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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1912-12-12, Page 64 EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES, (Detroit aeree Press) "Tide weather le certainly rough o Rune people." "The poor, I presume you refer to?" 'No, the almost rich." "et don't understena you," "The fellows who own fur overcoats, lee too warm to wear them and it's tee cold to go witihout them," THE MARCH OF TIME. (Cleveland Plain Dealer) Virst Tenrist—What a magnificent ens - tie! The guidesays it's fifteenth eens torY, Second Tourist—Good graciouel now time flies with these old ruins! That Met caetle we paned waa only tenth century. HIGHER MATHEMATiOS. (Washington Star) "What tnakes You think Your wife can understand abstruse problems of tariff and finance better than you (Jan?" "Tbe fact that she's the only member of the family that could learn to keep thes core of a bridge whist genie." A PATERNAL TIP. (Doston Triteecript) "Mr. Pater, I love your daughter. Do you object to 111Y paying her attention?" "No, bnt I warn you that you'll find It a lot easier than paying her bills." 4* REMINISCENT. (judge) Reporter -4 suppose your success has been achieved only after a hard strug- ele? .A,ctor—Tes, there was a time when my name appeared oftener on a board bill than on a. bill hoard. 4.,, HOME FINANCE. (Buffalo Express) "Whet kind ef government do you favor in. the homer 'Check and balance." CLAIMING TOO MUCH. (Washington Star) "I met a man who insists that he neves made a mistake." "The assertion proves that he is not one of those men who never told a lie." WILL E3REAK EVEN. (Boston Transcript) Olbbs—You seem pretty cheerful for a siolt man. Dibbs—Well, YOU see, the doctor has put xne on diet, and I'll save enough on food to settle his bill. ALL HE HAD. (Judge) Henry Augustus was learning to dress himself; he was not as big as the name sounds. ;Mother, looking on, said: "Why, iny son, you have 'Mir shoes on the wrong feet!" 4 'Well," screamed Henry Augustus "they're the only feet I've got to put them onl" • • * A DEBT TO SCIENCE. (-Chicago Poet.) "What a d.ebt we owe to medical science!" he said, as he put down the paper. "Good heavens 1" she exelaiined. "haven't you paid that doctor's bill yet?" THE REAL TROUBLE. (Boston Transcript.) She—Don't you hate those women who try to oat like melee Ile—Yes, so few of them try to act like gentlemen. CLASSIFYING HIM. (Chicago Tribune.) • "Brother Hardeety, can't you make your contribution for the education of the heathen a little larger than usual this year?" "Dr. Goodman' Pm More than doubling it; I have juststarted that youngest boy of mine to -college." WEIGHT, 250. '(Judge.) lhild—Do you know what Photsom specialized in at college? Keene—judging from his appearance, it was gastronomy. 'THE HERO. (Life.) His Sister—His nose seems broken. Fiancee—And he's lost his front teeth. Ilia 'Mother—But he didn't drop the ball. NEVER AGAIN. (London Opinion,) "This portrait doesn't resemble me at all." "Pardon me, madam, but I once made a portrait of a lady that resembled her. AN ORIGINAL PLEA. (Boston Transeript) A Colored. mart wanted. a divorce on the ground of "exertion." "You mean desertion," corrected the lawyer. "No, gale she hahat left me," anssver- ed his client "I said 'exertion,' an' datat Oe ground perzaekly. She done ex- ert herself to make me miserable, sah. Put it on de ground ob exertion." RING OFF, (Judge,) Gaso—e Just met your friend, De Puy- singhauser. Is he connected with the wealthy New York family of that name? Paseo—No. Disconnected. ro4.40 ANTEDILUVIAN. (Boffalo nxprese.) stlinke appears to have outlived his usefulness?" "Yes; he did that 65 yeare ago." . "How old is her "Sixty-five." BETWEEN Two "COPS." (The Sketch.) The Magietrate—What brooglit you to this? ° The Prisoner—Two coppers, The Magistrate—Drunk,1 etippose? The Prieoiter—Ytts—both of 'em. se* UNDAUN-rgo ENTEAPRISE. (Waehington Star,) "Whet did that enapellot man say when you epoke long and harshly to him for taking your pietere?" "Ile thanked rae," eta tho eminent pereonage, "and said etty chatty remarks would go very nicely with the picture ae an interview.° A MASCULINE PASTIME, (Buffalo Iteprees.) "Do you think golf nitable genie for womeot" "I eshould esty not. Why, I eaw a man pleying end all he did wee to walk tfetind a field with n(.1,11) nt his hand nee etop every few mhtateie to ewestr," A CASE IN POINT, (Batton Treiteeript.t `fest ehould take o viteafion, eha ell tiller( 'benefit ity tt resit." "ttnre! Erne the ettleedar 14 freehened up by takiees It month off," !NO 1.1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 E 1T7' insome es No▪ • err 111111111111111111111111.11111111111111111111111M1111/1111111111/ CHAPTER X. "What a sulky sort o' way that there maid do go on with, to be ewe!" Mr. Patecoe remarked, with a diseetiefloti *cowl in the direction of the wearer of the print dress, who was in sitting (mt. side tile window, in the eoft sumnier twi- light, with little, peevish, whimpering, clinging Louie in her armas usual, "Ali! responded Mrs. Otterlyon, with 'a too of her head, "Ws beeause she's not off to her grand comPa.ny every evening as site used to do." "Ay," hfr, Poneoe said, with a deeper ecowf; "/was high time to atop that there railing halter grand ladies and grand gentlemen—high time, 'Lezabethi" "Well," explained