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`.t'FIE ' WINGUAN 'TIUES, NOVEMBER 17, IylQ
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TRE RAZZLE-DAZZLE,z
Irleart Trouble
[The Khan. I Humor and , 1� ' I
Ohl the ouch, who flung his money in #a•�w�a �3i zitnotrs Weekes;s h
O the Soda fountain stream, �i111090p1 ;,.:.d•�trt+athoring polls,
Ohl the youth. who Iquandered money
on the pink and white ion cream, , T#V�rICAN N. 44VITH, Market
Oh, the youth who pltent hip Money on T'hrouglt one cause or another a large
the seminar's tlioioest plume, u t o et i f the people aro troubietl, mora ,
Oh, He Rets the razzle dazzle when the n l s, with, some torte of heart trouble, •`=_t
winter comes, PERT PARAGRAPHS,.. 1
'' ., rever there u•3 sieldy l:coplo with f sports A
The youth who never In. A ball ONIT knock. You wont hurt the Pill; will be found to be the most effective •.,.- K
Just an Ottilille game in the park D other Yellow, but will get yourselx act, hearts, hv1 m'nhetieart and Nerve r
7 The youth who went joyFiding. through t i t e o e '
the smooth and velvet dark, the reputation 'of being a grouch, Hire• F, Leslie, Craig, 114 Erie Ave.,
The youth who for his boat ,tire is ow - i w /A a (J,tt. writes. -ext is with the 12 to 18 lJo rs Ahead of the
"CREAM,
� ® �, B ing, various Fume, Don't worry lest your demise cauSe. ..3lteit of pleasure I write on stating
$ i' Oh, he gets the razzle dazzle when the+ a deep void, The world will forget tins l Fn's, i have, recNery by wain . Morning
O r � i � � �a � � ��
d � ��-_ ••tt�� winter comes, you Before it stops to do anything else, 4iti lurn'ti heart a�.lii Nerve Pills•
_ l',croI greatly from heart trouble which
® the - For society will smite him find the ; t c:izz!nc,s, weaknoss and smother -
world will get his goat. The farmer knows just how to run I— spells I usetl a great deal of Dr.'s Ever issue of The Toronto Daily Star contains the day',s
Ifdown the street. he wanders in last a grocery store, find the business man ,c.jctno but received no benefit, A yseason's overcoat; looks forward eagerly to the time :(rid advised me to buy a box of your price quotations on the Grain and Live Stock Markets, of
WEEST,/ He feels that he is elated with the rabble when he shall quit business and gath• :113, which I di 1, and beforo I had Toronto, Montreal, Buffalo, Chicago and other important centres.
and the hems, er in shekels from that farm of his ti ,,3heI one box I felt so much better T .,.the very same quotations that the morning papers will print
FLOUR And he gets the razzle dazzle when the dreams• tea itgilly, their e by taking two taxes,
j' winter comes! - 1 highly, recommend thess pills to any next day -i2 to 18 hours later.
(k This ley he tines the tailor big horn be. Today we use a motorboat on the ore suffering from heart and nerve
The Toronto Daily Star market reports are most accurate,,
is gins to toot, river of life where our fathers used a. T, ? y Y
He hangs upon the outer wall the hand Alilbarn a Heart and Nerve Pills are and getting them ever ria you are always able to catch the
some on the suit; raft' Sr) cents Pei' box, or• 3 for 61.25, at all market at its highest point and to sell your products at the
--hard % p -- • c:blers, or mailed direct by '.Che T. Alit• highest prices prevailing.
\ Tha youth who haen t money when the
1I1� stroll tailor beats his drums, T y
% g it Oh, he gate the razzle dazzle when the wind thatshakesdown ItIS
shickory ^ � Y -Toronto, Fit, To be a daily and constant reader of the Toronto Star
Ill '-urn Lo., Limited, -
1 winter a razz nuts. HIS D market reports means money in your pocket -a live paper for
�( ---Sweet as a nut wo - AY OFF. wideawake people, a
it
You want some underclothing to protect
(�( andfrom winter shooks,
Yon want some mitts and mufflers, aome �` 9 i D. Nesbit, in Chicago News ] N j �V
-white as Snow good old-fashioned socks;\� 1 He was,V.ie boss; was the first tocomn s TpR�N�O DAIIIJ L ST�
Don't wonder where they'll come from,
quit twI01ina your thumbs, �i w when the day began -and a made tb g
and \\\ Or you'll get the razzle dazzle when the hum,.
