The Wingham Times, 1911-04-27, Page 3WE REPAIR WEAK MEN
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TRE WINGUA . TIMES APRIL 27,. 1911
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THE LITTLE TROUBLES.
The griefs that fall to every share,
The heavier sorrows that life brings,
The heart can nerve itself to bear -
Great sorrows are half holy things.
But for the ills each hour must make,
The cares with every day renewed -
1t seems scarcely worth while to take
Such little things with fortitude.
And he, before whose weakened might
The strongest enemies must fall,
Is overcome by foes so slight,
He scorns to hold them foes at all,
Children Cry
FOR FLETCHER'S
CASTOR IA
A FEW EPIGRAMS.
Who so combeth his hair with a view
to hiding the bald spot is a liar atheart.
Don't harp on one string until you talk
with a twang.
When a man nearly breaks his neck
getting out of the way of , a lightning
bug, supposing it to be a locomotive it
is time to swear off.
if all the devils were cast out of some
people, they would look like walking
skeletons.
When a tramp asks for bread, don't
give him a stone, set the dog on him.
There ain't no credit for keeping in
the right i;oad When there's barbed wire
fences on both sides.
The man who wants the earth invar-
iably gets it - when he dies.
If some men were to lose theirreput-
ation, they would be lucky.
A crank is a man who has a different
hobby than your own.
A man who attends strictly tohis own
business has a good steady job.
A man's body may be an earthly ten-
ement but he objects to be called a fiat,
Man is made of dust; along comes the
watering cart of fate and his name is
mud.
Germany possesses a miniature, but
most useful railway, of which the chief
peculiarity is that its trains have no
drivers. It is used for carrying salt
from the salt mines at Stassfurt, and
the trains consist of thirty trucks, each
carrying half a ton of salt. The en-
gines are electric, of 24 -horsepower
each. As the train approaches a sta-
tion, of which there are five along the
line, it automatically rings a bell, and
the station attendant turns a switch to
• receive it.. He is able to atop it at any
moment. To start it again he stands
on the locomotive, switches the current
and then descends before the engine
has gained speed.
Was Troubled With
Liver
Complaint
_For Three Years.
ylilburn's Lata -Liver Pills will reg.
lite the flow of bile to act properly upon
tate bowels, and will tone, renovate and
purify the liver, removing every result
of liver trouble from the temporary but
p ry
disagreeable headache to the severest
terms of liver complaint.
° Mr. S. Nelson, North Sydney, N.S.,
writes; "I have used your Laxs-Livor
Pills. 1 was troubled with liver cone.
.
attaint for three years and could get no
liefua friendto
to i I was persuaded by
try your remedy,edYs
and aftertaking
one
entree
vial I of relief. After 1 had take h
more 1 was cured completely, and 1 have
not been troubled eince, thanks* to your
valuable medicine."
Milburn', I.axa-Liver Pills are 25
tents per vial, or 5 vials for $1.01, at all
dealers or mailed direct on receipt of
trice by' The 1'. =Mum Co., feented,
pronto, Ont.
A FIRST-HAND OPINION.
While the bankers, lawyers, and rail-
way managers are shedding crocodile
tears over fancied danger to the farm-
ers, it might be well to listen a moment
to what some of the farm journals are
saying on the subject. The following.
from Farm and Dairy, of Peterboro,
will be of interest because it comes
direct from a representative farm
journal: -
Another market such as we are likely
to have for our natural products will
advantageously affect more people in
Canada than would improve markets
for any other line of production. In
1910 Canadian exports of agricultural
products amounted to over $90,000,000,
and of animal produce $54,000,000, ‘-a
grand total of over $1.44,000,000, ex-
ported from Canadian farms last year.
Next comes the products of the forest,
other natural products, the exports of
which amounted to over $47,000,000.
Next, the mines, the exports from
which brought Canada over $40,000,000
in cash. To this add $15,500,000 for
fish, which brings the total value of
natural products exported from Canada
last year to over $246,000,000. All of
these, products are on the free list of
the proposed trade agreement with
the United States; the value of all will
be increased by access to their mar-
kets
Compared with the great value of
our exports of natural products, the
exports of manufactured goods sink into
insignificance. In 1910 the value of ex-
ported manufactured goods from Cana-
da was only $31,491,916.
In the light of these statistics, is it
not evident why we farmers are de-
manding access of our products to the
United States? What effect can a pro-
tective tariff have on the price of
natural products produced on our farms,
our forests and our mines when we
have such a surplus for export! It
must be evident to the dullest intellect
that the price of our produce is set in
foreign markets and the wider these
markets are the better the price is
bound to be. And what better market
could we gain entrance to than that of
the 90,000,000 people,, our neighbors
to the south?
