HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1912-07-11, Page 6NEVER OUT OF STYLE.
(Atlanta Constitution')
The real faellion notes; rifts. donar
bills.
TASTES DIFFER.
(Brooklyn Late.)
Mr. Youngwlfe-Do you cook lobster?
New Cook-Alwaye„ ma'am. Do youso
eat
youre raw?
else A
WHAT MINISTERS KNOW,
(Salt Lake Tribune.)
.4. Southern minister deelares that "hell
le populated with politicians," Queer bow
much tsome ministers claim to know
about hen.
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80 APPROPRIATE.
(Boston Traaseripto
Green peas are said to promote frivol.
itY. No doubt that is why they ars
served with tbe silly aiel Irrespone
spring loath.
WAS THIS A REFLECTION?
(Denver Times,)
M. Neweved-I elook eat make soma
biecalts or .limeh to -day.
New eski-Don' t bother. Let's have
eomething light.
AN OBSTRUCTED ORDER.
(Denver Times,)
Owens -How do you do, Mr. Shears.
What can you show me in the way of
a. new Ault to -day
His Tailor -Your bill, sie-tha,t is decid-
edly in the way of a new suit.
PIN MONEY,
ale -1 underztand that Mrs. Lux gets
MOOQ a year pin-moniey.
ahe-Merey! What is her hilsband's
buoiness?
He -I -ler husband's dead. He left her
a pin factory •
WHERE DID HE LEARN THIS?
(Exohange.)
"Do you alwaye play fair, my little
boy?"
"Not always], .If I can get the advan-
tage of Jimmy, I take It, But I always
make Jimmy play fair with me, though,"
t s •
SHE WANTED TO KNOW.
(Louisville Courier -Journals
14Every human been," said the profes-
sor. "sends out psychie waves."
"Do I .send out psyellic waves?" de-
manded the pretty girl.
"You do."
"And are they mareellecl?"
RATHER WEAK.
(Prom Judge.)
Diner---Wa.iter, bring me a glass ot
water."
waltar-Certainly, air, but you already
have one glass."
Diner -One is not enough. Get me an-
other. I want to strengthen this eotila
CHANGED MAN.
(Boeton Transcript.)
afro. linagg,-You yere a defferent man
aten I marrded you.
Knagg-I sincerely hope so, rot
then I was a fools '
WHAT NEXT?
(Washington Star.)
A Chicago woman says that a heavy
bat produces a low brow. Into the ling
with the weighty tailpiece.
LIKE A GAME.
(Toledo Blade.)
Lots of people. would rather swat flies
than. eiean up their breeding planes.
Swatting is a greater sport.
a -es
AN AUTHOR.
(judge.)
Author -A pen -holder engaged in the
business of mixing ink and words into- a
concoetime by the, use of Which large
quantities of waste e,aper rnay be sold at
a profit.
BY COMPARISON.
(Wasbington Star.)
"You zein to have more respect for the
Weather foreoast than formerly."
"Yes," replied Farmer Corntossel. "Af-
ter looking over the ortmpaign predic-
tlon.s, weather bulletins ,strike me as
mighty reliable.
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wanted us would lurk us," gtaia Miss ing la.ugh. ivierriopatey la better than
certainly do not.," she replica, "bet Would he moet dietestroue," ventured Iria.eneee. homeopathy or ellopatilly far curinr all
"Certainly not," replied Mrs. Smith. LET'S STUDY MERRIOPATHY,
you will pardon me sneaking so frail "1 aln. sue We can't complain," said that make life miserable. Sento Mims -
the gloom dieeasee and grouch comP stints
With you a "I wonder why? Ile has wealth and the Hog Mrs, smith.
why. .11e either regards me aa " We" "Nor rove much cauile of eongratula. joesurinee,edsonarleu.geo. neeme liked the aurgeon's
be cured with a good
"I lurked your opinion and beg yott 1)05iti011, Itlid might eetablish te home and tion, eitheir said xi" Frances. laugh, some can be AmIled away, but
speak plainly" he ecid. be very bappy,' wild Lady Ellsworth. eyou are never Satisfied with any- mass that wam euied by a frown,
neither you. Tier I ever Itnow a a sick -
"Then I 'Ault feel at liberty to do She was desirous of hearing words that thine obeerved Mrs. efainith, impati- The were pheneelan won understands
so. Your lordship will see that your verified her own opinions. She was con- stagy, the tberapeutio value of tun and a .eheer-
immense wealth will be ini ettraction to vineed now that she had been right. tut spirit. M•edielne may be a necessary
"I think, Mother, r would be with one and powerful agent in the treatment of
ninny -woman. Your daughter is a frail "A's a rule, suet inarriagee are very real friend, or even one sincere ocquain- illness, but it may fail where fear and
melaaoholy Join liande with the disease.
girl and of a most peetiliar disposition unhappy ones," remarked Mra. Mont4t* twice. Jut think how hard it is to
--one of those quiet and devot,t1. girls, gue, sereeely; and this completely Teas- enseghter le one of the beet medieines in
clothe up one'e real thoughts and words the world, and lengthene life e.s well as
who, if I am not mistaken, would prefer until one really forgets one'e self." brightens it. "A neerry heart doeth good
one real friend to a world of acquaint- mired Lady Ensworth. They were feter-
like a mediae -le," :reed the wise man, con -
'he "That'e foolish to stay," obeerved Mrs.
ances."
