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The Wingham Times, 1911-08-10, Page 6\lTHE 0911.) TIMES AUUUST 10, 1911 KERKELS FRUM IME S1PIC1UN MILL traer'tr. ting P .r. gr: pltS fro Ixt 9ulr Exc� anges• The most dangerous brabd of flattery is the kind we lady; out to ourselves. Treat an inferior as an equal and he'll soon consider himself your super- for.. Yezema sand $ore ryes "My daughter suffered from inflam- ed eyelids and eczema on head," writes Mr. H. W. Lear, Port Planford, Nfid. "The child was in a bad state and suf- fered greatly. The doctor failed to help her, and on recommendation of a friend, I used Dr, Chase's Ointment, which made a complete cure. With a grateful heart I write you this letter." Of all European countries only HoIland has a rate of infant morality greater than Great Britain. In several European countries, in- cluding France and Belgium, elections are always held on Sunday. PIS Dr. Chase's Oink inent is a certain and guaranteed cureforeach ani every form of itebing, bleeding and protruding piles, See testimonials in the press and ask aur neighbors abort it. You can use it and t your money back it not satisfied. 60e, at all ors , x Ea eANsoN, Bayss & Co., Toronto. ®�.OHAS 'S OINTMENT. Laughing is just as natural to come to the surface as a rat is to come out of his hole when he wants to, The deepest part of the Atlantic ocean is between the the West Indies and Ber- muda, 4662 fathoms. Cuts and bruises may be healed in about one-third the time required by the usual treatment by applying Cham- berlain's Liniment. It is an antiseptic and causes such injuries to heal with- out maturation. This liniment also re- lieves soreness of the muscles and rheumatic pains. For sale by all deal- ers. Has a man the right to lose his temper when he gets home and discovers she has given the last cold bottle to the ice man? A fisherman succeeded in stealing a goose from a farmhouse by trailing his fishing line along the ground in sight of the goose. The goose seeing the worm, bit at it and got caught by the hook. When caught the man ran pulling the bird after him.. The bird by flapping it's wings, alarmed the farmer's wife who came running out and seeing the man running and the goose following, she exclaimed: "Dont be afraid my good man; she won't touch you." Seemed To Give Him a New Stomach. "1 suffered intensely after eating and no medicine or treatment I tried seem- ed to do any good," writes H. M. Youngpeters, Editor of The Sun, Lake- view, Ohio "The first few doses of Chamberlain's Stomach and. Liver Tab- lets gave me surprising relief and the second bottle seemed to give me a new stomach and perfectly good health." For sale by alt dealers. You may ascertain approximately how much a round silo will hold by the fol - cowing: --Multiply the diameter of the silo by itself, and the product by de- cimal 7854; this will give you the area of the circle; multipy that by the height of the silo and you will then have the cubical contents, In a silo not over 36 feet deep, the average weight of a cubic foot of silage is 43 pounds, so that if you multiply the * cubical con- tents by 43 you will have theocracy of pounds of silage; dividing by 2,000 will. give you the number of tons, If the depth of the silo is over 36 feet the comparative weight will be over 43 pounds to the cubic foot. A leading agricultural paper figures that a,silo 34 feet deep and 17 feet diameter will hold 1:i0 tons, or enough to give 35 cows 40 pounds each day for 200 days. Nervous Prostration Sleeplessness Palpitation of the Heart Dizzy Spells Ar'e all euted be the Use 02 MILBURN'S RT and NERVE PILLS 1r. Peter Halsted, Tilley, Ata., writes: '5 take great'pleasure in 'writing a few lines to tell you what your Heart and Nerve Pills have done for me. I had a long attending case of nervous prostration, sleepleesnees, palpitation of the heart, 4 end (Wel melte. I bought a box of the pills and they did nee so much good 1: Continued their nee until 1 had used several box es and they restored me to health ^J,sin. They aro a great remedy anti I r,,connnend them to all my friend`s." Milia rn'*, Heart eek Xetve. .Pills are hOe. per box or 3 boxes for $1.25 at all dealers, or Will be -mailed direet on receipt of ],ries by The T. 'Milburn Co,, Limited, Toronto, Oat, "There is one great trouble with matrimony to -day," says a critic. "The young pcoplc want to begin where their parents leave off. When we were young we are willing to live on a small income at first and gradual- ly rise to a more exalted estate, but it is not so with the girls of to -day. They must have the best of everything in the beginning. Parents are *too ex- travagent with their girls - they allow them too much spending money and they are permitted to dress luxuriantly, A [Han naturally thinks he cannot ask the girl he loves to become his wife un- less he has enough wealth to give her every luxury to which shehas been accustomed." STATE OF OHIO, CITY OF TOLEDO, LUCAS COUNTY, • 1 CS Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is senior partner of the tarns of F. J. Cheney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and State afore- said, and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrhthat cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this 6th day of Decem- ber, A. D., 1885, 'SEAL.) A. W. GLEASON, NOTARY PUBLIC. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken intern- ally, and aets directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo,- 0. Sold by all Druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for consti- pation. Mr. Haultain's Position. The Winnipeg Tribune editorially says: -"When the Conservative con- vention was held in Saskatchewan a few days ago it was noted that the Ieader of the party in that Province did not appear in the list of office -bearers. There were those who intimated that Mr. Haultain had been turned down. It now transpires that Mr. Haultain declined the omiee of Honorary Vice - President of the Conservative Associa- tion of Saskatchewan because the con- vention passed resolutions endorsing the Borden platform inregard to reci- procity. procity. Mr. Hanitain tonk the stand that reciprocity would benefit Western Canada, and was welling to sink all party predjudices if in any xray he could with his party strength add some encouragement to the agreement. Un- doubtedly Mr. Haultain's position is endorsed by thousands of Conservatives who are not of the dyed-in-the-wool variety. The men in both parties worthy of attention are those who have minds of their own. Mr. Haultain re- fuses to be made the mere catspaw of any Dominion leader. He has lived and worked too long in the independent school to sacrifice his principles at the bidding of Mr. Borden or any other leader." An ordinary ease of diarrhoea can, as a rule, be cured by a single dose of Chamberlain's Cholic, Cholera and Di- arrhoea Remedy. This remedy has no superior for bowel complaints. For sale by all dealers, PREVENTIVE MEDICINE. The physician is, as a writer in Youth's Companion points out, perhaps the only man who is deliberately doing whatever he can to make his services in less demand; for this, after aII, is precisely the effect of preventive med- icine, in which the entire profession is now deeply interested. A clearer idea of what actually caus- es diseases has given the physician useful hints as to how diseases may be escaped. Prevention rather than cure is the watchword. Not many years ago the summer was a busy and aprofi- table time for the doctor. Hardly an infant got through the hot months without a serious digestive trouble. But the source of the danger has been learned, and mothers have been taught how to avoid it by taking the' proper precautions with the baby's food. The Case of the infant is but one of many. The ettermination of the mos- quito is now known to be a sure and the only way to exterminate malaria and yellow fever, and the profession is experimenting and searching for vaccines and serums which may con- fer immunity, temporary or permanent, upon the body. The next step is to study the degenerative troubles, the diseases of heart, the eirculation, the kidneys, which cause far too many deaths in middle life, or at an age when their ought still to be years of efulness in to e us f s Ct. p p Little by little we are Coming to have a new view of the doctor's duty to his patients -a view, singularly 'enough, akin to what woe have thought were the topsyturvey ideas of the Chinese. Ile is not so much to cure then[ whe* they are sick, as to keep them from getting sick at all. NEVER FORGET THIS When packing for the country cot- tage, don't forget your box of Zam- Buk and your Zam-13uk Soap! :Misters, sunburn, scratches, insect stings, etc., if not immediately attend- ed to, are likely to spoil yourleasure. Zam-Buk ensures you against trouble from these, Zane-Buk is antiseptic; kills all poison in wounds, whether from barbed wire fence,. or insect sting, Soothes aching feet and blistered hands; heals baby's chafed places; cools those sunburn pat- ches, and prevents freckles, No moth- er should be without it. Purely herbal, in its composition, Zam-Bule is super- ior to the ordinary ointments contain- ing animal oils and fats, and mineral coloring matter. All druggists and stores 50c. box. Use also Zam-Buk Soap. Best for baby's bath and for tender skin. 25c. teblet, THE CRY OF A WOMAN. Oh, for the chance to soar! The day- light brings The same small tasks to crowd my life again; The years pass by me and my power has lain So long chained it is dying; she who snags. Must know a Life apart from Iittle things Or the ever -turning wheel thins her refrain. One cleaves the sky, a million dot the plain, And in my heart I know that i have wings, Vain, vain, but more faint-hearted is the cry. I chose the life myself; I chose to stay Here in the plain with those my heart adores; To make them happier, happier till I [lie, To turn the wheel more