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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1912-01-11, Page 6A MASCULINE SURMISE. Waiver's Baear.) Hodson...Um would slat explain the Insetutable Mona Lisa smile? Judeon-alame one has told a funny cora and the noels woman iN 4.1 the svrosig place. NATU RA4 RESULT. iliaitlinore Ameri(an.) 1heeareet manufacturer wee at anis- tainti divadvantege In the delattime clase ite "Wire tier" "Ileteettee every time they bad et dieeee- eion, he was floored." BOTH WAYS, (Baltimore .Aanerlean.) "Plgieeley has a paradoxical nhotoeraleh mania," "Good gracious, what alight tliat be?" "He giveea photograpeer a L1flfldi1ij (trees for hie eitting." *4.46 THE LESS THE MORE. (Boston Transcript.) Natal (throwing down app1e)-1)4111 Devon it Make you sick to find a wore) in eernethiog you are eating? Joek-Not only when I find half a worm. LOOKING FORWARD. (Punch.) Voice (from bed) -Isn't he asleep yet? Papa (hopefully) -No; but he Yawned atettt, 0, enarter of an hour ago. ogeo.t.* THE FASHION. (Harper's Bazar.) Stella -Is it a one-piece frock? Bella -Isle, she told me herself that it ale:tides three pieces of her husband's minO, TIME LIMIT EXPIRED. (Boston Transcript.) Mrs. Knagg-Perb.ape you recall It was on et train that we first net. Mr, lanegg-Yes, but it's too late new to sou the company for damages. it -tee STUNG. • (Waehington Star.) "You call that cake angel food?" sadi the harsh husband. "Yes, dear," said the timid wife, "but If the diet doesn't see mexactly what you wait, here are sonie deviled crabs." -_•••• WILLING TO PAY-BUT- Womates Home Companion.) "Your wife is very nervous, and she must be kept quiet at any cost." "Yes. doetor. 1 an wiling, to pay all right --- but --" e. 6 HE WAS MISTAKEN. (loustori Post.) "I asked your husband last evening if be had his life to live over again if he would, marry you. and he eaid lie certain- ly would." "He certainly wipit41,n't," AN EXPENSIVE LUXURY. (Harper's Bazar.) "Yes," said the literary man, with a s.Igh. "style is a fine thing for a writer to have; but when his wife's got it, too, It takes all the Profit sway." a -at A SLIGHT JAR. (Toledo Blade.) Motormaniac-What do yo uthink is the most difficult thing for a beginner to learn about an automobile? Vrankenstem-To keep from talking about it an the tiroe. INDISPUTABLE, (London Chronicle.) "If you stand with your back to the seeuth, what have you on your left hand?" flaked the teaelier during thq'geography lesson. The small boy thought.consid- ered his hands. and give the right an - ewer. "Fingers, sir," he replied, 1:4 SKILLED. (New York Sun,) First Politiciaa-Don't you admire San- ta Claus? Second Politician -Yes, be seldom gets caught with the goods on hisn. a THE LIMIT. (Harper's Bazar.) Louise -Is your new cook troublesome? Jolla -Troublesome: She couldn't act 'worse a she wete a near relative, ONE ON THE COCO. (Boston Transcript.) He -So Alice said I had a thick head of hair. She -Oh. eha didn't mentioh the hair. # A FRIENDLESS PROPHET. ".',Nlew York Sun.) Jonah entered the whale. "I. suppose I am now a middleman," he cried. Herewith he feared he would be hated, ••••• NO USE FOR THEM. (Excharige.) "Please, ma'am' eald a servant. "thereae a Door man at the door with wot den leas." "Why. Bridget," answered the mtg. treski, in a reproving tone, "What can we do with woody -is logs Tell him we do not want anY.' aeask THE EXPLANATION. (Harper ts Bazar.) Mary - And they found her walking the streets in her underwear. Alice -A someambullst, Of course. Mary -sale; simply a wornan with no one In the house to button her ttla t THE PROFESSOR'S WIFE. (1siarlem Life.) —rho professor is in the laboratory conductibg some chemical experiments. The professor expects to go down to Poets:ray. (From the laboraterY> "13r-rer, Bang." 'rise Visitor -I hopa the professor has. n't gone. 4, • * ONE WAY. (Melte aellils--ahon You think it is possible to don the divorce evil, 011114-Certa1nIy. Merely let it become common enough tti be unfashionable. e4 -e. UNFINISHED PHOTO. (The Smart Set.) Wise Wry -.I have a picture in iny mind es my future husband. ii Ouy-I bet it will enever he de- velotied. Ilioomorig ALL ON A SUNDAY MORNING. (Exchange.) :Sfrs, Style -Marie, I shell take one of the children to churell with me. Tbe Malds-Yeetee aire,re Style-Witieh elm will go best V.th hIYnee,' MIMI° geWtil or..gAJA*0 A,411.4p4p....***a. EFFECTIVE. (tire.) Pence leanernieoloner-tf you wer sei to disperse a mob, wliat would you do? Arrollearit-lczes nrottnd the hat eirl (eottroiseloner-That'll dr), You're eraeaged. PRODIGIES. ttattliolic Sonetadnee, etre tent boy of millet Is et .01.Ane-nlaser. %Vbshe can tday with hie 13rotri--itow old is im ,:ft;nes--Piftenir. Brown -I've got a boy at Lome tom nissr with h;f4 toes, and he`e one year old. APPEN D! ITIS. trihiettgo TrIloine.) Pctel.1 of armies. Irritation. pen bases!. Inflammation vhster ell Irk double domea Von Ise right aide. Diftettosis, otribuitir.ce. htiib. Ananthetle. Memel blank. nifeet (Anent.. 14130,-riad nureee. C'harge of dr . Liattid diet. ('onvelettaina.. 'Visitors et (*retain bourse teernrisitioa eioees, flee a" 7 P'"owft'a• 1r.vetYth;nx t'i'n Involv en iirktil On e thOk r.* eeeeeiteeeeeeeeteatee4 owohioomidimbhillogt4011.0041100640010.0 §t=i1.22,1MOZZIMMIZUSIZSIZSMIZX she was akin° with WM tine general turned. Upon her ebeaply, " "Sybil, who is that everenniling, hOney. • 19 ltlopnytotetwl.410voulioimisity:uarixoltyteerrolit000poioktiritei xxx aypii s Doom stgx eeille from? And svItere ill that felloev legram, or was there ever ouch a fellow at all?" "Dear uncle" Sybil geld, mailing, yet w quite itif Melt Omit her es 1 do, *She is manmade oepecial pet and friend, And," with a light laugh, The solace of her aeon -fling years. 