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A PRESSING NEED.
(Albany Journal.)
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GOOD ANYWHERE.
(Florida, 'niece -Union;
chccetieness le the reoet tfonanen hec
▪ t,•1 ti.t; ()Lid hes.
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AT THE KITCHEN DOOR.
(New York Sun.)
Mrs. leeleiter-ileven't you forgotten. I
eave you a Wee ye pie cede esterdee';
Weary Vaillie-.Yes're; I've tried to for -
vet and forgive,
ON THE VERANdAH.
(Judge.)
Mrs, Stranger -Van yuu tell rue who
that etout leuede man le over taere?
lie is tee woret soft steeper I ever met."
Dotaaa'er----Ves. ite h JIUNINUttl,
ALSO A "FRIEND."
tSeattle Post-intelligencer)
Napoleon III SVGS also e, clever mounte
bank arid a "devoted friend of tho peo-
ple,
THE SILVER LINING.
(Kansas City Journal)
There is one recompense for growing
olde-the Jaffe insurance agents are not
• aPt to tackle you.
NO REMEDY IN SIGHT,
(LoulsvIlle Courier -Journal)
The great tnagedy of Boston is the turn
ing of the sweet girl graduate into the
eour middle-aged spinster.
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A WORSE FATE.
(Washington ;Star)
Tile 'Spanish ay.:inter who was wreck-
ed by a. flock of locust's' shiould congrat-
ulate almself that he wasn't flying in
the New Jersey skeeter belt.
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PROGRESSING.
(Detroit Free Press)
How .are you %getting Along with your
garden?
Pine. I've eiscovered several :limas
that I'm absolutely sure are weeds.
Mk.
BLISSFUL IGNORANCE.
(Liapplacott'e.)
lereddle-What is an optimist, clad?
Cobwigger-He's the fellow who doesn't
ktroa- what's coming to Wm.
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SOME EXCUSE.
(Ohaaleston News and Courier.)
Need a man be blamed if in these days
of low 'shoes and wives who know not
htow to darn he shows a clean pair of
heels?
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WANTED TO KNOW.
(Satiree
Henpecked Ilusband-Is iny wife going
out Dora?
Dora -Yes, sir.
Henpecked Husband -Do you know if I
am going with her ?
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FANS.
(Kansas .01ty Star)
The little fan -Me brudderr led de bat -
tin' in de Ragweed League wit'. an aver-
age of treeaeighty.
The Littlest Pan--fDat's inuttine Me
brudder's batten' average in de Hairbrush
League is 000.
FRUITS OF MATRIMONY.
(Satire)
The Judge -You say yoe have been
marnied six times? Then your married
life hasn't been. very fruitful?
The prisoner -No, your Honor. I mar-
ried three pairs of lernoas, trying to pick
out Q. peach.
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THE ONLY RELIABLE.
(Brandon Sun)
The bicycle is coming back. Well, it
eounels reasonable, too, at that. It nev-
er runs in draw bridges, never dumps
people down 50 -foot .embankrnents, nev-
er abrea.ke a guy rope or rune out of
gasoline 1,Ce0 feet up die the air,
WOULD BE IN A HOLE.
(Boston Transcript.)
Casey (watching the goleors)-01 don't
see anny difference bechune thot an'
wor-rk.
O'BrIen-Yez don't, eh! Well yez would
whin ,pay day kern around.
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NEED THE FARMER COMPLAIN.
(Farm and Fireside.)
One farmer was eomplairring because
lee didn't get anything out of lee farm
last year but just a living; it was a
good living, however, and that was more
than a whole lot of eity men got for
ebete year's work.
THE SPOILED KID.
(The Catholic Standard and Times.)
"See here," aried the boy's father, "it
you don't behave whip you."
"1 wieht you would," replied the bad
boy.
"You do, eh?"
"Yes, cause when ,TV,8- all over rna will
gimme some candy."
PROBABLY.
(Judge.)
The witness testified tbat he bad been
knocked down, by a motor car, and that
the chauffeur, who was. joy -riding, had
given 11,0 warning of ale approach.
"Do you mean?" aoked the judge, "that
he didn't baye a borne"
"No, Your honor," areplied the witness,
"I think he bad too many."
WIFELY SOLICITUDE.
(Cleveland Plain Dealer.)
"I was almoat afraid," s,alet the wife of
the Chicago delegate, "to have my hus-
band go to that wielced city and Its many
temptations. I couldn't help dreading
the etrain."
"On his tonscience?"
"On this veice."
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SELF-EDUCATED'.
(Judge's Library.)
"But don't you think you cctuld learn
to love me?" he inquired of the beauti-
ful heiress.
"Pa always said I Was hard to learn,"
she remarked, tantalizingly.
"But a ant not a book," the protested.
"Oh, I eau read yoe all right," she an-
ewered.
GETTING HACKNEYED. -
(Cleveland Plain Dealer.)
"The chief. liked your story of the
ehoeting."
"Del he? What did he like about it?"
"Your Engliele He said you ehowed
great restraint in statieg that the mute
dem. pet five bullets into his victim
when you relight have eteelered that he
pumped him full .or 'pea.'
COLD WAVE,
rhiettgo Reetord-Herald)
Nellie--Thoy say numetaehes are eoraing
back.
elamle-Do you vow/
Nellie -Certainly. I think most men
Molt much more handsome and knightly
with them.
Manee-Well, COLITS.0 suppose you
know. t Was too young to take notice
alien 'want out of style.
OUT OF ALL REASON.
Menefee:lie caurler Journal.)
"My doctor le so riereaeonable," ;add
the fashionable dame. "Wants me to go
LO 8.0111e SLIMILLer resort where rrt gain
hi weight."
"What's unrenematille mama tente"
"Why, then I ean't wear lee t ;eat -
emcee."
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vice VERSA.
(Judge.)
peeeet,-ar, your husband Is aleic. May-
be he bee been throwing himself too
Leavily into les weak.
etre. olneey-Not en your lo:re. tfe's
lareli theowiree weeerlt tee Welly into
Lan, That'e what'e the tretilile %eta him.
