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IN THE SICK -ROOM.
tares festear.)
Frosta-Critleitily ill, is Ita?
Seow—Tee, eritice, lof everything and
eVereebedY.
7- 1/0••,././...
MAN'S DESTINIES.
tWashingtou Stara
Oh, man was made to latigh and eines
le days of sunshine and of :treeing;
But when the winds of winter Wow
Then man is made to shovel now.
EXCEPT/ON IN HER CASE.
(Boston Transcript.)
tratee-TheY sty a woman is as old as
eie looks.
Wale—Never inind, my dear; wo ail
itrloW you are only 20.
CASAf3IANC.A'S CONSOLATION.
(LipPtneott's Magazine.)
The boy was standing upon the burn-
ing deek whence all but Ilan had fled.
"I guess I'm done for," he said, as he
glaneed around him, "but there's ono
taeolfort; Thet"11 Dever be able to say
luso oold feet,"
ONCE THERE THEY NEVER
LEAVE,
(Boeton Transcript.)
Olhhe—laoes your town hold out any In-
dueements for permanent residents?
Dibbe—We have a very fine cemetery.
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KIND.
(Puck.)
Visitor-aAre your children doing anY-
thief; for you in this your last illness?
Old Man—Yes. they're keeping up my
life insurance.
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NOT AFFINITIES, •
(Hareer's Bazar.)
Mietress—And why did you leave your
Jest place
alaid—lie and the nasals was not con -
IN DAYS OF CHIVALRY.
(Puck.)
"What bath made Sir Rupert so bald,
thinkest thou?" •
"Pulling his shirt of mail on and off
over his head. I Wet."
s
A DESIGNING SUITOR.
(Bosoms Transcript.)
She—My father made a fortune before
he was a Would you like to know how
he did it
Ee—No. but I'd Itke to know if he still
leas it.
A LITTLE -MISAPPREHENSION.
(Exchange.)
"Tt-ere goes the minister with his fam-
ily." "What: Is that his fart -illy? I
thought it was his Congregationi"
I NSP I RATION.
(uppincoetts Magazine.)
Adnairer—You were inspirea when you
wrote that:
Poet—Yes. with the hope of selling, it.
--esseee—
FOR VALUE RECEIVED.
''(Tatler.)
trabby—I won't eay marriage is a fail-
ure: but some are more fortunate in what
they get than others.
Wifie—You are quite right, dear, for
instance. when You got me, but I—got
enlY You.
•-•-•
COUNTING UP.
(Washingtou Star.)
"I started to work on my twentieth
.story yesterday,said the bustling man,
"and I tell you I am making it Day."
"You are an author?"
"Certainly not I am an architect,"
esee-•
WILL BE SAINTLY.
(Boeton Transeript.'.
Parson—I hope, Mr. Subway, that when
You made your New Year's resolutions
you included a resolve to go to ehureh.
Stayaway—Parson, if I keep all I've
made. I won't need to go to churela
BLIND TO T.
(Sketch.)
Tbe Beggar—Pity a poor blind man,
selv a large family. lidy.
The Sympathetic Soul—And how many
children have y01.1. my por man?
The Beggar (nonplussed)—Lor, ma'am,
how should I know. when I can't see
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IN THE WRONG PLACE.
(Life.) .
Hobbs (to prospective chauffeur—Un-
der no circumstances must you run over
20 miles an hour.
The Chauffeur—You don't want an au-
to; you want a man to take you out in a
baby carriage.
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USUALLY.
(Puck.)
Customer—Then your fire -proof con-
strection is far superior to that of your
ecu petitors?
Contractor—Tea, indeed. Take any big
fire of the last ten years, and you'll find
that our fire -proof buildings stood from
five to ten minutes longer than our near -
es t cempetitore before collapsing.
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AN ESTIMATE,
(Life.)
"Doctor, liOw much will the
oast me?"
"How much have you got?"
"About a hundred."
"Then you ought to be able tq borrow
tour hundred more."
MUCH OUT OF LITTLE.
(The Sketch.)
The. Lady—How much does the old Cow
give a day. Tom?
latm—About eight quarts, bla'an14
The Lady—And how much of that do
you ecu?
Torn—About twelve qua.rts.
operation
THE SHREWD STATESMAN.
televeland Plain Dealer.)
"Did you m,ake up the list of the twen-
ty gree.teet women that the editor asked
You to prepare?"
"Not on your Wet But /Pee told at least
, 100 wornea that they were sure of a place
On It,
fr.
err" •
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gmutsugmunzmunzscommuttz
!inizg Sybil's Doommz
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laet lier hero had ceniel
ried into the drawangeroom. Then 1314 Liquid Cough Mixtures
IP -01'
Started. up, swept past Charley, said lune
CHAPTER XL Can't Cure Bronchitis
Ile was there. Stauding before one of
the long, narrow windows, gazing out
at the potpie twilight gemmed with gol-
den stars, at hieseewu wide domain, lord.
lesa so long, good the hero of her
segglitazonafolitZtayttniZ/ZMISMOIX • dreams, .thought. of, longed for, idealieea
i all her life—Cyrel r.rrevoinon.
will find me veady and williug at kill A tall, dark man—she saw tilaL be-
times," She drew out her Waivii., "raSt fore he turned arounde—with glistening
seven," she said. "I nlust return at , threads of eilver in the raVert blacknese
Ottee. GiVe Mr.. Ingram warning, main- . of his hair; more slander andniloeitiss .ssvtearle.
ma, \viten sive returns. If money be any ,.eva4rts otiflefigsmairleitstl:attibtttlehooTdio'civ:aof perfume)
go she UMW'
eempensatiou, draw freely on me. Only i '11::::hteo be.
the light wish of her silken robe, the
and. for the first time eeav the widOw, nswv1;,..uronternedxenAvuLteoend raisasetieepci
ellilygtie°e'lloil'eds,8 "T'll.eis'etattYliaeai 4118:1e°11w1)ngm°t:kiPuvii Fifteen years before they had parted
and Sybil aneCyril stood fano to face.