There can be no question as to the
value of the United States markets for
Canadian farm produce. The strongest
argument that can be advanced In sup-
port of our position on this question, is
to give market quotations at United
States and Canadian Centres. Just
now United States markets are dull
and quotations are lower than usual.'
Nevertheless a comparison of Toronto
and Buffalo markets last .week show
that when prime steers were selling at
$5.80 to $6 in Toronto, they were bring-
ing $6.40 to $6.60 for the same quality,
in Buffalo. Hogs were $6.75 in Toron-
to and $7.75 in Buffalo. The average
price for cheese in Canada last season
was 10% cents, In the United States
it ruled three and even four cents high -
r Farmersexporting
high-
er. who were e p g
cream across the Brie :practically free
of duty were realizing 10 to 12 cents
more a hundred for milk than they
would had it beennufactured into
ma
cheese or butter in Canadian factories.
One of our leading apple le men tells tis
that free access to the United States
matrkets will mean 50 cents more on
every barrel (dapples produced in On-
tario. e
W allknow fromast exper-
knee what it will do for barley.p
The trade ag
e t'nent
r e as proposed
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does not injuriously affect our Menu -
fedora's; yet it opens to Canadiah
farmers one of the best markets of the
worid,rand oise moreover, which is near
at hand. Little wonder that our farm-
ers hail with satisfaction the opening
of the United States market to Carta•
dian natural products.
PERT PARAGRAPHS,
TUE man she Might have married is
u grent comfort to a women when
site is talking to her neighbors about
how hard times are.
any housekeeper will tell you that
the last fly of the season has more
fives thou a black cat,
Some people go a roundabout way in
giiiug what they are pleased to call
a square deal.
Would you call a straight talk by
a crooked man a misfit?
It Is. maddening to an acquisitive
man never to know what opportuni-
ties he hes. lost until he is accused of
baying unlawfully profited by them,
It is sometimes hard for just an or-
dinary person to tell the difference be-
tween the artistic temperament and a
commonplace knocker.
g'tte man who doesn`t like buckwheat
cakes is mean enough to kick his
neighbor's dog for barking at the
moon,
He Can,
"No man can
serve two mas•
ters."
„Noy,
"Well, 1 will
concede the ar-
gument if you
will agree that
the porter aboard
the Pullman is
no man."
One on Brown.
"I hear that Brown voted the pro-
hibition ticket. I wonder if he is ou
he water wagon now."
",dot a bit of it."
"Then why the vote?"
"Because of Mrs. Brown,"
"How was that?"
"Site showed suffragette teudencies•
in .the spring, and Brown steered her
off b3' explaining to her that tie rep-
resents her at the polls."
"Well?"
"Mrs. Brown is a prohibitionist."
Brav;..but Not Foolhardy.
"Don't get gay with me," said the
ittle man.
"For a cent I would liek you," said
the big men.
"Why don't you take some one of
your size':"
"You must"thick 1 want to get hurt."
k{I Luck.
Her face was her fortune,
It made you feel sae.
For, gazing, you felt that
Her tortune was pad.
Too Sudden.
"Smithr'rs said the spea tier at the
men's meeting today told them to go
home and greet ,their wives with a
kind. cheerful word."
"Smithery wouldn't (lure do that."
"Why?"
"llis wife has a weak heart,"
Caustic.
"There are lots of disal.reeable things
in this world,"
"Undoubtedly, but why be so egotis-
tical?"
"What do you mean T'
"Nothing. only I think it is bad taste
to brag nt,out your strength."
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Modern Version,
"Take care of the nickels and the
dollar's will take care of themselves."
"Oh, no:"
"I3ut yes."
"Not a bit of it. Take dare of the
nickels and the dollars will go to your
wife."
Just a Suggestion.
"I am very amiable."
"Are you?"
"I am. In feet. my smile is the orig-
inal smile that won't come cfi,"
"Ever try soaking your head?"
Getting Along,
Yes, I91 turn fifty in less than a year,
Somewhat old fashioned and fogy. i tea,,
Eyes growing dimmer and muscles More
siow-
No; not the lad that X time long ago -
Hair getting thinner and mottled witli
graY.
Legs not rheumatic, but verging that
way; •
Feeling, however, quite hearty and strong,
Boit I'M getting along.