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THE DEAREST GIRL
IN THE WORLD
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'1 aux stile your iliougets do my TU.
ture wife grew; injoatiee. 1 °lice
thought as you do, but 1. 10101y llOW 1
was mietaken. once believed her to
be woridly-beerted, but 1 am eure tloW
that no mereenary thought ever elitere
her mind. 1 believe she !angel for the
time that she may show the world its
naistake in believing her to be so world -
She lones to telce my poor little
motherless tailgate); to her heert."
"I am happy that tiles is tree," eaid
Lady Ellsworth, She SaW now thitt one
word against the woman vaned breali
the old ties of friendship, and she eould
uot utter tine word. it was now too
late, but olio felt Gure that the eiarl
was bringing great troubles upon dein-
eel!, and in her heart Ahe pitied him
gnat tl v.
The glamour of love was over him.
and she knew that she dared not epoak.
She soon reaehea her destination and
the Earl was left glom with his
thoughts,
In a. week party was to disperse,
and the Earl decided to arge imme-
diate marriage, that all arrangemente
might he made to receive his daughter
at her horne-corning in June, at the
close of the school, and he found no op-
position to his plane. The non. Mrs.
Smith took rooms at the Victoria. Ho-
tel and made all arrangements for her
approaehing marriege.
"It would never do in the world to
have it sitia that the Earl of leunraxen
had married in that shabby little hozne
in Curzon street; besides, there was a
whole host of her near neighbons that
would. expect invitations, and this
would never do at all. She could not as
the Countese of Duuraven be expected
to acknowledge the acquain.tance any
longer of the Waterleys, and the But-
terfords aad the like ilk. There were
some ueighbore that were Army people,
wilo had most merellesaly arnsbbed the
Smiths. Thesse people ahe would show a
thing or two. She would make them
clearly understand that lithe could favor
them now. A few days 'before her mar-
ylage the Earl had told. tie daughter
about bie interniaige, She bad simply
clasped hrr arms about his neck and
ceied. She did tot reproaeli him or ralee
• objeetion. lie had a right to mak*
hie own life as happy as pottallale, be -
Melee she felt that her life would be a
short one, and be stood greatly ln need
of wine one to love him, and it never
occurred to her that auy one could
know her father and not lore him. Site
felt sad that abe should .have to share
his love with another, but it would.
make him happy, and sae wouid do ao,
to render bis life more pleasant to him.
In a short time there was a very quiet
wedding at St. Paul's, and the Raid and
Countees Dunraven went on the ()anti-
nent for a few months' tour. The
da.ughters returned alone to tile little.
shabby house on Oureon street to await
their return.
CHAPTER V11.
Lord Wedderburn went to town and
told the story to hie solicitora. These
men were greatly It certain,-
ly wee a strange story, and Lord Wed-
derhurn's film pleaded with them tor
!help. They could plainly see that he had
suifered greatly.
"It le certainly a strange story. 1 can
not urderStand how the young lady
could drop 50 completely out of exalt -
once," said Mr. Weller, the senior of the
firm.
"Who is Dorothy W3rnter? There
newt be some mystery concerning her,
since Lord Wedderburn remembers on
one oceaaion hearing Dame Wynter re-
mark that she was no kith nor kin of
here. It is probably our best plan to
ascertain who Dorothy Wynter is. 1 am
aute our only pos-sible way ie to trace
the man Bougleman-he certainty
knows something to give a elue
whereby we may set to worka' remark-
ed Mr. Wiggirre.
"I agree with Lord Wedderburn that
the most probable solution of the diffi-
culty lies in the supposition that she is
dead. There are many railway a,e,cidentee
about thie time and they both may have
been killed -in fact, I feel very nearly
convinced that euch is the ease. It is a,
grave situation for Our young friend.
He must set about ascertaining if the
man who performed the ceremony ia
really a clergyman or having power to
peiform suelz a ceremony.
"Then having proved thie, the next
istep will be to trace the • whereabouts
of the girl or Boughenan. I am inelined
to believe that the ceremony was legal,
end was actuated by Some motive that
I cannot understand in the dame, Per -
Imps ahe had a good reason for wiehing
the girl, Dorothy, to be Lady Wedder-
burn, At any rate, as the matter etands
at present, it would be most 'unsafe for
Lord. Weclderburn to contratit another
marriage -that ia now imposeible. If it
can be proven this merriage hi Iegal
marriage, then it will be e, most for-
tunate thie for our client." Mr. Miller
held so etrong to the belief in the rail-
way accident that be resolved to employ
detectives to tree° the matter up,
Mr, Wiggins had a theory of hie own
that he firmly believed in.
Lord Wedderbarn wiles almost non-
vinced that he should hear that Dorothy
was dead. She inuet have met with an
aceident. She Was and ea innocent
ae the floweas that grew on the moor-
lande, awl as unused to the world. She
knew that he 'was to be found at °tette
Itoyal. If oho had lived, thrown as
bile must have been, on the inerellees
world, with nothing to bettle with but
lter uncultitrated childhood, elle intuit
have come to hina or he meet have
heard from her, He thought of her butt
worda to Idea; "I -want you to remember
• iS Bet triy fault that 0,111 fOreild Upon
you -I did not want Ole merrier?'
She had Rohe from him Viinking lee
blamed her for It, and she had gonir aut
a me feeling that alio had in 461110 way
wronged him.