8eyrneisielo°011:1 elidel;ulflaci:t' Se'yzilidil twhiethlaargdeauti;e1;1•! and ohne, Slic clinging to his neck, he
down -yonder:- under the aneesteal oaks
ous gleam in their shining depths. kissing and biddiugs her good-bye, on his
Mitie Trevanion returned that sinister way to that fatal bride for whom lie had
gaze with brightly fearless eeys. lost his all, And now they looked. in
"And yet that is not like Sybil Trio
nation, She, was always the most gener-
otts, the kindeet-hearted, the most ova-
eionse to those beneittle—P The baronet
pulled himself up shortly. "However, as
you eay, prejudice, in this ease, may
bp, stronger than generosity. And, iny
dear madame, if you really wisli to
leave Lady Lem; why not come here?
I desire a, companion exceedingly for
my daughter, and I know of tio °tee
%mem 1 would eo greatly like to ice
Xining that office as yourself."
The widow clasped her hands—and the
soft, black eyes looked, speechless ere -
tastes of gratitude.
"Oh, thanks, Si' Rupertl a thousand
thanke! It is what I have been hoping
for most ardently, but scarcely dared to
ask. The meagre annuity left me by my
late husband would barely 'suffice to
keep tne in clothing, and then he died
deeply involved, and those debte I try
in my poor way to pay—" The lace
handkerchief in requisition again. "Dear
Sir Rupert, you have made me very
happy—I knew I should find a true
friend in you."
The baronet bowed, very well. pleased.
It, was something very new to him, this
taming out as philanthropist, and de,
cidedli pleasant. A pretty young widow,
figuratively at your feet, kiseing the
hem of your -garment, is not without
its intoxication, when you ars an eld
erly widower, ,of fifty odd, with an eye
left still for the fine points of a vomen.
"You will do us the honer of dining
with us, Mrs. Ingram," the bar inet sad
in his most stately manner. "I am etill
In my morning -gown, as yoh Sea but
the wretched state of my health meet
$y
"Dear Sir Rupert," Mrs, Ingram said,
rising and interrupting, "pray offer no
apology—we all know the sad state of
your health. Ali! life has many draw-
backs, even for the great and the good!
I will not remain to -day --thanks, dear
Sir Rupert—I must retutn to Trevan-
ion in time to dine with Lady Lemox,
and break the news of my speedy de-
parture. She will grieve sincerely,
know—she really cares for poor little
lonely me."
"A not very difficult task, should
imagine," Sor Rupert said, blandly.. "1
congratulate myself and my daughter on
our good fortune. When will you come,
Mrs. Ingram, to brighten our rather dull
old house?"
"I will eome etext week—on Monday,
then, probably. My preparations . are
few and easily made, and the sooner I
leave, the better Miss Trevanion will he
pleased, It is very hard to be • so xis -
judged; but thanks to your great good-
ness, dear Sir Rupert, / can even bear
more than that. Accept the warmest
thanks of a grateful heart, and allow me
to bid you good -day."
gush of perfume—she lifted his
long, lean hand, all sparkling with splen-
did rings, to her lips, and kissed it im-
petuously—a last tender glance of the
luminous black eyes—a swish of silk,
and the elegant widow was gone.
"Really," Sir Rupert Chudleigh.
thought, settling hiniself in his easy -
chair, and looking complacently at his
pink fingernails, 'a most elegant and
thoroughly lady -like person. She will
light up our dreary rooms, like one of
Greuze's plump beauties stepped out
of its frame. fier manners are perfec-
tion, and her eyes the finest I think I
ever saw. That Ingrana must have been
rather a happy fellow. It is to be hoped
she will succeed in toning down that
terrible chdich Gevondoliite. Heavens
a,bovel to think that I shoield be parent
to such a bouncer as•that."
The widow drove home through the
amber mist of the sunset, her face as
luminous with triumph as the radiant
sky.
"I came, I saw, I conquered!" she
thought, with an exultant little laugh.
"1 can afford to cry quits with you
now, my uplifted Princess Sybil! When
I write my name Lady Chudleigh, who
will be conqueress then? And I'll do
it, too, before the year ends, if Dame
Fate, who has stood my friend so long,
tdoes not desert inc at the supreme hour,
and send that detectable Cyril Trevan-
ion here to betra.y me. And yet he may
come and not know me, after all."
She reache.c1 the house as the silvetsy
haze of the summer twilight was falling,
and ran up at once to the drawing-romr.
But in the doorway she paused, for
Sybil Trevanion stood tstlking to her
mother, with that fixed, inflexible look
on her pale, beautiful face the widow
had icarnedlo know so well. My lady's
handkerchief was at her eyes. Neither
noticed the eavesdropper in the door.
"It is very unkind—it is frightfully
cruel of you, Sybil!" my lady said in
whitapering tcine "But you always
were as obstinate as a mule. Do you
suppose Edith Ingram carried off the
poor dear general bodily and buried him
alive? Even then they would have
found his hones. The idea of your
blaming her is too monstrous. Itow
could she help dropping asleep, any more
than Cleante or Telfer? and. you don't
dream of accusing them. Yon eall
yourself a Christian, 'hlise Trevanion,
and you attend church two or three
times a Sunday, and you visit wretched,
sick paupers `Speckhaven, in their fil-
thy little rooms, and read the Bible to
them, and all that, and you think noth-
ing next moment of turning round and
accusing an innocent person of murder.
Very consistent religiot, yoUr is,
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
(Ohriettriati Puck.)
Willis -'What's the matter with the
'Don't WorrY C.Ilub"t The -members neeni
to be very • nervous about something,"
Oilie—The annual election of °Moors
occura Tuesday, and everyone is anxious
ta be eleeted preeiderit.
t 1
itot TO BE WASTED.
e atechester Herald.)
