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The Wingham Times, 1911-01-26, Page 2in tea must be dis- tinctive, pleasing and unvarying to merit continuous use. T b. e flavor of Red Rose Tea is all its own; and it never fails to win and hold ap- proval because it never fails in quality. Try it. R3 NCVER SOLtr IN 8ULK Your Grocer Will Recommend It erioh, Board of Health for 1011 --The ROBY° and Clerk, James McGee re-elected for Wes yearn; Jamas MutcH and Thos. H. Taylor for 2 years and 1 year reapeotive• ly; Dr. Stewart, Belgrave, at. U. O, The Clerk reported that on the vote taken January god last for the purpose of iasniug debentnree to the sant $18,000 tort he hailding of bridges ou river,(loue. 8 and 9 and 10 and 11, there had voted for the by-law 170, against the by,lew 96, a majority for the bylaw of 74 in oonneotion with the above the Clerk was bonneted to oorreepond with Belo erel engineers for the purpose of eeour• ing further information regarding the probable cost of examining sites, pre- paring plans and epeei$oations, ate , on said bridges. Seven 0optes of the Manioipel World were ordered ae formerly for use of the Council, Clerk and Treasurer. By -18w, No. 1, 1911, ratifying the tsp. meat of township officials and By-law, No. 2, 1911, appointing the Council ma road Oonuniesionere for the current year,'. both read and passed. The following accounts were present. ed and ordered to be paid: -The Muni- oipal World, election supplies, $7.20, anbsoription to paper, $5 75; Advanee printing office, balance printing con. • ' traot 1910, advertising, by-law ballots, etc„ $56,65; A. Porterfield, expenses of last munioipal election, $54, salary as ()Jerk, 1910, and postage $120, extra work in oonneotion with Bridge By Law, $5; Dan Ferguson, shovelling gravel in 1910, $2; James McCallum, 27 yds of gravel, $2 70. The Commit then adjourned to meet again on Monday, February 6th next at 10 o'olook a. w. ALEX. PORTERFIELD, Olerk. TO ADVERTISERS Notice of changes must be left at this oihae not later than Saturday noon The oopy for ohangee must be left not later than Monday evening. ()aerial advertisements aooepted up 10 noon Wednesday of each week. ESTABLISHED 1872 THE WINGMAM TIMES. i.T,LGIOTT.Pa$I,ISnaRAND PRaPutaTo THURSDAY, JANUARY 26, 1911 WEST WA W ANOSU. Connell met ae per statute on January 9th; members all present except Ooun. Wilson; the newly elected members subscribed to the necessary deolaration and qualification papers and then took their sesta at the board. Minutes of last meeting were read and approved on motion of Watson and Aitoheson, Moved by Wataon and Aitoheson that the Dungannon News be given the Township printing at $40.-Oarried. Grants were given to Public, Libraries as follows: -$t. Helens, $10; Dungan- non, $5; Manchester, $5. J Oameron was appointed caretaker of hall at $12, on motion of Watson and Murray. The Manioipal World was ordered for the members of the Board, on motion of Murray and Aitoheson. The ofibers were re-elected and by• law drawn up oonffrming the same. Moved by Murray and Watson that John Webster be anditor--Od. Moved by Murray and Aitoheson that Thos. Tay- lor be anditor. Moved by Wm. Bailie that J. A. flia'bugle be auditor. Taylor was elected, Cheques were fanned in payment of sonnets to the amount of about $170. Cautiotl adjourned to meet on Febru. ary 16th at 10 o'clock. W. S. MgOROSTLr , Olerk, BAST WAWANOa31L The first meeting of the Council fo 1911 was held in Belgrave, January 9th; mem bert present befog John Gillespie, Reeve, and Meagre. Samuel Bntohill, Peter W. Scott and d'oeeph Stonehenge, Oounoillore. Having each severally subscribed to the Statutory declarations of gaaiifioation and of offile, the Reeve in the chair, the minutes of iaat meeting in 1910 were read and confirmed. A. Porterfield was again appointed Olerk at s salary of $120 and P. Ander. son. Treasurer, salary $100. Moved by Mr. Bnrohtll, seconded