winter comae! fit
�b
He would hustle 'round with impatient This paler and the
°" \��11' ij jerks C,,�u�i(�ing Toronto Dail Star
made at a model = - And instil some life in the lazy clerks, v
i t a 11 , It was fine to hear how he'd soold and offer for one year for ,$'a.ao
Mill The Municipal World in rep y o \\\
recent query on the subject of dog by At the thought that he ought to take a
17� laws they leave' answered as follows: `• day off,
"The council has no authority to pass a �Why,ab,'d doubt the clock when it
bylaw imposing a tax on the doge, The himed at noon,
Y MILLER act passed last session of the Legislature . And he'd swear that the hour had come
C)L D � too soon.
imposed the tax mentioned therein on Go out to oat? Waste that time at lunch?
dogs in every municipality, and it is the Not he! He would sit at the table and oo@06t/tZ99086�r�l�®erlOtltltll�
C
$1.50
a Year
);sell ItIlI D13; Co.
Ltd. duty of the eve hit hitherto
collet it, and by Melton
The Campbell And sputter the crumbs when he took a s B""'ING TOFtortTo �,, laws that have hithetto.been passed byCLU
councils under the authority of anbseot �_ And told the stenographer nbat to ad
ion 3 of section 640 of Consolidated Men The woman who cleans garments write• s
913, and which were in force With gasoline in n room with lighted Year in, year out, he was on the go. •
Ontario and the West Compared. by speculating in sitter laud or town When they repealing se tion was passed ' g He said: "Too busy to rest, youknow•"
A he thinks that Ontario offers tos doesn t tarry with ns ,ono enough RATOE"S
ile �
Mr. W. W. Olimie, a former resident 1008, an
the wide awake farmer quite as good an can, of course, now have no force or 'to wear the renovated things. And the dollars grew to a won sone p
of Listowel, and for many years pro• effoot, sa the provisions ae to taxing w teat still he would wear the earoastio :.
erector of the Banner newspmile
aper in 01180 opportunity for enooesa Be in the farthe
town, but who has been travelling ex- west. He estimates that wild iand in doge have been superseded by those of millionaire e injures kebeing called to the When s someone suggested a time for y-�
the West costs almost as much when the statute." r¢•itness stand, Play L+� 1910
1
teneively through the western provinces broken as land in Ontario, when the _ Or told of the need oY a holiday. l�
for the past two years, writing from value of the buildings is taken into Why is it that a man on a fishing 4'
- • It was yesterday that we met him lest- • ES well rem .�u
Prince Albert, Soak,, gives some advice trip will call good fare that is served We were on the street, he was riding : "
aoconnt, and he does not see much hopE J
to the farmers of Ontario, which may be of profit for the ape in wild lands to him at home would cause him to Past,
Of great value to many who have 0onsid• in the West at present pricey. raise the roof six inches. And we stopped and looked as we turn- � The TIM receive SLbSCriptiQriS at the self: belOW �
ering the advisability of leaving their For the wonad to der was that the pace was 0 for any of the following publications : Z
present homes for the West with its glit- LONDON, ONTARIO Waste not your change on ball slow. �
teringopportnnities. He says that for a� games and you will want not for gir19 But the rig was new and the horses ,, Times and Daily Globe ........................ 4.50
the genuine homesteader it is a sure win Don't Be a Grumbler. �11S1neS5 &Shorthand to accompany you to the soda four- trim- ++
if he pats in hie time red improves his It is always bad taste to find fault with taJn. { It was his day off for they buried him. Times and Daily Mail and Empire ::::: • • • • • • ' 3,10 +
land, but to get free homesteads he will SUBJECTS s
Times and Daily World ..... . • • •
have to go back twenty to fifty masa at the town you live in and lizve to depend Didn't Annoy Her. Times and Toronto Daily News .................. 2
.30
it av and will have 00 on for your bread and butter Thera is Resident and Mail Courses "He proposed to me again last night"'• ' Increase in Crime. 0 Times and Toronto Daily Star .................. 2.30
]coat from a raw • , generally something wrong with the catalogues Free "That makes the third time, doesn't • Times and Daily Advertiser • , • • • • • • • • • • • - • • •' • 2.85
put up with a go6d many disadvantages The anneal report of the Minister of • • • • . .