"So your little boy' wears
murnene
"Yes...his tioer dead father wore 'ern
before •las died. and I thought IL was a
taitY tesawaste Nem,"
'a(hashrd serd Minn (tato na.rthetteht
glasses,
MYTHOLOGY REVISED.
°exchange.)
alums -au, sprang feom the brow or Save.
"IloW ioolish," they eried. "This
leap year and you could throw yourself
at hie head."
Prometheue 41.010 the fire from heaven.
eTo trove himself the trouble of limit -
late It In the kitchen on a eold Winter
inerniont" explained his wife.
BAFFLED CHRIS.
state.)
Celurabus deftly etootl the efig
then waited for the annlause.
"That's all right e.nougli," said the
andlence, "but rithow us how to buy it
really fresh egg."
Prownink grittily tiolitmlme rephieed the
ego( la bin pettket and sailed for Amer-
!eit.
WOULD KEEP rr
(Waehingtort Star.)
teearet veu ghoul() a email rahosee
"We leave you a mese when yell Vt
MArt144(1."
"Arid follshlY told te!. esiont U.
rt1 like to get hold of .f mime dellnre
otfoly fens y oun
Orld0
She termed round toward the door, first fai t ri t' 1
"Pray, Mrs. Ingram," she Said: "how eaeIt other's eyes again.
u
,Child as she had been, she remember- tloartotbi;lerehaeenhildm,bahnned tilh%rinetlovmmaLiclirewsiutliti
long have you been listening there?
po vihidly how he had looked that night, drugs.
Long euough, I trust, to hear what 1 beautiful, with man's berm -des, ,
have been saying to Lady Lemox." bright-eyed dear-bbeet is rowed hopeful rued I have been a chronic sufferer
'quite long enough, Miss Trevanion." handsome. s t from Catarrh in the nose and throat
She advaneed into the room fes she And now! •Ile stood before hei pale for over eight years. I think I have
spoke, " But it is no news to me. I. am almost to ghastliness, deep bistre'tints spent four hundred dollars; trying to
fully aware that you have honored. me under the large black eyes, a jetty muse get relief. I have spent but six dol.
with your strongest hatred ever Sitte0 tache shading the stern, set mouth, and lars on Catarrhozone, and have been
my arrival here, And you wish to give a dark, fixed gravity over -shadowing completely cured, and, in fact, have
me my dismissal? Permit me, if you sallanh
gisiaae, It was Cyte
ril TrevaPio—she
bed.ozone is only medicine I have
been well foe some time. Catarrh
please, to take the initiative. 1 leteve knew him at once—but darkly, sadly the
-
here on Monday morning." been able .to find that would not
only give temporary relief, but will
Miss Trevanion bowed coldly, swept Th,e glad words of welcome died Mit ..,., .
on Sybil's lips. Soinethiug in the etony a. .,
always cure permanently. mine 61/1 -
past her, ad was gone. Very fine and.
stately the handsome heiress looked in fixedness of that rigid faced chilled to .8 . , z
cerely ( meted), NtrII.,TeIAM RAGAN',
the core of her heart. rockville,
her trailing crape And sables—a lady to - 1 •
her finger-tips. "My brother told me you, were here" For absolute, permanent cure, use Ca -
she said, advancing with outstretcheid tarrhozone. Two months' outfit costs
A tiny phaeton and two lovely cream- hand, and all the sympathy she dared $1.00; smaller size, 50c., at all dealers, or
colored ponies etood awaiting her. Sybil not express shining in the eloquent vita the Catarrhozone Company, Buffalo, N.
drove those superb thoroughbreds Isere let eyes. "We have been looking for. Y., and Kingston, Canada.
self, handling the ribbons in masterly ward to your coming, for a long time,
style, though by no means capable a 1 need not say how haply I am to wet
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But the healino Furnes of Oatarrte.
ozone, Which Are Breathed to the
Furthest Recesses of the Bronchial
Tubes, I3eing Quick Relief and Sure
4'4's :tree; sufferer from eoughs, colds,
bronchitis and all throat and chest all -
manta need e a soothing, healing meal.
t'ine wilkh goes direct to the breathing
organs in the chest mad lungs, attacks
the trouble at the source, disperses the
;gtaerruribsoz(jofnedi. sea
thoroughly. And atnhdiecuinreezditelliteaflinciit
ie
is Oa -
The germ -killing balsamic vapor mixes
with the breath, descends through the
throat, down the brouchial tubes, and
finaily reachee the deeper air cells in
the lungs, All parts are soothed with
rich, pure, medicinal essenees, whereas
with a syrup the affected parts could
ONE ON PATRICK HENRY.
coping with Gwendoline Chudleigin who come you to Monkswoo , Colonel Tre- After the capture of Richmond in the
drove four-in-hand, smoking a cigarette vellum"
to the last ash without ever turning In the days gone by Sybil had hnpro-
pale, or whistling the "College Hornpipe" VI8ed some hundreds of eloquent and
pathetic little speeches wherewith to
with the best Ceuta]) from college. weleonae lier "prince" home. Now the
The last red glimmer of the sunset prince stood before her, and the wet.
had faded away in silver gray, and it come resolved itself into these common -
brightly beautiful moon trembled on the place words. Cyril Trevanion bent an
edge of an opal sky. One by one the instant over the pearly hand, then he
summer stars gleamed out ,one by one dropped it. It was the band upon whielt
the nightingales chanted in the green the solitaire, his parting gift, ehone;;
gloom of the woods. The hedge -rows but he did. not see it. ee
were all aglow, and the secret scent of "It is a very painful rettern, Miss Tn.
Nate unpleasantness," a party of Eng.
1ib-touristwere itt that city, chaper-
oned by an old dwrky.
"What is that building?" said one of
the geotlemert to him, pointing in a
certain direction.
"Dat's a sbaoco warehouse," auld the
old man.
"And what is that one?" pointing
to another.
"Dot's 'baeco warehouse, too."
