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2 A Word to Ministers
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ONLY .3 CONVICTS,
OUT OF 100 REFORM.
A Talk With a Parole Agent.
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( New York Sun.)
"Three per cent. of the ex-eotivicts rce
form:" sae' F. W. Ilellriegel.
afr- Irellrlegel ie patrol agent for the
New York Prioon Association, a -society
which for 60 yenta has beeu doing what
it eould to give eotivicts another elmuce
In life, ILe sat in the little office et 135
East Fiftieth street, in which niany eor-
ry, stories have been told.
'Three per mt., according to statis-
tics," continue(' the parole agent. " Tbe
other 07 return to- a criminal life, either
from choice or because they liaven't
strength or character to resist their old
pals,
"To get at the 3 per cent, though,
• We're got to sift over the whole lot.,
Every one that comes Imre bas got. to
be helped to the best of our ability, or
some, of them will come. Once let the
word go round that we turn eyerybody
down, and they'll all stay away.
"IVIiat's the difference between those
who reform and those who do not? Just
this. Those that reform are the mei-
donnas.
"They may have been wild, reckless,
even dissipated. But they are not mem-
bers of the criminal °lass. Give them a
chance, and they'll get back,
'Without ii chance they are extremely
! helpless. So we'veigot to sift over the
• -whole 100 per cent. to get the 3, But
• It's worth it,
"In 1899 there was a man hi this town
• -who had a nice place as photographer.
While he earned $00 a month, his wife
would spend $65. The deficit wasn't
large, but it -was just enough to keep
him banind all the time.
"Well, a baby came along, unexaeated-
ly. There wasn't any money in the
bouse to get a doctor, to hire a nurse,
• to buy medicine or even proper clothes
and food, He forged a cheque for ready
cash, and before he could get to ais
friends for a loan to make good the of-
ficers had him. They sent him up for
10 months.
"When he came out he found that his
• -wife had got a divorce and married some
, one else. He .had never done manual
labor and didn't know how. He was mora
bidly ashamed to go to his friends.
"He came here. I gave /am meal tick-
ets, lodgings, clothes and kept him un -
.der my eye for four months. At the end
, of that time I felt satisfied that I was
• safe in recommending him.
"I got him a place as shipping clerk at
;$8 a week. To -day he is earning $2,000
a year with one of the biggest corpora-
tions in the country.
"Now, that man was not a criminal.
Under the same circumstances I would
do the same'take my two years and
think it an honor. But here's another
case:
"There was a man avlao was On adver-
tising agent and afterward gum -terms-
; ter in a New York regiment in the Span-
. ish war. He was jolly, popular, a good
; fellow, with a great head for executive
. duties.
'After bis. retin.n from the war he
got in with some sports and began to
play the races. One day he went to a
poolroom, playea and lost. When he had
parted with his last cent a tout gave
him a tip.
"'He had the keys of his employer's
store and the combination of the safe.
It .was a .Saturday afternoon in summer
and no one was in the store.
"He took $300 out of that safe, per-
fectly confident that he would win and
replace it. The horse was left at the
post, and. within forty-eight hours he
was in jail. • He got a ken terna, be-
cause, the eircumstapees were all bad.
"Now this act was not so justifiable.
In factlt was not justifiable at all. The
man was entirely te,
"Nevertheless, he Was not in the crim-
inal class. Ile was in the bigh roller
glass'but not the criminal. A man may
drink, gamble, dissipate, and still never
he A criminal. Nevertheless, if he falls
into the criminal class it will be by rea-
son of these things, and they will tell
terribly against him in any trial.
"Now this man was actually starving
in the street when 1 foxind him. I had
to feed him with peptotates at first, Ilis
atomach could not bear a, mouthful of
.solid food.
"It was two months before he was lit
to take a job. Then he wanted to go
off somewhere where he would never
see any one he knew again, I said to
him ;
"'Jimmy, uo matter where you go,
some will turn up who knows you,
and the you'll be under suspicion. Bet-
ter start where it's all known and live
St down.'
"He said, 'My God, I can't do it.'
"But family he made up his mind he
could, and took a job in a hat atore on
Broadway, between—well, we'll say be-
' tween Twenty-third and Thirty-lourth
streets.
, "That's a fairly well frequented thor-
, °malaria Old friends of his came along
, every day. He stayed there for seven
anoittlis selling hats on salary and coin-
! erasion. Then he left for a better place
on Fulton street. • His employer said
• "This man has done time, but he hes
been perfectly straight with me, and is
a valeable man.
"When he got ready to leave the sec-
ond place, the second employee said the
• same thing. He went from there into a
big department store to demonstrate a
certain article. And. be went from
; there' into what is without exeeption
! the hardest stem in this city to get in-
to, to demonstrate a more important
"He is to -day making $3,500 a year,
, and he will demonstrete that article at
the St. Louis Exposition. 1 am per-
fectly sure he will neverafall down noun.
Fie lied bis lesson and got enough.
"Now the helplessness of both these
; met was that they .didn't know either
bow to do tw how to find any manual
: labor. If they'd gone to a cheap res.