How hie heart emote lame arel every
eVil get in his life tureed itno demone
that moelcee aloe eould !lot beer
to leave Caetle Itoyal for any )(math
of time, lie knew if word (woe
to him, It must come here, If he wait,
derer were &lite and ever (aloe beek
she would come here, So lie Welted
()eye, week4 and months weitelly wait,
rept fee tidiege that nevee
'The dettalres bad mew Ample tiele
te have lavegigeted their aloe*. Ong
in June a letter mine Own
them,
Lord leredderburit felt efeeld fe Wean
the letter, lie dreaded the eorieentarelee
e teured the door, earefillbe keit be
ehould be 10errepted during Re porn:
eee, And 140 nerved himself for elle eeeret
0,nd reettit
ewe 'ewe 04,04 every MO end itelle
found ent4e filet eeerrie PrehOles. We
have finend 014 behreen tertiellete etail
Aehveynellitle there VA4 A rallWet ellev
aiteve And Ineity kined filet ereifte4e4p
The /Station agent remembere eeeing
etreugely aseorted pair walking el,out
the etetion, fle is uot sure that he
coule identify them, but thinke it prob-
able. If Lord Wedderburn tiould meet
tben1 Lymwiele station on June tith
they would exhume the bodiee that he
might identify them."
He put the letter in his safe and
started at one°, His heert Wee heievy,
Ifere was elmomt conclusive proof. Hie
Dorothy lay could and dead in an un-
known grave, inetead of laying in the
great ferully vault of the tionies.
Lord Wedderburn blamed himself se-
verely. He had not one exeuse for leav-
ing 'her alone in lier great. trouble, and
tiele Wais plilli84111ent., and it WAS
almOSt too heavy to bear. Every one
that looked on las pale, sad face was
filled. with sympathy for him. There
wee grief written in every feature of
hie face.
When he reached Lyznwick station
he decided to walk over the eields to
the town. He did not wish to excite
comment or notice of any kind. The
detectives lead their permits ready and
they soon exhumed the body of tho girl.
When the coffin was raiaed and the lid
about tg be removed, Lord \Vedder-
burn grew auddenly ill, He could hardly
see fin the white film before hie eyes.
He trembled violently, and it was by
the greatest exertion he could etand
the ordeal,
onTehaeppmroe4nehreetmuoirjr. the eoffia and
"The body le in a tolerable eta,te of
preservation, Come at once, my lord."
He followed the man. There before
him lay a. girl that was very like his
Dorothy, and still unlike lien He could
not decide even now. There Wa3
wealth of hair, but it was not golden,
as was Dorothfe, There was a *hemp
look ou the face, but death might hare
caused that. After all; he wee not con-
vinced. Parkins had made the dreeie she
wore off, and Parkleas would remember
the goods. One of the detectives; cut a
enas,11 piece and handed it to Lord Wed-
derbuen, who knelt beside the open
coffin and cut a strand of the long,
foright hair, which he tremblingly platted
In hie pocketbook with the sample. After
all, he was no more convinced than be-
fore. The detective saw his doubt and
said;
"You must be prepared for great
ehangee, my lord; death hardens the
features so that dearest friends do not
reetegnize them. It has, perhaps, dis-
colored her hair. We can tell you of
hundrede of incidents of this fillaDe
thing. It is our busdneas to know these
things."
They replaced the body in its resting -
place, teed, as the earth fell on the
coffin too xnercilessly hard, Lord Wed-
derburn lean.ed heavily ageing a tree
near by, lest be should fall..
They Soon unearthed the other body,
and when the face was exposed
to view it was clearly seen it
was not the man they sought,
It did not take long to reolace the
body as they found it, and as Lord
Wedderburn started to retrace his steps
to the /station, he looked back at the
little unknown, unmarked grave, and his
heart ached sorely. He had come to
be convinced, but he was not. The
certainty that he had expected, he had
not. Still those men were almost sure.
Death changes everything, they said,
and perhaps it had. frozen. his Dorothy's
bright Ines into the hard cold oue he
had seen.
In a few days there was a beautiful
eolumn erected over the grave of the
girl. It was a beautiful broken shaft
with flowers drooping over its sides, and
on it was instribed; "Sacred. to the
memory of my belowed Dorothy, aged
about fifteen years." The few who no-
ticed the shaft and. the inecription,
thought it belonged to some of the
graves near it, and that Dorothy was a
beloved child of the family.
Lord Wedderburn went home to Gas.
tle Royal with the same etching, heavy
heart. He was haunted by the dead
face he bad. seen. He had grown to
think of it as Dorothy, and he was more
restleea than ever.
One June evening he went to walk
on the moors. There was Parkins, the
castle housekeeper, who had been to the
village. How should he shqw her the
piece of the "dead girl's dress he had in
his pocket he did not know.
Before them, cold, dark and dreary,
lay old Lenthill. Lord Wedderburn
pennted to it.
sa're old place looks more gloonay than
ever, 'ince Dame Winter's death,' he
"Yes, and it seems so strange to me
that we have received no tiding; from
Dorothy and that man. My heart etches
yet that I let her, go with him. He had
such an evil fece.'
"You did your &Ay by her. You
=de her clothes, did you not?"
She did not notice the anxiety in hie
voice.
"I made her two black dreesee, Th
were of old goods it is true, hut she co
could not go out with her rags on, and
I did all I could for her."
Lord Wedderburn took the pieets of
goods from his pocket and handed it to
her,
dr‘elsesgs 4"thing like the goods of her
She took the goods awl looked et it
a moment end handed it bank.
"NO, my Lotd, The drew% I made
were Meek This one is brown,"
He then 'handed her the hair,
kialkire,r mItye 4Lsokredd.' Her
Wltii Nuitaltine, end fine tte any
Thiel le rough end etresset°
"Jere you eurer he coked,
eeee sere as live," she replied.
oatreist you will tot opeek of thie," he
"Yeti ICUOW I will not, my lord,"
Lord Weddeelnirti continued hie stroll
alone, Iiis mind WO.0 more unsettled
then ever, Ile determined to follow
every clue that WaS presented, rind he
ilid for many mouthe, but there was
tione 40 probable at the one that it was
)414 Dorothy that lay out in the village
eilltrtillyard at Terneeick, mid he thought
of her Ileedt*
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11 Wee tile OVaning before the elese
Madeine lirowe's sehool, The girls
ited all Ae4foubled in the mole 'mom
eine Wore elietting Rally, In great
easy ehalv, peie arid iringidel, with vreet
liagog,rd eyes, get Taste Dueraven, She
bed grown 08110114y now, and her
aeligli heti grown very aneoying. She
hed allneet given up going Around, but
kept her PM VMS eonstantly at.
tohtieet Dy Pornihy, The devotion of the
tero 'vette A Meet lee'Able eight, If nee
TenpreVell ineVed, DhotAlly goti*Iptite4
Lier leeel Weiliee4 ilippertext
y) Arid wiltot Melted ne one
Pootiott014 hut off
Alt Pm PAO fibi evph01, 11)-
104 *044 hafftibmit glri4 okt
ed, on in atimiretiou. They eould not
help but respeet and, 101re Dorothy, and
the derielon that had sprung up at first,
left them, and in its place come love and
respeet. morrow would bring part.
ings, but the new lives before them
made them comparatively happy. They
were all discueeleg their future lives.