And, then looking in the direction of
new.mowe hay filled the air. The lazy vanion,' he said, and even his vary a, high bill, Church Hill, as it is called
cows in the meadows lifted their slow voice seemed strangelly changed. to Sys iRiehmood, the touting pszty spied a
_
brown eyes to see the dashing little drag bit; "as painful as the parting, 1 he urele at the top.
n
flash by, and a great peace came it fin4 my father dead. his fate wrapped "And what is that building? Is that a
the ales heart with the holy hush of in. darkeet mystery, and blooming
eventide. blooming once, 'as the rose,„ehanged o tobacco warehouse also?”
....
a forsaken wilderness. My poor fatlaer! "Oh, no, sir. Dat's de church whar
Under the silvery stars the woodland Patrick Henry made de speech, 'Give me
in my
glades, the fern groves, the I wish to Heaven it had. been e waving trees,power to reach here sooner!"
liberty or give me death,' and, for GalVd,
the grand old Priory looked very fair He turned away from her, and looked. dey done give him both."
and peaceful. d out of the window again at the silvery -3.-0-4110.-----------.
"How beautiful it all is!" Sybil gloaming settling over the yellow Sussex A WINDSOR LADY'S APPEAL
thought, with a wistful little sigh,—"the dolma. .
dear old Prioryl the grand old. Park! "Yes," Sybil answered, "it is a pity.
Ah: if Cyril would but return—if my He wished to see you so much, to for-
rPrnacte Charlie' would but eoine bleak to give you sa ardently, to look his last on
claim his own again!" your face before he died. The horrible
She stopped, a little surpxised by darkness that shrouds his end nearly
something that met her eye- She had drives me wild wh.en I thinks of it. It
not entered under the great archway, is the most utterly -, incomprehensible
but by the west gate, a less pretentious mystery that was ever heard of. The
and more retired away. house was carefully bolted an.d secured;
It was the terminus of the Prior's it held but it few women and two or
Walk, and a quaint, mediaeval hid three faithful men -servants. He was ut-
house, all peaked gables, and stacks of terly unable to quit his bed, to
chimneys, and. diamond -paned easements rise himself in it of himself. I leave
stood here half hidden in a wilderness him for a few hours in charge of Mee.
of roses and ivy and sweetebrier. It was Telfer, Cleante, and Mee. Ingram, and
called the Prior's Retreat, and at odd loi in the morning he is gone as if he
times had been rented to any respects: had been spirited bodily :may! Not a
trace, not a clue remains. The Walitell-
ble tenant willing to pay a large rent
for it very inconvenient residence, ers slept, everything is found secure as
we left it; but not the faintest vestige
Of late years it had been quite de- of his mysterioue fate remains. 1 go
serted—haunted, of course, like the half inacl with wonder and terror when
Prior's Waik—and the sight that sur- I think of it."
prised Sybil nOVT was to see smoke "It is most extraordinary. And those
curling upward from the chimneys and watchers—had you implicit faith in
a big Livonian wolf-noun:a gamooling them?"
ponderously about. A second more, and "Mrs. Telfer and Cleante you know,
she came directly in front of the Retreat Colonel . Trevanion," Sybil reeponded, it
and in sight of its new occupant. little surprised. "They have been in
Leaning with folded arms over the lit- his service these thirty yeare, As for
tle rustic gate, was it man—a gentleman. Mrs. Ingram. she is a lady, and main -
Sybil saw that, in spite of a shabby 1na's friend, and, of course, General
shooting coat and a broad-brimin.ed for Trevanion and his will could be noth-
eign looking hat. ing to her. You know, Colonel Trevan-
He Was smoking a pipe ---a short, ion," hesitating slightly, "that the new
fieree-koking, black thing loaded to the will, that left all to you as it ehould
muzzle—and gazing with dark, dreamy always have been left, disappeared with
eyes at the tremulous brilliance of that
beautiful moon. A tall and powerful- "I know it—yes. I don't regret that.
looking man, somewhere about , thirty, ,Permit•rue to congratulate you on your
with a. black caicade bf moustache and accession,. You will make a much bet
beard. That magnificent beard hid alt ter use of these ingots than 1 would
the lower partof his face completeiy, ever do. You have been my father's,one
and what was left was tanned deep c comfort and solace all these - yeare, I
bronze, as if from long exposure to tro-
know. His companion almost always,
pie ,suns. But you saw two powerfui were you "ir
"Since 1 left school, and 1 left very
blaek eyes, large, bright, strong, arid
clear, a hand -some nose, jetty masses of early—yes. The last three years we
'spent in Italy and the south of Frances
wavy hair, and a noble head.
Sybil stared in wonder. but his constitution was entirely gone,
As the gentleman encountered the and," with a shy, wistful glance, "he
clear gaze of the lovely violet eyes, he never was the same, Cousin Cyril, since
started up, removed his pipe, tooff be lost you. He loved you very dearly.
took
his hat, and stood, gravely uncovered, He forgave you in his heart long ago, I
know, 1 think, sometimes, it might have
before the fair young chatelaine. added years to his life to have had you
The graceful head bent ever so slight- b h' 'd "
ly, she touched the spirited ponies with
her whip, and vanished amid the trees. y ts si e.
The moody darkness on the brow of
Lounging on the portico "doing the tmhaedeex-ncooloriempliyo;f and
dralaryt deepened.He
.31.. fl as he called it, was her brother. Charley came loungiog in with hiS hab-
To All Women : I will send free with
full inetructions, my home treatment
Which poisitively cures Leucorrhoea.
Ulceration. Displa.cernents, Failing of the
Womb. Painful or Irregular Periods,
'Uterine and Ovarian Tumors or Growths,
also Hot Flushes, Nervousness, Melan-
ehobe Pains in the Head, Back or Bow-
els, kaideteY and Bladaer Troublea, where
(eased by weakness peculia.r to our sex.
You can continue treatment at home at
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MY book. "Woman's Own Medical Ad-
viser." also sent free on request. Write
to -day. Addrees Mrs. M. Summers, Box
H. S. Windsor. Ont.
4.4-4
A HERD OF BULLS.
