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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1904-06-23, Page 6Violet's Lover la a good lite, would not elieuge EE,8 oNLy OBE plaeee Sir Owen." VON Sent ti.t ()nee for the Vicar e of Li'ford, anti then returned to the haronetni room, leaviug the dee, . tore together. $ir (item Jtd greWzi very quiet now, flc lay with VWtoter betide ellUiWki In' 1118, AO though Cling. out Dedd,s Kidney pms made lug to iter, he Maid not • - • e • 'tile. Daree- Lenedale elle at the oth- "tiro a New Man, Or utile, Itie kind eeneible face full or manixteeion. had even nothing nil Ilia life that atteetol hint 48liis Liect,h.,144 wenn did. The dying man looked up as Fel- la entered the room, mid, toldeg oi from Violet, held it out to Linn "He has ewallowed he /laid' F eorritlor, tlie '1.'UM no worm.% ile said, but the "awl ere -there is Immo eolor veining ; Hier moon watt shining, anti tone+ wee eh:sashedz.ud Taira. ' Rave baek to his lipe Lady i thee both walltea thither. She itmeed eon rent the dotors home ?" week to lam again." up ee vette. awe les setw tear /eerie bent over nue witimat ret, "Owen," see said -"my deita ean trembled. there was no mletake; one ot ble et- testate; so etrangers , that ale Owen *nal IS.'ilet; and there was seeh tame, you epeak to me?" And this time atu frightened, " elm sand. "It ir torrow and anelety In Ms feeet lids moved, and bie lips trembled In perfeet enemas they stood tit the ' You are a good rriende-wilet 1. wintlow wetehierd the weenight on .„ NIB a true friend. h•fe dealings .n•itir "He VT getting beiter !"ihteritele, tee gareene. Tere had lee% there etet wife rota fair as regards Viceet, "I eau eee IlPS MOW r" +(lett+ tvrentv natunte‘z When the tioOr I ;a/ f . " OUT OF SEES They redoubled their effonte. and i of Sir Oweii's roem was eloWLy ole %Yet(." answered 1M1x, 8'1 forgive presently the pale Ito purtml. Fell\ , vital, and Dr Ihrene eatne to Uwu. e•ou." gate lam a little more brantay. To.ey ' "l have tad news toe ykul.*Ite ead. *Now look at um," whierered the left ItOthing tandem'. that they watt? In his, geivete Tull rOhNe. "1.atiF ,.11,,,,,,, taint '4a -- look wt'll at ate. 1 tio, tere four 'who steed et* araelettela ;tele, ;roe must be brave. X have Vk`r''Z; feel 'Wen, bat that is through Ten; by Idin-ide wilt\ Felix, the britietel tad news." 8 big here so long. and being fright-, alai Mrs, Weralay. At lest thee bateei She eared vete no pater. s'he ' meet,. Tea me, do 1 bceni lexe a, t1- ot gave a deep slgt: raid *awned . tarter, etreeteareate. tend alf-reariteseed,' in man? hie %saes. nil% whet beet owe tem, ' tenreora heal ; la'zt her heart was insat-1 With a wemanes weakness, Felix Y'.z t-'- thyvh`;'-' ed.* AA:- l'hiQ l'iharirs'..1‘. We'd seshr here' was -beet lower over the fare. that a few ed.geetly. . t..".tretnrel to theetztost, *hours einee had seemed to hini re, / lie Iteeked ett at fear. "Nate reest platelet. to listen alit"? puleite, ee that..stAr •Oweel ehoulti not "Setter:18h itrh't teolteateel, e1 are ral etre te weal S eave to $ay. Ted mei ,we the teem which filled his eyes. rigilt,t. t.esl. wlether *Sit. 4.)•stelet bas any ; eletx tett be angry with we," he "Tehe tee 'areal ts :the ezaTecter , weniehe arleire, 'to settle." '' said- "I d4r0 not sex 'No.'" "2 hadi a ereety tate 1 teezetretar ..t • 1 4 -„tee therwetia: atakerl at nate' tts The bareezet groaned; anti ehortly eenage saiMI ;S.?: ,.."."2-4-,-.2_. '",::: Vicrned Tut,. : 4,1",z,-.1glt Ate beetles' -s'actieesti.roed. afterware Mee. Hap% arrived from 11 ‘e..:, V....13 taezetethter .N ---.T.:::, zeree heves ' 'Tee eannot have emelt to de,' he L'itlfOrki. Ly eileVelliV. never moved; itl. "Ills w.11 Was made and s.gned she still net by her husband's side, Weer nelh 'tem, rath he hestersell at- , eante menthe' slrate," ' in Derey Lonielale kept his sta- te el aerea-, ' Sea. seemed to enderetana trithee that oppoeita Sir Owen emiled wben '414) ri',:eza::t.-.'''"?Xt:,t ':.:PT: or Mt'," - :zit:el:11,ln It:Or atswer. She looked ot "Ortifes. Ilaye muse W. He bed alwaYs Cliql, ."-1 'cc -reeler tea: he hie met klelli II It."' r. . , ehhed, at' .1," :it. ; hss riht lit -ht- ; dm . "Whet is it ?" elle asked. "I do 1- -Did they send for you also," lie tatterreh-hareel a leale. Vete- likely I riot entleretatd. rikk-'11 me about n7 Od said. "What folly! Yon must not te- hell egier, rine belie ; bet it is Vondr,r- ' er„ustetred." ^ . l ;teat 1 ern not hurt," ; lieve tale word they way.0 , -lee is eery ill, pada Chetenix- i The .dnrhuess of the night passed ".2 tem very thenkria,"" pet in Lathe trery ill 'indeed," 1 -there was a faint gleam of early irreetetia• eh', might have beet so I -Rate' she erael, "he has no 1-.tain-„'lltreni In the eastern sky. The dying ezeten worse.'" be bee- no woandt" ' inn's quick ears detected the first Yee., it relent. 