smoothly every day - Maybe, that is the way a woman soars. Pall Mali Gazette. Children Cry FOR FLETCHER'S CAST OP1A FARMER VS MANUFACTURER. The Montreal Herald, commenting on the warning note which the Finance Minister has given the Canadian manu- facturers', says: "Mr. Fielding has nothing to apol- ogize for in the remarks be made about the bailie/lee of the Canadian manufac- turers on the reciprocity issue. Every Canadian manufacturer knows, from fifteen years of salutary experience, that there is none of the running amuck habit .about Mr. Fielding. He has given them good measure, heaped up and running over, even when carry- ing the fiscal system of the country closer to the revenue tariff basis. He has favored them most as against their most immediately dangerous competi- tors. He brought in the anti-dtnnping law to still further ensure stabilty. He has played no favorites, but has done his level best to give every inter- est its chance. The manufacturers know it, and amongstthemselves admit it." The Brantford Expositor, published in a manufacturing city of considerable magnitude, in commenting on the Her- ald's article, says: "Mr. Fielding has demonstrated his right to be regarded by the manufac- turers of Canada as their friend, and to ask that it should be believed that in. entering in the reciprocity pact he not only did not disregard their interests, but carefully considered them, This fact will be made clear if, by any mis- chance, reciprocity should be defeated at the polls, and the Canadian farmers be made to feel that they were denied a measure which they believed to be most beneficial to them, and yet could have brought no real injury to the man- ufacturers. No better opportunity than the present was ever presented of producing a kindly feeling between the manufacturing and agricultural interests of Canada, and there was pos- sibly never so great danger that they May be driven into hostile and warring camps. OHM The Kidneys Wear► Out But in advanced years you can keep those organs healthy by using Dr. Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills. As old age comes on most people s•rffer more or less from de- rangements -of the kidneys. With some there are year of pains and aches, with others Brights's disease sets in and the end Comes quiekly, Fortunately many have learned about Dr. Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills, and are enabled by their use to keep the kidneys healthy and active. Mr. Richard Preston, Osborne, Larnbton County, Ont., says: "Seven- teen years ago I began the use of Dr, Chase's Kidney-LiV.et Pills when my back was so bad that to stoop or fixe was torture to me. The kid- neys id-ne 's were 'in bad co editionbut these pills entirely freed ri ci of hack pains. 5 Have used them ever since, when ever the kidneys would at out of ordes,,,and now, at, eighty years, am well and hearty, thanks to this grand medieine." Dr. Chase's Itidneytiver: »ills, one pill a - dose, 25 cents a box, at all clenl• ers, or Bdmanson. Bates & Co., 'To- ronto, ESKIMO FAMILY LiFE. A Gilmpse of the. Homo When Whits Guests Are Present, The usual sigi}ts on entering an Esti. uta habitation ere: On tee way oppo- site you a steamer-liko berth covered With skins•--ihe sleeplug quarters et Me family; underneath, or in front, sit one or two women, busily sewing; to the right, a man malting bunting gear. Never will you trod an Eskimo family idle, All occupants are naked to tile waist, sometimes only covered with a loin clout. Along the wall on either aide been several lamps. These lamps are shallow soapstone basins tilled with the oil of the seal, whale or wai- rus; along the edge is placed a lit- tle ridge of moss, which answers. the purpose of tbe wick In our lamps. The lamps do not smoke, and, besides Aluminatlug, throw a great beat Above the dame pangs a piece of Wee- ber, to replenish the oil, also a tea- kettle. You are cordially invited to take off your things and stay awhile This means disrobing to the same extent, for the air is foul and the temperature that of a 'Turkish bath. It you come during meal time, which is at any hour, of tbe day, you aro cordially invited to partake; you decline and no offense is given, If the meal consists of frozen nsh, blubber or something they know the white man abhors, some jolter will especially entreat you to join bis dish and then there is a great laugh all around. The Eskimo loves to laugh, play practical jokes on his friends, respond in- witticism, and is of a happy, childlike disposition. Treachery, stealing and lying are practically un- known among them, the two latter only since some of them have imitated the white man, .,t am not including the Siberian, Greenland or Labrador IDsid• mo. -Captain F. Rl. Kleinschmidt in Pacific Monthly. ILLICIT DiAMOND BUYING. Dodges the Traders Worked in Kim. bertey's Early Days. There are as many stories of L D. B. -I, e., illicit diamond buying. -in South Africa as there were of smuggling in England