Mrs, Cearlyon, ehort- ly, as there seemed to be a certain amount of blame charged to her in. her worthy cousin's itecents, "'twits madam stopped it herself—all you'd have said for a, twelvemonth wouldn't have made her leave else," "And you'd 'ave allowed her tCt *tan Woutil )4?" Mr. Pascoe demanded, in a higher key, transposing aspirates abund- antly in his vehemence. "You'd /Wile hallowed that maid to go on making of herself a country talk, with her visits to Resewortety ond her coming home at daybreak with strange sea opted's, and getting grand presents front 'em4 would 'e—would 'e? The I tell '9j7dezabeth, you might pretty soon 'eve keeped 'eel' maid shut up at home, for she eouldn't show her face tubrood." , "What &ye mean by that, cousin' ThOMEter Asked Mrs. Caerlyon, Angrily. "The maid haven't lost her good name --bave she—that ye should speak like that?" "She's not thought none the better of, ean tell 'e,9 Mr. Pascoe retorted, with a nod of assurance, his foxy face hard- ening into a spiteful smile. "Mise Wini- fred. is none the better for her grand friends and her grand nreeents—I heard many a one making remark 'bout it," - "They were talking greatly of that fine fur jacket the captain gave her, I know," said. the atop-raother, her better feelings of justice and common sense oone tending with her jeatiou.sy of "Lady Wini- ford."—aa she bad taken to calling her when in special inmate of ill-temper—and ber provincial keen -edged . delight in acandal of whatever nature. "I heard aunt Mary and coushe Anna Maria Cart - hew going on about it In a great way, saying that be must Mean something by it—that he wouldn't go give gulnea jacket to a girl unless he meant • o go farther; but-lisn't likely, I think, though Winifred'a genteel -looking sort of girl when she's dressed out." • If Mrs. Curly= meant this sts Politic speech, implying that Mr. Pascoe had better make sure of Winifred whilst he could—this tardy proceedings in tide matter being a vexation of spirit to her, now especially since Winifred's sal- ary was lost—She eignally failed. Mr. illhonnte Paecoe, having a .seeret emesciousneas that, as a rival to Captain Tredennick, he would not fig- ure very nobly, and possessing likewise ,great amount of Urlah Renee pecu- liar description of aumbleness: was stung isto a dangerous state of defiance of 'cousin 'Lezabeth" and everybody else. "No, 'tesn't likely— 'toilet very like- ly," he said, sneering in an ugly fash- ion that distorted his thin lips and long sharp nostrils—wtesn't very likely that Tredenniek o' Tregarthen's cosing to as 'e for your daughter; and ye% wait a petty good. time, 'Lezabeth, before hanybody will, 'tis my opinion, and. so I tell e. Tredenniek o' Thegartben dedn't oome after her for no good, as I heard It remarked, weth his fine talk and hie twenty -pound jacket. to a poor maid. And if ye choose to let her go to ruin ye may. and—" "Hold your tongue!" said Cousin 'Lezabeth, in a passion. "Tredennick o' Tregarthenie never going to darken these doors again; and. the maid stays at la.ome and .does her work, and. what more would ye have? If you'd married the girl nix months ago, you'd have no need to be watehing and prying after her now; and if you don't mean to mar- ry her, you'd better hold your tongue, I tell ye. What's a maid but her good naen.e? You'd. best not let John (Ater- lyon bear ye taking away Ms daugh- ter's character!" She flung her eewing-thimble, reel, and scissors violently into her baeket after the energetie manner whfili the god lady affeetedawhen she labored from an accees of spleen, and dashed out of the room with somewhat unne- . ceesary speed and noise. . "What are ye keeping the child otrt there for, with the dew falling on her?" she demanded, harshly, from the porch - door. Winifred Caerlyonroused from her long reverie withdrew her yearning eyes from the far twilight horizon of the Mean, lost in the depths of silvery shrouding haze; she had been singing the "Credie Song" again to soothe Louis— "Over the rolling water go, Conte' from the drooping moon and blow— Blow him again, again to me, While my pretty one sleeps— While rny loved one sleeps!' b—and the dark deep eyes were (listened aud glowing with the passion of wild fanries ana hopes and longings, gazing out over the wide heaving expose of ocean veiled in twilight ethadows. -"She is covered with my thaw', mane- ina---X will bring her in now." The yoke was very gentle and taint with weariness, the quiet rime very white and patient, the drooping eyelide languid. with "the weight of unshed teate." Elizabeth Caerlyon. shrewish and tate lOving, had yet a heart whith eould be touched, and Thonote Paseee's late ins elnatations had at last provoked her in- to taking her etepdaughteree part. "I've heerd of st dog in the manger," she muttered, partly studibte for Mr. Paricoete benefit--" there are people, who'll neither fake t thing thenutelvee, nor let a thing be for other people! You've got a pretty white faee," the nldeiI,sharply, but not unkindly, tie 'Winifred teaestil her in--"what'e the en at ter?" "Nothing, merrima—I ant tired," eaid 'Manic. "May / go to bed?" "Peacoeht here,',hinted the stepmoth- er, el ortivs Theee wee a kind of anguish in the girl's begird look as she reepitted plead- itiglys "1 ere mo tired, 1 ean notsleeks, to any One. May 1 go to bed?" "Vest of eoursel" Mld, Mis