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"Yap," lie sAido "I'll t 0 00M. but
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it sla t a oquare deal, ,an you kuow
It. You're, I
. gittirk' A darit olght do
beat oo me.'
Girioorl$, be oounted out the filtoon
00ins, ocop
smooth, ON04 the 41me A,Dd tile
. niq ol lu. excliango for them,
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after a prolorLgO4 Boatiny. and 073%
early, morning buohlosa troAaCtIQU
wag , complete,
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I FROM A $O1IZNT1ST'4 NOTEBOOK,
(LOaLlon Dall;T X�Lil.)
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ceded, by Pa angel, vitli a golden trum,
.
In Prussia only 0,407 Qf 100,000, ait-
.
those who could articulate. The bear
14 QW00 days when the. domest4o sor-
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po t, Jaeue froin,one door and orQiA to
tonipte at suicide, were. 4a0aaaeful.
David, "tie thy soul livoth, r7a,' i'�'
but a step between me and tieath.`
vaut probloin 14 Nio,
, despair of every
mistrNg of & house the record of oev-
tile other, bowlug, and salgting Ao they
Oil the next
e I
tiar
Mill; is ouggostod As 4 Q4 x I
. go _ a U1 -
gulohing. Agent for burtillij; petroleum
month. began to feel iZer. From that
elity yetto of ulibrolwil. wrvloo In, Quo
.
-4 jointly Bounds alm�sj -like A, taJo 'from
gt.4ads A heavily gilt brolize- V re
of the, Winged lion of St. Mark. tuljr-
. �
It forms Ali omillsion, With the, Oil, and,
brought back -vividly the time Of -Ilia
f.aularity; au4 instinctively T181111 to
he OCCAdoll, With an appreciative, ob-
k2hrylaad, .
Mounting the to,wor Arc two bell*, one
b
by distUTU19% iti 0011e*1011, AtteirtlAte4
tfie oombumtl to
having made a perilous of eig
hundred and twenty-five miles wfth-
But on Sunday WIss us rianne Stank-
within thk other, on ronzo
. which two
element as Witter can -
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I 1'. I iped about twonty pounds
In weight a my friends could haxill.y
1401114 completed hei, tievoutioth year of
,
service In the laa4liy of tUo P.t,e �fr-
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glAnta ,strike tlio quarters.
Tile clock, we bis; X ton & owt. and
net,
Tile cullous fact Is noted by Prof.
Ulat evening, after Antonio had ceas-
ca to we on-t'd neck, of his unwound-
_
Henry Roso of 87 Fleet, street, Ana
higilch'ailt, Rmt.
oost nearly 000, it was W14 by
, ;E2?
Messrs, Sm�th, 4 Son, of tile Strand, to
, .1
Lanide,iii, of Breslau, that caroful meas,
uroments of the Intensity Of gravitation
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'140 Ricardo -Are An old family, 0op
the order of au Americall, customor, Who
in different parts of the globe, show 'this
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are 404
QJoir old family nArnoo, t,heli. OICI ls.Ujily
Will allow it to remain ill the exhlbitiori
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to be greater on islands than on mati.
Romo there Is! a little cafe, prettily
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till tile White City. closes on ootober 31,
nonts,
Acknowledged, Then death will be
but AIL incident in th6 life which It
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ou*es, alid Lava 614 fe,adly "VVa'qLk,
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Tliey� Are t4o Roar". of tho *14 I'lact
street U&41dug ivouse, The family exine
originally fr9m Devonshire in the six-
toollith colitury, -when 4 yqung�r son OR
William Hord or Ho . ,us sott3Ad in Backs,
and hia son Henry came on to London,
and was resident in the parish of St,
Bot**4 In 1048, whoa the origiritti Rich-
ard of the name was born, ]JO WSS
Lord Mayor in 1714, became membar of
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Parilametit,,was kialghtodi and pt;robpA-
ad the estate at Stuplouist �h&t has re -
matted in the fanilly until The I roodub
parbition.
� Willisino and Hourp and Rioliards,
Im0000ded one another IA unbroken suo-
00"lou down to tile Mr, Henry HoiLro
whose service MArimido Stammorc on.
terod as a nureerywald on 9 t. 6, X$38,
*1 tha in of sixteen, whenTusen. Vic-
loria W young girl newly come ';a the
throne. X.r. Hoare, who W46 High Sher-
iff of the county in 1842, and is known,
moreover, for t,ho leading part It
... ,a toDk
In reviving the institution of Oanvoog,-
L .
ti -n, had only recantly marrIed, on MAy
3, IS36, Lady Mary Marsbarn, daughter
L
-of the second F"I of RcmulT. -
The oldest child, Hentry, who (lied tan
rars ago, waa a month old wbou Miss
.
Mamma" entered upon her naw duties.
Them wen alovez other childran born
during her service, and she was =use to
all of them
As time 'Wore on her dutlas ahvwgod�
The children grew up and their pixints
grow alged and infirm Mr. Hoaxe died
in the early, sixties, and Marianna Stam -
I more remained at Staplehurst. .Vark 'to
estre for Im,dy Mary until the. dica in
1871. There remained then In the old
house An unmarried dauillter, Wis So-
=hiaitonle, who haA been in delicate
since a girl, and in. her service
as housekeeper the old narso-she Was
now a woman of fifty---continuad.
With Miss Sophia, Hoare she h" re.
ractined ever allice, at first 4,6 SkLpUkurej 1
A4 4tterly at Coleman% Hatch, in Sus- �
SM She will be eighty-soven years old �
next mouth.
There am clouds of grandchildren and
grOst-grAudChIldron of liar old naastor i
and mistress. She knovis them All and
h" always been consulted in regard to
their care And treatment. She is learned
in the traditions of the old family, and
tZeezures memories and anecdotes of sue.
and Williams and Marys and Sophias.
She is skilled, too, In the use of remedies
for the mUments of youtig and old,
aniong them Old-fashioned stin Jos .such
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as p�,tioiiw and gentleness ang ��,00111.
plaintlag self-sacrifice. �
"She is the gentlest, dedireal; old thing
in the World," &%id one of the Affection-
. &to grandchildren of the family, At bar
great age It Is not to be expected that
she should be very aztive, but she is %9,011'
aild cheerful, always retains her fAoul-'
ties, res.4 the newspaper da4lyp and
ta.kes the keenest interest In current Iti.
fair& Throughout her life she has boon
a sincerely religious Woman. is wxa
any record of service comparable to
hers?
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EMPIRE'S PLAYGROUND.
