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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1912-05-30, Page 6• , issosistripssossossssf40.14,M4sOrsfssOlksosomissosossmessso4s4 ..eatiesesiseiessahaseet, • e IN A GLASS HOUSE. (Boston Troneeripte Tom --Doesn't your girl.* rather cod eaU dealt for staying Fe late? Jr:eh-Wen, no. You see I generally' meet him at the gate connive mime treyn the club. 111....,-.•• • NOT WORTH MUCH. (Detroit ii`ree Prese.e "Le that dog of yours valuable? guess t)0I. I've only lost lent once ftit wo yea' 0.4.• WOULD BE BETTER. (Satire.) • "'The bridegroom isa pleasarit mare, he lute that eertain soznething- "I'd rather have a man with some- thing certain," ENOUGH FOR WILLIE. (Puck.) a:earlier-Wane, ghee three proofs that the world actually is Loma .1% illiarn-The 14001c 6146 80, y u ;jay ae, and mie says So. • •••••••••••••••••••.•••41111•4411wr ••••••.•••••••• AN OBJECTION. (Life.) "Doe't you think the coal mines ought te ae controlled by tile government?" "I might if I didn't Tema, wee) agate -ale el tar novernment." THE DIFFERENCE. (Galveston Newe,' The old-rishioned woman who used to (atria' aags to town end buy sillier mea- l:zee' a daughter who is up to tnut' f tend buys eggs. STAGE TALK. (Life.) "walla says she bad ber audience in tears last night." believe it, They were crying for their money back, poor things." I. THE REST EASY. (Boston Transcript.) She -I'm weary of being a bachelor wire - er-do you know rm a bit eielt or being a spinster man, aaaa VELOCITY. (Pathfinder.) Teacher -What is veloeity, Johnnie? Jelinnie-Velocity is what a. fellow Jets go 6f a wasp with. -II- FROM HIS PERSONAL FRIEND. • (Punch.) "I can't 'alp smillif when I looks at yam, Sam. You're such a ugly blighter. Aven't yer kids never told yer of it?" *** HOW IT WAS DONE. • HOME EXPLANATIONS. (EXchange,) Mr, NeWlywed-When I married you I didn't know yoUr salary was so ((Intl% Mr. Newiywed-Neither did I. It looked big to me then. • r, SOCIAL SCALE. CHIPS OF THE OLD BLOCK. atioutreal eleralda "Muriel," said the mother, to her ethall daughter. "Why is it that you and your small brother aro always quarreling?" "I don't know, replied aluriel, "unless he takes after you, and 1 after Papa." e A CHEERFUL JOKE. (Cincinnati Tnquirer.) He -Why did Peckley suicide? She -He clairned that his wife nagged nine into it. He -So he junePed trite the jaws of death to escape tite jaws of life. ADVANTAGE OF ADVOIRDUPOIS. (Boston Transcript.) Ticket Agent -I can't give you a lower berth, sir; they are all taken. Mr. Islatleigh-TizaiSs all right, give me an upper. When the man who has the lower notices my size and -weight he'll be glad to exchange, • ir -3- A NEW OULT. (eacOoll's Magazine.) "ICitty," said her mother, rebukinglY, "you must sit still when you are at the ' table." 4'I can't, mamma," protested the. little girl. "I'm a fidgetarian." 1Is4r-4 EXEMPTIONS. (Clevela,nd Ple.in Dealer.) Prometheus was growing reminiscent. "It is true," he said, "that I stole fire from heaven, but I'm hanged if they can blame me for the smouldering cigarette and the carelessly thrown match." And he resumed reading the statistics of the fire waste in 1911, S•is-41 ON THE WRONG END. (Judge.) Teacher-Don't'say, "How it is rainin'i Pronounce your "g. Little girl -I know, teacher, Let me say it, . Tertcher-Say it, Little girl -Gr, .416'v it is rainhel -SLIM BANQUET. (Boston Transcript.) Street Urehin-Where yer goina Mag - gee? :NTaggle-Goin' ter de butcher far I'S cent' wort' uv liver. Urchin-Chee! Yer gain' ter have company fer dinner, ain't yer? GOOD LITTLE JIMMIE, (Montreal Herald.) Pastor -Do you ever play with bati little boys, Jimmie? ,Timmie-Yes, sir. Pazdor-Prn surprised, Jimmie. Why don't you play with good idttIe boys? Jimmie -Their muvvers won't let thein, HE SIMPLY HAD TO STEAL. (New York Sun.) Prometheus stole the fire from heaven. "My last match went out," he ex- plained. (Exchange.) "Jack proposed to me while turning - the music for me at the piano." "eV' + see. You Played right into his hands. ' (Exchange.) "Papa, what is the eocial scale?" asked. Dolly. "Usually speaking," 1'010 pa, "it's a phice whore they w•eigh money." HER PLACE. (Lotesvine Courier -a -minutia "1 11011't IcIlOW what those suffragettes ;my women hae no business monkeying with politiee " "Inst what I say. Woman's place is the bridge ehtb.- DISCOVERY OF IRON. (Pathfinder.) Telteherealimmie, Cam you tell how iron NVLIS first aitgovered? anemia -4 heard my father say that they smelt it. -RR •••••,-, 1, <-04 ••••0, .a.=.., i . tro •:-.0-•••r,•.•••••1•11,..••00,, •e wilmmurnummumilmiffiumummiommffinimitim . THE DEAREST GIRL1....4, ..., . IN THE WORLD . .... ,.., .... .... . . .... ... immummimmiimmilimummimmimmiuniminsid CHAPTER L ases.Wer ciente to hie greeting. Darkness was felling over the earth. He glanced et the feats beside him and The air was still cool, though vying saw there trite)* of tears, but a greet flower) were peepiug through the cre- tote !shone in her eye!). He arose zit mum vices, on mosey banks and in ferny hole and weld to here Iowa "Tell rue, what liens Arleen te dietrese The great towets of Castte Royal (met' you?" he malte& sombre alradowa across the groat °mixt, Lady Wedderburn could never tell aud the heavy dark buildiug made a how islic lied the eougage to resist hie grotesque silhouette agalust the horizon, eat, Pleading tones, end to act ea he ea