Catelyeti, Onappieshlys "What did ye go WOrking yourself like that for? Work% keep, think." Nevertheless), she unioeked a certain tleht, Yellow -painted enpboard in the kitaten, took out it bottle with a dark fragrant *ph* carefully mixed le por- tion with hot water and sugar in a tum- bler, and took it upetairs to the little room where the pale evening light fell through the dormer window on the patchwork voverlet of the narrow toed and the white face of the dark-haired girl lying on the one smell hard phlovr. "You drink this now'" Weh innle," e said, shortly. "You're like One bed got a chill. Nil send ye to seep." "Oh, thank you, thank you, mamma," returned Winie, struggling up in sur- prise. g am only tired, though," The trembling voice 'broke down in a sob, Which evidently bad not been the first mince she had lain down beneath the patchwork coverlet. "What on earth. are ye crying for?" asked Mrs. Caerlyon, impatiently "Be- cause you're not off at Roeeworthy, suppcse?" "Oh, no, no, no!" Winifred burst out in stormy weeping. "You know I'll never go there again —never, unless she came and asked me kindly, and apologized to you and fath- er. Madam did not treat me as she ought. I was .sorry a good deal after she went off so suddenly to Kent with- out telling me—only that one short note with my salary due. It was so un- kindl" "You needn't wake up all the chil- dren," interposed Mrs. Caerlyon, Warn- ingly. "Then, if you're not crying about her, what are you crying for?" "1 didn't feel very well—I don't know," Winnie faltered, crying more quietly, though her suppressed sobs shook the narrow bed. - "Because raSeoe's here?" persisted Win Caerlyon, "You're a pretty xnaid to cry because a man comes courting ye," she went on, More jocularly. "I am thinking Susanna Edwards -would give him a different welcome." "Then let had" Winnie cried, wildly. "Oh, maranea, don't you know that I cannot bear him like—like that I had rather die any day. I shall die if you don't send him away, and let me alone! He does not care one pin for me; he wants me only to make a servant of me—and I'd rather stay here and work for you and the children. Oh, mother, do send him away!" she wailed, clasping her hands tightly on her step -mother's arm. The overthrow of her pet project vex- ed Mrs. Caerlyon very considerably—it had vexed her many a, time these four months past, since Whinifred had. been summarily dismissed from madam's ser- vice, although to do her justice, madam had written rather apologetically re- specting her sudden decision . to visit relations in Kent, sending Captain Tre- dennick's fetal present to its owner along with that short, satin paper, crested, perfumed note; but it had been a dismissal, and a pointed and abrupt one, after all, and hapless WInnie had met the brunt of a storm of anger, sur- prise, cross-questioning, taunts, and suspicion worse than aught else—sus- picion, even from her father, although Sohn Caerlyon b,ad been born and bred a gentleman, and might have shrunk from branding his daughter's stainless brow with the imputation of levity of conduct (he would not admit that there was more of irritable fatherly anxiety than anything else in the harsh words that insulted the poor child's maidenly pride)—suspicion gathered from the gab- ble of serpent -tongued gossipers and from the cowardly innuendoes of the base -spirited fellow who sought to hum- ble and crueh the spirit out of the wo- man whom he had chosen for his future wife. But all their persecutions, threats, insulting advances and prying surveil- lance never for one moment 'made that lonely, friendless, sacl-hearted girl un- true to herself—untrue to her heart's passionate devotion. She never once took refuge in the usual feminine cowardice of the assertion, "What do I care for him? He is nothing to me-" The steadfast truth of her noble wom- anly nature never once leaned toward the denial of the accusation which rankled in the very depths of her inno- cent virgin soul. Her lips grew white and dry with agony, but they never ut- tered the lie, "I do not love him," when they flung the name of her "fine gen- tleman lover," Tredennick of Tregarth- en, at her, try to overwhelm her with helpless confueion and shame. From the tried shield of Whittle's brftve spirit the darts fell powerless that should have stung a fierce, impat- ient spirit into desperation, or moulded a feebler, more selfil one to tearful, complaining obedienee, when elle was openly warned that she had better give no further occasion of offence to her family; that, her conduct having been faulty—or at least such that the gos- sip could find fault 'with it, the two not being by any means a matter one and Indivisible—she would probably do well to endeavor speedily to stet it as well as herself right in the estitnation of Susanna Edwassises and "cousin Anna Marks" of the neighborhood, and that it behooved her particularly to take care that her relatives sustained no lose in either peeuinary meters or credit on her account. A worthy young man, in his great maglianintityl Was willing to marry her, and make her a respectable matron, with a decent home of her own —a house with a spare bedroom, and a best parlor with haircloth sofa!