A new pastime has been discovered -
"Goin, Oil Safarl," which, bein -
� .g inter
9rotA MeZ the "01211ple- life" Iii Vgan-
a or the British East Africa Protector-
ate, with the additional feature of much
. b1sigame shooting.
a,30 districts have been visited by
great hunters ever since the time of
Livingstone and Stanley, but It is only
quite recently that the institution of
such facilities for travellinf, as the ,
Vganda Aailway has made it possible
for the traveller to find Were the oom.
forte and even the luxuries of civilItA_
� tion, and has brought within twenty-
four hours of the coast country which. a
few years ago it took months to reach.
Bast Africa it now beginning to chal.
lenge R gy t as tile play#round of the
.
Eziglish latured classes and the Apierl-
cau millionaire. Lord and Lady Water.
ford, Lord Cardreas, Mr. Bruce Ismay
and Mr. Abel Chapman, the wall knowil
hunter and naturalist, .are amo tb!e
visitors who are -shortly expectedIn the
� country, white Mr, Roosevelt is go In
with a party of friends in
year. Lord Delamere ]a a raildent tit
the country and -owns 200,000 acres
there.
"So strangely do the .conditions of
and tile primeval forest mingio
rt gall"Obi,11 recently observed A resident
of that town, who Is visiting London,
t e k Hotel, sometimes
jestingly reforked to, from the high rank
of many of its guests, as the 'Houlse of
Lords,'. you may see a man at one table
in the dining room ill evening dress
,whileat,tho next table alto a man In a
hunting shtrt with his bronzed chist
bare, both 451 theta quite unconscious of
any Incongruity in the situatiom" ,
Xowhorg In the world Is big game to
be found iso plentifully And In isuch vari-
ety. It can be shot a few y.ardo away
from th� railway line, and at Nairobi
abilkarli; can her fouttd who will guaran-
too A lion Within three days,
WONDERFUL CLOCK
Iii the British Ptilace of Applied Art%
itt tho White Oity a wonderful clock has
lust boon, Placed on View. Standing 12
feet high, It Is Ali exact r4produotion. of
the great 70 -foot clock tower In the
Square of St. Mark at Venit6� The four
ototeys of the tower in the model, as in
the original, Are constructed of solid
. white, marble, with panels of colored
Cottrata marble and mosale of gola. Avia,
lapis-Ingulf, .
Xbova the archway, Which forms the
bottota storay of the tower Are dittle In-
dicitting the hour,#, months and phase'
of the Moon, The central dial is"6f
black onaniel, sparglea with golden
stars, and represents the heqvous� hitat
In this to A lobe, hall-blaelk, half -gilt,
roproRatiting tTle m6on, And Arranged to
naak6 A, oompl6t,o revolution In 0%. days.
Itotaid this dial a, golden sun ra,volvvig.
Turrilng with the sun* but At A different
speed, Is a, 0INIA U1416d With the %!gfts
61 the todlao, and out6lao thlo to a-hoth.
tr eirdle marked with tho hour* of the
dtv.
16 colitto,of the thitdistorey ig, 004U.
1ple'd by An 414ove 4011WAlog A fit 119-
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1411koa
�j_two,foldan7`doorc Pout'timos 4 day,,
it 8' 8 aad It oJ41ook, the three Wag%
=341;WO;, 0"Po 04 uthmia"ro-
CZ
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'Cho clock has taken eighteen mou to=
years to construct.
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CONGRESS OP COLD.
OUO. Of t218 M,D.5& rOWS11kable gfl,tih0r�
liage to be hold In this year of ootioreases I
will, bq t4o firot International congress
of tho rofrigorAting industries, WW4 is i
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kO t4106 Plato. At the SorbOull.0, ill. F44i$,
early next . ingnth, No fewer t,
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� . han t4hV, �
threo 40104% are we'Adins representa-
tAT.08 to 498OU08 tw sub -A ' awo.
. loot of Mach i
ally-prpdiwea cold, and Great Brtbmbl-
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n1o" 4"lidont than rAl her noighbon 04 1
diis latest, of, o0minerAw fictonaeo., *
I naturally, ttadug a leading part�
Great Britain possesses a 001nmittee
which is prolAbly more reprosentatiVe
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.Jbaa Oat of any other visiting natioxw I
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Sir R. UbutW14 XOI$Gn, 1�,(J,M.G., a
well,known pioneer of the Colonial inoat
treat and president of ithe Cold St9ragq
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And Ice Asociation, heads 4 qVoup 01
I 6atlats, manufacturer% marob4lid#,. ,
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others, who represent all sides of the
Su4iects- �Ure Are two
L.Lootign which maW7 0aff"11"t I r1ell,
I kt,
ii, These are the ooloicial a4d
trans
_ porl; JiLtereato, although, of coursi
Britain is well in advai:ce of France as
regarde refrigerated racal; And otherpro-
duce, and It is said that both France And
GOMAMY must before long relax their
restrietions against thei moo.t. Import
trAile.
In Anticipation of tWe the Agonli-Geur
OMA for N*iv Sbuth Woles, the Ron, T.
4 Oo,gh4u, will move at the congress
timt any regu4tions which he=_Ver such
Industries be abandoneo by h1uropem
Govarilniants. Great lBritala Is Also a
greater ou,r:rier of frozen reduce and
fleets of &6yoral hundred flarge ;6ZO
fitted with cold storage machinery, tr44o
bebwwa this oo,uAtry ar,d dUtatit parts.
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GEN. BOOTH AND WOMEN.
Yet awthar mesage on Woman by
OtnorgJ Booth waa ,road on Sunday in
every Salvation Army place of woralil
In the 00tivist of it the general wTZ.
that wtomam had filled with hontor the
ldgliest poste of authority And govern-
'raout In.the SaIW" Army, =4 had
C. ustified every claim ufou her eapaolty,
r courage, and her love,
"But more inuetbo doae," the mossage
Continues. "Thero ought to be a, post
for every earnest. living woman Aid
such a wonlan to fill every post. i ton.
not help gesbaig that the oapabilWej
I
of our girls 4ro more It danger of b:aircr
overlooked than those of out boys, 10
woman must do more lor herself. She
bow not always done at she m*ht to
maln+aiii the poksition given -her ar4 dis-
charge tlke* duties coninected vith it.
"'Vie old prejudice o0nat woman do.
!,,�g Anything in public, the natural tjp�,
idity of her nature, or the falso feeling
thst bar place Is In the background, de-
ter many a one from stepping to the
front or from holding with a steadfeAt
tGnacity to the position which she has
rwhe&
to Lot us for over banish the insan,
self1iih, hoat),on, and ulachristicia- habit of
, treating wouran as a plaything ana thou
�
banishing her Into limbo, unTememberod,
unnoticed and umkilown."
COFFIN OF MATCHBOXES.
The funeral took plate at Chester on
Wednesday of an old man named Wit.