'That fellow Ingram' was a D:ler. chant captain -dead, yore ago-peate to his esliee. Further than that, E know, and seek to know, no more," "Xeep her out of this room," said the generals sharply. "1 don't like her, and I wool have her here. She is like sugar-cendy, Sybil -too sweet to be wholesome. If you told her black wee white, she would simper and seer, 'Yes, dcar 1 know it,'" raimickin.g the wid- ow's dulcet tones. "I like peopie like you, Sybil, who stand up stoutly, and tell me, 'No, it is not!' Don't let her come here again; I don't like her," Sybil promised dutifully, of eouree; "but the best -laid plans of mice and men gang aft oglee." The widow was destined -to come'egain, and yet again, and to deepen the dark ieyetery so soon to electrify them all. Whether in the removal he had caught cold, whether the "Adam and Eve" rooln WAS still unaired, whether :secret trouble over the prolonged absence of his son Cyril had done it, no one knew; but the geenral fell suddenly and dangerously ill. Inflammation, set in; entreat physi- cian from London was eizinteiened; a telegram despatched to the tardy heir, and all was dismay and contusion at Monkswood Waste, A lawyer was summoned, and the will then left ell -every stiver-to Cyril Trevanion, was made. Sybil insisted upon this. It was all Cyril's by right, and to Cyril it should go. • "He doesn't deserve it, Sybil," Cyril'a father said, bitterly. "See how he lin- gess, while they count my life by hours. But he will come, and yon. my darling, will be his wife; so it will and in the same, after all." The great London doctor shook his head portentously, and looked very grave. He might last a week; but the titormy old lion's life was very near ita ending now. They never left him. Sybil, in sorrow, pale and tearless, watched by his bed- side night and day. He was delirious very often, almost always at night. Ile was not to be left for an instant alone. "You will wear yourself out, deareee Serbile. Mrs. Ingram said, mournfully, kilning the girl's pale cheek. "You must not -you really must not—..sit up so much as you do. Let me take your place to -night." "Thanks," Sybil said, wearily. "It will not be necessary, 1SIrs. Telfer watches, with cleante." "Then I will assist Mrs. Teller and Oleante. Ala dearest Miss Trevanion, you are very cruel, You will not let me be of the slightest use, and I long so much to do something. Let me sit up this onee--Tray do." She clasped her little hands, and. look- ed piteously up at Sybil, groat tears standing in the velvet-Win:le eyes -a pic- ture of prettiness and innocence. And SybiPs heart relented. The general dis- liked her; but the poor general was far beyond the power of liking or disliking anyone now. "You are very good," Miss Trevanion made answer. "Sit up, if you will, Mrs. Ingram. Good Mrs. Telfer is fat and fifty, ancl extremely apt to fall asleep Wore midnight; and. Cleante, who has no uaore brains than a cat, is very likely to follow her example. But you are not, like them, and I shall rest the quieter for knowing you are beside him." `‘..& thousand thanks, dearest, sweet- est Sybil!" cried the gushing widow, kissing her impetuously "I had begun to fear of late I had offended. you. You have grown so sadly cold and formal. But now I know you will trust your poor Edith, who would die to serve you, darling Sybil." Sybil'e superb upper lip curled a lit- tle. She did not like all this effusion, and never distrusted the widow half so much as in her gushing moods. But she had promised. There was really no rea- son why Mrs. Ingram should not waist the housekeeper and valet in their watch, since the general, in his delir- ium, knew no loeger friend from foe. Very sleepy, and unutterably fatigued in mind and body, Sybil retired early on that eventful, that never -to -be -forgot- ten night. Charley had driven the widow over in the gray of the summer evening, and returned to the park. Cleante was to occupy the dressing -room adjoining the "Adam and Eve," and Mrs. Telfter and the little widow enscorteed themselves in the easy chairs, trimmed the night laanp and began thet' vigil. Sybil retired to her chamber, half undressed, and threw herself upon the bed. Almost instantaneously she fell asleep, and slept for three hours, deep• ly dreamlessly. Then, without noise, or cause of any kind, precisely at 'midnight she suddenly and fully awoke. A bell was tolling, solemti, slow, faint, afar off, but unmistakably tallim. Through the deep stillness of the warm July night the low, steady tone fell a - one -two -three -a longer and longer pause betweeri each vibration --a hell, the deepest, the sweetest, the saddest, that ever Sybil Trevanion had heard. She sat up in bed, listening. Morally and physically the girl Was brave; but now the cold drops started on her bra*, and her heart stood still. And slowly) slowly clanged that passingibell, fainter every moment, and further off. She sprung up, drew the curtain, and looked out into the night. The untold glory of the full July moon flooded the chamber with heavenly lustre. Count- ies s eters sparkled; the oft, abundant radiance seemed clear a tithe light Of day. The dark woodland, the deep plan- tations, tangled and wild, the waving grove a of fern, looked mysteriottely beautiful in that snooty splendor; but no living Oleg, far or near, was to be seen, The slipping of it soake the light crash of it dry twig, the faint twitter of a bird in its net, all thee sounds of solence eitme to her ear; and still, above them, still dear, dill mournful and slow, sounded that riming bell. Sybilee dressing gown' lay near. She threw it on, thrust her feet into slip - pets, hasten ed from the ehamber ettaight to that of the general. She had to pass through the dreesing-roont on her way; the Frenchman, Oleente, lay $101111dly 118100p on a coueh. Another eceoed, and she stood on the iliteehohl of the eiekiroom. There he palmed. Whitt was Moo Ingram doing? The siek man lay very gill, and the widow was hotlines