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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1911-03-02, Page 2t.: 2 in tea must be dis-. tinetive, pleasing and unvarying to merit continuous use.. Th e flavor of Red Rose Tea is all its own; and it never fails to win and hold ap- proval because it never fails in quality. Try it. 82 NEVER sown IN BULK Your Grocer WTI1 Recommend It nig QLD COURT AND THE NEW. Mach MI they loved King Edward, the English people recognize that a man of a very different type .may be equally worthy of their Affection. EIward VII. loved sooiety for its own Bake; it is no secret that George V. does not. Like bis father, he is a keen sportsman and a hard worker but poeseaeei less of that Impartial -sue energy which made the late Ring throw himself with the same zee$ Into the social as into the more serious side of lite. Queen Mary is esieatielly a mother. It will p whops be impossible for her to be ee mach in the publio eye from a merely so: aa1 point ot view as was Queen Alexandra, who Dame to the throne when the more absorbing side of her domeatio duties may be Bald to have been at an end. Bat it was as the devot. ed mother while Princess of Wales that Alexandra gained that deep hold on the affections of the English people whioh rhe has never 1.)st. Ae Qaeen and mother, Mary will probably follow in her footsteps. With the smarter element of society she may not be entirety popular, but that ele- ment is not important. This much ie assnsed, that for one reason or another various well known, or at least much talked of people whose homes were familiar at Kiug Edward'' court will not be seen et Kind George's, and that some of them have already received plain intimation of the fact. TO ADVERTISERS Notice of changes meet be left at this office not later than Saturday noont The copy for changes must be lef. not later than Monday evening. Casual advertisements accepted up to noon Wednesday of eaoh week. ESTABLISHED 1872 T> E WIN IAM TIMES. H. a.ELLIOTT, POBLISBIliANDPROPRIETO THURSDAY, 21 ARMEE 2, 1911 RECIPROCITY NEVER ABANDONED. (Toronto Star.) 1 The protest signed by eighteen Toron- to Liberals against the reciprocity agree- ment stated that "in 1897 the Paella- ment of Canada repealed the legislation then existing relating to reciprocity, and since eaoh repeal neither the people of Oanada nor their Parliament have en- trusted the (?overoment with any duty or authority to negotiate with reaped to any agreement on the snbjeot." This language oonveyl the impression that the idea of reciprocity with the United States was abandoned by the Liberal G•;vernment in 1897. The faot is that the Minister of Finance in 1897 defiuitely avowed the intention of the Government to enter into reciprocity negotiations with the United States Mr. Fielding said: "Thee Ottawa platform pledged the the Liberal party to nee all honorable efforts to bring about better trade relit. bone with the United States. We have already taken the first step in that dir- ection by commissioning two Ministers of this Government to visit Washington and make known the fact -it it was necessary to make 18 known -that Can - ads is willing to negotiate with onr Am- erioan neighbors for a fair and reason- able reoiprooity treaty. If our Ameri- can friends with ne, we are willing to meet them and treat on fair and equit- able terms. If it shall not please them to do that, we shall in one way regret the faot, but shall nevertheless go on onr way rejoicing, and find other mar- kets to build np the prosperity of Cana- da independent of the Amerioan people. It is true that the negotiations came to nothing. so far se reciprocity in trade was ooncerned. But the Government have never declared that they would not negotiate for reoiprooity, nor have the ]E'arlismens or the people of Canada ever signified their desire that no Such negotiations ehonld take plane, R ciproofty in natural prodnot' was the policy of all parties until recently; and to tar as the Liberal party is concerned, is wide mtaenre of reoiprfoityh3aalw.ase b •rn a past of its platform. -� DoYou Know YourAilment Or is It a complication Which can be reached only by DR. CHASE'S KIDNEY -LIVER PILLS. There is only one medicine that dao prove thoroughly satisfactory in corn- plieated ailments of the livor and kid- neys, and that is Dr. Chase's /Kidney- Liver idneyLiver Pills. 