—that Is, provided she showed herself sensible to hit goodness, grateful obedient and bumble minded enough to meet his ad. veneet half way. In this manner she might to some extent atone for her for - neer love of extravagant fine ladies, and for "running after" fine gentlemen, evlio gave her twenty -guinea Presents. "'Teens ectindatousi" Mr. Pascoe deli- entely affirmed; but neither his mag- nanimity nor hie indignation eowed or influenced Winnifred, Beyond briefly informing hint that she would much pre- fer being flung over Tregarthen Head, or down one of Tolgootles mine thefts, to spending her life with him, even if he were the Duke of Cornveall himself, she made no response to hie advance'. So her step -mother had angrily seen day by day that her schetne for lifting a double burden off the household ex - penises and the entire future provision or Sarah Matilda VAS falling to the ground. It had fallen altogether now — there WAS 110 1166 in ntending with an obstinate girl any longer, Mrs. Caerlyon Saki in vexed decision; the Watt "worth her keep" too, dealdedly, and there were Mors to he blamtd in the matter than Winifred. "I don't *ender at the nutid ond bit," she said, hae that MOS eirenleig, glving histoi * final "piece of her mind, r saw young man keeping oom. . pally evItii a girl in such a fathion, 'Tien t any wonder ehe vaa't bear the eight of yet Ye never tusked her to go out for • bt Of atey's pleaeurings ond *pent your Money free an another young moo would, or offered her As Pitlen al a yard of ribbon for a preeentl Girls can't bear a man that's mean when ho' e court. ill and that the troth of it, Thernael't Pascoe was eating itie oupper and particularly enjoying Et, cold •mutton "paety," bread-aucheheese, end hot gin - and -water; be reetrained his anger until he lead emptied the tumbler aud finished the last of the "patity" crust, and. then he erose and wiped his fingers with a. darkly determined air, "I'm mean, am 1, 'Lezabeth?" he said, threateningly. "Do 'e tell me that I'm mean? I'm mean, nm I—becauee I don't go to fling my wages away, buy- ing *finery and stuff o' nominee to pleaee a girl that don't know when *he's well off? I might have the naore te !Mend on your child for all my meanness, 'Tem- beth—it might be better for your Sarah Matilda, if I was mean, though I wasn't mean enough to refuse to give her the best my wages could afford, And do for her as ef she was my,,own—an 'a go tell- ing of a man that he's mean!" "I Intid girie don't like a mu to be mean about money when he's paying ''ern attentions, Thomas," eorrected Mrs. Caerlyon, more coneillatingly. "Well, then, I tell 'e," Baid Mr. Pas- coe—that worthy young man's spirit be- ing roused to a pitch of desperation he- tween the insult, to his unparalleled gen- erosity, as he considered it, and the threatened attaek on the "wages" he loved to hoard up so economically in the county bank—PI tell 'e that some one else can buy ribbons and silks for Jeer daughter, for I won't—nor have nothen more to say to her neither—an' eo I tell lei An' le told 'e afore that I'd have nothert to say to a maid that I have no great opinion of. Winiford can get rib- bons and silks where she got other things, and I'll not have no more to Kay to her!" • Tide awful threat, Mr. Pascoe doubted not, would have the eatiefactory effect of making Ms cousin apologize, aesuring him of her continued. oetermintion to coerce Winifred into proper behavior, ad- mire him for his prudence and his de- posit in the county bank, and humbly coax him into more generous promisee of patropage on behalf of Sarah Matilda. But Mr, Caerlyon's spirit was thor. oughly roused too; elm began to con- sider that it Was better, after all, to liave Winifred's efficient services for herself; and at the bottonatof her heart was a little lurking pity for her patient .step -daughter's trouble, and a faint lurk- ing hope that something might wine of it, better even than Thomae Pascoe's generosity. "She'll not have any more to say to ye—so ye needn't take much credit to yourself in that way, Thomas," said "Cousin eLzabeth," seathiegly; "and since that's the way ye speak -of her, I'd be sorry she did. I've 'no doubt the maid will find as good a. friend, and bet- ter a sweetheart than you, whoever he'll be." "Ah—Tredentrftle a' Tregarthen," sneered Mr. Pascoe, driving his hands nearly through his coat poekets in his jealous rage. "Well," , said "Cous• in "Lezabeth,". keeping the whip hand with calm super- iority still, "what of it, Thomas? Treden- nick o' Tre.garthen might . look lower than. John Caerlyon'e daughter. A lef- tenant in the Royal Navy is as good as the captain of a merchantman, any day, Thomas Pascoe, and I am not very sure, Thomas Pascoe, that any of Leftenant Caerlyores daughters heed go a -begging for husbands—nor I ant not very sure, Thomas Pascoe," continued his offend-. ed relative with frightful iteration, as her temper rose higher, "that Winifred Caerlyon could not marry as good ea a mine -purser any day --and so I tell ye!" Mr. Thomas Pascoe thought of his house with the spare bedroom and beat parlor, with haircloth sofa of his deposit account at the bank and hie generous intentions regarding Sarah Afatilda, and could scarcely believe his senses. But "Cousin, 'Lezabeth" thoroughly looked as if she meant what she said; and when she went into Winifred's room before retiring to rest, and eaw the weary look on the thin, white, sleeping face, and the dark wet eyelashes -z -even in her dreams the girls was oppressed with sadness -- she would have spoken the "piece of her mind" over again if need be. "The maid looks," said she with some troubled anxiety ---"the maid looke as if her heart were breaking!" CHAPTER XT. "Aunt Vivian, I always considered you to be a person possessed of ex- cellent tette," any reason to change your opinion?" 