grand old home was Castle Royal! did; but without, a reply elm handed lihn For years it had been the pride of all the letter that lay beelde 1ker. I'ae read those silenti sleepers that lay under the it through carefully. He seemed, to stone chancel of the pariah church, and realize, ire a moment, all the pain his in the geat veldts of the Wedderburn. mother had experteneed-her evonaded. Their great weelth was now in pesos* priele--and the color mounted to hie sion of one young man, Reginald Home, face. Lord Wedderburu the only child of ef`I am somewhat rprised that Aleut Emily should have taken so much patio to write thtue," lie etas:ewe:red. "Your .Aunt Emily realizee my great danger/' she eaid. Then, ea if eager to hear a denial, she .aelcled; "Thou there is no truth in it?" For a mortient Lord Regmald seemed confused, He hod Rover deeeived her in, his life, and the hesitation was the only a -newer neeessary. The eagerness all fled from the fate of Lady Weddete burn. In its stead eame the gold, haughty manner she had assumed. "You do not know what I Buffer. Those vulgar peorile are nearly at their wits' end for money, and they would swine() you to their own ends. The very idea of those people scheming to usurp my on is utterly loathsome to me. Yon have no idea how I live with this great danger hanging over my head. Th ie sword, that may fall at any 1/la- ment; and the result would be a thou - send times worse than death to me. If any accident happened you I must give up Castle Royal, our beautiful home, and go out like a, discharged esrvant." Lady Wedderburn here burst into tears -Lord Reginald felt that every word was true, and the force of the words fell upon him as it had never done before. He took her in his etrong hrmse "There is time enough, mother -let me 'hat). yon as my idol a while longer, then I may follove your advice). Am I not young enough yet? Am I not strong and healthy a.£1 a young birch tree!'" Theee words had the desired offeet. Lady Wedderburn dried h.er tears, but the words "there is time enough" brought so little eomfort-she had beard them so often, and they did not lessen her danger one whit, still he had taken her words to heart -eh e was quite sure of this, from his face, as he left the IVOile. Lady Wedderburn arose and drew herself up proudly once more. "How could I have ever said all that to him, I wonder," she thought, "and he so noble and true. 1 Meat 1E110W him that I am not angry withhhim, by being doubly tender towards him, poor, wound- ed boy." Lord Reginald stepped through an open window, and lighted his cigar. There before him lay a sea of fair land -great old trees that had weathered the storms of oenturies-ea,eh one seem- ed an old. friend. Rich fields and fertile Meadows, and on the uorth the *sea whence dune the cool evening breeze. The moonlight fell softly over etlie castle, The great towers acaste'deep shadows on the swardebelOW, "A fair inheritandb," he murmured, "and mother is eiiht. It would kill lier eeve it up.') Just then a gleam of light stole tint. idly through the trees. It came from old Lenthill, a part of Lord Reginald% estate. The hoiree was of stone, but was now almost in ruins, An undanny place it looked, and every place about it seemed. desolate enough. There were only a few acres that were let with the old house,and these were barren and almost uselees to its present occupant. The house had beep occupied by an aged woman, who had been a pensioner of the late Lord Wedderburn. Why Dania Wynter had been permit- ted to live there free of charge during all those years, none eould tell, It had long since been given up as one of those mysteries that no one but the late lord and the mysterious dame could an - Mel', and when death, claimed the one and the other refueled to tell, the Wedderburn agents ceteeed troubling over the matter. It was the late lord's wishes that Dame Wynter should have such matt odds and ends of work as she could manage, and be paid a small sum therefor. The Castle housekeeper - had always kept the daine'e deft fingers well eupplied, but now she was growing very infirm, and there were two to be kept, since there was Dorothy, her grandchild. A. wild weed truly was • Dorothy, with her strange, nymph -like face, great, liquid, brown eyes, and a mese of tangled, sunny hair.. Everything about Dorothy seemed to be at war am- ong themselves. She looked like a mass of odds and era% of humanity hitched together, regardless ox coloring, eta she had strangely beautiful eyes that did not In the least mateh her hair. Her coin- - plexion VMS obe that vied with the new - the deceased Lord Wla edderburn and. A cia, the daughter of the Earl cri The old Lord had for years slept in the Weaderhurn vaulte, and Lady Alicia awl her P.011 dwelt in the proud old home, surrounded by hoets of servants. The. spring evening was drawing to a elose. An early dinner had been eerved for my Le.d.y, sinee the young Lord had riot yet retained. from town. A bright fire gleamed on the beadle and heavy silken midair's were drawn over the window. The apartment was one whose exceeding elegance .would, have delight- ed the most fastidious eye. Luxurious silken lounges were here and there, and over the heavy Persian carpet were spread fur robes that were as costly as beautiful. On a small table there burned dizialy a fairy lamp, shed- ding roseats hues. over the room, whose Alicia, Lady Wedder burn. - sole