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TEE WINGIBA& TIMES, JULY
13 1911
Humor and;
Philosoplor
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( PERT PARAGRAPHS.
EVEa es n le may be
Q u ti b
i� W. q oa it y
about the worldowing you a 11v-
' ling, there can be no doubt that you
• bwe yourself one.
Many people have excellent aim, but
.Somehow they dont seem to under -
.stand what is game worth while.
There is a heap of difference be-
-tween'nerve and nerves.
'There's many a sip between the cup
and your 1Ip.
Heiresses don't like to have the date
blown in the glass..
• Many a man has found matrimony a
sort or lecture bureau.
As long as a man's credit is good he
isn't supposed to be in debt at alL
There is reason in everything except
;a woman, and she can du without It—
just because.
Lots of people enjoy being tools as
!Jong as they aren't round out.
A man's education isn't complete un-
til he takes a finishing course from his
wife.'
Humility is the most pleasing to us
;when it adorns our enemies.
Married men sbould be thankful that
they don't have to sew on the buttons
before they book up the dress.
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The Modern Wizard.
The scientific farmer
1s all the goods today.
Soil juggling is his hobby
And training it nts play.
He takes a bitot landscape
And figures to a dot
,Which crops on it will prosper
And which will fade and rot.
Itft isn't many seasons
Since farmers east and west
)Looked down on the professor
As something of a test.
1With their old fashioned notions
His ways were out of tune.
'They planted their potatoes
According to the moon.
But now those days are over.
His hand is at the plow.
Be plans the crop rotations
And tells the natives how.
Be orders beans or barley,
Potatoes, oats or peas,
And an abounding harvest
He fully guarantees
No more is brawn and muscle
The farming man's first aid.
'Tia not by sweat and lifting
That sow he learns the trade.
He takes his little booklet
And rads a page or so.
And, following directions,
His crops are bound to grow.
Trying to Rebuke.
"Isn't she perky?"
"Yes. She evidently knows there
;are people looking at her."
"Say?"
"Well?"
"Do you thick she wants to censure
,them?"
Precaution.
"Yon are going to get married,. I
tear."
"Yes."
"You ought to get your fife insured
first."
"Is it as dangerous as all that?"
Powerful Stimulant.
"He seems to have recovered from
bis idleness."
• "Yes. be was cured by suggestion."
"Indeed."
"Suggestion that he should consult a
4500 specialist."
tU1IIIIEfl COMPLAINT
V
•a one of the most troublesome
roubles of the Hot Summer
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a . The Old and the Youn
s g►
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the Strong and the Weals are
all affected Alike.
DR. FOWLER'S
Extract of
Wild Strawberry
Is the most effective remedy
known for the cure of
'i`1IARRII EA, •DYSENTERY, COLIC,
(CRAMPS, CHOLERA MORBUS, CHOL-
ERA INFANTUM, AND ALL SUMMER
COMPLAINTS.
This sterling remedy has been on the
Market 'for over 65 years and has yet
tailed to do what we claim for it.
Be sure and tisk for Dr. Fowler's and
'insist on being given what you aak for.
Mrs. C. E. Mills, Teulon, Man., writes;
'‘Just a line to let you know that I have
It, little girl five years old, and during the
hot weather of last summer she was very
bad with the Summer Complaint, in fact
thought we were going to lose her. Wo
ltriod everything we could think of but
without success. One day one of our
neighbors asked what was the trouble
With the little girl, and we told him, Ile
advised us to try Dr. Fowler's Extract of
Wild Strawberry, which We did. I
honestly believe it was the only thing
that saved my little girl's life. I don't
think tbero is anything, better for Sum -
Mor Complaint than Dr. bowler's Extract
Of Wild Strawberry." Price_ 38e. Mamie
reamed only by The T,• Milburn Co.,
Limited, Toronto,Ont.
