HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1905-09-07, Page 6Remember Your Friends
When you ask your friends to tea be sure that
you have CQOD TEA. A cup. of good tea is
delightful. Buy
TEA. it's the choice of the careful, that's
Why YOU should use it.
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"I didn't expect this pleasure, Lady are envying him the lovely girl who ; Augusta is now stalking poor Nugent.
p - Clefs up in the morning and liold.9 his
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bet - Tata crisis ei ;l[ of eitlafaction, "and
1 am quite happy l utdidly, my dear, 1 dor
couldn't have Afforded to quarrel with e . ' ' ►l
se ;ret a vermin as the Marchioness of
Ferndale 1 Why, a cat direct from you
would bitve socially rtdnecl Luo! Fee now
bow whuly I trust "yon] Is tittle anyone
of them who \voiail be so hereat? They
all prufest to love you but they don't. ,The tissues of the throat are
bate you. There isn't one of thein," and inflamed and i r r i t a t e d i you
Way
They all envy you, and most of them
1
she lookrtl toward the room frill of cough, and there is more irrita•
.women with a plat'itl smile, "but would 6011—more COU hln . You take
have gone on their knees to eat whati,'
' Jeanne -it must be nice to be a inarehaAan- irritation—fora while, You take
ess, only to feel that every unmarried
---anti most of the utaxried-women one
meets would be glad to stab one in the
Wok If etabbing were the fashion."
Jeanne listens with an uneasy senile.
From tura other sips such plain truths EMULSION
would s rand coarse and startling, but
spoken in L'tdy Lueelle's soft, lingering
tones, they do not strike home with less
poinaney, and it cures the cold. That's
'Not one!" she continues. "Look over what is necessaryIt soothes, the
your fan at that tall girl in the blue.
satin. She is one of the Peerland girls-- throat because it reduces the
there are five of •them, and unmarried, irritation • cures the cold because
This is Augasta. Poor Augusta She '
tracked Lord Ferndale for two seasons, it drives out the inflammation;
from London to Paris, from Paris to builds up the weakened tissues
s _ Scotland, up hill down dale. She must love yon! an must her mother, the old because it nourishes them back
t.e'ii,. 1 d tl t b t the mustache
you ;tut without the asking. Aty bear a cough mixture an ;teases the
Ferndale!" sits opposite him with the Ferndale dia gun, which sae can't bear the sight of,
"What pleasure?" asks Jeanne, inno- mends in her hair, I and pats bis horse, of which slue is anor-
cently.
"Of -of seeing you," he says. " I had
no idea that Mr. Vane was --in fact, it'.e
all a mystery to me! low can he be
Lord Ferndale -has anybody died? Has
he come into the title? I didn't know from Alexandria, two scent fountains herself.
he was connected with the Ferndales, throw up miniature jets of perfumed c "Poor Lord Nugent!" she says.
even!" water, conversation grows general, ana I "Just so," assents Lady Lueello, with a
Jeanne hangs her head and turns color. the countess rises as Sparks, the butler,: little shrug of the shoulders. "But he is'
In his eagerness, Clarence has beut down comes toward Charlie bearing a bottle of used to it ,and can take care of himself
to hear the explanation, and it is at this yellow seal. 1 -some of them can't, and fall easy vie -
moment that Vane looks around the Jeanne gathers up her eremel-worked i lints. Tea!" she breaks off, as at foot-
epergne and sees them. robe. Clarence is attention to the last; 1 man approaches. "Thanks. What a. farce
"He -he always was the Marquis of gives her her fan, and, with a humble . it is! Vas is a remnant of the old, pat -
Ferndale," says Jeanne. look, holds out the flower be has ray -1 riarchal days, wss-omen w.men were kept in
"Goodheavens! exclaims Clarence, • ished from the eper"gne.servitude. I wonder when the men will
looking back, mentally, "he was And "Won't you take this?" he says• t learn hom much we late the society of
we all patted him on the back and pat- Jeanne takes it with a smile, and 1 each other, and let us share the port and
sonized him! And that old fellow, Clarence goes track to the table and rare wines and best stories which they
Lambton, came the grand ? Well, if drains a goodly glass of the yellow sell, reserve till we've left the dining -room!
a fellow goes in for that sort of thing, ,with aheart fluttering like -like a man My dear, there is nothing so deceitful as
he must take the consequences-thatis, ; in loge. t man Did you ever notice how grave
I mean, of course, who was to knew?9 i While dinner has been in progress, tbe 1 and sedate they conte in, just as if they
Jeanne says nothing, but her long eeryants have thrown wide the doors of had been learning the shorter catechism,
lashes droop over her eyes. :the conservatory ad;oinirg the great.instead of chuckling over doubtful bon -
"Who was to ],mow -except, of course, a drawing -room, and the mimic forest of • mots and scandal. All the life goes out
yourself Lady Ferndale. By Jove, you , ferns and flowers is lit up with daunt -1 of them as they enter the drawing -room,
kept it well!" ily shaped grotesque lanterns. i tante
where we sit like cats in a cage,
Then he stops short, as a sudden I -Jeanne, Jeanne like, makes straight 1 lapping our tea or lounging at the piano.