The Rev. Sylvester Horne, the Liberal'
Member of Parliament trent London,
araised at a dinner in New York Amer-
ican oratory
"Its better than our English oratory,"
he said. "That abounds in bu411s, The
House of Commons is it regular 'bull nen,
"I' heard a Tory member say recently
in praise of bishops: 'Bishops are not
really stiff and starchy. There's it good
heart beating belo wtheir gaiters.'
"An Imperialist declared in a debate,
Ireland, no -Wales, no Scotland; one
only Britain. ' Such are the words the
mouth of our Sovereign has always had
I n'"1A1111 Unioniet said of an Irish Na-
tionalist. 'Shall this man come into this
House with. unblushing footsteps, with
the cloak of hypocrisy in his mouth, and
draw five million acres out of our pock-
eevtosr7k'inemehhaosf.e,Iti'3enegnittfnodr taoofmutatinr3e, )f,eraontrs
"An exeited Labor member once shout-
ed. If this bill nasses t see before the
which they
kept out."—NOW "t:e,r1t Times.
•
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
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THE POPE'S TRIPLE CROWN.
The tiara, or triple crown of the Pope,
was originally a plain high cap, much
like 'those in which the Doges of Veniee
are so often represented in old pictures
and medals, It was first introduced by
Pope Nicholas I. in 860.
It is doubtful when the first coronet
was added, but the second was placed
by Pope Boniface VIII, in Ins and the
third by Pope 'Urban V. abottt 133e.
It has been held that the three
crowns refer to the Holy Trinity, el -
though that evidently could not hare
been the oi•iginal idea or they would
not have been added one after the. oth-
er, -with an interveoing interval in each
"80ethoefreillaanfYfirymeatrlslat they denote the
three -fold royalty of the Bishop of
Rome,. oue being the symbol of the tem-
tre rose languidly at sight of her. itual lazy air. , poral power over the Roman State;
"You've been gone ages, haven't you, "The 'tocsin Of the soul' has sound- another, the spiritual exercised over the
"Did you?" said Charley. ,f`Tlien you brother is hungry enough to eat fri- it y over all the kings and potensates of
casseed 'monkey, if you don't tell him Christendom.—From the Ave Marie.
souls of men; and the third thefantlion.
Sedel? And there's—"
that et the Retreat? 1 saw a gentle-
ma"nChia,nrslet wSyabsil indtroervreupbt: "who is ed, IVIiss Trevanion, and. your only
wpahnaytinigt abim aengdregrhowpase mstilr.p:f-saheovoet-.
ing to -day, and seduced me into aecona- ; I
saw a ver f' f 11
Shift*, ure
STOPSAnsinue HVALS THE LUNGS
lksilnnsirlla PRIM 25 CENTS
deed!" , roc e you. goes head won't ache until he catches
That's Mr. Angus Macgregor the new
"I accuse no mice" Sybil said, weale tenant, Reedwortb, the parts—been pistick. is healthy, they sayI don't knownev-
steivard, hasd the me at it again. The way that nian
fly. "I have no proofBoefoul play has rented the old rookeryand 've ha
been done htn
i game way, inaetia. Some pleasure and profit of, making the new swinover `brake, bush, and ecaur
g,s '
. I
the German poet says, mamma: g -
e might take the conceit out of the fav.
, ;
day we will know. You remember what tenant's ACcillaintance. He's a gentles °rite of the Derby. Pedestrian exercise
snam frora foreian
ing and boar -hunting in Suabia, I believe er went in for it much; but 1 hctne my'
_of a literary turn—writes books and doubts, if it makes a, Man's appetite
ell that, and has taken the Retreat for a so painful. If you've done all your pret-
year to porsue literature on the quiet. ty speeehes to the returned ehieftain,
Nie fellow—very intelligeht—been pret. Sybil, we'll adjourn to dinner."
V' well everywhere, and further—writes The trio adjourned at °nee to the
lolly books about it, and makes lots of dining-roorn, not the great dining -robin
money, 1 dare say. Lucky beggar! I ee heonkewood, which was rtbout as
MAI I eould write books."
nd cheerfel ehurela but ta.
"If you could, you would. be too lazy „ ,411'zv
vast aIle a o ,
little apartment opening off the
to do it. Tell Williams to rob ddrawing-roomall brilliant with the
own the ''
ponies. arleyAre you goieg to dine with light of many was. eaedles, and all a.
me, Ch, or—"
l'm going t'et •dine with you, glitter with glass and Sevres and quaint
--" silver, and where a butler, niejeetie
and solemn enough fent an arch.
Sybil, if you dont forgee all abotit Ao old
sublunary a matter in talking to Mr. .,e)3,'"gli , ,
met so we needn't be at the trouble of u1S2lop, stood awaiting them.
It was rather it silent meal, or would
Cyril Trevaniou. He's sold out, he tells
you he lead come?" Trevanionts moodiness eeetned a ehroeie
only for Charley. Colonel
giving Min military prefixee. Did I tell have been,
"Comet" Sybil gasped, her eyes wild complaint. He sat like a strstoe of dark
and wide. "Cyril come! Oh, Charley! marble among the wax -lights and the
'you never mean to say--" flower)
et eating little, drinking le% and
"My dearest Sybil," the Etonian re. talking leak, of MI.
marked, with hie most exasperating Sybil felt a painftll sense of constraint,
drawl, "don't excite yoeistif; don't get it ehilling sensetfon of disappointment,
the steam up, 1 beg. Yes, 1 do mean to ee was hard to find anything to say
say, "Ile chief of Lent has returned to that fixed, inflexible froth I3ut Char.
egoist,' and about as gloomy end group ley, who was equal to it conversational
py a chap as I've seen thie sonte time, monologue at any time, talked away,
I IVAS on the point of telling you at first and did his best to draw Sybil's her*
when you so very impolitely interrupt.
ed rne. 1 rather think you'll find hint out,
in the drawing -room." .