"I ellen go down to the seashore and
rest until next season, then I. shall be
presented," seid one.
"I shall joiut a party for the contin-
ent," said another,
"I shall spend my summer at the Isle
of Wight," said another.
:Each one had hopeful anticipations.
"What have you planned?" askea one
girl, of Elise Duuraven.
"I have no plane for the future My
future is very eineertainl' she replied.
There was a world. of eadnees in the
tone, which deeply impreesed every lis-
tener, At lest some one broke the pain-
ful eilence by saying to Dorothy, "and
w'hat are you going to clo, Doeothy?"
"My future will likely be too absurdly
eommonplaee to speak of," she eald,
-with a laugh; "etill I think I shell take
a few music scholars Etna strive to ex.,
1st."
"You may count me for oue," *aid
one girl.
"And I will take also," said another.
"I shall eee too," said one of more
voices.
otbIlro,w ;ball we find yon?" asked an -
"Perhaps can arrange it through Mae
dam Brown," said Dorothy, There was
no ;sadness in her voice. If her world
was not ae brillient as it might be, it
was through no fault of hers. She would,
meet her trials bravely.
There was not even the faintest tone
of ;tallness in her voice, and every one
admired her bravery,
Madera() Brown's school being patron-
ized, by the daughters of the eristocracy
there was always a crush at the clotting
exereleee. Captain H— had insisted
that Lord Wedderburn attend with. him,
slime his sister was one of the gradu-
ates; but Lord Wedderburn did not de-
cide to do so until late, and they were
almost the last arrivals there, If they
could have been earlier, they would
haye witneesed, a scene long to be re-
membered .As the girls filed into the
great hall every eye was turned upon
the Earlts sick daughter leaning heavily
on the arm ef her companion. The Earl's
daughter looked indeed ill with her pale,
dark face and her great haggard eyes.
She had, been too but had insisted
faun ef.iniehing all the exercises with the
rest of her class. They were like pictures
of sunlight and darkness. Elsie Dunn. -
Yen looked like a picture of death In
her Balmy eilken robe that showed off
the great and death -like pallor of her
Dorothy was clad in a filmy, black sil-
ken tulle with a bunch of white clover
at her belt. Her cheeks were like roses
that blushed at the greeting of dewy
morn. Her hair lay like coils of golden
sunlight. A more bea,utiful girl then
Dorothy Wynter 'Wile seldom eeen, and
every eye was turned upon the strange-
ly mated pair as they slowly wended
their way through the throng, and a
strange hush pervaded the whole room.
Captain H-- and Lord Wedderburn
entered the room as the last mites of IL
song died on the air. Dorothy Wynter
had sung a weird little Swiee sone. and
her bell -like tonee floated on thl eir
and thrilled every one with pleasure,
and the clear ringing of the voice
sounded like that of some sweet, Swiss
nightingale, that brought with it the
elearneee and chill as if just from
wane snowy Alpine peak.
Lord Wedderburn heard the last few
words of the song, and it thrilled him
strangely, He turned to get a view of
the singer, but a great marble column
obstruoted his view, and he could only
cateh a sight of one tiny form draped
in black,
The sight of those girlish faces made
him He could think of no one but
Dorothy -his loot Dorothy -and he soon
excused himself to his friends and left
the room.
After the school closed, friends came
for Elise Dunraven, and the parting
game.
Dorothy started out in. the great,
cold. world. alone. She went out and
hunted her a room. It was a small one
in a second storey .It contained a small,
faded carpet and a tiny bed, but its
cheapness had recommended it tof Dor-
othy. The single, little window looked
out on a small park, where the spar-
rows twittered from morning until
night, but the green grase and trees sent
seupeoandd-serroreyfrargoroctmm.e even to the small
Dorothy was happy. The little money
she had was barely sufficient to pay leer
room rent, but she was full of hope and
life. She rented her a piano, and bought
a few coals that she might light a fire
on cool evenings, and sat herself down
tp her first meal alone. She had no
thoughts that her money was almost
gone, or that her landlady eyed her cur-
iously. She ate her bread and butter,
drank her °up of water since tea, was
too expensive a luxury for every day
UM% and elot was happy as could be. Day
by 'day went by and there was no call
for her, Dorothy had only a few pen -
ass left now -true, there were theme
geld :sovereign; that Lord Wedderburn
Asid give% her in the old. days at Lett -
but she would not rem them if elle
starved to death. She decided to go to
Mutton Brown, as there might be
sOeue names there for her, When ;shelled
gene 'tripping down the street in her
neatly Mended old drese and gaiters,
and her old worn hat set jauntily on
her golden head, she looked like some
tiny princees masquerading. The laud'.