thought takes possession of him, body I for this, and seats herself in a low chair 1 By the way, does Lord Ferndale sing
and soul, and makes his heart beat.1 beside a marble faun, that leers down nowt"
She knew it, and that was the reason ; at her as he throws a spray of water Tee question is not an abrupt one -
why she refused him. from his scooped hands. }for La.y Lneelle never asked an abrupt
It is a welcome, a delicious thought! ; This meting with Lady Lucelle and d question in her life -but it is so unex-
If tae great Marquis of Ferndale ha:l net Lerd Lane is so unexpected that she i peered that Jeanne winces. Vane has
been his rival, he might have wen her. 1 scarcely yet realises it. Lady LueeIle'st sunk since the wedding day.
After all, she may have cared for hire- ; propheey had. come true; they had met I no`•I think not;' she says, trying to speak
Clarence! Such things have been. aea,n. and with every appearance of goof' carelesssy.
It makes his heart beat madly; he trill. 1 specify!" says Lady Lneelle, glancing
drains a glass of ehablis, tends his en- , With an inward mortification, Jeanne ; through her dralf-closed eyelids at Jean -
tree -for which he has been waiting ten reflected upon the consummate pres- I ne's averted face. 'That strikes me as
minutes -away untouched, and is ons.• ince of mind with which the fashionable a dreadful waste of fine ma -
brought to composure by meeting Vanes , b:'auty had set aside the fact of their i terial. I have often thought it
dark eyes fixed on him. having seen each other previously, orthe' was a great shame a marquis should
"Lord Ferndale must be a wonderfully exquisite well bred air of composed pies.- I have such a voice and such a talent for
clever fellow!" be says, with sudden sure with which she had smiled; and, : painting; it is rather unfair to other
moodiness. as Jeanne reflected, she sighed. I men who have neither title nor any -
"Yes," says Jeanne, and at tbe cold- Three months ago she expressed a ; thing else. Pm afraid he doesn't paint
ness of the assent Clarence's face clears wish to enter the great world. How could • much, does he?
again. He glances around at her with she have guessed that is was so false! Jeanne smiles. As a fact, Vane has
greater courage; yes, she is as beautiful, and treacherous? Scarcely have these i done little else but paint; but she is
she is more beautifur than ever; and, thoughts flitted through her mind thanspared a reply for the countess, who has
what is more surprising, she is just as a soft voice says in her ear: I made several attempts to get to her,
girlish; just, in fact, the Jeanne who set exteeL Lady Jeanne," and looking up,; reaches her at last, and Lady Lucelle is
his heart beating nine months ago, and .Leanne sees the blue eyes bent on : induced to go to the piano.
whose refusal of his love has only in- her with smiling audacity. Jeanne looks I "Ole, yes, I'll sing if you want me,"
creased it tenfold. up with a sudden flash of color, but she says; "that is, until Lord Ferndale
And Jeanne ? there is nothing more than the usually comes into the room. He once told me
Well, Jeanne had grown more ehari- delicate tint on Lady Lucelle s fair 1 that 1 sang without any heart, and I
table and less critical. Clarence has skin, not a trace of confusion or em- avowed never to open my lips in his
improved in appearance, in manners, in + barrassment. Rather one would say an hearing again."
the quantity and quality of his bruins, air of delicate enjoyment, as if the situ- 1 A small circle encloses Jeanne; plans
and she is not sorry to see him. aticn amused her. are being made for the morrow. There
You cannot feel unamiable with a She even laughs softly as she watches is some talk of meeting the shooting
good-looking young fellow who waits on Jeanne's expressionable face. party at luncheon; would Lady Fern -
you with hand and eye, discusses your "Lady Ferndale," drawing a chair close dale like that ,and how would. Lady
taste in. the matter of the menu as anx- to Jeanne's, and leaning forward with Ferndale like to go? Would she like to
iously as if life and death depended on the most graceful ease -just as she did, go in the saddle, or drive.
it, nearly breaks his neck in getting a ,Leanne remembers, on that afternoon in One and all consult her choice on ev-
flower from the epergne, because you the little drawing room at the Gate ery point, each hanging on her decision
happen to say that it has a pretty bud, house, "I wouldn't give a penny for as if she were an empress. Jeanne smil-
and evidently is's bestdoing, in
be agreeable. e.e.ry your thoughts, for I know them already.' ingly refers it to the majority -anything
possible way, his gr Jeanne raises her eyebrows but does will please her and the matter is still
Jeanne has been living a life of soli- not speak. under discussion when the gentlemen,
Slowly but surtly the elaborately ally afraid. You will see when he comes
planned dinner wake through its courses ( in ]tow she will draw up the blue satin
fantastic fabrics of sweetstuffs take the from that chair beside her and smile, at
place of more solid food; pomegranates him Poor Augusta!"
turd melons lie demurely on fig leaves ! Jeanne cannot help smiling in spite of
to their natural strength. That's
how Scott's Expulsion deals. with
a sore throat, a cough, a cold
or bronchitis.