Oeellpallt was Impatience was strongly marked on her face -a face that with its years had grown cold, proud and was yet beautiful. Her hair was slightly gray; but the !tree was one of those that absence of eare had left unlieed. Her form was still rounded and beautiful, but the poets of the head was the characteristic that so plainly betokened her great pride. Lady Wedderburn arose from her silken couch and impatiently rang for lights. "Tell Marston to ask Lard Wedder- burn to come to me immediately on. his return," she said ,to the ieervant, and despite the anger or impatience writ- ten on her face when she uttered the name of Lord Wedderburn, there was a soft intonation of the voice that be- spoke the great love of this grand. wo- man. for her son. To her he was a god to be worshipped. Each year, as he grew to manhood, had. augmented her fear that she might hose some of her great influence over him. Lady Wadderburn threw herself in an an easy chair beside a table on which lay an open letter, which she .once more read. "The Weston Homes are still here. They certainly are the moet vulgar peo- ple that it has ever been -lny ill -fortune to meet, How Weston Home could ]lave allied himself to that coarse wo- man is beyond me, and those daugh- ters! When I mention the 50111I am filled with unutterable shame, for few have the audacity to s -peak his name. I am told that Reginald led an exceed- ingly gay life laat season, being seen conetantly in the company of that ob- jectionable person, his eousin, and his followers. I was told yesterday that Reginald had certainly great talent, that he could. lead two lives so directly op-, posite to each other:. one n4.4 Seited at ,Lady Elemere'sg the next he is with Weston Home iti company with the gayest of the gay. In this double life he has been leading be is in great danger. One may do this success- fully for a time; but the time most surely will come when the heavy weight of evil companionship will drag him down to their level. If I were in your place, Alicia, 1 would -use every in- fluence to get Reginald to marryeend settle down to respectability, as that would probably be the very calamity retest feared by those Weston Homes. It would deprive them of unbounded. wealth in expectation, and I am sure they stand in great need of it, despite their loud vulgarity and show." Lady Wedderburn's face was as white as her robe, and angry fear was:plain- ly weitten on every feature, Litle, idle, gossipy stories had frequently reached her ears, but were soon dispelled by one glance at her son's handsome face. He was her son, and was beyond reproach; but the !stories nettled her -they stung her pride. The letter before her, writ- ten by her aunt, the Countees of Mania mont, filled her with consternation: Great bare fads confronted. her. Regi- nald, Lord Wedderburn, who now in his thirtieth year, had not shOwn the least inclination for the society of young ladies, notwithstanding 'the feet that Lady Alicia had been almost eonstantly surrounded by them. It was the worm in her heart's bud: that, under that "idiotic ehould her son die before her, and unraarried, the property should pass to the Weston Homes., and ray .Lady Alicia would then have to epair to an ancient, poor and dilapidated country place of her own, havirigstarce enough means to surround herself with . ly blown rosea, and this was at outs wake plenty, much less with luxury. To give the calor of her eyes. leer hair fell in up Castle Royal! The very thought of a shower of tatigled masses down her it made her sick. To have the Weston shodders and looked innoeent of ever Homes parading over the marble hall, having been combed. Often she ran her standing gawking In their vulgarity at fingers through thee tangled curls, the fine old portraits, not knowing a stralghteping them °Nit as beet she eould. Van Dyck from a, Reynold!) or a, Lelyi For fifteen years she had grown wild as It was almost beyond human endurance; the gulls that flew with greet, white but what was she to do? She could wings oeeanward-wildae the very thOrn not say to a many of thirty "you must treethat grew on the cliffs. lint Doro. merry," espeeially sinee that nian of thy had a charm of her own, Despite thirty had. reeeived thirty yeara of the rags that fell from her shoulders, her training itt family pride and strength of emit were beautifully rotind.ed. lIer feet, will, besides his great natural inherit- that eeldora knew shoe, were as beauti. Knee of it. fully (itched as those of a duchess. Besides, Lady Wedderburn had aut., NO one know anything about Dorothy, 1 ' 1 girls, and through all mingtung 1)0 came fifteen vette ago by Dame Wynter, and out uninterested. - the neighbor') eurinieed she was the It was simply unbearable. She would grandchild of Dame Wynter; but thnt merve herself to a grand effort, and do dame earried herself at Such's distiteee, something she bad seldom done, speak no °lie darea questions but when the plait -4 to her son, and tell hint her liateli yoke of the old dame caned mit mind. ad • Wedderburn dried her took - to her angrily, and shortly after Doro. it few turne around the room, and as roundedherse f wit hosts of tee faireet save the fact that she Was brought there .eyes, thy came. ont, with teax-stained eyes and ARITHMETicALLY. she heard her eon's footeteee, seated bruises on her fair In, it was half (Lifts) herself in. an uneertaiti light to hide her