'Indeed, IVIlldred love—have you had Mise Treddeniek rose slowly, and with deliberate grace ,froni the velvet sofa on which she had been reclining, walk- ed over to the mirror and arranged e ii•iuesd. he d braid of her dark rich chestnut hair with greater effect before elle re - "Rather, I understood that that little companion of yours was quite a pretty, interesting young creature," "Did I say so, Mildred?" Madam Vi. vian asked, turning round from the dresaingstable where Mies Trewhella was meekly and silently arranging her mistrees's beautiful (silvery hair .ancr lace head-dress. "You implied so'," responded Miss Tredennlek, earelessly—Madam never awed her, or made her nervous; "I ene. derstood that She was a clever, lady- like, Intelligent, pretty girl. She did not seem to Inc to be anything but a cern- mon, poor eountry girl, like a, servant." "She waa_looking terribly poor and shabby to -day, Madam," interposed Miss Trewhella, with a /simper; "Miss atildred—Mise Tredennick was quite surprised." "I never said that she 'Wee pretty — never thought so," Madam said, coldly; "but she was iny companion, who sat at my table, Mildred; therefore it Was impotusible that she coUld be it servant." "Oh, then it was you who gave me the impression of her being clever, end attractive, and showy, and all the rest of it," said Mildred. Sredemilek, turn- ing to Trewhelle, and repeating, to the lady's-maid'e consternation, with plaeld unconcern, what she hoped "the young lady" had listened to AA it eotifidential. communication. "I imagined her," add- ed, Madam Vivian's nieee„ "to be quite a peculiar, bewitchiteettlooknig girl ---st elevers eatrees-lik e, intriguibg young W°"0111hal Mildred—Mies Tredenniek I be your pardon—I never " began Mite Trewhella, breathleedy. "Thewhelle!"-eried her mistress, With a haughty turn of her head. "A elever, netrees-like, intriguing young woman/1 repeeted Miee Tredett- nick, «who inveigled my eottsin, Captain Tredeeniek, into admiring her eeeeed- ingly." (To be Continued.) 0•0.0..004.0411.44 fiSti at Billsonts lodging houae, are elote not?" "NO, at the C'hoiroondelea apartmente." "Wheto did you mover "Didn't motes They Pet ch., 04 the name *ral, put up the rent,040 ton prstioript. (•47Ploot44 .407 tifvor-0 Butt .11 Rubbers to Shoes '14 SIMPLE SALAD DRESSING. Salatle are easy to make if the clreeti- ng is ready, Hero is a simple strolling which may be made in two or three quarts at a time and. kept In Jere ready for use, rive tablespoonfuls pastry flour, 2 tablespoonfuls butter, II -2 tea- spoonfuls xnueterd, 3 eggs, 1 tableepoou salt, 2 cups milk, 2 tablespoons sugar, 11-2 cups week vinegar, 1 teaepoon on. ion juice, These are the right propor- tions for a (pert of this inexpensive dressipg. 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"Sure 1 do," replied the youngster, "I can feel it tick." "Tommy," said the mother of a five- year-old, "I don't believe you washed your hands and face this morning.' ,"Yes, I did, mamma," lie rejTled. "If You don't believe it look at the towel,'' Stranger—Why, little girl, whaz are you orYing for Little Q1rl—'(P,tl3 1 as cUt walking with nay nsoapp. ani I—T. inn, end l'm agraid marnmA sal spank me ir t home without larn,—Ciiicago News. Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pills are not a new and untried remedy— our grandfathers used them. Half a century ago, before Confederation, they were on sale in nearly every drug or general store in the Canada of that day, and were the recognized cure in thousands of homes for Constipation, Indigestion, Biliousness, Rheumatism and Kidney and Liver Troubles. To- day they are just as effective, just as relible as ever, and nothing better has yet been devised to 43 Cure' Common Ills • WORTH MENTIONING. Freak skirte, 'Evening muffs. Ermine ecetts. Velvet tea eee ta Tapestry effects. Bueklee of brilliants. The peer] opera volt. The leopard skin vetistenet, The antelope boot to match a 'velvet "`lililtelnel4a1hIC tunics thlted to match the evening dreks foundation. Beads in every possible shape end in all modish colors,. 4- • 40 - Dread of Asthma makes countless thousands mtserable. Night after night the attacks return and even evhen brief respite is given the mind is still in torment from continual an- ticipation. Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Asth- ma Remedy changes all this. Relief comes, and at once, while future at- tacks are warded off, leaving the afflicted one in a state of peace and happinees he once believed he could_ never enjoy, Inexpensive and sold almost everywhere. •• • ART AND INDECENCY. "Of couree," said Arte"ive have noth- ing in common." "Of conrse," said Inireeeney. "Nit as long as I get you tolerated • by the pollee and you get me eared for by the peynee public, we have mutual interests," said Art. "Precisely," said Indecency. And so the world. was, after all, big enough for both.