Once I wab gay as the next, you tan bet,
Cock of the walk and the boss of the set,
Ripe for a frolic, a foot race or tight;
Didn't think nothing of dancing all night,
Earning and spending, and having a time,
Just as a fellow wili'do in his prime,
Citudk full of mischief, though meaning
104wronk,
But I'm getting along,
There were the day it was good to be
young,
Nimble of fingers and limber of tongue,
Looking for trouble if tremble Waa,there,
Finding or missing It, What did I are?
Courtthg the ladles or running a race.
It Is no wonder they called me a case,
Cttlinf the evenings 'With laughter anal
song,
But I'm getting along.
No
hatyou'd call an otd n art unde
tW t under
-
!nand--
bo my day'S work with the best In the
land-
But
and ..13ut In the evening i'nt ready' to quit,
Find a good piaee'Where a fellow can art,
Look at a paper in a lee printed type,
Chat With a nett fiber or pull at my lupe;
Letting the younger ones Mix with the
threine
ror I'm getting along.
THE CURSE OF
IONIS •
COSTPATION
.
If FrO-a" l;esil Alone
Cues This Disease
A famous scientist states that Consti-
pation, or non-actiunof the bowels,causee
More deaths than all other diseases
combined, Constipation inflames the
Kidneys, ruins digestion, is the found-
ation of Rheumatism, poisons the blood,
causes Headaches, Neuralgia, Nervous
ness and Insomnia.
Constipation is caused by a weak or
sluggish liver, Bile, the only purgative
of the body, is secreted by the liver,
which in tarn should pour out into the
intestines sufficient bile to move the
bowels. Unless the liver is active, there
cannot be enough bile to move the
bowels regularly, and Constipation is
the result.
"Fruit-a-tives", the fatuous frait me-
dicine, will always cure Constipation
because it acts directly on the liver -
relieves the' congestion -increases the
quantity of bile -and strengthens the
bowel muscles..
sec, a box, 6 for $2.50, or trial size,
zee. At all dealers, or from Fruit-a-tives
Limited, Ottawa.
M. 'T. Buchanan pleaded guilty at St.
Thomas to a number of charges of de-
frauding Oxford county, and as he had
made restitution he was given his liberty
on suspended sentd"nce.
The nearest approach to the ideal
community would seem to be the vil-
lage of Langenaulbach, in the West-
erwald (between the Rhine and the
Lahn), which owns a quantity of forest
land, which brings in a revenue of over
$10,000, and a limestone quarry which
is profitable, so that all communal ex-
penses are paid from the income of the
property, amounting to $5,000 per
annum, or about $75 per head of the
population. High pressure water is
supplied free to the house, and now it
is proposed to build an electric power
station, lay free mains to the houses,
and charge only a nominal rate of
about four, cents per unit for lighting
purposes. It is hoped that it will not
be necessary to levy a district rate for
many years to come.
LOST THE JOB
"You say she Is no longer editor of
the Women's Corner?"
"No. She wrote so many articles on
how to alter last year's hats that her
readers began to suspect she was a
married man."
MUSKRATS
S
Wanted in any quantity at the fol
lowing prices:
Springs Winters Smalls Kitts
42c 35c 25c (ac
Also I pay highest prices .for all
other raw furs. Consignments solicited.
Write for my latest price list.
J. YAFFE,
72 Colborne St., Toronto, Ont.
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t'i0 ,.yam
SYNOI'S1i' OF CANADIAN NOltTU
WAIST LA.ND ItEGVLA.TIONS.
ANY person who is the sole head of a family
11 or any male over 18 years old may home-
stead a quarter section of available Dominion
land to Maattoba, Saskatchewan or Alberta.
The applicant must appear hi person at the
Dominion Lands Agency or klub-Agency for
the district. Entry by' proxy may be made at
any agency, on carts n conditions, by father,
Mother, son, daughter, brother or sister of
intending homesteader.
Duties. -elle menthe' residence upon and
cultivation of the land in such of three years.
.A homesteader may live within nine miles of
his homestead on a farm of at least 80 acres
solely ()Wiled and occupied byhim or by his
father, mother, son, daugter, brother or
slater.
In certain districts a homesteader in good
standing may pre•nmpt n quarter -section
alongside his homestead, Price $3.00 ter acre.
but
res upon relnde u on the homestead or
preemption six months in each of six years
from the date of homestead entry (including
,the time remtirod to earn homestead patent)
and cultivate fifty acres extra.
A homesteader who has exhausted his home
stead right and cannot obtain 'a pre•emptton
may enter fora purehasedhomestead in certain
districts. Prier. $8.00 per acre. Duties. --Must
reside six months in oath of three years, cultt-
"ate fifty acres and ereet a hoose Worth $300.00.
W. W. CORY,
Deputy of the Minister of theinteelor.