WATCH YOUR SEED CORN,
Oonstent Caro Required to Improve It
by Soleotierlf and Breeding, r'
xt is not. enough to start with goo+
seed cart. The strain meat not eniy
be malntatned; it should be unproved
by seleotien and breeding, says the
Farm, and Ranch. 'i a best way to do
this is to select a suitable piece or
land in a favorable part of the fame
Where pollen from other. voricties-
of
corn cannot easily be parried by the
wind and plant a breeding plat,
Suppose you have ten ears of corn
for seed. Thio should be the best that
can be obtained. Prepare the land
well and lay oft ten rows,. Take
enough from each ear to plant a row
in the seed plat. Take the best ker-
nels from the center of the ear to
plant and keep the remainder of the
seed for planting the general crop.
Number the rows from 1 to 10.
Give the seed plat good cultivation,
See that it does not suffer for work.
Take careful notes upon the seasons,
the time and manner of planting and
cultivation. when first tassels appear,
when since are dead, when in roasting
ear and finally when mature. These
facts will be needed when you begin
your seed plat next year and all suc-
ceeding years.
Notice the plants carefully when tas-
seling to see that barren plants are.
promptly removed. This is very im-
portant. because you cannot afford to
have the pollen from these barren'
plants propagate their kind.
Just before the tassels unfold from
the sheath detassel one-half of every
row. For instance, suppose the direc-
tion of the rows are north and south,
then detassel the south end of row No.
1 and the north end of row No. 2,
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PERT PARAGRAPHS.
�SvIDN a man remarks to his eelfe
that some woman bas been mak-
ing a fright of herself his wife knows
the woman bas the very latest thing la.
hats..
Hunting for an opportunity and
bunting for work are not the same
thing by any means.
It takes no more than a baseball
,Same, a sunny day and a pass to make
some men happy.
A carelessness of attire that is un-
pardonable in a fifteen dollar a week
clerk is a mere eccentricity in a mil-
lionaire.
The man who buys the first straw-
berries in the market likes to impress
the neighbors better than he likes the
berries.
The country bred man tells bis wife
bow delicious sassafras tea Is, but it
is noticed that he lets the children
have his share.
The policy that takes best with wid-
ows is a life insurance policy..
SECTION OF GOOD MOIL FOR DRYINO`BEED
CORN.
"From bulletin 'United States department
of agriculture.]
the south end of No. 3 and the north
end of No. 4. Continue thus until the
tassels are removed from one-half of
each row. This will make it probable
that the silks (pistils) on one half o!
each row will receive enough pollen
to become self fertile and the other
half receive its pollen from the ad-
joining row which has not been detas-
seled and become cross fertilized.
In general close inbreeding Is not
desirable, but it may be expedient for
a year or two to fix the type. At any
event, one-half of the plants sbould
have a chance to receive the pollen
from their own tassels.
When the corn has matured fully
and before gathertug time go over the
breeding plat and make a critical ex-
amination of the entire plants—stalk,
blades and ear. Note the size and
height of plants, the character of
growth, the vigor, earliness and matu-
rity, size, shape and general maturity,
of the entire plant and size, shape
and general appearance of the ears.
If you wait until gathering time you
cannot determine the character of the
entire plant.'
Mark the desirable plants by tying a
red string around the ear. When ready,
to gather, take the ears and note the
row from which they are taken. Husk
the ears, and from the number take
the best for the seed plat the follow-
ing year. The general crop may lee
planted from the remaining ears.
Continue this careful method of seed
breeding several years, and you will
have a strain of corn that is desirable.
Your neighbors will probably be sur-
prised,at your increase of yield and be
willing to pay you a liberal price for
excellent seed corn.
1
Poultry Pickings.
To keep a hen in good health she
needs nearly seven times more fresh
air in propprtion to her size than does
the horse.
Fowls throw off much of the waste
of the body through the lungs. As
they do not sweat in the sense that
other animals do. they breathe when'
heated several times faster than sweat-
ing animals.
Most people think a pond or creek is
necessary for the successful raising of
geese, but this is not absolutely neces-
nary, though it would seem to be more
natural for them to have a pond or
creek to swim in. They must have
plenty of pure water to drink and will
grow and breed just as' well without a
swimming pool as with one.