'They begin by regulating the bowel's and awakening the action of the liver, thereby effecting a thorough cleansing of the excretory system. By thus re. - moving the nnisons from the system they ,g rtnn the work of the kidneys ys and gradually restore them to health. Nobody who once learns of the defi- nite and certain action of Dr. Chase's Itidney-Liver fills in 'regulating and invigorating the kidneys, liver and bowel% is willing to take chaneee by experimenting with other medicines. Such ailments es biliousness, consti- potion, ehronie indigestion, liver - c onny - )Intnlend 'kidney disease yield readily to this treatment. Dr. Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills, one hill fe dost', 0 r ete. a box, et all cltYaler5, or Edtnenson, tithe A Co., 'Iorento. Write for it free espy of Dr. Chase 'a Beni res -40 John W Sickelemith,Greewhore. Pa., has three children, and like most child- ren they frequently take cold. " We have tried several kinds of oough medicine," Ise says, 'but never f mud any yet that did them as much good as Chamberlain's Cough Remedy." For sale by all dealers. DENMARK'S DAIRY INDUSTRY, ,1',ril.'i VI(1.N(SHAM TIMES, International Newspaper Bible Study Course, Salient Points in, the Lesson. for Sunday, liar. (iven in a Series of Qaestione by Rev, Dr. Linscott, Mia;'stere 1 in aceordanoe with the Qopyrighti&ot,1 Etij rh Goes -Up By a Whirlwind Into Heaven, 2 Kings, ii: t 18. Golden Text -Enoch walked with G el; and he was not; for Gad took him. Gen, v:24 There are, says .a writer in Hoard's Dairyman, 1,100 co-operative and 300 private creameries in Denmark. These manufacture over 200,0(10,000 pound! oe butter a year, eighty per oent. of whioh is exported to Great Britain, In sum- mer the milk is delivered twine a day and in winter once. Stringent rules are laid down in re- gard to pooling the milk on the farm and in not mixing morning's and night's milk. All foods whioh may impart an objections' flsvor to the milk are for- bidden. The creameries are compelled by law to pastenrizl all skim milk by heating to 180 degrees before it leaves she cream- ery, to prevent the spread of tuberculo- sis' through this medium The loyalty of the Danes makes it rarely, if ever necessary to impose the penalties. The skim milk is converted into baoon hogs and the baoon exported to England. The seoret of the Danish buttermakers' nooses lies largely in their habits of thoroughness. They first conetrnot a sanitary building and then keep it Olean by daily scrubbing. This applies squal- ly well to all the machinery and applies - tin in the oreamery. They have milk delivered to the creamery in almost ideal condition, Another seoret is that they study their burin'' thoroughly, becom- ing very proffoient, as they expeot to remain at tins 000upation for their life work. Thur they turn out a product of uniformly high quality whioh is the chief factor in their gnooess with an ex port trade. Pale Amaenic rlrls The languid, semi -invalid girl is no longer popular. Firm flesh, rounded form and a healthy glow to the complexion are the results of using D r. Chase's Nerve Food. Mrs. Goodson, Montreal, writes "My daughter's appetite was bad and she was pale and bloodless Since using Dr. Chase's Nerve food there is a change in her condition. She is stronger in ev- ery way." THE POOR CONSUMER. (1.) Vergie 1 -Where is heaven? (2) It heaven a place or a condition onl) ? (3.) It is possible hero for two to live in the same house, and in the same out- ward oiroumstancee, one enj lying heav- en and the other suffe-Ing the pangs of hell; vii:1 the same thing be possible in the future life? Whp? [S. E. Riker, in Chicago Record -Herald.] "What is that fellow grumbling for?" said Giles, with his spade. "Free spuds and wheat, free epode and wheat," the poor co minter said. "What makes you look so glad, so glad?" said Giles, with his spade. "Oanedian reciprocity," the poor con - to mer on-tomer said. "For they'll cense to charge as twine as much as what we ought to pay "For one butter and potatoes if we let Taft have his way ; They'll rednoe the poet of living, but they'll not cut down onr pay, When the tariff wall is levelled in the morntn'." Why