N. B. --Unauthorized puhboation Of this ad•
bertiaetncnt not be psld for,
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i4arrimsn Told Him.
Harriman lla4 an almost auper'natt
raI instinct Tor knowing what waft
going on and Nilo was doing it In tbe.
Mysteries of stock manipulation. Once
when Southern PaeMe had been going
up fast, IIarrlman aha various bank -
tag houses buying;. in concert, he called
up on the telephone one of his priviatp
brokers, "Somebwly is selling,"" be
said, "Yes, sir," was the answer.
"Well, hand the market 25,000 for
me," Immediately he called up the
head of a banking firm much inter-
ested in the market, `Who's selling
Southern Paeihc?" tie asked. "I don't
know; we haven't been able to find
out," was the answer. "I'll tell you,"
snapped Iarriman: "it's your house,"
And he cut off the connection before
any reply to him could be made,--11*-
ehange.
Th; Tough Kid.
Naber -1 saw the doctor at your
house yesterday.
Subbubs-Yes; that boy of mitre
climbed up on the porch when he was
told not to, and-
Nabor-Ah, 1 see. Ile fell and broke
his-
Subbubs-Not much: He's sound. as
a dollar, Ilut my wife tried to whip
him for It, and new she's a nervous
and physical wreck.-Catholie Stand-
ard and Times.
New to Him.
"I see your son has gone to wont."
"Yep."
"How is be getting along?"
"Oh, fine! Anything In the way of
a novelty always appeals to him."
Washington Herald.
In High Life.
"Met your wife lately?"
"No; but I see by the society papaws
that she will be at home twice this.
month. "-Loulsjlle Courier -Journal,
Why He Agreed,
"His wife asked him for a divorce"
"And he gave it to her?"
"Without a contest."
"He was a good sport."
"Yes, but a poor support."
Tough on Pete.
"He is robbing Peter to pay Paul."
"What does Peter think about ism
"Oh, that is just an expression."
"Expression of disgust on Peter'
face, I dare say."
One of the Show•me's,
"Ruthie!"
"Yes?"
"You are pretty as a pieture,"
"What picture?"
Satisfied.
"She makes me so happy."
"Hew?"
"Because I wasn't born here."
Doing It Justice.
Winter, stern and solemn king,
Would your praises 1 might situ
Adequately,
But here lately
I have had too bad a cold
To unfold
All your charms in stately tones,,
For in truth my spirit groans
Underneath the hacking cough
That refuses to get off,
And I hack and hack away
Every moment, night and day,
Till my head is nearly split
With this very sad misfit,
You have many charms, 1 know;
Highly mentioned is your snow
As it falls in fleecy fiakea
Oa the rivers and the lakes,
As In stately drifts it piles
Till it almost hides the tiles
On the little summer cot
In the forty acre lot,
But 1 can't complete the verse
With my chilblains growing were.
A11 my patent liniment
Will not cure them worth a cent.
And your praise I must forego
While I doctor up my toe.
On the window Johnny Froat
Lines artistically has crossed,
Building castles trimmed in Whit*
That are something of a sight
he a most engaging way.
Making pictures that will staff
TM the furnace works again
When, I drop another ten
In the coal man's grasping flat
And he puts me on the list
For another load of coal,
My, it Jars a fellow's roll
And makes mincemeat of hie par
Just in keeping you awayl
Winter, you may be the stuff,
Nut your work is ptettt rnugis.
CARTEKS
ITTLE
IVER
PILLS.
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Sick Headache and relieve ati the tronblet; incl•
dent, to a state of the system, each ae
Dizziness, Ettnnn, Drowsiness, Distress after
eating, Pain in the Elide, &e, While their most
rcmadd ible sweeties haa'been shown In curiug
SI
Headache, yet Carter's Little Liver palls ate
equally valuable In 4onstipation,euringand pati-
venting this annoying complaint. while thcyalso
correct alldisorders r,f the stomach, etimti.ntethe
liver and regulate the bowels. Meal/ thcyonly
clued
H
Ache they would be nimoqsst priceless tothese wltb
stiffer from this distres,ictg compinlnt; betfortn.
timely their goodness dors not end ltcre,aed these
who once try them 0111 fled tr eze little pitta vale-
able In se many Mara thi tthcy VIII not, be wa-
ling to do without them. But atter all elek head
ACHE
to the bate of so nanny lives that hero to where
we make our great boost, Curiae Cure it while
others do not,
Carter's Little Liver Vile aro very bmall sed
'very easy to take. Oneortwc tilemakoadose.
They aro etrietly vegetable and do not gripe or
gentle action pleaseau who
use theni.
purge, bet by their
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