I litin Biddulph Cross, Who was buried In
a remark -able coffin made by himself. .
The coffin, which took Cross ten YIMN
to make, consisto of thousands of amp6y
matobboxos glued on to A Wooden ottell.
On tile lid itself no fewer than live hun.
dred matickboxes have been used, and
as the boxe,s have been Byrainetrioany
arranged the effect is by no means In.
artistic.
. Gross who. was eighty-four years of
Ago, hZ for many years carried on bua�
Jross At Master as a "Oura,tive oleotri.
01'an " and on the lid of his coffin he
fl:K;i an electric battery, which was bur.
led with bim
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TEACHING BY TOYS.
A report of a committee l6sued by the
Board of Education on 8aturdvky r000m-.
mandg-that children botwdoi three and
five ii wl�o tannot be kept At h.0nic should
be tauftll In sgalal ttursery schools,
, attache , if poq#*ble,,to the ordinary
:ehols, ad that their �lder broth4ri and
later% may takd than! to and fr9i,i hoiao.
Forinal Wachs must be ok6luded, along
with towing, mat -weaving and Anything
Involving prolonged complex operations.
The bableo- should opond half the time In
a playground with trees If possible, and
be e4eoutagaa to oltep In the open air.
Apparatus shouldinclido, sand troughs
on Wheels, for inakitig sand pies Ana
tlanting seeds And flowers; spades,
ueketg, bricio, bright plct�res, peto
such as goldflah And bir4s,'sivin A,:rookm
ing horsei reins, balls, dolls, Noat"s ark,
and a piano.
Lessons should include singing, roalto-
tioust boLlIj btick�bulldlug, modelling in
Wet stndt reed and bead throading, rush-,
rAlting, sorting colors ,And shapes, stick
alying, sand drawing, nursery rhymes,
story -telling And .'sto, tl
,g,ac ng, ,,
The teacher mu Lie specie, y trained
And have A motherly in$tinot,ana Should
be aided by at sort of nurse or' attdn4ant
To give the local authority a froo hana
In the matter 'of finance, it Is reoolh.
taqvided, that the atinuo.1 grant for in'
fAnts should Oqual that for older 6601.
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Mass bafgaln.
It wag earlY In the evening And the
two 94my, feted, ahivoting nowmb6ys
wore WArMing thomselvoA at thar r4dw
t4tof whil(� waiting for their bundles,
"'Tony," aalrl the largo one, "got
fifteen p6nnioa ye'll, sell?"
.
"Y(pp," answered the other.
"What'll, yo take fur am?"
stwot'll, y givep" I
11GIV4 ye & dimb."
Tony -studied over Jho roposition.
to X,0 ,�
nuff",P0," he said, final y; "tain't
dolt's a bran' now dima."
. "Nuthin' 'dofft'."
"W611, I'll give 70 a dime uk, *
0 both nickel."
ITIOny JAVOtod u 1611get tinit 0 the
4
46,01, fratioa of $hlt klittoring offotj
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In Norway the longest day lasts from
May glot to LTuly 22nd withouh interrup.
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1114
rie telophoto. attachment'has proved
a. splotAid addition to the use of a cam,
era . � It was de4igned to enable the pho-
togr4pher to obtain magnified pictures
,
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of '4ceiLery And 14aildingo At a consider.
Able distance.
According to a German frivestlg#�r A
smoker opn4s. into the air about lour
billion pardoloa Of dust at every pull,
A fly so Wituto as to be. almdatitivl4l
I�Jq tau three in 14 hall A seco I
_ . allies
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�;�'d, was calculated' W ranks no it,
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4at 540 steps in the time a man could
�toatho. once, .4 man with proportionate
� , . .
� 4*11ty could run twelity-four miles a
,
nuAuto,
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Tho right hand, which Iq more senal-
tifs to. the torao'k than the left, Is Joe.
seimi4ve than the latter to ttho affect of
'hlht j%ud cold..
00 are ahTays 1,600,00D people
afloat on as seas of the. world.
Tho digestive powers of the hyena,
Are eXtrAordiliary, One of those Animals
hat been known to awallow six, large
bo�ea without crashing them.
In Germany there %to lower suicides
among minors than Among -any other
class of workingmen.
A scientific contemporary of Across
the sea tells us that at present it in es-
%Atqt�d there axe In the wo.ria,s ooeaus
7,00,000 cubic miles of salt, and the
most astonishing thing about it Is that
.
If all the salt 6&uid be taken Out In a
tion"111t, 'he level of the ocean would
not drop 649 single Inclu
A German biologist has calculated
that the , human brain contains 300,000,-
00 nerve celit, 5 00 000 of which die,
and are suooe d�i :; 4ow 0"" ""a
day. At OAS rate We got An. eritir:lyy
nqw bridn ever ,tixty days. �
PlIes aro nol the only thirip- found
In amber.. In a big maes. of clear Amboy
aioafea up out of the Baltic Soa, ro-
. 1�, there was distinctly Visible in its
interior a small squirrel -fur, tooth And-
4wo Intact.
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It to said that dried currants given
oq��Jonally to horses In lieu of oats
,
virld Increase the Animal's power of on-
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da Flne%,,jority of color blind people,
turlously enough. belong to the educ%t-
ad classes, of whom no fewer than four
�
per oant I . have this defeet.
The heart of a vegetarian beats, on
o,u average, 68 to the minute; that of
.
the meat eater, .75 This represents a
difference of 20,000 6&t� in twenty-four
hours.
Railway whistles .inflict torture on so
rn mple that the -efforts abroad to
Ihe � The plague have won approval
r"o ,O' tile people. Austria W Introduc-
ad a system of dumb signalling to stArt
and stop the trains. Belgium is trying
compressed air Whistles instead of steam
arid Germany experiments with horns.
Germany had 11,018suiddes last year,
a rate of 91 to 100,000 inhabitants. The
rate for Prussia alone is 20, that for the
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Province of Saxony 32, .And for Sohles-
wig-Holetoln,'83; while in Cathollo and
Polish Po�en It Is only 8. For Berlin the
rate W" 34.
The year 47 B. 0. was the longest
year o;L record. By order of Julius
osemv, it contained. 455 days. The aadi-
tional, days were put on to make the
season conform an nearly as possible.
with thesolar year.
The deepest ocean temperature which
hAs been recorded Was recently taken in
the Paeffie Occan. At. a depth of SO, -
420 loot. .
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BABY'S OWN TABLETS. - .
WILL CURE YOUR BABY
If your little ones are *ubject to collo,
simplei fevers, constipation, indiges,tion
wf,rvas, or the other minor ilmonts .i
6fldhood, give them Baby's 04n Tab-
lets. This medicine will give relief right
,
SIVAY, making sound, refreshing sleep
possible. Better still an occasional dose .
