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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Times, 1910-01-13, Page 33. ,u* "atieletealTWIllaWalliFe -7=ifeatataarear a a ..seXa No.i Says the Miller: geent,grandlather was the first miller an our family. People called 11302 iour Wizeird • because his flour wes so strong -the Bente stuck through the generations. Belton now call me ' Flour Wizard' after they have used 'cream of the West' Flour its. 30 333012g* • eaal But 'stuff and nonsense' *ay l -there's no 'Wizard' about it -just 'Model Mill reethode." The Campbell Mating Compana, Limited Toronto ' , aaa a.,,a; • • FOR SALE BY KERR & BIRD. WINGHAM. • all . SOME 1910 SUGGESTIONS. Resolved to be courageous rather than kind. Many friends will reveal your kindness, and it may be that numerous enemies will prove your courage. Resolved not to gossip. The best defence against gossip is to fill your mind with higher and better things, to keep your brain and your hands busy with useful and ennobling work. Resolved to be sympathetic,. Sym- pathy is often better than comfort. The beat sympathy is often votheless-the pressure of a hand, the tear -brimming look that says, "1 oannot speak, but I have heard." Resolved not to be envious. The envious man is in pain on all omissions whioh ought to give him pleasure. The relish of his life is averted; and the objects which administer the highest satisfaction to those who are exempt from this passion give the quickest pangs to persons who are subject to it. All the perfeciions of their fellow - creatures are odious. Youth, beauty, valor and wisdom are provocations of their displeasure. What a wretched state is this -to be offended with excel- lence and to hate a man because we approve him! Resolved to be honest of purpose. .A man's greatness lies not in wealth and station, as the vulgar believe, nor in Ilia intellectual capacity, whioh is often associated with the meanest moral char- acter, the most object sarvility to those in high placate and arrogance to the poor and lowly; but a man's true great- 3letei lies in the consciousness of an hon. est purpose in lire, founded on a jest estimate of himself and his surround- ings, on frequent self-examinations and a steady obedience to the rules whioh he knows to be right, without troubling himself what others may think tar say or whether they do or do not that whioh he thinks and says and does • The Pranks of a Pig, Great 'amusement, and not a little consternation was caused in the Llan- gollen district of Wales by the perform- ances of a sow sold at the recent Christ- mas Fair. It was one of the largest ani- mals ever seen in the town, being fully as high as an ordinary calf. After the sale the sow was placed in a cart, and the purchaser set off for his home five miles distant. When at Glyndfrdwy he Given Up To Die No. foo George St., Sorel, Quebec. -"I suffered from womb disease for seven years, with dreadful pains over the front of the body, over the back and down the legs. I had indigestion andahronic constipation and the constipation was so bad that I went sometimes for ten to -fifteen days without any action of the bowels. I was ill in bed for one whole year. At one time I was so low that everyone thought I was going to die, and the last Rites of the Church were administered to me. I was treated by six different doctors without any benefit. Fla:: a a‘• aaaaaaaaaaaaana iaa' • aaa, eaa e, • : MADAME 40SCPB Data= Then t got a sample of "Fruit -a -fives," but I had no faith in them at all, and I would not'have taken them only my husband begged so hard for me to try them. As soon es 1 began to take "Pruit-a-tives" grew better, the bloating was relieved, the sleeplessness was cured, tny stomach acted, and the bowels were moved, but above all the fearful womb pains were made easier. I have taken eighteen bores in all Mid 1 am now perfectly well agaisi." (Signed) MAnAleut JOSEPH pritzivrE, beac-6 for $240 -or trial box 250. -at deaters ar froth Pruitersetive3 /qiniited, Ottawa. 3. halted to do business t$t the railway eta- tion, tethering his horse outside. When he returned he found the rope whioh bound the sow gnawed through and the animal flown. For several days the animal terrorized the locality. It held up pedestrians in country lanes, rushed wildly through village streets, and made we ird appearanoee in graveyards. Tired out at last the flighty pig was found slumbering peacefully in its old sty at Garth, ten miles from where it broke loose. Two Kinds of People. There are only two kinds of people in the world -the people who live in the shadow and gloom and those who live on the sunny side of the street. These shadowed ones are sometimes called ,pessimists; sometimes, people of melan- choly temperament; sometimes they are called disagreeable people; but, wherever they go, their ,ohmstoteristio is this -their shadow always travels on before them. These people never bear their own burden, but expose all