by Mr. Seat, that Wm. Wightman be re- appointed Assessor at a salary of $65, Obi amount, to include, u formerly, paetage, stationery, etc. Carried. Oa motion of Comm Stonehouse and Scott, 3. W. one end John 8, Seat Were appalnted auditors of Taweshtp a000nnts for the year 1910, salary $8 Badly Hurt In Thresher . Bloodpaiebn set in -Great suffering •-- Cure effected by OA. A. W. CHASE'S OINTMENT Mrs. C. 1is,pkins,St. George, Ont., writes --J'Y fool Iike shouting the praises of Dr. Chase's Ointment. While thresbing grain, my sun got badly hurt, Ono of the men who Was pitebing abeaves, missed the sheaf and not the prongs of the fork into rr:y son's leg. IIe did not take much notice'of it and in a Iay or taro it got sere ansa very itch and blaasl. poison an ee 'n y tr,We did did everything for it but it would heal one place and break out at another end kept, on this 'nayfor three Menthe. Tinnily I thought of Dr, Chase's Ointment tend in a Week's time we no - tired a wenderfu1 change. By the use of three loxes lie was completely eared aria the 'wonnde healed up. There lean i«.ot been a sign of a spot on him air,ee,tt Wheys+ver there le itching es irrita- tion of the elan Or It sore that refuse! to heal +on ran apply Dr, Chase's °int• afoot with every entrance that the re. I suits will be prompt and satiefatitory, ` 60 cente a box, At ul1 dealer*, or 142- Man:son, Rater y. Co., Toronto. Weltsi tor free copy, lit elm it Bcelpes, t She Is Young at Fifty. This is said of the woman whose blood is rich and red and whose complexion has the natural healthful glow. Yon can restore the healthful outer of the skin by using Dr, A. W. Chase's Nerve Food, because It actually forme new, red blood. The form is rounded out by Om, healthy flesh, wrinkles dieappear, and the glow of health returns to the cheeks.. CONDITION AS TO CHEESE. Secretary Herne' report showed that 17,883 tons of cheese was made in Wes- tern Ontario in 1909, or 661 tons more than in 1908 The returns for 1910 will not be in lentil June next, but the probe bilines point to a further increase in output for that year. The statement as to output is all the more eatietactory When it is learned that the number of patrons sending milk to cheese factories was only 16,075; or 1,910 less than the year previous. Evidently, since there was a decrease in number of patrons and an increase in output of cheese, the orodactlon per ooar most have very Iargely increased. One hundred Western Ontario factor- ies pasteurized whey and 88 did not, An improvement is also shown in con. dition of the tanks, even where the whey is not pasteurized, the majority of these wing more frequently cleansed than formerly. A few more faoteriee also installed septic) tanks for the dis- posal of factory sewage. A. very satisfactory statement is that only 27 patrons were presented last year for adulteration of milk. Fines were imposed ranging from $10 to $30, THE WORLD' SEVEN BIBLES. The world has seven Bibles. 'They are the Koran, of the It obammedans; the Eddas, of the Soandinavians; the Tripitaka, of the Buddhists; the Five Kings, of the Chinese; the Three Vedas, of the Hindus; the Zandavetta, and the Scriptures, of the Ohtietiane. The Koran is not older than the sev• enth century of aur era. It is a com- pound of gestatione from the Old and. New 1'08Mo:wets, the Talmud and the Gospel of St, Barnabae. The Eddaa of the Scandinavian were published in the eleventh eeotitry, and are the most recent of these seven Eibiee. The Badd- hiete Tripitaka contains tnbiime moralb And pure inupiratio. F. Their Iuthore lived and died in the seventh buttery before dhrilt. The eaored writings of the Oninete are called the Five Kings, "king" meaning web of oloth or the warp that keeps the threads in their planer, They contain the ohoioesk sayings Of the best ages on the ethioo-politioel Battles et lite. These sayings cannot be traced to a period higher than the eleventh eaatury, I3 0. The Three Vedes are the molt ancient barite of the Hindus, end it is the open ion of great rohol*ti that they are alder than the eleventh century, P. C. The Zendsvette of the Persitnr it the grendeet of sell the tooted books nett to the Bible. 