Itis true that the cost of raising hens
and producing eggs has increased, but
the proportion is very small when
compared with the increased value of
the output. The cost of production
has become about 50 per cent larger,
while the. growth of receipts per dozen
eggs is between 150 and 250 per cent
and the Increase in the rate for chick-
ens and fowls Is about 100 per cent.
One poultry raiser told another that
she was very foolish to set pullets'
eggs, as they wouldn't hate!. The lat-
ter asked the writer abotlt it. We an-
swered that there was no truth in the
Statement, for pullets' eggs Will hateh
Its well as hens' eggs, all other things
being etettal, But it is not advisable
to restrict the settings to pullets' eggs
exclusively, but use hens' eggs ale Well,
The progeny from pullets Is never se
large or hardy as from mature hemi;
therefore the eggs from the latter are
pretorable tot stetting lturpeses.'
Unlike charity, headache is a multi-
tude of sins in itself,
1
The small boy is always willing to
arbitrate when his mother reaches for
her slipper.
Whether the price of gas looks like
robbery depends on whether you are
drawing dividends or paying bilis.
Heid Out on the Lawyers. ,
"Prisoner at the bar, do you know
any reason why sentence should not
be passed on your'
"Yes, sir."
"What is it?"
"I have a couple of dollars left."
Normal.
Ice is goh g up In price—
That's the latest end advice.
Wnen, will some wise person say,
Did it go the other way?
His Reason.
"Sayl"
"Yes?" •
"Don't you live pretty fast?"
"Sure."
"What for?"
"1 want to get through with the lob.
Think I want 'to be fooling around all
day on a little thing like this?"
Bound to Please.
"I am too much of an old fogy to
appreciate automobiles. They are too
swift for me. '1 can't stand. such fast
riding."
"Let me sell you mine."
"ls it slow?'
"It won't run at all more then half
the time."
Putting It In Practice.
"He believes in conserving our na-
tional resources."
"Oh, does he?"
"Well, a man hired him to chop down
trees by the day. and he lald down
beside his ax and went to sleep."
Some Incentive.
"ldon't see what
good this
old arith-
metic is going to do me."
"When you grow up people will not
be able to cheat you."
And if 1 study real bard will I be
•able to cheat thew?"
Just Like the Rest.
"She was a remarkable woman."
"Deaf and dumb!'"
"Neu
"What wt's ra•mnrknble about her?"
• ' Tomorrow.
Tomorrow seetns a fairer day,.
Filled to the very brim with play.
Without a single bill to pay
Or trouble of that sort,
. A marvel and a pure delight,
With every moment gay and bright ,
And nOt a single cloud. in sight—
A. perfect day, In short.
Tomorrow is tho golden age.
With pleasure stalking on the stage
And pictures bright in every page,
Without a streak of gray,
No lowering clouds obscure the blue,
And every heart is warm and true.
Youth comes its pledges to renew,
And al, the world is gay.
Today we strugglo with the load,
Find stony places in the road,
Meet thorns that sting and wards than
goad,
Endure the two faded friend,
IXeceive returns for Lahore small.
Under our heavy burdens fall,
Drink of the wormwood and the gall.
And taste the bitter end. ,
Put all this will forgotten be
When fair temorrow's thorn we 'see.
The very hills will dance for glee,
The streams will murmur low,
The trees will shed their ripest trutte,
We'li all dress In our Sunday suite,
And it Will be, you bet your beote,
to A regular three ring short►.
THE CONFEDERATE SOLDIEFL
.n' Incident That Marked His Spirit:
and independence.
In Ws "Glimpses of the Confederate
Army" in the American Realew of Re-
news Randolph II, McKim writes:
"It seems to me as 1 look back that
)ne of they things whlob stood out
strongly in the Confederate army woe
he Independence and the initiative of
he individual soldier. it would have
leen a better army in the field it it bad
ween welded together by a stricter dis-
:lpllne, but this defect was largely
Moiled for by the strong individuality
if the nnits in the column. It was not
easy to demoralize a body composed of
am who thought and acted in a spirit
independeace,n battle.