"That is the truth itself," said the iTon, Mrs, Montague Smith -the eldest growl.
rupted now -by the daughters of t
"It's true, nevertheless. If I told the
frtomreugdhrngur. htgertudd'
sequently we may empl4ey it in many
(throats) caees without AMU% • Set the
yneeournedazwithetnlyie hixatlo-
Earl of Dunraven, . atabinlonadges ytIorgt wloadulyd)obfaytisiatenetesa ateuonaerader-
truth, I'd cams° consternation, I as -
"Then it le not at old likely the woman anywhere between twenty and thiniar- sure you." provoke smiles. Cause a few thrills of
humor to run, however weakly, through
you, would select would be accepted by five. The youngeet daughter yeas, darker eFor the love of heaven, don't do it the veins and to tickle the rielbles. The
your daughter as a friend," continued and more petite in form, and had large, eheei., maid Mrs, Sraith. ... , ,. kli°soositnunaregens toteaTebae"elittenvdnvmbTarevk and
Lady Marcia, "And besides, if she were In a few days they were en ;o wave. the b
tian Ilenegle. nt miceobes of mirtle-Chris-
so inclined, ehe could not become your honest evee. that redeemed an exceed -
Some were going to Scotland and a few
be a dieparity in their ages, and thee
daughter's friend because there would ingly plain face. Tine girl wast abrupt in
menner and frank in disponition, and wee to Saliebury House, the home of Lord
Mlnard's Unament Cures Colds, Eto.
would not be so eaeily overcome in a .
generally liked, where the elder, with her and Lady Salisbury. Fortunately the
see*
matter of friendship. Now, my lord, 1 simpering, frivolooe manners, was dinlik-
The invitation had been soured by the PIPE AS INDEX TO CHARACTER
letterf M Smith.
came or the Hon. ra.
have found in my experience that deugh- ed.
tem do not, as a rine, become devoted "Not dree:sed for dinner yet, my lazy ' hardest endeavors. The H911. Mr, Mon- English tobacco smokers may be in
-
Mende of etep-mothere." darlings?" observed the on. -51re. tape said nothing of her intentions. Iterated to hear the requite of a epecial
study of pipe smoking carried. out by
"This is true," said the earl. Smith, playfully. The elder gni simper- "I shell Mifia my whist," observed the
"The woman you would choose might ed, but the face of the. youngest held a Rut . a French specialist with very scientific)
think a. great deal too much of the most quizzical expression, "It Is a pleasant thought to me that methods, Which are now publiehed . .11e
world and the plea.eures that great "I am sure we will be late if we don't I shall be missed," she said, in a, ten- the result of much research the has sum-
marized, li.is discoveries hi the follewing
wealth might bring, and 1 earin,ot free scamper," said Mrs, Smith., and they der voice; "but it is probable that we
how you can foree a companionship be- scampered out of the room like ileho01 shall meet again,' eight clauses:
Lady Ellsworth had been observing 1. The pipe le closely related to the
character of each race. The cigarette
tween, the two." children,
"I 'would certainly be obliged to be "I am sure that woman is exceedingly thshie- little scenes. She had, with her
most careful hi my choice, said the vulgar," thought Lady Ellsworth; "but keen inethict, begun to went danger and eigar are cosmopolitan.
earl confidently. "I should distinctly If Lord end Lady Ashburton ean heve afar, She saw that she had been de- 2. The activity of a nation is propor-
tional to the length of its etem.
let it be known that my daughter holds her as aendend, I can tolerate her for a ceived by the Hon .Mrs. Smith's words,
a place in my heart that no other could while. I am sure I have been doing leer "She ie a dangerous woman, and I am
laborious the nation.
3. The shorter the pipe etem the more
fill." an injustice, for I thought most certain- heartily eorry for the Earil, for she will
"Na, sensible woman would aceept sucb ly she was trying to find an elligible succeed " she thought, and to her great 4. Inversely, the longer the pipe stem
a position as you offer, my lord, You , party for a second marrage, but I was astonishment she heard later that she. the lazier the nation,
would simply advertise for eome person mistaken." had gone to Salisbury House, 5, The thriftiness of a nation is
who is fortune-hunting, and thus be- This somewhat redeemed her in Lady CHAPTER VI. proportion to the size of Its pipe,
:aim lost in a sea of trouble." Ellsvearth's opinion. Lord Wedderburn grew more refit- O. The more wo.steful the nation
The earl was growing uncomfortable, If A e could have heard a conversation leas and unea,sy as time went by. No larger the pipe bowl.
This was all true, but it was not what a little later, between that lady and her raeseage had come from john Bough- 7. The manner of smoking a pipe
he had wished to bear. daughters, she would not have been so man. Dorothy had gone as completely trap the mental character of the
"Then you do not believe I could bet- reassured. out of his life as if the grave had closed tion.
ter my situation by marriage?" he asked. The Hon. Mrs. Montague Smith dire, over her, It Was now growing to be an 8. Tell me what and how you emoke
"Sincerely, I do not," she eald, and maimed her maid and carefully secured and I will tell you what you are. -From
old thought with him, that she was
be knew she spoke truthfully) bat he the door.Standard.
was It seemed not passible that she the London .
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was not quite satigified. "14011 you, it'e. a magnificent scheme. could be alive and they not meet in
"Then there is no' way I can have a, Just imagine I might have been devot- ail thie time The world seemed so small WASA '
ktv Aire, Smith.
In
the
na-
CONFIRMED
_ _
home for my daughter? I mean a set- Ing all this 'time to It; but they con- to him. His brown hair was fast sprink-
tied place of residence, instead of 'lying vinoed me the old eerl would never loll( with gray. The handsome face a
about like an Arab. A quiet home fot marry. Just imagine that I
ns, where we may entertain our friende. wealth, and what it would do for W3
=semi hard, cold look, and lines of care were
Then there is no way that 1 ean yet all! He goes from here to Salisbury written plainly thereon. He had aged
all age?" tion somehow, Just think what good Reemonlee yhoadun
years in that short time. Lady Alicia
build a home that I may enjoy in my House, and I shall manage an invite- young people.
tHoer b r! sonn gmusttogether aat
He was growing pathetic. Lady Mar- fortune is, perhaps, in ADM for nsi"
answer. any cost be won from his great depres-
cia felt that she had a Rare trial to "It is certainly a fine plan. I am
sure -we reay succeed if we all try," said sion. She chose her gueets carefully. In
• "Through maxriage I do not." ahe the elder, .a.11 the number there was not one that
gave the repay feeirles;ly. They were old ' "I am sure you ought to be ashamed Lady Home would not have gladly wel-
"Then you do not belierve I. eould fled er girl, complacently. Young' There was one of the number, the
oomed. as a daughter-in-law.