7i5toaster, Whole Sayings It colrtiinyr,as horn in the twelfth den tory, yyA. Cl.C 11 11 wend that the coronation of iliteg George, to take piece tent d`dne, mil lee a more brl1114nt tanotion than the dor* oa*tion of Icing ll:dlyard, The fatten. las will extend bents/tint lath to 110411 T'het'a Will be several AOyasi proaewtinne,. a naval retie* at Spithaasd and probab. lj' a milititry-rrer'tbw. 1'xlxf WtN(041TOWS, JA, 1.),ARY 20, Iii1I International Newspaper Bible Study Course. Salient Points In the * 1 on for Suuday, Jana. 29, Given int a Series of (tlitestioxte by Rev. Dr, Linsicett. (RI sistareitnaccordance with the Copyrlght,Aet-1 Jeboth}pbet's God R ado in Judah.. 2 Ohron xvit:l 18. Golden Text -Seek ye Brat the king, dem of G rd, an : his righteoaanese; and all these things shall be added unto,you. Matt vi;33. (1.) Verses 1.4 -What advantage was it to. J . hosbaphat Sn being the San of a good father and the snooessor of a good king? (2 ( Doee a good pre decessor, in any position lessen or incense the responei- bilities of his anaoosecr? Why (3.) What . did Jehoshaphat do 14 protect his kingdom and bow did it show wiedem? (4.) What ch In'd we do to protect ourselves from dor spiritnzl enemies? (6.) What ting or lit go reigned in Israel while Juhoshaph:t reigned in Judah? (6) Why was God so good to Jehos- haphat? (7) If a man is true, all round, to God, does that alone guarantee hie SOCoees? (8) Vases 6 6-WHIoa Grins us THE GREATER INrLUENOE. AND WHY, GREAT Ault,iTY 01t THOROUGH GOODNESS? (This queation must be answered in writing byrmembers of the olab ) (9) What are the qualities in ns which tend most to make people love and be kind to ns? (10 ) I. it possible for everybody to have his heart ' lifted up in the ways of the Lard," and what are its advantagee? (11 ) Will tette and loyalty to, God guarantee us against the seduction of Holies and every other temptation, also against every other real loss? (12 ) Versos 7.8 - Whet is the chief guarantee of the permanent snooess of this country ? S oientiet s ar a de mon eta sting that near - 1y 60 per cent of tor bodily ills tire ens - ed by mental worries end by eteriu. SNF NAD CONSIIMPTJOL • Dr:, Wood's Norway Pine Syrup Cured Her. • Weighed 135 Pounds— How Weighs 172, Ills. Charles McDermott, Bathurst; N.B., writes: --"I thought I would 'write and let you know the benefit I have received through the use of Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup. Three years ago I had consumption. I had three doctors attending me and they were very much alarmed about my condition. I was flw, weak and miserable I could not do zn housework.. While looking through. your B.B.P. almanac I saw that Dr. Wood's Norway Pure Syrup was good for weak lens, so I got a bottle at the drug store,' and after taking ten bottles I was com-' pletely cured. At that time T weighed 135 pounds and now weigh 172, a gam of, 37 pounds in three years. I now keep it in the house all the time and would not be without it for anything, as I owe my life to its" Dr. Wood's Norway rine Syrup eon• tains the lung healing virtues of the Norway pine tree, which, combined with ether absorbent, expectorant and soothing medicines, makes it without a doubt the best remedy for coughs, colds, bronchitis and all throat and lung trouble&. Price 25 cente at all dealers. Beware of imitations. The genuine is manufae.' tared only by theT, Milburn Co.; Lewited; Toronto, Ont. (18) What are the three public in, stiratious upon which we - moat depend for our true prosperity? (14) What analogy ie their between the methods of Jelmehaphat and that of oar public sohoois, and adult Bible Oiaeses? (16) Verse 9 -In view