over hiin, her white hands beav among the pillowe, tinder those piliowe the new will, tbe will Vitt left hit to 'Cyril, isy. It had been the sielt man's whim to keep it there, 4tia no one had gaineitiel him. But Mild, Mrs. Ingram be seeking for that? While she steod, breathless, the Old man, with a eudden shrin cry, Ater -Led up in bed, end seized the widoW by this Wrist. (TO be Contirinetd.1 gmeggszzgxgalnintarnatWaltit a trifle shoel:ed, "you knO \Vlutt el" Lay Leniox evied, Wo wilt doTetj(?elerr,tiloiioti40 tolerably ve y s11,k1eQpeti, ail.'0 s ttioulously eentiniental, Made him wife earmei,Ithe putl,er, fowlinore. :11Yoobt; re. nio eau vie e viei 'ors of stet° ler, torimotin A great deal you know when you condemeend to comeover and about the life ,such men ad he, better look in opon woe men, than bp, leed. Much time he has "And when is thie preeimis will to be had for suffering -fighting Sepoye aihd elude?" luquired ber ladyship, testily. Ituetilause-playing 41 on' tuuctig too i -oh, maven hop you, Sybil Loam t ehaumiere belles of the Quarter Latin, Wiatt a little fool you are!" grisettes and balletidantere, welt as his "Thank you, my lady," with a merry wife Wae-his gambling, his horse-reeingh little laugh, and a liousemeld'e courteey, and all the rest of it. He would langii "The will he to be made as soon as we in your faee if he heard your sentimen- are safely settled et the Priory, Colouei tal rubbish," Trevanion, in All likelihood, will he neve "My cousin wa a gentleman!" Sybil lihnself long before that." said, eheeks hot, eyes flashing, queen*? The rosy radiance that always lighted and proud, "He 'svould never laugh at her face et the bare mention of her hero me, mainnut, Will you kindly permit me dawned softly there again, and the die - to go? On this subieet you aao 1 will inherited heiress left the room, singlpg never agree,"a gay ehaneon. Mre. Ingram looked af- "You m ' may go certainly-0DV first ter her, with a carelese leugh, but with promise me not to fetch Ude ruined lion a look of bitter hetred and envy in her of the fastest Parisian society here. You glittering eyee, are absurd enough, I fancy, even for "How nice it must be to feel young that." and sentimental, and quixotic like that. "Quite absurd enough," said Sybil, I have seen so much of life, partly in my standing very erect, and with that boy husband's lifetime, partly since, that at of sternness and decision characteristic times I feel as though 1 were a hundred, of the "stiff-necked Trevanion.s" ertore But if your daughter had been born a marked than over. "I will fetch him here kitchen maid, her sweet simplicity moat surely, niaminto if I ean, and yield could not be more refreshing." every sou that was to be mine, every . It was very seldom indeed the pie broad acre, to their erightful lord, This quanta widow alluded to the late la- veryday I will beg General Trevanion assented Mr. Ingraip. He had been a for justice to his discarded sone -on my merchant captain, it appeared, ond lus knees, if neeessary. I would go forth a devoted wife had gone with hint pretty beggar to -morrow to see Cyril Trevain Well over the world. ion reinstated in his rights?', She had tried Baden aden and Hom- Lady Lemox gave ene gasp, one fell burg, and all the charming little Bads back. Words were powerless here, and of Germany, on her own responsibility her feelings were too many for her. She. /since playing eearte, vingt-etiun, etc.. had recourse to her smelling salts and like any old soldier of fortune, but this her pocket -handkerchief. was sib roeit. "And I will succeed, mamma," Mise It had been rather a vitganbondish Trevanion continued; moving toward the life, she frankly admitted, with a strong door. "His father loves him still. It will 'flavor a Bohemianism, aud she had re - be no hard task to persuade him to do eignen It and her liberty to dance at - simple justice to his only son. I am sot- tendance upon the Duchess of tStrath- ry if I grieve you, dear mamma," more bane -a vicious 'old Scotch woman. gently; "but right is right the wide , Since the death of that patroness and world over. -Until we meet at dinner, RU her espousal by "dear, dear Lady Lemox" revoir," she had. gone upon velvet, her rose She glided with queenly grate from leaves had been without a thorn or a the apartment, a sublimated look on her wrinkle, and life wae one long dream. face that made it actually glorious. As a blise. So at least she said, and my she passed down the long corridor, she lady very complacently believed it. caeght sight of her brother stretched The refitting of the Priory went rap - an the grass, under the trees, amok.. idly on, The seigneur had all the hu - in -the pieture of indolent content. Patienee, of a petted iovalid And the Two minutes later, and she swooped down upon him -an impetuous young whirlwind in petticoats. "Charley, is it true -really, really true -that Cyril Trevanion has come back?" "Eh?" said Charley, lifting his head. "How muelt? Make that remark over again, my beloved sister, and please don't be so energetic. My head aches this morning -that's the worst of the 'sparkling cup of aleasure'-the lees are bitter, bitter. The port, last night, was thick and meet; but even old port has ite drawback, it. an unfortunate tend- eitcy t� concentrate itself in a man's nose; and the Cliguot champagne was heavenly -there is no other wordfor it -but sparkling Cliquot is only bottled headache and sour stomach, after all. "'Fill the bumper fair; - Every drop we sprinkle O'er the brew of care Smooths away a wrinkle,' sounds Very pretty, but tee wriaines come next day. when' remorse and soda water set in. 