WE'LL SEND YOU
A SAMPLE FREE.
SCOTT & BOWNE, ,cT rroo'to'o,
DON'TS FOR POLICEMEN.
Issued in Chicago, But Equally Applic-
able Here.
Chief O'Neil, ot the Chicago police, has•lust
issued a new book of rules, wbleh includes
the following "Don'ts" for patrolmen, These
should prove ot local interest in view of the
recent shakeup:
Don't gamble.
Don't get drunk.
Don't accept a gift,
Don't sleep on duty.
Don't lounge on post.
Don't smoke on duty.
Don't be Immoral.
Don't mistreat a prisoner.
Don't carry an umbrella.
Don't get to the bands of the loan sharks.
Don't use coarse, insolent or profane lan-
guage.
Don't gossip about members of the depart-
ment.
Don't neglect to be always tidy and neat.
Don't neglect to pay your just debts.
Don't recommpnd lawyers to prisoners.
Don't criticize the oticial acts of superior
officers.
Don't neglect to take all stray animals to
the pound.
Don't refuse to give your name and num-
.ber 'when requested.
Don't forget to salute your superior offi-
cers.
Don't let a lawyer in a cell with his all-
eat.
Don't drive the patrol wagon faster than
a brisk trot.
Don't fall to participate in. the manoeuvres
of the drillmaster.
Don't apply for a warrant if some one
hits you, unless the chief approves.
Don't arrest a person for making a noise
unless it is gross or aggravated.
Dont' use baton except in urgent cases
o! self-defense.
Don't permit your friends to elect you a
delegate to a convention.
Don't use more force than absolutely neces-
sary in making an arrest.
Don't permit lighted candles in harms full
PRIME CAUSES OE SUICIDE,
Avoidance of Physical Leber a Large
Factor in Shaping Conduct.
Throughout the literature of cuiniee one
will trod that tbe attitude toward watei-
earning and work Ia a larger tactor is rasp-
ing motives. This dread of beim; torted to
work atter a period of lei:;uro, the clad de--
slro to gut money by trickery and Bumbling
devices, the scorn with which tuvual labor
is rel arded by the "sueceesful," is empha-
sized by the stories of the newly Mt be-
come suddenly poor, and wile thea deftly
escape into the unknown and levo on pan•
sloes And polite boggarY.
Ilut nothing. is ewer then tbat wont is the
Primal condition of health and the love el
lllo. it 1s. the do•nutlriug, the fasldeuebte,
Um "retired," the woman typed trout nccesel-
ties and duties, that aro the disease breeders
and the tulserables. The attitude of the leap,
tenable doctors, who minietor to this un-
speakable class is not tnfrequeutly blame-
worthy. Tltey Are often encouraged by oar
rest cures, our tlatterlea and attention.
The effort to eseape from drudgery is as
old as civilization and as Ancient as savage
ry. Tire investigator sent to study the prob-
lem, of putting the native African negroes
to useful work lime that tbey simply will
not work, Those among the OanadIAu Douk-
hobor wire would work found that the mai-
Ignorers and boles wore about half, and they
preferred to live nut of the common trees-
usy supplied by the workers -until the lat-
ter determined to abolish the common treas-
ury and to receive and spend their own
wages as other individuals do.
Our civilization, economically, is . largely a
device of the cunniug and the lazy to estab-
lish a common treasury. The "failure of
democracy" Is largely the fellero to outwit
the trtakaters: American 'Medicine,
THE CARE OF BOORS.
Books, like friendships, require careful
treatment, if they are to live long and
prosper,
Exposing books to heat or strong sun-
light warps the binding. Corners should
not be turned down or leaves folded in -
halves. _
bragging a book out from the shelf by
the binding at the top is hurtful" If
books are wedged in too tightly in a case
they become shabby. Bookcases should
not be placed against outside walls on
account of the probaltle dampness..
A book marker should be thin; a pen-
cil or • thick substance displaces the
leaves. A blunt knife of ivory, wood,
brass or notal should bo used for cutting
now books, hot a sharp instrument.
If any liquid be spilt on a book wipe
it off at once gently with a sate loth,
or absorb it with blotting paper; do not
dryit by a fire.
Do not turn a book on its face or place
any weight on an open book. Never open
a large book from the ends or cover, but
from the centre.
Never bend back the covers of a book,
but keep them both level.
Marginal notes are usually superfluous
and undesirable.
Borrowed books should be covered to
avoid accident. Ornamental paper book
covers may be bought. -Chicago -Tribune,
TOO MANY PEOPLE DALLY WITH
CATARRH. -It strikes one like a thun-
derclap, develops with a rapidity that no
other disease dols. Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal
Powder 1s the radical, quick. safe and plea-
sant cure that the disease demands. Use the
means, prevent its deep -seating sand years of
distress. Don't daily with Catarrh. Ag-
new's gives relief in ten minutes. 60 cents."