friends, yet ohe inust spade truly, of beinggruch sehemera," said the
"I do pot say that, my Lord; 1 make "Just imagine a beautiful home in Hon. Miss Emily MeRay, the daughter
of a wealthy Irish peer, that was es -
one disinterested woman to marry me?" This remark was utterly ignored.
no such etatement. I merely ssay i do London, several country' place; ships to peeially eligible, being connected with
or comfart in a second nearelage, and I is a grand. scheme, Just imagine what dozens of the beet families in the realm.
not believe you will find any happipess take us to our home in tbe Indies, It
furthermore believe you would render a preitige that would give us -The the blue blood, but she was cold, stately
Lady Emily possessed the bluetit of
be -
your daugleter, to row the least, very un. Countess of Dunritven and her daugh- and proud, and exceedingly homely, "That's about all we shall ever do, if age.
ing somewhere near thirty years of
comfortable. I do not say that no &sin. tore. Imagine It!"
teerated. Uvaman. would marry you, zuy
souse and overstep the baueede of friend_ . the yet -Inger girl. and good family connections. She earn -
Lady .Alicia worshipped blue blood
Lord; to say that, I would overrate fily 1 judge by what I have seen," observed
._ miefundets.tiand ggeg other. you would Mrs. Montague angrily. fatly hoped Lord Reginald -ivoeld settle
the matter by selecting Mise MeRay.
ship. I will review the matter, lest we "What do you mean " asked the Hon.
you," said. Miss Frances He laughed, sang and danced with them,
make a eecond marriage. You are desk.- "I mean, mother, ;that I do not believe
owe of founding a. home of peace andbut gave them no more eerions thought.
he even likes
"That's no reason he will not do- so One night there was to be a ball at
happiness for your old age, and to pro. Smith.
vdde eomparrionship for your daughter.
I have paid him xio attention as Castle Royal. It was one of a series of
seldom fail when I begin a thing."
yet. i splendid. entertainments given there.
Your daughter, haven.g a most tender and
"That's true, mother," answered Fran- Lord Wedderburn dreseed early and
loving dieposition, has little love of gen-
ces. "I think, mother, it's well worth sat in the library, The postman brought
eral frlenaship, but is exelusively &trot -
ed to the few she honore with her friend -
trying. We must manage it at aay in a large package of mail. There was
cost," observed. Miss Irene Mary. only one letter that attracted his at -
ship. To find a, zompanion, far her, you
must marry a very young woman, and as
The dinner bell rang and found the rion. He had grown weary of wait -
a young afid evealthy cotuitees che woTulthde ing for tidings that never came. He
eourt and be courted by society, da, ht 1 k" peeked the letter up carelessly and read:
"Lord Wedderburn: Some time ago
Hon. Mrs. Montague Smith and her
testes of the two would clash here, eine::
thing in. palmistry If you married an older woman, the was, selected as her escort to dinner. cation from a person named Solomon
(Boston Trariecripta she blessed her lue'eley stars tneir gat beet,
etanr1
the daughter cares so little for society. we received a most startling conimuna
Griggs -Do you believe there is any -
young fellow seen get a. pretty girl to
Briggee-sererr-er-yes, believe If a daughter could not have the least corn- yo.hr comps.ny but very little, my lord," Sir It
Broughatu, saying he could prove that
'We have not had the pleasure of
of her fetus* husband. be to buy a, home, wherever your Lord- Ba'1"1 go about but very little," observed leis death left a late will bequeathing ,
obert Home had married and at !
give hien her .hand he can tell the name leenionship whatever. My advice would
Mrs. Smith, in her sweetest voice.
BAITING THE TRAP. mistress of your home, and fiel rear Aim Montague Smith looked. What a • everything to his only child, a daugh-
have heard nothing further from the
it= ship may deeide, make your daughter the
(Boston Transcript.) houoe With her friends and your Ovirit, aid raagnificent looking woman she was.
"What are you cutting out of .tia you will be happiest. I do not presume "Tide is a bad habit that we all should writer. hence concluded there is no fouu- i
"About a California. man securing a Y lieve it right to ever let our
Wirefully guard against. I do not be- to notify your lordship of it. We have no .
live d dation for such a story, but concluded I
paper?" to offer the Earl of Dunraven any ad- '
divoree beea,use his wife wont through enee.... ..I. have given what you asked. --my al in ,
is pockets.' canoed opinions. - or become burdensome. When people be rendered at all unectinfortable by i
s rag f *th ' it and beg that you will not I
*What are you going to do with it?" The Earl knew 0:LA Lady Marcia Els- exclude themselves from society for a such an impossible story.
"Put it in my pocket," worth had .spoken truly, but this was not time, they begin to mope and lose all I
GENEROUS. Yours ete., etc.,
for some encouragement, for some one to aiiller, Wiggins dr, Naylor. .
what he wanted to hear. He had noPea pleasure in it."
"That is indeed true," assented the Lord Viredderburn read the letter over .
(Boston Transcript.) bolster up his own weak °Pinions, for the - earl earnestly. He was thinking over carefully the setond time. He was sime :
Jack -When, I met my pretty cousin at 'Earl hiniaelf doubted the advietebility of
eLady Elleworth's made add he felt she ply bewildered. Then he was not the
the train I was kin doubt whether 1 houid i
kise her. the net. had be -en somewhat mistaken in her owner of this proud old estate. There '
•Tom -Well, what did you do? They were now interrupted by the re- views. His heart was still sore from was some
Jack -r gave her the benefit of the turn of one of the peaty. The Earl "With- this conversation and these words were girl at oue else, and a
doubt. that. Ile had iield
the earl: He was thinking how well ter, We waited a reasonable time, but
ste-ao -.....- drew at olICO from the room. The /Amon like bahn to him. thie estate M1 these years when he lied
who entered was especially disliked by "I find it so easy to fall into the hab- Ito right to it. The whole thing was
AS THE ACTOR SEES IT, the Earl; this was the Hon. Mrs, Mon- it of giving things up and making slaves most prepoeterous. He utterly refused
(Satire.) tague Smith, a widow with, two grown of ourselvee. Now I have given up to believe it. His uncle, Sir Robert,Th.a
th
Stage Aepirant-What Is e proper daughters. What claims the lion, Mrs, music so that after years of hard labor • married mi
an, and no one knew t 1 en
method of procedure for becoming a.
