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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1910-03-24, Page 3THE WINGgAM TI r Bt MAROU 24r 19/0 • AMC 14-41VM48,44-4414414*.. NO. ti Says the Miller: " `Mr. a'id Mrs, Grocer' were down to my place for Sunday dinner awhile back-andwhat do you think 1 We had a wishing contest--tq see who could wish for the most delicious and whole- some eatable. We all closed our eyes and wished. And behold. if wo did :'t all flour of us with for the same thing. Buns and Bread made of 'Cream of the West' Flour we ..&r 'ern -my wife always has 'em ready. because they're in k+reat demand et our !louse," A "Model Mill " product. The Campbell Milling Company, Limited, Toronto. Canada FOR SALE BY KERR & BIRD, WING -HAM. eeeneletemetaat THE HAIR HARVEST. (Lennon D•.11y News ) Ourn':tl hair i« not .n nnitnportant nr- t1ole or atrmmerne, farad the annual bar vest .'t herr to as 'reenter and scarcely less our, that, that of wheat The .ie he 15 utmost ..xotusively a Ger- m:15a product. rind it is oolleoted .by the agents of a Dntoh company. Really golden hair is so highly prized that deal - era produce th« tr stook for the inspection Of favoured onsrnmers only. Most of the dark brown hair comes from Franoe. Blank hair comet; chiefly from Brittauv and the south of France, where it Is an. 'malty olieatr•d by the agents of Paris- ian haititip. The av« rage crop. of Tine black t-'iir ' . some 200 000 pounds. Tho price Traci for each bead of hair ranges from 20 ciente ro $1, according to its weight gild hearty the weight seldom risine nb:ve the pound, or falling; below twelve •tunov The itinerant dealer,, in hutnau hair are a ways provided with an extev8ive assortment of ribbons, lao«•s and cheap jewi ry with which they make their pm - chasm as frt (meetly as with money. The heir thus obtained is transmitted to the wholesale houses,where It is dressed, sorted and sold to the hairworkers in the larger towns at about $2 per pound. Very ohoioa heads, however may be sold for $IC, $20 or even $50, the retail defiler eventually receiving $100 or more fur it. Dealers in Inman hair become aston• iehingly expert and ban asually tell ata s: -' • teatime or at least by smelling whether the perticttlar head of bair originated in Franca), Germany, England, Ireland or Sootland. Humor and Philosophy TRY THE MONEY -BACK CURE FOR INDIGESTION Nine times in ten stomach derange- ments are responsible for sallow oom• plexion, dull eyes and thin body. It is the stomach that supplies nou- rishing blood to the masoles, the nerves, and skin. It the stomach is healthy, plenty of nutritious matter will be ab• e+orbed by the blood. If it is not healthy, the food will ferment, and, undigested, will pass along through the bowels, furnishing so little nutritious matter that the blood becomes impov. wished,. and the glow of heelth van- ishes If yon softer from nervousness, sick headache, belching of gas, sour taste in tee month, heaviness after eating, or any+►, other miserable stomach disturb- ance, you need Mi-o•na, and the econer you get It the quicker you will be healthier and happier. It will relieve auy distressed stomach oondition almost immediately. It will cure if used e000rdinlr to direotions. Walton McK(bhoi sells it for 50 cents a large box, and be thinks enough of it to guarantee it to cure indigestion. .4.4,4444.4=,41114444-.4444,4 A ----+ -- A new house has just been completed at Shtfford, England, and it is said to be the first one built there in fifty years. "TBE. EEL" 2:02? Largest Winner of any pacer on Grand Circuit, 'o3 Make Each Animal Worth 25% Over Its Cost Cn-/'ofaCent a Day Nobody ever head of "stock food" curing the hots or colic, making hens lay in winter, increasing the yield of milk five pounds per cow aday, or restoring run-down animals to plumpness and vigor. When you feed "stock food" to your cow, horse, swine or poultry, you are merely feeding them what you are growing on your own farm. Your animals do need not more feed, bat something to help their bodies get all the good out of the feed you give them so they can get fat, and stay fat all year