2 own tew tbut ' "So mach the worat. Any pain ' motes ot the bird. mg eteartnet was very reale:ex. Violet, • w-otekt be better then one. The i "Hiseli T. Hark!" he erred. "The birds „yea wel geve ail those poor fellows treth Is-riew promiese me to 'iv calm, we alitrplugi Now who is right ? eche .4:'2ckit to breeg zee berme a 'Lady Cheeenix-the truth is tbat no sahl that 1 should be dead :,. ....ar.r:28zrFe rzwar,), Ivili yzni mot?, Sir Owen has injured his spine, and before the dawn I Draw thew ban* Lerestlaer, r an glad that ,yon are thn! there is rile chance for bis life." lugs, Violet, and put ont the remise ales trembled so, much that tbe It is dawn eow; I sea the red light doctor brought a chair and placed in the salve I am right, and the doe - her in it. He asked Fell e to get - tors are wrong." her some wine. 1 They drew the Me:tables and put "Try," he said, eto bear up for out the lamps, and the dawn came et few hours. Tour husband cannot flushing into the room. The great live longer, and you 21111:31t be with window faced the east, so that the him. You must comfort him to the first rays of the sen shone threat - last. Try to bear up." " ly into the room. How gray awl hag - Yeah aoe. Yon will stay, will you icee 2 I ehall be all right to -mor row:* t---sek.) tim if he had any pain. He &led -Noe' Ere was a strange gee/hares In his head, ard a strange veneertree of zembreas in his leed„v ; bat, snvs that he feet all right. The old bat:ea tvlatta he heard that turned attil 5.-aa'.tze,f) the roOre. He felt I will, she replied. My poor gruel Sir Owen's face looked as those sure as to aleae was eoming. Owen: And he does not know r • beanie togebed it! eNo. He knows• nothing of It yet," Darcy Lansdale discerned what Sir Owen ley perfeetly still. The lamps were all lighted, ator. their b3•ansIvered- .1:1Vnk Ibis wine and Violet could not -the speedy coming come back to hen. It is mednight of death. He knelt clown by the dye clear brilliant Nett fell' on the coma - face 01 Felix Lansdale zeow, and he cannot live until stin- log man's side, and he spoke to him paRhonate and gn the hoonoted oii, or sir osrews rise. 1 ame at once, Lady Chevenix ; as no one would have thought he you must eel/ lune if you can, that . weld speak: Bo dwelt so muchr upon he has to die." ' the mercy of Heaven told the goocl- "I -cannot," she said. "1. ness of God that Sir Owen's pale know it In mY Platre ^ my lips trembled. duty-bnt .1 Ca131130t do it. In some , "I wish," he said, "that 1 had thinge I am weaker than a woman; thought of all that before. It is tool this is otie of them." . . late now -much too late." 'Then I must tell him myself, re- The vicar came; but when he stood wa mid to Felix, "thn at I have eithers turned the doetor, as he moved ay by the baronet's death -bed it was slowly; "but that is not as it should wound nor bruise. I was quite imp perceptible to all that Sir Owen nels stunned, but that is all. This numb- ther heard nor underetood. He roused "Felix," she said, "'I have never ness will go. away after a few hours' himself soon afterward, however. 'seen anyone die. I know nothing of eh feel Fell:, ill, Violet," he said -, rest. I am so glad yea are here, Lonsdale. You will not leave ine to- death. I am terrified at the thought every Ill indeed. I have no strength; of it. De help me." night, wIll 'you? 1 feel strangely "I will," he answered -"all thaS I I can not move. Can it be true what wak.eful, and It is dreadful to lie met, theysaid ? Call the doctors back, and .awake through the long hours ot tell them they' must do something the eight.' They went back to the room, and for me." Sir Owen looked up asethey entered. "Or course, I will stay." he re- They were brought back, and Huch "Why did yon let mi be tortured plied, "and Lady Chevenix, toot" with doctors .'' he cried. "I was get- an hour passed then as tbey,•nhotpeerd_ "How strange it was, Lens -dale, never to Bee again. Sir Owen tine better gulatir, and they hate that you and I should have eeen ; able eries, his screams of fear -tor frightened me wit; i their long fa.e..w. talking; about death Me morning! 