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WEST • FLOUR 'Chat's a pretty good sign,
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WEST, And I know how it's made. If I'
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Cream of the West' Flour
to be the best on earth, I certainly wouldn't
allow my wife to use it,,
would I? Weil, then.
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OF THE WEST' It trial ix,
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GENIUS AND BUSINESS.
[London News_1
The, e., riled oaeo of Sit Walter Soott
natu,ra'iy "•omro to mind when one reads
how !Hoek Cwain. lost his life's eaviugs
in the '•ollepae of a publishing house in
Which he had invested them• There is
however, a close parallel nearer our own
time, brit one not so well known, Twice
in his nareer Sir Arthur Sullivan, after
building tip a tolerable fortune, was
planed in the same unenviable position
SS Was Iderlt Twain, when, in 1895, his
"rainy nay" balance disappeared in the
failure of a concern in whioh he was
interested And. the famous composer
met financial disaster` with the same
equanimity as did the author.
By tar the greater of:the two financial
disasters which overtook Sullivan hap.
pened in 1882, and the news reached him
under very dramatic circumstances, In
that year "Iolanthe" was produced at
Savoy, and, as usual, its composer con-
ducted the first performance, On the
day fixed for the production the bank.
rnptoy was announced of the firm in
whose keeping Sir Arthur had intrusted
all his securities, and the news of the
orae1 reached the composer just as he
was setting out for the Savoy Theatre.
"In a moment," says Mr. Lawrence; his
biographer, "the result of the work of a
lifetime and of economy had been swept
away. . From the monetary
point of view he had to make a begin-
ing all over again. But, unmoved by
his ill.fortune, he conducted the first
performance of 'Iolanthe' that night,"
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HOW DO YOU JUDGE A DAIRY
COW? ""
BLIT -LIVET SUPPOSE.
I don't believe that Comet will diglnrb
TO i in the leaet;
I think the pun will keep right ou arise
Ing in the east;
I feel that the eighteenth of May will
Pees in palm repose,
But still I wake up in the night and
think, ''Now, just suppose,"
Thepotentiate all tell us we have nut a
cause `for woe;
And when we come to think of it, they
really ought to know,
Oh, pshaw 1 Well, I'm quite certain
that it doesn't worry me,
But still, I wake up in the night and
think, "Now, could it be?"
There seems to be no doubt of its arrival
without fail;
And everyone believes that it has got an
awful tail.
And it's fifteen million miles away, so
far, what could it do?
And, still, I wake up in the night and.
think, "I wish I knew."
Perhaps a comet's not a thing that we
should be afraid of,
But gas, we know, is ohoky stuff; and
that iswhat it's made of,
Well, maybe the eighteenth of May will
leave us all in clover,
But I've got a sneaky notion I'll be'
glad when it is over,
-Mrs. D. W. Barry, Reed City.
A dairy Dow is often judged by the
soal e of points of the breed to whioh she
belongs, Another method is to rate her
according to ber general appearance and
the external indications of milking pow-
ers; appearances are sometimes deceit.
fel. Recently a farmer near Ormstown,
'Que., sold five cows at 825 each, saying
they were no good as dairy cows. The
purchaser found to his great satisfaction
that one gave him 10,000 lb. milk, and
another 13,000 Ib. Sometimes a cow is
vel ued because she is easy to keep, or
she is a dooile family pet. Coming
n eater to the praotical test, a farmer
m ay judge his best cow to be the one
that daily gives a couple of pails full of
milk in June; thongh she may quickly
decrease in flow, the remembrance of
that big yield sticks in her owner's
mind and she is undeservedly ranked
too high. Or she may hale earned a
wide local reputation just for one isolat-
ed test for fat vary likely higher than
normal. On the other hand a oow that
gives only a moderate yield but attends
strictly td business for a reasonably long
milking period will probably prove the
most valuable. ' Again there may be
some general idea of production, but
totals that are only estimated are gen-
erally in exoess of the aotpal yield.
The positive proof of value is cer-
tainty of they cow's ability to produce
milk and:fat economically; the gener.
one minded, unselfish, real dairy cow,
independent of strikes and lookouts,
and returns a handsome margin of pro.
fit above the computed cost of feed. The
one infallible test is a record of the pro-
duction of each oow for the full period
of lactation. Don't average up the
herd, ascertain that each cow is a spe-
cialist.
TWO PERFORMANCES DAILY, RAIN OR SHINE.
Doors Open at 1 _ and 7 P. M.
- �(JNZDIETd OtIt COLOSSAL SCOPE OF' WATERP110014 CANVAS---
MEN WANTED On tents. Good wages and steady work
Sober reliable men to drive team and work
guaranteed. Apply at the grounds on day of show.
171f1LLt MCI .$Z>SXsis .E"l.T
Town..,Park, tWingham
THURSDAYA 26
ADMISSION -Children ,25c,1 Adults; 35c.
NEVER GOES FISHING ON
SUNDAY.
UNCOMMON WANTS.
