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"FEEBLE STONICII"
Causes Digestive Weakness
and Poisons the Entire
System.
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"No one can have suffered more than
elin with stomach trouble," writes
Phil. Pascaler, well known en St. Ain
drew's Corners. "My doctor told me my
indigestion awl aleeplessness were duo to
poisons in the blood. Certainly my con-
dition Was desperate and it seemed
from the despondent feelings that swept
over me that I would lose iny reason.
I happened to read about Dr. Isfami-
ton's Pills and bought five boxes from
the druggist, Such body -cleansing pine
I never used; they were mihl arid yet
quite strong enough to drive all the
humors out of the blood. My stomach
gained strength rapidly with Dr. Herein
ton's Pills and IMPTOVed, St) much
that in eight weeks I could eat and di-
gest all ordinary food. Depression and
wearinesa passed. away, and I am,
Outgo to Dr, Hamilton's Pills, enjoying
robust good health." .
No remedy for biliousness, indigestion,
headache, sick stomach or constipation
that compares with Dr. Hamilton's Pills.
Refuse substitutes. Sold in 25c, boxes.
All dealers, or The Catarrhozone Co.,
Kingdom Ont.
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Spend Your Mona*. at Home.
Adruzamer paid his hotel bill in
Homeville, handing the clerk a $5 gold
piece,
A few minutes later the hotel cashier
handed that five to the local butcher in
payment of a raeat
The butcher dropped iuto a shoe
store and left the V in exchange for a
pair of shoes for his wife.
That evening the shoe man passing by
the hardware store handed out the
gold piece for a lawn mower.
It 'remained in the hardware man's
tin all that night.
Bright and early next morning, the
hardware man handed it out to the
grocery man in payment for his month-
ly account.
The grocery man's wife next took
possession of the coin and exchanged it
at the drygoods store for sundry pur-
chases.
The next man to get it was the dray-
raan, who had a bill for hauling.
He in tura passed it on to the doc-
tor, who had treated his sick child.
The dootor handed it over to the
druggist for value received, and the
druggist deposited it in the bank.
Next day the bank cashier returned
the gold piece to the hotel man in pay-
ment of his board bill.
The busy little coin might have con-
tinued its merry round in the town, but
the next day it passed into the hande of
a farmer selling chickens.
WHEN TO USE
DR. WILLIAMS'
PINK PILLS
ekk\eaarE
ONTARIO'S SHEEP.
is4
rannen to be Encouraged to noise
More
The Provincial Agrieintural Depart-
ment hes decided to establieli eight
illustration stsitions for , sheep It Ote
thine These will be located en the
fa,rine of men who are not experts in
eneep-reising, ana a mimed of the
work none will be kept.
The number of sheep kept in On-
tario has been duets:ming during re-
cent years, the hewers maintaining
that they are not 'se profit:ante as other
kinds of live stock. The new stations
are designed to show the average
profit farmers may expect to make
from guide ewes.
The first of the stations lets been
establishen in York county on the
farm of William Little, of Brown's
Corners, neer Agincourt. Another
will be established in nnaskoka for
summer Webs. While others aro to be
located in Leeda, Siencoe, Huron, Mid-
die.sexe, Brant and Victoria. It is en•
ticipated that they will be kept in
operatiou till the opening of 1912 to
take in the product of two full years.
The fanners will receive a small
premium for their trouble in eupply-
ing records and reports, and the sta-
tions wit be open for inspection,
and
will supply inferniation when asked.
The department has deckled to looate
the stations on the farms of the follow-
ing: Messrs. Win, Little, Brown's Cor-
ners, York county; Marshall Dickie,
IIycle Peek, Middlesex county; Jahn
Pritchard, Redgrave, Huron ()aunty; Wm.
Criehton, Paris, Brant eoway; E. Johns,
Fairfield East, Leeds county; D. Ross,
Woodville, Victoria; J. McKee, Dan-
troon, Menet:es and Wm. Atkins, 'Winder-
mere, Muskoka.
Dr. Wilileens' Rink Pills were origin-
ally a preseription used in the doetons
private practice, and their benefit to
inankind has been increas•ed many thou-
sand fold by their being placed on gem-
ent:1 sale throughout th; world with the
doctor's own directions for use, They
rue entirely safe and contain no opiate
or habit-forniing drugs.