-97 •
A Perfume That Smells.
The perfumer took from his desk a
small flask of copper. -
"In flasks like this attar of roses
comes to us," lie said. "Attar of roses
There are very ft?w cl •^.n:,-
ing operations in which Sunlight
Soap cannot Ix' u:�.�d to advant-
age, 1t makes, tel; home bright•
and dean. • in.
What Weida dapper?
Were the British. soldiers to leave In-
dia to -morrow, as the Ronan legions once
left Britain, there would be witnessed
art immediate and furious outbreak
of racial and religious hatred between
the innumerable devotees of Ilraltinanisul
and the sixty millions of Moslems, be-
tween Mahrattas and Pathans, between
the Gurkas, who are the Buddhists, and
the Sikhs, who have a creed of their own,
The vast peninsula, which stretches from.
the Himalayas to Cape Comorin and
from Afghanistan to Burmah, would be
transformed instantly into a shamble, .
and n hell. Ultimately, no doubt, Russian
armies, descending from the mountains
in the guise of liberators or the allies
of a faction, would deal with the diverse
ethnical types and mode of worship in
India as they have dealt with the Mo-
hammedans of Turkestan and the Budd-
hists of Mougotia, applying the Roman
blend of severity and lenity described in
the well kneel" maxim, Parcere subjects
et debellare superbos--Spare the submis-
sive -and ward down the proud-.
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NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA
In going to above points take direct
route, Lehigh Valley Railroad. Five fast
express trains daily, from Suspension
Bridge, Niagara Falls. Trains of G. T.
R, make direct connection at Suspension
Bridge. The Lehigh Valley has three
stations in New York uptown, near all
first class hotels and business houses;
downtown, near all European steamer
docks, saving passengers for Europe a
long and expensive transfer, Secure
your tickets to New York or Philadelphia
via Lehigh Valley Railroad.
Executing a Monster Elephant,
The Indian elephant named Fritz in
the Zoological Gardens of Berlin was•
Europe's largest animal until it finally
had to be killed for distemper. Dr.
J Schilling was appointed hangman. First
he tried strangulation by means of ropes
and pulleys. But the ropes broke and
the elephant remained intact. Next be
tried poisoning. The animal was given
fodder of fresh bananas, which was de-
' voured witha relish. Then a few banan-
as were dipped in carbolic acid -but no
amount of coaxing could make Frits
"go" them. Finally shooting was trial.
The heaviest big game gun was procur-
ed and a shot was fired into the left
armpit. The elephant merely looked
around in surprise, the bullet having
flattened against the shoulder blade.
Then a Maxim gun was' pulled up. A
of hay or straw. fusilade of projectiles was pumped into
Don't permit anyone to go in swimming is worth from $10 to $25 an ounce ace the big beast under the right armpit.
without
Don't forget tond of read thehes new rules, cording to the market. This flask is The elephant went down like a house.
_ empty now, but in it a little odor still In its death struggle, which was studied
— lingers." i by many scientists, it broke all its
The visitor mulled delightedly. He had ' chains and reduced part of the iron fence
never smelt pure attar of roses before. ; in the padlock to scrap iron.
Nov he unscrewed the stopper, ana clog- - ,•
in his a ea with an ecstatic tool: he a - Lifebuoy Soap-disinfeetant-is strongly
IS FOR '0 .1N plied hisynostrils to the flask. p -
But only for an instant. Then he recommended by the medical profession aa
threw back his head, twisting his fen- a safeguard against infectious diseases. es
Dame Bradet*e Cured of all Her tures into a grimace of disgust, and he
exclaimed- Overworked Railroad Employees.
Pains by Dodd's Kidney Pills, "Garbage! Bone yards! Glue factor-
ies!"
The perfumer laughed.
"All esential oils smell like that," lie
said. "Yet no good perfume can be made
without them.' -
TIES .MESSAGE
Suffered for Years Before She Found
Quick Relief in the Great Can-
adian Kidney Remedy.
St. Rose du Degele, Temiscouta Co.,
Que. , Aug. 28. -(Special.) -Suffering
women all over Canada will read with
feelings of interest and relief the ex-
perience of Dame Amcdee Bradette, of
tude for the last three months, with new I'es," says Lady Lucelle, fanning ber- looking as Lady Lucelle prognosticated, this place.
here
friends, and
old friend, and I sa in name it a not self slowly, and smiling into Joanne's very grave and sedate, come clustering '°It gives me pleasure to be able to
Y steadfast eyes, "you've been thinking in• tell" says Dame "that I am
to be wondered at that she should un- over since ' e were introduced," and she Charlie and Clarence made straight for ' YBradette,
6'r laughs softly --•what a bold, wicked crea_ group, spreadcured of all the ills'I suffered for a num-
bend and be agreeable. « . the little you others about in
But is there no other reason than that tura I am." search of comfortable seats; Vane, al- ber of years. I found in Dodd's Kidney
of natural amiability for the gentle ++WiekedY" says Jeanne, as if she ter glancing in the direction of the con- Pills quick relief from all my pains. I
smile with which she enraptures poor wouldn't deny the bold , servatory, goes across to an old friend, only had to take one box to bring back
my health, and in five months I have
had no return of my trouble." ,
Those troubles known only to women
always spring from disordered kidneys.
