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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1909-04-22, Page 3• Yet PREVENTS Catarrh, Asthma, Colds, Coughs U Yee waut to be eured tiud eel* cured, try Vatterrhozone, the medicated air cure. Ointmente, powdera, Uquftts and (multi have reeved use. less. The rea,,au tar this le plain. JetitsT, moisture of upy kind gannet enter tbe bromehlw tubee or lunge, and all the oh treatments, being given win domeebee and •sprees do not ream tee diseased parte. anCOSieler the liaeselli of Catarrb, Woe ehitte and Coasumptiou gen with aleaost inconceivable ra Indite, in. a tow hours; eence treatments once a dey cannot Prevent their Increa.10, whereas Caterrhozone Inhaler carried in your poeket can be ueedat sue' time or in any place, and every breath ot the medicated ate Is suro death to the germs that cause the dimes°. 'rho germ lite being destroyed, no. - time assertitself, and the Me Maimed. membranes soon heal, elfecting a perfect cure. It re- quirea but a tew woos in the most eevere Moil to bring about a perteet (Mee wheo fettarrhoeorie is used. Actual size* CATARRHOZONE roe the nose, throat, lungs and bronehlal tubes Catarrhozone la unrivalled. 'fry It Yourself -both pleasant and Aide, Two enoxittie. treatmeut guaranteed pelee Ismail (trial) size, 60e, at all dealers, or leY mail from Tao Catarehozone Company, Mug- etou, Out 4 t In the Heat of Battle. There had been a hotly contested foot. ball game between the Steam Rollers of the Beujamin Franklin School, Rua the Avalanches, of the George Washington School. It was won by the Avalanches. After the game Wits over o,na the con- testanta had returned to their various homes, one of the heroes of the winning team coznpleined of a feeling of soreuess in the lower part of Ills neck. "I didn't feel it until just now," he said, "but it hurts like sixty." His father examined it. It began to well, and we.s very sore to the touch. "I believe your collarbone is broken, my boy," said his father. A surgeon was iutstily summoned, and made an examination. • "Yes, she always refers to her alimony How did it happen, Walter?" Do you re- member anything about It?" "Why, yes," answered the boy, "I re- member that when I tackled Skinny Morgan I fell ou top of him, and I heard something crack, but I thought it WS is collarbone."—Youth's Companion. oe- • THIS TONIC BUILDS. UP Many medicines stimulate, break down, leave you worse than ever, Ferrozone is different—it's a blood purifier, a nerve- atrengbliener, a body-builder. Pale anae- mic girls are given color and vigor. The tired and sleepless are strengthened ana restored. "Better than all tonics I found Ferrozone'" writes Mrs. E. F. Castleton, of Woodstook. "I wee completely run down, eheeks were blanched, lips white and bad every sip of anaemia. Ferro - zona added to my weight, gave me strength, ambition and good health." Nothing better; try Ferrozoneryourself; 60a per box at all dealere. • • e. • The Two Drinks. The meet excruciating agoin, of meal- fixion is thirst. The great sufferer said, "I thirst." They offered Him a mixed erink, which He refused; then a refreshime drink, *which He accepted. The mixed drink was drugged; it was intended to darken, to stupify, to nullify the pain. Dr. Samuel Johnson waa a great suf- ferer In his long illness. They offered him a draught. "What is this for? Is it to cure me?" "No, it is to ease your pain." "I decline it. I want to face death with my mind chew, so that 1 ina.y be in full possession of myself." So tho holy sufferer; he did net want oblitera- tion, but an illuminant. They offered Him a refreshing drink, which he ac- oepted. The common soldiery- were at their midday, meal; their drink was the eommon wine of the country. They wanted to share with the sufferer in his pain, a, inswk of brotherly sympathy which was beautiful. It is called vine- gar, but that is hnproper. It was a sub- * acid wine, opal and refreshing. In the crisis of life we need alt our faculties in full play. Religion is not a charm, a. ritual, a ceremony; it' does not shut the eyes of the mind, but opens there. We must be conscious all along the line, for God is a god of knowledge. We do not eonquer death by somnolence, but rather by a new vivacley; we are not soothed bylethargy, but by the sight of a coming joy. It was the joy that was set before Him that enabled Hitu to endure the cross and despise the shame. And shall not we have joy also? Once in the end of the world He appeared to put away sin by the sacrifice of Him- self." The mighty transaction is peat, Dever to be repeated. He will come *pin, but not to die; He will come to display His great power. The Emperor Charles V. set apart one day in the year to have a funeral. He was put into a coffin and a coleran re- quiem Was sung, monks bearing candles slowly warding to the crypt, and he wee buried; then the proeesson reformed, the Emperor took a bath and then had a good. dinner. I ant glad I was not in- vited to the show. Hail the day when more brightness shall charatterize the glorioue Eastertide. Don't ask me to go down the Via Doloroso, and sing songs in the minor. key. Christ is out of the tomb, and will never go back to it. Tim oak 'Ima left Lite acorn never to.return. "Yea, though we have knowti Christ after the flesh, 3 -et now know eve Him no morel" He has come to Ms joys IIe leas begun to gather. I see the *rowel and not the mem. I go to the guest chamber wed mit to Gethsemane. I am of the day; arm me with joy, rierVe me by light, glorify inc with smiles, "The \r" glory of the Lord lots risen upon Thee!" IL la Milkr. Shrewd Chunklets. We easier to pay compliments than bills. When it Woman means ",yes" her "no" Is riot strenuous, After a girl is engaged her mother cetteett to revise her lettere, lelaty a self-made man expects his tailor to make the meet of him. An ounce of seeing it yourself is bet- ter than a pound of hearing *there tell Meny it young man who thinks he is emitting a girl is nnly meeting a throw - down. .who say they were driven to drink would doubtless have arrived sooner Or liter nnyway. An old toper gays iest a shamo the way toddy women waste gold aleohni by burning it under a chafing dish, toinetitnes when opportunity knocks it a nottt'S door be is so Moly tieing hie little hammer Ott his neighbor thet he doisset beer it, G. T. PACIFIC. Two Steamers to Run on theSkeena From Prince Rupert. Mogul Engines and Steel Rails Or. dered by G. T. P, Grunt Trunk Mile nave now under eonstruetion for eervice on hite Sleeena. Inver, &Welt Columbia, two new swatters the saute tte the steamer Distributor, built last fall. The length of these boats, between perpendiculars is 130 SW; widelt of boain, extreme on bottom, 20 feet; beam, extreme On deck, 3(rfeet; depta moulded, 5 feet 4. invites. The maehinery for both thole new Witte was orderea from titPoleen Iron Works, Limited, Toronto and the hulls are being coostrtmted at Vitoriu, 11, These steamer) will ply between. Prince :Rupert and the head of itesigetteit on the likeeua atet tt, and will be a eady for Service in due. The 25 large liegel engome ordered by the grand Trunk Paeifie fropt the Canadian Lossornotive .Corapany, atem„ are well muter way. Delivery of the Bret two will be made Ole week anti the delivery of the total 25 will be emu- pleted by July this year. Theee engines have a total weight on drivers of lag, - 170 lbs., toed weight of engine loaaed 101,070 lbs.; weight of tender 143,300 lbs., or total of 305,870 lbs, loaded, The driving wheels are 03 inches in diameter and the cylinders 20 inches by 20 Inches, working pressure 200 lbs. In addition to these 23 eight.wheel engines have been ordered, from the Montreal Locomotive Works, Longue Pointe, P. Q., to be delivered by July next. The weight of these engines on drivers is 74,000 lbe., tender losided 143,- 300 lbs., total weight on drivers and ten- der loaded 284,081 lbs. Driving wheels 09 inches in diameter; cylinders 18 inches by 24 inches, working steam pres. , sure 200 lbs. The Grand Trunk Pacific Railway has ordered- from the Algoma, Steel Com- pany, Sault Ste. Marie, 22,000 tons of eighty -pound steel rail, standard sec- tion of the American Society of Civil Engineers. These rails are intended for the prairie seetion of the line, and are suffieieut to lay 170 miles of track, and are to be delioered at Fort William on the opening of navigation this spring, In adelithon to this the company have ordered from the Dominion Steel et Iron Company, Sydney, 13,000 tons eighty - pound steel rail, sufficient for 104 miles of track, mid 2,000 tons of sixty -pound rail sufficient to lay 21 miles of track intended for sidings. These rails are for delivery at Prince Rupert, B. C., to be used on the first 100 miles of railway easterly from that point, aid which, is now under construction. This shipment will be moved entirely by boat around Cape Horn from Sydney to Prinee Ru- pert. e Sufficient Reasen. Tho Judge—Madam, why do you object to telling your age to this court Antique Witness—I am afraid the truant officer might overhear it and make me go to school. o •• BANISH PIMPLES AND ERUPTIONS Everyone Needs a Tonic in the Spring to Build Up the Blood. •••••••••••••••.•••• If you want new health and strength in the spring you must build. up your blood with a tonic medicine. After the aong indoor winter months are past most people feel ,depressed and easily tired. This means that the blood. is impure and watery. That is what causes pimples and unsightly eruptions, To this same condition is duo attacks of rheumatism, the sharp stabbing pains of neuralgia, poor appetite, frequent headaches and a, desire to avoid. exer- tion. These troubles can all be beetislo ed by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Every dose of this medicine makes new, rich blood which drives out impurities, stimulates every organ, strengthens every nerve and brings a feeling of new health and energy to weak, tired out, ailing mot and women. Mrs. Frank lenaphy, Clarlds Harbor, N. S., says: "A year ago I was eompletely run-down and my work became a burden to me. t felt tired all the time, and ebuld drag myself about. 