—Life. •111 • 44. A Prime Dressing for Wounds. -- In some factories and workshops car- bolic acid Is kept for use in cauter- izing wounds and cuts sustahled by the workmed. Par better to keep on hand a bottle of Dr. Thomas' Electric OIL It Is Just as ouleic in aetion and does not scar the skin er burn the flesh. There is no other Oil that hes its curative qualities. A BUSY WOMAN'S THOUGHTS. It always amuses seine people to find n actor hurnan. Aeronauts alevaye move in the highest Orate, , A etiff eat wind induces the sentimen- talist to mush. Withont some variety the feminine World would not be worth it salt, egovering "angels" are often been in the Ivinee Of a theatre. Meking ones merit 'should alwaym he one with indelible ink. SIMPlitity is born, bet made up, To glitter oonversationally is less ad- mire -hie than -to eXeite St general glow. SOLD HER HATs e (St. John Telegraph.) If Miss Natalie Greeu, of Steubenville, 0, ever attenele another rummage gale she 00 ibarehendett She served as A clerk at sale of cest-off articles, held under the auspices of a local chaeltable 'society, having eliarge of a counter where eeeond-hand millinery was being eeld at 25 eents. Having plaeed her own $60 hat on the eounter, she eoldeit by inietake to a eustomer for the eounter- plice, 25 emits, If one be troubled with oorns and wierts, he will tind In Holloway' Corn Cure an application. that will eutirely relieve suffering. HETTY'S BOILED ONION. (Exchange.) Mrs, Iletty Green seers: "I may be worth $26,00a000, or I may be worth $200,000,000; I would have to guess." But elie says she is sure of one thing, viz., that a boiled onion is "the greet- ed protection against disease germe. always have a boiled onion with tried' ehe says, "and I always chew on one when I am Iningry , I have been doing so for twenty years, and as af result I haven't had a sore throat in that time." It takes a philoeoplier to think more of boiled onion than of tens of millions of money tratih. What does Andrew Carnegie .do for a sore throat? rime &Ivor TORONTO In Centre of Shopping and Business District. 260 ROOMS --100 with Private Baths rali3OPBAN AND AMERICAN PLAN i ( A la Carte Restaurant ' SAM, H. THOMPSON, PIMP. 441.111.4.W THE RIGHT TO SPEAK. (Philadelphia. Revord) In woman's demand for the right of suffrage the right to talk politics is Plied. Why should women desire to vote If not for tbe purpose of taking part In the government and giving effective expression to their political convictions? Nor is there ales* reason why such partic- ipation in public affairs should be forbids den to women until after they bave ob- tained the suffrage. We do not believe that either one of the greater parties has done or has promised to do, more than the other for the political emancipa- tion of womankind; and we should he loath to have the question made a foot- ball of partisan politics. If any suffra- gist is of eontrary opinion, however, it is her privilege to suit her words and actions to her thinking. Free speeeh Is a coronary to enatikepation. BETTER THAN SPANKING spanking does not cure children of bed- wetting. There is a constitutional cause for this trouble. Mrs. M. Summers, Box W. 8, Windsor, Ont.,- will send free to -any Mother her successful home treat- tnent, with full instructions. Send no moneY. but write her to -clay if ybur child- ren trouble you in this way. Don't blame the child, the chances are it can't help it. This treatment also cures adults aria aged people troubled with urine dif- ficulties by day or night. • w A FEW STREET OAR RULES. (Chicago Tribune) transfer when paying O your fare foroza back to the conductor oei;Oer at Issees:, and demand it in an injured tone. He should have reminded you of It. Remember that while you have had YOur troubles all day the conductor has had nothing to do but ride back and forth and exchange pleasantries with congenial and considerate ladies and gentlemen. If the conductor, after being the target for bad money, bad breath, bad language and had manners all day, shows signs of irritation during the rush hour, take his number. Christmas is coming, and if he lLas no job he can't spend his money foolishly. = THE POULTRY REVIEW PUBLISHED MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION . $1.00 PEi: YEAR Brimming over with useful inforrnation for beginners and old hands. 111..kes a very acceptable and instructive Christ- mas gift. SAMPLE COPY UPON' RE- QUEST. HERBERT HALL, 405 blare St., flatit:aa, Ont. 4 • CLEANING BOTTLES. To clean water bottles, pickle Jars or any glass that is stained, when un- able to get tlee hand in. to wash pro- perly,. crush the hell of an egg small enough to get through the neck of the bottle, add a little warm water, shako well, and you will not only find the glass clean, but the bottle nicely polished. .N1lnard's Liniment Cures Glarget in Cows. -.. 9 Legend of the Sunken Bells. Somewhere beneath the sail of Suesex, England, there lies a peel of bells, while in the church neat by a solitary bell ealls to pryaer. In the middle ages, it is said, a eertain valiant knight wished to present to the rhureh 0 peal nf bells that should be of -use and perpetuate his memory as Well, but the vessel that hvought tItent eareened ou approaching, the harbor, and the bells fell oat end sank into1ii ininlz.Thereepon ihe n or deein reel "Never Phan the dwelt have a chino - Until that peel I gave it be dragged front the eat by a team of milk white oxen," The oxen foamed. to have been diffie cult to obtain. At any rate, the fact re. litabIA that to this daythe edilice to whieh the pious knight made his bone. faction hale never poeseeeed more than a single READY FOR GREEN STRIPLINGS. Iliratna-I tell ye, Cy, them Noo Yawl: eollagee is always up to date, Cy—Ye don't mean it, Itiritme--Yep. This paper says they teach grafting in the State leoreetry Sehool, "Could you help Inc tO take4 clueken apart r Read the bride, "I'm afraid not? Answered the groom. ":t know iferj tagnit machinery.