round; also to prevent disease, cure disease and keep 'them up to the best possible condition. No "stock food" can do all these things. ROYAL PURPLE STOCK SPECIFIC can and docs. It is Not a "Stock Food" But a "Conditioner" ROYAL PURPLE STOCK SP$C1FIC contains no grain, nor farm products. It increases yield of milk from three to five pounds per cow per day before the Specific has been used two weelcs. It makes the milk richer and adds flesh faster than any other preparation known. Young calves fed with ROYAL PURPLE are as large at six weeks old as they would be when fed with ordinal materials at ten weeks. ROYAL PURPLE STOCK SPECIFIC builds up run-down animals and restores them to plumpness almost musically. Cures bots! colic, worms, skin diseases and debility riermanently, Dan McE wan, the horseman, says; 1 have used ROYAL PURPLE STOCK SPECIFIC persistently in the feeding of 'The Eel; 2.02k, largest winner of any pacer on Grand Circuit in 1908, and 'Henry Winters,' 2.09„ brother of Allen Winters,' winner of $36,000 in trotting stakes in 1908. These horses have never been off their feed since 1 commenced using Royal Purple Specific almost a year ago, and I will always have it in my stables." gyal . ur STOCK AND POULTRY SPECIFICS One 50c. package of ROYAL PURPLE STOCK SPECIFIC will last one animal seventy days, which is a little over two-thirds of a cent a day. Most stack foods in fifty centackagges last but fifty days and are given three times a day. ROYAL PURPLE STOCK SPECIFIC is given but once a day, and lasts half again as ,los A 81,50 ail containing four times the amount of the fifty cent package will last 280days. ROYAL PURPLE will increase the value of your stack 256. It is an astonishingly quick fattener, stimulating the appetite and the relish for food, assisting nature to'digest and turn feed into flesh. Asa hog fattener it is a leader. It wilt save many times its cost in veterinary bills. ROYAL PURPLE POULTRY SPECI- FIC is our other Specific for poultry, not for stock. One 50 cent package will last twenty-five hens 70 days, or a pail costing $1.50 wilt last twenty-five hens 280 days, which is four tidies more material for only three times the cost. It makes a "laying 'machine"out of your hens summer and winter prevents fowls losing flesh at moulting time, and cures poultrydiseases. Every package of ROYAL PURPLE STOCK SPECIFIC or POULTRY SPCIFIC is guaranteed, Just use ROYAL PURPLE on one of your animals and any other preparation on another animal in the sante condition: after .comparing results you will sayROYAL PURPLE has them alt beat to death, or else baciccomes your money. FREE -Ask your merchant or write us for our valuable 32 -page bootdet on cattle and poultry diseases, containing also 000long recetnes and full particulars about ROYAL PURPLE STOCK and POUL- TRY SPECIFICS. If you cannot get Royal Purple Specifics from merchants or agents, we will supply you direct, express prepaid. on receipt of $1.50 a pail for either Poultry or Stock Specifics. Make money acting as bur agent in your district. Write for terns. For sale by all Up-to.date merchants. W. A«Jenking IYffgi Co,, London, Can. Royal Purple Stook a Poultry oySecnoolies are kept in stook byJ o Uohilfree Have you renewed your subscription to the Tunes? PERT PARAGRAPHS. IT tsndt always a woman who gets the things she 1s going to do and those she is not going to do so badly mixed that she can't tell them apart. :lluuey may not buy everything, but who would want everything "Anyway?. Some people are always right. but they aren't the most desirable people ro five with, either. There are people who give such an lrupIPssion of being made at home that it Is positively excruciating. If we had to live up to everything we say the lougevity of the race would be greatly tucreased. A good cook is any old kind that you can nail down in the kitchen in these days. There are pqeople so stupid that even if Mother Ntiture had endowed them with a fair share of common sense they doubtless would be too awkward to use it. Occasionally we see a man who Is so consistently silent that we can't dodge the conclusion that he draws a salary ilor it. • Forethought. If we were wise And planned our way With purpose clear From day to day And in a path Thought out 'would go We might have some Results to show. It we would steer Our tiny boat. Nor let 1t with The current float, Nor have it zigzag Here and there, We might attain A haven hair. If we could scheme And get away With some results From day to day We wouldn't be, As 1 have said, So like a chick Without a head. We would not bo, With some' bright plan, Just where we were When we began. No; we'd improve Our humble lot If we were wise. Which we are not. To Make the Decision. 