Dr. Williams Pink Pills are a remedy
to use when the blood is team as in
anaemia; or impure, as in, rheumatism;
or when the nerves are wean, as in neu-
ralgia; or lifeless in paralyses, n
OT wheat
the body as a whole is ill nou'viehed, as
in general debility. They buila up the
blood, strengthen the nerves and. cure
the troubles of women and growing girls,
and marry forms of adeaknesn. That
thousamds of people have tried _Phis
treatment wIth good results is shown by
the constantly increasing number of
cures reported.
Mr. Paul Charbonneen, a young man
well Imown in the town of St. Jerome,
Que., is one of the host who bear testi-
mony to the value of Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills. He says: "When I left school I
became a bookkeeper itt an important
office. Probably due to the confinement,
I began to suffer from indigestion and
loss' of strength. I became pale and
seemingly bloodless and was oaten sen
ed 'with 'palpitation of the heart and
violent headannes. I tried several rem-
edies, but they did not do me a bit of
good. I was advised to try Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills and did so, and the
nee of eight boxes brought me back to
perfect health and strength. I bane
nines enjoyed the best of health and
cannot say too much in praise of this
valuelle medlcine.
You can gat Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
from any medicine dealer OT by mail
at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50
froin The Dr. Williaana" Medieine Go.,
Brocikeille, Ont.
COW TESTING.
Difference of Earning Powers of
Cows of Same Herd.
The Dominion Department of Agricul-
ture Branch of the Dairy and Cold Stor-
age Commissioner issues the following
from records being received at Ottawa
from members of cow testing associa-
tions there is apparent a very inarked
variation in the earning power of the
various cows in the same herd. There
is every indication of many of last sea-
son's variations being repeated, such
teals will show in naany eases twenty-
five dollars difference in income between
two COWS in the same herd. In some
herds this is increased to forty dollars.
For instance, in a. her of 11 cows an
eight year old cow gives actually 4,200
lb. milk and 180 lb. fat more than a five
year 'old in the same stable during the
same time. Placing a value of only 20
cents per pound on the butter, the one
now is thus seen to earn over forty dol-
lars more than the other.
This is the important point to notice;
there are hundreds of farmers in the
Dominion in whose herds just such re-
markable differences between cows can
IA found, but the owners are probably
unaware of the extent of such differ-
ences and will continue to be without
the information. so essential itt these
days of close margins until a record is
kept of the production of eachnndivid-
ual cow in the herd. Just a few min-
utes figuring per month will add vast-
ly to the interest of the daily milking,
besides providing a sure guide for reap-
ing more profit per cow. The keeping
of such records my have a speciil at-
traction for some younger member 'of
the family.
Earliest CnisesmakIng.
The manufacture of glass dates from
the earliest times, and no doubt orig-
inated with the Egyptians, as the old-
est known specimens are those found
in the tombs of Egypt, and the earliest
mention of it, dating back to 3300 B.
(3., has been found in inscriptions of
that country. .After the Egyptians, the
ancient people most renowned for glass -
making were the Phoenicians, and the
legend of that people concerning the
discovery of the art has been often
told. Certain Phoenician traders, it is
field, returning to their home in a ship
laden with natron or soda, and ,. be-
ing 4aortipelled to land on a sandy tact
on the Syrian coast, in building a fine,
on the sand to prepare their suppera'
placed their cooking pots on lumps of
soda. The sand and the soda were
both melted by the heat of the fire and
flowing togethet formed a substance nen
to the sailors, but recognized by them as
of probable value. Thus, Says the tradi-
time, was the manufacture of glass dite
covered. But, as the heat of a driftwood
fire walla hardly fuse, and it has been
said that this story only proves that the
ert of glassonaning was very ancient. -
The housekeeper.
APPLE SHIPPING.
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CORNS0v4.1%%.% GERMAN -FRAULEIN
You oan painlessly remove any corn, e t
C:nuras, leaves no sear , IS A LABOR LEADER.
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hard, soft or bleeding, bY neFlYing rutnam'sorn Extraor. it never D
contains no acids; is harmless becausecomPoseu
only of healing gums and bairns. Fifty Years in
use. Cure guaranteed. Fold by alt =Wets
260. bottles. Refuse substitutes.
PUTNAIVI'S PAINLESS
CORN EXTRACTOR
CHINA -A WOMAN IN CHINA.