'Last night 1.was happy; this morning mv worst enemies (the tai- lor and boot -maker) could' wish meeno more wretched. What did you say, Sybil? The world is a hollow xnockery, and life lath lost its charms, but 11 try te an- swer you -ere I die." "For pity's sake, Charley, stop that nonsense! Is asked you if it were true that Cyril Trevanion had really return- ed?' "Hawksley said so, at least. Met him in London -seedy and sad, out of sorts, ahd otii, of pocket. Here's his address - 1 took it down for your especial benefit home. --so you can fly to him on the wings of - There had chine a letter -a letter love as fast as you please." which had given impetuous Sybil a chill, He tore a leaf out of les note -book Go brief, tido cold, so formal was it -say - and, handed it to her. Sybil took it; ing, they might loolc for him shortly, then, without a word, turned and hur- that business of a pressing nature de- ried into the house. Charley looked af- tained him in London. ter her, with a sigh of gentle reproach. The old general read it throuugh his Ilene old centurion used to play despot over his brigade. Sybil walked or rode over every day to superintend in person; and under the trees, grand and majestic in the leafy splendor of early July, the wrink- led crone, Hester, sat, watching the heir- ess with malignant old eyes. Sybil heeded little those weird, baleful` glances. With the princely spirit nature ancl custom had given her, she never passed the witch -like figure without careleasly flinging her a handful of shillings. And old Hester gathered them up avaricious- ly, and erooned still her ominous dog- gerel: "The Doom shall fall on Monkewood Hall, Our Lady send her grace! Dark falls the Doom upon the last Fair daughter of the race! The bat shall flit, the owls shall hoot, Grim Ruin stalks with haste; The Doom shall fall when Monkswood Hall le changed to MonkswOod Waste!" And Sybil, fearless, like a true Tre- vanion, listened and laughed, and' swept along, princess -like, to issue her sov- ereign behests, and rule liege lady of all around her. Before the fortnight had expired the preparations came to an end, and Gen- eral Trevanion and his ward, and a small staff of servants,leftthe Park for the Priory. And Cyril Trevanion, eontrary to all expectations, had not yet appear- ed to elaim hie own, to take his old, his - rightful place in his father's house and "Gratitude, thy name is woman! Not gold -rimmed eyeglo.sa, propped up in o, one word of thanks, not one exprsesion drife of pillows, with sad, wistful eyes. of condolence for my unhappy state. "It does not sound like '0yril," he ''Twas ever thus from childhood's hour. said -like my breve, impulsive Want - Perhaps 1 bad better go to sleep." hearted boy, ever ready to forgive and. Charley sunk into balmy aluniber ac- forget at the first pleading word. The cordingly, until the June Sun reached very writing le changed. Ah, well! he the ineridian, and beat strongly upon was -niueteen then, he is thirty-eight , him, He awoke in a etate a talamander now; and time changes us all, and rare - might have envied, got up, yawned, id- for the better. He will come, Sybil; stretched himself, and sauntered into and that is something. I will see him the house. eCit again before I died - As he passed into the eataaaaa hall, There was one room at the Priory - his sister came flying down the stairs, the "Adam and Eve chamber" they call - her face flushed, her eyes spareling, a ed it -where many Trevanions had been folded letter in her hand. With an im- born and slept away their wedded lives, petuout outburst she flung her Arms and this apartment the general had par - around Charley and kissed. hint on the ticularly desired to be get in readinese spet. for him. It WaS a vast and lofty and "I have succeedeet" she exclaimed. spacious room, with it great oak door, a "Oh, Charley, I have won the victory. slippery oaken floor and wainscot, a The general hoe relented, I have write yawning gulf of a fire oleo, where a ten to Cyril to come home. All is for wood fire blazed sow night and day, gotten and forgiven! See, here ie the despite the sultry July weather; for letter V'. these great rooms were always draughty She dropped it into the post -bag; then and the invalid ever chill, flew bitek Again upstairs, leasin Char. On either side of the great stone ley standing petrified. chimoey piece, evonderfully earved with "And they call women responsible be. serails and legende, Were two life -length Ings," the Etonian paurinuren. vaguely. figures of the "grand old gardener and. "Good gradous! there's a victory to win his wife," wrought with inarvelour skill -a victory that line cost the conquereee in the shining oak. And the walls were her kingdomCHAPTER IX. • cut end carved tvith representAtione .' of fourifooted thietis - of fiebee "Go back to Monkswoodi oar pity's that swim and birds that ilyie-pasiiug in sake, Sybil, do / hoar you Aright?" review before their earthly king to be Miss Trevanion laughed at her um- Darned, ther's horrified Mee. Deep in their mullioned ea Piemonte were "Yesa certainly do, mamma. The gen- set the dim, diamondipaned windows, eral wishes to return to ltIonkswood, half blind with climbing ivy and wild and the general's wishes are to Inc like roses. The furniture Wtt5 ,qttaint, and the Moi le Rol of Xing Louis. He wish'- old, and spindle -legged, atui in the entre es to go beck, and Nery netural indeed of the floor stood the bed -a huge foute the wish is, under the eiremnstances." poster, that centuries ago had come "An invalid's p:ek fancy," murmured from Belgium, and itt wince ladles of the sympathetieally, hire. legram. "Of blood royal had slumbered before now. ecatrse it must be indelited. But is the Min 1ngresn, going over thie ehamber poor old Man in a fitting state, dearest with Sybil, fell into rapture. ..nyhil? The amp–the vats -the rook. "How elotniungl Ilow bountiful1 rioW infeeted eldianeysa-the-" quaiuti Such a marvel of ancient art! "We will see to all nett, Charley has Such a dear, romantic old room! Really, gone to Mr. Reedworth, the land stew- now, if there were eliding panels in the aid, to issue lincle Trevonion's orders, Iniory, One would look for the secret The piece will be in fitting ordeito re- eprings Romewhere arnid ell thee Sautes - Neve us in A fortnight at most." tie wink- swouldn't they, Sybil, dearest? ei'll never go!" Lady Leinox exelaina nue this wee the =nestle end of the ed, indigeattly. 