1 Tegy he was afraid to die -horribly/ say -oh, listen, Violet -they It must have been a foreboding, this accident. I have had a won- ot I say that I am going to die !" afraid of the unknown future-dis- He uttered the last word with a tressed them. It was such a scene derful esca,pe. I shall never forget scream they never forgot. that those present were long in fer- ia. 1 cam not think bowit was that ' getting It. Then, when the bright brute did not kill me. Violet, cenie a;t1ht is all nonsense," he continued, sun came forth in his Wender, and. y back le hurt with the fall -that and the birds chirped loudly', the bar - nearer to me, and let me hold is all ; it is notbieg .more -nothing your hand. What a, strange sense- onet turned his face to his wife, sigh - tion it is to be frightened at moth- more, I assure you. Lonscialesend for ed softly; and his spirit fled. . your father. I want to see him i he leg. as I anal!" He had been dead so -me minutes be - has always to me, in ble She came nearer to him and s been kifore the doctors found it out; and way. He will see at once that there took Ms hands in hers;, he looked the same sunbeams gilded the dead is nothing the matter ; send for hini.1 at her. face of the husband and the white, Felix left the room at once and "I have had a narrow. escape," sent Martin off for Me father, He beautiful living face of the wife. he said, again, with a shuddering asked if the carriage had returned They carried her away; for the cre--"a narrow, escape. Violet, this with Mrs. Haye, and was told that horror of the scene, twoved too much will do what no lecturing and no It had not. He went back to the for her. She was so overwhelmed sermon could do. It will make me room and found Violat knetlieg by h"r as to cause alarm among those who toted her. It was bright morning a better man. I will be e better husband's side. Her head, with the man, my dear. -1 will, indeed. I will golden hair all unfastened, was on then. The doctors took some break - give up brandy, and I iwa t - ill be kinder the pillow, and she was trying fast, and each went off to his duties. to you; 1 'MAI' Violet. 1 IOU look reason with him. Lady- Chevenix lay in her room, with after things better than I have 1 atm Ltaye keeping anxious watch by CHAPTER X,I41L • done. I twill help the poor and go , 'her. Felix went home, mid Darcy to aerobe' ' . ' LansdaLe . ,remained, te take charge At one o'clock in the morning Darcy of everything. Teter° was a brief silence, and Lonsdale reaehed Garswood. Ile had , ' t wife. " Hoer bright and eeestaent every- thing looks!" mid the 1:eatmet. "Hoer strange it seems to be lyint here! dial! get up to -morrow." Yet, when he tried to- move, there was a sense of helplessness that be could ra not understand. e It is stage" he then he started suddenly,. no worde in ch to exprese his The gloom of the next few days "1 was asleep," he said - eurprise and disniay heif . wa.s great. Into the darkened botise "asleep and drea,ming. mew on arng Sir Owen's accident. He had return().: there came no sunlight. People kept strange! I shall be better ea home on the previoue evening from going and earning, nit intent on the to -morrow. I wish this feeling London, and a few hours aft erivaiel seine melanehely ,business-prepara- ol numbness would go. It is nothing, received the summons ,-to liar vooil. Vans for the funeral. Dail, gloomy but it is uncomfortable -I cannot , He went direct to Sir Owen's room, gdajZfmehop..vtheiy*,ee, into which came no stir. I shall be a better man after and was startled by the loud cry . • this, Violet. Ne shall be happer with 'which the dying man received Sir Owen's death caused great dis- than we bay° ever been yet. I wish him, may; still no one was very much to -morrow were here, that I might. sux•prised at his untimely end ; and, get up. Felix, you need not send for "Ceres here, Darcy," said Sir Owen "You have more sense than' all the euriously enough, the suddenness any doctors; I shall not want any. doctors put together. Do nook like a ef it excited great pity. People My head W dizzy; it will soon be all dying man ?" , who lia,d spoken unkindly: to him, right." * "YOU look better than I expected and condemned his fallts most vig- " They sent for doctors as soon as to find you," answered Mr. Lonsdale, orously, now grieved most for him. you were carried home," remarked ':Yet they say 1 Um dying. 'limy Ills 131.1113 and orrore seemed to be e,ov- Lady Chevenix. sae' iny spine is injured. 