their wounds to others. They are all so busy looking down for pitfalls and sharp stones and thorns on which to step that they do not even know that there are stars in the sky. These folks live on the wrong side of the street. And yet it is only twenty feet aoross to the other sidewalk, where sunshine always lies. -Newell Dwight Hillis. . What Yeomen Were. Yeomen were formerly considered to be by their title on a level with es- quires, and they were called yeomen because, in addition to the weapons proper for close engagements, they fought in the wars with arrows and a bow which was made of yew; hence the word. After thea conquest the name of yeoman, in reference to the original office in war, was changed to that of -archer. The term, however, was continued with additions -the yeo- man of the crown, of the cliatiaber, yeoman usher, etc. -and we find that considerable grants were bestowed on some of them. In the legal view a yeoman is defined to be one that has tee land of the value of 40 shillings a year and is thereby qualified to• serve on juries, to vote for knights of the shire and to do any other act which the maw may require. The yeomen al- ways took a leading part in whatever concerned the regulations or interests ot the kingdom, and their renown as warriors is fully established by their numerous heroic acInevencents.-Lon- don Globe. Insects and Flowers. Experiments on showy` flowers like the poppy tend to show that insects are not always attracted to flowers by the brightly colored petals, but rather by the perception -doubtless by means of smell -that there is honey or pollen. In these experiments the unopened Hower bud is inclosed in a gauze net so as to protect it from insects, and when it eipands the petals are care- fully removed without touching the re- maining parts with the fingers (for bees avoid a flower if tbe smell of hu- man fingers is left on it), and the petal - less flowers receive practically as many insect visits as Untouched flow- ers do. Hee Complexion. e once knew a woman who quar- reled with her complexion. At one time she touched it up so much that it beennie touchy. At another time it was beyond the pale. Occasionally it broke out and became very tiery. But, however much she quarreled with it, she was always ready to make it up, A Merger. Regular Customer -There Used to be two or three little bald spots on the crown Of my hedd, away back. Are they there yet'? Garber -No, sir; It ain't so bad .as all that Where those spots used to be, sir, there's only one now. A Hoed One. "When," he demanded, "Will you PO 'his bill?" Sinning, we Waved him toward our eolettere. "You inuet nek." tve said, "the nee- zio edi ter."-Exe no. Nothing Omit Was weer itehleVed VelthoUt eatlilleitteMe-Rtner$011. ea. TUE WINkaratti TIMES, JANT.I.Altr 13 1910 100 . te 114 - • 'e sal CREAKOWEST IMPLOIVIACY. A Vague Threat That Meant Nothing, but Brought Quick Results. The late Lunl Salisbury some years ago sent a foreign Anse emissary to make some (Jemmies of a South Amer- ican republia Before setting out on liis mioluu We emissary, to whom his lordship had explained the exact na- ture of the demailds, desired to be in- formed as to the course to take if, after he had said everything, there was a refusal. "Oh," answered Lord Salisbury, "this ie not a matter in which we have the least thought of fightiug! if the pres- ident refuses, why, you will simply have to come home again." The emissary went and bad bis say to the president ot the republic, who lankly refused to give in, and the. diplomat retired to think things over. A f ne wbours later he wrote to the pres- d et: "1 regret that your excellency does not see your way to recognize the just- ness of the claims which I have had the honor to present. I have now to say, on behalf of her Britannic majes- ty's government, that unless your ex- cellency yields on all points which I have named it will be my painful duty to act on the second half of my in- structions:1 Under this vague and significant threat the president yielded at once. - London Telegraph. HAUNTED. ALASKAN ISLAND. Ghosts of Russian Exiles Who Died of Starvation or Torture. To the south and west of Kodiak, distant about 100 miles and forming one of the Semidi group, is' the island of Chirikof, the haunted island of Alaska. Enshrouded for a great portion of the time with almost impenetrable fog, this lonely isle is an object of terror to the natives, who claim it is haunted by the ghosts of Russian exiles. The natives will not go near the is- land, saying It means certain death to invade the canny confines, and there, are few men in the far north who have the temerity to test the truth of the many and weird tales told of this for- bidding and barren island. Shipmasters and sailors passing the place assert that the agonizing cries of Russian exiles sent there to starve or die by torture are sometimes heard on quiet nights, while the clink of chains and the sound of blows are tes- tified