of tee moral geaudeur of the liable what oau you say for, or against, the State making its teaching compulsory in the pnblio eohaols? (16.) Why ought not all adults' Whether professed Obrietians or not, attend and take part in some adult Bible Olasa? (17.) \Verses 10.11 -Taking the world as it is, which is the stronger influence a great nation like this earl exert among the natione, and against invasion, a powerful navy or loving righteousness? (18) What had been the general re. lationship between the nations here mentioned, and the former Maga of Judah, and what had wrought the great change tor the better? (19) Verses 12 13 - What would have been the difference, in the 8na0e88 of Jehosbaphat, if he had possessed the same ability but WAS not a Gad fearing man? (20,) What is the chief element of greatness in a nation? (21.) Why ehoufd an individual, like a nation, lay up store far the famine? (22) What is the infiuenoe of true Christianity upon business enterprise? (23) May "mighty men of ,war" be• come equally distinguished in the arts of peaoe? Lesson for Sunday, Feb. 5111, 1911. Elijah the Prophet Appears in Israel: I Kings 17. Pretty Thin. The tail -of -the -season reform that swept over Coney Inland might well have considered the welfare of the wret• clad horses which are used for the"dime rlde" business. When the season closes they are auctioned off, and are knocked down to the bidders at next to nothing. Generally they are so skeleton-like that they are prauttoally ueelese. At the end of this season a buyer bought an exoeptionaily attenuated specimen after he had been coaxed to bid on hien by numerous promises maie by the auotloneer, who woand up by saying: "Now, look where, boss, It you buy this hawse an' you ain't pleased with the animi}e, you jut bring him beck and get your money -see?" "Yes," retorts' the buyer, "but this is t le last day of the gate, and the beast is so blamed thio he map die on my bands, Then, supposing I did bring him back, yon probably waulin't be here to reoeive him." "Ola well," blandly replied the enot- ioneer, "if yon do bring him balk and we ain't here, you kin just shove it nn• der the door.',-Lippinoott'a. SKUNK WANTED IN ANY QUANTITY AT BEST MARKET PRICES FARMERS TOWN DIRECTORY, BAPTIST Oumuga Sabbath aervloea at I1 ant and 7 p m. Sunday School at 2:30 p m. General prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. G. Voter alanine, paster. B. Y. P. U, meets Mcaday eveniuge 8 lain. W.D. Pringle, S.S. Superintendent, ildwriiomi srOsunou-Sabbathserviooa at 11 a m and 7 p m. Sunday School at 2:30 p m. Epworth League every Mari, day evening. General prayer meeting on Wednesday* evenings. liev. W. L. Rutledge, D,D., pastor, F, Buchan• an, S.S. Superintendent. PansnxmaanAN Oaune13-Sabbath ser. vices at 11 a en and 7 p m. Sunday School at 2:30 p M. General prayer Meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev. D. Perris, pastor, Dr. A. J. Irwin, S.S. dnperinteudent. ST, PAUL'S O$vnoaa, EPxsaor4en,-Sabo bath services at 11 a m and 7 p m. Sunday Sohool at 2:80pm. Rev, N. II Oroly, B, A,, Rentor ; O. G. Vim - Stone, S. S. Superintendent ; Tiles. E, Robinson, assistant Superintendent, SALvATime ARrrex-Servloe at 7 and 11 a m and 3 and 8 p na on Sunday, and every evening during the week at 8 o'olook at the barreoke. POST Olr'FICE-0Moa hours frons. 8a m to 6;30 p m, Open to box holders from 7 a m. to 9 p as. P. Fisher, postmaster. PUBLIO LIBRARY --Library and free reading room in the 'Town Bali, will be open every afternoon from 2 to 0:30 o'olook, and every evening from 7 to 9:30 o'olook. Mies Mande Plenty librarian. TOWN COUNCIL -- George Spotton, Mayor; D. E. McDonald, Reeve ; D. Bell, William Bone, R. D. Elliott, The,. Hall, Geo. MoSemte, and Simon Mitoheii, Oonnoillore; John F. Groves, Olerk and Treasurer, Board meets first Monday evening in each month at 8 o'clock. HIGH Smoot BOARD.