1 aut teht- ered by the great, dark thick yell " They need not see me, if they Ing to you liovr; yet theV Kasi of death. come," he said. "You can tell them I When the sun riees 1 08,11 be dead. The day of ids funeral came and hata 00 pale 130 W011.111.1$ 130 IMAM. It is absurd -say it. le absurd, Lone-. half the county attended. Sir Owen I de riot like dotitors, and I shall dale." was buried In the chureh-yard at be all rigIat to -morrow." Mr. Lansdale looked dwell with. in- Lilford, where the oak -trees seemed Ten o'clock and eleven o'clock finite rity oa the face, that was all to murmur among themseivea :that etruck. He talked to, them the wbole most convuleed with terror, they had foreseen what would hap - thee ; but at eleven he complained ' I arn afraber he said, 'ilea yon, pen, in the early days, when be wore of the terrible numbness and have heard the truth. It wonid be walked under tile spreading shade of :tile Inability to move, cruel to give you one falole se h. It their great branches. "I lie here like a leg," he said. "I' 1 i3 thne for yea to make your .Leaco 'Then came the readieet, of the will. " - Rho LI be glad when to -morrow 1 wieh heaven." The lawyerg and trustees assembled conies.Ile looked haggard and rest Sit' Owen turned his agonized face in the library., and Lady Chevenix, less as this time wore on. " I will ' et, iii, Is ire. n her widow'tered not /IA for brawly," he remarked, [ I is dregs, eitsoon a(- ' 0.s. 11 ei;t: they e re ard n gm net teeward, accompanied by Mrs. 1! aye 'though I would like. some; but I : me. My clear, bit,. you! You uo bet nem wag wine little commotion at mean to give it up -I do, indeed. believe it, do you ? Yoe are kinds her entrance. Ono gentleman brought You Will eee, Violet, how happy we er. and you care more for ine. What a obeli', another a foot -stool. She shall be when I am well." le my life to theta ? Won me -do you looked so delieatelr. lovely in her It was nearly midnight wben the believe that I ani going to die ?" widow'S drone, her golden hair half doctor° cal11°'-'13r* 141"vng 1110 011 1 elle whiseered ilia answer. No cum established praetitioner, hidden by' a ,pretty Perisieti cap, the end Dr. , heard it but binii;e1, and with a wild heavy adds of rich crape sweeping Itrene, the clever eoung physician the ground. Lora Arlington beaten - from London, who. had bought a era he turned away with his lace. Tel to meet her, and, after a few practice in Lilford They lo.oked in 'They are all alike 1 They want me to die 1 wonder uexTey ino kindly wordtook Matation by her ahe scene -the sprb he eclahned;id" It W:In well known that he and roomthe pale, lovely wonnan in ber ree heown oieneed me who/ raving Captain Hill were the two etecutots dress of blue velvet and pearls, the by telling him that 1.11:, ' t 1 , of the will. Ile 'poke sosne few weeds man lying on the bed. . toile er it wee the longer he would flee. The to her in a lore VOIC41, end then both Felix explained repidly what haul presence ot the two electors, how- composed- thenmelves to listen. . happeueil1 ever, irritated Sir Owen sa gr; atiY ' It wae a goer and juet will, e " el - "I ant ell right," *aid Sir Owen. that they vvere compelled to go down timely the produnt of a thoughtful 'They need not have troubled you, stairs. Irene followed them Tee mina ele. Lonsditle had, in fact, sng- gentlemen. I have no pain, no Male, had grown told and chill. A gh8lt-8:4 18•181/4881; tiverY eIause iti It brnise, no wound. 'Alta fall stunned etetee was brewing; the wing wee Every eld f;11.1'11.11t 111 the house had ate -that is alt.,' wailing roiled the house, bowline' the a liandeome legacy; the trustees, all file' doctors looked at *etch other tal 1 tre:ta and robbing them of 11./11;1!0. etir Owen's i.l.1 fi lAul,e-every one was and then risked Lady einevenie if The servant/4 were all up, and a. ' Veltielithered. '1111 bulk of lila fortune, elfe would leave them with her tire had been lighted In the Iligary, with th,rraval. 1, W41•4 l'It tO bio husband, . gene ,ealeeee tett tame ene sent olaiearly 111!".01,11(i W1firt4 There Walt a "There In no need," he said, ini- some to bin father and Lady Clew. i veer haint ems levied. io V1a1le13 PatielItige "IA031kdttle, never mind nix. i ftuye, null (Am to tir, Vleatt; there Atliat they say; do Pot go:" eTlile Is a terrible state of thingee" wee a lal(' 1,11115 h fi- to' eath Aliar. "I will not he long away," said ealet one clot/tor to the other. "There tie iti the nehtliT.othood. teem to lie no Pk111;13 Of W1101. ishotill 'There Wafl 11 mitennir when the Ile *lid not like the look that Lei done. 'We 'ought to hold for the reading 'eeat'ecl., Every Otle Watt h!ad paisSycl betwecli the ()craters; it viettr." 