Vill keep little ones -%voll. Guaranteed
to contain no opiate orpoigonous sooth-
ing 'stuff. Good for the new.born bilib
M grown child. Mrs. Rona
or the We
L. 80afleld,-Palmar Rapids, Out., says:
.01 .) Own Tablgs are the most sat-
;:Pbf a
% (
4c ory vwuifeino. I '.have Over used
and I would not like to -be without tli�l
Tatloto In the housOl Sol4 by maditina
d#alor4 or by mail at 26 ,cents 4'box
from T'ho Dr. Willia&s Medicine Co,,
Br4cliville, Ont, .
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Grandma Obsolete. - � �
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"The Word 'grandinal is dving ont,0
Bata 4 101466grapher, or ulalZer of die.
t1onaries, pausing in his labor on the
letter G. 11B '20001, At thlb vatai 'no
'If exist."
siloh Word wil
, ?hit will take Its placer)
it tv I
,
,
, banAle,' 'Aanst' lovoloolco)l 'dear-
Osto-'...'-sovie such rubbish. Y�u ad#,$, ex.
1111141inod the lexicographer, "wonlo' think
b they have leown04 to st4varoff old
40. A woman of 50, �eeause .
dyle'd her atrj a pointed face, a figure
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.
% a sten. ad atia there or . ampo t
I t
t AW fis she looks young. As 4 wat-
tat �t , act, she looks neither f1th, flesh,
nor fowl, No man c:An beat tile sight of
her, But the thinks she looks young$
and, th6tofora, $ilia won't be ca, ad
'grandma.) Youth is over for good, you
know-boyotid paradVenture We are done
with. the long, long dreamt of youth -
When 4 little one� Is lisping 1#audmal
or 1grandpa' At our knees. So this old.
fool traind her grand4hildrpit to eall her
InatAl or 'kitten,' and getting -.--- ___
wadaed street gown, Y31io trips On raQu-
matlo feet to the beauty ,parlot for A
face btoamIng,11-OhlcAg6 Intor-Oo-"n�
i &y. . aj. 4 k 4 4i , - —
OrIgin of A MIslarabla Joke.
ooniumus had luot ibet William venii
at one of Oleopatrals 6 ,o!oloek we.
"William Pentit" he said. "WillIatil
Pairat soom� to me 1 have hoitra of
ydu, sir."
"Yo0l, slid Penn, 3vith 4 pleawd
Spills. "I wit the man Who was mighti6t
tun the bwordY I
, U�h yah," said Confucius. "You. -art
also ?4 Than who Invented sloop, are
you hott" �
9190,11 mld :Penn. 111 founded PhugAcl.
`hla*h"' mia Confuelus. It 'kn6w it
.10 Y" 11
was 011hing of thtt ki-Ad.11-4tiodest
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(437 Captain 0, Crichton, in the London
Sketeb.)
Antonto Valiant sat listlessly on a
pTumbling battlemented wall which over-
lookod..QrmrL;Zd&, while Pietro lay At his
foqt-au Italian gypsy and, his dancing
bear,
The man, his wife and the boast had
trudged afoot from. Italy Along tile lux-
urignt shores of Southern France, where
living ll�d been so expensive; t4oll across
the Pyrenees and down Into Spain,
where, though the cost of living was
cheap, centimos were correspondingly
few.
Across the suil-soorched plains of La
314,noha they had plodded, subsisting on
9, bunch, of grApos and a bauch of coarso
bread here, a handful of olives and 4 cup
of sour wine there, until they reached
Andalusia And the old Moorish capital.
At Grenadit, the woman's strength
gave out, and site Jay, sick And oma -
elated Amidst the filth, the suffocating
't'ne� and squalor of a southern slum.
Since Marla Valiant had fallen sick,
weeks had, passed. The Grenadines had
ceased to laugh at And Applaud the un-
, &Vy-
gainly .antics of the oluillay, lie
Munched creature as 16 waltzed round
and round with its forepaws dangling,
patient grin on its face.
Thus, toppers had oea�od to fall by the
roadside. I
Returning to the diTty dusty town,
Antonio firat sought for & muoh-tioed-
ad coppers In the Plaza Cristobal Colon.
Slothful muleteers, pedlers, sweet -
vendors). and loafers were just awakening
In variouq shady corners from the slesta,
and the cries of the water -carriers re-
iterated unceasingly throughout the ii;�t
of the day, were heard leas frequently.
,%a-doIm ra, Lit-darl-ra ral" aach
was the Italiaes unmusical chant, as he
beat a sort of &um. in doubtful rhythm,
and the bear revolved ponderously on his
hind lop, . .
'19aritirLbal" exclaimed the old pedler,
sitting up and rubbing his eyes' "that
fool of an Italian Again, And. his devil of
a bear. Can no one enjoy 40 winks
without being disturbed by such on in-
leraal raolcot?"
"The devil fly away with all Italians,
say I ' 11 res onded a greasy muleteer, fix -
In a dust? ,ksa"e on a gaunt mule,
,.,
.& pat
a man and his bout have become A
regular pest here."
There was a, general growl of assent
from the loungers, who by this time bad
I
risen, and stood sullenly scowling at An-
tonio and Pietro.
"La-dari-ra, ra, la-darlra," The
chant stopped uncompleted as A large
atone, flung with unerring Aim, took the,
bear immediji.tely below the ear.
The great beast dropped on to his fore-
legs and, with a movement ludioro a
human,placed one paw delicately on the
smitten spotA' While he regarded, his was-
ter with 0. hurt and puzzled look of in,
quiry.
_
He Was not,used, to such treatment.
At all the towAs and villages through
Which they had passed,if he had worked
lard and had little to eat, he had at
least been a general faxorite.
He -was, so used to the plaudits of the
crowd that he had come to consider his
performance the some of grace lamd clex-
terltyj and the growing coldneos and in-
difference of the paasers-by had for some
time been a source of disquietude And
wonder to him.
Antonio gave a sharp glance in the
direction from which the stone had been
,
thrown, his black eyes blazing with a
carious light; 'but' he knew better than
to retaliate against A Spanish mob, and,
choking back a sob whiqh surged into his
throat, he mattered the single word,
#$Couloll to Pletroj and tatned Away.
Their, departure was greeted with a loud
laugh- and some oa.ths from the lookers-
on. . ,
Antonio thought of his 'Wife arid
groaned aloud.
As he passed up the Avenida ae io.
Liberte,d he noticed a fat, halry man who
was standing In the patio of the Cafe do
Colon,. ancl regarding him anahla charge
I
with some attention -ii, fat mail whoee
huge paunob, was covered by a Vast ex -
pan" of white waistcoat.