ik0tt1l you feel so good,so good?" said ai nee, with Ms spade. ade. I do nos keep a naw or sheep,"the poor oonanmer said., ' What's wrong with that chap over there?" said Giles, With his spade. "Se has a epeeist interest," the poor conenmer said, 41He owns a Sheep or two sometimes, Or maybe keeps h now', And the thinks r of t .. t t e proof y would ifnln him someo W. But he'll probably keep making bet till lnnoli is he makes new When the tariff hill is levelled ill the Motnitt'." (4 ) . Whet reasons have you for or again,t, the thought that heaven is peopled by beings with meteri.ei bodies? (5 ) Did E!ij.,lr's material body enter heaven? (G) Has Jeans got a material body iu heaven? (7,) Has God got a materiel body? Give your reasons. MARKS. 2, 1111 (1t) What reason, if any, ie there 40 believe that a mon of Gad will never fail to get the position, and dothe work, whioh God has planned for hilt? ,(15) Are there any snob things as ohanoe, or look, in attaining distinette n with God? Why? (16) When we are called of God to a work are there any otronmstanoee whioh will ,notify ns in giving it up? Why? (17 ) Whet led Elijsh from plaoe to. plane, and dei he probahlyy know his final destination? (18.) What is 'it that leads a true Christian from plaoe to plane, or, from one thing to another? ° (19) 'Verses 9 -i0 -What prompted Etijah to ask Elieha wh tt he should give him? (2G.) What did Elieha request, and what did it mean? (21.) Which is the greater practical blessing, to give or to reoeive? Why? (8 ) Vorsee 2 8 -Wbv did Elijah act (22.) When yon make your supreme as if h wanted to get rid of the oom- wish what is it? pany of Etisha? (23,) How may we impart to others (9) WHY WOULD IT NOT BE ninur, the good gaslities we possess? OR IN GOOD TASTE FOR A IfAv or GOD (24.) Verses 11.12 -Ie there any way TO DAY, WHEN H8 I6 STARTING FOR A 80 explain Etijah'p translation to heaven PARTICULAR PLACE TO SAY LIKE ELISHA other than by miracle? "THE LORD HATH SENT HE?" (Thi' (25) Verses 13.18 -To day there is question meet be answered in writing no more charm, or wonder working by members of the olnb.) power, in the garment ot a good man (10.) What qualities did Elishs die- than of a man not good, how then do play in refusing to leave Elijah? (See you explain the power in Etijah's man - verses 2, 4, 6, 9.) tie? (11) What is the chief reason for (26.) Suppose the miraonloas part of men being failures? this narrative should not beihietorioal (12) Did Elisha know that his main how should that affeot your faith in the ter was going to heaven, in the near essentials of Christianity? future, and it so how dig he learn of it? Leeson for Sandey, March 19, 1911. (18.) Why 011 God choose `Elieha Elieha, the Prophet, Restores a Mild to for Elijah's snocestor? Life. 2 Kings iv:8.37. TSE CURSE OF THE NATION IS CONSTIPATION °Fm(i-a-tines".,Alone Cures This Disease A famous scientist states that Consti- pation,or non-actionof the bowels,causes more deaths than alt other diseases combined. Constipation inflames the Kidneys, ruins digestion, is the found- ation of Rheumatism, poisons the blood, causes Headaches, Neuralgia, Nervous- ness and Insomnia. Constipation is caused by a weak or sluggish liver. Bile, the only purgative of the body, is secreted by the liver, which in turn should pour out into the intestines sufficient bile to move the bowels. Unless the liver is active, there cannot be enough bile to move the bowels regularly, and Constipation is the result. "Fruit-a-tives", the famous fruit me- dicine, will always cure Constipation because it acts directly on the liver - relieves the congestion -increases the quantity of bile -and strengthens the bowel muscles. 