'I in very tioinfortable PI iory, too, where ell eath deli htfully letat hetes. T bke a modern vill,t, etteb as this, tuysterioue plats aerie mote IiTely to ewtI iv -finitely better, tiny- day, than a ruined tes found," oh( pil& like that. It in the home, the General Tresemore lying back in A lerthilteet of ail the Trove:Mons, it is reat eteepy-hollow of at arnachair, true, bat still- There, Se!dinf than not darted it ken, emery, surprieed look at go, so dotet look at inceo mmoflnty. tie, widow ea she said this. But the Y should expeet to ;tee the prior's Omit pretty, sinfling fete,. alli. MreatlieSS itud *eery inotntlight 'tight tinder the trees, tihnplat,IooLed intuit:mit and tineonsefetts tine heer the goblin bell in every sough ae ft babe's, iiewiliorre of the wind in the turret. 1 shall key "('alt elearte, Sybil," he meld, sliarpIy where I' atri-that'a dacitictl. ,And so* ".1 am told end tired. I \emit to go to 5,h;i'd slay too, Edith." bed" "Very. wen, inatillia„" Sybil staid, quite Mies Trevenien rang for the etelet, ruPignedly• "it mart be AS yen pIteesta seed heft the room; hitt the next tine* Poisons Weal Protection Against Canned Goods Wogs of Catarrh The only(llaoilluittlY;Icieetlill.t'a)in evey of avoiding soseelled ptomaine poisoniDg ie to -eat no canned food, For there ar some such poineone that can't be de- tected by ordinary meanie However. in this day and age people can't very well get along without eating some tin- ned foods, so the next beet thing is to gexpeoraes.ise great caution in chooeing such hrough the most earefid deaIniertoh.e Ent *Me, -never buy caullea goods except t Never buy the can that appears bulged as though by gee. Never buy a can that shows two eoli dered lip holes he ite lid. That in ens that it contains material that hies aeon - ed and been recooked to kill the germs that caused the fermentation. And never ana cireumetancee eat any calmed goods that, upon open - Ing, gives off any questionable odor. ,... ELEOTRICAI-LY•OURED MEAT. BM° time ago we deaeribed in these oolumns an cleotrieat snethed of cur- ing hones, which was diseevered by a oincinnati. packer. 1 -le found that by introducing. an alternating current through the pickling brine the hams could be cured in from 30 to 35 days, aa against 90 to 100 of the ordinary Method. A large plant in Cleveland, Ohio, is nitiw curing meat by this lerocees. Ten 5,000 -pound vats pee in Service. The current is furnished, by a 10Q-kilewatt generating plant. The pianit generate:0 &Met current for We in various eapaeities, and a pare tion of it is oonvected into alternat- ing current by meatus of a rotary con - 'eaters to proetde the energy need in the ouring vats. le THE UNION BANK A RECORD YEAR Head Office to be Moved to Winnipeg. The Wort Bank Of Canada held 1t4 47th annual meeting at the Head °Mee in Quebec on Monday, Dowdier 18th, 1911. 'The meeting was a Memorable onet for several reaeonS4 In the first place, the reports presented by the Preiddent and General Manager were fhe best in the Bankse "Watery, and revealed the fact that several progressive steps had been taken during the year. At the ineating it was also decided to remove the Plead Office from Quebeo to Witold - peg. This wite deemed a Td.Se move' owing to the feet that out of its total of 242 branehes the Bank has 156 west of Lake Superior and 76 In Ontario, leav- ing only a comparatively few in the Pro- vince o/ Quebec and the Eastern Pro. vinoes. This deolsibn on the part of the directors and itharaholders to move the Head Office to Winnipeg is a recognition of the growing impertance of the west. The net profits for the year, after deducting expenses of management and making provision for all bad and doubt- ful debts, amounted to $G02,137, as com- pared with $151,020 for the previous year. earning for 1011 vere at the rate of 14 per cent.' on the bank's average paM-up capital for the year. The pre- mium on new stock issued amounted to $457,000, while the balance at credit of account on November 30 amounted to $80,000. These sums with the net earn- ings for the year made a total of $1,199,- 000 available for distribution, Of this large etun dividends absorbed $301,000, the sum of $200,000 was transferred to the rest account, as well as $457,&00 transferred to the ettme acnotint from premium on. new Meek, inakieg it total transferred to the reest aceount of $657,- 000. The Gum of $100,000 was written off bank promises account, and the offi- cer& pension fund received $10,000, leav- Inge% balance carried forward of $71,975. A further examination of the report shows that the lealik is making rapid progress in every department. The amount of notee in circulation increased during the year by $1,300,000, the total deposits by over $7,800,000, whieli now stands at $45,232,000. The paid-up capi- tal increased by $ei4,000, and the rest aecount by nearly $000,000. The total assets of the bank now stand at $58,- 484,000) as compared with $46,555,000 for the previous year. The inerease in the bank's capital, deposits and assets puts It in a position to do a larger business during the eoming year. These increases also show a, gain in the confidenee of the publie. During the year the Union Bank ob- sorbed the Unitect Earipire Bank of To- ronto,. whielt had twelve branehee in Ontario and a paid up capital of $550,- 000. Later in the year it est dished brawl du London, England, being ono of the four Canadian banke having branehes in Great 13riteti. Altogether the bank has been showing marked progress, and enters upon the new year equipped