great actor? Motttague Snaith had on eociety, or by I can only play a few little melodies he thought of hie owiehease, and won -
The Suceessful Actor -Five years start- what means society had any claims on for my own amusement. But my daugh. delve, if the statement were n.little: ilow
Inge, 25 Years starving and two years etar- *le Hon. Mrs. Montagne Smith was be- tars both play well and this amuses inc. many of his friends would. believe it. He
ring, Then begin all °vet -again.
yond any ordinary power to know, for We are devoted to our home life, and beeneen alarmed; then he resolved not
THE ONLY FEAR. the late Mr. Smith was a, London draper when we have been roaming around for to think of it, or trouble over it, until
who tonaseed a considerable fortune, and a fow months it seems perfectly delight- be heard More of it. If the man bad
(Pucka
New Merchant -How big an ol, would
inherited a position and small fortune ful to get h.ome again," any evidenoe, he would come to him,
t
you advise? from a more fortunate,. kinsman. He died This happened to be the very thing
Advertising Man -That depends on how and left the Ividow with o moderate for. that the earl most, wished for, Here Jewish money -lender. Ile was sure if
and the naane sounded like that of a,
ninny tons of customers your store floor tune, which she proceeded at once to Was a person who heel a home, and that the man had any evidence he would.
will sustain. You wouldn't want 'em to
break through into the cellar, of course! squander in pursuit of worldly position. borne seemed delighthd after they had. leave come at once to him to get money.
- t s - N.ow, how the Hon. Mrs. Montague been absent for a time. This was what Would he tell his mother? He thought
.IMPARTING INFORMATION. Smith succeeded in getting invited to the earl moet longed for. of her great grief that be would not
(Chicago 't ribunea these houses was never known, but that "It certainly mitst be so," he answer- Inatzry, and thus secure this grand old
Algy (in grand stand) -That fellow out he and her
daughtefs were visitors at ed, thinking how entity years he had estate to the family forever. He sre-
there, in the eentee, you know, who the 'les engWM quite certain. 'no havspent in wandering about, and having e membered that she once said it would
throwthe ball is called the pitcher. queetioned her hotts and hostesses they no settled home. The dinnerprogress- ' • leeve the fa'
to the bush leaguers; he's got a motion would have told you that they peresenal- ed nicely, and every ono was in the best decided to nay nothing to her about it,
kill her to a old home, He
The Girl -Yee, and he ought to go back
on him like an old eoW trying to kick ly did not like the Sinithet, "but ehe is a of spirits. and he joined his guests with the Weight
a fly off her back," dear friead of Lord •annd Lady — and I "How strange I did not notice how of another seeret on his mind. He had
THE UNION LABEL.
(Buffalo Express.)
had to invo
ite her theie aecotint, et MNSmith always WaS in exceedingly pleasant Mrs. Montague carefully hidden the letter, that no one
ourse." This would have been the truth,
Smith was," thought the earl, and he dee should see it tuttil lie had more ova
Tho 11011
e
reineinberea e.vith interne that he /led dence of its truth. lf it were proven
. , a
positively disliked her. That evening true, then he lied wronged his uncle's
1 on •er
Iti the eoming restaurant- g • e thusi stic
"Here, waiter, take this soup away. she had a game of whist With him and ehild out of her inheritance all those
What do you mean by bringing me setup Might mattera. ,
"My dear Lady Ellsworth, 1 nut sure altogether, i taken altogeer, it was one of the years, but he had done so unwittingly.
with a dirtv bit of impel! floating around
in 11?" , frightened away the Eoxl," ,slee said, moat pleasant evenings he had ever The ball passed off, ea ell Lady
with" t that "Oh, not We had about e ride d. our Aliela's balls did, eucceeefttlly. Lord
conversation," saia Lady Elleworth. spent.
The next day they were all ring to Reginald had entertaitied nobly, but he
ee can't ,Sere Yeti seull,
I'I i r . Tbare the union label,"
and Mrs, Smith asked the earl "it he formed its duty perfectly; yet there was
av ebune me, rind I itin Sul% 1 dorl't knOW
; 4 •
tegigg Earl 15 pec.ttliaa.. Be absolute. vuat some rules in the neigh orhood„ went about like it nmehine that per -
OUT ALL NIGHT
(Montreal Herald.) was not going? We will eve in the no pleaeure in it for him. nnswered
a. fortunc-hunter Ana I am quite eure
01 ing marines on Sunday morning etepped frieeds know diet 1 would not ex. ()ae-1)1" li Buggegt". Now, it hiiPPan- eaestions, and even eonversod when his
A minister observing some boysplay-
to them, and atechange my freedom for anyone's money"
,ed. that the earl detested the miserable mind was on another aubject altogethei.
im en .
"Boys, do you know
ed whetineday hVile le?" 3 tidy Ellsworth was not eonvineca of single conveyances, and he woe greatly Be had not known that he had re -
"III, fellers," shoute, "ereas a
pleased. Ile ateepted at once, and it nutined MiSil Malay's Side half the
oove as doesn't know What day this IP, tin, truth Of this, but she felt reassured
ewes he's been out air night.'
IMPATIENCE.
(Wriehineion :Star.)
f 1
was one of the pleasantest -days he had evening; that he had paid hoe apeeial
passed n any years. In after yeare . attentions, and that her girl friends
a .