• titurant end totted for a iob M. dishwash-
. Ina, the bosh slinger weetla have turned
' them down, beeause they didn't look the
part. Their lives would have wreeked
without a helphisshand Just at that time.
"And yet to -day they .are useful and
valuable members of soelety. And their
records show that inipilsonment ettn be
• lived down, that the ex-eonviet Will not
be hounded out of jobs if he goes about
It the right way.
"The elothes they give an ex -convict
,to go out into the world with are enough
'to brand hint for life. Just look at
; these."
abr. lIellriegel unioeked 5 door and ciao
Payed a little room full of.nien's clothes.'
-There was a big book full of ties, it box
-Of 'Mier& and ruffs, And shelvest lined
with odd garments fitted to the mese&
line form.
Mr, Ifellriewd took A pair af Allots off
slielf ant eyea them with diegust,
L "Leek at tholes brownie," said ho. "Ilot
job. Ho mu only work under orders.
. "And that% the .kind of people javen-
• Ile inetitutions are tinning out all the
time. I coult name juvenile institutione
in this eity that are breediug places of
- criminals, Not eonsciously, but simply
from the berdin,g together of vaet num-
beta of children,. under entirely unnat-
ural conditions. 0, C. Brace, lit' the Chia
dren's Aid Society, ia perfectly correct
when he says that the institution bred
Ana is not much better than the street
bred ehild.
"Furthermore, the whole prison sys-
tem of the State of New York is demi
against the transformation of the con-
vict into a useful member of society,
far as my figures go, and there's no
reason way they should differ very much
from others, the two things that make
criminele are the habit of drink and the
lack of a troale.
"Nearly all that eerie in here cen read
and write. Nearly all profess a religious
belief. What church do they belong, to?
The large majority of them belong to
one church. 1 won't any whet church
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' isn't elutrelt or the three les they
stand in need of, but goodaabits aria A
trade,
"Now, there is exactly one penal insti-
tution in this State that teaches men
up-to-date, practical trades, that they
zen follow when they get out. That is
the Elmira, Reformatory.
"The man at the head of that is..001,
Scott, a man of the type of larockwaa,
bis predecessor. The politicians got
Brockway out, but Seott is the same
kind of man, and, like the other, be came
from Massachusetts; where they raise
that kind of men. They teach the men
up there twentieth century trades, that
they can, bring down to New York city
and go to work at. •
"In every other penal institution in
the State they teach trades htat are per-
lectly useless to the man, because they
arc fifty years behind the times.
'"A man will ovine In here tuid ttar' Ire
is a shoemaker, What MB he make?
These brogaus, there, by band, that you
couldn't give away in New York because
a beggar would kick them off his feet.
'Perhaps the man has been taught to
make mate by hand. Itsivould take him
two days to maim a mat that a machine
woula make better in half au hour. The
system is all wrong, all useless.
a soul on the Bowery but would. Ithow
where they came from. Nailed together,'
leather tinned with tannic acid,. war-
ranted to eat man's feet of in two
week.
"Well, 1 ran up, agaiust a young fellow
on Houston street the other day. lie had
on those shoes and one of those unhappy
looking gley Piled: suits they send the
mmi out M. and he ‚wait pale and down
at the mouth. 1 slapped innt oit the back
and saki: •
"'Hello, Jimmy. When did you °got
out'
alio shied off and said; don't know
you.'
1 said, 'but I know you, Conn
with me.'
"The young fellow began to look des-
arate.
'I don't know what you're arresting me
for,' said he, tt beven't done anything.'
"Who's going to arrest you?' said '1
Want to do you a favor. Let's take
a walk.'
"He stopped and braced himself,
"'You may as well understand,' saki
he, 'that I am pot going to steal,'
"'That settles it,' said I.
"Well, I brought him up here and got
his story. It was a mere boy's trick that
got aim in than anything else; attempt-
ed burglary, inspired by Cheap literature,
and a desire for cigarette money.
"Ile hail gone in under A false name,
so as to save las family, and during his
year he had never let them know where
he was. Ho has a home and good folks
over in Jersey. He was prepared to hoof
it home, but he had no money to buy
clothes, and he knew those clothes would
be a dead giveaway at home.
"I relieved him of his' brogans, and
gave him some eivilezed footgear and
another suit and a light overcoat. Then
I saw him started for home, with money
to eat on'and shook hands with him
when he left.
"I'd stake my life that he'd never get
In trouble again. 1 never saw anybody
so utterly and thoroughly disgusted with
prison life. His stomach turned at the
thought of it. ,
"Now, but one of these men was a
criminal, although all bed done criminal
acts. Such a man, if helped before be
becomes a wreck, is apt to keep straight-
er the rest of his life than he ever did
before. He is effeetually sobered.
"But when you strike the criminal
class, per se, you find men whose hered-
ity and environment has been wrong
from the beginning. It's costly environ-
ment.
"You can take a child from the lower
East Side and put it in good surround-
ings, and it will grow up straight. And
you .ciin take a child from the best blood
in this country and put it in the lower
:East Side, and it will grow up a crook.