gueesed that Dorothy` wile an unwilling "How long did H take you tri eyes, that were red with weeping. reminder of totnething deddedly unplea- "alma twiee as long rie it took ramie Ife entered the rooln as he elwaye eats(' to the dame. Reiner lienee Dorothy, with her strangely VI do 11H." ids face beemilig tvith davotion to his mother. She was his all. beautiful fare and hey high -bred hair, NOT RIPE YET. (Denver Republic:met an old gentleman who mei ens! rinieh- ea shaving, himself eitia to his little ggiteleon: "(aline here. Charlie, and oleve you two." "Viet can't 'have me, graiulpa," rtpued tee bay; "(4111fAl niy Whiekers are zee ripe yet. ACTOR OF TALENT. (argonaut.) Retool'« rt leiter of 111116(111(11.611 Wfiel 1 melee by an note,. to a 111.4.43UP1' nhtieli 41C$CrIbl-11 1110 11'4 ;:enter as on lietOr mete) merit, 91141 yriM.11141ftl: .'flo plates :trameele frx. Monett, tetylock, and Lnte. Ito ehlea be- lie:tee best," ratt,11.4, Hie great love for her precluded till WAS a 00111111(ltalm to ell W110 Sale her. • love kr another. Hie thirty yeare left . no iriteee on him. Ills was yet, the The eloek in the great teWar stritek boyish, handsome faeo of hr 1 overnms. 1 eit end aroused Lord Wobberhurie from (i bend. There was the Sante dark heir his thought'''. ..k light front the ld ruin - and great, sOltiftel, hOtteet Pyre. ' ed houtse stole fitintly through the trees MI lier teger melted away instantly; iinet filially fliekered not. but the great fear still lingared, Lord Wedderburn arose end threw 'How cozy!" he exelainied, as lie en- away his cigar. it wee ee yet early, tered arid elaeped her in his etrorig :trineand, not beteg eleepy. he walked. down "tt is a downright pleiteure to get bowie the pathway that led to Leritidil. The !titter being in toWn it few hotteS. You graveled. Welke were well kept, and the are different from any other women, lawn was like velvet. The Vent treee 'Mother, you carry your radiatiee with gently stirred their leaves, end the air 0 1 . . If Mons tool itind invigorating froni the ogee. ire icninged before the warm Pre, but "What if anything should hAppeit • On lerever ;you ttre. me?" he thought; "it would kill poor mother. I must arrange mettere lue wishee, I Owe her that intich; ottl1 will not be hurried." Thie wee the Witted entliaa: At Mg thought. The light earne threughthe trees faintly and flickering, end, ere he was aware he etood near the ruined house, lie stOod in the (shadow of an old tower. Ile had net intended coming, but his thoughts led lam thither, Jim heard Voice calling louder and louder; "Dorothy! Dorothy Thorn was no enewtr savo the whisper- ing of the leaves awl the 'beating of hie own heart. Mile pall came more and more angrily. Lord Wedderborn stood in the sha49Ay1 but he could pleinly see the inside of the room throtath the eurtainiefis windows. The door opened, and Dame Wynter mono into the room, the <sleek of her walking atOade resounding on the bit0110 floor, "You miserable beggar!" fele exclaim- ed. "how dere you burn the wood ouch a uight ite this?" Lord Wedderburn could not Iwo Doro- thy, but be knew from the dame's tones "the MUSt be there. He took a few sopa nearer the window, artd. there Me eyes fell on the eubjeet of the dame's wrath, for there lying asleep, on the bare floor, lay Dorothy. How cold those stones looked. against the !snowy white arma that were half eovered by the rags fete wore. Lord Wedderburn was riveted to the spot, In all his life he could. never forget the scene where Dorothy lay asleep as sweetly as though in a downy bed, her fair heir streaming over her like a veil of gold ankher Mee resting on an OM Old:41'0010a en the cold *stone floor, Dame WAter article her several thn,es with her cane to arou.le her, then weed to the fire and pawed the half -burned fagots on one side of the hearth, that she might prevent eheir burning, thou after more angry worde she tune' to go. "Don't you dare to burn the wood on such a, night, you beggar! Don't you I know that the lord will not let you burn his wood? You will have them co -mint° me for rent next -and much good It will do them to come." The dame laughed shrilly, then shook her cane again at the unoffeuding Dorothy. "I dare them to come. I (hire thent to ask me for money. I ask them why old Sir Robert • let me live here all these years without pay? Let them ans-wer that!" Dorothy eat there rubbing Iter eyes, half asleep still. "Do you hear?" shrieked the dame. "You are not to burn ,another fagot of this wood." "The'stone floer W9,9 be Gold, granny," she. said, eoftly. "Cold, is it? Then set up -freeze, you beggar brat, and VIP have one less mouth to feed. Do you know if there is one reason why I should be burdened with you," she screamed. "I don't know, Granny," replied Dor- othy, fearfully. "You are nothing to me, you beggar, do you know that?" "You are all I have, Granny," she re- plied softly. The dame, finding no excuse for a longer stay, hobbled out, the ?lacks of her sounding as it struck the hard floor. For a moment Dorothy seemed dazed --then mat tears rolled down her cheeks, and she caught a few rags that fell froni. le leetteetrieteturet wiped them eteitii3.Sire lay down again, and ever and anon a, sob escaped her until she fell asleep. Lord Wedderburn stood es if trans- fixed. Ile was brought face to face with a state of affairs that etaggered him. He had never dreamed that such 'mis- erable poverty as