Caga
harley stretched himself out in, ---""411-4—
ex/mutat& and elosed his eyes. Sybil WO 631 yearn to do thO 11/1p00104p
stood still A moment, her heart throb. eVen though it stnr,v only be to kiekk
bing, her eolor comieg and going. At outeesiVee.
"'The mills of the gods grind slowly,
Bat they grind exceeding small.'
Some day the truth will appear. Mean.
time. I don't like Mrs. Ingrate, and I can
not dwell in the game house with her,
1 leave Isdlonkewood to.morrow, and
never return here. 1 don't Want to
Meet that woman egain. Heaven forgive
in' if I do her wrong, but. I disliked apd
distrusted her from the first. There is
eomethittes of the snake about her, I be-
lies•e---its deadly glitter in her black
eyes, its fatal hiee iu her voiee, lee dead-
lv enchantment in her smile. 1 don't
like her, Insomnia and she doesn't like,
me One house ean not hold us both."
Lady Lemox sniffed audibly behind
her perfumed cloud oi sennbrie.
"1 ou heaetless girl! It mutt be as
yon say, of eotase, sinee you ere mite -
base here: Intt I never thought you
were so utterly selfish. You think of
no one but yourself, your lileee mat ai14.
You don't care what beeoinee of
na. Who will write my letters? Who
Will teed all the new novels to tee, Who
wiUhing me to slap? Who whine,
But hers the thought of the terrible
impending was too trawl for
tady temox: her voiee was lost in
Mire.
"Dear mamma," Sybil said, trolling, in
spite of herself, "the cs.se is not sO bar-
rov.:netak yon make it out. Let nie
tehe hits. Ingrs,m's plue—let me do All
these things for you, i31iv trte, you
(To be Continued.)
A THOUSAND DOLLARS A
The SecretaryMlor tiT!'te. S. Treaeury
eetornitee that wiil require eiseatennee
tax money to run the Inederal eirovern-
nietn next year. That's nearly rifteen
cente a week tor event men, women ami
child. white. Mach „tau and loillinne.
course in adeltion' taxes to cover all
State vountY and munieipal expenees
=St° be Pahl by the eitizene.
The head of the family has to eet-
tel for his whole nocit eau figure on
al3buirn.m.t centsta Week being held oilt of
Ills nay envelope each Week ay Unele
And these taxes will not be measured
bY Winn a Matra wealth bi the
eize of his family and the state of the
family appetite. For the Federal tax
is laid. through the tariff, the thitans
we eat and drink and wear. The baby
doeeu't lolOW it, but her shoes and her
Petticoat are taxed. and the steel in the
wheels of the baby carriage have eitipaed
Added to six livadred ana *tzar -
eight millione of dollars:i running ex-
pense. there .will forty-Beven minions
more for Panama Canal wet%
Of the six hundred and eighty millions
of dollars about $143,000,000 or about one-,
ovarted win go to pa.y pensions•—that le
dad will have to pay about eighteen,
cents a week for tho of long no.
The army and navy departments will
take about $289.000,000 more or nearly rt
halt of the whole and father's weekly
eontribution to that hind wilt be about
thirty-five cents.
Them the total cost Cr the war past.
Dreeent and future, as pail in pensions
and army and navy expense is about
twb-thirds the cost of the whole show.
for, too. The house and Senate cost
Uncle Sam about $1,200,000 per daY or
$050an,(7) daorinahrosura tomrinpuretetty close to a thou -
There are other things money is spent
for, too. The house and Senate csat
a,bout thirteen million dollars a year. Uri -
lucks figure. This isn't the meney
Congress spends, but the money it costs
to pay the members and their bangers -
on. including dead -ducks and $75,000 to
$95.000 a year to Aldrich's monetary com-
misSion.
The civic list also shows that spending
money to protect human lire in the pub-
lic health, marine hospital and life save
ing services and In special fights against
epidemic diseases. The total silent thus
Is about four million ONO hundred. thous-
and dollars which, you see, is not quite
one cent for life 3.17 g to each dollar
for war. Also it is just abOilt half as
much as is spent in fees, mileage and
Igngpesnasieasribeyothe U. S. courts (not ineIud-
IN A DILEMMA,
Prominent among the smart set of
Cincinnati is a young wife whose multi -
Putout social duties occupy such a large
part of her time that she has little to
spare for her children.
Not bong ago one of the youngsters
became ill and the mother hastily sum-
moned the family physician. The greet.
ed him at the door thus:
"1 am sure it is nothing serious, doc-
tor; but really I wish you would find
out what le the matter with Gladys. The
Prowl maid left thie morning, and so
there's not it soul in the house that can
understand what she eays."—New York
....iensatettial4k2a
Minard's Liniment Co., Limited:
Gentlemen,—I have used MINARD'S
LINIhIENT from time to time for the
past twenty years. It was reeommended
tO inc by a, prominent physician of
Montreal, who called it the "great Nova
Scotia Liniment." It does the doctor's
work; it is particularly good in casee'
of Rheumatism and Sprains.
Yours truly,
G. G. DUSTekhe,
Chartered Accountant.
Halifax, N. S., Sept. 21, 105.
DIDN'T SCREAM.
(Montreal Herald.)
A yoting woman was sume her former
sweetheart for bregati of pronuse. -You
say' 'remarked aefeneauce lawyer, -Isaac
the defehdarit frequently at very ciose
to you?"
"Yes, sir," was the reply, with a
blush.
"Lim close?"
"So close that ono chair was all we
needed to sit on,"
"And you eay he put his arm around
you?"
"No. I ain't."
"What did you say, then?"
at said he put both Ms arms around
'What then?" -
"He hugged me."
"Very hard?"
"Yee, very harde so hard that I very
nearly had to sereaneout."
"Why didn't you „scream?"
"Because—I didn't" (another blush.)
"Come, that's no reason. Be explicit.
please. Because. what?"