1 was advised to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and af- ter taking three or four boxes was again in trte best of health. I think Dr: Williams' Pink Pills will prove a friend in need to all who are weak and ail- ing." Sold by ail medicine dealers or by matt at 50 cents a boX or six boxes for $2.50 from the Dr. Williams' Medieine Co., Broeltville, Ont. .4 • Ep•Igrams by Kate Ou..leid. If you will stop worrying about your neighbor's faults, yott will have more time to attend tO your own. 'Fame and Stievese ere two distinct achievements, The meet ineignifieant souls'to our worldly sense, my have gained the bigheet success in (he most suecessful way. Ambition rind progtese are altogether ?afferent, If one says he has, "the mn- bition to progres." he may Thettn ou- tirelv different thiug than the Mitt) Who is "ambitioue," or the one who is "progreseivea' How exaetiug We are with other pee- regarile their little mannerism and peeulittrities, and how lenient we aro with onrselVes &wilt onr own, file ways fluiling a 111114 1ilanoon)10. c,xnucw for them. Thoughts ate the nmt dangerous staapons to earry, hitt t'ut.• abe) at be the rarest gifts. Dern forgive yourself for badly (toile work by Comparing it with that of idly One Kind of Roof I: Know of is Guaranteed for 25 Years O SIIAIVA flaivanized St eel Shingles make a roof that li.ot only palmated, under seal mid with 44250,000 baelc or it--guaranted to be and to re- main a perfect roof for twenty- five ,vears: It is thc only roof I kumv or that is sure to be a good roof for a hundred years. steel, you see, to start with --heavy (28 gd,uge) sheet steel of high quality. Can yott ha- agine steel wearing out?-- on a roof. QTEEL,'S only real foe is rust; but rust eannot get at the steel, of all OSilaWft4lingled roof, beeause every shingle is heavily galvanized on both sides —coatetl with a tin -and -zinc smelter that perfectly protects_the steel against every form of ;mt. TEAT is why you will laever need to paint an Oshawa -shingled roof. It doesn't need painting, because the heavy gal- vanizing is a far better protection than paint could ever he. Think of what you save by putting ou a roof that needn't be painted, and yet will be a good roof for a hundred years! DON'T imagine our guarantee is any mere form of words. It says, in plain English, that if any Oishawa-shingled roof, pu on right, leaks, or is at all unsatis- factory within 25 years, we will supply and put on a new roof free of all cost to you. Is that fair and square? Did you ever hear of another roof that had such a guarantee back of it? ON 'T get the idea, either, -5.-F that cost is a big factor in roofing really right. An Oshawa - shingled roof's first Kist is no more than the-iiost of tut ordin- ary wood -shingled roof ! its final cost is ten, times less than . the ()heaped wood-sltingled roof! And an Oshawa -shingled roof is ANI) lightning em nut dm a - age a building eovered with Oshawa Steel Shingles, be- eause these insulate the b ing•—the bolt May strikts artiettere, but it van't damage, it, Snell a roof is far. far bet- ter insurance against lightning, than any iightniiig-rod system that ever was. ANYBODY who eau tirife a hammer and snips t,tia- nor's .shears) ean put these Osh- trwa Shingles on right—easily and quieltly. They loelt under., notalt on all four sides, so that every winced is completely cov- ered with galvanized steel. and the whole surface hasn't a seam 1101' tt !itV1t't'. • OSHA GALVANIZED STEEL SRI GI FS .1 Al A new roof for nothing if they leak by 1934 more than rain -proof, more than snow -proof, more than wind- - proof. It is not only an absolute insuranee against leaks, but it. is an insurance against fire and against lightning! Is that worth onsiderin g course you know that fly - sparks or red-hot em- bers couldn't possibly Het fire to a roof covered with one seamless sheet of steel. That one feet alone makes an 'Oshawa -shingled roof earn money, beeause inch a roof gets you a lessened fire -risk premium on any building. mr•-•-•-•.•-•,,.--ntaalasicsaftsuarmax...waw The Pedlar U.m tSalt up ---n ranf that eosin one-tenth -what eheopent 'meet:lett sbiiigles. oust; a roof that is absolutely weather- proo fire -p roof, light- ning -proof ; a roof that is guaranteed to be a. per - feet roof for 25 years (or a new roof for nothing) —sum it all np--Would- n't it be wise for you to send to -day for the book- let why YOU should roof right? Just send a post card to -day to °lir nearest warehouse. Ask tor Hooting Right Itooklet No. C. Pedlar Products Include every Mad ot eheet metal building materiele -too many ite,ns. to even nieetion Imre. You can have a catalogue-estimete-priese -advice just for tbe aslcing. 