"In the first place, the babits of all
these men are irretrievably bad. I be-
lieve 70 per cent. of all the criminality
in this country is caused by drink. And
they come out of prison worse that they
went in„
"The post of warden in the prisons of
New York is a political job, The aver-
age prison keeper in New York is a
man beter fitted • to deal with animals
than with men.
"The men get whiskey and dope all,
the time. Their folks send them money
to buy comforts, and the keepers sell
• them the stuff. How do I know? The
men tell me.
"I say, 'Jimmy, where did you get the
white stuff?' That's morphine.
"They say, 'Oh, the kepers ahvays sup-
ply it if you put up.'
Lie? Of course, they'll lie. But they
'wouldn't all tell • the same lie for six
Years mining, Would they?"
"These men are all drink and dope
fiends. But, More than this, and worse,
sometimes think, none of them has a
trade. It's very, very seldom that a
mechanic gets into State prison.
"They have no trade, they are not
even skilled laborers. But there's plenty
of work that isn't skilled, and doesn't
orill for any aeferences; dishwashing,
'roustabouts, pick and shovel.
• "Some of them take it job for a month
or two, till an old pal runs across them,
and they're too weak to resist. Others
Absolutely refuse to work.
"I gave a man -tiled' tickets the other
day, and then asked him to sweep out
the area. Ile threw down the meal
tiekets and said:
"'1 wouldn't sweep out the aren for
all the help your society can give me.'
"rye had men stand here and tell me
to my face that the rich people of New
York suported this place to take care ok
them, and they'd see me damned before
they'd •work for me. Such men despise
men who work, and think themselves
much above the stiffs who handle the
pick and shovel. They are criminuls
from eboice, end they do time over and
over again.
"That's the two classes: regular and
accidental criminals. But now aere's
another.
"The wife of a multainillionaire sat in
this room not long ;ago and said; "Mr.
Hellriegel, give a million dollars to
make my boy honest.'
"I said: 'Madam not all the millions
in the world will "ever mole your boy
honest."
"That young man Is the son of one of
the solid men of Me city, it banker. He
was so wild and blew it in so ae,rd that
las father Out off all supplies.
"The youngster eimply began to forge
las father's name. He WOO an expert at
it. He was a fine looking young fellow
and had a place in a ema estate office
at $40 a weeja What was $40 a week to
lam
"He stole las own mother's diamonds
to give tt supper to chorus girls. The old
nanes got a pile of phony paper that fat
In the safe that lie paid before he finally
let the boy do time. What's phony im-
port Vhat's bad eheques. Queer paper
Is counterfeit money.
"That young sna,n ie absolutely with-
out, »ioral suseeptibilities, and Tie is ab-
soluetly heartless. Ho 18 neither it 'regu.
lar criminal nor an aciedental eriminal.
Ile is
it degenerate.
".There's no other Orme that is very
bard to do anything with. The test of
whether a men is reclaimable is \a-416ther
lie will work. But ;there's one elms of
people who will work if the Work is put
in their bands, but who are helpiesa
about finding it for themselves.
"That's the institutionalized inan.
have one ou liand now that I made a job
for, lIeai been M it a year, and I guest
bell litor° to ritzy in it.
"He's respeetful, willing to work, and
anxious to please. But to go out and find
himself a job—he actively cannot do it.
"And lie don't lanow enough to pick up
it broom off the floor, if be hasul been
instructed to an it. lie await initiative
enough even to beg. Ito 18 thoroughly
histitutionalized. lie was brought up iit
an orphan esylant, lie no sooner left
than he gat iitto,trouide, tout he's spent
most of las life sinee in institutions—pro-
teetdries, reformatories Ana prisons.
1 By Rev, Thomas. 13. Greirora ill ;
Detroit Tintee,
Certain things have happened of late
silach would seem to make it necessary
that some one, baling the cause of re-
ligiou at Wart, should speak a few plain
ai-oras to the ministers.
It is thoroughly eettlizea, that many
ministers do not need these words'but
it is very evident, if reports are true,
that there are clergymen who do need
them, and uee4 them badly.
fit. Paul, in his letter to the Romans,
speaking of his calling as a preacher,
said, "I magnify mine office.!'
If the half that sve hear is to be be-
lieved, there AM certain procliers in
the land wbo, instead of naagnifYina
their office, are doing their level beet
to belittle and degrade it. .
For example, it is said that not bong
ago a Newark clergyman invited the
men of his congregation to attend the
church services in their shirt sleeves,
assuring thent that he himself should go
loto his pulpit and preach in the same
easy costume.
And there is the ease of the other
New Jersey janitor, who notified his
flock, that be Intended to hold in his
church, on Sunday mornings, during
the hot • weather, special services at
avid& smoking was to be allowea during
the stemma
' Filially, we bave the case of the
Wisconsin minister who has made ar-
rangements with the business men of
his town whereby, in return for donee
tions, they are to liave advertising
privileges in his church --so much space
on the walls of the church in return for
so much cash.
If what is said of those ministers is
true, it is quite apparent that they
have a aery inadequate conception of
the value, dignity and sacredness of
their office.
If they are guilty of the alleged in-
discretions, they are Manifestly out of
place in the pulpit. At heart they may
be good men but they don't know what
it means to be a minister of the gos-
pel, They have missed their calling.