1 DI
"I am sure you do the Earl a great hi- he alivays thought of it as the day he were already eongratulating her, and
'th,tiee. Ito is net 80 aVerS0 -t0 WOlilart- was king in bus fool's Eden, that Lady Alicia had looked OA and
-nal as yott thiuk. I AM sure 1,.. In t‘such it splendid day we have hadie smiled. most sweetly and approvniglyv
Pantie ef the iireinenie Of hinnan eY- be pewit:Wed to marry again. You knew exclaimed Mrs. Montagne Smith to her and tha,t MISS MeRay Wag very happy.
fonnnex.' and mere leit daughter is Lie iaol, and the life he atuoiters3 on her roturn. (To be °withal:ed.)
atenee are betomine mole
"Yee," /apnea the admire:1y parent. 4#r .. hi!ils is indeed Inest pitiable. aly heart
, "So pleased that )aru enjoyed it," sim ---....4 ; • II
, an bardiy wait for my daur,liti !stzl Irad. atileS tor Me< aged that are hornelees, alio eerea mig, smith. KING AND QUEEN COUSINS,
iietion eesay to let us enieN Wi,,,t1. to tid 644111St ;Link. things are progressing
-about I110311." gnat wealth i‘t semetlinei as great a bar r The Qiieen is doubly releted to the
to leeppieese al extreme poverty. It fineiy__that idiotic earl Positively en. Ring, as she is his eceond cousin onee
BUT THERE. ISN'T A MAGGIE IN 6 1.6v(ItY of 1"ve otd Irli'"""'lh l'e IN joyed removed, both through King Edward
himself. wits nearly killed with
THE BLOCK.
ticlworth had grown more emir:dental being bored by hint, and the others had and Queen Alexandra. The first nOtriett-
(Detroit l'ree Drees.) then yelled. Up to the preeent time tae emelt delightful eonipanyi" tion is Ori tile Rent side and the seeond
had regarded the lion. Mrs, Niontegee e11 be had known your real feelings, through the lete Queen Louise of Dere
bi'ra'Aectet‘e t11"('. niattY ‘1111412") in S't)ti)lnlill RSA Io.oking alout for a d3tro.ille- mother, i imagine he would not have mark, the mother of Queen Alexandra
..r finyout say there are. Livery time 1 part!, but the em
Most phatie denial eon- found you such pleasant company", said having been it niece of the first Duke of
eon woriorie in to '.upper no 1OQL1 than vine, e her he had 4001 Illigtft1011, MO I.4'rances. Cambridge's wife, Augusta of liesse.---,
mlyt'll N'tri"' "1" "n1/1" til 8141 "1 am sure a marriage for the r,,t‘t1 Her mother looked at her, but saw Pall Mall Gazette,
last I Naant.”
DYSPEPTIC
New Finds It_a Pleasure to Epley Meals
Here is a case which seemed as bad
and as hopeless as yours can possibly be.
This is the experience of Mr. H. J. Brown,
384 Bathurst $t., Toronto, in his own
words:
"Gentlemen -I have much pleasure in
mentioning to you the betefits received
from your Na-Dru-Co Dyspepsia Tablets
and cati cheerfully recommend them.
simply had confirmed dyspepsia with all
its wretched symptoms, and tried about
all the advertised cures with no success.
You have in Na-Dru-Co Dyspepsia
Tablets the best curative agent I could
find. It is now such a pleasure to enjoy
meals with their consequent nourish-
ment that I want to mention this for the
benefit of others."
The fact that a lot of prescriptions or
so-called "cures" have failed to help you
is no sign that you have got to go on
suffering. Try Na-Dru-Co Dyspepsia
Tablets and see how quickly this sterling
remedy will give you relief and start your
stomach working properly. If it doesn't
help you, you get your money back. soc
a box at your druggist's. Compounded
by the National Drug and Chemical Co.
of Canada, Limited, Montreal. 141
EASILY UNDERSTOOD.
Host -Excuse me, That's my phone.
At phone: -011. yes. What's that? You
can't give me the hour promieed I
could have to -morrow? Oh, that's all
right No, no, it doesn't incommode me
in the least. Any other time will do.
Don't mention it, Goodby."
Friend ----That must have been your
dentist,
Host -It was, --Cleveland Plain Deal-
er,
ROBIN'S NEST IN DRAWING Room
saw yeeterdey in a friend's draw-
ing room a unique sight. During
cleaning operations a robin flew into
the room and made repeated attempts
at building a nest in the corner shelf
of a cabinet, The building material
Of leaves, etc., was cleared away
twice, but after the room. was (dean-
eti the determined little redbreast
tried again and outmoded so far one
day that humanity forbade its re.
icotion,
Now you can see a beautiful nest
cunningly hidden behind a jar of
flowers aod an ornament, on which
the robin mother is sitting with her
tail cocked over the edge and her
beady eyes always on the alert. She
flies in and out at the ()Pen window,
makes no litter about the room and
is hatching out the usual number of
eggs. Music on an organ or a. piano
does not seem to disturb her, and the
room may be full Of vieitors at tea
without any sign or sound from the
little visitor in the cupboard. -From
the Scotsman.
Digby, Nr, S.
Mtinard's Liniment Co., Limited.
Gentlemene-Last August my horse
was badly cut in eleven places by a
barbed wire fence. Three of the cuts,
(small ones) healed soon, but the others
became foul and rotten, and though
I tried many kinds of medicine they
had no beneficial result. At laet a doc-
tor advised me to use MLNARD'S LINI-
MENT and in four weeks' thne every
sore was healed and the hair has grown
over each one in fine condition, The
Liniment is certainly wonderful in its
JOHN R. HOLDEN.
world ng.
Witness, Perry Bilker.
NO CREDIT TO CANADA.
(Ottawa. Fre Press.)
'The Farmers' Bank prosecution is
producing a we:cattail of things which is
not a credit to Canadian Justice. W. R.
Teavers, the wrecker of the bankis al-
lowed to go •arotind Toronto practioataly
a guest of the Government, is permitted
to visit theatres, have good diallers and
smoke good eiglairs, wbele an ordinary
prisoner wqulci be kept in close confine-
ment wthdle ne was in attendaloce as a
witness.
"And Beattie Nesbitt, the other figure
in the public eye in connection with the
earne institution, la out on bail and Is
permitted to go off to his Muskoko Is-
land to enjoy himself for the week -end.