to do even better work, JUST REFORMING POLLY. (atew brit Tribune.) Willicon Dealt tIowelis is a .stout met' 'portent of those novelists who, under the 'Drava Of reforrning their readers, write boelte about vies, "Stich Writers." eald Mr Howells, at luritheon at leittery Petra, Me.,ere. mied me of a lad whose mother saia to ,TohnnY, 1 do belleste You're teitening the parrot to swear!' " WO, I'm not, mother,' the boy re - salient I'm ;lust telling it what it must-, nit ear By BreathIne the Rich, Balsamic V•ie Por Of Oatarrhoeone You Prevent and Cure All Head, Nese and Throat Dieelose, Remember this; You don't take drugs when using Catarrhozone; you airaply inhale a healing vapor that cures every type of oatarrie bronchitie, ma, throat and nose tioreneite and irri- tation. No medieine brings emit prompt re- lief, exerts etieli an invigorating Witt- enee, or so thoroughly and speedily cures throat troubletue "Ciatarrho- zone." Doctors, hospitals, sonitariums, all say that for those who Buffer from changeable weather, for those who are predisposed to catarrh, lung treatMentr deafness, or bronchitis, no treatment is eo indispeusable tut "Catarrhozone," Victim of Chronic Catarrh Cured. I contracted a severe cold while fol- lowing my occupation of furniture tra- velling, and eventually it developed Into Catarrh, The desultory mode of life I was following gave me very lit- tle chance to attend to the Catarrh condition, and at last I became a vic- tim of Chronic Catarrh. I bought a , large package of Catarrhozone, used it 1 as per directions, and have never been bothered ;ince. I will be only too glad to give any Information I possess to - any person suffering from the disease that was the bane of my life two years, A. H. SW.A.RTZ, Brockville, Ont. For certain cure, for relief in an hour, nee Catarrhozone, the only direct breath- able medicine. Two menthe' treatment guaranteed, price $1.00; smaller size, 50o.; at all druggists., or the Catarrh- , ozone Company, Xingsitone Ont,, and Buffalo, N.Y., U.S.A. TRACK WALKERS' RECORDS. One Has Covered 177,000 Wee in His Long Service. George A. Burns, the oldest traok walker in point of service on the Penn- orylvenia Railroad, has just put his 177, - 000th mile betind him. In keeping vigil over the track in his care he heti walk- ed equivalent of seven and one-third tii.feiysearyostsuirds. the world in the last thir- tynJourneying fur tirnes a day between Greensburg, Pat, and Youngwood yard, 0, distance cif 3,53 milee, he hite beeped- ee 6,725,800 splice plates on ,luelf that many rail jointe. Other Pennsylvania track watehmen who bane di.stanee records are William Young, of Franklin, Pa., with 154,144 miles in 22 years and 1,1 months; Dennis Wafters, IN:Tertistown, Pa., with 111,624 miles in 24 year; imoo Owens, Wash- ington, D. 0,, with 135,628 miles in 25 years and 4 monthe, ond Julius Hein, of Feegewood, Md., who has covered 101,- 100 miles in 23 years and 3 months, Track inspection is reduced to an ex- act science. A patrolman registers in the tower at the end of his beat the hour and minute of his arrival; &parte. on his journey and registers similarly In the tower et the other end. Be car- ries a registering dock by which his trips can be °harked to the minutes. His route usually covers about four miles, but is law than half this. on ,stretehea whern special watchfaincns is needed. At night the Inspeetor has only the light of his lantern to work by, but he must seenaltat every .frog, switeli and . signal is in, good order. If a nearby tree looko dangerous be must report so that it epi be chopped down.. An, overhanging rock may be- come loose -the track walker must know about it in time to avert a pas- sible, aceident, The wash of waters must - he look.'ed after. Road crossings niuAt be examined for danger to teams no Well ItstOt0het11:atils' lliinEss that demand. his Vigil are outlying water sta,tionA, overhead wires and even the cattle loose in the ; fields. Some of thee pedestrians are on • the job every hour in tlie twenty-four • to smooth the path for the hurrying milliongliding over the rail. -Froin the Pittsburg D7s.....4_patels HOW TO DO IT, There was a man in our town Whe stole a loaf of bread, Apo, on the street 1Te stopped to at And a), tney got him dead. They found him guilty In it trice Mat put him in it cell Six feet by four, Wnth an iron door And a cold clamp floor as well. And it window mall That scarce at all Let in the light To cheer his sight; And as for meals, Despite his squeals, They fed him stuff Both old arul tough And made lihn work Like some old Turk, Attd by the time theY let him go, Heal, hatched a pretty scheme, oho! A great trust company he formed And got deposits quick; Antci ttilahads n hnenigeeecied The e , Theugh he was captured slick. They Jailed him, but he only smiled, For he obtained a cell And a it,:l 0 Persian rug as well: Both ell,‘).teigsr yaontddalyiglitght, IT.3.107 rbrie'osi)ilgaiitricja giro:tea; Chuck full of food, .And to rnake hire, taugb A phonograph Played tune and song The whole day long; And every night • With antics droll; Tc cheer his soul Cattle actors bright The differettee? It may make you smile. • If you must steal. go steal a pile! They gave hirn there. Much kindly care -paul Weet. Shiloh's STOPS COUGHS IkVanrawg RARE AZTEC MANUSCRIPTS, The American Museuiri of Nittional IIistory hat receutly Adquire4 an ieteri esting eolleetion of fragrneete of aneient •Alexleau initneearipte. These relies were taken from the wane of a chnrelt at Tailquitenaiigo, Morelos, and are about a hundred ha timelier. They repretent parts of eleven' manttseripts and magney paper, And probably date froin soon after the Arrival of the Spitelarde. The chureli at Tialquiltetiatigo Was conipleted in the year 1540, and the inenuteripte had are parently been colleted by the prieets and petted fete down on the wane of the eloistere instead of being deetroyed outright es WAS ihk MUSA etuitono ontvtion is eonsidered of peetiliafe alto beettetee the point of origin is 40 011.'411Y 1100$ fea.