Of coulee, a, man sitting in church
"But, now, suppose an Elmira .Reform- in his shirt sleeves, with a pipe or
atory boy comes down here witli a good cigar in his mouth, looking thrmigh
practical trade. anxious to work and clouds of tobacco smoke, now at the
make a new start in life. Perhaps he business. ads. on the walls and ,now at
never in bis life before was taught any- 1 the maims ipinister at the desk, can
thing useful—'never had a chance. hear .what the preacher may hare to
"Will the trades unions let him work say as well as though he Were differently
a it? No, ma'am, they will not, because ' attired and in the midst et .o different
he has no union card. environment,
"It is worse in some trades than oth- . But theta are very few sensible people
ers. In steatifitting, bricklaying and -whoa if questioned upon the subject,
certain other trades it is impossible forwould not give it as their candid opinion
suoh a man to get it. job, unless his that the conditions referred to are not
friends have. influence with the contrite- • those under which .the gospel should be
tor or tae walking delegate. preached. or heard.
Down at the bottom religion. is an
"And even the contractor wouldn't
appeal to the hearer's reverence, and
dare put atiin on at the actual trade.
Heel.give him it team, or something like the conditions that are the most favor -
that.
able to the promotion of that senti-
"Now, I aealize that trades unions ment are those above all others, which
have a perfect night to keep owes ap. tho minister is in duty bound to encour-
and hours of labor down, if their eau, ago -
If lie lowers the standard of That's their their business, and to do at I
they've got to unionize labor. But the , vice, if be permits any •otheridea
time has got to come when they'll have than the one of reverence to dominate,
to admit every mina to the union -who t or even perceptibly to levoelloir stihmet it
eaworship, he may as
tan do union work. a
"No one not in this work can imagine church.
i
the importance of a trade. It overbid-
Theres an atmosphere of worship
ances even good habits.
and. with that atmosphere shirt sleeves
and tobacco smoke, bilboards and busi-
"Why, I know a inan who is a, wire
nese advertisements cannot be raade to
knitter. He snakes the screens t.hey put
•
mound banharmonize.k cages and such places. I .
There is a place in this great big
never sow him sober, but hell never go •
-world for the man who wants to sit
to jail, for every day he's able ta work
in his shirt sleeves and smoke, and
he can get $7. ia place, there is, too, for the bulletin
"He'll begin a piece with a certain pat -
boards of trade; but that piece is not
tern, and when it's half done he'll go on
e o
a tear, and his boss will patiently wait; the housf God.
.
for him to return to finish it. Nobody
iThe minister who imagines that he
can finish it likehim. I know men who s going to make men better .by lower -
aro confirmed drunkards, and yet will Mg Ins ofifce to the level of their
never go to jail,weaknesses is laboring under a tremen-
because every day they i dous mistake.
are sober they can make good wages, who aliou.la at-
"I tell you the best preventive work I
For a clergyman
in this city would be it trade school for ,
tetmto lure Me in
every boy, every boy in a trade school,' elurt to going to las -with the assurance that while
in the :sacred edifice I might sit in
and the imams compelled to let them
shirt sleeves and •stnoke, I could
work after they had learned their beide. ' mY
haye no particle of reseed.
"The aections of the -city criminals
And the overwhelming majority of
men would, I have no doubt, express
themselves to the same effect.
It is about thee that thisbelittling
and degrading of religion by its own
ministers had ceased.
• It is about time that right-minded
clergarmen—and those are
pockets. From From the upper West Side come alloy in the majority—put m quietus
the burglars, house and store thieves. upon the typo of minister I am speaking
"Does this argue more brains andof—the minister who, sadly misuuder-
bravery on the mut of the Wesa. Siders71 sta,ndieg the nature of his calling, is,
Not at all. It argues more skill and 1 in the name of religion doing all he can
manual dexterity on the art of the East to make religion the bat of ridicule and
Skiers. .
.
"The residents of the lower East Side e"BtaecikliPtte. St. Paull And let the word
are small, of stature, delicate of touch, , of every minister .be, "I magnify mine
with deft fingers. They are built for office."
pocket -picking. Moreover, there are
schools for itstruction in the art. .
"The East Side Fagins have long been
renoWned for their skill and pedagogic
ability. There are three persons eu-
gaged in every pocket picking; the dip-
per, who steals the loot; the stall, to
whom he passes it, and the shover, •who
pawns it: The Fagin .stands by and
watches the job.
"1-fis pupils. are all schoolboys, fiem
10 to 14 years old, corrupted and trained
without the knowelge of their parents.
He pays the dipper 50 cents for a yel-
low super --a gold watch; 25 cente for a
Brooklyn Eagle—a gold filled watch;
from 10 to 20 cents for a leather --a
pocketbook. These boys are being, cor-
rupted for life simply for the sake of
theatre, candy and cigarette money."
"To what extent is this going on,"
Mr. Ilellriegel awurig in ins swivel
cbair eefleetioely.