lady env her leave the house, and ehe
took e duplicate key and entered the
room, There Wee a tiny black box that
could not hold muth elothing; there
were te, feW bookie) on the fly kayos
were written; "From Elsie Donraven to
her Mend, Dorothy Wyater," There
Wero feW Of tbe simplest toilet ar-
tielee on the dressing tablei in the
eloget bung a much wort bleak drese
With crepe ruching at the meek;
it PTO eridenee of long wear, anti wss
neatly mended in divers pleas, There
Wee a little worn peir of gaiters whom
torn eidee had been most cerefully data -
ed over black cloth,
Pferythieg in the room plainly told
a tale of poverty, There wore a few of
),Iadgme lerowe'm duels alone. Theee the
landledy reed,
"geroe retie eeliool girl, / must be
eareful and lot my rente," she said, sad
true te the letter at the end of bath
month elle asked ter her money,
To Dorotliyea greet delight teund
4111144tiletielfille 11:1'M:tete.; 144woattini de
lile0 enal.)14 itee ta Heel and her 'cloth-
intnrilet tetleeeet ieng time yet,
TnOrtl 17404 no OM the greet tile? of
jeontiort Wet wee happier or lighter -
Tweeted then Dorothy, attl dey OW,
she *liked early and late giving her
leeeeeg, 1113 tile .011d of 04.4 week,
wollItieynoeitieo jeardeolt:1;018biyell4erbtrIrstisol,
hrOad And butter, end drank pert wet,
.wiallowe that teeittere4 in The Park/
eia end Wee rie bane): eel the noisy little
(itte Octutimwt,)
CHINESE TRADE.
The total of Mimeo foreign trade for
1911 exceeded the total of the previous
year by 6,729,2/39 Wel*, The total rev-
enue for the year exceeded the 1910 fig -
urea by 007,940 taels. The figures are
given etumnarieed lay the Chtna preen
the totals being 1,103,677,044 for 1911,
inet 1,007,047,766 taels for 1010, and,
0 0,722,765 tacit, for 1000.
The opium duty and likin figures
eimouat to 4,950,788 taels, or 903,700
hk. taels exeess of the 1910 collection,
in spite of the faet of a greatly lessened
import of the drug,
The value of the direct foreign trade
for 1011 was 848,842,100 taels, ex-
ceeding the total ef 1010, the ltigheet
hitherto recorded, by 5.043,887 hk, toed%
The increase in the value of imports in
1910 waa clue more to the ,enhaneed value
of opium and cotton goods than to any
quautitive gaine in other items. The
quantity of kerosene oil imported has
always been large, but laet year it was
enormous, eonetituting a record, 235,808,-
240 gallons, an increase of 74,608,057 gel-
lous, John Olnuaman wants light.
The import of rice from abroad, al-
though 4,000,000 pleats lees than in 1910,
was still over 5,000,000 piculee
against 740,841 In 1010.
The silk crop of the seaeon of 1011,
was superior in quantity, but inferior
in uality, to that of 1010.
e tea crop was good. There was an
increased export of 100,055 piculs ,as com-
pared with 1010, There wae menus -
ed taking of China tea by the Unitea
Kingd.om of 3,000,000 pounds, as com-
pered with the corresponding period of
,1010. The lrIanehurian, bean crop real -
bed 26,585,545 taels for 11,038,340 piculs.
;
GOOD NEWS UNBROKEN.
"I suppose your wife was more than
delighted at your raise of salary, wasn't
alio?' asked Jones of Brown.
"I haven't told her yet, but she will
be when she knows it," anewered Brown,
"How is it that you haven't told
her?"
"Well, I thought I would enjoy myeelf
a couple of weeks first." -Judge,
IN SUIVIMERTEVIE
no home should be
without a beetle of
NA° Us9c0
Extract ot
Wild Strawberry
Compound
/t promptly checks Diarrhoea,
Cholera Infautum, Cholera
Morbus, Nausea, Vottuting
and Summer Complaint.
In 25e. and 500. bottles, al your
Druggist's.
Rational Brag end Misdeal Ce.
el Canada, 210
SEEN IN THE SHOPS OF PARIS.
Some new upright collars taper to
points behind the ears,
Colored. parasols with wide borders of
black velvet are smart.
Pleee eloyeleee pone c'elms on coats aro
often of light toned silk,
just now the laiten eolIar and tare -
ed back cuffs are popular.
The popular combination of street
wear is blue arra cafe, au lait.
Streamers are added to ecene of the
big bows set at the back of large hats.
Bordered chiffon and marquisette are
uaed. for many lovely da,nee frocks.
Amber has for the time being given.
place to the modern vogue for vet jet
beads.
The tree of beautiful reel CO1001110 for
gowns not only continuee but ine.reases,
Often the softeet and .most greeeful
of tissues are. finiehee with etiff rosettes
of velvet.
For both tailored and dressy gowna
plain erystal buttons are considered
smart.
The moot popular ornament at the
preeent moment for evening wear le
undoubtedly jet,
Bands of olive embroidery and tulle
are combined in a charming frock for a
little girl,
The trend of fashion is undoubtedly in
the direction of sleeve changes, of wid-
er skirte, and of Ionger coats.
The new parasol is something, like
the deep -fringed, tali but narrow mid-
Vleterian Variety,
Blood Poisoning Results
frotn Digging Out Corns
To veally make a corn go away, to re-
move it for all time, ie jitet
way. Paint on Putneon's Painlees Corn
and War t l'aetractor, a eoothing,helpful
remedy that separatee the corn from the
good flesh, lirte it out root and braaelee-
does it quickly and without pain, The
name telle the etoey, Putemen's Pabileee
Corn. aeul Wart Extraetor, price 25e.
Look out for dangercate etibetitutee for
"Putireou'e," whieh is sold by draggIste.
-
THE HIPPOPOTAMUS DESCRIBED.
Johnuy, who had been to the eirella,
tsays the Youngstown Telegram, was
telling his teacher about the wonderful
things he bad fitten,
"An', teacher," be cried, "they had. olio
anienel they called the hipeehip-hip
"Hippopotamus, dear," prompted tbe
teacher.
"I ean't Jost say Ito name," exelaimed
Jelenny, 'ilazt It looks juet like 0,000
pOUrlditii of liver."
fi.r•rk0rk
.1 .. .1 ti IA wo; .0 • ,o
The female house fly lays front 120
to 1G0 eggs at a time, and these
feature in, two weeks, Under favor-
able conditions the descendants of a
eingle pair will number millions it
three months, Therefore all house.
lecepte0 0hould tommence tieing
WILSON'S
FL
early in the eeason, end thus eut oft
a large proportion of the summer
drop,
eiposeeteememeseeeirtel
J
SergealltoMajor
Under General French'
.P=k1k.k.kkklk
VETERAN OF BOER WAR WHO
LOST HEALTH ON THE VELDT
TELLS EXPERIENCE.