a century ago. Louis Cotten tells of some of the dodges In his "Reminiscences" of Kimberley's early days. "Dogs were enlisted in the traf- fic and used as carriers. Often the poor animals were first kept without food until they were on the verge of starvation and then given lumps of meat containing diamonds, which they bolted. Safely arrived at Christiania, across the Vaal river, the faithful dumb friends of man were immediate- ly rewarded for their services by hav- ing their stomachs ripped up and the imbedded baubles taken out. Horses, too. were utitt»ed, being fed with balls of meat containing diamonds and driv- en across the river under the very noses of the police Carrier pigeons wera requisitioned to 'fly tbrongh the air with the greatest ot ease' laden with the brigands' booty. Hollowed heels including diamonds sealed down with was were also expedients em- ployed with decided and profitable success." Ona lady bad an ingenious way of getting out of a scrape. She was cooking dinner when a Cape boy knocked at the door and sold a forty carat diamond to ber husband. "It was a trap. A detective immediately rushed in to arrest the buyer, search- ed the house. but no diamond could be found. The good wife bad placed it in the stuffing of a goose she was bast- • The Use of Esquire. The recovery of a letter which had been sent to a Httie town in Germany and never delivered to the person ad- dressed cured the writer of the cus- tom of adding "esquire" to a name on the superscription of mail matter. The letter in question would probably have been promptly delivered had the address read simply "Mr. John Brown." But the sender had addressed it "John Brown Esquire," and the communication rested comfortably in the "E" compartment of the poste res - tante department, waiting to be called for by "Mr. Esquire." One of the pop - star guide books warns against the !au of "Esq.," saying that It might be tiristaken for a name. Real Leghorns. Little Willie was taken °tit into the country on a bright spring day. As he played with his sister in tbe,fartnyard a group of Leghorn chickens ap- proached. led by a Leghorn rooster. "Willie," said the little girl. -why are those chickens reined Legtir,rnsi' "Look at their ankles," [Nate. re. piled. "Don't you see tite little aorta on them?" Very Muth Alike. The late Prank is ort[ °nee esteem humorously the detererire erre, pen a curbstone broker and 11 lettoeehete broker with a seat en the -.tees ex change. "1t is much the same dfY.m.'nce " he said, "as tact oue between en nine It•,i and a crocodile."-liuttale P.Si,it•y, Traditional. tertsoe Visitor -'to what leo reit ref• tribute your downtutl, my puny ui,rt, • Convict --',Io procrastination. t•rt.,,:t Visitor -Ali. yes: procrastination Ia the thief of time. t.'onviet - t' sa••itli, 1 stole a swatch.' --New York nines. Why. 'indeed? Tie -What Weald. you sale it 1 shond kiss you? She 4V'hy ask for fl tna•e guess when you ran so easily get rue exact faets?--Boston 'i'rrstlserlin- The fine art ot living is to draw ftocn each person his best -WVhittng. SNOBBERY BELOW STAIRS.,\ The Way English Servants Ape Their Master's Aire and Graces. Writing on snobs In the NOW York Tribune, Frederick Townsend Martin, the soclet,y tnilllonatre, Saysc We are all tawnier with, the ludi- crous snobbery among English eery ants that existed In the time of Bar. leickwick. Not so many of us, how- ever, a predate what Snobbery exists today b the realms of the servants' hall. I was once visiting Baron Ferdi- nand Rothschild, when my valet came to me and eked if be could ,go to Loa - don by the [Horning train and get back in the afternoon. I said to him, "Why do you want to go?" He replied: "Oh. sir, as we are only stopping here a few days, I did not put in my evening suit, and last night, you being a foretgner, I found myself ranked above all the others and bad to take precedence of those who were traveling with dukes, earls and vis- counts. I outranked theta all And took In the housekeeper to dinner. And my mortification was great when. 1 noticed that every one of the men around the table was In evening clothes, and I 'hone wee in my ordinary black suit. By the way, sir," he continued, "per- haps you, being an American, don't [:now that In the servants' hall the valets and maids are always called after their masters' and mistresses' names. Tbey eou't call them Lady So-aud•so, but simply by the last name. Thus, Earl Cork's servant wouidy be called 'Cork.' And in the servabts' hall they. are seated at the housekeeper's table In exactly the same grade and rank as that observed by their masters and mistresses upstairs." FRONT DOOR NIGHT BELLS. , Doctors Are Not the Only Anes Who Have Use For Them. 4t 1 o'clock in the morning a man who was looking for a doctor found a door plate on which he distinguished the words. -,,"Night bell," and rang the bell When the door opened and a figure appeared in the semidarkness of the hall be said; • "Hurry up, please. • There is a