"As au illustration of the si4 it of
:he private soldier 1 recall an incident
o this effect. Major General. Gordon
tad organized a strong column to melte
I night attack on Grant's lines at Ye-
erturg. When he was ready to move
ttid the order to advance was given a
31g Texan stepped out ot the ranks
tttd said:
"'General Gordon, tbis column can't
uove before 1 a. m. The men have a
ruee with the Yanks, and it ain't up
;ill 1 o'clock.'
"The column did not move till that
Lour. The private in the ranks had
taken command. and the major general
'ecognized his authority."
PONGEES HARD TO • MATCH.
Because Each Piece Is Made From
One Lot of Raw Silk.
Pongee silk is the undyed ailk of
silkworms fed on the leaves of scrub
)ak chiefly. though other trees are
ised in some portions of the pongee
ilstrict. The sills is produced almost
>,xclusively In Shantung province and
portions of north China immediately
adjacent.
The real pongee cloth, made of this
aucolored specially produced silk, is
iistinct from the pongees of com-
merce made in all colors from other
silk. Each piece of cloth is made
from a particular lot of silk, and
"herefore each piece varies from all
Aber pieces in exact quality, weight
Ind fineness and in a slight degree in
:olor.and other qualities.
There are certain general grades of
Goth, certain varieties of weave, cue
min popular weights, etc., but women
shopping in Chinese pongees find it
very •difficult to match pieces, and on
;he face of things it is practically im-
possible to furnish any great number
)f pieces of a certain weight, grade
and quality such as a modern clothing
manufacturing establishment would
require to standardize a certain line or
garmentsfrom that particular clothe-.
New York Sun.
Located His Station.
Tbere was an absentminded bishop
lir western Ontario, who was constant-
ly
onstantly finding himself in awkward situa-
tions, on account of his extreme ab-
straction. On a certain occasion he
was traveling from London in a north-.
Orly direction and found .when the
conductor approached him that be had
forgotten where he was to go. The
conductor suggested that he telegraph
from the next station and find out his'
destination. it was before the days ot
long distance telephones, and the
bishop telegraphed to his wife from
the first station, "Where was 1 go-
ing?" to be answered at the following
station. The answer came, "Exeter;.
be sure to get off there." The bishop
then beamed at the anxious conductor
and remarked placidly: "These little
difficulties always turn out satisfac-
torily."—Argonaut.
German Pedigree Book.
There is in Germany what is known
as the "German Pedigree Book," or
"Deutsches Geschleciterbuch." The
purpose of the pedigree book, accord-
ing to a Berlin correspondent, is to
record the ancestry not of nobles,
but of bourgeois persons who can
prove that they are of genuine middle
class or' working class ancestry and
have no noble blood in their veins.
rhe editor explains in his preface that,
while many German nobles "out of
court and material considerations have
kept their
blood
not
pure,there are
e
many good business class families
which have managed to do so." By
thus encouraging the proper pride of
such families the pedigree book is do-
ing much to eradicate the traditional
envy of the nobles.
It Depends on the Dog.
•Two Broadway business men met
before a bar. They were good friends.
"I'm worried a little," said one.
"My chauffeur ran over a dog today
and killed it."
"Oh; 1 wouldn't worry about a little
thing like that," said the other. "The
dog probably got in the way. These
dogs are a pest."
"But it was your dog."
"What!" came from the second.
"My dog? I'm sorry. but that will
cost you $100. That chauffeur of
yours is too careless. I insist on the
hundred, understand,"—New York Tel-
egraph.
Cross Rurposes.
"Can you tell me something about
the game laws around here?" asked
the stranger in Crimson Guteb.
"Well," replied Three Fingered Sam,
"I could. but my advice to you would
he If you don't know the rules et a
game don't try to play it."—Washing•
ton Star.
Character,.
Should one tett you that a mountain
had changed its place you are at lib-
erty to doubt it, but if any one tells
you that it man has changed his char
atter do nut believe,l r,Monammct1,
Finn ant
Garden
BETTER PAY FOR FARM HANDS
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Wages Last Year Higher Thai For the
least Forty-five Years.