"Had either of them stolen a Iota of
bread they would have been kept In Jail,
but because they are charged with
waseckin ga bank they are allowed privi-
leges refused to 121114111er ori
re minals.
thetwo statidards of justice for rogues
great and rogues small?
MInard's Llnirrient Corea Diphtheria.
WALKING OR RIDING.
(Iloston Post.)
An Englishman In Dublin was asked by
an Irish cab driver sf he wished to ride
throtigh the eity.
"No,", replied the Englishman; "I am
al)leth.v
tnle:tv:Il,c4li"
" replied the Jehu, "nlaY
your honor long be able, but Seldom
WiSlitilnegee.'sil' is Merely a matter of erofiting
4.44
most by the fewest mistaken
NA-DRU.00
Extract 01
WildStrawberry
Compound
is safe, reliable, and most
effective in all cases of
Diarrhoea,CholeraInfantum,
Summer Complaint, and
Cholera Morbus,
In 25e. and 50c. bottles,
at your Druggist's.
NATIONAL IMO AND CHEMICAL CO.
OF CANADA, LIMITED. 211
FIRE LOOKOUTS.
1..••••••••••••••••••
Watchmen to Be Kept on the Sum-
mits of Vermont Mountains.
An act recently reessed b the Vermont
Legislature to 'help m she prevention of
forest fires permitted the State forester
to maintatn a watchman during a danger
season on any high hill or mountain
whioh was properly conneeted with the
outside world with telephene. This is
along the line of the ss stem of lookouts
maintained in Nesv Ballaalars,
and New York.
Last Summer a telephone wes con-
structed by the State to the summit of
Camels Hump and an arrangement was
made with the \‘'eterbury Club, which
maintains a camp on the eunernit, to look
out for fires. It Is planned, says the
Vermonter, to build a permanent snelter
this year and maititabt a trained watch-
man -during -dry seasons.
This is nut only for tbe protection of
the land solace \sae given to the State by
coa. Batten, but to pre:vent fires in the
neighboring towns whieh can es ovEr-
looked from the summit. A similar sta-
tion will be ecluipeed as soon as funds
are available in the summit of Bromley
Mount in tho southern part of the State%
a mountain NNbilh NVIAS giVell to the Etate
by I. 3. liapgood.
Since the State eannot eelablish these
stations on private holdings ONVIlers of
timber lands have two methods of ob-
taining them, One of these is to donate
to the State a hill ur mountain overlook-
ing a large part of their holdings, and It
Is hoped that evenetually niany owners
of mountains for une rtkason or another
will follow the example of Mr. Hapoud
and Col. Battell, and tliat a large portien
of the Gren Mountain Range will belong
to the State to which it has elven its
nazne. The other method is itir the own-
er to build the station and equip it with
a telephone, The State forester can
then put In a watchman,
ANGRY SPARROW KILLS MAN.
From Huron. Randolph county, coulee
news of one of the most peculiar deaths
ever chronicled. Jacob Doll, a prosper-
ous farmer, who owned and operated a
farm of Ili acres near that place, was
the victim, and two fighting English
sparrows, were the unusual cause of his
dea tit.
Mr. Doll was sitting, asleep, in a large,
old-fashioned hickory rocking chair on
the front porch of his house with his
head tilted beck. Stinenly the spar-
rows, which had been Sighting in mid-
air, swooped. violently across the porch
and either a beak or 'talon of one
might in the flesh of the sleeping man's
neek, tearing a large, jagged wound and
cutting the jugular vein.
By the time Mine Doll Came to the
poreb from the kitehen her husband lay
unconscious on the floor. Efforts to
check the flow of blood were futile, and
Mr. Doll milled before a physician an
rived.--Yrom the Wheeling News,
Acts Quickiy on Corns, Sore
root Lumps, Callouses
It's a new wrinkle for Corne-a pain-
less remedy that quivkly removes the
corn. Don't doubt it, this ie a dead sure
thing, lifts 'em nut quiek-roots end
branches. No pain, no eear, no more
salves or paste. Just apply Putuatn's
Painless Corn Extraetor, 2.10 a bottle.
Substitutes pay the dealer best, al'et-
mini's" pays you best beeauee it lids
your feet of corns. Take no other then
Putnam's Painless Corn and Wart Ex-
tractor, Sold by druggiste.
COURT mos.
A Matter Fell of Trouble for Mon
Presented to Royalty.
London -The question of the eerrect
costume to be worn at court* aad levee:*
Is always a source of anxiety to those
privileged to attentt those functions.
With women it is a Mere Qr leria
straightforward matter, and ene that
can safely be left to expert, milliners and
dressmakers, but with men it Is far
otherwiee, The moet frequeot mietenees
arise from the feet that 'there are two
etyles of court dress at Kowa permit-
ted to the ordinary civilian, an. old and
a new,
Both are of black velvet, but the (*t-
or dress is more elaborately ornament-
ed with eteel buttone, and there are
Ince frills and ruffles at the 110eX end
wrists. The mistakes arise front at-
tempts to introduce some of these orna-
ments of the old court dress into the
simpler form of the new.
Sometimes people in uniform come to
court wearieg the trousers prescribed
for it levee leetead of the breeches ne-
ceeettry for cour Wrest). 11 there is time
the Lord Chamberlain's officials oceasje
onally insist on, their going home to
rectify buck' mistakes, but as there is no
need at courts for many of the men
to enter the presence at all they are
often allowed to pass with the warn-
ing to keep in the background as much
as possible.
The court dress of a private gentle-
man costs from $145 to $240, aceording
to the elaboration of the steelwork in
the buttons and sword. hilt. The de-
tails of the expense 0 -re as follows:
131ack velvet eoat, $50.40.
Steel buttons, $9.60 to $25.20.
Bleck velvet breeches, $20 to $35.
1,1
5.16,511.te satiu waistcoat, $10,10 to
1
Cocked hat, $12 to $18.
Knee and shoe bucklee„ $4.80 to
o,;.0.
Sword, $10.80 to $75.60.
. Members of the royal household need
about $1,448 worth of uniforms.