1 ple:,tc, d. Lady hlt tevehe leaved es Wan' not n hopettil one. Ile tolielt. "WSJ, it W0111:1 be better,' agreed ' the rpOtteil the meta, and the gen- ell Lady Chive:de gentih on the the other. "It W01110 MVO 11.11111,11,1'.. I 1,1(111C*11 ttetel In UWE gY011113 to talk •,. , unCeit. But I AM HO belleter znyueli allont her. "I;it us retire for it few nillintee," Iii deathbed cionversione." s Yon fI hie sale; and, klesin,gher ras thanit'"orget," repined hie Mena, tem "Si* 3.0410,- and co teauttilti i " Wit It .1. fat! 11 raid Lord Arline. Nee., Violet rose and quitted the "that inerey tnaY itf3 extcnded EMI AV' WWI liavo an lacmno of over room at the, last munieht." {Oiler theueen.1 teeter,: per annum, tiler did noi; w.t. far. Through the "No; I do ?lot forget that. Mit T too, I'Vh.it a 'titian retell Oriel WinileW ht the PTO thiek the btflt prep initiOn ler tleath • (To WI Continua; t 43 r...i Itieluird quirk, doctoree for a dozen -years end, thought Itis Oasts lame- od eta h.itlueyPl1t s Cwreti attn. Fortune Harbor, Nfld., Tune 13. - (Special ) Se f people in tido neighborhood are living proOrs 'that , Decitini Kidney Pillo are all Kidney ailments from Pack:ache to BrIglit'e Anion;t1 the Most remark- . nage cures Is that of nia. Richard , quIrk, and he giv.es the etor' of it . "I suffered foe over twenty years 1 from Lumbago- and Kidney Distetee, and at intervals was totally unable • to work. Atter ten or twelve years ' of doctors' treatment I had ninth)! rip InS8 Wed that mg complaint wee Incurable. Beading ef cures by Dodd's . Kidney Pills tempted rue ta try them. I die so Wet little teeth, but to nty 1 surealise Iliad not taken more titan reelf a dozen pluxes before I felt relief 1 and alter the use of seven or eight boxes, I reap fully cured and a new 111ft"Yukes, Dedd's Kidney Pills cured 1113r Lumbago and Kidney Disease, and the best of it la I nave stayed cured." to tho eabile, (tie follows; Self -Sacrifice of a Society Woman. A "society note" much out of the usual ceder was that which appeared recently onnouncing the action of Miss Zoe Blair, tee of the most popular social leaders ef St. Louis, in voluutarily giving up a nfe of pleasure to work among the sich, room. This determination on the part if Miss Blair followed her, partielpation in a charity entertainment, during which sla discovered now wide a field there vas for just such self-sacrificing labors as she is now engaged in . She took course of instruction at a nurses' training school in New Orleans, and is now quite er pable of caring for sufferers front any illness. She says sbe is much happier than she was wben living amid it round et balls parties and receptions -and who - can doubt AY -Leslie's Weekly. Minard's Liniment Lumberman's Friend. NOTHING TO DO BUT EAT. "I was born in the Ohio town of Alva," said. Themes A. Edison. "It is from Alva that I get my middle name. "An old-time Alva friend of mine was a rich young farmer whom Pll call Josh. Josh, when he Was about twenty-four, made his first visit to New York. He took a room at a good hotel, and after he had unpacked itis Gladstone bag, he' went to the desk to inquire about the meats. "'What is th eatin' hours in this yore house?" he said to the clerk. "'Breakfast,' the clerk answered, '7 to 11. Lunch, 11 to 3. Dinner, 3 to 8. Sui'Vjeer'ru8saIte01mel' said Josh.. 'when am. I pin' to git time to see the town?'" Ask for Minard's and take no Other. 'M MOST DEADLY POISON. Three Grains Would Mil Many 'Per- sons. A new and. most 'deadly poison has been disconhied recently, as noted in a scientific journal, by Mr, Lascelles Scott, an :Englishman. The substance is smentifically known as dienethylax- sine cyanide, or more familiarly as mail& of cacodyl. Three grains of tins substance diffused in a room full of people would kill all present. It is a white powder, 'melting at 33 degrees,ad boiling at 140 degrees. When exposed. to the air it emits a slight vapor, to in- hale -which is death. After trying its effect upon animals Mr. Scotf experi- enced the deadly nature of this poison. One-millioneth part of cyanide of cacodyl in the atmosphere of an air- tight cage killed a dog almost instan- taneously, and. then its power was by no means exhausted, for a second, third and fourth dog placed in the sane cage instantaneously died from the' effect of that single infinitesimal dose. Although so little of the properties of this poison are known, it was first made' many years wee Cadet the famous French chemist,uby combinhig acetate of potas- sium with 'white arsenic, produced. a fuming liquid, which, although he did not know it, was oxide of moody'. The German chemist, Bunsen, combined this with cyanogen, a radical of prussic acid, and made eyanhle of cacodyl At the Yarmouth Y. MI. C. A. Heys' Camp, held at Tusket Falls in Aug- ust, I found 1111NA1 LINIMENT most beneficial for sun burn, an im- mediate relief for colic and tooth- ache. Alfred Stoke% General Secre- tary. "SO LONG." With respect to the origin of the fano ihar parting salute, "So loug," there ie a suggestion, says the Loudon