"Because I was .afraid he'd stop."
ANNIHILATING TRW •
-The authorized' mileage of tie Grand
Trunk Pacific inain line and branches is
11,500 miles, of which 1.745 utiles are be-
tween Winnipeg and l'rince Rupert. 1,-
800 miles are under contraet by Trans-
eontinental Railway Commiesion be-
tween -Winnipeg and Moncton. A.t the
cempletion of Ole national railway the
trip ,around the world will be shortened
by one week, as Europe will be brought
eloser to Asia, and as the maximum
grade of the Grand Trunk Pacific is lee
of the next best transcontinental rail-
ways on the continent, time between the
Atlantic and the Paeific will be annihi-
Iated when the serviee is in operation,
ee-e-a
DOES HE?
(Life.)
Does your child break into the conver-
setion when you have visitors?
Does he leave his clothes lying all over
the house?
Does he eat surreptitiously between
meals?
Does he lay his hands on almost any-
thing he wants to make something out
of without ashine your permission?
Does he come down late to breakfast?
Does he say "Huh?" "Gee!"?
And if not, why not? You are his par-
ents, and he Is living in the Vented States
or America.
4 =4.
Mlnard's Liniment Cures Colds, Etc.
4440-41
HIS FOUR PRINCIPLES.
Until some ten years ago it was an
axiom in the big packing house circles
of Chicago, says "Basineas and Book-
keeper," that a salesman ehould be guid-
ed by four rules as laid down by one
of the famous heads of that industry.
He was noted for his hru.squences, and
also a. democratic nature that seemed
the usual hedge of clerks that stands
between a big man and hie callers.
4 bright, manly -looking chap entered
the office one day when he was very
busy,
"Good morning," be began politely.
"Well, what tile blankety-blank-blank
do you want?" he growled.
"I want civil treatineet, and 1 want
It blankety-blank-blank quick," mime the
sharp answer.
"Ohl" The panker looked up in sure
prise. Modulating his voice a trifle, he.
asked: "What ean I do you you?"
"I want a job as a salesman. I have
worked As a butcher. 1 have worked in
the puking housee, and. 1 ?lave sold
%nailer Hine to the meat trade. 1 have
references to prove that I deliver the
goods, and 1 have them with me. I want
to get into a bigger field, and I am
here to Make goo& Hese you got it.
job open?"
"If we haven't, we'll make an Opening
for you. Report to the ealee manager
Monday morning."
As the young Man darted to leave
the °Mee the brusque old packer called
him back.
"Do you know why you got that jobt"
he asked.
"No Mr,"
"Well, you have the three essentials
Oat make a good statesman. 111 point
them out to you, so you'll remember
ens. first, you don't think any Man is
better than you are, end you have the
est poesible words. I'll add it fourth,
get out before 1 ehange my mind."
Fie4claohez* rthtl$04 indigeAtion—muddy comp' zio pimpletr—
bad breath these are zome of the effect3 of con-
Atipation. The mild, matte,
reliable remedy Is
Tbey contain the latest
discovered and best evactuket known, which
erre:free the bowels without the slightest discomfort and without dip.
turbing the reel of the eystena Constantly increased does are not necessary.
28c. 14)'e',#, tiniegat hoe not yet atocked them, send e5e. mai we win real thorn. 26 et
Neelentpl Ieetse on4 Chemicel Company of Conodo. Limited* • Mentre4,
1
—eon,
WEALTHY AMERICANS.
(Montreal Herald.)
The public benefactions ot Yen bave
amtunteil in this country to more than
$150,00e,000, according te the figures com-
piled tor the 1912 isatie of the World Al -
Marline.
This total was once exceeded—hi 1900,
when the aggregate approximated $170,-
00,900.
Andrew Carnegie has this year given
away mere thaa $40,000.000. Ms largest
gift was 525,000,000 to the Carnegie Cor-
ueration of New 'York, specially organ-
ized by the Legislature at Albany to car-
ry oe the iron man's charities,
Mr Carnegie. who is now a little more
than 77 ycare of age, beei given to the
Public over $221,000,0c0.
Tee elder John D, Rockefeller's public
announced gifts this year have not
amovnted in all to more than S3,000,00a
of which $1,315.000 went to the University
of Chicago, and $1,0000,000 to the Rocite-
tenor Institute for Medical Research in
New Yerit City. The rest went to col-
leges far West and South, The dona-
tion to the University of Chicago was
the second annual instalment of the sin-
gio and final gift of S10,000,000 to that in-
stitt tion.
The second largest individual giver
was Frederick C. Hewitt, who left 51.-
00000 to the Post Graduate medieat
School and Hospital, and 52,000,000 to the
Little Missionary Day Nursery, both
OV York institutions. •
Joseph Puliteer becnteatbed more than
53,000,000 to public uses.
-rile PILL.
(.6ino.son standard.)
“Doenanot 1$111s" lies received n title.
doseeat Beeeluten seho has made 5130,-
000,004 out Of a tretting ntiblW IS nOW
ardente the nobility of Beeleud. More
tamer to hint for we belleVe he Made
gond certainly made geed MoneY
out of them and that seems, to be all
that is neckerrery to get 4 title theie
stittYs.
'Liniment Cures Diphtheria,
tI
TWO VIEWS.
(Toronto atar.)
Lict when he saye that the Man who
marries a Canadian girl will have to
help with the houvework, he makes too
sueeping a statement. As a rule, the
husbanct ceases to help mueli with the
dishes after he has been married a short
time. One seldom sees a, husband wash-
ing down the fropt steps—except with a
hose insummer, and even thea he can
readily inake it appear that be is -wat-
ering the lawn. It is quite trele that
Canadian husbands are often seen wheel-
ing babies in carriages on the streets. It
is not eonsiderea an 'Unmanly ocupation.
but a fatherly amusement. We believe
that Canadian husbands, as a rule, are
not ill-treated.