The female organs are entirely depend-
ent on the kidneys. Dodd's Kidney Pills
Clarence? I wonder why she looks as-
kanceby at the fair face opposite, which is Lady Lucelle looks at her with more p
so close to Vane g handsome head that softness in her sharp eyes than her ad- , chair.
no one can hear what the soft, rod lips nurers would deem her capable of. "Oh," I "Luncheon is the word," says Charlie.
she thinks, "then he hasn't told her about • "Right, Go as you like. Just so. Ill ask
find
Is it not a fair assumption that the
railroads would have fewer accidents and
kill fewer employees and passengers if
they never cut off thousands of men
He took from a shelf a cut -glass jar ( from their pay rolls in a year of record -
filled with a thick yellowish oil that breaking traffic? When fewer men do
looked like petroleum partly refined. more work it is Ikely to be found that
"In this jar," he said, ``there are forty many are overtaxed. On retreads that
ounces of pure attar of roses worth over too often means fatal drowsiness- at
$500. You • know how the attar smells posts of danger, carelessness from subject.
alone. Now watch me make a rich per- ing nature to excessive strain. American
fume by adding things to it" railroads exhibit wonderful growth in
. He put a few drops of the attar into business, while they go from bad to
a phial. He filled the phial with spir- I worse in respect to the protection of
its of wino. He added a drop of the ex- ! human life. When is this fatal weak -
tract of musk, another of orris, then nest to be remedied? --Cleveland. Leader.
one of neroli, one of rose, of violet, of .- 1 ---
orange, of vanilla, and, finally, the oil ITCHING PILES. -Dr. Agnew's Oint-
of cloves and bergamot. -
"Therej" he said, "Smell that. Isn't it meat is proof against tho torments of Itch -
exquisite?" Ilug Tiles, Thousands of testimonials of
"Exquisite!" said the , visitor.
are saying• the letter?" Vane to run through the stables and in g
And what are they saying? Do you "Dreadful] bold and awful] deceit- a horse for you If he can't we can send `Well, without its foundation of the cures affected by its use. No case too as -
think my Lady Lucelle is making love to fol; now, confess."' y for your own." • never fail to cure the kidneys. That is malodorous and costly attar of roses it gravaaed or too long standing for it to
t h 's notv h the always bring health, strength wouldn't smell any better than a plate Boothe, comfort and euro. It cures in from
of soup," —
Something Doing in Chicago.
(Buffalo Commercial.) •
Vane? 1Vothing of the ozt• she
i Clarence is standm near. v Y Y
so foolishly inexperienced as to cofnnait Jeanne smiled rather coldly. g and cheerfulness to weAlc,.run-down, suf-
such a blunder. Site knows Vane bet- Confess, you meant to cut me when- : "Mustapha used to carry a lady, Chal-
an Jeanne does. everyou saw me -that you would have lie," he says, with suppressed eagerness, feting women.
Ster, he doeslbetter than make love to him done tto-day if you culd. My dear, t "ell answer for her quietness. Will you 1 - c
• try her Lad Ferndale? a -i sister used Hay Loft in Automobile Barn.•
3 to 6 nights. 35 cents. -95
• Compressed Air Chimes.
ISSUE N O. 36, i905,
Mrs, wlrtalow's Soothing !syrup 0401014
always bo us••i Ior :)1$Lir,•n 'Teething. It
moths the child, venous the guars oareswitrit
eulie and le the bust routed a or Morena's.
--she amuses him. Not a word of his I saw it in your face when you beard Y ,
marriage, not a word of that bitter, my voice. Jeanne -may I call you Jeanne : to ride her. You will be quite safe at Philadelphian.! o h a country A d th cry 15 minutes The chimes of St Patrick's Catliedrat,
look ld eV two anything
A who as ea every
tense near his home city recently ae- A birth overs 8 minutes and 27 seconds, in Fifth avenue, New York, are rung by
bells r in
ental scornful letter, not a word con
-don't: say no, or oo c co e w
ceiviu Jeanne or herelf does those soft, can't possibly quarrel. we're too great Jeanne looks up. �� quired an automobile. For its proper aa- A murder every 70 hours. the spire. The healviost weighs six thou-
s contrast. Fair women and dark never t shall deprive you, she says. p p A suicide ovary en hours.
red, mobilo lips utter. ° ecKtnmodation he built a barn near his A serious accident, necessitating nurse's
p do quarrel. Let us be friends." `tie can ride anything,"says Charlie. I sand pounds, the li lutes three hundred
No; at the slightest word on any of q „„ house•When the structure was completed or physician's care, every four minutes, P ,
these atsubjects, Vane, knows, old Jeanne smiles. Take him at his word Lady Jeanne. at of friends invited to inspect it a ds The keyboard of the chimes is
A fatal accident every five hours, pounds. 9•
ane she [rows iso a party A case of dentassault and battery every 26
turn to stone or become like a hedge- "1)o you think my friendship so desir- And so it is arranged, by tacit can- noticed that the barn was a two storyin the sacristy. The operator presses a
able,then. Lad Lucelle?”sent that Jeanne is to ride Clarencea minutes. keyeorespponclin to a bell in the spire.