° Beaten 41- 00144 4 (lABINOT .144.JCIARM AND OSE New Or liana Wanted; Men weed to f ernes ture wora. Nowbigging VaDinst 00.1, Ont. AA, AdiTZD—COAT, VANte AND e makers at sauce. .4. 1.1cTaVieh, M' ton, Ont. "atene ZA 1:41, '1 -1.034004, qr• One of the annoYancos al muddYk slustY streets and roads is the dif- ficulty to be found in keeping over. shoes on the feet. And old shoe might fit very well, but it also has a tendency to stick in the road when the ground is the least bit boggy, A good way to keep the shoes 'on is to fasten a small tongue W the back and have a button sewed on the Shoe onto whieh this tongue Cell be fa,sten- ed. If the button holo in the tongue Is carefully made the tongue will last as long as the shoes. A Successful Treatment eKre. Edward Kennedy, ot Meriden, Conn'« 40 years old, was advised by her Physiclien to try Dr. Mertelles Female Pills, oho did so with wonderful resulte. Thousands of others would say the same. 20 years the standard, at your Druggist. "H E R"BA LOT. It is an almost forgotten fact that the first Constitution of New Jersey adopted in 1770, Provided explicitly for woman suffrage. "All inhabitants of this Cole ony of full age, who are worth fifty pounds proclamation money, clear estate in the same, and have resided within the county in which they claim, a vote for twelve months immediately preceding the election, shall be entitled to vote for Re- presentatives in Council and Assembly and also for alt other public officers that shall be ekited by the people of the countryeest large." eldi this was no string -tied grant of ae ballot. that "all inhabitants" meant inhabitants ant not merely all male Inhabitants otherwise qualified, is prov- ed by the equally forgotten fact that un- der the foregoing constitutional warrant the .New Jersey Leg,Islature passed an net regulating elections and actually one.. taining these mernerable words: "Every voter shall openly and in full view ue- posit this or HER ballot, whIch, shall be a Bissale written ticket containing the names of the person for whom he or she votes." This election law with "his or her" and 'theses She in it lived for fourteen years. It was then repealed in 1807. The right then recognized lay -dormant for sixty-two yeara until the Territory of Wyoming, 1 1889, gave the ballot to women. Othea states followed. The women are marching on. Was there somewhere in that myster- ious space bounded by four dimensions another procession headed by the exult- ant shades of Lucretta Mott, Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan Brownell An- ti -stale who faeed ridicule for so many years and laborecl with such womanly eourage for the New lersey idea of 1779? —New York Sun. 1441.4.4•••••••••4..4.4•MunVommimmegam.4......x.o••••••99..., was cured of painful Goitre by AIIN- A_ISD'S LINItIENT. BAYARD Afell Pliatb-m, Ont. oae eured of inflammation by -.NUM- ARD'S 1.1.NIMENP. MRS. W. A. JOHNSON. Weida Ont. I was .eured of Facial Neuralgia by MLNANT'S LINIMENT. J. IL BAILEY. Parkdale, Ont. IF YOU CROCHET OR KNIT. -Chrietnias is eorainee And gifts are in order. The scarf may be lovely. The shawl is preferred by Sonte. Knitted mittens are classic gifts. Bedroom slippers are noted ifl. slipper stiteh. Toques and reps thus builded are much faVored, The knitted blouse or coat is one of the big gifts. A child is likely to appreciate a muff and collar set in softest wool. Send Post Card, to- coys day for, how to make and "Easy Pocket Money" ;1110 Girls' Now's the Time. .Address P.O. Box 1256, Montreal HOW HE CAPTURED HER. Here is a copy of a eommunication sent .by a young man in Cineinneti re- cently to a. young lady at Dallas, Texae. it was typewritten, and it resulted in a wedding shortly afterwarde: lovers sat beneath the ehade, And 1 un 2 the other said: "How 14 8 that you, be 9, 'Have smiled upon this enit of mine. If 5 a heart it palps for you; Your voice is inn 0 melody; 'This sweet to be your lover 1 2. Say, 0 nymph, wilt marry me?' She, l'Aping, said, "Y,- 131y." Protect the ohild from the ravages of worms by usine. Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator. It Is a standard remedy, and years of use have en - handed its reputation. •-•• VINCENT ASTOR. (Brantford Expositor) Most people will be disposed to con- sider this young man as being lueitY, but If he has any proper conception of his responsibility for the proper use of so much wealth he is not altogether to be envied. vijf Mirri.rd's Liniment Cures Cold*, Etc.. A FRIEND'S ADVICE( ((alt Reporter) COMA now, Sir James, enroll youreelf as a Tax Reformer. Think cof the credit you Will get for revieing your opinion in t ie right direction. AQENTS WANTED. soft.e..eNA VVANTBD--AN ENE1WETIC AGENT Iry in each town to Introduce Our line to the public: big moiler Can he made and permanent position Sectired. APPlY to The Queen City Silver Co., Toronto. FAR NI-S—FtCR—SWI: 'LeQR SA.LE—A 0110IC-r1 ONE A.' tired