'We'd like speelal. ly to interest you In our Are eleel Ceil- ings and Side Walls -they are a revelatton to many people. More than 2,000 designs. May we cowl you pleturee of eozne ot them? People of Oshawa Address or Nearest Warehouse: 1801 MONTREAL OTTAWA TORONTO LONDON CkIA'1'HAJ WINNIPEG VA NcOLIVER QUEBEC tnee Crate st.w. Seseex St. 11 Colborne St. SE Xing St. 200 West Xing St. le Lombard St. 821 Powell St. 127 nue du Pont ST. JOTiN, N.13„ 42-16 Prince William St. HALIFAX, 16 Prince st, We want Agents in some sections. Write for details. Mention this paper. No. 1.2.4e rg...,.t.14DAPP.Stirr 44.11, some one else., wbo has perhapw done worse than you.have. H you will just remember that the "someone else" most likely bad not the understanding that you had, or that, perchance, if he bad, he had no desire to do better, you will then see that it is eseential for you to live your own life an& reach your own goal without comparisons. Satisfaction comes -not evith a, super- abundance, but by fitting your ideas regarding luxury to your position and by helping tbe many below yoe. No matter what your talents moy be, learn to forget them when you are "out in the world." Who is more tire- some than the dower man, who knowa he is clever? We are all the instruments, through which either right or wrong muit act. Don't run away from environment, rerovate it, Dian worry about the man wile tries to find your weak points and then "plays" them. Remember Mutt he will hurt himself a million times more than he over will hurt you. Another's anxiety to obtain what we have generality shows us the value of our own possessions. To love aright is always to possess, but the feeling of absolute possession 15 uever love. Filtered Water Kills Gold Fish. "The goldfish busineas is booming in this section," said. a Tina pet dealer the other day. "Sakshave doubled in the laat month. 'When therush first started I wondered what the reason was, so I asked some purchasers. All of them said that their fish had mysteriously died. I couldn't figtire out how it was, that so many fish died. all over the same neigh- borhood at the same time. "Finally I bit upon an explanation, which I have since verified. 11. 18 this: Goldfish cennot live in the new filtered water as well as in the row river water. When the pore water was turned on the fish simply stet -tied to death. The life was not in the water. Fish food pur- chased in. stores is generally given ir- regularly, and thus the great number of deaths in .filtered water neighborhoods." —Philadelphia Record. Recreatione of a .Famous Musician. Sir Edward Elgar, the famous mita- dam is said to be very keen on cliemito try and spends some of his leieure time in analysis and experiment. -He has been an enthusiastic cyclist ana can-leil a good story of adventutes encountered on the highways and byways of western England. At one time he made a hobby of kite flying and' -'was not ashamed to be seen tugging a w string ana gazing heavenward after a struggling object with a long tail which strained to get higher and ever higher. Ile Is also an ardent natoralist.—L'nglisit Illustrated Magazine. 4* econowncel. "The servant that works for me must be very very eeonondeal," said the boarding house mistrees to the applicant for work. "Oruro each a one, mum," prompt. ly returned the applicant. "Indeed, me last mistress discharged me for beinl that way 1" "Loot being economieal?" "Yis, Wid 1110 C1011108. ( 1 used to wear hers."—Prom The it !Lentian Mogntine for April. •• Must Have Seen Hanged. A. welter hi the Argonant tells of tlea sister of Lord linughton, who was fie. fluently atinee ed. at the guests whom her hrother broeght to the house. "Do you temember, tny aeon" hc aek- eel her at tlitmeamie day, "whether that 1 laMoue etertudrel L Wee 'hanged Air ee- ipritted" "Ho met have been hanged:I she re. plied, "or yoft would have ltad 111111 tu ailnaer long ago." • NAPOLEON AT MASKED BALL. A. Perla contemporary at the time of the carnivat had a etory of the ineffec- tual efforte of the Kiug of the Belgians to effect a perfeet disguieee and ba eoneectiou with the efi Careme fetes an- other birettar hairy is told of Napoleon I. at a bal masque. The limperor nenouneed to his valet that b.e intended on a certain evening going to a ball at the Italian Embassy, and requested that complete coatuittes should be sent in advatee. The valet Constant obeyed and attended his imper- ious master and commenced to dresa him in a manner which might, had the Em- peror followed the valet's advice have defied detection. Constant had some trouble with Napoleon over on or two minor matters, but -when It come to changing his top boots for sboes the Ern- peror resolutely refused. Going into the ballroom Napoleon at once relapsed into his accustomed at- titude, and wiehing to engage a lady i» conversation approanhed her with his hands behind his back. To his first question site prefaced her reply with "Sire." Turning away abruptly he went back to his room and said, "You were right, Constant; I have been recogniz- ed. Give mo another costume and shoes this time." The valet redressed his master and warned him to keep his hands at his side. No sooner had he entered the room O"ES HER LIFE TO Lydia E. Pinichatn's Vegetable Compound Vienna, W. Va.