The Italian was fascinated by this ex-
ubstanoo of flesh, and its he draw near
he accosted the Spaniard- "Buena titrde,
senor, you wish to sea my bear dance?
He 15 the most accomplished of all data -
4 bearo."
,
'Ahill the Spaniard grunted, rafted-
t'"'T' that, after a pause "Would -you
like to sell -your bear?" he' asked, with
&pp4tbnt CArdle,99h668,
The Italltut started back. IIS611 ]?Is-
t,tolll he tixelalmed, aghast. 'IN*, senor;
a thtusand times nol He Is our bread-
winnot. Witlioui' film wo should ear.
tainly starve.11
'So does not seem to win much," said
the Spaniard, eyeing Antonfoliv eadvivot-
ous appearance guo6rdillouOly.
IfHo wine tile little we get," iinswered
the other In A low -kolda, "and he has
boon with me for so mouily,manY yeark
rf I fatt#A With hini now t afft afratia
that ,a would die."
"It he to old, he will -ate soon, any -
Way,, then Where will y6a be I I will
give you 1,900 pesetas for your boar. I
appou to want him—for A, sp�elftl par.
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pose. With 1,200 p4satra you could re-
turn to Italy, set up it cafe, and live
comfortably for the rest of your life."
The ItAan aws trembling; A great
conflict was surging in ]its bosom.
411"at -is-your- special-purcooe?" .
lie Asked, haltingly.
"The bullring," answered tile other,
briefly. .
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A glaring Augusb aiternoolf in San
Sobastiaii'khe Via= do Toros was
packed with 15,000 spectators. The sun
beat inerollosoly down on those who had
not teen able to obtAln seats labelled
Sombre, The occasion was a gala one -
the pameday of the Queeii-Dowager.
Mantillas of old lAce, black And white,
were much in evidence, some covering
raven tresses, other sarmoluiting'blondo
looks -locks which had become blonde
since an .English princess ascended the
, ,
throne of Spain. I
The red-coe,teclsmiA" sprinklero,having
,
completed their task, retired, And the
Arena lay empty. �
Suddenly A f safare of trumpets. blared
out shrilly, and two mounted Algilazils,
, .
clad sn ry costumes,
rode in, to whom, as they saluted the
president, he threw the keys of the
various delis. These they deftly caught,
and, After saluting again, rode back,
whence , they came and 'disappeared.
Again the. trumpets spol,c, And the
babal Of tongues ceasing, a dead hush fell
upon the vast assembly,
A moment later the heavy door of a
den swung back, and *Art Into the glare
of the Arena a huge bear Ambled, The
sunlight dazzled him after the darkness
of the coilfined space in which he lied
been ke t, prisoner. He stood blinking
,
and gmz,flng round in a muddle-headed
fashion, and finally, shuffling off to that
part of the ring which lay in the shade,
he sat down on his haunches.
He had -hardly d6ne so when another
door was flung open.
.
With A furious bellow a great Andalu�
slan bull Instantly dashed out mud gal-.
10 d blindly half way across the arena,
Mayo gleaming red with blood lust,
and foam flying from his mouth, .
Here he balted and stood raking back
the sand with his forefoot, then, glaring
-
round, searched for An object for at- '
tack. Immediately. he spied the bear '
Bitting quiet and unmoved some fifty
rates alst.ant.
Emitting another menacing bellow, he
lowered his head and sprang off on A
thunderous charge.
He had covered, -perhaps, half the die- I
tAnoe, w1hen the bear, realizing the 'hos-
tile Intentions of his adversary, sudden-
ly stood upright to receive him, and
=d his arms invitingly.. Then a ca-
thing hAppened. The bull, though
It would have attacked with ferocious
courage any animal which stood on four
legs, or any humAn. being which stood on
two, stopped sbort--dismayed, It may
be, at the uncanny spectacle which pre-
sented itself to him, of an obvious quad -
raped assuallng .the erect posture of a
biped. I .
For some seconds lie stood spellbound,
gazing with ever-increasingo astonish-
ment and dread at the strange phenonle�
non. 11 I
Tired of standing still, the bear open -
ad his Arms P. little wider and took one
strido forward. That proved the last
straw, .
The bull turned, and throwing fre-
quent and fearful glances behind Jilin,
cantered off to the opposite side of the
ring, where he stood sweating and -shiv-
erin a ainst the barrier. I
Tf, ,g
silence Wag oppressive,
m ave vent to. - a
loud saigger. 1xistantl It Was ealag,lit
up by 15,000 throats, ani roar after roar
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Prayer, .
Our Father In Ileaven, u we 0
oy,er the Pathway f 11jo it lajoura. y
I � Q often
Tough, wid li�,,set with t1wrils. We ca -u -
',Lot see i4r in Advaimp And t1wre are
ilmly alltilli.-g side lathi into which we
,
Are tewpwtl to stray. We often stumble
and. hait by the w,ty wid At Unto, the
,
burden that, we are 'called to bear Calls
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14, Bub we thttlik TlWe that wd are nf4
Wt to And the way glone, bqtt that we
have QAO promise oi QtLr blaster, "Lo I
f .
ain, With you all th,4 days", Ifelp UA to
sea Jesus, And to follow Rini. riollow�
ing Him, the rough places Oiall be made
011109th, the 4,,ti-1; places shall glow with
Raht, Alid the b4rdens ry . hall W made,
easy, And we Pji,xll purtsue w1bli glad
,
-
heart$. the path thab leild4 to tlLP,t home,
WIlere tlio �light of Ilia presence shull
forever banish all darkness and pahi and
sorrow, Anicii, ,
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I _�. I
On the Wild" North Coast.
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, (By v, Banker,)
I
One of the most striking examplas of
t4v .Marvellous h"d1wQ1#. of NLLtare Is
un�ueetiouLtbiy that Strange group Of
.
clustered prismatic; columns knowii as
tile Giants.I.Ctiusawayo wbiall ad&j su4
.
PA int,arest to. tba b*141, ruggaid eoastEne
of the north of Ireland, Both east. and
- . �
West of the causeway the lofty, beetling
.cliffA bear evidence (if 'tile nuglity forco
of the tremendous power of -the waves,
which, straight fro -in the Arctic Ocean,
Are wildly itarled again�b t qui -
them in
. .,
tiond of roolca, now piewing desp,. yawn -
lag , caverns, into Which, w4th 6fie ro4r
ot raver,bera,ting thunder, the foatninit
a
billows madly .rush; or now carving the
rook into fantastic shapes, as the calo-3-
sal Giant's FiLea, perhaps, with the ex -
caption of the, strazige ieprosent&tlon ol
a skull at Golgotha, ou�sida tile wulls
of Jerusalem, &lid also too, of the iiat-
uml statuo of 4queen �Ilizabetti on the
0ornish east, the mbat atrikingaza,mple.
of Natures imagery to be seen Anywhere
OIL the globe.