5oc. a box, 6 for $2.5o, or trial size, 25c. At all dealers, or from Fruit-a-tivea Limited, Ottawa. The Constructive Touch Jnet before midnight of the old year the Queen of Italy, making her way to her children's rooms to kiss them good- night, slipped on the stairs and sprained her arm. As the King rushed to her as- sistance, she assured him it was nothing serious. but added, "I am sorry that New Year's begins badly," "Jost the contrary," replied the King, kindly. ' Theoldyear ends badly with your fall; the new year begins well be- cause yon ass not hurt " The courtesy of kings is proverbial but even outside of a palaoe a few things add so much to the happiness of lite as the traffioin kind speeches, the choice of the appropriate phrase. The psssport given by the French to a woinan, whioh read, ' Eyes beautiful, dark, expressive. but one of them lacking," was a humor oda instanoe of the toot whioh Inbrioatee human intercourse Social stupidity, clumsiness and avant of taut are chiefly deaotenoy of owlet. vatioo and responsiveness oombi red with inerts. Bsd weather has its bright aid, --seely it. A. disappointment may look otherwise in a differently retreated light -tryen it. A -o• l oa led bad beginning inns to the new year may be only the bad end. ing to that whioh is jest poet, an,. a goad Mart may be spelled oat 61 the eesmiflg oitastrbphe, 011o10e is thb greatest thine to life. Ohoose--Youthts Oomp talon. Children Cry FOR FLETCHER1 S AS1 O F IA to take np the atrein more e>renly a Swedish '%tenter has produced eleotrtb nab'el with hempen nares. . re_ I. 11.0 111 111 t III 1111111 Exciting Farm Life. Farming in Nairobi, British East Af- rica, is not without thrills, a000rding to a resident of thnt district recently in New York. He has a great ranch, where he expects to Garry on ostrich farming on a large gaale. He said to an interviewer. "Since I left my farm my man has trapped a leopard, that measured nine feet three inches i length, and another whioh is believed to be the biggest ever taken. They were after our pigs and got naught in a nage. A reoent letter from my manager tells me that a lion and a lioness have taken up their abode in one corner of a 200 acre cornfield, and that the opposite corner has been appro printed by an old bull buffalo." SKUNK WANTED IN ANY QUANTITY AT BEST MARKET PRICES I pay best in prior' for Mink, Coon, Mnekrat, Weasel, Lynx, Bear, eto. I pay all express charges, charge no oimmieeion. I hold furs separate on request. Write for my latest price Bit, J. YAFFE, 72 Colborne St.. Toronto, Ont. A TOWN DIRECTORY, Barrier OntritOrt-Sabbatil letTioee at e TIMES =ABLOOMIED. I,873 11 a. m and 7 p m, Sunday Sohool at THE ' " 2:80: p m. General prayer meeting IS PUSLISHSD. Rotor Ondine, pastor. B. Y. P. U. meets Monday evenings 8 p.m, W,D.Bcingle, tire, Superintendent. The Times Office, Beare, itieek METHODIST OHuscn-Sabbath servioel At 11 a m and 711 m. Sunday School at 2:80 p m, Epworth League every Mon- day evening. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. W. L. Rutledge, D.D,, pastor. F. Buchan. an, B.S. Superintendent. PaxsBYTERIAal OBIUROB-Sabbath ser vices at 11 a m and 7 p m. Sunday School at 2:80 p m, General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. D. Perrie, pastor. Dr. A. J, Irwin, B.S. Superintendent. Sr. PAM'S Osgaon, EPISCOPAL --Sib- bath services at. 11 a m and 7 p m. Sunday School at 2:80p m, Rev. E. Gritty, B. A., Reotor ; O. G. Van - Stone, 'S. S. Superintendent ; Thos.,E. Robinepn, resistant Superintendent, SALVATION AaxT-Servioe at 7 and 11 a m and 8 and 8 p m on Sunday, and every evening during the week at 8 o'olook at the barraoks.. POST OFFICE -Office home from 8a in to 6:80 p m. Open to box holders from 7 a m. to 9 p m. P. Fisher, postmaster. Prism° L]l3nASY-Library and free reading room in the Town Hall, will be open every afternoon from 2 to 5:30 o'olook, and every evening from 7 to 9:30 o'olook, Miss Maude Flenty librarian. TOWN OOVuoIL - George Spotton, Mayor; D. E, MloDonald, Reeve ; D. Ball, William Bone, R. B. Elliott, Theo. Hell, Gio. McKenzie, and Simon Mlitaheil, Oonnoillors; John F. Groves, Clerk and Treasurer. Board meets first Monday evening in eaoh month at 8 o'olook. SI4li SOHOOL BOARD.-- W. F. Van - Stone (chairman) , Wm. Nicholson, John Wilson, O. P. Smith, W. J. Howson, John A, McLean, -Frank Buchanan, Dudley Holmes, seoretary, A. Oosens, treasurer. Board meets- eeoond Monday evening in eaoh month. PUBLIC Seneca. BOARD. -Q, G. Van - Stone, (chairman). Atex, Ross, John -Galbraith, Wm. Moore, P. Campbell, H. E bard, Dudley Holmes, A. Tipling, Seoretary-Treasurer, •John F. Groves; Meetings ' second Tuesday evening ;in eaoh month. RIGH Sorrow, TnAonuas-J, 0. Smith, B. A., Pcinoipal and Musical Master.; H, A. Peroy, Soienoo Master; Wee Rice, Teacher of blethematios; Mise M. J. Bsird, B. A., teacher of English and Moderne; Mies Anderson, fifth teacher. PunLIo Sallow. TaAOHaRs.