"Well, now, I'll tell you," said lie, "I'M
not very thinskinned, but the extent to .
which it is carried on is appalling even Chicago, speaks to young women
"The Vagina are all in politics, And I about dangers of the Menstrual
to me.
tions, I will say, though, that it slacked
they keep school under all aaininistras I Period,
I "To YOurso IiSroure:—/ aiiifeired for
up o.little under Jerome,soand that it's i
brisker now. t years with clysruenotrhea rinful periods), so rauelt 'so that I readed
"The basic trouble is the tower East every month, as I knew it meant three
Side It's simply a case of the practical • or four days of intense titan. The
application of the theories of Theodore ! doctor said this was due to an inflamed
Roosevelt. They believe ill bringing condition of the uterine appendages
enormous families into the world with- caused by repeated andnegleeted colds.
out food to put in their mullet or amain "if young girls only realized how
enough to stow them away. The houses dangerous it is to take cold at this
are so -crowded that the children live in critical time, much suffering would be
the street, and then the Vegins get hold steered them. Thank God for Lydia
of them." A member of the 'office force enterea DE.ri
Oukid,thralchatres Vegetables Com.
that was e only medicine
at this moment and said, "Mr. Iielitieg,el, Which helped me any. Within three
have You got anything about n, man weeks after I started to take it, I
named Julius Hecht on your records?" notieed A marked ireproYaMent it my
"'Milne," said Mr. Ilellriegol, without general health, and at the time of my
moving, "is a pickpocket. He is a Bus- n,,,eart niorithly perioa the pain had
51511pickpockean
t, d therefore superior turadlialle" considerably. I kept slIt
to the home-grown artiele.4 Ire has-been the treatment, And was tatted a month
(wrested five times in the last four Igl"r• 1 alt likt tult‘th° P"'1" sit"'
,years. About fifty year in State's rel, I Mt in perfect health, my eyes. are
Fem. I would eecommeed for ;Whoa" brighter, I have added 12. pounds to my
weight, my Color is good, awl I feel
light andhappy."--MrssAenna Mtutit,
MS Votette.e Ave. Chicago, Ill.— WOO
*Witt it orieleat of Ague leiter pootereginuine.
nias. canna ba procareod.
The Monthly sleknesa teflee,ts
the eoliditieti of a Womaten
Ikealtli* Anything barmaid at
that tbao Shoald lutVe ptOligit
bad POPO' attelitlOnts ...._ ..•
come from? Well, now, that's rather
interesting.
"The two breeding grounds for crim-
inals in New York are the lower East
Side and the West Side from Thirty-
seventh street to Sixty-sixth.
"From the lower East Side come pick -
Miss Agnes Miller, of
"He's mayried it girl," said the office
man.
"Well, no girl mule injure julius," said
Mr. liellriegel, gravely.
"But her folks Ewe trying "o get the
marriage annulled, She's it nice girl,"
said the young man.
"Then I'm very sorry for ;ruling girl;
very, very softy," said Mr, liellriegel,
W1,IVWS *VP WIDOWERS.
Seale Stories About Them tint Are
Bard to believe.
No clam.. of bereaved people have
emotions which are the subject of bp
nitwit speculation as widows and wid-
owers„ and while they will always re-
main to be the butt of cheap jokes and
the objects of mystified admiration al-
ternately, there are evolences that lead
us to conclude that they nearly always
find a second .experiment worth while.
'Hero are some bona fide anecdotes of
Philadelphia widows and widowers col.
lected by en enthusiastic specialist on
the subject ;
A well-known man recently (1ecided to
marry again, Ilia second choice fell
upon a woman wlio had been a com-
panion and friend to his first wife. In-
terested relataaee and friends wondered
how they adjusted the &Coate complex -
of the situatiori. The complexities
were mythical, for it is said that wife
No. 2 and the quondam widower talked
of wife No. 1 constantly, end the happy
men was heard to soya "Do yoa know
J think, aare luta the best luck it wives
that eny man ever bad,"
On one occasion they were Been going
to the country leaded with immense
bunclies of cut flowers. It transpired af-
terward that they visited every Sunday
the cemetery where the first wife woe
buried and placed blossoms on the grave.
-tlertaiuly the woman who thus showed
herself superior to mortal feelings de-
served the bight encomiums her husband
liee.pial upon her.
Another widower chose a. rather dif-
ferent way of impressing upon Ilia wife
the fact that a sainted woman had. oc-
cupied her plaee before her. Ile sent out
cards for an elaborate reception to cele-
brate the anniversary of his marriage
to Itis first wife. But the second mis-
tress of his heart was 'game." All
through this seemingly gruesome enter-
tainment she stood beside hint dispens-
ing bospitality and claret pulich to the
guests who had been friends of her hus-
band's first choice. History is unsat-
isfactorily non -committal as to the sub-
sequent conduct of this' aniatble woman,
but it is safe to Assert that there was
no repetition of that anniversary fes-
tilli.sto widows: Mrs. Black, a peculiar-
ly eccentric woman, who adored her first
husband, married again.
"Will," she said, before the secoud
marriage. "1 want to ask a favor of
you."
"What is it, dears?" he gaiesiionea,
"Why," she said, "you know I loved
my first husband, and I want to ask you
if you would mind having his name put
with youd on the wedding cards ?"