--33tilIotin Bureau American Popnblic. TIGHT COOKRAGE MANUFACTUIV ED -1910.. Tight cooperage barrens are used lu tha anipipng ofwines, whisitey, Peer, ale. oils and tither liquids, Awl the stock used Is reuulred to be (Saar and ,of 0. soeciea whit% will not.impart its resinous or other taint to the contents, For these reasona oak. Preferably white, ie. Lite prineipal wood wiled- by the trade, and tte species caratiet be obtained In Canada, the large shinnera import either as staves or in the lot, from the United Statee. In the latter country, however, gum and basewooa are rapidly taking the place of oak in sawed tight cooptirage, so that in a ehort time a ebanete may be looked for in the woods, the Dominion rereetry Branch at Ot- used in Canada. kitatistics compiled by twee, show that the tight cooperage in - Canada during linO amuonted, In_ value to three hundred and fortrefIve thimeand dollars, aleerly fouretiftns Ot the total value was composed of staves, while heading to the value of $72,000 made UD the balance. The *kayo production Wats aS follows; 7,137.000 sawed etayea, worth eleasiS; 02300 ale and beer, worth $44,814; and 34,00 bucked and spilt, worth $72,240 teak farmed nearly three-quar- ters of the sawed staves, all the .8,1e and beer stavee, and all the buekeel and split. Cium, a species of wood, not hitherto re- Pc,ried. width eheuld prove Remit very eatiefaetory on account of its durability and freedom from flavor, etude third in the sawed stave table. In one year, with a production of 437,000 staves, it surparsed all the native species, except spruc,.. Tea fill the demand for tight coevarage in Canada, imports as reports ed by the Department of Trade and Commerce were as follows for 1910: 70 220.06 oak etetves, valued at $200,072; stave bolts to the value of $81,88S and 03;811 empty barrels, worth $112,120. -(Forestry Pres Bulletin, No. 43.) 5.' HOW IT GOES. (Puck.) He came across) a field of snow, His heart was filled with rippling song; For in tbe firelight's pleasant glesv Ileknew she'd waited for him toeg. His thoughts were running "Home again!" Hie visage wore a happy grin: Full Noon he reached the gate and then He reached the door and entered in. A FASHIONABLE AILMENT. The "hobble hip" is tin'l vere Motet dise ease, It is it eetetesarelyeat of the Wee toe lags nue to the unnatural tompreta *ten of tight altirtS, And dal she fly to feel his arm, 'With hapay sighs and manner sweet? Ate not She cried in wild alarm; "Go baelta-Go back and wipe year feet." litINARD'S LINIMENT CO., LIMITED, Sirs, -I have used MINA.RD'S IjINI MUT for the past 25 years and whilet I have oceiteionally used other liniments can safely say that 1 have never used any equal to yours. If eabbee 'between the hands and in- haled frequently, it will never fail to cure 0, cold in the head in twenty-four hours. It is also the Best for bruises, sprains, ete. Your truly, J. G, LSELIE, Dartmouth. ANOTHER BLOW TO DIVORCE. Married women itt., North Dakota can- not have everything their own way. Their huisbande have righte which meet be reepeeted. For example, if a, woman sues for di - yore° in that state her husband- may claim alimony as well as money for his support daring the trial of the ease. Tho Snpreine Court of North Dakota holds thet when a woman has means and has not been deserted her husband, if infirm or destitute, may sue to compel her to support and maintain inin. The effect of that decieion may he to eleeourage divorce litigation in North Dakota. - Nevi' Yeri- Evening Mail. Minarcits Liniment Curiae Diphtheria. c e ONLY ATYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR, BUT- (Lippincott's Magazine.) The druggist In a small toWa disci, and ble widow continued the business,. A month later she- .arranged the Window display so that it was very attractive. That week the town paper contained this item of news " Mr, Artlitir Edwards, a protninent diupgist af Higginsville, took in the sights of our city yesterday He was v,a‘y much Interested in our druggist's atractive When YourEyes Need -Car ine Try MUre Eye Rome.: y. No Smartin.g-Feels Pine -Acts Quieltly. Try it for Rea, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus- trated Book in each Package. Murine is compounded by ,(mr Ocullsis-not a "Patent Med- icine -but used 1;1 sueses1u1 Physleinpsi Prac- tice for Ma.Dy years. Now dettleataa h) the Pub.- lio and sold by urnggists 7.5c and LOG per Bottle. Ittnino Eye ally() in alseplle Tubes, 20c and We. iliturIne Eye Remedy Co., Chicago BOY IN A TREADMILL. James Whippany, ten years old, of Belleville, N. J., while visiting the ruins of the Moffat rolling mills in Glen Ridge with a number of companions, had a practical experience of the treadmill for- merly used for the employment of eon- viets in European prisons. The boy climbed up on the old mill wheel, which, motionless for years, be - gee to turn. In order to save himself the lad was compelled to step up to each blade as it turned slowly around. :it seemed amusing at .first, but as the motion of tile wheel increased, Whippany began' t tire and he ealled for aid from his companions. They procured two planks with which they blocked the wilt el. -New York Ameriean. = - Ninny Women Ate Not Attractive because of repulsive looking Warts on the hands. They can be painlessly re- moved one day by Putnam's Corn and Wart Extractor. Putnam's is the Corn and Wart cure made. Try it, Priee 25c per bottle. e SKIPPING TO THE LAST CHAPTER "Have yett read the Illble1" asked the e,ericue young man. "Well," , replied the frank young W01111141 "./ can't ray that I have read all of "1 see; but yeu have reed Genesis and Revelations." "How did yeti know?" mrhatta the way a WOrlian always, reads anY book." Minerd's