— "I feel that I owe the last ten years of my life to Lydia B. Pinkluim's Vege- table Compound. Eleven years ago I‘ was a walking shadow. I had been under the doctor's carebutgotnorelief. My husband per- muted me to try Lydia B. Pinkhana's Vegetable Com- poUnd and itWorked like a charm. It re- lieved all roypainS and misery. I advise all Buffeeing toot:nen to take Lydia, E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound," —Mus. WHEAmom, Vienna, W. Va. . Lydia B. Plnkham's Vegetable Coin:, pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotics or harm- ful drugs, and to -day holds the record for the largest number of actual tures of female diseases of any similar irtedt. eine in the country„and thousands of voluntary testimonials are on file in the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass. from women who have been cured* from almost every form of female complaints, inflammation, ul- ceration,displ a cements, fibroid tinware, irreguIttrities,periodiepains,backache, indigestion and nervous prostration. 'Every such suffering woman OWett it to 'herself to give Lydia Pinkhatree Vegetable 'Compound a trial. if you would like special advico about your ease:write a coadderi. ea 'letter to Mr& rittkliattn, ftt firm, Mail. Ifter AdViee In free, ItOlpftt14 M•1 • 0.41 Munn AMONG o4 fot ot THE JEWS .0 0 IIN S .P'4V4.1.11$Fo• v.011 ean palideoely renieve itny taro, e Oar 1181 d, »a ur b1eeill.g, 1.11Poltriitie81YalletulastYeeeVtilltiatuQP:oeuierj: only of healing gums and bi lms. lettly years lu n.e. Owe guaranteed. Feld by all Uttl$419t6 'Olarlielttett, Rettise-substliutee. Anstrion and Hung:newt Jewes are teresting themselves in the proposed new conetit etilun wheel 14 being fremed An plea% pulitkar equality with that ti othq dcee not guitratace the Jews emit- eitizene. The Premier of Hungary hes I pronounced, he theta of equality. - Preliminary arrangements are being I '.fGr it pert e' lour 0/ Zionlete to Palestine front Amerka, A umber of it'iitbrt i.f the pa rt ha VI' all'E(14 bet It Einlited. Thee:. interested are rue mooted to correspond. for Millie]. cam. munivations wieti the B. L. Gordon, 1.31 :emit h elf( ti ,trrei, Phi legitimist. Pa. Die Welt publishes a number of berth - Oita examphos of work in bammerEd hrass made at the Bezalei Sehoul in Jerusalem. Some of the plateers are very appropriate for Paseaver. F. lieutann -Newry of the dee ielt People Since the Destrnotion• of Jiggled - lent," is spoken) of ue an impartialanti exeelleut periormanee. A new Hebrew -betaking eoeiety, under tlte name "ivrieh, ' bee just Nen founded in Sofht, :Bulgaria. The etndety pro- peeee te cetabileh a Hebrew library end to huh/ frequent leeturee. Wehl. Madame ef OYU Premium at the Fat:tate; of Lew, of Line has been appointed profeeeur uf (Then law at the Fevuley.of Law in Paris. 1'i feasor 'Wahl Li eon-m.61w of M. Nixrvisee Leven, protident of the Alliance Israelite 'thin vereelie and of the Jewish Colonization ik&sueitt t ion. Lazare Lame, who up ti three months ago was presideat of the consistory of Upper Aleaee, died at the age of 85. • !eel% Jontaie M. Myers, the pioneer of seestralian minietere, died at Brisbaue itt tho age of 81, Ile wa s native of London, and settled in Adelaide in 180, otlgina 11.? eugaging in a mereantile care•cr. in advance of the opening of the will of the late Luzzatto Pestle, who died re- cently, his widow has given $7,500 for ebarIteble nets, His estate is estimated at, nearly $2,000,000. The notables of Alexandria t ended ttte funeral. Quite a stir was created in the realm of biblieal research by ttie. statement gait Dr, Randell Itichardaon has dia. covered additions to the. Songs of Solo- mon. It, however, turns out that his Syriac colleetion of Solomonie songs has many new poems, but they are of late date. In 1908 the Indeed Hebrew Cherities of New York disposed of many thon. sands of Cases. New York contains time largest Jewish eommunity of any city in the world. 1.ast year was the year of the panic Red the fi»aneial depression reduced nlany Jewish families in the metropolis to poverty and want. There were many thousands who subeistea ou clutrity piecing the 800,000 Jews of New York. Itt the annual report forthe ;tank year nett published the eases ere tabulated, the Canes are carefully given and only ten showed that intemperance was the printery came (ef their trou- bles. Reims MeClellan 'Bonfield, of San. Francisco, who resigned from the nayy it 'year ago because - of defective sight, passed as No. I in the government ex- amination for superintendent of eon- struction anti engineer, nnd has been appointed to Porto Rico. Sanotel Fratienthala amt attorney, of Conway, Ark.. lima been eppointed mesa - date judge of the Supreme Court, by Governor Donaghey, to fill the vacaney caused by the reeignation of le. A. Me- Culloche who was elevated to the posi- tion of chief, justice. For the first time in, Algeria a lady lawyer ( it Jewess) has pleaded in the law courts. The lady in question is Mile. Azoulay, who, by her able de- fence, seemed the acquittal of an Arab charged with murder. She was con- gratulated by the president of the court and the leader of the bar, and received an ovation from the general public. In honor of his silver wedding Herr Tgnaz Petseltek, of Aussig, gave aa0,000 kronen for eharitable purposes, 30,000 of evIdeldevent to the Jewieb community of Prague. the second thee than once more he relap- sed into hie natural attitude. Thia time it lady addressed him, "Sire you are fecognized." Once more the Emperor left the room ia disgust. Returaing to leis room Nepoleon was dieguised for the third time, His toilet complete, he went back to the ball room, which he entered as if it were a barrack room, pushing and swaggering. Ile was at once deteated and some one whisper- ed to hint, "Your Majesty is recogniz- ed." Allother disappointthent and anoth- er change, still With the same result, and in the end the Emperor left the em- bassy convinced that it was impossible te conceal his identity.