The ;enraptured husband -to -be suc-
cumber', and when the wedding invita-
tions went out they read: "Mr. J. Dud-
ley Black Indigo," and to this day Mr.
indigo is the proud possessor of a mid-
dle name, which name belonged to his
wife's first husband.
Calling at a house whose mistress's had
been a widow before her recent mar -
riage,a relative saw the new husband
i
deep n the litter of it large packing box,
"Gracious," she exclaimed, "what are
you doing with that big box in the
drawing room ?"
"Hush," cautioned the widow's hus-
band, "Pm planning a title surprise for
Marie. She's had an awful fit. of, the
blues since sve came home from the wed-
ding trip. I just know she's been griev-
ing about George, so I thought I would
cheer her up. I've sent to the storage
Muse for his collection of curios. You
know she thought an awful lot of them,
because he collected them. It -will do
her a world of good to see them She'll
tumble right into them when she comes
down to dinner," And, plunging deeper
into the cavernous box, this phenomenel
man continued his work of total self'
elinegattan.—Phila. Record.
Two Years Abed.—"For eight
years I suffered as no one ever did with
rheumatism: for two rears I lay in bed:
could not so much as feed myself. A. friend
recommended South American Itheumatp
Cure. After three doses'I could sit up. To-
day I Am as strong as ever I was."—Mrs.
'John Cook, 287 Clinton street, Torouto.-2.
HUNGRY LYNX IS A TERROR.
California Variety, Though Small, the
Most Dangerous of All. '
California has in her hills the uargest
and most kind-hearted of the great fight
ers, the grizzly, and. at the same time
the smallest and most treacherous, the
red lynx. Most hunters call them
"wildcats," but they are not. The real
wildcat has a long tail and lives only
in Europe—in fact, he's about extinct
now—and old hunters dread the wailing
midnight cry of. a hungry lynx more
than they do al the groVas a grizzly
ever let. out.
For when a lynx is maddened by „hun-
ger he feara neither man or beast, the
most of the animals of the forest give
bhm tbe road without waiting for hint
to ask it. In Canada and even in the
northern row of states of this nation,
the lynx grows to be much larger than
they do in the warmer climate of the
southwest. Save for those killed by an
• ocasional hunter the lynxes hold undis-
puted sway in the foothills.
• No matter bow soundly they may be
sleeping, you can never catch one "nap-
ping, for at the slightest smut of your
approach he will clear the ten or fifteen
feet between his test end ground and
be off like it flash in the undergrowth.
About the only way to get these fellows
Is with hounds, and then generally one
or two of the dogs get pretty severely
• tl t Is the lynxs usually stay tit
tellifeekveualn6:Ferilbrush or el caves during the
aay, coining out to work hevoe in the
quail coveys by monlight. Then, if the
night be bright, the hound hunter bas
real sport, rousing the round -eyed owls,
with his shouts of encouragement to the
dogs,which are not Always ready to rush
into the teeth of an angry eat.
It, is alinost impossible to trap eat,
though a hungry lion may occasionally
be caught in this manner. Now and
then it eat can be run into n trap pre-
viously set elfin' it railway, and in this
way the lunibermen of the Canadian pin -
tries take many of the eats that infest
Die greet forests of the north. • The
Nether sorth you go the entailer the
lynxs become, until the family winas tm
with the little pampas eat of the South
American patine. Our lynx, however, is
the most savage of sal, and the liaraest
for any dog, no matter /low good he may
be, th master. in ft fight n eat line
all immenee advantage over a dog in that
he ean fight with all fours, and 'usually
does so. There is little worse men be.
gren antar of demi than to saake
nu ola lama out of a time in their itidet.
When a lynx Belts he 'doesn't bite eald
let go like n wolf or dog, but bites tina
hangs on like a bulldog, while last thaws
keep up a. end of atutre-drunt aeconmani-
metit on the dog's ribs. It tabes n pret-
ty good dog to do lip a lynx and
wheel it thoroughbree bunter gets Emelt
e dog it takes a mighty good peke to
buy lam
ACROSS UNEXPLORE� ALASKA.
• A TRIP PROM THE 'YUKON
• •TO''rkiE ARCTIC OCEAN.
•
The L'ulted. States CeOlogicel Survey
has just publiebea the story of the
'pioneer journey through Central Alaska
between the Yulant basin and the ,Arctiir
Ocean. This journey, of 035 Mile* yea
recently maile by Melee's. Schrader and
Peters et' the survey, with their essist-
ants, and nearly all the way it was a
revelation of the unknown.
In the extreme mat and west, Alaska
bas been erosse(1 from south to north,
but no one knew wilat might be found
through tile north ceutral part of the
country. 1.1:here remain now only two
large regions in Alaska, in, the northeast
and, the northwest, that am 4111 wholly
untrhev
PlQrodlednie is beautifully' illuatratea,
with photographic reproductions sheaving
the typical features of the region. We
knew the John River where it joins the
Koyukuk, but &limier and Peters as-
cended It through its valley, across the_
Rocky Mountaine, and the pictures show
it a lamed, placid stream. even Among
majestic mountains that else far above
It. Here we see stretches of underbrush
and stunted firs along one bank, while
the other is a broad 'beach strewn 'with
gentle 14 to im ineppreciable t fluo
neked eye.
