficiont But we eheuld much prefer that he take this aCrtiOn of the highest grounds of all -that the law was paused In brohea teleh, and that 11 it he not repealed, it Neill stamp the International relations of tho United States with indelible dishonor. DMZ' a0?_ cf:14,7u4/4440- 416 712, _ . zjiabewoefori igyect,RAtam iheadlidiffeade • 1..1NEIT(ErcitAll.11111050,60cos emenassailise 611111, 11111 160:11 h'e the cLEANEST,SIMPL'EST,coulllESTHOME _DYE, one eau buy..WbY you don't even have to know whet NINO of Cloth yo•ir Co4dic uto made, .! of...So Mistalceo are rrapoettiblo. Send for Free Color Card, Story Dookia, and t Booklet giving resulte of Dyeing over other eolon. The .YOUNTSOT•r-RICHAT2DSON CO., Limited, Montreal. Panada. DO YOU KNOW That brittle nails should be rubbed with vaeeline every night. That in .cleaning painted wood - Work It is better to use a strong kerosene water than any kind of soap. That when it is difficult to turn ice cream out of, its can allow cold water to run over the outside of the eat. That in slicing bacon you should place the rind Side down on the table; cut ouly to the rind and when enough strips have been cut, slip the knife under them. I :4 A IVIOMER'S PRAISE OF BABY'S OWN TABLETS Mrs, Pierre Lambert, Pagitetteville, Queen says: "I read in tag papers of what Bailey's Own Tables were doing for ,other ehlidTen, 50 deeidod to try them fOT my baby, who Waii suffering from constipation and stomach trouble. They worked. like a charm, and 310W 1 always keep them in the beeuse and recommend theta to all my friends." Baby's Own Tablets cure constipation and indiges- tion; theyexpel worms, bread:up eolds and allay simple fever and make teething eogy, They are sold by medicine dealeis or by. mail at 25 mite a box from The Dr. 'Williams :taedieine Brookvitte; Oat NEED A SETTLER, (Ottawa. Evening Journal.) They are getting after the coffee trust at 'Washington, and, Judging by press re - Ports certainly there aro groynes ter suspicion, Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. *epee 'TWILL HELP THE cAusg, (Brantford Expositor.) The electors of New York State Mil vote in 1915 on a constitutional amend- ment providing for equal suffrage, If our rieightore fan into line with the suffrage proposition, the agitation for a. eltellar measure in Ontario will as - sumo rather formidable proportiene, --- THE KING or CORN REMOVERS Is Putnam's Niitless Corn Ex rite t 0 r. Forty years' sueeese in many la,nele proves the superioriteeof Patna ads Pain.. less Corn Extractor over every ot remedy, Safe, pai n le ea, p rote p t, Put• nem's Painless, Corn Extritetov nlooliti le ly eertain to remove eorns. Oold 1)y drug. gists, price 25e. HER RETORT. atlage) Tieht 'Weel-If you lost me, you'd Leve to" beg for money. ,His Wife -Well, it waved oome natural. Mlnard't L 'Willem cures Ciptheria, Q,111T1. Err. "What ditl Noah live on when the flood went away and the food in the frit' was all gone?" asked a Sundity teaelter of her elass. • "Deer eglicaleed n little gild, ti ter the otlidall.l'aftio gh on iip.--Wornaite Ifome Con:paid°ii y; irrsi taper rub, 111111". Filill 111 CWANIIITE11101144:-• 1,000 porsons moo tor ohreple copy Fre* to REVIEW IKE111011EIRT IIALII4 405 Mary St. utottion, coutiam — h " DISTEMPER, CATARRHAL EEVEtt AND ALL NOSE AND THROAT DISEASES (!titios tho m.Sek ftfltl ftet:4 n aprovvlitative for others. given int the tongue. Safe for brood mares rine an where., IIPPt ktilney temedy, Sohl I)N' all ilrm.glsim rind harnesshouses. ilisttihutorm -ALL WIII)Til,:14 \LT.: -1)Itri I- OIST$„ SPOHN Mittal0,Ale 00, tahititalltte, GOthatis lade V:64. A „..,44011