1 have been many times impressed with the
utter helplessness of a Ohlnese woman. Lite
to her IS indeed a lottery, True, oue secs
some bik1MY faces. but al. .47:71.: on where
for
rr hloortooisif.caet for bor. $he bee little to ear
A few days ago, as .1'.01)/ ea,V$ With the
children'e lessons, a little:woinan,dame walk -
Ing in-sucli a pitiful, drawn .feep;itnd ot000-
ed figure -a picture Of dtterdose:lotion fflie
Joked as ehe sank into a chair:and uttered
wgow he
rY2igllr'
Iiwell. She has ciann often be-
fore. She is a Christian in 4:heathen fool-
Ily north of the river. She find no seurnithe
In her home, her husband is worse then use -
lees. a dissipated, Inlinctral man, who does
not pretend to otipport his wite, nor has lie
any thought or care for her. She looks as
though Abe never had a kind word. To -day
she has walked twenty-five miles to return
a garment she borrowed when here before,
a few weeks ago. I gave her tea and asked
her to rcst a while until my class was finish-
ed. Then slowly, es If it hurt to fipealt Ot
It. she told me that ber baby boy had just
died. She had been so proud of this bar,
an only ohms, and the one hope of the little
mother, for while he lived her husband was
less cruel to her. Sho wanted advice as to
what :Me ,thouid do. It seemed iraposible
to go back home, yet there was no place
else to go, She thought if we would loan
her a few dollars to buy seed, etc., she might
herself farm their little plot of ground. But
this seemed impracticable as she is not able
to do such work, and the money loaned
would go for her bueband's dissipation, as
would anything elle might raise, /or a bus -
band has absolute authority over his wife,
to do with her as he will: What can we do
for such as these? There are many such win)
come to us. Financial help to them is huite
impossible, no rdoes It in any way solve their
problem.
Perhaps there is but the one thing we can
do, We can work to bring the comforts and
consolations of Christ into their lives. This
little woman has found comfort in her Say.
!or. I was glad to hear her say that. The
'promises are doubly precious to these weary
and heavy laden. If only they can remain
faithful in the had envoirnment in which they
they aro plaoed, what joy it will be some
day. when the pain ricked -storm -tossed soul
la3s dowo. these heavy burdens and goes
'home.' Surely the Joys of heaven will bo
greater for snob. We, who have had so much
of heaven on earth, will rejoice to see many
of those in the Kingdom, to see the look of
care die out of the tired faces and the light
of love come in.—Ethel Brown Garrett.
inche prayer, "G411va: riches and
righteousness," easily gets shortened at
the wrong end.
MARGARITA SCHWEOHLER.
Fraulein Morgaitta, Schwechler,
delegate to the Women's Trade Union
league convention in Chicago front
Berlin, is the leader among Germany's
women labor union workers. She
organized the stenographers, book-
keepers and department ()store clerks
in the Kaiser's land, and to -day they
are among the strongest unions in
the world.
She was the most interesting figure
at the session which recently . came
tci a close in the Windy City,
Didn't Want the Job.
Tito young man was evidently in
search of a wife.
"Can you bake biscuits without burn-
ing them?" he itslced.
"No, replied the fair one frankly.
"I can't even bakelthem without burn-
ing myself. Blot you may find what you
require in that line at the intelligence
office just around the corner."
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hills and the steep grades, holding her
then with the hand brake, keeping his
air to fall beck on if he has to use it.
But for the most part lie runs thin:
big heavy car with its heavy load by the
use of the controller and the air brake,
whose levers any child could handle
easily, He is now a families figure,
and yet it would be hard to find at the
present momentany more striking Dime
tration of the difference between the old
ways of doing many things and the
new tban that afforded by tbe contraet
between the old time car driver and the
modem motorman.
4 • •
Customer -"Do you keep stove lift-
ers here?" Grocer's Clerk -"Not the
iron ones, madam. But ive• can give
you a pint of kerosene." -Boston Tran-
script.
LEARN DIMS AND MANTLE CUTTING, FITTING AND PUTTING TOGETHER
By mail in your spare time at home, or it n. ot too far away, take a personal course at echool, We will teach one personal course at
commencement of season only. Course taugat at school in Stratford inside of a week conimenc:ng November gill only, remittance to
be paid the day you are through and Perfectly saiistied. Board and lodgings provided for pupils taking this personal course at
school free of charge. We have been in businers eleven years, taught over 7,000 pupils and guarantee $500 to anyone we cannot
teach. Write for free particulars, explaining how wo teach, not later than October 25th.
Address SANDER'S DRESS CUTTING SCHOOL, 31 Erie St., Stratford, Ont., Can.
ONE ON THE AMERICAN.
(From Tit -Bits.)
A native born American member of
a party of four business men who
often lunched together, took great
delight on joking the others on their
foreign birth. "It's all very well for
you fellows to talk about what we
need in this country." he said, "but
when you come to think et it you're
really only intruders. Not one of you
was born here. You're welcome to
this country, of course, but you really
oughtn't to forget what you owe us
natives who open our doors to you."