Good Mvice for All Who Have in.
eilgestion or Stomach Disorders.
In his, home at Waldegrove, N. S., no
one better known than SergteMajor
(Voss, late. of the Fourth Queen's Own
Hussers, Speaking of the ill-effeets of
a. campaign upon a manee constitution,
the Serga-Major writes; "1 eerved
der General Fremilt during the late Boer
War, in the capaeity of Serga-Major.
was perhaps owing to it continued diet
of bully beef, hard taek and bad water.
but at any rate, my stomach entirely
gave out, 1 was in such a state that I
could eat nothing without the greatest
euffeeing. The army doctore did not ltelp
me much, and WILCO leaving the seryice
I have been very miserable. Some few
mouths ago a friend told me he had
been a great sufferer from indigeetion
until be tried Dr, Hamilton's Pills; they
cured, him. I eonfess it wee without
much faith I bought a box, but the find
dose made me feel better than I had
been for a long time. Dr. Hamilton's
Pills cempletely eured, and now I can
eat everything and anything. I have
commended them to others and in
every ease the result has been similar
to mine."
Quick, sure results attend fhe ese
Dr. Hamilton's Pills. They eure disor-
ders of the stomaeh, correct indigestion,
make you feel uplifted and strengthened,
To renew or maintain health Dr. Hamil-
ton's Pills will alwaye prove a good pre-
scription, 25e per box, five boxes for $1,
all dealers or The Catarrhozone Co„ Buf-
falo, N.Y., and laingeton, Out.
HE WASN'T FAR WRONG.
Eilsha Dyer, New Yorkts eotillon
leader, returned from Europe re4ently)
says the Waehington Star, and it ece
porter asked him if the duty he wee
paying on a largo stoek of London
cloth es would not thckm coet otre,
thau he would have paid in New York,
"Well, even so," Me. Dyer repliel, "we
need have no regret about the ceet of
our witetbrobi. Look at the unfortun-
ate ladieel
"I have just left Paris, where ell the
(Mart wOrnen are wearing delicate
wthite strew bowler hate .mounted
front with bancIfers of White aigrettes
as thick as your wrist. To he without
one of thoee hats is to be shabby, and
yet, simple no they are, they cost as
raueli ne $150 eaeh.
"Lest month an Amelia:en girl enticed
her husband into a shop on the. Rue
Royale and tried a bewler bat e ith a
huge aigaette.
"'Hovel° you think .this John?'
she
"'Wm! It looke to me like a monthie
salary,'" he esti.
50 CENTS
AB Go Holz AT NIGHT.
40 1, wore home bast niot x trateett
otter of running /title feet -gaud the vein-
ing tete° of isaDc.1---for she was far avow.
e bouse back of the gerden
Aine mUed her ilome for inore teen
unit. eeteette was e4uptya-ite ataire
closed, Re eletedee. down, Isabel has giAtie
fu;rever VLIt Of my ure,
She (wee Wight .4tnel early Yeaterday
movnine sae good-bye and to tell
me that eilre wail moving -o-ut. of the city.
"axe aou ;gine? 1 waked toe child, Wild
tumally over the slualle4t eveut out Oft the
°ref terry.
ale/o," Isaid aim, with a little frowns "/
do not wish to go away frOln any
erienele,"
"Ilea"' said, "I hear that you are te
live in a lovely house AA a fine &twee lead
thAt you are to have farde<41 Whtell
already full et saowtog thinne-erlowers
and vegetablea."
"Yee," eald. Isabea, "the garden es ae
large ast youre and waY p.eroass tole
steeet besides, but 1 do not wlesh to ge,
I hope," oriel she, with a tone ee anxiety,
"that nice people will raeve into. our
bouse and that there will be no children,
to get on the aerates."
"Oa, Itabel," seal, "have been eteeh
a. bear about ray grease?" everlon, by the
way, deepite all ray efforts and care, Is
worn threadbare newt' the vv*alle, with the
tread of many eatialdreree feet. "Wee;
well! It was not that 1, !eyed children
lees, but it must have beeu bemuse I
loved the geese, too. You see .grass
sort •ot knowe ehings and onfe ean dis-
courage it and tread it down. as eaaller 401
a groat big giant oofuld trample you to
Pieces. "I knew," sal4 Isabel; ne know,"
and then ehe said good-bye and ran
away with a, little parting gift in. her
hand whereby to remember one who has
loved her dearee.
We lead to make believe so many
terries, Isabel and made oureelves be-
lieve tro many things thee I shall mess
her wetly in my getting on. Last night
even I did met care to look in the letter
box to see if at last the letter had come
surninerting nee to Aroady. leabel was
net at hand to take the tiny key off the
window sal and undo with many twee:-
in.ge end roueh -difficulty tthe door
of the letter box.
I looked et the grass reproaohfullY,
'why need it be eae pawn:lye, so willfing
to wither and elle out under the pressure
of little feet; bad not Isfabel herself
many it a time trampled it unaware, even
when trying to protect it from harm.
"Go to! -Mather away thy grates of the
field," quoted eomething in my stnnber
maid. What le shorter lived than the
grass? nothing but the day of a roan's
life. Yeeterday it was, to -day it was
gone, mown down and east out. Gone.
too, is Ieabel. my little fniend. I could
be sad to team if would. for I do het
like eahaanees; T do not like teenage to
come tu end; and Yet is it the end? le
there any end to anything. are we net
-already in the great eteraitl in which
those about us prearees end go on. even
thence', they pass tbrough the experienee
we call death.
MInard's Liniment Coree Garget
Cows.
WATCH BRACELETS.
Theee new wateh betteelete are ex-
tremely' handsome. On jointed wrist
bands of Glister, gold or platimun, a tiny
open-faced wuteh le attached. The baek
of the wateh is generally plain or 'merely
decore.ted with the. monogram, but the
metal rim whieh cm:itch:is the Lee is
oroamented ma.teli the links of the
bracelet.