[Youth's Companion.]
Curiously worded advertisements,
which are funny without the author's
intent, are to be found in almost any
number of any newspaper. The follow-
ing announcements were printed in all
good faith in the advertising columns of
various English newspapers, and as a
whole, they won a prize offered by a
London periodical for the best collection
of such specimens of unoonsoioushnmor:
Annual sale now on. Don't go else-
where to be cheated -Dome in here.
A lady wants to sell her piano, as she
is going away in a strong iron frame.
Wanted -Experienced nurse for bot-
tled baby.
Furnished apartments suitable for
gentlemen with folding doors.
Two sisters want washing.
Wanted -A room by two gentlemen
about thirty feet long and twenty feet
broad.
Wanted, by a respectable girl, her
passage to New York, willing to take
Dare of children and a good sailor,
Respectable widow wants waebing on
Tuesdays.
Mr. Brawn, furrier, begs to announce
that he will make up gowns, capes, etc.,
for ladies out of their own skins.
A boy who can open oysters with ref-
erence.
Bulldog for sale; will .eat anything;
very fond of children.
Wanted -An organist and a boy to
blow the same.
Wanted -A boy to be partly outside
and partly behind the counter.
In a West Philadelphia home a pre-
cocious boy of eight years created con-
sternation by an ill timed remark in
front of the family pastor, who had been
invited to dine, says the Philadelphia
Times.
The balmy Spring Weather turned the
conversation to things out of doors, and
both the rector and his host, being de-
voted to fishing as a pastime, were regal-
ing themselves with "fish" stories.
Johnny couldn't get a word in edge.
wise for the hum of conversation, but
managed after while to squbeze in a
little line of talk whioh got him into
trouble after the minister had gone.
The minister, seeing the boy so inter-
ested, and thinking to snore a point,
said :-
"Yon never go fishing on Sunday, do
You, Johnny?"
"Oh, no, sir," was the reply.
"Will yon tell me why yon don't ge
fishing on Sunday?"
"Because dad won't takelme along,"
answered the boy triumphantly,
That night the boy got a spanking.
MILBURN'S
LAX A -LI VER
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Stimulate the Sluggish Liver.
THE SCHOOLMASTER.
My teacher used to gall me "hub," and.
when he palled he'd take a club, and roll
his sleeves up to hip chin, and ,Dare me
with his fishy grin; he'd show tee.
where I'd have to stand, and tell me to
extend my band. "My son, it grieves
me to the gni*, that I must lam yen
with a stiok," that tiresome teacher
used to say, still grinning in his fiendish
way, ",The walloping may make yea
pore; alas, it bursa your teacher morel
Don't think, my lad, that when I whale
your abort ribs with this pedar rail, that
I am glad to make yon smart; it grieves
and wounde me to the heart. Now,
stand up here, you little dunoe-," IIe
soaked me forty ways at once; he
cracked. me twice across the toes, and
landed time upon my nose, and dotted
me upon the chin as though he'd like to
drive it in, And as he swung hie trusty
pole he gasped the same old rigmarole;
"'It --does not -cause -your teacher-
bliss-tbat he -must -slug your -slats
like -this{" I soon forgot the rain of
blows, the swats he gave me on the
nose; but o'er his dreary platitudes my
spirit broods, and broods, and broods.
And all my life I've ,found it thus; e
fellow will not make much fuss if
Fortune uses him like sin -if she omits
to rub it in, --Walt Mason.
Probably thefbest timekeeper in the
world is the electric olook in the Berlin
observatory, It is enclosed in an air-
tight glass cylinder, and its deviation is
practically nil.
Did you ever wonder how [many
words there are in the English language?
The Bruce ;Times says there are two
hundred and fifty thousand and most of
them were used by a Walkerton lady
who discovered after coming out of
church that her hat was adorned with a
tag on which was written "Reduced to
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Mr. Marooni proposes to Send wire-
less messages across Canada,
The new thirty thousand dollar Oak-
yille High School was formally opened,
Floyd Dresser, a young man of Leam-
ington, shot his wife dead and commit-
ted suicide,
A brass memorial tablet to the late
Lieut. Arthur L. Ross was unveiled at
Palmerston.
The Wellington,Connty Council will
build a new jail and improve the oourt
house at Guelph.
Aroh. McLaughlin was sentenced to
be hanged at Whitby for the murder of
his wife and two children on July 18.
Clean the coated tongue, sweeten the
breath, clear away all waste and poison-
ous material from the system in Nature's
easy manner, and prevent as well as cure
Constipation, Sick Headache, Biliousness,
Heartburn Catarrh of the Stomach, Sous
Stornach, Water Brash, and all troubles
arising from a disordered state of the
Stomach, Liver or Bowels,
Mrs. J. C. Westberg,
' Swan River, Man., writes :
r Suffered $ -" I suffered for years,
for Years.-} more than tongue can
♦ tell, from liver trouble,
t} }-}. I tried seVeral kinds of
medicine, but could got
no relief until 1 got Milburn's Taxa -Liver
Pills,
t havone f r'me.'too highly
fr whathey e doe
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Price cents t ,
all dealers. or mailed direct on receipt of
price by The T. Milburn Co., Limited,
Toronto, Ont.