he luul just 'leen was SO nearly within sound of his boundless weal th, instead of the rugged ebild be bad known, there was the quaintly, beautiful girlish face. The words of the dame came slowly to his memory: "Let them dare ask for rents from, me." Who was Dame Wynter that she should talk thus? Instead of the moth* erly old dame he had thought her, there was We cruel virago. The dame then liad led dual lives. One was that of the good motherly woman that, despite her harsh voice and cruel eyes, had said plea- sant things to him and had pretended to like him since his earliest boyhood, This then was the true Dame Wynter. What was the mystery about this girl Dorothy? If she was not Dame Wyn- ter's grandchild, as report said, then who was Dorothy Wynter? Lord Wedderburn gazed once more in- to the room mid on the sleeping °eat - pant; then he stepped from the shadow of the tower and took the path toward IntaoNvtucld h.Home to strange fate that led Lord Regi - never think. That night he fell Asleep dreaming over the whole scene; but in the dream the old ruined Lenthill had changed to a, fairy palace and Dorothy was a queen, and he was a lover, but to all his eh - treaties she eves cold and proud, and his hopeless Ieve for her made hint so mis- erable that he awoke and tossed about restlessly ,on his bed, exceedingly happy when the clock in the towel told him that it was nearly sunrise, and almost tinse to be up and ready to take the early train for London. Even when the elm had fairly gilded the tops of the eaistern hills, his valet was astonished to find him up, elijoying the early morning; but there was a worn look on his face for he was worried from uloseityssof bleep and he was restless and n As soon as he returned he must see that something be done for Dorothy - something to make life more bearable - to her; but women folkwere better in that kind of business, and. had Lady Home been up so early he would have told her; but my lady slept. bay, herice that must wait awhile -until his return -poor Dorothy. at-edas CHAPTER TT. Immediately on his arrival in London, Lord Wedderburn repaired to his elub. There he found letters awaiting him, and among them was one from his aunt, Lady Emily lefarchinont, that eoncluded with the following request: e"If yott cativo in town on Thursday come to the Hareourts' bell. I have Leidy Leith with me now, aecompanied by her nSece, a 'Wes Stanton, an Ameri eau, but a lovely girl, I would teke it tie 8 favor if you woeld pay them sortit attention. You need not leave at once for Castle Royal, as 1 ean aasure yot thet you will find Miss Staunton an ex,. ceedingly 'lovely young person.'" "GAM 'Lady Marehmont is growing derneerittie. 1 can remember when my lady was bittelly opposed to all Anted- eans, oh general prineiplee. Wonder What's the eauee if it anylvity?" Lord Reginald smiled grimly to hinb tell while he pondered over it aWbile, then gave it up as one Of the berate -lee. He °perked another letter, which toad Unlit 6 (I10 b0 0011tittil0d ) ••• , .40444 Vii•-••••••,- ' I 1 LAWN MOWER adds to the pleseure Of Poesceilag uotwell kept lama", You'll notice the difference in time Maxwell X‘awn. Mower the int time r>11 eut tiSe tram with it. Cruclble Steel Cutter Knives Out cleera 444 cloac, taall held their edge. Cold rolled steel shafts mean easy running. 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Perched on a hill withiu a hugp cir- cling harbor, Revel still retains memor- ies of its checkered hietory, A year or two a.go I found about half a doeen droshkies On the stand. in the quiet market -place. Between thent the driv- ers chaffered in German, Swedish, Rus- sian, French -and one of them could bargain only in the language of Lithe uania.-From the London Chronicle. - ARTS, EDUCATION, THEOLOGY, MEDICINE. SCIENCE, - including ENGINEERING Arts Summer. Session July3 to Aug. 17 1 • I .41/4 may be taken by correspondence, but students desk- ing- to graduate must attend one session, Short Course for Teachers and gen- eral students July roth to 3rst. For calendars writ. the Registrar G. Y. CHOWN Kingston, Out NIVERSI KINGSTON • • • O14TAB,112. HIS SAVINGS. "How much you got in the savings bank?" I asked Hi Hicks one day - "Well, now." says RI, "rny pile's so big I can't exactly say." "T got a wife and three fine lads That thinks the world of me, A little cottage that was home, And one good apple tree. "Agarden grows beside my door • To cheer the summer sun, And 1 can sit at evening And watch the shadows run. "1 have a little road to walk With flowers on each side. There's rivers here and forests And stars at eventide, "I have a lovely wad of spring, The dandelion's gold, The heavenly orchestra of birds, The sun -kissed hills unrolled. "I have. the splendors of the ,clown - The solitudes of night - 1 have a eat, I have a pipe Ana I've my appetite." 