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Vitt" W INDH AM TIMES, APRIL 28,. 1910
A strong, rich
super-glutened Flour
from hard Western. Wheat
Makes good bread
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
FIA.LF a loaf may be bettor than no
bread, but half a mince pie is as
good' as u fit of sickness from a deo
tor's standpoint.
There isn't may use trying to do
lots of things, end some of uss hate
useful things anyway, so what differ-
ence does it melte?
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l+'OR.. SALE BY KERR & BIRD, %A/0G 1AM. .
' Force of Habit.
"You have read the autobiography of
the great pugilist?"'
"Yes; 1 had that great pleasure."
"Aud how was it?"
"Oh, brilliant, as you might imagine.
There was hardly a page in the entire
book in whlch the English language
did not receive a knockout blow."
Poor Showing.
"How is your boy getting on with
his studies?"
"Oh, not at all."
"Too,bad."
"Yes, it is. Poor boy.
make center rush. and
on the second team."
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he expected to
they .kepi him ,
Experience.
A man perhaps may be as shrewd
And quite as bright as other men
And still, in spite of all of that,
May buy a gold brick now and then.
0 01
Might Draw the
Inference.
"Dict you say Ile
Is pear?"
"I said he is
honest." '
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PERT PARAGRAPHS. .
Those things of which we are most
proud are often the things that make
our friends feel sorry for us.
There are people who not only insist
that ,their dread be buttered on bott
sides. hut ask or jatu also.
A wotniul Who likes the sound of het
own voice sometimes 'finds it hard -
work to tied congenial company.
There are people who are smartei
than they look, and, us a general thing
it roost be confessed that it is well fol
them the! they are.
Honesty Is 1 lie best policy in any in
Stl t'a nee.
If a kneel: Is n boost then shouldn't
,'011 .n} 11101 a boost must be two't
li is ea•.} to imagine we were Kapp!
In the pa -i an:I not impossible to thin'
i!t;n ice alai be beatific In some tluu
to ,vane, but lust now -oh, (Tacky!
Even a 5[)1111 pair of scales can d1
f whole le; ,1t cheating if resolu1el;
;1ti•uc'ci tree, their true weigh.
WANTED. -500 bushels Oats at the
Wingham chopping mill. Rolled oats,
bran, shorts, flour, eto. for sale. Mill
running every day. Also oatmeal and
rolled wheat for sale or exchange for
grain. EZRA MERKLEY.
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WINGI-IAM ONTARIO
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NAME YEARNINGS.
Just a wee ;prig a' heather
Brought thought barite tee me.
How I wish we were toe.,ther,
Many friends across the nett.
Beak tee Bonny Scotland,
The land n' mnnntein an' flood,
The laud o' bravest heroes,
Dyed wi' the martyr's blood.
Oh. Scotia, land of my fathi rs,
How my heart eines for thee.
Oh, for a sight, of the anld hoose,
An' my mither's face to see.
Oh, to wander o'er heather bills,
Tae pa' aowans an' sweet bluebells;
Tae hear the mesio o' the burns,
=='As they wimple down the delle.
An exile far frac home,
My thoughts gang baok tae thee.
Scotia; my beloved land,
May I see thee afore I dee.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills
The Best Type of Farm Ram. •
Fashion and the judgment of our
best breeders decreethat the low
down blocky type ram, he that weighs
"heavier" than we thought, "the little
big sheep," is the one which will be
sought these days of neat, prime joints
of mutton. Look for breadth of loin,
full brisket, deep body, masculine
head and neck, strong legs, strong
full twist, deep flesh, thickness
through the heart and thick level, well
let down flanks, strong constitution
and all these good things clothed in as
fine, long and dense fleece as possible.
If coarseness is on either side let it be
the ewe rather than the ram. What
we are looking for in our lambs' are
"chips of the old block."
The novice when selecting a ram of
the Downs or other hornless breeds of
sheep should be very careful not to
select one with stubs -miniature
horns. Although rams having such de-
fects are almost invariably robust and
masculine it character and in many
other 'ways desirable as flock headers,
still stubs brand them as being of in-
forior breeding. Such animals are
generally unfavorably noticed by show
yard judges, and they should fncevery
instance be diksqualifled.
Hollow backs, slack •: backs or backs
With the "fatal" drop behind the
shoulder are very serious defects in
rams, and care should always.be taken
to avoid animals of this conformation,
as, like so many other deformities,
these are faults that both rams and
ewes almost ° invariably transmit to
their offspring,
Machine Milking.
The milking machine does not seem
eo universally popular as the cream
separator, nor is it so successful in '
every way. The owner of a machine
trust follow the manufacturer's direc-
tions carefully if he desires success.
This Makes it necessary to run the
machine himself or place it in the
hands of most intelligent and sldllfal
help.