Liniment Cures Distemper. " AS IT APPEARED TO HIM. Diek, aged fotir, while paying hls first visit at his grandfather's farm, enjoyed nettling sO much as watching the mon 00 the milking. one evening his grazed - Moller, finding him with teer-svet face, anticline et the windoW, said in surprise: "Why. Dick, what Is the matter? Whit's hapnened?" " 'Cause It rains just a littler!' answer - ea Dick, "my umvver won't let me go to the bares end see Jim and Henry amtav the eowtt.,, NUB .00•041/0/Cif:.. A .41iflNS 44 CI rale• without waekbear Makes °lanes aa them and will not in latiton's and Sintateen'lli Stxbiey Mills CO., and 0000431Y. Of land. 8524 Queen stkeet beet, Termite, agent for the Dominion. ogoriAggroollikie.,_ ,g Without Oangee & Almost Painless, . A nowt to Prospective Mothers, Nurse MIATIRIXI NIS rforoOlfaothe ' Perils of Ohildboaring *Strengthens Motherend Child. Malted withlovotto able Information., $0 or+ thrzefor$12m ' Tha Eatectinos Rented,y sa ADELAIDE ST, EAst ranoNro,- TAMMERERS The Arnolt institute treads the CAUSE, not the HABIT, ;and perrramently cures the most hopeless looting neva in four to eight wadies, Write for proofs, roferencos sad Information to 12 Ift(ANNOTT IIISTIIIITE, BERLIN, MIL Csie BERLIN'S WILD PARROTS. In additiou to sparrows, pigeons and other bird it usually seen in a great city Berlin has now a colony of wild parrot'. Since the early months of the year a small group of common gray parrots have been observed in the streets of the extrema northern quarter of the town, *here there is still a good deal of unbuilt land and garden vegetation, and have been a constant source of in- terest to observant nature lovers. The little strangers, to the number of twelve or sixteen, who are supposed to have escaped from the cages of some bird fancier, have successfully foraged for themselves al lthrough the eummer months, and if they succeed in over- coming the rigors of the approaching winter and reach the brocading season next spring there seems some possibility that Berlin will in a year or two have a regular population of wild parrots in its streeta-London Evening Standard. Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, Etc. Advance of Grand Trunk Pacific Tile blast of the Grand. Trunk Peallie Railway contractors is echoing against the rocky wails of Tete Janne Cache to make way for civilization and the s;arill echoes of the locomotive whistle later on. Going westward from Edeneuton along the Grand Trunk Pacific route, the traveller sees the trail of the second comer already strongly nfarked, .and Tete Janne Cache is the objective point at present for the end of steel by the spring of 1912, At present the Grand Trunk Pacific 'steel is beyond the Great Divide, all (I. over the summit of the Yellowhead Pass. Historically, Tete ;Mune is a centre of interest in Western Canada, as this point Was the site of one of the Hudson Bay posts one hundred years ago,' when the route from the Pine, the Peace and the Fraser Rivers brought the furs and merchandise through this gateway. At the present time there is onlya band of Shuswap Indians tamped on the south. 3Ide of the Pra,.ler, and as soon as the stool reaches this locality and, civiliza- tion, with its kodaks and pocketbooks, will effeet the establishment of a per- untuent order of things. 4 FILPPANCIES, (Boston Transcript.) Sometimes when it man buys that wool- ly underwear he gets fleeced. Calci that it is the story without any point that bores us. Odd also that when a man is "down and ant" be is up against it. It is better to swallow your wrath than to have to eat your words. NU matter how entertaining he may he the dentist is an awful bore. We are all looking for a good opening b it we don't want to get in a hole. -ANAMIPOVel • _I ALCM JIM 1111,12,1.1 • LAIIIMI s. g • Write for particulars. THIO SIMINiass utlivnitarrr of Canada, Correspondence Dept. Xing's Montreal:P. Q. 77:177 A VALUABLE FIND. Withie a very short, time Prince Re- vell, the Pacific eoast terminus of the Grand Trenk Pacific Railway, will not have any occasion to import its supply of cement from England, Germany, China or even Victoria. During the past int/inner there was located near Shames a imp deposit of limestone, that is eon. sidered perfect for the manufacture of cement. Acordingly, the locators stak- ed the property, awaiting an examine - Hoe by an experieuced raining engineer. , 41,-1 1- holleaed's Liniment Cure Garget in Cows, REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. (New York Press.) 'What makes a, person popular IS to tell other people they are. Going through tunnels in elm electric lighted tretin is Wasted oppoprtunity for a girl. woman hes just as much right to lie about her age,,,as Isiah has about his eoPer bands. what makes the baby look WI much like its mother is He father knows it looks like hint. A than would rather have the eountrY reintd by les political party than saved tbe other fellow's. THE BEST SECURITY prINDs FOR YOUR MONEY IS 4.1hm, 411 There are, broadly speaking, two classes of investments: speculative invest. meats, 'which may or may no t pay interest and may appreci ate or depreciate in value. 49 And there are Bonds—Bonds are 'mortgages split up into denominations of Sto0 or upwards. We continually have Bonds, the security of which Is beyond question, which pay as high as 6 per cent. interest. They are theitandard form of investment. They are purchas,:d by Banks, Insurance Companies and chart. - ered institutions, because the,t0ovIroment recognizes that they offer the maximum of safety with a profitable rate of interest. Send us your name and address and we will send you literature from time to time giving particulars of new and Old Iwo, 0YriulTl9 AL tgPAAiigLi mi. 0 $ANtit Olt MONTREAL letillielNdt • YONaZ AltMateni STREETS Menetrat WitaNtittAtealLouttibilitorAlreettaws. aneasisteseeeateweiessee kg tit W 11111