1 there, r— Maypole Soap • 'THE CLEAN IA 0 NI M DYE Gives rieh, even colors, free from streaks and absolut- ely fast. Does not stain hen& or kettles 24 colors, will give any shade, Colors 10c, black 15c, at your dealer's or post - paid with booklet "How to a: Dye" from 107 F. L. BENEDICT & CO. Montreal LAWYER FOR THE APACHES. One Paris lawyer has had his name struck off the rolls because it was dia. - covered that he acted as the regular legal advieer to the "apaehe" fraternity, • from which he drew 86,000 annually in fees. One day he was engaged, to defend an apache in a suburban court. His client was not aatisfied with the lawyer's procedure in the ease, mid after a heated argument outside the court the client threw the lawyer into the River Marna -From Case and Comment. Minard'a Liniment used by Physicians PARENTAL TESTIMONY, (Washington Star.) "t don't blame young people for being rather self-confikent ased aggressive," saki the conservative eitieen. "You think the rising generation is en- - titled to consider itself superior?" "Beyond question. You are constantly - hearing parents telling what ernart things their children tay, but you never hear children repeating apy clever obser. Vations /bye their parents," NECIPLO rARMeRS. (Victoria Colonist.) 'me negro pepulation of the 'United States is rapidly taking to agrieulture, The negroes occupy million* of acres either as owners or tenants, and the area In their Wends is increasing with remark- able rapidity. That the whiteman should be forced out Of the ownership of large and valuabae pert of the nation by the deseenciants of former slaves is one Of the ironies of history. ATV - ' FORESTS, WATER Benefits of Manitoba Forest Reserves to Country. The Water Supply Of a district Is always considerably Influenced by the foreeto at or near the head -waters of ite streams, Thle 18 one of the rea- sons why large districts have been, set aside by the government of the Dominion 01 Canada and many other governments, te be kept, permanently lie forests. The soil within the fret, largely cemposed as It is of decaying and decsod leaves, twIge and other vege- table matter, acts muola like a sponge In, soaking up the moisture that fails, On the other hand, the absence of high winds within. the forest dew; much to prevent or loom exapora- tIon. , The Riding mountain and Turtle mountain forest reserves in Manitoba are good exampleu of this fact. In the Riding Mountain, reserve are the headwaters of the Minnedoea (Little Saskatchewan or Rapid) River, one of the important tributaries of the As- siniboine from which, by the way, the town of Ilinnedosa is now deriving power, On the other side of the re- serve home many riven, among whicli are the Vermilion, Valley and Ochre Rivers and Edwards Creek. The last named Is a source of "Water euPPIY for the town of Dauphin. Dr. Morse's ' Indkon, Root Pills owe their singular effectiveness in curing Rheumatism, Lumbago and Sciatica to their power of stimulating and strengthening the kidneys. They enable these organa to thoroughly filter from the blood the uric acid (the product of waste matter) which gets into the joints and muscles and causes these painful diseases. Over half a century' of constant use has proved conclusively that Dr. relorsete Indian Root Pills strengthen weak kidneys and 41 Cure Rheumatism HE UNDERSTOOD THE LANGUAGE An Indianapolis public school teach- er some time ago, she relates, received In her room a small boy from the Ken- tucky -Tennessee borderland, and* she set about teaching him the intricacies of addition. She found he could run up down a column of figures readily, but she could not make him understand how to "eafry" from one eolumn to an- other when the total was more than nine, Finally the teacher called on one of the little girls in the class and told her she would give her a dime if elle could tnake the newcomer understand the pro* use. Next day the little girl called te claim the money. "How did you make hint eee it so quickly?" inquired the teacher. "Oh, t told him when he got a nura* ber of two figures to put down the one on the right and tote the other across, and he knew what I meant right away." --From the Indianapolis News. Minard's Liniment Co., Limited, Yarmouth, N. S. Gentlemen, -In .Tannary last Francis Lecture, one of the inen employed by me working in the lumaer woode, had a tree fall on him, crushing him tearfully He was when feund placed on 0 teed and taken home, wheregrave tears were en- tertained for his recovery, his hips being badiv eruis.ed and his body turned black from hie ribs to his feet. We used MT- NARD'S LINIMENT on him freely to deaden the pain and with the use of three bottles he was completely eured end able to return to, his work. S ATIVE U Et DUVAL. Elgin Road, L'Islet Co., Que. LABBY'S PREDICAMENT. Zile worst mess that I ever got into was at a dinner in a coentry town where I took the chair. Having got through all the usual _toasts eorne friend prompted me to propose the health of the Mayor's wife, 1 drew a picture of a sort of modern eornellia: I dwelt upon the matron's domestic vir- tues, and prayed heaven that I might find such a wife. Carried away by my subject, 1 had. forgotten my audience, Suddenly 1 perceived that some were looking 410W11, ()tilers staring at me as though their eyes would come out of their heads, others funning in a curious manner, while the Mayor himself was glaring at me like a wild beast, I dis- covered afterward that the Mayoress bad fled from the domestic hearth a few weeks previously with a Don Juan of a grocer. 1 have never been asked since to take the chair at a dinner in that town.