—From the Lon- don Globe. • - * Gleanings Fromtiuhme Podunk Pal - l ad When Stun Brown married a. widow whose first auebana bad been hanged, he natnrally expected to come off scot free from the usual odious comparisons. . . Vein dream; she tells him that hang- ing's too good for him. Bowlegged Deacon Jones was in town the other day looking for some one to introduce his right knee to his left, as thay *have never met. By last .accolents the necessary mutual friend .witiling to undertake- the job bad not been found. There was such an infernal din in our Magisterial Court the other .day that we were obliged to commit four persons to jail without hearing a word of the tes- timony. Don't let tide occur 'again. No doubt the accused were guilty and, any- way, eve needed the fees, but we have a little pardonable curiosity to hear some- thing of the facts. Juror Jones was excused from duty by our honorable Judge this week owing to the fact that Jones was so deaf in one ear he could not hear both sides of the ease. Wo met Dr. Squills'driving toward the graveyard yesterday to visit some of his patients who have moved out that way. Considerable critieism is extant in re- gard to our never having become it mem- ber of the loeal fire company, of which the town is justly proud. They have de- stroyed more property in the last five years than any two fire communes in the State, bar none. nut we want to say right here that if any of these wall -eyed, ebicken-livered, doggone'( chipmunks slept in a. room whose open window Was within twenty-five feet of that devilish amalgamation of scrap iron and cussed - nese known as the fire company bell they wouldn't join either. Moreover, we, value the goodwil,L and ate grateful for the votes of our fellow-citizene to suck an extent that We don't propose to chase around in our nightshire et all hours or at no Lours pouring dirty water alt over theft parlor furniture. Besides, we are expert at neither cards nor checkers nil would theretore be of no use around the fire house whatever. "Farmer Jones' bay mare tall away yes- teiday„ threw his Wife out of the wagon and broke her neck. Faemer Jones bad good °Here for his mare by 0 oh:leek this morning. We are unalterably opposed to parent. al tyranny over a dattghter's affeetions. So long as our daughter marries the man of our elteiee we don't rare who she i°7141e. worla may be full of ehange, hut WI' 'ham% seen much of it. • We aon't.lieLlevlin ca_piteLpueishotent exeept to it penalty for atticide. An Overch arge. "Are yon ilte proprietor of this res taurant?". "I am." "Well, T went to make it complaint Against my waiter. He spilled it plate of eonp all over my wife's &wee." "And did he went to dharge yen for the full portion. sir:" --Yonkers Statere man. 4 4 OP DOCTOR SAID ONLY ZAM-BUK COULD CURE HER ECZEMA. In view of the numerous cures which Zaine Butt hos worked when ell else has failed, timbre is little wonder that fa the cud the doctor attending Mrs. J. P. St. Denis, of 303 Thompson street, Winnipeg, ehould tell her there was nothing but. 7,am-titik could cure her, The result showed time tar -seeing wis- dom of this prectitioller, and having been completely cured by Zam-Buk, Mrs. St. Denis gives her experienee tor the benefit a other so Mem. She says: "Eczema started on one side of my lace and nose. At first my nose felt sore, Minitel' to what one feels when baying a bad cold. I paid no atttention to this, thinking it wauld paw away in a day or so, but to my Minnie it got woree. The nose then became swollen end .hard, and turned a perplIsh red, as well as part of the obeek on 'that side of tire time. As the dieease developed, pimples arid ulcers broke out, then the skin cracked In pieces and peeled off in flakes, leaving my faco ami nose raw and sore. This condition re -acted on my general health, and I became very 81 I could get no sleep at might !m- ouse at Um irritation and the pain, and mny fact was in such a shocking condition that for two maths 1 did not go out of the bettese. sainted remedies which were supposed 1.0 be good for sltin diseases, but in vale, My doctor ttleo treated Ine, but without effect, tomtit one dos he said that the Only thing %Odell 'Would now be likely to cure me WaS Zain-tak. "Acting rem his advice, 1 Proeured a timely nett found thet eve» the Gest applications had it soetbing effect on tbe sores. I left elf everything else In favor of this bairn, awl aeolted it liberally every day to tbe effected Darby. In a remarkably Owl: name, con- sidering the °Willett nature et my disease, WO caw traCtS of improvement, winch en. veuraged Ite to prosevere with the Zeot-nuic treetment. Znin-Buk reduced the discolor- ation, then the hard swelling boon to sbow trawl of Itsaving, tbo sores eeemed to be less angry. aud In about theca weeks' time most ot the tome were betting nieely. To cut a lent; story eliort, I continued with the Zatt- Bult treatment until my face was cleared entepletely of all tracee of the tvoubleemne and paleful eczema." Mam-Iluk is a eltre OW for ruts, leoerntions, festering (sores, bad leg, Red all sltio Wades and diseases. It 19 110 it eure for piles. Druiteleta and eteree everywheee sell at Gee a box. or Tweet free from Zaut.lielt Co., 'for- ests. et reeeipt of price. Yon *re 'teemed amine,. 