scree; located in die heart of the County ot Norfolk's great fruit belt; along phone and mail delivery; sz wider rot d state cot cultivation; Dalanee good t niber. Five acres berries and orchard: 20 acres fall grain; near Milli; seven miles from Siineoe; on main road. Cleted water; new brick house: other buildings and fences in good condition. Apply to C. S. Nellek Deihl, Ont, vann, A TEAR WILL RT ENA. le—erse choice 50 acre farm In Town- ship of North Dorchester. If rent paid Promptly for term of lease, clear deed Of the property will be given tenant. APPlY M. j. Kent, London, Ont. FOR SALE. :11) OrerABLV SAW-lefiferattlhiEDtATId- 1. ly. To cut on shares; winter's Work; also hotel, new with 00 acres land; good stand; no opposition. John 1-lassan, Segein rails, Ont. A aVIEItIOAN ANA) ENtatala10 1,114.t• hare tables manufactured by the the htrunswieltsEalkesteollender Co., of Cenada. Limited; fitten wits* Monarch cushions; (used in the best billiard rooms and clubs in Canada); bowling alleys and hotel fixtures. BRUNSWICK- BALKE-COLE.ENDER CO., OF CANA.- D 67-71 _Adelaide Street west, onto.- Flease..-mention this' Palter. HORTAGE OF A.NTITRACi'M COAL - is creating a. big demand for Hard Coke. We have it in Egg, Stove and Cheeteut sizes. It Is first class for fur- nace and cooking range. Delivered in car lots to all stations in Ontario. Par Price apply to THOS. MYLES' SONS, LIMITED, Hamilton, Ont. 11110CERY FOR SALE IN LrvE wnsir- I-Al ern Ontario town of five thotteand; expenses light. Apply A. IC. Cressman, Waterloo, Ont, MISCELLANEOUS, A PPENDICITIS CURE—GREAT DM- covery. al. per box postpaid. May save $24)0. MIrus Specialties, 747 Mark- ham street, Toronto, Ont. aliDARTNER. WANTED WITH TWO 1. thousand CUSI1 for om established contracting business; complete outfit; present owner getting old; Apsly A. IC. Cressman. Waterloo, Ont. WRIST WATCH FREE A. beautiful small size LADIES' WATCH In handsome LEATHER BRACELET given FREE for selling only talk worth of the loveli- est Christmas and New Year Cards andFolding Booklets at $ fore°, These are the very _latest and most exclusive designs. Embossed and lithographed in all the natural colors. Appro. priate mottoes and verses. You just show thent and take the money, - Many of our agents sell a dozen packages la one house. Don't miss this wonderful chance. Write to -day. Yon may not see this advertise- ment again. COBALT GOT.D PEN 00,, Dept 200. Toronto.Ont. HIGHLY RESPECTABLE! A society woman of San Francisco - has confessed to swindling stores out of hundreds of dollars' worth of merch- andise during the course of a year. The newspapers in reporting the court pro- ceedings refer to her as a highly res- pectable lady, Is a person who Wale highly respectable because she happens to be wealthy and prominent socielly? 49,114. Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. NEW BLOUSES. They look simple. Fabrics are various. Seuple sati is favored. Crepe de chine remains good. Lace and chiffon combine prettily. Cordings and pipings appear on most. Buttons of various sorts are to the rescue. Neckties are important 'terns of many blouses. The Robespierre collar and the jabot are among the popular additions. Putnam's Corn Extractor Dispels Corn Soreness The ieal corn remedy. the one that always dots iie work, ie Putnam's Corn Extractor, uhich makes torns and cal- louses go quickly and -without the least bit of pain. Putnam's makes you forget you ever had a corn. Goes to the root of the tormentor, absorbs its roots, re- moves the canee, gives lasting relief. Putnam's quickly, safely and surely rids your feet of corns and callouses whether just starting or of many years' growth. Price 25e, at all druggists. 4.* QUICKLY RESTORED. Briggs—Do you put your pocketbook under your pillow when you sleep in a hotel? Grigge—Never. Yen eee, the first few nights the pocketbook would make my pillow too high; then after a week or so there %rift enough in it to be atavism* about—Boston Transcript, Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. - A NEEDED REFORM. (Nigaara Valls, N. Y., Gazette.) noieeless aeroplane is promised for military uses. If the demands of war can, snepee gas motors in flying nut - nines, cannot the demands of peace ef- fect a elrnilar reform in automobiles and Motoreraft? The hand of fate demonstrates that fate eeldom extends the glad hand. FREE TO YOUThe best Oreraltiree mut lost valtuls *Tor offered. tiold 111 end Watdhaft, Elera tit Mgt end Drool:44i, 1,Analder.prodne Ingeeeehtereetuteleteellees, Eitel,' decimated "tioi Selit, Silverly -sr*, dieeerdiems, LevtiY Dte**ta Delia and teeny other beautiful leremluter loan irRtz for telling our nigh CUSS Gold IC040.536,1 pic. turd Net etircluatt for 100. Our easels are the Very latest designe in riertd. Itirthdity• HelideY, View/. Centlen, &O., in /thistle boleti s,nd of oath superior quality that roa will h*ret *n trouble Neil. log them, • JUST *NOW Totem AND TAMS IN TOE MONEY' • Yon oat win any of these tipleedidnreellartte by selling OA worth end upwards, ARA te you win ittite todityyou Oen elte win one ef Ishe Entre Prendinet ire are eting to tltoso who *te prompt. Bend UN your Wont and eddrees,philflly Pit+EMIUNIS An , COMAlit *OM POI 110, poot A VieNsettie* Ionfinn Bet, t Mgr takeNt orders o to inkr Oterbninntav. Why T 13ECAt053*wri&een, and WO will !Wilma you a peekegol or Celle an? Ofiud? bit pt