'She doesn't know which of' the two Inen to marry" -That should be very easily decid• ed." "Should it?" "Certatuly." "flow?„ "Look' in Bradetreet's" Sad. "It is terrible," ".What is?" -Ells wife has to take in scrubbing W support b11o," "Does she?" "V es." "It certainly is. 1 presume he hgs had to resign from his club, for no man can belong on such a beggarly pittance at that." In Agony whit piles. Mr. G. W. Cornell, with the Shaw Milling Co.,- St, Catharines, Ont., writes; '"For six year: i was a victim Of itohingend protruding. piles .and was in dreadful agony day, and night. - Doo• tors were unable to help me. and I was about a* miserable u any oreature could be, My druggists advised me to try, Dr. Ohatse'e Ointment, which I did rind obtained relief from the first box and complete Cure with the second, `1'hii ointment would be oheap at fifty dollar* a bolt, in view of wilat it did for me," A SECOND MEETING",. The Earl of Stanhope and the Trust- ing Highwayman. One eight when the Earl of StuitleePP Wee Walling alum: le the Nentish lanes a .man jumped out of tht' hedge, leveled ti pistol and demandedhis purse, "My good Man, 1 have no [Honey with me," said Lord Stanhope in his remarkably slow tones, The robber laid bands on lila watch. * ' "No," Lord Stanhope went on; "that watch you must not have. It was Me'. en to are by one I love. It is worth 1 Iyou l truste I• 1 o. :� 00. i' will ml , will g back to Chevening and bring a £100 note and place it in the bellow of that tree I cannot lose my watch." The man did trust flim. The earl dict bring the note, Years after Lord Stan- hope 'was at a city dinner, and nest to him sat a London alderman of great wealth, a man widely respected. 110 and the earl talked of many things and found each other mutually enter- taining. Next day Lord Stanhope received a letter, out of which dropped a £100 note. "It was your lordship's kind loan of this sum," said the letter, "that started me in life and enabled me to have the honor of sitting next to your lordship at dinner." A. strange story, but the Stanhopes are a strange race, and things happen' to them that never did or could occur to other people. -London Spectator, A TURKISH LEGEND. The Reel Rose Sprang From a Drop of Mohammed's Blood. "A truly 'religious Turk looks upon the rose with great reverence," said a florist. "The rose is beyond ques- tion the prettiest flower that blooms, and it was so considered by the Turks many years before the conquest of Granada. There is a religious legend generally believed in throughout Tur- key that the red rose, prang from a drop of the great prophet Mohammed's blood. Everything beautiful in nature is ascribed to him. The Turks, there- fore, have great reverence for the flower and allow it to bloom and die untouciied, except on state occasions and for the purpose of making rose- water. "After the conquest by the Turks they would not worship in any church until the walls were cleansed and tvashed with rosewuter and thus puri- fied by the blood of the prophet. It is used on the body for the same pur- pose. A Turk whose conscience is stung by some act or deed he has cora-., milted will caress and pay reverence to the rose to appease the wrath of the prophet and Allah, "With these ideas inculcated in him from youth it would shock him severe- ly to see the pretty flower strewn iu the path of a bridal couple, thrown ou the public stage or banked up in hun- dreds at a swell reception or party to be crushed and spoiled in an evening." Notes on Speed. Tile rnacinitini speed acquired by