-Joseph Stalker, Principal. Miss Brook, MiseReynolds, Miss Farquharson, Miss Wilson, Miss Cummings, and Mies Taylor. Boston Or HEALTH -- Geo. Spotton, (ohairman), Richard Anderson, Wm. Feaeant, Alex, Porter, John F. Groves, Secretary; Dr. R. O. Redmond, Medical Health Of hoer. • oa edne'day evening', Rev. G. EVERY THURSDAY MORNING Greatest Nurseries Canada's Want a rapresentative for Wingham, Ont. and surrounding dierrtot. The reliability, healthy oonditioa of our stook as well as trueness to name must be appreciated by the pablio or they would not have helped us to in - mean our business yearly sinoe 1837, the date of our establishment. Oar firm's name lends prestige to our representatives. O lmplete line of Nursery Stock for Spring 1911. Write for full particulars. +STONE & WELLINGTON Fonthill Narseries . (850). TORONTO. CANADA. FARMERS BAD COLDand anyone having live stook or other artioles they wish to dispose of, should adver- tise the same for sale in the Timis. Our large olroulation tells and it will be strange indeed if ton do not get a onstomer. We can't guarantee haton will sell because you may ask more for the'article or stook than it 1e worth. Send your advertisement to the Timis and try this pplanolooff disposing of your etook and other Developed Into BRONCHITIS. Neglected Bronchitis is very often lbs direct cause of Consumption, and on the first symptom appearing Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup should be used aat4 the Bronohitis'cured. The symptom: are, tightness amens the chest, sharp pains and a difficulty in breathing, a secretion of thick phlegm, at first white, and later of a greenish or yellowish color, coming from the bron- chial tubes when coughing, eepecially the first thing in the morning. Mrs.: Dan. J. McCormack, Cleveland, N.S., writes: "My little boy two years old caught a bad cold which developed into 13rouchitibt He was so choked up he Could hardly breathe. Readingabout your wonderful medicine, Dr. Wood's Navel Pine egy �P,eIdes' a' d to try bottle and with such good result I got, another which completely cured him; without having a doctor. I cannot say too touch in its praise; I would not be without it in the house as I cohaider it a sure euro for Colds and linntenttle," The price of "Dr. Wood's" Nortiay Pine Syrup is 25c. It ie put up in tt yellow wrapper. Three pine trees is the trade Mark. Be sure and accept nM subetittite for Dr. Wood''. Manufactured only by The T. Milbuts W,Y Iir11tW� i�otito', 'Vf1� ... •,.`r....r. OUTSIDE ADVERTISING Orders for the fnsertien of advertisements mush as teachers. wanted, business chances, mechanic's wanted, artiolee for sate, or in fact anykind of an advt. in any of the Toronto or oter city papers, may be left at the Tons *Moe. This work will receive prompt attention and. will save people the trouble of remitting for and forwarding advertisements. Lowes rates will be quoted on apppsioation. Leave sendyonr next work of this kind to the TIiiLFti OPFLOE. Wtntifhat.s 60 YEARS' • EXPERIENCE ATEI1TS TR11ne COPYRIGHT* to�IT� tslOaNn- PAYS wuremAM, ONTARIO, Tisane or Sonscei serox,-iii.0O per annum in advance 11.50 if not so paid, No paper citation - tinned till all arrears are paid, except at the option of the publisher, ADVERTISING RATIO.. Legal and other oaenatadverttsements 10o per Nonparlelline for first insertion, So per line for each subsequent insertion. Advertisements in looal columns are charged 10 ots, per line for first insertion, and 6 Dente per line for eaoh snbeequent insertion. Advertisements of Strayed, Farms for Sale or,to Rent, and similar, 11.00 for Orel three weeks, and 25 cents for •soh subsequent in. sertion, CONTRACT RATse-The following table shows. onrrates for the insertion of advertisements. for speoifled periods: - 81%01. 1 Ys, a mo. s 110, Imo. OneOolumn 170.00 140.00 022.60 78.00 Half Column 40.00 25.00 16.00 0,00 QaarterPolumn,. _.. 