to in an affidavit by a white man who once attempted to remain there for a 'week and who nearly lost his reason. -Tanana Tribune. The Noise Habit. A personal experience first showed the writer the possibility of a state of affairs where the habit of noise could become as fixed as the habit of a drug. Waking one night in the• quiet of a country house far from other habita- tions, I suddenly beard the starting of the hot air engine Which pumped -tbe water -chug, chug, chug, chug. I lay listening to its monotonous vibrations and wondering at the unusual hour for pumping; until I fell asleep. The next night the sound was repeated. On mentioning the matter to my host he confessed that he could not sleep in the quiet of the country; that the sud- den change from the roar of a great -city to the silence of the woods was so great as to cause him real suffering. As his only way to rest he would,leave the house in the middle of the night, start up the pump and, lying down in a nearby hammock, find sleep brought him by the lullaby ot the hot air en- gine. That man recognized that he had the noise habit and finally conquered it-Efollis Godfrey in Atlantic, Oddly Named. A Mr, Hudson, who had made a large fortune as 0 deetist, had built a Very expensive country house near Dublin, but of such an extraordinary eonitruction as to bid defiance tO the criticism of the architect. One day after dinner at Curran's this singular mansion became a subject of Merriment for his guests. The question, for their satirical inquiry was, "What Was its order of architecture'?" One said it certainly was Greelan, another contended it was Saxon and a third that It was oriental, when their host thin interposed: "Bzcuse me, gentlemen, you are all wrong, It Is Tusk -un. Pratt the ir- regularities of the mansion and hienfl its prOprietor being a dentist the Irish call it Snaggletooth Hall:" -London An- swers. FOOTBALL TANGLES. Queer Situations That HAW!Ostlai0P4id OP the gridiron. In the fall ot 1809 Young, the Cot., aeil quarterback, received a bad bump the head during the first halt of vae of the early games and VOW so dazed, that he gave the signal for the same play eight times in succession. 'Vbe rivet elevea, unable to coroprai hend such generalship, or, rather, lack of it, became just as bewildered as' We injured qUerterbacie and in the ef- rort to understand the unintelligible let the ()omen backs through for a telliek toucbdowe. Tile calling out of numbers while the 0111)0Stog quarterback is trying to give bis team the signal for the next play has resulted in numerous tangles. In one of the Army and Navy contests the quarterback of the latter eleven be- vaine tie confused in one instance when the Army players were shouting out .varlous numbers while he was trYIng to direet the next play that he actual, :y gave his men one of the series of numbers the Army men were suggest- ing, The incomprehensible signal and tbe subsequent mixup may be better imagined than explained. On the Yale squad in 1905 there was a wan who was not only a good play- er, but au excellent comeclaan. It was told of him tbat more than once he put this gift to good account in a game. ,en amusing remark here, a bit of a story there, then a touch of burlesque, and his rival in the line would forget tor. the moment that football is too se• Mous a matter for laughter. It is un- necessary to add that the omedian was never so interested in his own dramatic efforts as to fail to take ad- vantage of their effect on the other man. -Outing. A LITERARY SIN. The Fabrication of Quotations Is a Censurable Practice. Plagiarism is hardly so great a crime as the fabrication of quotations - a practice which bas caused many an earnest student to waste hours in a fruitless endeavor to trace the passage cited. Among the guilty Samuel War- ren deserves special mention. On one occasion he took part in a debate dur- ing which Roebuck boasted that he was not a party man. whereupon War- ren rose and said that "my learned friend's boast reminds me painfully of the words of Cicero, 'He who be- longs to no party is presumably too vile for any.' At the conclusion of the de- bate Roebuck came over to compli- ment his adversary on having made a successful bit, adding, "1 am fairly web up in Cicero, but 1 have no idea where 1 can find the passage you quot- ed." "Neither bave 1," said Warren. "Good night." That literary sin, the fabrication of quotations, leaves its legacy of trouble behind it long after it has been com- mitted. Only the other day to a week- ly journal's correspondence columa came the venerable question as to where in the Scriptures is to be found a reference to "oil on the troubled watersaalt quotation countless preaeb- ers and writers bave used for cen- turies, but neither Cruden's "Concord- ance of the Bible" refers to it nor has Notes and Queries or its industrious correspondents ever been able to throw a light upon its origin. -London Chron- icle. • Instructed the Queen. Queen Victoria of England was once pulled up short • by an old Scotchwo- man. Her majesty had started out one afternoon to sit on a hillside and watch some of ber relatives tis ling in the river below her, when slit found that she cad no thimble in her pocket, so could not work, as she Liao intend- ed, at the sewing sbe was carrying. Turning out of her way to Mrs. Sync - owl's shop, she °ought the smallest thimble there, which was, however, many sizes too big for her. 