The explorers have proposed the nalfie
of Aretio Coastal Plain far this tuestre,
• country. Its flat einem is dotted hero
and there with shallow points and lake -
lets which in most instances have no out-
let.
Arriving at ebe ecatst they mapped the
deltit of the Colville River and secured
iage in boats paddled by Vogul -mum
along the ocean edge westward to Point
Barrow. Thus .the eutire journey was
nuide by water* anil it was not a very
uneemfoliteble *rip sexeepting for the
plague of mosquitoee.
Coel detritus, euggestiag the probable
occurrence of coal of economic value, was
,found in the John River gravela among
Die mountains. It may be eelled it, good
grade of bitununous.
Coal was also found at several palate
94 the Antic slope, notebly oe the An-
aktuvuk and. Colville Rivera. On the
Colville coal is abundant and esineekh.
• Ems. It may not, hewever, prove suit-
able for export or Esteeming purposes.
No other minerals of impedance were
discovered,
rock debria.
Not a glacier appears m the fine moun-
tain views, but we see patches of suow
and lops lines •of it filling the IlaiToW
Sears that wrinkle the deep slopes. Ap-
parently there are , no flat eurfaces of
sufficient extent ta afford a gathering
ground for the quantity of snow re-
quired to nourish important glaciers.
North of the mountains another series
of river views of entirely different char-
acter were taken. They are pictures along
the Anaktuvuk ,tributary of the Colville,
and on the Colville River, and here we
see long stretenes of flatttopped bluffs
bordering Ono side of the valley, while
• on the other etony river plains freqeuntly
.extend far away from the river. The
Colville and its tributary draining to
the Arctic Ocean are not nearly so large
as the John, which, in its wider reaches,
is majestic in appearance.
Other views show the Indians and in
the far aorta the Esquimanx, who hunt
along these rivers. Then there are views
of the flat, 1110SBcovered trunda, which
borders the Arctic Ocean, and the small
waves of that sea are seen breaking on
the flat shore. The pictures are particu-
larly interesting because they BO gralyi-
cally depict a part of our domain which
no explorer bas ever seen before.
The party ascended the Koyukuk River
to the mouth of the John, where an
abundance of supplies had been stored
for them, This is on the edge of the great
Koyukuk River placer mining region,
where miners are now washing out over
$700,000 ivorth of gold dust in a year.
In .April, before the John River opened,
Mr. Peters made a reconpaisance up the
river, travelling on the ice. For several
days his party followed the trail of a soli-
tary person, four of whose camps they
passed.
The person was overtiakon at last and
was found to be it native Indian woman
who was travelling alone and subsisting
on rabbits which she caught in primitive
traps.
It is 'their custom to ascend the John
and ether tributaries of the Koyukuk in
winter to aunt. They find enough cari-
bou to supply them with food, and as
they never go beyond the timber line
they are able to build fires to cook their
food ond warm their eamps. Theycol-
leeskins and furs ,and when the rivers
thaw they build rafts and float down
• to Bergman on the Koyukuk, where they
tmde the skins for blankets and other
commodities.
a It was not till June that the canoe
'voyage up the John River began. Brief-
ly stated, the explorvrs passed through
three distinct varieties of eountry. The
most southern was -the Koyukuk region,
rich. -in gold, a rolling, hilly land, whose
hills rise to elevations of from only
1,000 to 3,000 feet above the sea, While
the Taaill valley floors are approximately
000 feet above sm. level
The second region is the mountain pro-
vince which is regarded as the north-
western cOntinnation of the Rocky
Mountains, Above the Arctic circle this
great mountain system turns abruptly
to the west and trends neserly westward
across northern Alaska.
Our explorers passed through the
mountains from eouth to north. ray,
form a jumble, With few well defined
ranges. The width of the mountain belt
is about 100 miles, and the average -ele-
vation is about 6,000 ieet. Their sides
are score(1 with the glacial marks of the
ice age.
P,assaig out of the mountainthe can-
oes were carried over a short portage
to it hake from which flows the Anaktu-
vuk, tributaea •of the Onaville. They
were now in the Arctic coast province.
The two rivers took them north and
they floated down strea,m insteal of
paddling, against the current, as in the
John River. For eighty miles north of
the mountains extends a gently rolling
plateau country, sloping northward, its
elevation gradually lowering from 2,500
to 800 feet.
Here the plateau gives away to the
nearly flat trunda country .or coasted
plain which extends about eighty miles
northward, and descends in this dietance
practically to sea level, -with a slope so
• . ^
\YUEN BABY IS SICK,
•••••••••••••...,14,
Doti% dose him with nauseous cas-
tor oil or other aerial griping pars
gativea, Above Ail things, don't give
him poisonous, "soothing" stuff, These
things only make him worse, llaby'a
Own Tablets are -what your little one
needs. They are a gentle laxative, and
make baby sleep, because they make him
well. They eool his hot little mouth,
case bis sour stoniach„ and help his ob-
stinate little teeth through painlessly.