20.00 12,50 7.50 800 Ane Inoh 6.00 6.00 2.00 1.00 Advertisements without specific directions will be lneorted t111 forbid` and charged a000rd- ingly. Transient advertleements must be paid for in advance. TSE JOB DEPARTMENT 19 stocked with an extensive assortment of all reonisiteefor print- ing, affording faoilitlea not equalled in the countyfor turning out first class work, Large type and appropriate outs for allstyle9 of Post- ers, Hand B111e, etc., and the latest styles of choice fanoy type for the finer classes of print H. B. BLLIOTT, Proprietor and Publisher DRS. KENNEDY & CALDER Orrte3-Corner Patrick and Centre Sta. PHONES: Offices Rostdsoce, Dr. Kennedy 43 1 Residence, )r. Calder 151 Dr, 1ennedyspeoializos in Surgery. Dr. Calder devotes special attention to Dis eases of the Bye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Byesthoroughly tested. Glasses properly fitted. DR. JAS. L, WILSON, B.A. attention paid to Surgeon, womenp Special children, also Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Eyes thoroughly tested. Glasses properly fitted. (Dr. Macdonald's old stand.) Wingham, Ont. DR. AGNEW, Physician, Burgeon, eta. ugBo.igllsksthoffcDrreNt calls anwered atie DR. ROBT. C. R&DMOND, 31. R.O. S. (Eng) L. E. 0. P. London. PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. Office, With Dr. Chisholm. RVANSTONB' • BABRi8TBB, SOLIOJTOB, BTO Prlvateand Company funds to loan at lowest rate of interest, mortgages, town and farm property bought and sold. Office, Beaver B1ook,,Wlagham J A. MORTON, • BARBISTBB, .iso. Wingham, Ont. H. L. DlorrasoN DEDLIT HoLMBs DICKINSON & NO MES BABBISTBRS, SOLICITORS, 3$o. Moan' TO LOAN. Orrxoi: Meyer Block, Wingham, ARTHUR J. IRWIN, D. D. S„ L. D. S. Dootor of Dental Surgery of the Pennsylvania Dental College and Licentiate of the Royal College of Dental Surgeons of Ontario. OMoe in Macdonald Block. Wingham. Office closed every Wednesday afternoon from May 1st to Oct. 1st, TJ J. PRIOR, B. B. A., L. D. S„ D. D. S. Licentiate of the Royal College of. Dental Surgeons of Ontario, and Graduate of Uai- versitr of Toronto. Office ; Beaver Block. O1aoe closed every Wednesday' afternoon from May 1st to Oot lat. Wingham General Hospital (Under Government inepeotion) Pleasantly situated: Beautifully fur- nished. Open to all regularly licensed physioiane, Razes Fon PATIENTS- (whichinolnde board and nursing), $8,50 to $15.00 per week a000rding to looation of room. For further information, address Hiles Ts. MATTH&WS, Superintendent, Box 228, Wingham Ont. RAILWAY TIME TABLES. Gf BAND TRUNK RAILWAY SYSTEM. V TRAINS LIAvs FOR London is 8.96 a,m_.. 8.80p.m. Toronto 41r3ast 11.08a,m.. 8.45 a.m.... 2.10p.m. Einoardine..1169 a.m2.09 p -m. - 0.15 p.m. ABnive oniolt. Kincardine ..-8,45 a,m_11.00a.m_.. 2.40 p.m. London 11.54 a.m-. 7.86 p.m. Palmerston.. ..,......,11.24 a,in. Toronto * Bast., - 2.08 p.m..., 0. 24p.m, G. L.t.K3Sr, Agent, Wingham. iamm CANADIAN PAOIr10 RAILWAY. TRAINS MUFTI/0R Toronto and Haat 8.88 a,m,,.. 9.83 p,in- Teeetrater,.....,..... 1.20 p.m -atone p,m. Amoive IRON( Teamster.. .,. .. ..896 m 325 p.m.Toronto.andHeel_...1.00'p.m. 1 ase :10.00p.m. J. H. /3111/51114 Agenf,Wlntham. Anyone Medias a &teiob and description may nblopslr�Oo� invetionn Is probably yttp,_C�mmnca. Cone ettloUyooeedentlaL m% on Patents sent free. teld••t agency for secnrn patent'. Patents taken throwh Mann ,Is t:ee.. 150.175 menet nouns omen' in the epee Ah y'ttu.n sedwsekl maw rn :t1 "f"oedrow°lwr toteatteo 1�i. or %ayears patios PelPeW, TO ADVERTIS ; IN THE iM lite W1 TIME:S. STACIE BUSINESS, A Trying First Appearance and a$0 Unrehearsed. Funny Act. Mr. Ly11arding, .a 'popular Eng- lish actor, ado a most trying first, appearance n the stage, Ifo played; the part of a servant, and all he bact. to say was "The duke as arrived", and take off the stage a plate of des- sert which was on the table. But ilthen he gut down to the theatre in the evening he found that the livery he had to wear was made for a man considerably smaller than himself. Still, as there was no other costume, ho had to put it on. When he went on the stage the serviette he carried on his arm fell to the floor,_ and ashe did not like to leave it there he stooped to pick it up. 