There are rnany very attractive de-
sigrie in this modieh artiele., these of the
eelored eintraele being eepoially plea:i-
ll-toe The emir ChOtie:I to COrro.ipGrA
IVItl eliade ef the go
1,3 worn. With the hiehionalile etIk or
eatie gult of dark Mee t bere are watch
bracelets enamelled in iridese?nt blues
and greens moeaic patterns of dark
PER WEEK braeelet in dark blue had the watch ten
blue, oe in plain blue enamol. Another
wift4,11,mpeal.oyit iirhees.mer
in lane enamel and the bracelet was eet
e elaborate liateelete
are made of pi-Itintlnl, set wita dia.
monds awl pearls; dela-elle and leeelike
et woe r nee, t hese jewels are exeep-
tionnlly beautiful.
.An Init very aatietie deeign ie
braeelet with a equere Shaped wateh
ease. The eat%e is of reell, eet with din -
monde to mateh the brneelet, end the
round white enaMel wa t.e4 face ie fin -
Weal with numerals of f,rold.
beinty of these bracelets is en-
hanced bv their fleeiblitynand they ere
teeeeedingly eoinfortabi to wear, for
they fit seugly and hold elciee against
the arm,
Puts An Organ or Piano in
Your Horne.
On Friday, Alarch 15th, we commeee-
ed our annual slaughter Bele of all used
inetrumente etoek. Tins year eees
us wita doul.te the uumber we ever
had. Seine eighty-five iiietrunients
offered and among them organs bear.
itig names of such well-known makers
sts Bell, Kano Thomae, Doherty and
Domini..m. 'Pie prices these range
from $15 to $130 at 'the above terms.
The pianoe bear Such well-known names
of makere as Decker, Thomas, Herald,
Weber, Worrnivith and lietutzmaa
Co. Every instrument has beeu repair-
ed by our own wort:inert, and comes a
five yee.rs' guarantee, and as a special
inducement, we will make an agreement
to take any instrument back on ex-
change for a better one any time within
three years and allow every cent paid.
Send post card at. once for complete
list. with full particulars.
Heintzman & Co., 71 King street east,
Ham Mon.
f ft•
• SUGGESTION TO HIGHBROWS.
The daily papere tell or the finding
in AriZona of tite remnants Of prehie-
toric seteice, several million yeare old.
It is euppooel te be the first ;tnimal
that ever inhal,ited our land.
11, hes tern mounted and pieced in
the Glee:ego Ulla-el.:ate- =soma Tlie
scieptist:s have given it a name, the
"opltiiteodon,"
Why can't theee seientiqs give de-
cent, respectalde names to these re-
mains of antiquity? The idea of giving
tide enake a -name 'Whieit one ean't even
pronounce, not to mention being unable
to tell ite meaning.
Why not mil it Nfary or John (de-
pending on the sex) and let it go at
that?
_seen.
Minard's Linament Cures Colds, Etc.
HAS TAKEN HIS TENTH WIFE.
Samuel 3, Killow, rri Imboderi, and
eine Frannie Crawford, were married at
InILtb(Ailloeeti,t. has loved. coureed and rnarrlect
tern. wumen, Prom five of thee.e weneen
the courte have granted hini divorcee.
Ile le a native. of Velllitenison clenntY,
Tentease, born July tal, 1844. At the out-
Ootak of the Civil War he enlieted in tee
Contelerate arrny, zerved throughout the
,wb Garr°, aNer.d lutIstered out at Greens -
In IVO he came to Laweenee countY,
A.rkttnetee, Wit erG ho has since resided,
1)ooeming preinineritly tteeofelated In poli-
tica.* and other attains of importance.
matrInemial ventures folloW; Dee.
le38, married Mrs. Mary ee Pattersen,
of Gibson eounty, ".feereeesee; july
1874, Mareitel alltet Lucille Sanders, of
eateurttY. 'IN 0 Osco, ainee
then lie iota :valloilsed Niles NaneY -Tana
111111.000, nrs, lioleomb, Mrs, :Naney
aerie Reienaten, tire. lizabeta atows, Mrs.
afar:7 lane Acre MO. Amanda 41.1010 Me-
(Pt:tithe/Le, Mint. bi.eVirin. tletton am M114.
Irrankie Craieford, Arken-
gas, Dispateh,
1 •
MInardis Liniment Cures Dittemper.
•••••••.................0011/4.40.40•••••••••••••
EAGLES OLEARING AWAY PESTS.
no wild boars and foxes of Senta
Rosa, leiland, Cale are being teetered,
tutted rapidly rind in a -novel women
The Amerlean bogie is doing the work,
Tho etiglea that have their habitat in
the rooky ilk/UW.41110a Of the Wend grow
littmenhe Wee, the ornalleet metere
bird meesurleg about foul' feet Role
tip ti tip tend the largest being tevee
feet or more in Weep, with wino ex,
tended, They elm carry 80 of 40
pounds deed weight for enitee with eV
parent eaee. Tito eagle tieveepel dOWil
upon Ito prey end rises to a height of
fifty feet or more with the struggling
oilfired tilutched In lee talon', If the pig
ehowe too emelt fight it is dropped, tho
tall the itebnal, Then the eagle
degeendt end eerries off the etre*** te
the illeteet aerie, FOXOS WOO ilte the
pvey et the onixtes,
4 4.-4.
15 NOT NEW..
The patron .of the medern summer arn-
Usement park apl to bAteve the venal
re.11•Nra,r ls p.m:lent-day inventlon,
ecenic runway is known as
the mountain railway, and an engraving
he 8 'beet; tilseocered 1%4;101 bears the
datv. 17l;11, showlas Mal the metratain
railway wes then a reeogelzed diversion
at fede, shetto n ad similar amusement
Placm Althca.41.1 It has lo.st nitwit of its
plettaretquenesi since early- days, salt', tnq
eaely prInceple tthe ear and the In-
clined ireeec. are the seane.---Illuetreateet
Leneton Nres,
--mut=
allnardee Liniment Co., LIM it ed,
Dear Sirs,---Teee fall got thrown on
• fenee and laza my chest very had,
• Natal not work, and it hint to
lereathe. thee ail kende of 1-iniineuts
and teey dIti me no good.