the- average heaverage person in swimming comfort- ably is thirty-nine inches a second, while oarsmen in an eight oared boat acquire a speed of 107 inches iu a sec- ond. Skaters average from nine to ten yards a second. The horse can gallop six miles in an hour for a con- siderable length of time. The swift- est dog in the world, the borzoi, or Russian wolfhound, bas made record runs at the rate of seventy-five feet in a second, while the gazelle has shown measured speed of more than eighty feet a second, which would give it a speed of 4,800 feet in a minute if it could keep it up. The. whale struck by a harpoon has been known to dive at the rate of 300 yards a minute. A species of falcon known as the wan- dering falcon flies from north Africa to northern Germany in one unbroken flight, making; the distance in eleven hours. Rules of Sleep, Those who thinly most, who do most brain wort;, require most sleep, and time ".saved" front necessary sleep is infallibly destructive to mind,' body and estate. Give yourself, your chil- dren, your servants -give alt that are under you -the fullest amount of sleep the will tale by compelling them to go to bed at some regular early hour and to rise iu the morning the moment they awake, and within a fortnight na- ture, wlth almost the regularity of the rising sun, will unloose the bonds of sleep the mouleut enough repose has been secured for the wants of the sys- tem. That is the only safe and suffi- cient rule, and, as to the question bow much sleep Huy one requires, each must be a rule' for himself. Greet na- ture will never fall to write it out to the observer under the regulations just given, --London Globe. Bunched His Blunders. ".lohn," said Ml's. Billus after the caller had gone away, "I wish you wouldn't bunch your bluntlers so." "What do you mean, Maria?" asked Mr. Billus. "1 didn't mind your telling her that you were ten years older than 1, but you followed it up a minute later by letting it slip out that you were flftt ttvo." Liston,, "Well, Itenry, how do you like your uetghbors??'r "Not at all; they're so quiet that deren't move or Mamma can't hear what they're saying" A Question of Time. "Etow much does it coat to get mar- ried?" asked the eager youth. "That depends entft"ely oti how long yeti live," replied the sad looking man. 1'4116 lelphla Record. 10 Humor and Philosophy err VWiCi it 4f. 4'MI771 MYSTERIOUS STRANGER. VUO was de guy v y When my money was shy Come an' said, "Jack," With a slap on the baek, "Ilene is a ten Tin you see me again," Slipping it through Withouto d -do n how ? Nobodyl Who was the queen Of the age of sixteen, Pretty and shy, Hays, "By and by You'll be my fad, Such a itne lad, King of my heart, Never to part?" Nobody! Who vydmthe cook Who said; "Sir, you look Hungry indeed, Come,have a feed, Everything free, Fill up on me. Doeat enough" - Who was that bluff? Nobody! Who was the boss Coming across One of these days - There with a raise,. Ample and plain. Big as a train, Begging me, "Say, Won't you please stay?" Nobody! Suited to Him. "Do you think Boggs is a "bright man?" ",`Yell. to tell the truth, I think he Might to trove to Arizona." "What has that got to do with it?" "Well, it never rains there." "Suppose it doesn't?" "It wouldn't matter whetherheknew enough to home in out of the wet or vet." Strong on History. "These low bumps that you see in the rear of the barn were thrown up by the mound builders," explained the proprietor of the place. "Very interesting," said the visitor. "We are quite proud of thane." -Did 1 understand you to say they were built by your ancestors?" • Not Always. "Black eyes are a sign of a quick temper." -Are they?" "Yes." "The same belonging to the owner ''of the black eyes?" ' "Not necessarily." Of No Use. "She claims she can hypnotize peo- ple." "I don't believe it." "Why not?" "She isn't married." A Dampener. - "Young men today don't seem anx- ious to marry." "I wonder why." "Maybe they have been around pric- ing millinery." The Usual Way. "They always get into an argument." "Over what?" "Anything or nothing." "And, how do they come out?" "Fall out." Getting Revenge. "She always