Doubtless improvements will yet be
made which will remove some imper-
fections and difficulties. One trouble
Is the difficulty of clean milking and
the necessity of some stripping by
hand. Certain cows do not give down
their milk completely to the machine,
while others do. There is a difference
with individual cows. There is also
a difference In dairymen who use ma.
chines. Some succeed and some do
not, according to individual makeup.
King's for all kinds Choiee Seeds-
Alsike and Lucerne Clover, Tim.
othy, ete.
Must Bear Signature of
See Fac -Simile Wrapper Below.
Very small and on over
to tape as sugar:,
FOR ilEADAC11E.
FOR Di'LZINESS.
FOR BILIOUSNESS.
FOR„TORPID LIVER.
FOR+CONSTIPATION
FOR SALLOW SKIN
FOR THE COMPLEXION
� OILWr7INrd MUMust.NAvc NATUR..
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i1S G Purely Yegetabto •o+,
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
The man who
knows it all is apt
to have just mis-
laid his knowledge
if you ever want
to utilize it,.
Many a woman
proves her love for
her husband by re,
fusing to do any
of the cooking.
People who live
in glass houses
should pull doyen
the blinds or turn.
.p out the gas.
What their work may be like con-
cerns some people quite a little less
than the size of their weekly wage.
Any man is sure of one thing in his
secret soul, and that is that he is the
lad that is both clever and good look-
ing.
It is queer how nice unpleasant
things sometimes appear -when there
is an unbridgable gulf .between them
and ourselves.
aussloolammomimmonl
If we were more careful of where we
step those who follow ns would not
stumble so often.
There are two sides to every question,
but the discovery wasn't made by any
of the parties directly interested.
SUINLGES-Having purchased a large
quantity of British 'Oolnmbia Shingles,
from one` of the best mannfaottnrets ort
the ooaet, previous to the advance in
price, I am prepared to sell at °lege
prices. Patties in need of sbinalee Aonld
do well to call and get qJ Ot t1one.
A man who is in debt is like a oat
climbing a tree -the going up is easy,
bat the getting back to the starting
point is a long and tedious road.
DR. WOOD'S
NORWAY
PINE SYRUP.
The Ancient Theme.
It is
Beautiful snow,
On the level,
If you frons a distance
Can view it.
But, oh,
Lackaday,
How its charms
Fade away
If you
Are obliged
To. wade through it!
It's pretty
Enough in a picture.
A play
Or in a romance,
But not
When necessity makes you
To take
With a snowstorm
.A. chance.
How lovely
To look
At a prairie
As white
As the sheet
On your bed!
How painful
To drag yourself
Through it
And finish
Your journey
Half dead!
For genuine
Beauty in winter,
If I
Had my pick of the lot,
You keep
All the snow
In creation
And give me
A stove
Piping hot.
Fullness and Bloating After Eating?
250. a box,
Little Digesters
Cure or your money back,
At all Druggists or direct from
COLCMAN MEDICINE CO, Toronto
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To January 1st, 1911 For
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Some Practice.
"Where the Chinese have the advan-
tage of us is in the fact that they
have so thoroughly cultivated pa-
tience."
"And we have not?"
"No. We are the most impatient
people in the world."
"Did you ever see an American but-
toning up his wife's back?"
Is Specially Calculated To Cure All Dis-
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kale ♦ troubled with a nes-
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I found great relief and to -day my hack-
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I ant never without Dr. Wood's Norway
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The price of Dr. Wood's Norway Pine
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in a yellow wrapper, three pine trees
the trade mark, so be sure and accept
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Monumental.
"I don't like to fish."
"Don't you?"
"Not a bit."
"Why?"
"1 always catch such big ones."
"1 should think you would like that."
"No; they are so big that if I were
to lie about them nobody would believe
me at all."
Real Head.
"I am looking, for the head of the
house," said the canvasser.
"Here Jane," called the man to his
wife. "11ian wants to see you."
"Me?"
"Yes; he called for the head of the
house."
"Oh, be is looking for the baby."
Everything on Tap.
"Why don't you get out and.do some•
thing for yourself?"
";tie?"
"Yes."
"I haven't any opportunity."
"Oh, pshaw! Call up a department''
store and have them send you out
one."
Wouldn't Stand For It.
"Sir!"
"What?"
"How dare you speak to me in that
manner? Insolent!"
"I am not."
"You are. You act as if I were mar.
tied to you." -
Queered Her.
"I had an awful dream last night."
"What was it, Maud?"
"I dreamed 1 was married."
"What is awful about that?"
"My dreams never Come true."
Human Nature.
We jog along and sometimes make
By sheerest accident a hit.
Thensee
credit modestly for tand ake
it.
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