--Labby Reprinted" in Truth. t * BETTER THAN SPANKING Spanking does not cure children of bed - Wetting. There is a constitutional cause for this trouble. Mrs. M. Stimmers, Bo* W. 8, Windsor, Ont., will send tree to any mother her successful home treat- ment. With full instructions. Send no yaoney, but write ber to‘day if Your chi+ ren trouble you in this way. Don t Warne the child, the chances are it Can't help it. Timis treatment also auras adUlts and aged people troUbled with urine dif- ficulties by day or night. HE WAS CAUTIOUS. (Vancouver Province.) An old farmer at Durnfrieshire was the guest of a fine lady in that country. When the afternoon tea was served the hostess observed that the old man gulped doevn his before they could serve the other guests. Again and again the farmer passed his cup to be refilled. At the ninth cup, the lady, becoming Un. easy as to the suppiy on hand, vehtured tO ask: "How many Mips of tea do you take, John?" "How mazy do you gler Wilted John, warily. VS -40-41. Keep Minerd's Liniment in the house. KNEW HER AGAIN, (Vancoover Province.) adary met Emily On the street. Whey had not seen ettolt other for many year& "Wile, how do you dor eXelaimed -Merle effeeively, topping off the salutation with a teW vague pecks a.tErniiyog face, "NoW, this is delightful,', said tale lily, who was older than Mary, "You have- n't seen inc for eleven years, and yet you kneW rag' at once, 1 couldn't have chanted so dryadfullY in all that time. It flatters me. Said Mary, "X recognized vow aonnet," HE KNEW. (Wathingtort Poet.) 44PiOnt" queried little Lola, who wits $00it1ug through a eataloguse 'of agrieul4 tural implements, "what is a chilled plow?" "1 know," exclaimed ber il-year.old brother. "IVO rA, plow that hal stood out. side in the eOlci all winter." ..,•••••;•41,40.4110,441•41$11........a.•••• THE SCHEDULE. (Cleveland Plain Dealer.) "Willett week in Stine shall we be mar - idea, dime" "Wait minute, deer, look at tile edlendar.' "WhY, din?, timt ain't a valendar,thstVit a schedule.' "Did 1 say calendar? Of eourse, I Meant schedule. looking% for dates 'when the teem plays at home.' I. I ,SOIMONISPIf ”c1 roit wir ryir sesz. °I °la 1114 111141041' INSIAMI Cur** Om Wok omit %eta a, prirrentattiye tort other', Liquid givciA Coa the tongue, Safe tor brooct mere* and all others. Best kidney ret;n471 50 Ot1Ot141 a bottle; WA the dozen. Sold by all druggists and hc°,3t$00 houses. Pistributore-nt.IL WUOLIL8ALII0 DittiOgISTO. grows itzmcm4 co. chows*. 6001•1414414, Ill. A. • - ,•••-•r•-• ••,••••• - - ------------------------ R IKRIR ANIMALS PREDIOT WAXES, 00ga 0011Orted a Chilean Town - Crocodiles Leave the Orinoco. Doineetie an n415 aeon to be esPeelallY sueeeptible to the npproseb, of the intake. Itt IR25 in Chile every dog fled from the city before the Inhabitante perceived that faintest hint of the impending catas- trophe. In 1867 in Java unmediatsly be- fore the earthquake every rooster crow- ed shrilly and left the (loomed town, In 1808 in, the city of Iquique the terrific (Hanker was announced many hour* be- forehand by great swarraa of =earning gulls end other birds which flew Mend. On the Orinoco erocedilea invariably lexhquako. theriver on the imminence of e Five day e before the earthipmke that destroyed lillike in 373 B. C. is said to have driven to the surface of the earth mice, moles, weasels and eereents that nest underground, Before the Sicilian earthquake of 1783 aniinale came to the euriae°, as well as various creatures of the sea, especially field in stupendous numbere, among them albeo ,s1leh as are found only ire the greatest depths of the water. The unrest of the animals sago heralded the coming of the recent Sieilly and C'elahrie, selemic disaster. The best% of this remarkable instinct of animals, reptiles, birds aud fish is held by many observers to he respoessible for their early perception. °there attri- bute to thdse creatures an unknown &Alt sense, in its way as enigmatic es the sense of locality in many animals.' Others say .it is the sense of heating or their sensibility to agitation that en- ables animals to notice the effect of the occurrences in the interior of the 'earth long before mankind with coarser settees ean perceive -it. But la thie case has arisen the objec- tion that the delicacy of the enimal .senses exceeds that of the finestesseismo- gra,phic apparatus. The animals can foretell earthquakes with a probability that approaches certainty, and we by 210 means have satisfactorily explained their superiority to mankind in this regard. - Chicago Ted:bona • 4 - * A THIRTY POUND MUSHROOM. An interesting thing in the mushroom line came to light recently when a giant specimen weighing over thirty pounds was found near Pittsburg by one of the professors in the Carnegie school. The mushroom was edible, it was found,and though it rimy not have been the growth of a hight, it certainly grew in leea than forty-eight Lours, ,eince a search of its locality made the day. previous to that on whielt it was fouled disclosed no evi- dence of it. If mushroom growers could attange to cultivate this particular spec- ies more than one mushroom fortune might be the result.-Frora the Epicure. 7 1 - Ask for Minard's and take no other. 