takes her husband along when she goes shopping" "Getting even for the times when men made women beasts of burden." Easily Proved. They say it is more pleasing To give than 'tis to get, But it is more expensive, On that It's safe to bet. 1p St re Problematic. "She says she looks very young." "I:leavens!" "What do you mean?" -Wonder what her idea is Of how age looks." I PERT PARAGPAPHS. It is so easy to bring oneself to be- lieve that what would be raulc flattery 'tt any other ease was no more than one's clue in Hue's (Wn. The real education of an individual begins when tris parents or guardian concludes that It is finished and lea've's him to his own resources. We hate to be interfered with when we are engaged in our time honored Privilege of playing the foot, It takes more to support the vanity of some people then it does to support their self respect, Explaining a joke to a stupid person is as pleasant us paying, last year's laundry hill. Ileltig able to earn a good salary doesn't profit it Man mtiCh unless he is also able, to connect atf 'with a roan able to pay tllm sable. When in dokibt don't &I it, • HER ONE QUESTiON. The Wyman In the Cass as itl{ugly Had the. last Word. When 'Mr. denicins went to his bed. room .tit half past 1 it was wits the determination of going to bleep and with another determination that he would not be interviewed by Mrs. ./ere bins. So as soon as be had entered tate door and deposited bis lamp upon the dressing table be commenced to tladress and to make his speech: "I locked the front door, I put the chain on, 7 pulled the key out a little bit. The flog is inside. I 'put the kit- ten out, I. emptied the drip pilar of the refrigerator. The cook took the silver to bed with tier•. I put a cane under the knob of the back hail door. 1 put the fastenings over the bath• t'Oom windows. '1'he parlor fire hus coal on. I put the cake box back 10 the closet. 1 till mut drink all the hulk, it Is sot going to rain. Nobody ;;ave me any message for you. t matted your letter as soon as 1 got downtown, Your mother old not call itt the otlice. Nobody died that we are Interested In. Did not bear of it un:rrint;e of engage- ment. 1 was very bniy ;it the otiice making out bills. 1 have burg lay • lotbes over chair backs, 1 tv:tnt a ';,'w egg for bleu Cant. 1 taiuk that Cal. anti 1 ts'iil iiuw 1l:11 out the r J'i i li s telt that lie had beleed all lu'lai+'y. att.1 ;i triumphant il•.' tv •:s uuu his foot' as 11; took 'r:l.1 of t1; ;:.tx 'heel f:r the be,l when. be tt•;t.: earth tutintel its the quer;' fro.n `.!r .101, "\i'It;: dau't you rake otr gout rt :• -..tl .'t;l,. for Sick H h^a d relieve it eEbler lAQI dent to aabtlto' ,tate of all cyeteut, each ea Dizziness, 1111414311, lirowsinesa, Demote after Wing. Pain in the Side '.tc. white their most sewtukable succuss 1t"•s'been photva fa curing SICK Headache, yot Carter's Little Liver Pills are equally valuabloln Cenatipauen,curing endive, venting this annoytn"com:lait:t, whoa theyalso correctiledisordersoffthe lama '.h,atimu,atethe liver and regulate the bowels. liven if they only cured Ei > Ache they would be almeqa5tprleeknstotbosewho suffer from this d]stressttigcomplaint; butforta. Pately their goodnessdocs :meed tiero,ned those who once try them will flndtr,cco I1 the pills valu- able in so many ]rave that they i• 111 not be ling to do withonttltem, But after all sick lead CHE is the bane of so ninny lives that hero Is where we stake our great boast. Oar pills cute it w•141e others do not. Carter's Little Livor Pills are very small and very cagy to take. Oneer twoplllemake a dose, They are strictly vegetable and do not gripe or purge but by their gentle actieu pleusoall who UBe teal. C68Taa intinaWZ Ca.,135W TQ L 12111111 lmal Dom hall Irk A dollar bill exemint•d in Washington at the request of Representative Wiley, in support of his bill to improve clean enrrency, was found to cel,tnhn .92 000- 000 perms of different varieties Among the diseases found to be ofroulated thro- ugh this money were smallpox, scarlet - fever, typhoid, tuberculosis, and diph• therm. 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