Globe, 'that it is derived from tac Norwegian "Sea Laenge," a common form of fare- well, equivalent in meaning to "au re- vcir," and. pronounced like "so loner; with the "g" softened. There was a air number of Norwegians among the set- tlers lie America, to judge by names, and, it is quite likely the phrase was /Salted up front them. 111 is in general tact among the Hut& in Smith Africa, • Diplomacy, lin.eker-liew did you /serenade the landlord to admit the baby?, • Bocker-I proposed it as a mascot. Ziello! I 41HIgitve yau heard or the New CentetrY Bali Bear- big Warihirig Machine? ir you use it mite you *vexed ring win in on Atiy011t friends, /1 is the acme of petfection-you Alt *hen ening it-ne bcodling of the clothes neer/eery to clean them perfectly...Ave ininutes does 71 utbito. COit5 only lour dearer oat( procure them. Ws will strid « descriptive 'booklet on applb catlon. TE DOWSWIll. Int* 00. Lilt recinS041 0 TERDONU E41!RESSIO7S. Winning Paper in a Contest for Con- tributions ea Hackneyed Terme, tendon Tiehlits recently offered 15 prize for the best contribution on hack- neyed terms used, lu writing tud speak. ince. and here is the winning paper; it purpots to be a law against the use of worn out expressions: Be it enactea by the King's most ex- cellent Majesty, by and with the advice ami consent of the Long Suffering and Sorely Aillietea Reading Public, and by the Antborityof the same, as follows; First-Aj my ournalist, litterateur, 3103. Oth4t, eonny-a-liner, or any other ink- slfuger, who, after the passing of this net, shall write, print or publish, or cause to be written, printed or publish- ed, any •oftthe following or shalr hack- neyed ex* over -used plirases--that is to gay. itt allutling 10 tioe of death shall: refer to "that 'bourn from whence no traveller returns"; er in mentioning a deceased person, shall write of him or her as bitable "sbuf- fled off this mortel coil"; or RIAU de - signet. the condition of the unmarrial as a "state 01' simile blessedness," or speak of a newly married couple as "the happy pair," or of a wife as "the bettor half." or shall deny by rmplica- tion au indisputable scientific fact by asserting the possilsility of a person's being "conspicuous by his absence"; or shall write with profane pen the ex- pressions "a sight for the gods" or "a sight to make Angels weep," or, in refer - mice' to paysical attributes or peculiar- ities, shall use any of. the follotving ex- pressions: "The bated. breath," "the humeri form divine," "eagle glance," "magnetic gaze," "dilated nostrils," "wit- gi°1011n 1"ved f°1ali14," 111 ""1're:1\1,14n ilne'ecc," tresses," "delicately tinted lips," "the inner man," or Shall speak of the "popu- lar president," "the courteoxis general manager," "the genial secretary,"the charming hostess," "a few well chosen words," "the succulent bivalve," "the psychoTogical inontent;" "eo near, yet so far," "last but riot least," "a dell sick- ening awl," "hie own inimitable style," "old Sol," "the eentle light of the moon," "a' cool milThie," or shall use any similar backneyed expressions, such persons shall be guilty of a wisdemeanor, and, being thereof eonvicted by public opin- ion, shall be compelled to pay away ball his salary to the. Home for Old jokes, and the 'delinquent shall offer an tonple apology to the public, and agree never again to infringe the provisions of this net. 'Wash greasy dishes, pots or pane with Lever's Dry Soap a powder. It will re- move the grease with the greatest ease. 3d UP-TO-DATE APHORISMS. Originate, originate more, always ori- ginate; those who originate are the pioneers of thought, who lead humanity to the promised land. Love is friendship with one desire present, and all the others absent; friendship is love with one desire ab- sent, and all the others present. A cottage is enough foi the honey- moon, but the full moon reeuires a pal- ace. Friendship is a name which we often give to familiarity. • A man and his honeymoon soon part. Gold is the radium whieli warms every beart "Love ine, love my dog," is a proverb. Who says, imwever, "Love me, love my friend ?"-London Truth. . . Most people think too lightly of a cough. It is a serious matter and : needs prompt attention. Take Consumption 0re TohneicLung when the first sign of a cough Or cold appease. It will cure you : 1 easily and quickly then -later it : will be harder to cure. • ' Prices, 25e.. 130c-, and $1.00. 