One bottle ef leilttAItDtt TANI-
MEM', warmed on flannele. and %initial
on rny Lreeat, cured me erameeletely.
C. H. .CXISSA BOO t
Iliesaway, Digby Co., X. S..
Belonged to the Same Ohoreh,
In the Miseouri State Prison at jef-
fereon City are 3,701 prisoners. Aecord-
ing to figures 3115 of them are Baptists,
301 Methodists, six .Tea:.o one Christian
Scientists and one Royerofter,
This recalls a story. The late Rev,
Dr, John Hall was onee walking lime
from preaehing at a Sunday night
meeting out in the country. In 'the
moonlight he EOM a man lying drunk in
the gutter, and, going up to him, gave
hil"tilInerselita"klete. said. "ft Is a sheltie for a
nice, respeetable looking man like you
to be lying in the gutter like that.'
The man opened hie tipsy eyes and
saw the long, black coat. He said:
imhi,netisotrerican. “come, gvi
lip out of here!"
"Presbyterian?" queried the inebriate.
"Yes," was the answer, somewhat int -
patiently, "I am."
Then," said the other, help me up.
I'm Preebyterian myeelf. Ataneas
fifty Star,
The value of experience tie an lie
veetmant depends upon the diridende it
pays,
ISSUI41 NO. 30, 19124
HELP WANTED.
WANTED, A`.1."' ONCE, VOREMAZif
for SO,S11 and door fataory. 4.
;:tale0111, AYIMer, Ont.
w AltirMn-EXPEItlieNCYM DINING
room Wile; bighest waireei Permae
nent position. Apply Weeeorr
HainUten,
TA melt MON, ron HIGH CLASS
-a" cabinet work; glair work; hard-
woods; aloe sticker men; state experience
and wages required. Knight Brea,
Barks' Fans, Ont.
literANTED, AT ONCE, TIPII014STETie
Yr era, finishere, cabaret makers and
Inaehirre bande. Have good ePenin-P
unskiled labor. The Bell Furnitore Coe
Southampton, Ont,
VUANTED - CANADIAN' CIOVERN-
T Ment wante melees.), man
oitY Mail carriers, errePloyees in city poet -
offices, Examinations everywhere seen.
Excellent salaries. COInnlon edtleation,
ettfficient, Write for run informatiore
and free sample questions from Previous
examinatione. FranicIer Institute, De-
partment D, 188, Rocheeter, N. Y.
•
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ISS B. L. SAUNDERS, 583 SPADINA
avenue, Toronto, experienced ehop-
per, undertakes shopping for parties in
country, Remittance with orders re-
quired. eatisfactory references given.
FARMS FOR SALE,
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zummer fallow, 20 acres tawire fence,
house,. 7 miles from divielonal point OIL
C, N. R., Town of Humbolt; $10 per acre
cash; market price, $12, 'Write for pare
ticulars to owner. II. j, Bartz, Bonner'e
Ferry, Ida. Box 476, U. S. A.
0 NE HTJNDRED ACRES - ALL
cleared, well fenced and, watered:
sell clay and clay loam; good barn and
house; g,!ood orchard; one mile from
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The re -moles of fire can be prevented bY
its being on hand. Retail price of tubes,
$1.50 each. 'Neelioleaale price, $12 per
dozen. Send $1.50 for sample. Agents
wanted. Saunders Supply Co„ 583 Spa-,
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USELESS QUESTION.
At a banquet given by the Lenore
Association in Chimp, says the Tri-
bune, forre.er Judge Jaime E. Purnell
dedared that the uselees queetion used
by young lawyers when cm:se-examining
their firet witnees reminded him of the
answer given to a eonviet.
"A street laborer," said Judge Pur-
nell, "was digging juet outside a state
priaon, One of the convicth met
from Ids eell: 'Sey, what time is It?'
"The man kept on digging end did not „et,
reply.. Finally, after the prisuner bad t
repeated the question two or three
, times, the laborer looked up at birn and
I remarked;
-What do you care? You aren't
going any placed"
Sick Heed aches -----
are not caused by anything wrong in
the head, but by constipation, bilious-
ness and indigestion. Headache.
powders or tablets may deaden, but
cannot cure them. Dr. hiorseta
Indian Root Pills do cure sick head-
ache in the sensible way b,y removing
the constipation Or sick stomach,
which caused them. Dr. Morse'a
Indian Root Pills are purely vegee
table, free from any harmful drug,.
safe and sure. Whee you feel tine
headache coming take
411,
Dr. Horse's
Indian. likoot Piths
pa smvE OPINION.
Millie -Don't you think it is very un-
gentlemanly to throw kiesei at a young
Indy?
eerteinly do. If be knew Id*
business he'd take them to her' and put
them on her lips."
Mlnard'o LlhImeht Cure: Diphtheria.
eteeeeee
MAKING IT WORTH WHILE.
A neighborhood bully bad rim over a
smaller boy so often that the father 02
the letter wee impolled to Psi to Miro
"Sourly. when wee youngster ine
father Honed me every time any heY did -
I ant net going to do that with you.
Instead tan going to give you Si eyera
time you polish off that lonee bey.'
For eaverel days the Youngster showed
up glightly mussed, but elem. At the
end of the second week he out in a bill
for $8. It Wets Itemized end circumstan-
tial and beeked by a, temple of vouellorse
Sti the wee, et teeth,-Chicalro Post.
THE WHOLE FAMILY.
Sunday School Teacher -And you haVe
brothern or Bitters?
Little Me•TgUttite---Nr1), IVIIVall1; aiu
all tits thildren we've got, --le'ew York
%N.M.
The tollow who Singe bit Ow pralatt
goterinly slugs falsetto,