sick woman at No. lel" The, man inside said "All right," and in a few seconds both men were rac- ing down the street to No. 132, In the top floor front room lay a very sick woman. The newcomer pulled a small table to the bedside and took. from his pocket aesheet of paper and a fountain pen. "What on earth are you doing witb that?" said the man who had summon- ed him. "You're a nice doctor, you are.,, "Doctor?" echoed the man. "I'm not a doctor; I'm a lawyer. Didn't you read the sign, 'Lawyer's ntgbt bell?'' "Rut what does a lawyer need of a night bell,'!" the other man asked. -'To enable the !reuptr'wbu want to'• make wills in the dead of night to Lind him readily," was t he reply. "Once in a while I'm galled up ro straighten out more serious entangle- ments, but most or the legal papers I write after 10 p. tn. are wills. A tot of people wbo take sick suddenly recol- lect that they have never made a wilt and they want to repair the omission while there is time. When you said there was a sick woman here I natu- raIly thought of wills, not medicine. There is a doctor in the corner house." -New York Times. "Menlo" Cloths. Many housewives gladly pay 25 cents for so called "magic" cloths, As they,. aro very useful for silver and' other metals. Being dry, they do not soil the hands or clothing and do their work until the cloth itself wears out. To make such a cloth take one quart of gasoline, one-half pound of whiting and one-eighth ounce of oleic acid, mixing all together and shaking well. Soak pieces of woolen cloth in the Mixture and hang them in the open air in a shady place to dry. When the cloths are dry the "magic" quail• ties have been given to them, and these they will never lose. The material must be wool. -New "fork Globe. "Dinner of Deadly Enemies." Lady Randolph Churchill once gave at her house in Connaught place what she called a, dinner of deadly enemies. It was thought, says Mr. G. W. Small; ey Is his "Anglo-American Memories," a hazardous experiment "It proved a complete success. They were all well bred people. They all recognized their obligations to their hostess as ,para- mount for the time being. In some cases ancient animosities were soft- ened. In all they were suspended." The Shoplifter. 'eat. Old Jed Shticks and hits wife had vis- ited New York city, and after they got home j'ed Was describing to his friends the wonders of city ways. 'An' we went to a big department shop," he said, "an' we got inter one o' them 'ere things weft whizzes ye Clean up to the top -what In tntnatien is their name, ma?" "Shoplifters, Jedediar," Mrs. Shucks replied. Encouragement. "I tell you," said I)ottypate, lobody'e fool." "Oh, well, never mind, bony, dear, raid Miss Cynlea. "Some day some ale girl will eDine Meng and take fou." -•-i arper'e Weekly. Otiose Ivor Congratulation. The 8odi-4Mt: Stnbpele, when yeti dime in this morning 1 detected a trade of tinder about your paten. The fiookkeepe'r.-That's nue, ' Irirt SUM That shows bow truth botto .lour cold 1s, 'dn.-Pock, , _ ..... - _ ...... Indispensable in ErnergOileies, SHE sickness of a valuable animal on the farm demands prompt remedies. It's a case for the veterinary—a case where minutes count. That's where the Bell Service shows its value. to the farmer, By means of the telephone the veterinary is resorbed, and he at once tells the farmer what to do until he arrives. No far-sighted farmer gets along without the pro- tection of the Bell Service. He can never tell when it is going to save him from serious loss. Besides, he has dlily proof of its usefulness. THE BELL TELEPHONE COMPANY has already a large number of Rural Subscribers in this' didirict. The Company's lines will be considerably extended during the present season. Tavoid delay or disappointment when you may. require the Service urgently, get your contract Bow before the Innes are located and built. COMMLT THE LOCAL MAUL R OR THE OOMTRAOT AOEIR THE Ea MEW WM OF CAVAN MONTREAL ' Farmers in the vicinity of Wingham and Lucknow who, desire telephone service can secure same over' the lines of the North Huron Telephone Co Leave your order with the Secretary, H. B. Elliott, at the Times office, Wingham. PRINTING AND STATIONERY We have put in our office Stationery and can WRITING 'PADS ENVELOPES LEAD PENCILS BUTTER PAPER PAPETEItIES, a complete stock of Staple supply your wants in WRITING; PAPER BLANK BOOKS PENS AND INK TOILET PAPER PLAYING CARDS, etc We will keep the best stock in the respective lines and sell at reasonable prices. JOB PRINTING We are in a better position than ever before to attend to your wants in the Job Printing line and all orders will receive prompt attention. Leave your order with us when in need of LETTER HEADS NOTE HEADS BILL HEADS. ENVELOPES CALLING CARDS CIRCULARS STATEMENTS •WEDDING„ INVITATIONS POSTERS CATALOGUES Or anything you may require in the printing line." Subscriptions tttken for all the Leading Newspapers 'and Magazines. The Times Office STONE BLOCK Wi ha 'nt " • Ont.