But, the Causeway itself is the odatrki
of Attraction. Here,mamy t4ousdads of
regularly ca,rved. columns, mostly pent-
agonal, and Averaging about two !oet in
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alamoter, are arrangeit in fairtastio clus. I
ters, soma grouped together like a vast
I
organ; some arrafiged P4 for the throne �
of a 14tan, the aides and back formed of
upright colurano, of varying height, which I
partly sl�rround tho royal Boat and foot- I
stool, or some exactly like, giputle I
honeycombs. Standing upon Ole idiiiaLit
of one of these stup%aldous clusters of
pillars the scone is Altogether striking,
And bewildering. On all sidea, columns
Zalpturea as by the hand of mani at
the rear the line of cliffs from Which
project at one or two points.the ends
of mQre of 'these strange black mono-
litba, in front the jetty or causeway, a
tongue of rook wholly composed of those
five or six-alded columns, stretching out
three or four hundred, feet from the
land; w 0 beyond, is the expense of
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the ,Acoean, hQro its white-crestbd
bill,6wa breaking in clouds of foam
againat the adamantine �illaxed rooks,
but at Ito further extreme frozen by Me
breath of the golia .north into floes and
bergs of solid lee.
And while contemplating this strange
example of Nature's handicraft, tile
thought crosses the mind that although
in this IngAance ,man. might pWlia-ps
achieve .9, aimilax result, yet in oonueu-
tlon %via aninia,to life he is utterly Jm.
potent. And He who created life upon
th-e earth, by yielding up His own human
life upon the cross- for our redemption,
bae provided A ravans by which Nye may
Inherit otoracia life. For when enduring
the blacknw-4 of darkness upon that bit-
ter cross the Saviour of the world wits
On our beholf suffering the penalty for
our transgressions. I
0 In the Midst of Death..
It is folly to talk or live ast.thorIgh
we were going to have time, tar, to
make better preparation to the than
we have yet made. But many of
those who call themselves Christians,
as ,qvell as those who do not, often take
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bad boon burst Asunder and 4 dIsUat
glimpse of the flashing glory of Paradiso
wore unveiled.
But to be enveloped In tho$3 111unlinea
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cloads and to be in ilia midst of the
rolling thundeil an , 4 surrounded with
continued scintillations of Jambent eleo-
tricity, as occasionall;y happens to. SWIS4
tourist$ And mountaineers, though Awe -
Inspiring auA somewhat Alarming, yet In
itil experience Altogether thrilling And
I
weird, Which Many 'Would be willing to
undergo even though It involved risk and
hazard.
. It is A glorious wornlng� not A cloud
to be soon, and the early morning Ban
Is lighting up, the snow -clad summits of
the surroundin;t mountains. As, how-
ever, the travleller a"endo, )it her And
,
higher, clouds commence to gatTert And
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It Is evident that a thunderstorm is ap-
proaching. Soon the booming of the
thunder, echoed and ro-eehoed from the
mopritain efdo, becomes ever louder, and
flash after flash of lightning stregins
down into tile Plain belionVi. And rimr
� lie is in the electric cloud itself, its
lumino4ity occasionally, It is stated, our-
roundin an
. areo,o, oi the mountaineer as with
glorY-all angelic honor, which,
however, was not conferred, upon the
Writer, Now the thunder peals Above
I
him, penis beneath him, peals at his very
aide; crashing and reverberating with A
swelling, detonating roar. But excelsior,
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excelsior, upwards and yet vpwards, and
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he soon emerges from the darkness into
t�o glorious sunlight; the cloud, which
viewed from beneath was bleak and
.Rloomy, now Appearing as white and as
brilliant as the snow itself; arid though
the thunder still rollt, And doubtless a
46hige of raill. is still descending, he Is
Above It all and ravelling In the midst
of a sunlit scene of supromeat grandeur,
And perhaps the thought crosses, the
mind that in another son" the export.
ence of many Is similar. Enveloped in
the gloomy mists and storm -clouds of
doubt and unbelief they at length look
upwards, iind, supplicating for light fr;M
above, emerge from the darkness, and
realize that the Sun of Righteouimads,
the Light and Redeemer of the world,
by receiving, Himself, the stripes due to
them, has astlified the demands of ater-
tat justice, And hqs thereby for them
tilrown wide open the gates of the king-
dom of glory. .
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THE TORTURES
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, OF, NERVOUSNESS
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. I he Sufferer Feels That Unless Re-
lief Comes insainity Will Follow.
I There Is no torture more intolerable
than nervousness. A nervous person Is
In a state of constant Irritation by day
and sleeplessness by night. The suffecor
.
starts, at ever .
,y noise, is shaky and do-
,
.
pressed, Often . although in a complatel
exhausted state. is unable to sit or IF,
still. For trouble of this kind abso*W.fia-
ly the best thing In the world is Dr. Wil,
liams' Pink Pills. The nerves are jaded
and jangled because, they are being
starved by poor, watery blood. Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills make new, rich
I blood, which feeds said soothes the irrl-
tatea nerves. There Is Absolutely no
doubt about this$ thousands can testify
I . of tho blood -making, nerve -restoring
I qualitios of th ilia. Among Mem, it
Mrs., Thos. Ha17;1e1Y,. Wallace Bridge, X.
� S., -who says. "Some years ago I t6#4 -
I sick and the doctor pronoolinoed tbb
trouble nervous prostration. To de-
� scribe the tortures of it is impossible.
I God and mygolf only know what I on-
dured. The doctor gave me mkilo!Ap,
but it did not seem to help me. Then he
ordeted me away for a. change, but I I
was afiald to go, As I 41w a d
to fear some Impending owel , and
was Afraid to spend the night alone, as I
used to think each night that I would
die before morning. I tried. different
kinds of medicines, but with no better
results, and finally decided I would go
to my paxents to see if the change would
benefit -me. I wont to their doctor, but
of laughter shook the massive bullarrig,
while ibiouts of "Bravo, Oso,11 came from
this de�porato chance. In the mean-
,
time, all of us live hourly int the
wl no better results. My mother urg-
.
ipd me to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
those who could articulate. The bear
midist of death; W43 can all 9 � tl
A la
a, got me a box. Of course I &,d not,
was evidently astolifided. It was 30
long since lie had gained any Applause
David, "tie thy soul livoth, r7a,' i'�'
but a step between me and tieath.`
er Ot a box irnuld hilp tile, but I con -
ttutd talting them and in about a
that he had forgotten the sound Of It.