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CURE
Sick Headache and relieve all the troubles Inca.
dent to a billow state of the system, such as
Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsiness, Distress after
eating, Pain in the Side &c, While their most
remarkable success has been shown in curing
headache, yet Carter's Little Liver Pills are
equally valuable In Constipation, curing and pre-
venting this annoying complaint. whtic they also
correct all disorders of the stomach, stim,,.atcthe
liver and regulate the bowels. Even if they only
cared
Ache they would be almost priceless to those who
suffer from this d stresslligoomplaint; butfortu.
nately their goodness does notond hero,and those
who once try themwill IIndthcse little pills valu-
able in so many ways that they w ill not bo wil-
ling to do without them. Butafter all sick head
is the bane of so many lives that here it* where
we make our great boast, Our pills cure it while
others do not.
Carter's Little Liver Pills are very small and
very easy to take. One or two pills make a dose.
They aro strictly vegetable and do not gripe or
purge, but by their gentle action please all who
ties them.
OAaTE81tEDICINa CO.. NEW YOWL
P� Shall Dose. ball Pric&
THE PITC-IER IN THE GAME OF
LIFE.
[Chicago Record -Herald.]
Yesterday he won his game,
Everybody wildly praised him{
Lovingly they spoke bis name,
On their shoulders proud men raised
him;
Yesterday his curves were great;
Splendid batters fell before him;
All the town stayed up late,
Willing, eager to adore nim.
He is walking from the field,.
Sadly, slowly, unattended;
With his features half concealed,
All his former glory ended,
He is hissed and termed a "mutt."
He has lost the game, confound him;
Yesterday a hero, but
Bricks to -day are falling round him.
Ccmpensation For Poachers.
A giufl t' kr' $'tu, 11 uurthrru "'at:i""
tells an amusing tdory 1,f the Inie:li
thing In ill., ru 11,'1n;,llion lint' \V it'
he was escorting the• g' ti i" t t-'1, i" i;:•
the coverts one day the prrh t•,er,
alarmed to hLtli' n loud era' Supt at 01
shots had •tu•cn tired Running to telt
spot, a tit bosh growth. the i,'"'it"..
found a roan lying gruani:;g ter 1:ic
ground,
"Some of then) ganga 'nee shut the In
the leg" groaned the man.
Examination proved that the sotTeret'
had indeed received a t,it:f shut neI1t
.in his left rill. It wee 0 trivial In
jury, but was handsomely eoinpeneat•
ed for by the gentlemen in the party,.
who presented the victim with quite 7
good sum In gold.
That t:tur.e evening the gamekeeper
tattle itpoil two then in a ,tniet lane en-
gaged ageul iii it hot dislrnte nituat the shar-
ing of some money. Ont' of the teen
libel n t.ht:;gnn, and, tapping it signi;l•
eautly, he said threateningly. "'Alf
shores, or I'il go straight to the p'lice
and split on us both. I'll give the
game away. I'll tell 'on 'ow 1 nut that
pill ill yer leg to knock money out o'
the shooters."
Then the et telteeper diselosed hinl-
sellF, nna the twit 0011 1•;:,; .r.'i e'.a•'•:11; n•
ed. -London Opinion.
Caught Cold
By Working
In Water.
BLOOD DISEASES CURED
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Ii• was surprisc4 it. 'how the
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for twelve years. I had consulted a score
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mineral water resorts, but only got tem-
terary relief. They would help me for a
ime, but after discontinuing the medi-
cines the symptoms would break out
again -running sores blotches, rheum -
alio pains, looseness o� tholiair swellings
' of the glands palms of,the hands scaling,
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A Distressing, Tickling Sensa-
tion In The Throat.
Mr. Albert MaePhee, Chignecto Mines,
writes:-" In Oct., 1908, I caught
cold by working in water, and had a
very bad cough and that distressing,
tickling sensation in my throat so I
could not sleep at night, and my lungs
were so very sore I had to give up work.
Our doctor gave me medicine but it did
me no good so I get a bottle of Dr. Wood's
Norway Pine Syrup and by the time I
had used two bottles I was entirely
cured. I am always recommending it to
my friends,"
Dr. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup com-
bines the potent healing virtues of the
Norway pine tree with other absorbent,
expectorant and soothing medicines of
recognized worth, and is absolutely harm-
less, prompt and safe for :the cure of
Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Croup, Sore
Throat , Pain or Tightness in the Chest,
and all Throat and Lung Troubles.
Beware of imitations of Dr. Wood's
Norway Pine Syrup, Ask for it and
insist on -getting what you ask for. l It is
put up in a yellow wrapper, three pine
trees the trade mark, and the price 25
cents.
Manufactured only by The T. Idilburn
Co., Limited, Toronto, Ont.
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