The rep:illations of the Lord Chamber-
lnin's department for the drese of those
who attend courts or levees are Flo
Strict that an expert vourt tailor is post-
ed atthe entraece of the rooms in
which the functions are held, It is lus
duty to scrutinize the clothes of each
Man nag:Ming thLcourt and to draw
attention to any irregularity.
MICnoawrdsis Liniment Cures Garn
Garet I
A FIVE FOOT CATFISH.
There are still Wine pretty goal sized
eatfluli in the ‘016,60.11111 River. Two fish-
ermen took OM 11,011 net near the Han-
nibal Bridge this mornhos that weighed
125 lemmas and NV8.5 0. eeant Melt short
of five feet In length.
The fishermen walked tato the eitY
market with the big, fieli suspended aCrOSA
their shoulders. Fish &sailers o.t the
market zeal It was the largest Missouri
Myer eattish ilet had been brought in
In ten years. The fish nietssfured eleven
inches between the eyes. -Prom the Kan-
sas City Star.
Minaret's Liniment Cures Distemper.
1.31.4.••••./..Yeaw.*Iteoefg
SISTERLY.
(Dansville Advertiser.)
Nell -Here is the engagement ring
Georee gave me. Lovely, isn't it? I
wonder -what it's worth?
ISItty--I know just what it's worth,
dear. When George gave it to mo I
went down and aeked the price. It's a
$47 ring on installmente of a dotter
NvOtk:
AT THE PICNIC.
(Examinee
"When the ants are in the Weide.,
Wheu the flies are in the ple;
'Mien the daddy-longiegs tiekles
And a gnat gets in your eye;
When the fuzzy eaterpilare
Tumble In the lemonade,
4:Men you know you're at tt plena)
And We ninety in the shade."
A man never feels eoinfortable In s
dress suit if he remembe,:s that he will
have to go back to work the next morit-
BY THREES.
Three paths that lead but to the grave
-ailopath, Itornecasath and oeteopath.
Three metione -mat rash ue, puea. us
and deliglit loecatiotion, promotion
and motion pietures.
Three ereama that eool us, fool 1U1
and rule us• ---ice cream, face cream and
cream uf society,
Thies milks that we get and give -
half milk, all Wilk i1.11,3 the inilk of
hUman
Three sights that are great --foresight,
hiudeight and out -of -sight.
Three ehips that are more or leee
certain----triendAip, courtship and air.
ship,
Three days that are universally re -
mem beredeebi rth da y, holida y and hey-
day.
Three htearte that beat anythiag in
the world -big heart, warm heart ead
sweethea rt.
Three times that we go by and stop
byeeSIONV time, fatit lime and tune to
qu i J udge's Libra 17.
=
50 CENTS
PER WEEK
Puts An Organ or Piano in
Your Home.
On Friday, March 15th, we coramena
ed our annual slaughter sale of all used
inetruniente in etuuk. This year seas
us with double the number we ever
had. Some eighty-five instruments are
offered and among them organs bear-
ing names of each well-known makers
is Bell, Kern, Thomas, Doherty and
1)OILlilli!)11. The prices of these range
from $15 to $60 at the above terms.
The pianos bear such well-known names
of makers as Decker, Thorned, Herald,
Weber, Wormwith and ileintzman &
Co. Every instrument has been repair-
ed. by our 01311 woikinen, and carries a
five years' guarantee, and as a special
induceuient we will make an agreetnent
to take any instrument back on ex-
change for a better one any time within
three years and allow every cent paid.
Send post. card nt once for complete
list. with full particulars.
ITeinteman & Co., 71 King street Kid,
Hamilton.
BODLEY'S LIBRARY.
'The upper tiocr of Sir Thomas Bod-
ley's great library was originally intend.
ed as a stotehouse for books' when the
lest of the building should be full. It
it as decorated, partly through Bodley's
request, and partly through the munifi-
eence of the university, with a row of
SUMO 222 heads, painted high up on the
wall close under the ceiling, and grouped
together as philosophers, poets, divine or
physicians, according to the subjects for
which their prototypes were famous.
The libtary was opened In 1602, and
Owe 1 -ears later, writes Mrs, Regineld
Poole, in her "Catalogue of Portraits in
Oxford," the first portrait to be housed
within its walls was presented by Thom-
as Earl of Dorset, Chancellor of ilbe uni-
versity, and Was put up where it now
stands, The bust of the rot/n(1er, which
was "carved to the life by an excellent
hand in London," and intended for the
"perpetual memory of him and Ills boun-
ty to the public," is the only portrait of
Sir Thomas Dudley we posse" which
was given in his lifetime. It was not
till 1634, twenty ears PAW' his death, that
the university acquired the large eanvas
'which displays the best known figure of
him. -Form the London Globe.
USES FOR SULPHUR.
There has been a marked Improve.
ment In the Siciiirin sulphur industry
during the yilars 1910 and 1911, wheit
445,5a4 metric toils were exported.
The improvea amend fcr brimstone
Is attributeu mainly to improved con.
ditions of the wine market in. wino
g•rowing countries.
V6.0/
'Nur. SSI4 28,
,
PlIttiP WANTED.
Vua,kr.000-4xVERTENctinl..) Deallanai
T room %iris; highest 'sagas; parTriaN
nent position, Aopin Wahlort afoteh
Um/niter).
frwo
TT or ttn.** years' expor eteadY
employment, Apply, Attaing wages.
varenuyl raireank, Oel Springs, Ont.
1/N011 MEN, In04 HIGH MASS
-11-3 cabinet work; stair work; hard-
woods; else sticker num; *tate expertemo
and wages required, Itielght Bres.,
Burks' Palls, Ont.
OABINIET 11AICEILS, FCIA
OR SPEL
work; highest wage paid to good
men; steady work guaranteed. Jones
Broe. 8; Co., Limited, 'Sundae, Ont.
COATMAICER Vutser-cLAss
male preferred; also pant and vest
maker; steady position the year round;
Rood Prices, Millar & Co., GeorgetdolVno
Ont.