hog, all pointe. She, amuses him, and! Y' own horse. building. They wanted to know what he A burglary every three hours, This establishesanelectric connection,
when LadyLucelle lays herself out to Desirable. I couldn t get on without • intmnded to kee in rho second storey. it every six hours.
amuse, nman, scarcely a .woman, can it l" says Lady Luoele, .with, the most I Meanwhile Lady Lueello finishes her rThe owner's explanation didn't ex Iain, A dl5turbanco of the peace, to attract at- which opens a valve in the -steeple, con -
frank and charming smile. "My dear ; song, notwithstanding Vanes presence p p tuition, every six seconds.
ducting compressed air to a piston with
resist her. but his wife revealed the reason for the A larceny every 20 minutes. a els r that strikes the bell. I:lee-
At first he is -well, sulky! meets her Jeanne, we, shall meet nine months out If it bo trio that she sings without second storey. "You see," she said, "the An arrest every 7 minutes and 30 seconds. pI?e'
little witty, pointed remarks with dry of every twelve; we move in the seine i heart, she sings with plenty of art. Lilco Afire every hour. trieity le the trigger and compressed air
' caustic monosyllables; but she is set, know the same people. I detest --I i everything else she does, she plays and second storey was intended for a.hayhay ti arrest Lor arunkonness every 16 min= the motive dower in playing the &bees.
not
daunted. From subject she flits cannot endure situations in which the sings artistically, and with that charm lofe and it wanot until
the
realized thnthat utes. A marriage every 20 minutes. Si. Patrick's was the first church to
easily, gracefully, adorning with her awkward and embarrassing predominate. I which grace along can yield. built that either�YA case Tor the coroner every three hours. adopt the new system.
delicate t all elle touches un- I never hada quarrel ora coolness in my Vane looks up from his cup to give an automobile down t eat hay."A new bonding completed agony i hour
a as anal 1 face. `Never?" says Jeanne. her eyes fixed on him. HOW D u railroad -
i '',397 onas, Aman with a good thing to sell is
"You still retain your wonderful aper- whater you mean,mydeyarMbut you says.y g, They're handy to carry --robe one atter eat- a jnoypyory eesond at railroad sations. g ' like a man with a good thought in his
its, Lady Lneelle; he says, as if it were , Jeanne, Yy
i are wrong. One may get weary of one's ; Vane tries to look as if he did not. iee_or whenever you feel stomach distress 1 useventeen
oe pn sse throughn the 11,900 of ileserot oily ,jag head.The
be a put ebefore the world] in some
un -
wrong for hire.
Lady Lucelle shrugs her shoulders. best friends, but quartet with them! Life ' `'Will you come and sing for us? coming on-safferere have proved it the only i water mains.
t short f anything f 1' 1 He smiles and shakes his head known that will give instant relief rational and effective way. So, too,
" slug said, lightly, old ones that doesn't d]slilco me, and tercedc, then," and she lochs around. an sorts of stomach troubles. 35 cents. --00 . Oscar Ilammerstoin's twenty-four hour a fine fight may hide it under a bushel;
Thanks, would uarrel with me if I were sill But Jeanne is not in the same place a man with an Al idea may secrete it
"It is because I have not ,.hqt 1 them. And f AL the end of the conservatory leadanr Miser of Mal de Mer edea his hat, and a man with the raw
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bright, .vi ,
til t last V lips curve and a slight life." 1 the general murmur of thanks and meets R VON +STAN'S PINEAPPLE bed r ilroad passenger train arrives every Getting There.
smile fights up his grave, „ r° . "D on remember that Song," she +
ETS GIVE INSTANT RELIEF.-- a r b it n an l throu h
The are so white and soft, and exquts• is too s nor or any ung so 0e, i>l t. remedy now must the world know about a comma-
• el y molded as one of Boucher's Ven- Why, my dear, there's scarcely a woman , "You refuse?" says Lady Lucelle• "1 and pereaanont cure -no long tedious trent- Quick Compoaitson, dit before it will buy. A man with
it y Y
T[ftGRM' IIY
uses.
in this room --excepting some of the very must go and ask Lady Ferndale to in- ' eats with questionable results --best for
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The Scientific Alarmist. `4-^
Tho plain citizen is booked for all sorts
of trouble if he takes with deep eeriovs-
ness-a habit of the plain citizen-. alt
we, are hearing these days about "impure
iood," Wo learned that our coffee as
tainted with some kind of an acid that
just glories in chewing up the nerves and
membranes and furnishing phys'citins
with new clinical subjects for the paresis
class. The oatmeal contains a liberal per-
centage of sawdust secured from trees
that grow in a marsh where the original
malaria genu has its habit. The
.milk is a silent partner of the typhoid
germ and rolls are shortened with a
lard substitute made from cottonseed oil
produced from cotton that is full of
boli weevils. The man who dodges these
and other attendant evils at breakfast
and is allowed to live until dinner finds
prussic acid in his peas, strychnine in
his olives, deadly phosphates in the soup,
sure death in the cheese and borax in
everything. -Washington Post. �t
WARRIOR WOES.- Through damp;
cold and exposure, many a bravo soldier
who left his native hearth as "tit" as man
could be to fight for country's honor, has
been "invalided home" because of the vul-
ture of the battle ground—Rheumatism.