"Maybe," said an Irishman in the
crowd, thoughtfully. Maybe. But
there's one thing you seem to forget:
I came into this country wid me fare
paid an' me clothes on me back. Can
you say the same?"
Canadian fruit exporters really gather
some helpful hints from a recent report
sent to the Canadian Department of
Trede and Commerce by E. D. Arnaud,
our Trade Commissioner at Bristol, Eng-
land. To secure the beet results it is
important that Canadian fruit -shippers
understand, not only the art of pack-
ing the fruit and caring for it in tran-
sit, but also the best means of distri-
buting it to the consumers. This last
knowledge is evidently sometimes lack-
ing, and loss is entailed on that account.
Mr. Arnaud directs attention to the ex-
cellent facilities that are provided atthe
Avonmouth docks at Bristol for the
handling of fruit cargoes to a popula-
tion of about 9,000,000 people withi,n a
rtsdius of ninety miles of that city. We
learn that, notwithstanding that the
freight cost is increased thereby, most
of the Canadian apples are shipped di-
rect to London or Liverpool, there to
be distributed to their final markets.
Tbis is hardly well advised. The South
Australia commercial agent, who has
been giving the matter considerable
study, and who has urged upon his peo-
ple the importance of attractive pack-
ages, has this to say upon the subject:
"A'point of extreme interest to the
growers, and one which has to an ex-
tent been overlooked by them, is the re-
duction of transit charges in Eng-
land. Under the existing system
the majority of the apples are ship-
ped to London, and sent thetico to
other places by rail, which involves
extra expense. It costs 10 3-4d. to
send a case of apples from London
to Binniegham, and from Bristol to
Birmingham the charge is 41-2d.
Large quantities a South Australian
apples are sold in those places, and
also at Cardiff, and in every instance
the fruit is railed from London. It is
difficult to understand why the ship-
pers insist upon their goods being
dumped down in London, instead of
giving their agent the option of a,
portion of it at least being sent
rowel to Bristol, which would save
it abilling t case to the exporter. /2
it Cardiff buyer send to London for his
,fruit he has to pay, say 12s. Od. a case
for it, and a sinning for earrings, and he
would sooner pay 13s. or 13s. 3d. foe
the hint at Bristol, which would serve
not only Cardiff, but other largo cities.
Tho mune arguinent applies to Birming-
ham. The buyer asentld much rather pay
12a. 9d. at Bristol and 4 1-2d. carriage,
than 12s. Od. in London and 10 3-4d. ear-
s -lege. The freight is exactly the same
from Adelaide to Bristol as to London,
end it is hard to understand why the
exporters persist in ignoring the advan-
tages to be gained by consigning some
of their fruit to ports other than Lon-
don."
The subject is of Sufficient import -
alio to engage the attention of our peo-
ple. It should be their endettvor to pro-
fit by the watchfulness of the Ceamdian
agents in outside markets, and The ap•
pit erop Marketing is worthy of. seienti-
. fie study.
Where Ignoranee is bliss is It folly
to have more money than you know
What to do- with?
Is THE GENTIMikieli?
(New York Sun.)
The simple meaning given in a pooket
dictionary for "gentleman" is a "a
man of houor." "Gentility" is defined
as "good breeding." A. gentleman is,
then, a well-bred man. It has been sug-
gested by snobs that "it takes three
genevations to make a gentleman."
Thackeray, who wrote a Book of Snobs,
would exclude a man who east peas with
his knife from the category of gentle-
men. In Christmas Tales Christ is spok-
en of as "the first of gentlemen." In
that case, Plato, Xenophon and Socrates
were not "gentlemen." I should say
that every man who is gentle, who is Te -
fined, who is strictly honest and who
keeps his word is -a gentleman, regard-
less of the "claims of long descent."
WHAT HIS LINE WAS.
A number of drummers were sitting
in a hotel lobby, when one of them be-
gan to boast that his firm had the
most people pushing its line of goods.
There was a little argument, and then
a drummer who had not had much to
say before suddenly rose and said, 'P11
bet any man in the house that my firm
has the most people pushing its line of
goods!"
"Done!" exclaimed the boastful one.
The money was accordingly put up with
a stakeholder, and then the boasting
drummer asked: "Now, what is your
firm's line of goods?"
"Baby carriages," murmured the
nuiet man, as he took the money and
made for the side aeon -Judge's Li-
brary.