man who always flnde fault with his J. W. Westervelt, J, W, Westervelt, Jr., C.A., - it?" • " "
and discomforts. He thinks that. town justice shows that prime, like every• • Times and Saturday Saturday Night ::.; : •
surroundings. A clergyman, a real or- Principal. Vice•Principal, "No; the •#purth" 1� 60
1 _ "And yoi 'turne_d him down again, I thing else in Canada, is on the increase, Times and Weekly Globe 1.60
property is very high. In Regina, city dained clergyman, one who is ful y
of 16,000 inhabitan0e, the price of a 60 suppose." though apparently the growth is much Times and Weekly Mail and Empire........ • • • • 1.85 +
foot lot is X1,600, or $36 afoot frontage authorized to marry and to ohrieten, "Cold:" ; slower than in other and better things. 9 Times and Family Herald and Weekly Star..... • 1,60
told about a fellow who was found Tbere were 16,360 charges and 11,449 ♦ Times Farm week, 1 85
for residential property, while the best • l lines and Canadian P ( y) • • • • • • ' • • • • ' ' ' '
for residential
property fe held at
$1,000 a foot. , drunk, and the boys, thinking to have a MATRI MON IAL CATEC,H ISM• he whlllk keep h s up?"
do you suppose convictions for indictable offancep der- • Times and Weekly Witness .......... • • • • • • • � � : 1.80
little fun at his expense, smeared his "He isn't any more idiot than you are seg the year ended September 30, 1909, Times and London Free Press (weekly).... • • • 1.60
In Saskatoon good residential lots sell face and whiskers with Limburger What is marriage? or as much either, for that matter, and • ...
for $20 a foot and bueinses sites up to Marriage is an institution for the he has my permission to keep it up at! . an increase of 110 charges and 116 con• Times and London Advertiser (weekly) .
cheese while he was in the intoxicated „ viotions d> ring the year. Both chargee • Times and Toronto Weekly Sun............... • 1,70
$700 per foot. Prince Albert has a pope state. On waking up he discovered a bland, long as he wants to. ,end convictions have increased during
lateen of 7 000 and good reeidentinl pro • Times and World Wide......... ............... 2.20
party in it sells for $12 to $20 per foot smell, and aniffi^g around, he exclaimed, . why do some people never marry? the year in Prince Edward Island Sas• •
"That's awful! Oh, that's awful I" On Because they do not believe in di- Seasonable. y ' • Times and Farmers' Advocate Times and Northern L..... • • • • • • • • • • • • • 2.35 •I
frontage, ,and business property uP •t0 being interrogated as to the cause of the home artist, hedipp me, is Autumn. g have
decreewanased
and Alberta, white they •
voroe. In colors she dippeth her brush, have decreased in Naw Brunswick, Qne• � We specially recommend our readers to subscribe ,p
X800 per foot, As these values are much evident annoyance, he explained by When a man thinks seriously of mar- And, reckless as daubers of whitewash, 0o tha Farmers' Advocate and Home Magazine. �.
higher than in towns of similar size in riage, what hgtppens? She throws the paint st with a rush. bee, Manitoba end British Colombia; ala + Times and Presbyterian. • • • • • • • • • • ' • • • • • . • • . • • • 2.25 h
saying he felt very much embarrassed The leaves that were Yesterday verdant for Ontario and the Yukon, the figures .. • . . • . • , . . . ...
Ontario it is evident that even ff they He remains Single. • 2.25
t0 discover that the whole world was Grow red as the head of a guy show a debrease in chargee and an in.
Times and Westminster ....
do progress rapidly that advancement rotten. It's much the same with the Should a man marry a girl for bar ., ho hears that the maiden is foolin6
nae already been taken account of in fix' Times and Presbyterian :and Westminster. • ...... 3.2
chronic grumblers, who generally run Molloy? Who said she'dd be his by and by, • crease in oonvi°tione; whereas fn Nova
ink the Present prices. Mr. Climie pays away with the idea that everybody else No; but he ehonld not lot her be an Scotia the chargee are higher and eon• Times and Christian Guardian (Toronto) .. • 2.40
His Enthusiasm. victions lower in 1909 than they were a Times and Canadian Magazine (monthly) .. , .. , ... 2.90 �+,
that it is only the men who are on the is wrong,- Exchange. old maid just because she's rich. "I do love enthusiastic people. g New York ..... 1.95 •i
the year before. The pexcentago of ao• • Times and Sabbath 1Zeadin , 1, 85
spot who oan expect to make anything When a girl refers to a "pad court- I "Do your, Times and month, Toronto)... d•
gnittale for 1909 is lower Ghan the genes- a Outdoor Canada (monthly, 2,15 'i'•
ship," what does she mean? #Wes, don't you?" al average in New Brunswick, Quebec, • Times and Michigan Farmer .......... 2,25 3
She means that the man got away, 'vi'he moat enthusiastic person �,
British Columbia and the • Times and Woman's Home Companion ........