They are what every mother neees for
her baby—and the older choldren, too.
Mrs. Routhier, Greenwood, B. C., says:
"I consider Baby's Own Tablets worth
their weight in gold in every home where
there are children. My only regret is
that I did not learn their great worth
saooner." These Tablets will help. every
child from the moment of birth on-
ward, and are guaranteed to contain no
harmful drug. Sold by all medicine deal-
ers or sent by mail at 25 cents a box by
writing The Dr, Williams' Medicine Co.,
Breekville, Ont.
UNCOMMON STORIES.
Egyptian War Cartoons of Three Thous-
and Years Ago.
Some Egyptian war cartoons 3,000
years old. are attracting attention in
London. Pharaoh's chariot is drawn lay
dogs, his soldiers are represented by
rats. The enemy's army is composed of
eats: A single combat between a rat and
a cat, each armed, with it sword, is
graphically depicted. This drawing was
the work of a cartoonist of renown in
the year 1100 B. 0.
Another cartoon represents a donkey
and a lion playing a war game of
draughts. The caricaturist was also a
writer. He describes tee soldier of the
period as the victim of "bad victuals"
and water. This would indicate, remarks
the Baltimore Sun, that like Uncle
Sean, the Egyptians had their "onbalra-
ed beef" problem. Many of the ideas
expressed by the ancient cartoonists in
their productions are found in the
drawings of modern caricaturists: There
is nothing new- under the sun.
A modern weapon In the
battle for health.—It disease ha*
taken your citadel of health, the stomach.
and is torturing you with indigestion, dys-
pepsia and nervous prostration, South Am-
erican Nervine is the weapon to drive tho
enmity from his stronghold "at the point of
the bayonet," trench by trench, but swift
and sure, it BINVay8
• Merely Used Horse Sense.
The villagers were all gathered round
the little store, taints about Sam
Jones' lost colt. It was a two-year-old,
and had strayed out of the pasture lot
the day before. Sam worried about it, the
neighbors had all been out looking for it
without suceesi, and no one seemed to
k:now where to look for it.
Jim stood there, looking on Etna listen-
ing. Jim 1MB a tall, lank young felloy,
regarded as half witted by some persons
,and. as foolish by others,
"I think I could find your horse," be
said to Sam Jones.
"Ye? Why, Jim, bow die you think
you could find him when we have had
the best men iu town out looking for
bun?"
"Well," said Jim, "I could try, couldn't
I?"
"Yes," answered the owner, ."you. Ca31
try, and if you find him I'll gore you a
dollar."
"All right," said Jim, and waked
away on Ins search. To the surprise ot
all he returned in less than half an hour
leading the missing horse by a rope
tied around his neck.
"Well, well," said Jones, as he took the
horse and paid Jim the dollar. "How in
the world did you find him so quickr
Jim answered in las long-di:awn-out
words: "Why I thought: 'Now if X was
it horse, where would I,gor And to I
went there, and ho hada—Youth's Cows
A RIVAL FOR
THE WINTER FAIR.
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The arrangements already made for the best varieties of fruits for their
the provincial limit, flower and honey purposes. On the lad day of the ex -
show, which will be held hi Toronto dur- labition, it big auction sale of fruit will
big the second week it November, indi- take place.
elite that it is likely to prove as im- The money offered for Bowers Is
portant an event in He line as the big over 100 per cent. more tban has ever
winter fair acid yearly at Guelph. No before been offerea in Toronto. About
effort is beitg spared to make cruel feat- el,500 will be given in 'niece in this sec-
ure of the showof the greateet of the tion alone. The en -augments are in
kinEl that has ever been held in Can- charge of a floral committee of which
ada. The Ontario Fruit Growers' As- Mr. Edward Tyrrel, president of the To-
sociation has drawn up it liberal prize ronto Horticultural 'Society is their -
list and will pay the transportation mat. The honey prize lid is also a
ehargee one way on all exhibits of fruit liberal 011e. Several prizes o.re offeted
sent to the show. for commercial peekages.
Special kerizes will be offered for the Amongst the important gatherings,
best exhibit of fruit made by any Agri- that will take place at the time of the
cultural society, It is expeeted 1110,11Y show will be the annual meeting of tho
of the soeieties 18 the province will Ontario Fruit Growers' Association ittia
send their total exbibite feom their fall the Ontario tee Keepers' Aetoeiation,
fairs to this show, Arrangements have while it meetlug of delegates from the
been completed to keep this fruit in various, horticultural societies of the
told storage. In this way, it ie hopea province will else be held. The Ontario
to have representative exhibite of ftuit Government him made it grant of CA°
from all parte of the province. Donlon- ta aia the exhibition, which has bean
stratiots in peeking fruit Will be givensupplemented by a grant of $00 frorit
and bulletins will be issued describing the City of Tema&
the epeciat mutlitiee of each variety of Particulate regarding, the show may
fruit, and kitting whether it 18 best for be letti by writing to the Secretary, Sti.
tookitig or eating purposes. lo this- way perintentlent If. II. Cowan, Parlisairllt
bouseholders will to enabled to seoure truilablgs, Toronto.