'Unfortunately his breeches were ee tight that it was impossible for him to stoop low, and ominous cracks reminded flim that the seams of his garments too and per - in his efforts mis- hstrous. it was a case for strategy, and so he stooped, a little first one way and . then the other in the vein attempt . to accomplish his object without dam--" age to his clothing. With each in- effectual effort the audience roared'. with laughter. Standing in the wings' was the low comedian ready to come on, who naturally saw his efforts be- ing discounted by this unrehearsed effect which was having so great a success. "Leave the stage and come off," he whispered. This, however. was the one thing the novice felt be could not do. He persisted in his attempts to take up the serviette, to the, increasing delight of the pub-., lie. At last a happy idea struck him.` He got one foot under the serviette,' kicked it upinto the air and neatly caught it as it fell, a feat which drew' enthusiastic applause, redoubled as' the actor left the stage, As he reach- ed the comedian he was received with a volley of abuse. The novice's sup .of bitterness was full. Presently the manager, however, arrived in ecstasy. "That's one of the . funniest things I've ever seen in my life!" he cried. "Please do that business the rest of - the week ! It's great I" Captain and Parson. "Can you box the compass, cap-, tain?" asked a clergyman, passing up the lakes on one of the C.P.R. boats. "Ever since I was so high," laughed the captain; . "learned it with my . A B C's." "Let's hear you," pleaded the' clergyman. The captain began at the north and. ran around - north, north by east,,. nor' -nor' -east, nor' -east by north, north-east etc.. so quickly that the. clergyman was deeply impressed. He looked admiringly at the captain for: a moment and then said, hopefully: "Captain, can you box the compass backward?" "Sure," said the captain. "Start.. from wherever you like -frontwards or backwards." "Let's hear you," pleaded the clergyman again, as though it were, music. "North, north by west, nor` -nor'- west, nor -west by north, --" the cap- tain ran around the compass again. backwards with the facility he had traveled the other way. "And now," said he, when finished, "you are a minister. Can you recite the Ten Commandments?" "Yes," acknowledged the clergy- man, smiling, "I can." "Well, we'll see who's best up in his profession," declared the captain. "Let's hear yon recite the Ten. Com- mandments backwards." The preacher reniged. - Drum Tap Messages. Writing from German . Africa, s European tourist • says; "We found here in the dense forest, among people who know nothing of modern scientific discoveries, a good and practical wire- less telephone. The natives have for purposes of ceremony, - peaceful and warlike, drums of various dimensions, made of wood, and these, when beat- en, emit sounds of about an octave in range. Aside from the ceremonies, the drums are used also as means of communication, and the manner of striking, the number of strokes, the pauses, etc., make up words and sen- tences which are readily understood for miles around. We had proof of it one day. Our caravan was ready to startwhen our head servant. stop- ped suddenly in his work, listened in- tently and than gave utunistetltabie' signs of pleasure. We learned later that the indistinct sounds conveyed to flim the news that a boy had been born to his 'brother in Ia neighboring village." The Palindrome. A palindrome is a line or phrase that reads the same backward as *- ward. The Latin language IS , 8011. of such linguistic freaks. The - English has but few. Otte, at least, is inimit- able. It represents our first parent politely introducing himself to Elie Ula these words: "Madam, I'm Adam." From the Latin we have, "Roma tilai subito motibus ibit amor" (Rome, love will come to you suddenly, with: violence). Needs No Lightning Rod. A, building 9,000 feet aFove . sea level should be protected by light- ning rods, one thinks, but the matron - tattiest observatory at Mount Etna has not and. does not need such protection. The observatory in near the subunit of the volcano and the sltresrn of Vapor constantly risit ;front the crater acts as a nature conductor, draining the electricity Ott of the clouds, so that lightning is seldom seen there. ., Put His Poot bowrt. ''What we must do," thundered the politieian, walking rapidly clown the street betide hie bored ncqunintanee- "what we Englishmen must do is to put our foot down firmly on titer' for elgn 'tripods." And, to show that be could praetiee as well es prench. et that moment be put bus foot .lel the skin of an imported beau ..a Ira rrit1:21 I •• a 0.1. ti