.11.1.1•••••
"You can cc:me pretty .near
trusting the average farmer to
get the most for his money. Re
doesn't earn it easy; and he
has to get. full value.
"That's why any roofing
buyer gets a strong hint here:
"My shingles cover more
square feet of barn roofs all
over Canada than any other
kind of roofing, two to one—
excepting wood shingles. -
"And we are overhauling the
wood shingles fast, because the
fanner is learning just how
much wood shingles really cost,
and how little mine cost.
"Time you learned, too—
isn't it?"
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Pedlar Products include every
kind of sheet metal building meter-
iiils-too many items to evert men-
tion here. You can have a cata-
logue - estimate- prices - advice
just foe the asking. We'd like es-
pecially to interest yoix in our Art
Steel Ceilings and Side Walls -
they are a revelation to many peo-
ple. Mor e than 2,000 designs, May
8extd you booklet No. 14, and pie -
tures of some of them?
You can rest easy nights
when you Oshawa -shingle
---and save money, as well
Any roof covered withOshawa Steel Shingles (guaranteed) is
proof against lightning. Not even the best lightning rod system
insulates a building so safely.
411 That particularly matters to you if you own barns, for during
1907, from the most accurate and complete figures, it is at
present possible to compile, this is what the electric blast cost the
farmers of this continent
Lightning struck 6,7001arm buildings in Canada- and the United
States.
Fires, caused by lightning, destroyed property valued at $4,123,000.
Lightning killed 4,457 head of live stock.
Lightning killed 623 human beings, and injured 889, nearly all
dwellers on farms.
Insurance men declare that more than forty per cent. of all
barn 'ins are caused by lightning. Barns are particularly Emb-
ed to the lightning stroke, because they contain hay and straw that
constantly give off moisture by evaporation. The moist exhalations
from horses and cattle also attraot the bolt.
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41 Yet for a cost of less than five cents a year per 100 ever°
feet you can safeguard your barns -and your house foe that
matte? -against lightning. That is the real cost of Oshawa Steel
Shingles (Guaranteed).
(11 More than that: When you °slimes shingle any building you
have a roof that is absolutely wet -proof; absolutely wind -
tight; absolutely fire -proof; and that is GUARANTEED to be a good
roof for twenty-five years without painting, patching, repairing, or
bother or fuss of any kind.
tff Anybody who ever saw steel shingles before can lay an Oshawa -
shingled roof perfectly with no tools but a hammer and timier's
shears, and ne guide but the simple, easily -followed directions that
come with the saingles.
Anybody who has a building worth roofingca
right n afford the
4:1 ONLY roofing that will roof it right -and the only roofing that
is guaranteed.
tff That is the story in brief: Send for the.iree book that tells it at
length, and iiroves every statement as it goes along. With the
book comes a sample shingle, to show you what wo inean by saying
that the Oshawa Steel Shingles (Guaranteed) are made of 28 -gauge
heavy sheet steel, heavily galvanieed on both Aides and all edges, and
Zitted with the Pedlar four-way lock, that makes the whole roof one
seamless, unbroken sheet of tough steel -a roof that is not only guar-
anteed for twenty-five years, but good for it eentury.
ff Get the book and learn about "Roofing Right." Send for it
now -to -day. Ask foe Emoting Right Booklet, No, 18. Address
our nearest place.
1 FOUR
SHORT STORIES.
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William Travera Jerome, Disprict At.
terney of New York, went down i•0
Lleorgilt to lidtirAtili UM Georgia Bar As-
eociation, )
Colonel Peter Meldrint wee snowing
Jerome Arottial.
"Yen see Mit men," sole the Colonel,
:sea itn(t)ilitigtzillitoatetillis,toirneigti.tielied person who
":1Wr,1"
il.sub,. that is a man ixt whom
our state takes great prine. lle id
Judge --, sulk, Use only man in Goergia
who eau sera sitit_ing$,!own."
Discussing in Anoka, a, eertain battle
of the Civil. War, la G. Woodward, emu-
iftilittia:0,isBtul000liti'doeeouit.ifwthewaliwaiter,
iinn.esetit Department of
in Minneapolis. The general was too
soleutifie. He was too busy with causes
mid °Mete, with .technical moves and
what not, to get results --that is, to M'41battles.
the Grand Army of the Republic, said;
'That general reminded Me of a waiter
a restatu-ant X said to hint; `Look at
wrilltilik.,
, my 'alinnestpolis waiter, In
of this water. Why, We not
Instead of rushing
Bente cryetal-pure water to me, took
up my goblet, stuslied it earefully,
shook his head and Fetid: `No, sir.