•-••
Kidneys Wrong?—*
If they are you are in danger. When
through weakness or disease the
kidneys fail to filter the Impurities
from the blood, trouble comes at once.
Backache, Rheumatism, Sciatica,
Gravel, Diabetes, Gall Stones and the
deadly Bright's Disease are some. of
the results of neglected kidneys, Dr.
Morse's Indian Root Pills contain
a most effective diuretic which
strengthens and stimulates the
kidneys to that they do their work
thoroughly and well. Try
lviorses
Indium, Root Pillo
OSOCIE, UPHOLSITEilts
s findalters, eabirket makers rand
machine bIEVIldiEf. Have geed openiage for
unskiled labor, The Bell Furniture 00.1
Southampton, Ont.
ANT.x.D — CANJI»LtN GOY1iRN-
TV
anent wants railway mall clerks;
cety mail carriers, employees In day poet -
offices, Examinations everywhere soon.
Excellent 4alal1e.424 00eranen education
sufficient. Write for full information
and free sample queetdons from previone
examinations. Franklin Institute, De-
partment D, 188, Resshester, N. Y.
WANTED
Smart girls and women wanted to
take good positions in knitting, winding
and finishing departments; nice, clean,
pleasant work; highest wages paid. Ap-
ply at once by letter to The SVIoneech
Ieeitting Co., Limited, Dunnville, Ont.
FARMS FOR SALE.
ON E HUNDRED ACHES - ALL
cleared, well fenced and watered;
soil clay and clay loam; good barn and
house; giookl erelsard; one mile from
CooketoWn. Apply to Orlando Lewis,
Cooketown.
AGENTS WANTED.
..."4"""•••
SALESMEN WANTED - IN ALL
parts of Canada, to handle subdi-
vision in Swift Current, Sask.; close In-
c.. S. Garrett, Burns' Block, Calgary,
Alberta.
FOR SALE.
lterrILLINIIIIRY BUSINESS FOR 1M -
mediate sale -in a ,clestrable village;
no opposition. Per particulars address
Miss 11. WiIzon, Granton, Ont.
$2400 — AGON SHOP .A.ND
dwelling; town of 2,600; good
chance for young man; no opposition and
Plenty to do; moueystualter. Cober, Dar -
wen & Co., Box 206, Hespeler.
$2311(1-SUBUR BAN GROCERY STORE
`ens and dwelling, stable, large lot;
live -western town; stock about OW. In-
vestigate, Cober, Darwen & Co., Box
205, Hesneler, Ont.
monsanommeasoll
REAL ESTATE,
PUT YOUR MONEY INTO
WESTERN LANDS
and WATCH IT GROW. We have
two first class half -sections in Alberta.
Price way below the market. Let us
write you about them
VOORHEIS & LEWIS, REAL ESTATE
ANT) FINANCIAL AGENTS, NANTON
BUILDING, WINNIPEG, MAN.
Watrous
Central Addition
$300 for acre lots, one black teem,
Main street, within the city limits,
and adjoining the Grand Trunk Pa-
cific original town -site. These are
money-makers. A few dollars down
and the 'balance in easy payments.
Refund guaranteed in three years if
not satisfied, with interest at 6 per
cent. Lots on Main street 1125 and
up. Agents wanted. A liberal com-
nnszion to agents. Booklet, maps,
price lists, etc., sent on request.
Write to -day to
The CI HIWISENDEN COI, Limited
319 Somerset Mock
WIN MPEG MAN.
•••••••••• • • • 1 • law Noi wow. *atm. 1 •
INVESTMENTS.
INVESTMENT
.Cholcest Securities yielding from 5
to 6 per cent.
Send for particulars to
G. A, STIMSON & CO.
Toronto. Ont.
••1
NA71-1Y BE CONTENT WITH SIVIALL
intereat? We have many opportuni-
ties to make loans; absolute security; $
per cent. net to investor; improved pro-
perty: Canadian Northern and branch
Canadian Pacific Railways corning 1915,
with terminus here; values will rise
quickly; investigate and buy before the
rise; largest apple district in Province;
we sell large acreage; city, orchard and
farm lands; information and literature
free. Apply 'Wilkinson & Fisher, Ks -
lot\ na. B. C.
AND SAFETY-eINVEST
your money in first snort -
gages on Western land.
OWe net you six per cant,
yearly, clear of experxso.
Write for information
and references.
Davis & Macintyre. Moose Jaw, Sask
MISCELLANEOUS.
When Your Eyes NeedCaro
Try Marine Eye Reme y. No Smarting. -Feels
Fine -Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak,
Watery Eyos and Granulated Eyelids. Illus-
trated Book ir each Package. Murine Is
comnunded by our Oculista-not a "Patera Med-
icine' -but used In successful PhystelanS' Prac-
tice for many pean. islow dedicated to the Pub -
lie and sold by Druggists at 23c and 15130 per Dottie.
Murino liyo salve in Asoptle Tubes, 26e and bee.
Morino Eyo Remedy Co., Chicago
•
4t Eae
ti, iYjn'-t riiy to eisd. Sthen
Ciiiiciree le.oriitflr,wilvt.' "L• • •
,$-5.10() for (-Amiplote
-including Teta flunk, 'Wtterk AT ime.r..
. .
,or,umnus si!ortinkNi)
c1ttaEspaNbrqvc:c.cot,i,E6F. 001.
LEFT HANDED.
Among the world's left handed geni-
uses was Leopardo da 'Vinci, who wrote
a treatise on aviation, the handwriting
of which travels from the right eide of
the page to left. Nelson, too, was left
handed -but that WAS from necessity.
d. R. Green regards a Story ef Nei -
SOWS Visit to Yarmouth. "A storm met
him on his landing, but the danger fail-
ed to prevent Uis appearance on the
quay. When the freeman's oath waa
tendered to WM) the town clerk notieed
that the hero plaeed his left hand on
the book. Shooked at the legal impro-
priety, he said: 'Your right hand, Thy
lord!' 'That, observed Nelson,
Texterifi*/°--London Chronicle.