The so-called great risks of We are
month. began to feel iZer. From that
But the cry�"Bravd� Osol Bravo, OAOV'
not more fatal thala life's everyday
on there was an improvement In toy
brought back -vividly the time Of -Ilia
f.aularity; au4 instinctively T181111 to
he OCCAdoll, With an appreciative, ob-
risks. One of the contostants in an
international balloon race last year,
flight I lit
condition every day and In the course
A. ut 0 XhZihs I was Again an -
0 A
a
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berim, grin on Ilia fate, arid forepaws,
having made a perilous of eig
hundred and twenty-five miles wfth-
o In the reat blessing of perfect
dangl. ng,, he began to waltz slowly
out harin, after alighting safely alinod
I 1'. I iped about twonty pounds
In weight a my friends could haxill.y
round and round�round and round.
lost his life In a runAWay aceidont
licyt). I Was th� same poraorl, I be-
Ulat evening, after Antonio had ceas-
ca to we on-t'd neck, of his unwound-
while he was .being escorted to a near.
b town. A misstep at the bottom
have I would have been in my gray#
1033a If It bad not boon for Dr.
ed 1"ro, ?iotro 1"Ad each a dinner As set-
ol a, flight of stairg is often as dis-
ago
Williams' Pink Pills."
d,m falls to the lot of a bear, however
capacio,as itg Mow.
astrous as a fall from a precipice.
But this livi-ig in the midst of death
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are 404
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On the outskirts of beautiful San
need give us lio concern If we have
surrendered unocirlditiollally to the
ss ad blool or
weak nerves. That Is why they cure
Romo there Is! a little cafe, prettily
0111Y COnqueror.that death has ever
such. troubles as anaomim, indiges-
tloT4 rhogmatism, St. vifuV
situated, with An orchard and olive I
groves behind.ft, The riamo.of the
Acknowledged, Then death will be
but AIL incident in th6 life which It
neuralgia,
dano, paralysis, and the Ailments of
padrona Is Antokno Vallitial, whoser bux-
cannot disturb. - Sunday Seltool
Times.
girlhood end womanhood. Sold by
me ents a box or
era wife is locally and desorvedly tamed
for her cookery. ' - .
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six boxes- lot $2.60� or may 'us had by
In the orchard an old but, almost
Now ii the Tim*.
mail from the Dr. Williams, Medicine
Co., Brodkville, On$.
blind ,With age, sleeps Away the evening
lJothing rings clearer in the Gospel
— 006
of his Woo under the grateful shade of
than the exhortation, "rdpare to ineet
Tr$icklesv Trolleys In Ireland,
the fruit trees.
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they God." The only way to heea
wisely tho gospel warnirW is to act
Acootding to the Bleottleal 111191411:1011
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Where It Tou I thod Her ,
tit once, Now is the aacopted time.
In the light of observations notbfx* Is
A movement to oil foot for the 11tro -
tion of the system of trackless alootria
Mrs. Cross -Do you take any interest
more uncertain than when A, Ilia may
tramway$ hi Ireland, the first contain.
In politiesr,
'Street
end., We may0say truly, the doming
listed route being between Donnybrook,
fu tile
Mrs. -Yes, Indeed; I wish to
of death Is the doming of judgment,
tbauburbo of Dublin; and pretty
kno1v Whether the men who kiss the
He that is unjust at death, Will be
sonsido reiort At Aray. The new system,
bablei are thoroughly antsoptic.01�
t*iJust still; he that is unrighteous,
it its said, can be Worked inexpensively
Pucic�
*111 be unright4oas still. How high
on the existing rok& from power de.
Staying Up Late.
these motiveis to accept Obylst at our
rived from the uAnAl overhead wires,
One evening When illy bedtime coprit �
personal Saviour without delay. To
The trolley tan be made to diverge to
I didn't want to go, ' .
rej6ot him as he is offered so. freqdy
any distance requlied, so As to en4ble
the to tl r conveyance
so mother said I Tallght At u
ay p
and rl$ht now is to OdIl forth this ad-
,.
tftOtOt Pass 4'
1p or;ocourse- The
For just this once, you. know.
Varga judgment. Then there are other
Will to
or vehicle the ordlnA .
has beoyi submitted to the -man,
rnotives, we continue grieve
project
And 00 I stayed and stayed And btikyea,
'Through
the Only S&VIO%Lr by rG100tirig the Sal-
hb
it, er of th6 blin Dotted 'I'vramways
And t9 the eounty,counall. Th4
all the night, I think,
vation offers, and Which he puk.
i pa,fty
And never -welit to lied at all
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chased at' go great A cost as the out.
.
P o fe claim a good return front
Nor slept A little vvirk,
going of so gToat loveP-Exohange.
small trid tie, its htre 16 110 big -sum sunk
In the permatmit Wily ,
But When At last the Aull arose
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A Dlaphi6n of the Skies.
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A -shining Warm And red,
0y, A Banker.)
A k6covd-Br6ak6r.
X found I had my rilghty on
And was sitting up in b6d,
Vlawoa from the cliffs of the boat'hore
a great 418PUY of so-called oulumer
11111y's father h the owner of A th,6r.
olighbroa race horse, and, being taken
�St, Nl6holag,
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1104tuing, When the clouds above the
to the traek At it distrtat fair. )is be.
The lZaler,
horl*zoyi Are from time to time lighted
odme very farrilliAll with the exprestiollb
It ith it rapid sueeeision of fla4lies
of the jockeys. After the AmAtoment of
"What W6 want/1 said one stAtairrdan,
frpo M*1� 4 great Atorm raging beyond the,
the day his too ther wds hearir%his pray.
"I the big litAnolara to work lot
range of vision, Is a spectacle 'both weird
&A, which were uttered In sue it rapid,
;1011to
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And beautiful. At each reoutrilig flash
liie6herekitintLiiiio-rt,hathoeotila scarcely
Juitt the trouble" answered.
,big J,A&nolor
the heavdlit tire illufflitiod In a. brilliant,
JLUA.troUg hOW �IiLilgatlngill thtot,
be imAtratood. When he had finished, he
triumphantly turned to Ilia broth.
the other, You 04111 q0t
"a
#16ry# A
older
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to work for you. You Ve always got to
Ling erfulgeace, now quivering Rove, ima-
o nna oxelaim6d. "I tell you, tudder, I
r ington Star.
inent Into A phoaphoreAtent glow, And
ynadt tht,t Ill two.ten.V_NJ11ft6&tOt.