'Pier() was an old Scotcb Mune at the coun- ter impatiently waiting to make ner own purchases. Not recognizing the queen, she broke into the conversation with a "Hoots, but it's a rare fuss an' faddle you're Makin'. Blow iatae it wee' an' it'll stick." That pbease, the tatter part of the sentence, amused her majesty immensely and became quite a proverb in the royal family. Mind Over Matter. "Much may be done," said the acute observer, "by an authoritative voice. Now, if a man says to a dog, 'Come here!' with a note of absolute, authori- ty in his yoke the dog comes Mime- diately." "Yes," said the traveler, "I've notic- ed it. And it is especially marked in oriental peoples. Why, when I was in Khalisandjharo I heard a man say, with that authoritative note in his tone, '0 king, live forever,' and im- mediately the king lived forever." - Carolyn Wells in Success Magazine. Disinterested Affection. "I'm afraid, Edward,' you're Marry- ing me only because Pve inherited from my uncle 100,000 crowns." "Why, Blanche, how can you think that of me? Your uncle is nothing to me. I would Marry you no matter from whom you inherited the money." -Der Viol Suctessful. "I started out on the theory that the world had an opening for me, and I went to find It." "DAd you find It?" "Oh, yes; I'm In a hole."-Baltinaore American. A Double Hold. Miss Mooillite-Er-let mo bola the reins, please. Mr, Bash putti-- Wein t will 1 do then? Niles alomilite- arm might bold the holder of the reitte,e- Boston Ilerald. 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Follow- ing up these, the search party Came upon a -large open space, at the far- ther side of which they discovered the object of their search sitting hugging a !Atte wooden doll and munching a piece of bread and butter. Before they could make their way through tbe thick, tangled undergrowth a large 11021 sprang into the clearing. The lit- tle boy, far from being frightened, ran to meet the lion, holding up his bread and butter and said; "Take a bite, doggie." The father stood powerless to move or speak through fear, expecting each instant to see the child arushed under the lion's paw, but instead of doing as he dreaded the lion turned himself over and lay on histbackat the child's feet, looking up in his face as a cat would do at play. Watching his op- portunity, the father raised his gun and fired, hitting the lieu in the Tbe animal Sprang up and, leaving the child, rushed on the party, injuring two 01 the number before it was final- ly killed. From this circumstance the cbild was immediately christened by the settlers "Daniel." -London Family Herald. • WAITED FOR HEALY. An Incident of the Land League Aga tation In Ireland. One morning during the Land league agitation Mr. Parnell left Dublin by the early mail train for Roscommon to address a meeting. On arriving in the townhe received a telegram from Dublin whicb ran: Missed mail train. Will get down at b Postpone meeting till 1 arrive. HEAL it. Mr. Parnell was pleased to learn that T. M. Healy, M. P., was coming dowu. Delighted, too, were the local promo- ters ot the demonstration, and the meet - tug was gladly postponed for a few hours. At 3 O'clock the railway station and its approaches were thronged with people with bands and banners, and the train grew Dublin steamed in amid territial (Mewing for Thu Healy. The train pulled up, a carriage door opened, and tbe local reception com- mittee rushed to it, when out stepped "Healy," but it was not T. M. Healy, M. P. It was W. Wallace Healy, a well known reporter on the staff of tbe Irish Times. He bad been assigned to the Roscom- mon. meeting, had missed the mail train, and it was most important that his paper should have a report of Mr. Parnell's speech; hence the telegram. -Pearson's Weekly. ovvvvyvvvvyvvvvvyvvvyvvvw VVVVYVVYVVYVVVVVVVVVVVYWN Have you renewed your subscription to the Times? 00111011111•0111111111111111111101101111111111011Hali COO1110111111101111111141111111110111111111410011111 •••• •••••••••••••••••••••••••• 62104111001111.1110.110110000110,111149 • • * • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • 4. 4. .11; "•F 4. 4. • .4. 14. His Friend Said "If They Don't' Help or Cure Von I Will Stand The Price." +++++++Liver 4+ Mr. J. 13. Rusk, + Orangeville, Ont., 4- writes: "I had been + Complaint '-4- troubled with Dys- pepsia Mid Liver Cured. Complaint and tried many different re - medics but obtained little or 00 benefit. 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