- W. F. Van - Stone (chairman), Wm. Nicholson, John Wilson, 0. P. Smith, W. J. Howson, John A. MoLean, Prank Buchanan, Dudley Holmes, seoretary. A. Clowns, treasurer. Board meets second Monday evening in each month. PUBLIC) Sosoor. BOARD. --O. G. Van - Stone, (ohairman), Alex. Ross, John Galbraith, Wm.Moore, P. Campbell, H. E bard, Dadley Holmes, A, Tipling, Secretary -Treasurer, John F. Groves; Meetings second Tuesday evening in each month. then SCHOOL TEACHERS -..J, 0. Smith, 13. A., Principal and Olassioal Master; H. A. Perot', Soienoe Master; Miss Rios, Teacher of Mathematios; Miss M J. Bsird, B. A., teaoher of English and Moderns; Miss Anderson, fifth teaoher, Puma SCHOOL TatcunRs.--Joseph. Stalker, Prinolpal. Miss Brook, Min Reynolds, Miss Farquharson, Mies Wilson, Mise Cummings, and Miss Taylor.. BOARD os HEALTH -- Geo. Spotton, (chairman), Riohard Anderson, Wm. Peasant, Alex, Porter, John F. Groves, Secretary; Dr. R. 0. Redmond, Medical Health Offloer. Greatest Nurseries Canada's Want a reprelantative for Windham, O.it. and surrounding diseriot. The reliability, healthy oondiitton of our stook a9 well as trueness to name must be appreoiated by the public or they wonid not have helped us to in- crease our business yearly siaoe 1837, the date of oar establishment. Oar firm's nma lends prestige to our representatives. Complete line of Nursery Stook for Spring 1911. Write for full partianlers. • S`l'ON E & WE LLANG TON Foothill Nurseries (850), TORONTO, I pay best in prices for Mink, Ooon, Muskrat, Weasel, Lynx, Bear, eto, I pay all express charges, charge no commission, I hold furs separate on request. Write for nic latest prioe list. J. YAFFE, 72 Colborne Ht.. Torbnte, Ont. IS YOUR !TOME LAIC OR VIISFIhD? 1) SO Tanner's Sate Care is a posttive curt. It fa the Latest and greatest remedy ever pat on the market No platter Where year horse .its lame, Sara Curs Will mate him; astaid. •r Sate Ohre is a punitive cote ter enrb splint, bowed tendons, bog spavin, th noel r, espeed hooka, Meld galls. or any similer trouble, Sure fate Will cure deep seated iadnenese in hip, shoulder, bawls or stifle. Sure Cute will tike the torenees ont of old stiffened rep horses, and will grow a' hew foot getokte than any Othkr remedy, Sur3Care vent sure Mange or E'srsema on an_ . y ptioat%s,n. Sure 0dre will care soratchee in one Application, animal with 11.4oeurber SUSS Oore bee never failed 10 do what %ret recommend All loading borseumant ate using it. Price. $2 60 per eon. Fel sale at J. W. .Mc IBBON'S t3ltthi STOIt0 txr 1 In King Street, Methane, Ont. Special attebtion giveYi to mail order*. 0n-b'e p t tai do. Ernie Crooner and Harry Graham, fleas Agent. far Canada CANADA. and anyone having lave stook or other articles they wish to diepoee of, should adver- tise the same for sale in the Trigs. Our large oiroulation tells and it will beatrangge indeed if ou do not get a oustomer, We can't guarantee you will sell because you may ask more for the article or stock than it is worth. Send your advertisement to the Timis and try this article ff disposing of year Moak and other OUTSIDE ADVERTISING Orders for the insertion of advertisements such ae teachers wanted, .business ehanoos, meohailios wanted, arttoles for sale, or in foot any kind of an advt. in any of the Toronto or other city paper., may be left at the Tittles office. This work will receive prompt attention end will Belie peopple the trouble of remitting for and forwarding adrerti.emento. Lowoot rates *all be quoted on a pitcatioii. Leave oT send -our neat work' of this kind to the 'i'i IES UI'B'ECE. %itfghaana 60 YEAR, • U0ERIENCN ATEv1TS 'Tf*DC MAitrtS DEIGNS Anyone sending M tlretob taYC deecrl$tton,n'ty mventIou aprotpax y o,tt man, sew ie nfan ate teff ccandddnatit Rt{p Oma n Btsn okeelta furan ti Sth n cm„ retinae t'f08I4M Lkf,, }W It oust ., ntbe ei ui me Ca A sly 1SI 1.551 0Ja ma altos• rrr oetteipura d► bi atiVesellet s,x ealetea1D 1872 Tilt WINfIW