311 The Satisfaction. of having the washingdone early in the day, and well done, belongsto every user of Sunlight Soap, • - VAIN IN sIGNT CP DEATH, Women Suicides Are fiwariably Careful ot Appearance of Their )3edim "The average woman is apt to earry Iter vanity to the- grave," said an un- dertaker yesterday. "I have fregmently noticed this in suicide eases, of media I twee 'bad more than my Aiwa When a Man grows tired of life and makes up Ids mind to end -his troubles be does it without lhinklug of what sort id corpse he will make. Hie only idea is to make sure of the job. But do you suppose it )170011111 feels that trey about it? Not on your life. She never loses the feminine instinct to priek up and make a flood appearance. Nine time ottt of ten ehe will put on the best clothes elie hese even though she may be going, to throw herself int•o the river, 'where her body may remain for months, How often do won read ie the newspapers descriptions beginuing: "The body of a well-dressed weinanr etc.? Yon seldom hear of a woman disfiguring her 'feu, tures, either. If she is going to shoot herself she anyariably aims at her heart, item at her head," -Philadelphia Record, Minard's Liniment is used by Physicians TOO MU Cti COURZaw IN CHURCH, An English Minister Searching for Some Way to Curb It. The vicar of St. Paul's, Seotforth, Lancashire, says the London Mail, has Welted suggestions from his congrega- tion for the curtailment of opeortuni- • ties for courting ir church. One member of the congregation has proposed that offenders should be placed in seats nearer the pulpit, and the vicar's own remedy is the drafting of a "black list," The curate hinted at a separation of the sexes, 11,ncl mentions that he has even heard of photographs being handed about by young pople in Cichleivricelet; T certainly thought it a duty to restrain the practices as far as pos- sible, and finally two laymen were ap- pointed to .discuss and recommend pre- ventive measures. SOME ECCENTRIC WILL MAKERS. Testator Who Wanted His Skin Con- verted Into Drumheads. There have ben many will makers more creentric than Ma MacCaia the Oban hanker, whose last testament will short- ly, come under the consideration of the huinburgh Court of Session. Mr, Mae- Caig, it may be remembered, left instruc- tions in Ms will that gigantic statues of himself, his brothers and sisters a round dozen in all, shauld be placed on the summit of a great tower he had com- menced to build on Battery Hill, near •Chan -each statue to cost not less than , 41'0011'10h more whimsical testator ". 311/18 a Mr. Sanborn, who left £1,000 to Prof. Agassiz have his skin converted into drumheads, and two of his bones into drumsticks, and the balance of his for- tune to his friend, Ala Simpson, on con- dition that on. every 17th of June he should repair to the foot of Bunker Hill, end, as the sun rose, "beat on the drum the spirit -stirring strain of Yonkee Doodle." A Ida Stow left a stun of moeny to to eminent K. C., wherewith to purchase a picture of a viper stinging his beriefite- tor," as a perpetual warning against the 53110titfinsarichgratitiltleh Iterewer who bequeathed ih30,000 to his daughter on condition that ce the birth of her first child elm should forfeit 42,000 to a specified hospital, 1.4,000 on the birth of the second. child, and so on by arithmetical progressioit un- til the £30,00 was exhausted. Mr. Sychsey Dickenson left 400,000 bo his widow, who apepnrs to have given hint ti bad tinie during his life, on eondi- tion time she should /spend two hours a tiny at 1ii graveside "in company with ker sister, whom. 7 know She lOathes v,orse time site does myself," Keep Minard's Liniment in the Mese. • CHURCH IdElVIDERS SCORED. That the churches have lost immensely in membership and influence by the neg- /cot of their soeial mission Is a feet upon which all the best and most com- petent observers and students of modern religious conditions agree. In some marks to a fainday seliool lass the other day, Mr. john D. Rockefeller dwelt noon this deplorable lack of soeiabilita in the churches, statihg that his Wife bad gone te 11church for eighteen years with- out ever having had a word apoken to her. That experience, WO believe, could be delineated in many instance:1, espec- ially in the larger 'city eonmgatione. It is mart true that the church is, not designated primarily as it social dub; neither, on the other hand, is it designed lse 411 oehtl refrigerator. .A religion that ham not enough heart in it, enough , warmth of feeling, enough kindliness and sympathy, to thaw out the social is among the fellow -members of the satin eltrimb ?)ring them together in some , degree of mutual intermit, it of the ' kind of religion that reatleti the world.