I I 4 0 6i,
t1i" amu'uhig into darkness, or liow" in
1. I 14 � 0 1 - �
Soma men ot t_o_ the top ah4l Otbtf�
Sel
I 4, Aprthin Of 0OAVJJ1A1V� energy flaAlrilig
Pest Isn't the only thirig ,that will'
aft laid on shelf. Tfiara k q,olw
, out In a vivid, glowltig transplawlanco,
M06 0, Wdroml ehiinge,00lot, " wltn6k
* diff"006.
** th0gh the pottgli of heard!! Wall
ill* 9"404 Uh W64flUe, Off.
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"'Ali'll'JI'S L'I"CLI 14 tile tW111141111,4 lot 44
Qytd,"
1,0004 licaveng) 11141114
talkin" About 0; . What are you
ft .
"(Wriali Vre ji�st fulnigate(I 41 five.
dollar bili.111- 131raling4aw Age-lierttid. .
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Bxvurslon1stWhY hilve You pa!404
� t tie lianle "Ai,by" oil this boat I 11(miuse
� it is aq littlp'e
Park lloatnjan-Xopa; J)eegX1se cypry
,
I fool thinks it hae to be rm-ketij-_"4�_
Louis Star and'CJironj(,.Je,
Too Maoy 1)atss.
IVIL4 pos8esaed her to, warry her see.
oll'.1 liltaband oil tim till 111yersAry of liar
fir4t"s deatlit')
'1140 as not to have too. many -dates to
,
celebrate,11 �Jluart Set,
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,Mistaken, Idea.
2117sieian�.M,y deal, follow, yott ahouia
DrIl-VUeo ckkep breath . trig,$) ,
QkNer-.0rcat soaket), doctol., 1, (101 I
York in a coal Inine..
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Terminated.
li,r'LAst time 1 'heard Ltboa� Xit gt;1111�
orhorii sho Was eng,%ged to it youlig
Ulm she met At a seasla�� reaort, , 11.0w
,(-n-gr (lid tile wigagaillent ]list?"
"Thileo days, I believe, rj�hcn tile. young
Mau �egnu to iaqi�jt on t1leir marry -
In, 21 ,
1.
fowell?n
"Well, it V n . he
s6usfill, Rild site married Jilin.
. BAD ENDIXG.
"Too bad about Gussie, wasiVt it?)o
' ' 'Dear luel. I haven't heard.. Tail ,lie
quickilo I
"Ile fell desperately in love -with a
girl he. met on an oodan steam", ,but .
she threw llim.over." . .
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Ughl I
.
"The 'Great White Plague,, my, sorl,�, '
Said the lnjun chief, in a.pas9lQA,
"Is that wicked, illieving race
Tliat calls itself the Caucasianfll,.
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Charity in, 1909. .
Miss Binks-I suppose you find marty
.
cases of extreme want durilig,your v1sits,
among the poor? I
31fiss Minks -Yes. I visited a family
to -day and actually they hadn't a. drop
of patrol for their motor. -Ally Sloper.
Vegetarian Fast Day.
"What, Anatole, do I see you eating
roast goose? Wliy, I thought you wore
a vegetarian."
. "go I .am, but to -day is Wednesday,
and'Wedliesday is a vegetarian fast.,'�-
Don Vivant. .
PROFESSIONAL,
I-Teavy Tragedian -I Was brought
. �
up on the boards.
Low Comedian -I suppose y I our
mother pawned the bad and You had
to sleep .on. .the floor, .
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Wh.en to Wed. .
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Via best time for a. girl to marry is
when the fellow is Wil1ing.7-'-mNew.. York ,
Tinids. I
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%True Kindliness, � '
Little -girl of 4 (standing entranced
before the window of a toy isllop)-Ob,
mother, if you was my little 1prlj
.
wouldn't I take you in and buy you
some of these lovely thirL,a,,s!vTat1er. -
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Information O'hearfully Doled Out,
Mrs. Chugwater-Josi*h,` what is
ii,pothecaries' we;�4ht?
I Mr. Chugwater-Apothecaries' wait?
It's the interval that elapses between
the time when you give the apothecary
a prescription and the tuillke when he fills
it. CaWt you tell froill. the word itself?
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July NighL
The western skies were ail aglow,
With Tnolten gold by ansels cast;
It fadod (tnd came floating slow,
A Woon-Ship d1DWn tbe Sky-�Seit vwt.
ught the harbor old
A11,d saw far-off -lights of hotae; .
A milUon gems oltppod troin bet b*ld,-
A -wake of sturs acTow the foam.
,-A4rcbto, 11. NoluGhtne, in the 0a"dian
, ii,s"zine. I
His Profession.
"You go.', Slimpkills makes. Ilia living
With his Pell? I didn't know .he could
writc."
'TTe can't, lie kereps hogk.11 .1 .
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A Suitable Residents.
"I wonder," said little Jim on his first
visit to the farm, "where they keep the
goats�"
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"I don't know,' said little Jack "but
r guess it's in -the buttery."-Bal�imoro
American.
I In a Tail -End Town.
"Tell me the old, old story, dear."
"The old, old story? You mcan the
one about our teran still having pennant -
winning hopes 711 -Washing ton Herald.
I
� Forts.
Shc-I understand that; drinking is
one of your failings.
116 --You have been misinformed. It is
one ,of my most pronounced successes. -
Chicago Journal.
I
An Outpagd. -
"So you have decided to get another
physician V
"I have," answered Mrs. Cutilrox. "Tait
idea of his prescribing flaxseed tes; and
mustard plasters for people as A& gs
Wo are -"--Herald Ana Presbyter. .
.
. Considerate.
I soe you have countea tip illy bill
wrongly; fourteen inarks) inateid of tliir�
teen�l
Waiter -Well, 1 thought you miglit The
,
.itllvntitious.-MeggelitIoL,i,fer Vaottt%
180 BORED.
Miss G11811-011, "Ar. Sappy, why
Weren't you tip on the hill to soe ilia sun.
90t? lit'was siftiply pollfect,
Cholly Nappy -1 sent illy 111an Ilp to
do it fur we� Ite ulider8tan&i th4tt m5rt
of thing .40 11113ch bi-tter, yan know.
Her Little Scheme.
' "t tvat that Ifiss Oldtim(v rtfugml
klildni)or And now ia pnEouraging lijill
agoin." �
"Yes, lie wit'l hol first 0rf(-r"�NVqq1l.
ington Mar.
The Thirttonth Task of Hercules,
ITewulea ANAA cloalling tilit the. t4table.4.
1,Phiol" fhtky r-rie4t. 1,11ut mft 'Lini olmn
the phmlffour�q frion(Ist old"of tile A111:011
At bnoe ho reallrea Oat the ariginl�l
doteu labors wet(� rmlly trivial.
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