TIMES, *1* PUHI41011113 aveRy THVRaPAY MORNINO AT The 'tildes Office, Beaver $lush, WiNGi13A>2e O1:TTA$mQ,. `2*RLts or Sn"saaatPTmaM--*1.00 per annum la 848,anoe,10.50 if not 60 paid. No paper dlsoon• tinned till all arrears' are paid, e;oept at the option of the publisher, ADvrlaro8xNa BATAS. -- Legal and other oasnatedvertisennents l00 per Nonparielline for first insertion, 8:o per line for eaohh subgogaent insertion. Advertieomente in loom columns are oharged 10 ate. per line for first insertion, and 6 dents per line for each enbeeQuene insertion, Advertisements . of Strayed, /farina for Bale or to Rent, and similar, $1.00 for fire* three in- sertion. and 25 dents for each subsequent in. CesrRAOT RATiie•--The following table shows oor rates for the insertion of advertteemepts for specified periods;— at. 1 Ya„ 0 Mo. 8 ere. talo• -Cm , _.,.470.00- $40.00 $88.60 18,00 one0018PA HallOolamn..,.,...40,00 26,00 15.00 8.00 QnarterOolurnn.-_.. 20.00 12,50 7.50 800 One Ipoh ..,, .. 5,00 8,00 2.00 1.00 Advertieements without s eolfo direotione will be inserted till forbid and ohargad accord• for fn advance.rTransient advertieemente must be paid Tse Jos DEPAtiTM>UNT is stocked with an extensive assortment of alt requisites for print- ing, affording facilities not equalled is the county/or turning out first class work. Large type and arprepriat(' outs for allstyles of Post - ere, Hand Bine, eto., and the !stoat styles of choice fanoy type for the finer ',lassie of print ing. Proprietor ant Publisher DRS, KENNEDY & CALDER Orritons-Corner Petrick and Centre Bts. Proxas:- Jam. Offices Residence, Dr, Kennedy 143 Residence, Dc. Calder 151 Dr. Kennedy specializes in Surgery. Dr. Calder devotes special attention to Die• eases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Eyes thoroughly tested. Glasses properly fitted, DR. JAS. L. WILSON, B.A. Physician, surgeon, Accoucheur. Special attention paid to diseases of women and children, also Eye, Ear, 'Nose and Throat. Eyes thoronghly tested. Glasses properly fitted. (Dr. Maodonald'a *old stand.) Winghem, Ont. DR. AGNEW, Physician, Surgeon, eto. Office—Macdonald Block, over W,Mo1ibbon's Drug store. Night calls answered at iha office. DR. Rom 0.REDMOND, M. R.O.S. (Eng) L. R. 0. P. London, PHYSICIAN and SURGEON. Office, with Dr. Chisholm, VANSTONB, .8.415 BARB/SM. E101.10/ Ton, RT0 rate of interest. mmortgfunds e, town and lowest property bought and sold. Offioe, Beaver Block, Wingham tr MORTON, BARRISTER, Sao. Wingham, Ont. It L. DICKINSON . DuDLmy Homes DICKINSON & HOMES BARRISTERS, SQLIOITORB, Eto. Mossy To LOAM. Orden : Meyer Blook,Wingham. ARTHUR J. IRWIN, D. D. S., L. D. S. Dental Colleger a sand Licentiatee of the Royal College of Dental Surgeons 01 Ontario. Office ibocloedIeeWenaOe svryWdday afternoon from May 1st to Oct. 1st, • W J. PROM, B. S. A., L. I. s., D. D. S. Licentiate Dental Surgeons Ontao, Royal College of of tint, versity of Toronto. Office : Beaver Block Office closed. every Wednesday afternoon from May 10 to Oat 1st. Willgham General Hospital (Under Government inspeotion) Pleesantly *heated. Beautifully tut - Mailed. Open to alt regularly licensed Ahysioiatlb, RATIN; FOR PATIENTS - (which tnolnde board and nursing), $3.50 to $15.00 per week a000rding to laxation of room, For further information, address Malas Ti. MATTHEWs, Superintendent, Boar 228, Winigheni Ont, RAILWAY TIME TABLES. GRAND TRUNK By' A1LwAetteTalat. TRAINS LSLVY TOR London«.... 0.85 a.m-«.. 8,30p.m. Toronto &East11.03a m.. 0.45a,m..._ 2,40p.m. IDincardtne..11.53 p.m,.. 2.03 p•irt..,. 0.16 p.m. ARRIVs **Olt ifinoardine r. 6.46 ban..11.00 a.m.. _ 2.40.,, p,. .11.54 b.n►... 7.86 p.m. Palmerston ....„ .. 11.24 a.rb, Toronto ,R BGnsb ,if5;II',.►gaotr,, Wlnahamm• OANADIA"17 PAC010 14A1:LWAI.il. TOltas MIA,* Iron Termite anti Resta seas- 8:a a.m.,.. tee pan. Teeewater .,...,.,,..s.« 1.20 pan --.10.17 Poe. `nn x'ys *$oY TeeSttbtdr......