You're dseeiving youlnelf, sir,
The
water's perfectly en right. It's onlly
the glass What's dirty.'"
Of two -boys, born in a country town
in Iowa,. • one went to Chicago and be. -
came very rich and the other stayed
at home and when he was 00 was very
poor. The stay-at-heme bed heard of
the suceeees of his boyhood friend and
he went up to Ohicago to see him one
sla.y, thinkmg to obtain a loan to tide
him over the winter. He went. to the
rich one's office, found hint installet1 in
a magnificent suite and wan held up
by 511 office -boy in livery.
"Just tell my old friend that Bill, the
friend of his boyhood days, is outside
and wants to telk over old times with
him."
Presently the visitor was admitted.
"Howdy, Bill," said the millionaire.
"I'm glad to see you."
They talked for a time and then the
visitor remarked: "1 hear you are
worth millions."
"Yes, I'm pretty rich; and how has
tbe world treated you?"
"Ole I've haa a terrible. time. I had
it business, but I lost that a while ago.
You see, my wife's father died, and
her mother'and t•hen we lost our
daughter. Right on the heels of that
my mother died, and, soon after, my
father. It was tough."
The millionaire took out a handker-
chief and wiped Isis eyes. "It certainly
was," he commented.
"Yes," continued the -visitor, "and
that wasn't the worst of it. Early t•lie
next spring my boy. on whom I had
set iso many hopes, he died, too; and
then, with all that expense, I lost my
business paying doctor s bills, Then,
to elose it all up, it wasn't six months
before nee faithful Arne died, and I
Wflf3 left all alone."
'ite millionalee wae sobbing by flee
time. He leaned over and touclied it
baton on his desk, and it big porter
came in.
"Jim," said the millionaire, "throw
this man mit. He's breaking my
heart!" -Saturday Evening Post,
saith ensued:
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Not lo in the
north o p minister
meetinga w a mem-
b ler 0 h g co wee -
Parish Minister: "Well, John, and
how are things doing with you? I
hope you are keeping well."
Farm Servant: 'Hoch, sir, it's hard
work I hae to dae; nae rest from morn
the nicht; work an' work, an' no' a min-
ute's peace for me."
Parish minister- Weill, John, we
must all do our share in the worle
of the world. Remember, it is only
the preparation for a better world,
where there will be no more. work
tobedone."parimillister .....
Well, John, we
be for the likes o' you; but I'm no'
sae sure that there will be naethiug for
me to dae in the other world. It will be
the same thing there, and I'll be told,
"John, clean the sun," "John,. hang out
the moon," "Johns light the stars,' an'
so ou. I've nae doubt they'll find always
something for 'me to do, unlucky man
that I am!"
"Now, sir," bellowed the ruby -visaged
K. C. taking off his pince-nez and point-
ing them at the unhappy husband. "You
deny any eruelty towards your wifo, I
understand? Kindly tell us whether it is
a fact" -here he turned triumphantly
toward the jury and put on his pince-
nez again -"that for three months you
did not speak to her?"
"It is," answered the husband.
"Well, sir," thundered the II. C.,
askdidn't you speak to her, may 1
k
"Simple'," replied the husband, "be-
cause. I didn't want to intettupt
her." -Answers.
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The following odd story of an African
prince was recently told by an after-
dinner speaker:
"This prince entered Oxford or Cam-
bridge -I forget which -and amused
himself with motor -care and bull -dogs
till examination time drew near. Ex-
amination time frightened the young
prince horribly. He began to study, and
he cabled home to the king, his father:
" 'Examination next week. Most dif-
ficult. Iniplore aid of gods in my bo -
half,'"
It. few days later this reply Came
back from the barbaroas West Coast
monarch:
"'Bites perfoemea. Fourteen pick-
ed youths, all sons of nobles, have
been sacrificed. Omens propitious."
"Yon would you believe it? the young
prince pill:Ikea.' "
4 4 •
THE MODERN MOTORMAN,
Who
Personifies the Difference Be.
tween Old Ways and New.
Be was an able citizen in his way,
the old time horse &ir driver, and
turesque withal in his more or lesi..;
negligee outfit. He could drive horse!
all right; lie could get through where'
any man coukl if he was running on
tracks; and standing there on the plate:
form with the lines in one band and..
the other resting on the brake and hold-
ing a whistle between his teeth on occa-
sion, and wearing in winter an ulster
of marvellous color and construction,
and. in summer something leas, he was
at all times a. man to cowman our re-
spect an admiration. And we'll never go
back on him. .An yet we must amit
that there is something worth looking
at about his latter day successor, the
mom motorman.