It is all in the point of view A few
months ago we saw a letter in all Eng-
lish Dever from a man who had recently
come to Toronto. and was well pleased.
"My wife' " he wrote, has already got
work. andso has my daughter, and they
aee keeping us all in more comfort than
they ever did at home."
•••••.marx.
Write for partieu lore.
Vain riusiNESS UNIVERSITY
of Canada.
Correspondence Dept.,
King's Hall. Montreal, P. Q.
RELIGION AND ADVERTISING.
(Pittsburg Gazette -Times.)
IS it proper for a ehureh to (Weer -
doe' It' is dalleult to ee,,, how any
other thee afeermative itnewer can be
reterned to the questa n, which has boon
roisea by loco.) represeeto Lives of the_
meteon-aide Meo and Religion Mivernent,
Pi tt sburg. a (miser vatl ve eommunity 111
man.: respects, reems t., hare been tt
backward in the publicity plueee of the
POW evaagellc -enterprise nave belea
it—
gii eerd by ag'greeeive laymen. In som,
other cities the prometers of the move-
ment wrom which such great results
ere anticipated have hastened to avail
themselves of modern ideas itt ilVOrIAS-
111:r. ma:10/11'1g that the businees world
shmild have no monopoly of the effective
devices that melte for suevess, Teus far
they have no reason 1t) regret their ac-
tion. Advertisers to -day, many of whom
have learned their lo.,son throueh bit-
ter experience, realize eat to make pub -
nett?' permanently profitable the articles
edvertieed mus i- poseeee solid worth.
This reeuirment fnifillaa there is no:
lani- to the legitimate profit's tits+ ma.V
1)/ gained. The o»ly 1iPgS it doesn't
nay to advertise are those that are
worthless. Religion surely doenot be-
leng in this cdtegory.
STA M M E
tied
I h
9
can bemired. not merely of the habit, but
of its rause. Tile Arnott Institute has per-
manently restored natural speech te thou-
sands—is doing it to -day. Write for full
information and references to 11
THE ARNOTT INSTITUTE. BERLIN, OMT., Can.
A DEFINITION.
(Catholic Standard and Times.)
"Pa," said little Willie, looking up frean
his paper, "what Is a philanthropist, afty
way?"
".e. philanthropist, my son," replied his
wise pa, "is usually a man who spends
Itis time getting other people to spend
their money for charity.'
.7
People with a pull generally pull to-
gether.
ISSUE NO, 3, 1912
AGENTS WANTED.
—V •
)Without Danger 04 Almost Painiees. -
, Boers to Prospeotive Diszthers.
i51ueElt1es'TilXiNlZ ftemnvesthe .
,Perlis of Childbearing de Strehgthens =
filother and Child. lYlaited WW1 invagn.
ablo information. 58 or throa for $1 2. _
1 The Ectectine Remedy Co.,
.52 ADELAIDE ST. EAST, TORONTO.
STOPPED TRAIN TO SHOOT QUAIL
"Passengers on the Southern Indiana
Railway from Westpert to Elizabeth-
town had a bad 'scare' one morning this
week when the train came to a sudden
standstill in it cornfield and reporte of
it gun were beard a. few minutes later,"
travelling
tli
gmne3n; were going to be
e
said
ati r
"Theydlt up aIn'athoughtedthat murder had already
been eommitted. Their feriae were al- ,
layed, however, when a trainman came
inside and reported that the brakeman
hoxi seen a covey of quail and had stop-
ped the train to take a shot at theme'
—From the Indianapolis News.
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THE PERILOUS WANDERLUST.
"Young nilan, don't let the wanderlust
get into your blood Don't be a rolling
stone," This is the advice of One who
knows. Mr. E. A. Lesley, who has ;tient
mest of his life as a wanderer, waved
in Chicago after a 4,000 -mile biciyel ; trip
from an Francisco via Seattle and Om-
aha. At the age of 52 years he rays it
is impossible fm him to "settle down,"
1.0:1141F)- is the author of It book entitled
-across America in it House on Wheels."
aral for twelve years his wife and five
chi'dren accompanied him en this gypsy. -
like travel. Four years ago his family
left lam to live permanently in Reading,
Pa. He is now on his way to join them,
r I;(1 eeciares be will make one more ef-
fort to conquer the roaming spirit and
spend the remaineer of his life witb.
thEM.—New York Tribune,
Minard's Liniment Cure Garget itt
Cows.
THE HAT PIN.
tawa Free Press.)
Fashion lais d2rreed that the long hat
pin resist go. Queen Mary Is responsible
1•4 tee edict. see has all her hats
meet- now with with tit Pohl -fashioned
eitietie fastener. We Flint' he glad to he
vie of the danger ef being etatthed in a
rcvided street car or department store
elevator, but we are more than it little
dealbtful about the beauty of that elastic
thing mother usea4e4wear.
TUE DRUGISH ARE AGRE
that the umet reliable Corn and Wart
reinOver it Putuanth Painless Corn and
Wart Extractor, whiell has been used.
with universal satisfitetion for more
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A Sultan's Matrimonial Record.
The ;Sultan of ZanZibar, WhOSe abdied,
doll is annottlicea, ha enjoyed tile un-
usual experience of marrying the same
alfe twice Some years ago he divorced
the Sultana, a daughter of the Imam
of Muscat, who. being a royal princess.
wile Lis only legal wife. Hie Ministers
were muds perturbed at this, as the
marriage had been arranged for state
reasons, and the Sultane had done noth.
ing to justify her husband's action.
After some pressure the Sultan con -
wetted to remarry ben There were diffi-
culties in the way, 110\'CVL'V as aecord-
ing to Mohammedan law, no remarriage
wee possible until the ex -Sultana had
married some orte else. Eventually she
was married to. the Sultan's brother -tilt j
law, who immediately divoreed her, a/Ara
she was theu reunitee to teeyyid AIL
Two divorces and two weddings within
eix weeks constitute a reeord hard. to
beet. --London Chronicle.
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