South American Rheumatic Cure will abso-
lutely cure every case of Rheumatism in
existence. Relief In elx hours. -98
Babies Mused on Bargain Day.
It was a bargain day on Sixth avenue,
New York, and twenty baby , carriages,
all properly checked, were ranged up in
-front of a department store while the
mothers were inside buying things they
didn't need. Suddenly a baby at one end
of the line stood up, toppled over against
the ,next carriage, and in a moment all
the carriages went over like ninepins,
sending the kids sprawling about the
sidewilk. It took a long time to idry1itify
them, for an. atend--tnt had put them
back indiscriminately, and they were
not checked like their perambulators.
This thrilling incident shows that the
only sure way to avoid similar catas-
trophes would ho to brand each child
with a number and hang a correspond-
ing number round the mother's neck,
like a bathroom key. -Boston Herald.
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- Warranted the most wonderful
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opera, must take a back seat to In Old u
-- t tl
buried myself in desert solitudes for cru„ o armor tem. nr same r, , Y Madrid, which vvas written on three re,;
y them have better cause than you. You've to the terrace, there f9 the glimmer of T.vo con essmrn diacutls!n the dig- , , g material of a fortune at his dnspos tl
t ? Wevo g' g t lh flock himself long as he
books i d our .vita
Va.-Lord Ferndale, and they on a e s ole . (1 Brow of the 11111, the time hi:attains. the
he last twelve months, poor trot your plumeakey you ]:now, where an embroidered dress, and a tall figure congressmen, u. icer bags in live mru:t es, a same cam- fluty by iimse . so
en have only our lo, s a i stand
, gomo of them have lust aeirs••--hrou rl1 reeler ably like (;Inrc'nce's. comforts of travel, hap nit to branch off poser required but eight minutes for the }lyes sari finally di poor.
t th tlr' rt f scasfekness One of i
I r stead sometimes What is that
me, or Ao t11cy tlilnit. (oma, what barn ` L%unier than you areal tnrmc that them said. fall. about, seasickness; the
have I done yon? trouble necessary, says Vane,. and },m : posting of the letter while Uts �sthoae
galantine? 1)o you remember it? Yon "I don't know" says ,Lr sane and in- tames to the piano as he speaks, but
used to be an epuicure once. Do you re- deed she dims not reluctantly.
,
fellow that travelled with ma on my last was camplrtcd in forty minutes. -
European trip beat anything I ever met Seltuberta The lel lain was written ANGE
it before. It'd all 1 diitrndml 1
member flying into a passion at the "T31ere!" exclaimed Lady I.ttcelie" with "what will you sing," asks Lady Lu- itt a illy experieneo ria a -vel within an hour, an ssu m
•
g soft trium le I thought so! Why 'f cella, with downcast eyes, and a thrill Y , utas end free sample. R. 9. McOILL, stmooe, olnl; eco______
tloa
hotel in Engadine,
because the cauls• pp " r' of triumph in her heart. has not sen ova 1, of
krliti IPpeatmgn O,l,tbut without
stn wrote overturn in a little more circular precious remaljr it a.positt.e _corn for all tempts ateeasoa, Write for d
flowers .v von consider it, it is I who •ought to p Heg ,
Pope Pius on Habit.
Talking the other day to the cardinals
who had come to congratulate bio on
his seventieth birthday, Pius X. said:
"I never thought I wottld learn as much
in my old days as I am doing. For in-
stance," he added, with a sunny snide,
"I can now write my name without
mussing up a cassock worth 200
francs." And he explained: "For yeafs
I 'indulged in the habit of wiping my
pen on the left sleeve of my coat before
I began and during writing. Of course
that didn't natter much as long as I
wore black clothes, but when I donned
the white Papal habit things looked
different, and so did I when I came
from nay writing room, For a time my
valet didn't know where to get eriough
clothes: for ale to wear. Then I deter,•
iuined to break with this bad habit, and
I did. One can give up anything if one
but tries hard enough."
Pennsylvania Woman's Odd -Act, '
(Philadelphia Record.)
Possibly the oddest advertisement to a
rural setiement In this State Is a meat mar-
ket finger -hoard alga surmounting a fountain
and circular Clower bed in Lincoln, the little
Lancaster county village, which was former-
ly known aa New Ephrata.