He stands on the front platform, to
he sure, as did his predecessor, the
driver; but in every other respect bow
different! In a trim uniform, the
motorman, with a uniform coat in win-
ter, holding no lines, for his car is not
drawn by horses. Down under his feet
rims an invisible eurrea with the power
of thousands of horses, a power which
he can let into the car or shut off or
control at will be the mere twisting
of a little lever. No tugging at lines
or chirruping at horses for him.
If he wants to stop he has no frantic
twisting of a hand brake, but with his
Land on lever scarcely longer than
your finger, he works now an air brake.
The motorman is truly an expert. He
can bring his big ear, weighing ten tons
more or less loaded, up in short order,
but so smoothly and gently that you
may not know when it stops. Or if he
should chance to find ahead, turning
out upon another track, a ear that had
lost its power connection, he will, to
give that car its requisite little push
ahead, tool up behind it so very gently
that you can scarcely tell when the
rigid steel fenders meet,
At the same time on the modern trol-
ley car you still find a hand brake, with
a long and powerful handle, and this
brake the motorman uses going down
heavy grades or hills, keeping thus his
air brake in reserve. If he used his
air brake then and that should break
down it might be impossible then for
him or for any maxi at that stage of
the game to set a hand brake effec-
tively, so he runs her slow down the
Finger-Frinte Never Fall.
Although sears from wounds and
cers freugeatly partly desteesy the nat.
teen folds, such disfigurements aro more
often than otheriviee aide to idmitifea-
time When the system of finger prints
Wa8 first detroduted at pollee heads
quarberS in New York, a Heiden/ea in
one of the echnioistrative departments
trite' to diseredit it. He had an expert.
nmntei print Made of the tip of a finger,
and it short time afterward *skeet to
have the 951110 finger reprinted. Ile had
meantime ground down the skin of tide
finger out it grindstone until the blood
almost Vowed. Nevertheless, the pat-
tern form was more accurately diselosea
in the wend printiug than in the first.
Once the lemord lins been made,. uothinz
has yet been diseavered to invalidate it.
-Prom CbArles llrewet's "Innger-Prints"
in the Oeteher
"Serve One Another,"
(By Edward A. Collier, D.
"By love terve one another!"
Wrote one insphed of old,
And in our Elder Brother
The patterna fnir behold!
Ile wiped the tear of sadness.:
He cleansed the sin llefilett;
And had it word of gladness
For every little child.
Itis words of deeds anit kindness
The peace of tiod distilled,
Removed the veil of blindpess,
And hearts with comfort filled,
His gentle touch Was healing;
The grave His power tonfessed;
And sweet His Voice appealing --
"Come unto Me and rest!"
Lord let Thy mind within us
With service fill our days!
Let Thine examine win us.
From all our selfish ways!
We would, 0 Elder Brother,.
Be patterned after Thee;
"By love serve one another,"
And Tby disciples bei
-N. Y. Christian Intelligencer.
Faith to be talon Seriously.
ne trouble with many a Chrietlan is
that he does not take hie profession of
faith in Christ seriously. He Is inter-
ested in and occupied by other things,
flis thmienit, strength, time and means
are under tribute to a group of objeete
which he hive selected without conference
with and reference to his Lard. He
counts Jesus out of mcset of hie active
life. He has futurized kis religion. Hie
church is not an immediate affair, but a
sort of necessaey and unescapable re -
insensibility whieli is often a real burden
to him. He is impetient of its appaale
and annoyed by Its littraiion upon his
self life, The cure of all these ins is
regular attendance upon the prayer
meeting of the church. Keep thy vow
and thou shalt be kept. --M. P, Boynton.
Peace.
When Alexander of Maceron was pee -
paring for his wonderful journey, he
gave away his things with °a profuse
lland, so nuteh So that one of his friends
asked wliat he had reserved for him-
self, and his reply WAS, "My hopes."
.That.'.3vas .a.,strangq..b.enediction which.
efsseinanyeenselysannneadeArrows, "My
jp,r403:4Frc: ,'3:q161,1,4r4:•ppl;;As the world
-*Walk/seined:I:lento;t1fle was in the
31lea1istegfaim12'den•1en4dlatiii going into
.41;eaptaniagaltiv; !Ifennalienhesn as a corn-
iliii41li0Ace1ickti,poll flare,- as it whole;
%they ;:ersii 1m4lp mock ether, to draw
irdinnacoliilepit fund,., ',team I leave
*h% 'this peace?