4 FIRE WASTE. (The Bulletin.) Property is burning up at the rate of $80,000 per hour on this continent. In- surance companies only distribute the fire losses, and must colleet in premi- ums the amount necessary. The greater the fire loesee the more fhey must •col. led, The more the people are assessed to pay for the fire lch:s, the less they lutye to spend for other things. Just ae eliaterer is wasted in the home makes the struggle of the family hard- er, so whatever is wasted in a nation maks it harder for its people to live. These homely truths are emphasized itt a circular sent out by the National Fire Protection Association of the United States, which is doing a. great work in fighting the fire waste. Old Sores. Lumps in Breast, Growths removed and heal. ed by a simple Home Treatment Flo pain. Describe the trouble, we will send book and testimonials free. SCIIE CANADA CANCER INSTITUTE. Limited 10 Churchill Ave.. Toronto. Car -- "Fishing on Sunday! Your father should be informed of this. Where Is he?" "Back of the barn, diggin' bait." 4 t POOR AUNT LIZ. (Exchange.) "Aunt Liz had a. hard time having her picture taken to -day," said her nepheW, who had just opened a photographic studio and Med very eourteously asked his eunt to come and pose for a. new picture. "Why, what Was the trouble?" asked his brother. "Well. 'when 1 told her to look pleas - out, she didn't look natural, and when told her to leek natural she didn't look Pleasant." If a growing plant thrive in A, room in whieli there is a piano there re aut. ficient moisture in the air to keep the instrument in good tondition. MAKE YOUR OWN TILE COST $4,00 TO $8.00 PER 1,000 HAMO OA POWER SENO FOR DATUM E PAR)4ERS' DEMENT TILE MACHINE CO.. oxv. ISSUE NO. 22, DM 'HELP WANTED. `4/4.04"h"ese•s•V•4•4.4%.04"" 14~4404.4%04044~4404•0414 AvArrvia)-4-4pcmaroNevr) DTNING e e room girls; highest wages; perma- nent poeition. 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But that was before the order issued in December last, to increase the German personnel to 80,000 mete and commission a. third squadron of ten Dreadnoughts and six smell cruisers for reconnaissance to reen- force the ovo battle squadrons of the, High Sea Fleet. "When the new schema Is completed," says Mr. Hurd, "the Ger- man Empire will have always in coin- nof.elon twenty-five battleshipe of the elower Dreadnought type, six battleships of the swifter Invincible type, together with eighteen protected cruisers," Ac-: eording to Ills information, "the Pan - Germans make no secret of the belief" !that we shall be unable to take the ne- cessary steps to neutralize this move- ment.' Why? Bemuse England Is near the end of her resources in recruiting'. which Mr. Hurd denies effectively, and, because England buys her naval labor in, the dearest market in IturoPe, and can- not afford the extra expense. But can Germany go on indefinitely meeting her fixed charges for naval expansion? England's ahswer to the challenge has already taken the form of a plan to re- organize the home fleet on such a scaler as to checkmate the German dispositions. 13ut in future the competition will ba. more in personnel than in ;ships. Bag - land must have a superior standing fleet ready for active service, with Coal in the bunkers and oil 111 the tanks, and every. officer and man in his place or within call, the magazines full, and stores ott. board for a short and decisive campaign.. MInard'a Liniment Lumbermatfo Friend. 1 .:41 - WORLD'S SEVEN WONDERS.. (Bliffelo Express.) Cornell professors have decided on the following in the seven modern wonders of the world: Wireless, synthetic chem- istry, radium, antitoxins, aeroplanes, Panama Canal and telephone. No doubt these are great achievements but the seven wonders tor which the world is anxiously waiting are as fol- lows: A traehine that will button women's ralsts down the bank, A. wind shield that can he worn on the shoulders to keep hats from blowing oft. A speed regulator that will automati- cally slow down an automobilh yvhen N. cop is near. An electric door -trier to enable police- men to ascertain whether stores on their beats are locked witnout having to go around to see. A cigar that is made of tobaceo throughout without the euetomary chunk of ttebestos in the middle, A job that will pay a lazy man a living without requiring him to work. A politician who knows what truth•fix and dares to tell it. When Your Eyes NeedeCare, Try Murine Eye Renredy. No Smarting -Peels* Fine -Acts quickly. Try it ter Red, Weak,, Watery Byes and Granulated Eyelids. Musa tratee Book in eaeh Package, laurine compounded by our Ocullsta—not ',Patent Med- icine"- but abed In /Ili:armsful Physicians' Prstr. tics for many years. Now dedleOtad to the Pee- lle and sold by Dreggists at 25c_iend Wo per Bottle. Idurine Eye tialve in Aseptic Tutees, eles and 611c. Murine Eye Remedy Co4, Ohilbagto EMPEROR WILLIAM'S THIRD SON Prince Adalbert, third son of Kais- er William, is an °Meer in the Ger- man navy. He ie twenty-eight yew* old and is not yet married, To the I despair of his father and Mother he insists onremaining a bachelor. The truth Is that he is crazed with 10Yet of a pretty actress, Mlle, Paula Frie- den, whom he has installed in a villa at Kiel. Some time- ago there was given at Kiel, at the reeldence of the Printte, • eostume ball. The beautiful PV.I11-4 a was preeetit. All at once It appeared la the roore. He had come express from Derlin and was In eostume of the grand eleetor of Brandenburg. He showed his dise satisfaction by frowning horribly. This made great tante in the navy, but the rapture the EmPeror expeet- ed to produce did not come. He thei.. decided to send the obstinate Prince to New Yotk, where the nieces or Uncle 88111 navalt him with Secret hope. In this was to be expleine& thie journey to whieli has been given • diplomatic sttoxiticanot. It WKS the Prineett little friend who rdeeveraorleri.dithis etcret, loretti Le ed. a