Manitoba,
About j Ie an engagement as' good s8 a mar• know is one I have little use far." �. Times and Country Gentleman ...=c ............. 2,60
e Talks
)-r� 7„S Jf "Why?" .j Yukon, and higher in Prince Edward
Two Minut 1 k A i riage? .z. Times and Delineator...... .................... 2.95
It's better. °;Well, he is a Bill collector." Inland, Nova Scotia, Ontario, Saekatohe � 1 95
- wan and Alberta, Times and Boston Cooking School Magazine.. • • • • 1.55 e'
I In seleoting a husband, why does a Of Course. +. Times and Green's Fruit Grower................
girl prefer a fat man? •' Why do you 90 out on anon s Times and Good Housekeeping ................. 1 70
Because a fat man finds it hard to 4tormy day, my dear?" Children C r Y Times and McCall's bTagazine ................. .
stoop to anything low. 2.30
"Whys' , FOR FLETCHER'S Times and American Illustrated Magazine..... • • • 1,90
When making Papa, how does a young ,.yes •> Times and American Boy Magazine .......... . ..
' man sot? 'Because I can't make the day, bP C A T Q R 1 A
1.90
BEFOG
He should face papa manfully and fair." .p Times and What to Eat s Mhg .......... , .. 2.15
... •
never give him d chance at his back. Times and Business Man's Magazine......... • • 2.15
d•.
"Do you Not at All. � •• Times and Cosmopolitan ......................
When the minister says, ,Women always fool themselves." CARTERS Times and Ladies' Home Journal...... • • • • • • •' 2.75.10
Wood
Dake 2.75
this woman for better or for _ Post........ • • .
for Goal or V V ooU "They do?" Times and Saturday Evening • .. , • • • • . • .. • 2.25
worse?" what does he mean? "yes"
ANv% kA
RAN
The bridegroom's people oonStrne it
,,Well, then is when they don't mind VER + Times and
Hoard's •Dairyman .................. 2.40 •
one way and the bride' 411
a family interpret being fooled." V CfG Times • • , , , , , , , , 2.40
RAINY stove experts designed it another. It is very sad, f PILLS. .i: Times and Munsev''s Magazine 2,50 as
B the Pandora Range. They •r• and Munsen's Magazine ..., .......• • •
When a man stye that he oti�n manage But the Thing In Summer. Times , „, , , , 1.60 fi
introduced a new system of flue "I think it is horrid.." � Times and Vick's Magazine .
his wife° .what does he sheen? •t•........................
construction so that the draft for s means he can make her do guy "`vha07, Times and Home Herald . •. • 2.25 060 4
cooking would also be the draft for "That tan is so unbecoming in au �� Times and Travel Magaz>+e......... • 2.10 44
baking. With the Pandora you can thing she wants to, tumn:' Times and Practical Farmer.. • •
When a child is smart and good, t0 J 8lckgeadachoandrelidvaalltho tronblssincl• Times and Home Journal, Toronto....... • • • • • 1.60 y
have the kettles boiling over every pot whose family is it dee? The contrasts• dent to a bilioso state of the system, such ae 1.75 t
�•
hole at the same time the oven is bak- To its mother's. An auto is a goodly sight Dizz�ess,,Nauam Droweincss Distress
after
Times and Designer • • • ' "' • 280 i
ing pies and roasting beef • A i smoothly it roes gllding• satin , Pmn in the side �c, v
4
Times and Everybody's . • • • • • • • ,
When a child is bad and stupid, to And motoring is gttlte a treat romarkablesuccesehas'becuahotvnincurtng + t
Just think of the time that this Times and Western Home Monthly, Winnipeg .. • . • 1.60 t
whose family is it dee? T•or those who caro for riding• Times and Canadian Pictorial .......... • • • • • • • • • 1.60
perfect system of flue construction But when it turns a somersault, +
Bakin We refuse t0 gnawer. Breaks bones and cats up money
will save for you when you're hurry- Is i0 possible fors married man to be a And musses landscape right and left gcadacbe, yet Carter a ]tittle Liver P111s are H•`
at the ing to get a big. dinner ready: Just l ithoatknowingit? It isn`t quite so tunny. sane,,yvnluablolnConstipatlon,duringnndprc•.