Whitetis 'this: ?Wee Some make a win
derhesee!and then tile•ie.!peace. Some
pi!6e.di; fcir.ithWale.ek). and their food,
their einineneike" and; dey,°iind they call
it 'peitenes Prosperity,!prpfit from tom-
• linerty, neeiprocityi increase of
goons, titles, hence's; rach,es, after all
alinee do the deieldlya . seek. This
gait of peace in altogathei different.
"The penile eesentiel is not ease, but
striae,- net eeltsindiagence, but self-
sacrifice; eiot acmliescance in evil for the
sake of 'mint, hut 'conflict for the eake
of God."
The Master ever travels up stream;
he attacks abuses, overturns tables,
scorches the Pharisee, the Sadducce, the
lawyer alid the politician. Bold in at-
tack, yet Ile is not carnal; fights with
• eword, the sword of his mouth, sharp
errows of truth, piercing, dividing, kill.
hie and making whole.
"What living heart is there that will net
come
At His redeeming call, that cloth not
sigh
To give him love for love, and will
not fly
Unto His heart, our everlasting home?"
Christ came to transferal the heart,
give:peace of conscience and reconcile to
This right He purchased by His
death. . °
This peace is not the work of man,
but the gift -of Gal, the truth as it is:
in Jenne It transcends all human emus
prehension; it takes ainay the .sting of
guilt, silences the alarms of eonscienee,
gives assurance of pardon, present and
for ever. It is real, it is its own wit-
ness, it abides, it creates heavenly
places even on earth.
"We march to fight with powers of
night,
That have held the world in sorrow,
And the broken heart shall forget its
. smart,
And shall have a joyful morrow."
This peace is not torper, dullness,
ignorance; not in vain did He tell them
that the Comforter would come, ..Not
falsely did He define the blessed visit-
ant as the Spirit of Truth. Such peace
had Paul when he became the ambassa-
dor of God. "For forty years the scoff
of synagogue and the outcast of his
people, he forgot the privations of the
exile in the labors of the missionary,
persecuted from city to eity, he yet
created in each a centre of pure wor-
ship, and amid the joys of making con-
verts, he had elm the affliction of mak-
ing martyrs." Such was the spirit and
the faith which Jesus left, and in whick
His first disciples found their rest. The
consumniation is not yet.
"He shall reign from pole to pole,
With illimitable sway;
ire shall reign when like a scroll
Yonder heavens shall pass away."
Thine is the Roinaies strength without
his pride,
Thine is the Greek's glad world with -
The Men Said Nothing.
At a dinner at the Plaza in honor
of Mrs. Elinor Glyn, the fashionable
writer, the lights went out.
Then, iu the dark, Mrs. Glyn in her
prim English voice told tills story;
`A debutante was desoribing to her
mother a week -end visit she had made
to a smart house in Devon.
'At dinner ou Senday night,' she
said, 'the lights went out, and -wasn't
it funny, mamma? -the W0113.011 didn't
want the butler to light them again.'
"'How do you know they didn't?'
asked the mother.
" 'Because they were all erying out
"Don't I" and 'Stop!" And the men
didn't say a word.'
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Compensation.
First Girl (looking 'at statue of the
Venue de Afilo)-What terribly thick
waists girls must have had in those
days!
becond Gh4-Yes, but perhaps the gen.
Elements arms were longen-Hunian Life,
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Thine is India's law with love beside,
The truth that censures and the grace
that saves."
Prayer.
Our Heavenly Father, we beseech Thee
to cleanse us from all uhrightnesnsen
ant give us purity of spirit. Selfishnead
lurks itt all our thoughts, pleasure
tiees us, temptations master us, and
pride rules our wills. Set us free front
all this bondage and bitterneSS and let
us mit into the life itha liberty of the
sons of (iod. May Christ dwell in our
heart% by faith and love, so as to fash.
ion es into Ills likenese and clothe us
with Tlis beauty mut fill us with His
blessednebs, - May we measure life by
that inurr treasure of spirit, -and not
by rain thing. lovc tis 10 consecrate
all our life tti ervieo aud to nod our
joy in the joy of others. Teach tis ilfe •
way of the Maser end lead us in Ilis
hie)), And .40 may we walk along the
petli of life in trust and serviee Ana
prAvo Itot il WP riaelu tilt 00.1 of the
jouiney mill the final amp takes us
holne. Alla this we nek itt nestle' 'name.
Amen.
IL T. Miller.
Gent is short Toe gentleman, but
the avenge gentleman prefers not to
c short.
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