Iligber wages were paid to Ameri-
can farm, laborers in 1010 than at any
time in the last forty-five years, ac-
cording to statistics just made public
by the department of agriculture. The
average wage for the country was
$27.50 per month in 1910, while twen-
ty years ago 11 was only $18.33, With
board the average wage was $19.21.
In some pal'ts of the country the
rate of wages of farm laborers was
higher than in others. The bighest
was in Nevada, where the rate was
$54, while in Montana and Washing-
ton it was $50. South Carolina paid
the lowest rate, $16,50 per month.
In the New England and north At-
lantic states the average was $33.19,
with Massachusetts payingg the high-
est. $37.20. With board the average
was $21.65,
In the south Atlantic states the av-
erage was $19.75, with West Virginia
paying the highest, $29. With board
the average was $13,77.
In the northern central states east
of the Mississippi the average was
$31.31. with Wisconsin paying the
highest. P7.25, With board the aver-
age was $22.94.
in the northern central states west
of the Mississippi the average was
S35.45. with North Dakota paying the
highest, $42. With board the average
was $25.10.
In the southern central states the
average was $21.00, with Oklahoma
paying the highest. $23.10. With board
the average was $15.28.,
In the far western states the aver -
lee was $46.4S. with Nevada paying
the highest. $54. With board the av-
erage was $32.69.
NO FLIES ATE THESE RADISHES
New Remedy to Kill the Pests Is Based
on Arsenate and Wool Fat.
The radish fly is bound to make its
appearance in early spring, says Farm
and Fireside, and to lay its eggs on
or near the roots of the radish plants
it happens to find, and the eggs will
hatch, and the young maggots will
bore into the radishes. No method of
manuring. whether with stable manure,
old compost or chemical fertilizers, will
protect the plants. Boiling water will,
of course, kill the maggots or eggs it
touches, but it cannot be applied free -
SOUSE SPRING RELISHES.
ly enougb to kill those already inside
the root without also killing the plant.
It is not a complete nor a safe rem-
edy.
The free application of tobacco dust,
with or without bonemeal, next to the
rows of plants, will tend to keep the
fly away and prevent in some meas-
ure the deposition of eggs. Many
sprays. especially tobacco tea, kerosene
emulsion and probably lime sulphur
solution will also kill the worms touch-
ed by them, but the applications should
be made repeatedly at short intervals
so as to catch the maggots before they
find a safe retreat inside of the root.
This year we have a new compound
retuedy in n combination of lime and
sulphur solution with lead arsenate
and wool fat.
Double Your Milk Supply,
Think of what a chance the dairy
farmers of the United Stntes are miss-
ing to make double the profit they now
do, A. few rear's ago the average
Product per cow in Denmark Was 3,000
potmds of milk. Simply by following
the advice of the Danish dniry stu-
dents the production of milk has been
Imounht'tip to 0,010 ponuds per cow.
The Danish farmers have been willing
to learn, willing to appreciate good ad-
vice when they got it ;Ind are making
doable the profit they once 'did. Amer-
tean farmers matt O. the sante thing if
they will follow the same good dairy
sense:
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After more than 0,Ce0 years of
• production in the older ooun-
.> trios of Europe the yields of
drops are urge ;and increasing
„ frortl their more intelligent
• methods of intensive culture.
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PERT PARAGRAPHS.
�JHENEVER the weather man does
turn out an article guaranteed to
suit some storm or other comes along
and spoils it.
Man wants a little here below every
few minutes.
It is easier to be foolish than digni-
fied, and sometimes it pays just as
well.
The fellow who doesn't collide with
some one's opinion every Iittle while is
so busy dodging that he isn't of much
force.
In the spring the young man's fancy
gets a hunch that he will have to get
busy or there won't be any summer
clothes for him.
A really good graft is, after a11, a
hard thing to find and when found Is
generally working.
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The sun may shine tomorrow, but
that won'tserve as an umbrella today.
• Waste makes baste—in the direction
of the poorhouse.
Don't find fault. You probably
couldn't do half as well as the people
you criticise.
Seasonable.