«.i«,......8:85a.m.r.. 8.25 Toronto p.m. n b d J. R. BBBMBR, Agien*,Wigahani, pall; A TARCOOLgR FUNERAL Wood Wee Seer°, "hut They MenaS1id to Rig Vp a Coffin,. Ip some of the mining dtstrlcts o South Australia there is a great scare city of wood, Consequently, if you are so foolish as to die there you must not. expect to have a eoten, but moat be content to he wrapped la a sacic before being deposited in Mother Eartli. However, when a certain 'very prom. tont resident of a wining campdied the other people of the settlement -bye the retry, it was called Tareooler,. though coolness was unknown and Terhotter would have been a more suitable name -.determined that he should be buried in style. So tbey set about getting a coffin. They made one of a sort, placed a lid on It and laid it (with the deceased inside) hi an empty tent for the night. Next morning the. lid et the Boffin was missing. It was afterward found that it lied been stolen to wake the taliboard of n butcher's cart. . However, In spite of this trifling loss the funeral was conducted wlttl great solemnity, The coffin was much ad- mired. It had been made out of the boxes in which the dynamite was sent to the mines. Some people might have considered that the obsequies were marred by the fact that the coffin bore in large letters on one side the legend "Deep dry," and ou the other "Stow away from boilers," but that did not trouble the simple minds of the Tar. cool-'uns.-London `tit -Tilts. WORSE THAN WAR. Infernal Regions of the Buddhists and Mohammedans. The infernal regions of Buddhism are horrible. They comprise a great hell and 136 lesser hells. In these hells, according to the sculptures of the Buddhist temples, men are ground. to powder and their dust turned into ants and fleas and spiders. They are pestled in a mortar. The hungry, eat redhot iron balls. The thirsty drink molten iron. Islamism says of the infernal re- gins: "They wbo believe not shall have garments of fire fitted for them. Boiling water shall be poured on their heads and on their skins, and they shall be beaten with maces of Iron." In the Scandinavian mythology, the mythology of Odin and Thor, we are told that "in Nastrond tbere ie a vast and direful structure, with doors that face the north. It is formed entirely of the backs of serpents, 'wattled to- gether like wickerwork. But the ser- petits' heads are turned toward the in- side of the hall, and they continually send forth Hoods of venom, in which wade all those wbo commit murder or forswear themselves." Her First Poem. She was one of those soft eyed maid ens, sweetly innocent, shy and gentle. She was unaccustomed to newspaper offices, but, being ambitious, she man- aged to find enough courage to try winning an editor's sympathy, sym- pathy to be expressed by the accept- ance of her poem. "I have here," she said demurely, "a little verse I've composed. I really don't know what you'll think of It. Ton may not like it at all, but it's my first -that is, the first I've ever writ- ten for a newspaper -and I'd be very pleased indeed If you honestly thought it was good." The editor kept at his work, cow and then scowling, but not at the young woman especially. "It's about a maiden tripping o'er the lea," she continued, "What was the trouble?" asked the man behind the paper. "Couldn't she lift her feet?" --•Philadelphia Times. Slightly Mixed. He wasn't good at conundrums, but when his turn .dame to ask one at a little 'social party he thought he could remember a good one he had heard. It was the old riddle: "Why is a woman like the ivy?" The answer, of course, is the gallant explanation: "Because the more you're ruined the closer she sticks." But he got it mixed and asked: "Why is the Ivy like a women?" None of the ladies present could giro an appropriate reply, so he himself ventured this maladroit solution: "Because the closer It clings the more you're ruined." 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