�• venting thlsanrtoyin cpmpialilt wlrrletheyalso ,� The above prices include postage on American pnblfosticrs to any
think how much fuel the Pandora f0° w To see an auto elinib a 1111 correct,lldisorderso Etbesiomaclt,attmu.ntotha
Same u dein the baking Not it his wife is alive.-Plok•Me•Up•
Will Save for you by E Asightis tortli.behtilding. liver andregulutothdbowels. Eveniftheyonly '1• address in Canada. If theTf)xiaist0besent t0 an American abe seas d,
Tito tittle engem i b( along • cured O_ 50 cents for postage, and where American publications are to be sent iol
and coal, ilig at the same time, e in
Find And noes a deal of scetding. American addresses a rednotion will be Mader or magazine sou want is not ink
remember, no other range has this Very Considerate. But when it tries to cilmb .a tree We Could extend this list- If the pap
Achothey i lbo:ilmqstprieelcestothosowhd 6 pr8 gad ma tizinee.
erfeot s stern of flue -construction. e0 e -Do you- see that pretty girl And on the leyavo�s ,' psi st food suffer from thlsdlstresaTigcomplaint; butfdtur• _ the list, call at this OfiieP, Or drop
� 8 0 di R 0wpp p e you price On the
p the Pandora booklet. It
When sasouno . h a er on want. We club w
Send for in the hammock? 11nrOltl-Yes• what The sight is snore batt raising, f oo• suffer r of tills iessrioesnotendhere,andthoss
conveniences designed George -1 gtived her life last tel°eineetrytgmnvi81th4ttlicy lCilll toitbowll- p p When premiums are given with any ofb us, sbOTOame o derirbgrdirect
tells of other convene g o! her? t, Y�
by our brainy stove experts. In just abaitt a minuttt ling to do without thein, Dutafter all etckhead secure such premiums when ordering throng
ettmmer: Ilarold--indeed! At the sen- 7'o tear off forty 1n11es dr more a
Shore? George: Nos on the front is meat and Irfnit had exerelse Efrom publishers.
Patch. I proposed to her and she "'till To pe)%301is seated in it, • pinany
� These low rates moon a coxtaid Bond paving to enbEorfbere, end erebut when a man is rnuc•h Cn haste ostal notes goal
Ceiie'd die if she ►Herded tile, so I` el And hes rnncl:ine trios baticeng 3e thobanoof eo ives that herd is where STRICTLY GASB IN ADVANCE. Send temittanoes by p
1 fused her,-Ctrily Stories. lie envies then the humble chat) weinalieonrgreat boask Ourpillscurcitwhlld office or o1press money order, addressing
-..- -. ♦ 110 tai.,s 1:. out to walking• othera (10 not. ��
ty eAs'd oLittlatak Liver Pills
aro very ,sinal, and V S OFF
Stands for Guaranteed Quality Bogey, A solace for the did anti y"1191 Theyf cattl0ko. O tabla adLy d6 bot gri dot r
MY. ill laff, w"Int i•+ pnrgo, o stbytlyy' r 90ntll Action not grl 120
Stranger .1 5`, y ri comfort for the lazy per e, bet by their gdntld Action ploaso wh1 VINGHAM ONTA100.
Considered a n00d src,t'e t1u the• i ;inl:e;' And toy unspeakable, sublime, neorlhem, ,p 'I t
Undo), Toronto, Afonireal,
Winnipeg 78' i+or pereons plumb ,ecce, crazy. b11rfZp 8>1DIt1R]!1 d0•s'1tLR 209= a1
over, Si, John, N.h . faatnl ton, Calgary dtiddie-lt'ell, sir, gut"1 of str gelid w ,
V°amo , herd tries to do It In as ft•w strahi ux AThoi snail and race tle l horse sharning, ha I,'11 100046660 --
they sari, but it heuc i filly t'tkes a itty But those *110 tovo it most admit ii{{t
ART coiklah Aluorlcwl. 3t tleed:v a lot f3f tainhiu.
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