'cheap awl hat'altal italtatione some. times l'CrOlts4,i as "M't as Oa." — • Side Lightt on 141story. Young ititt Liberty, disgusted, climbed out of ber cradle, itin't it eradie at alit" she exefaim. tiotliirg but it lette Peter Ewell, 'Whim was it better merebaut than o cabinet maker, had reglKted to put rati011 under it, PUTNAM'S PAINLESS -CORN EXTRACTOR' •IM01.A...77,10,gan-mptrgeig. INDIANS G000 FARMERS, Up In $askatchewan They Are In- dustrious and Prosperous. The Indians of the great Canadian prairie Province of 8aeltatchewau are disproeina the theory that an Indian wou't aork unlees he hae to. They aro becoming- industrious and prosperous, There at nearly 8,000 Intliates la the Proviace and last year they had about 0,000 acres under clops. They raised 150,s 07a bushels of grain ana roots autl itGo 000 tons of nay, worth $188,0:23. The Department of Inditut Affairs re- ports that the Indiana are turning more and. more to time soil for a living. The ageut of the agency, whicb may be regarded as typical* writee: "I was greatly pleased to find that the area under crop was almost double what it was the year before. The band bed about 600 acme of wheat and 200 (Weil of oats. The Indians of this agertey .are beginning to farm ou a large eale, and if they contimus to do as well as they aave in the last two years there will be Katie good ized farmera aniong them. One man had 155 aores in crop and another 125 sores and several had seventy acres eitela There was a decided improvement in the 'way the land ita4 been farmed." EVERY WOMAN WHO SUFFERS Con Find Sure Relief in Dodd's Kidney Pills. One ef Them. "Who are yen?" netted the trepieat bird, stepping up to the newcomer. "lan ibe consumer," answer. 1 ed the Englieh Aparrow, looking sharply *ironnti iHr hitelmcit refmte. Mrs, J. Oliver Tells How She Lost Her Pains and Weakness When She Used the Old Reliable Kidney Remedy. Elgin, Ont., April 10.--(Special)--Wo- men who stiffer, and there are thous. ands of them in Canada., will hear with interest, tbe experience of Mrs. J, Oliver, of this place. She has suffered and found a cure and she has no hesitation in staving that cure, is Dodd's Kidney Pills, "1, suffered for over a -year front 13ackaehe told Fainting Spells," Mrs. Oliver states "I was tired and..nervorie all the titue and the least exertion would make me perspire freely. My feet and ankles would swell and I had a dragging sensation across the 101118. t San' Docla's Kidney Pills advertised and bought some. TWelve boxes cured. me." All women who suffer • should use Dodd's Kidney Pills. They make healthy Kidneys and healthy Kidneys are the first yule of health for woman. The to - nettle organs depend. almost entirely on the Kidneys for their health. No NVO. men can hope to be healthy and happy mikes her Kidneys are right. The Kid- neys need oecasional help or they niust become tirea or sick. And almost any woman can tall you oue of her own ex- perienee that Doaa's Kidney Pills are the help they need. 4,-* • HOW AUTHORS WROTE, Pope Thought Seat When in Bed— Victor Hugo Wrote Standing. Alexander Pope, who was the lit- erary pontiff of his time, thought best when in bed. Whenever a thought came to him he would jot it down on a scrap of paper. His servant often found bedclothes and floor covered with white bits containing aphorisms which have now become hackneyed - quotations. Victor Hugo wrote "Les Miserables" standing up, an attitude which Haw- thorne also assumed when he wrote many of his romances. One leg thrown over the arm of a chair or sitting on the arm of his secretary's chair were Napoleon's fay., orite positions while dictating to Bourrienne, a position which he var. ied now and then by patting that scribe on the head or pulling his ears. Sir Walter Seott could while reclin- ing on a lounge dictate to two aman- uenses, who frequently had to step Writing, So funny the dictated pass sages heemed to them. Balza°, in a monk's robe, frequent- ly wrote from inichaight till noon, tak- ing draughts of strong coffee when drowsiness attacked him, and thus shortening his life by many years, no doubt. William Morris made one of his famous translations from the Greek while riding on the steam cars. Walt Whitman an" Horace Traubel, orig- inal in all things, were most original in The position they took wnile think- ing. They were wont, se Mr. Trau- bel says, to climb upon a pile of lainher and lie down upon their backs. In that way each found out what the other's best thoughts evete.—From the Boston Globe." 