The sign in puostion was devised by an am-
bltious wife, who endeavors to secure trade
for ber little frentsband dooryerd ofutheir Mue ine. Aupa l
of water, on the order of a fountain, almost
alcementicop come, and the pool Isrwellad fiiled
with delicate water plants and gold fish.
out
iron or trodnhasob of
this
Ito held
at
swinginghighteular te Showives wettoabovethe]ants.
Iron
fence which encloses the yard, and at the
top of the rod is the crowning attraction,
a circular sign which advertises her hus-
band's business, with a band pointing sug-
gc' tive!y to hie meat market, situated demon
the street, a few doors below her home.
BLOSSOMS
sn welt-- I am so sick: Finally I cried Albert chevalier write+] has colter "�
Vane smiles. dislike you,but I don't; honestly, I for three months and be is Ringing for Y
"Can't say.I do," lie Bays, (though be would iIcould, but 'f can't. I t:lon't her. " -- out, 'Can't you keep anything on your songs when the inspiration seizes him,
does, and remembers many other things think anyone could. Oh, I and not flat- "Anything there is," says Vane, not stotnarh?' 'Only my hands, Tum; only and some of his best were done in ten
that occurred in the Engadine besid,':t tering,. Yon are too clever to be won conceitedly, but indifferently. my hands.'"
the badly rooked vegetables); "my mem-
cry is bed,;'
"'row I r-nvv ;you!" she says -and she
sighs lirvhtly, "I cult asked Lord frail- member old ::cures. Lady Jeanne, lion- months ago. ,
crick, the creat wit, whom 111 should e,,tly, I liked you that first; time --Mali "Shall I play for you? T. remember rw '
consider the happy man. What do N 111 we will never speak of any mnrr....that ery note," vile adds, in a, low unlet., and
think be said? 'rho man .who at five- first time I saw y•ni; 1 was a little jeit- her finger:e touch the kepi pensively for f Canadi1111 Midair Restorer
and -thirty bass list hie memory and tray- t,;ta, pei•ltapS, for you Avera meet exas- a moment. ' \y111 restore gray hair to its natural One of the modern ceteris of paysi-
ed his digestion. :crttitt;fly pretty in that white dress; A murmur rung anemia the roomm, The •color, mope felling hair, cau:cns to 1a1 devrlopinent that has wan favor is
e rate, nty iii"nation is all 1 at I liked you,and I do ..ant yin to fame of Vane's voice is widespread. lliefl .row nn hala1 hn-ids, euros dandruff, a systematic ntettied of breathing. A Ate guy l �i , like me. I.eWI �rwc'ar n friendehi'r tee 1 tick their bands in their oiiketsi, ilea jigtrlej yaps i a.ecaih rel t(11 ." o I"stolid: eeettan inquirer *lie/ .vas interested in
Tight," says Vane. 'tu„iti11,.,. i, tee p � g y g ► v
"And having hat ;tone
memory y(111 the man says 1n the play.” tlirnw beet: their beetle as is their wont nee the hair and whiokdrrr btcotno trick, the prineiplcs of this system recently
are the happy man, .elle sang. ,Leanne 'i:Mlles, What i-tn elm nay- when they want to listen; women eras -o C priys,911(1, XtlrI Pc a :and three ;► wrote to one of its professors for a t.tl
An,1 elle looked. up at lain with :t %weep nkat wonlrt anyone Pay 111 itn=twrr to the 1'batfei ifl. ants glide nearer then )"+t1pe, rent ,,tarc1 -i or Il ;gni ami: elx .4 seriptive pamphlet. One of the rules on
of the dart. fide tic.tt ;-ite dc•litlt and appeal, nude, all the eweete:;t and mast Jl:ere is a profound silence, bream only tent stains. neve no agenciels. Must the first page read as follows:
inodtnin"r to the dart. blies aye:. Nina of toffee, ate] with a frant:nes; by the distant tnui•mur of the two per- b -i r YY1ci1 cl utrof mm t -n eu�'iour(att "After the morning bath take a deep
vane .. i i -; Attft•ty I.n :guerre, If to lie ' which eceina tenth it:elf? t.:idy Literlle sons at the Ind of the conservatory, who dfue•ateew wye risen t1d vrornPn, 't>trrite limy breath, retain it as long as peesible, then
envied 13 to 1,e happy, Vane ought t„ L" takes the -sutile as an sent. we. not listening-. Jeanne and C.la.rence. 1nedlateiy ter full particulars, 5t9alfd• slowly exl,ire.
in the highest state of felicity, for tiled "'ibat's all right;' ate ways, with a (To be continued.) • . THE MERWiN 00., Windsor, On It'e decided not to try the Ity'ataut,
b • sne11 poor than as that, e,prrjall • alai turns over the music, and comes
when it roma 11151 a women's; hand. upon the Neapolitan song which Jeanne '
And, besides, you are too happy to fa. had heard at the Gate House some •
• or fifteen minutes, on old scraps of
paper. Once a lamp post was :hit desk,
a friei.d anteing an umbrella over hint to
keep off the rain.
hying Made Easy.
• (llarper'a Weekly.)
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