-Leslia's Weekly, , \iircru'l1q„11 Standard Service The concensue a opinion ie that the New York Central is the cor- rect line to Kew/ Yoirk, Beaton and points ea,st. Ydar 'ticket agent will tell yOu all aileatt It. "CHILD OF PEACE." Why a Princess of Hesse Was Known as "Friendenskind." - Princess Henry of Prussia, says the London Graphic, is a daughter of that doughty soldier, Prince Louis of Hesse, who invited all the °facers end men of the cavalry brigade be commanded 'during the war of 1800 to stand spon- sors to the little girl born during that stormy period. The christening did not take place until peace was proclaimed, and the princess, in the presence of a good number of her 4,000 godfathers, re- ceived the name of "Irene," signifying "Peace," and was known as "Friendens- kind," or "the child of peace." The prince and princess have recently experienced the grief of losing their four-year-old son, Prime Henty, through the &Teets of an accident, caused by a fall when jumping from one 'chair to another in his nursery. HE SNORED TOO LOVD. Says an Omaha, Neb., special to the Chicago Tribune: The plea, that her hus- band. snored so loudly that she could not sleep did not suffice to secure a divorce for Mrs. Albert, -*Phenix, and her application was refused by the author- ities. re:.7.71r7.7.7= ISS 10 190A. Mrs eartowe -nowhere: eerup shoal Always be used for Chlbiren 'teething. 16 soothe the child, seems glans, cures wlp,‘ colic and Is the nest remedy tar Diarrhea deffielfitliera=0,101rdr...faistd 7 I, LONG HIP) A POPULAR CORSET FOR1904 OVKX-,./61 253 .itiostmommounim ,NO BRASS EYELETS , MANUFACTURED ONLY 133 RUSH Co. ToRONTOt. - ONT. „atclatiidioili,t IN it 1 AIL WATERED _ "real% ago when I left home," said W. IL Donahey, of Cleveland, Ohio, "I got a job in a country printingaim thj Some one gave e editor a ug of applejack brandy. (Inc day, while We were all at work, a man came in to 'pay his subscription, and the editor took him into the sauna= and shut the door. 'Gee-, but that's mighty thin brandy,' were the words that came through the thin board partition. "I began to snicker. 'Shutup,' said the foreman; 'I've been drinking and watering it,' "'So have I,' said the editor's YAM "'So have 1' said I." DUNG MILLION ACHES GovCriltrient Lands tor floinesteatiers In western Nebraska near the Union Pacific Railroad, in section lots of 040 acres each, for almost nothing, The sal. ubrity of these lands is something re- markable. Distance from railroad is three to thirty mules There will be a grand rush of homesteaders. This is the last distribution of fres homes the Unit- ed States Goverement will ever make in Nebraska. 'Write for pamphlet telling how the lands ca,n be acquired, when ea - try should be xnedet and, other inform - tion. Free on application to any Uulon Pacific agent. • BILSIARD'S IN A LION'S CAGE. Ipswich, in England, Was recently the scene of an extraordinary billiard match. The manager of a circus offered to play any one in the lions' cage, and. an ama- teur'well known in that part of Eng- land, accepted the challenge. Conse- quently a table was placed in the cagci and at the appointed hour the game began in the presence of an innuense crowd. The only other person in the cage was a woman, who is skilled in taming animals. She carefully watched the nine or ten lions as they deed° to and, fro, but her vigilance was appal!. ently unnecessary, for the animals did not the slightest attention to the pl The manager won the game, but the applause which, greeted him was not more hearty than that which was ac- corded to the amateur, who had showe such rare courage in veeturing unarmed into a. cage of lions. $100 REWARD, $100 The readers of this paper will be pie:tied to learn that there le at least 0110 drailAied disease that science has been able to cure in all Its stages and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh, being a con- stltutional disease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in- ternally, meting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby des- troying the foundation of the disease, end giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and assietinguatureindoing ite work. The proprietors have 00 21111011 faith mite curative powers that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any ease that it falls to cure. Send for list of testimonials. 4 Address F. S. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0, Sold by all druggIste. 78c, Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. A POOR GUESS. :'It's easy enough to pick out the bank- rupt," said the unsophisticated reporter at the cranial's' meeting. "Yes1" replied the other. "Yee See how shabby and careworn he looks." "That's the principal creditor. 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