4'. Part Your Hair in Middle. "It will soon be. the fashiou again to wear the hair parted in the Middles" said the boss barber in it down town shop, according to the Philadelphia Re- cord. ."For a good many years the style 1158 been dictating a side part, but now the middle is winning its way back. Leading actors, I guess, are the cause of tbe change, although I am not sure of that point. NeYertheleSes 1 iotiee that a greet many stars part their hair in the middle. At any rate we are getting it number of regnests from young chops to tinin their hair for a middle pert, so 1. Meese it is coming, all right. Only a year or so ago I can well remember that we used to- eonsider the man who parted his hair in the middle a sissy amt Tether made fun of him. The well groomed man during this period brushed his side part very mud>, but I fear that it ia fated to go the journey when the part. ed-in•the-iniddle sthle gets popular, An- other style Mit bule fair to be revived in the :nice of all this prize-fight talk of jeffries and Jack Johnson getting to- gether is the one-time famous pompa- dour, mule famous by Jim Corbett -- 'Pompadour dim,' they used to call Wm. However, that's further in the future than the part in the middle, which I think will be the rage in the very near fti ture." Snow White. While thie 13 by 'no means a white season. as many of its predecesems have been called, the elate gown and the all. white toilet are in strong evidence anumg the most fashionable sets. Rut the white gown with eolered avveesoriee. suelt as hat, parasol, girdle, and often coat and searf or ruff, is more promin: eat. Rose shades, khaki color and the golden browns and soft dull blues Sr& popular tones for suell combination. OS PINgli. -Fee the preeeat." raid the polltleal Mae - Here, •'you will have to be eatiefied Moe tinier; *Mlle temperery vneeney Irmo time to thre. "I'll lie more than PritiqiNit" faitC/V4 Of fiNISeekt•P. "with anythial that, van fill time race:Limy in my etetuaels front time to- time:" Inherently I re pro bob I e, "1 didn't believe that Kaye-, anyhow, about tue attempt tieing mule to asses:. Finale ex -President Roosevelt; did your" "Why, I thought it might possibly.---" 'nem It was alsaird on the feee Of it, It paid the attempt was made, yet there wesn't a word about Mr, Roose- velt grabbing the would -he atisttesin, hlituuning hint down on the deek, with a eiekening thud, and then throwing litin overboard; all of which, you know, would have happened if there loul been any real attempt to aeseesinate bim."— Ciliengo Tribune. 11.1.0M, Revenge, Mr. N. Peck—That'e the person who married me. Pugilistic Frionet--Shall 1 mita' him one fer you s The Young Father. Th, miller wale admiring time baby. "isn't it it little darling:" he ex- elaiined. 'Tett babies are ea muvh trou- ble! Stili, we have to be patient with thetn. We were a good deal of bother ourselves when we were babies. And. then. the dieeiptine it good for ug. learn to bee---- " "But that's exactly the trouble with this baby, ma'am," interrupted the young father. witne not getting any dis- cipline. Heat nearly a year old, and I've never had to walk the floor with him at, nigh t." --Chicago Tribune. More About Mary. ;entry had it little goat: A: billy goat you know; And everywhere that Mary wan The goat was sure to go. Ile followed her to church one day, Which didn't look jtist The sexton tried to put him out. Aud then there was a fight. Time bad boys quickly gathered round; They reified a lusty cheer When billy charged tbat good old man tu front, mid flank, mut rear. Tti vain the sexton yelled, "Get out!" And Jumped and dodged and kicked , Pee nilly bored right in, and soon Ile had the Keeton licked,. And still he waen't callated, Ile still kept boring In, Ile ranitned, end Jammed, and lammed mud s'emuned That good old men like ein. "What makes him butt tho sexton go?" Tho bad boys naked. "Cense why: The eexton butted first you know:" peer Mary mule reply, Sized Up. "Yes," remarked the fat man on the rear platform, "I mice refuses( to buy the site of Chicago for four elamshelle and a quart of rum." The toll pastanger was eilent. "I multi have hhught the original tele. phone patente for eleven Mexican dollars and it brass watch," continued the flit man, "but I turned 'em down." No 7091101150. "You are not interestea in my remin- iscenses, friend?" "I am not," answered the tall innu, candidly. "Pm seliing airehip stook. Yon don't w,t nt atty."---Wasbington Thad. Very Strict, Grinieba—So roe want to twiny my daughter, eh'? What are your prin. clines? Are you temperate? Trimsby—Temperato! Nally, 1 tun so strict that it givee me pain oven to find my boots tight, .61*, Necessity. "L" devlared the inventer, "am %welded to invention." "How do you like your motheroin-law?" inquired hie prat hi! friend. Washing- ton Herald. -- Snow. The emote ie beautiful, no deubt, On palaco or on hovel, fine to write about - • WW1 to ShOVel. -Waehingt en Star. Like nhips That Pass. "1 spoke to •itr father to -day." you ehltat sli,I he eee.:" "Sank* a.= 1 *ILL" :43111:-. 'if ay " •1Ieu -tan AWAY WITH HIM. "I'll 1,.tuul 11,v. to a 110m:dim+ eelintil," ""What he Helot aueelione. "What fort" Wanteel to Itnow loet mellt if n Oleo maker veulti, bre into hie last "