When the fish are biting
In the shady nooks
What's the use of writing
Or of keephig. books
Or of mixing Batter
For a fancy dish?
Drop what doesn't matter
And .lust go and fish.
When has come the season.
Of the line anti hook
There are rhyme and reason
In the wayside `brook;
Also little fishes
That the eves delight,
Subject to your wishes,
Waiting for a bite.
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Even though you angle '
Often but in vain. )r,',. •
liners It will untangle
In your tired brain.
For your toil and trouble,
Though your catch Is thin,
It wilt pay y19u double
In the health you win.
Drop your pen or hammer.
Leave your hook or plane.
Join the restful clamor
,; For the line and seine.
What's the use of 'toiling
Weary nod by night
When the lith pre spoiling
For a Outlive to bite?
1,.
Ceoromical Wife.
"ilenre, deal.'1In* <'lli:dren are need-
�.•ecLu h'” again. no ymt think
a :.m innt;•' .11 1..0007? SVhere are the
:•,•s 1 hem h: tar them just a few days
•:n': I s'•• .1s' yeti have given thrum
ri•' a +tis' 1
�0nh• n..;:r ;•.� ur1,. t the iinl re It n
it•i 1',.'lI roto'r's ;11,10-tcttteut Was to
!,•'v • n given hem 1 e. nut g, e t
• .lc 1 Mere eta them through the,
• .•h"eper at i .1 serve them to-
• ,.r:•..w as unsli. a. home curly for
teem:, deal'
Mak ne Ourselves Useful.
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while -.';men Is e..1 hand.
\':: en to 1:.e mush ot the band
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1,11 Innrhey to tl:e vtuod0,1 lot
1 -1 10 some cool. soled 11 spot
1\ ill iced the tiuilgry ehlagers.
Wanted a Bar-
gain.
'"What is the
matter with him; •
doctor?”
"I am not quite
certain.”
"Make it the
cheapest disease
you've got. doc-
tor, because we
are dreadfully
bard up just
now.”
Amenities.
"I have a fortune In my voice.”
"That's nice."
"1 find it a gold mine."
"My face is my fortune."
"Poverty is a blighting thing, isn't
Silly Question.
"Why don't you work-?"
"Why sbould I?"
"Blessed if 1 know."
But, Oh, You Pocketbook.
"He went in on the board of trade
to make a fortune."
"1 see that he still has his bat-'"
"Yes, and they didn't take away his
shoes either."
Bad as a Man.
"The wicked dee when no man pur-
sueth."
.'Why do they do it?"
"?laybe the tlea pursueth."
Pleasure and Duty.
A man should rise 1n n'taiu sublime
Ann view the a"nders nee and strange
A man mould also rl.ean nine
lu bund the pre iv. the lutet,en rang"
The Horrid Man
"Dent:"
"You positively meet get a new suit.
I am ashamed to be seen out with you
in that suit."
"Hooray!"
" Wb7 so jubilant
"Thor 1 won't ltar•e to go to church
with you tomorrow. will 1?".
Advice.
Co to the aunt, tnou sluggard,
• Arra ste lvu•at she Will do.
1'ernaps you sun can work her,
'rile uncle s ort 10 you.
A Justice of the Pea
Guarantees this Cure by
the Use of
Deares itRk9i y
Mr. B. 3. Thomas, Fisher River, Man.,
writes:• --"3 beg to acknowledge a rer'eil t
of thanks for the greet beueiit derived
from the use of Iheta's iii'iney Pills.
Far some ye'trs I sufierc•1 from i•etere
pains in my back and could hardly work
at all, and -when I steered drawn to pick
up anything T fel'• as if w.f. hark would
break. I was a:lvisc.i to try 1)o:att`a
Kidney rias, att,l after t:t'. ing 1%»
boxes I was exmpltti ely rure.l :1,:d Teel
that I cutin :ii -,Chit too 1.; e 1: 111 tit;:r
favor, It o -iii iso t:•.O ; t'eel this etteal
and am still curd and eepeet to stay
cured."
T3 Y AY
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knowing tho .71st .;t•a"':•test to Le
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thus right.
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