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6mrt Britain. t . � .. .b ... I � .. 14-41-11-�^^*Ao,V.q,wf-^,Vow-w.* ITAM1130N SE MWEEKLY TIMES 'i .hAaniwttLJ10o,J W65 Boordman ifet
train .now until the o;id. of 190.9 for
I OFFIC" AND 9SAIFA X)91P0.%rV VAVLT-9 , . $ 1,OQ In Cainkow or The United
Aft - ________4~-_-.__ -_ Wasluirw stuxle Van Presger in October , her eorrli*_,xIon froin, lier tx r
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Bank of Halitoo. oullft, - - - . Ila Onts Onve there was a Jittle pink pig with, -eg"
(Utadorl Daily Mail,> 1 torte atd orpit, becomim-w lit livter years - � � , , Milton, ! five little votted brothers auq� oisterg, , This i4 4 chance of 4, 111011140 t9., a � 4 Ojadpi-Vroin ber father. lIt"A a
ILI ei,o 4tecomplislied perfortuer on both in. .. I " 10 I i P.M U .14 V druggl4t.
� AV IRV PQ announce t40 ileat'll 1. 1144 a 111ca honle III tile wood lot C4 11144 WAA
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of Sir Eyre Massey Shaw, which took Returoing to Nottingligin Mr. Clay I A10THORMCP TO A1QT A$ . %,V,11111�1 their wrilmna, aria a, ni(to yard with
' ittle White fence aro . und it. The little NAly Times by wail $2-00 per Room, A,4dreos 1,
place on Tuesday at Folkostone. Only established Itilillelf a$ nPlanoforto tutor Xuag*or, ^*m1nistrattar- Tr9stwo, G"arOgAn. Assignee. Liquidavloirt . , A )I -
I . I were very bappy playing 14 - TIHES PAINTING COMPANY, HAMILTON
last )December Sir Eyre lost his ro- and teAell(Ir of InUsle, and -was ap- 9",olvor, Tran'trer Aggin -Aotr . ' , tliL
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m4iniug log by amputation. the other their, in tile sun, _ I . 10. � ftod4w "I'A, ,**W. . , .. . ..
one having been amputated ten years The Bight of one eye waS I'lot wholly A Tru*t Co;npAny Daln$, i StrIc , Tr st Anil Adencv. Bluslness . . � - I .... .. 1.
I W� 114 Was able to distinguish grouliq , .k , . tIv I U � . . One day the little pint; pig.asked, his I—- . .. - � -,----.- _.___._- _________.__-__- —
a% �1 I mainnin to let Win go, out of the gate P"Meq�-lolwl%�Ql%-1400"QIMOI�oqb"%-Cvm&K%141r"b�IIW&O,%W"%WOI,%-wak�04&-,%-05,
, I Uildings, whert in the streets, And 111011RESPONDENC9 XXVITAP i , Into the big road,
Or thirty years Sir gyro Massey wits dimly corvielous of moving objects,
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Naw ruled the London Fire Brigade. but it 14, only within the last month or . ,,ON, Whj� QIBSON, President S, Q. IIACDONALD, 1�answer - "You are too little and do tot know, I '.
VIO ever-inoreasing popularity. Tie two that lie has bcon able to see the . olough ya.", slid hla, lualuma, "When
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vilfor4ed Inspirati4i for one of the fAc0a of those about him, and be is Ili `�. � .,-711r_- , .....� _ �.. _'. . . ".. _ , ,, " �1. __ -':'" / You grew bigger I shall teach you about,: �., illions of Bird _e
Ili I 1b p(pular goings in Gilbert and his twenty -Seventh year. . . :==�. __.� . � � - - L. , __ . - . . .4� the big read, and then You inay go. Now, 1 . S 'Kill 4 Annually to Supply
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f4ulli, 4xi!o "IQlanthe." Always shy of �_ -Z ,� —._-�,�%_ - _�.- . - " "" .�� be it good little pig, 4n.4 rua. And, Play , I
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011til During the past eighteen months the Norwich '13=4raptey Court recently he D R r; .
10ty, Sir Byro was ,much per, Improvement in Mr. Clay's sight has been Attributed IIIS it XEL61 PERFUME[) FEAST, with your brothora and sisters.' Feathers to the M111MIM of the World
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Wr , W . seated in t groiluivl but rontinuons, n a comparti., gntion Connected. w . , Ilut the little pink pig Would )act play
0 r on a first night. of the par, tively short tilue the, completely blind ith-the sale And pur� Treat Paris to Veritable Arabian with his brothers and Sisters, I -IQ ran
formapeq that opera, one of the eye �ecitiiie conscious of moving objects, chase of stamps And heavy interest on Nights Garden Party. off lit it corner by himself And,
0 arsoters sang a verse. Which ran;- and the other eye was able to define tile borrowed. money. . not make wrid. pies. - . . would 116AW11W 01 ,%,.ft. Q4% --,W 01`1111�01%,Awoo ,%-,%WO Aurft�o %-IWO 1%_�
Ob, Cartain Shaw, His stipend as curate was 9150, lie Paris, -"The Droxels' perfunied din- Pretty Boon the milkman Caine in his OJ
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figures of individuals, Then the treat, obtained loans from four money -lenders, ner"' 40 society ia, calling it, Will I Seldom has there been such'a great - rectors are Mrs. Sarali Hurlburd, Mrs,
Type 9 true love kept under, meat was directed to strengthening the ?O Wagon to bring the inilk for dinner,, 1-10 , I
Could thy brigade Weaker eye, and in the cot, In one caga at over 60 per cent. He bor. remembered long 'by the 24 guests .Carried it in and knocked At the back demand ter aigrettes, plumes, John V. Favrwall, Jun,, Mrs, EmniA F.
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rso of time rowod 919D. In three rnouths. who.enjoyed it. door, and poured it in a pail for mamma feather wings and quills on -women's Atims, the Rev. George B, Pratt, Fr , it k
� With cold cascade Mr. Clay was able to distinguish moving Once lie bought a 6ollection for X140 Mr. and Mrs. Drexel engaged the - n
Quench MY great love, I wonder? objects as well with tile one eye as w! . That lie ran out as fast As lie voulo and hats as this spring, In seasons papt X Sanford, John M. 1314keley, John F.
. - th And took out certain stamps, but they beautiful garden of the Hotel Ritz. hopped up in his Wagon ona-drove , away. plumes and quills have been reserved Ferry, Miss Amalie Haniiig, Edward X
Sir I -lyre Massey Shaw was,eaq Iriah� the other. Later. he was, Able to pick his proyed worth nothing. The other por- First of all electric lights and Chin. But to, largely for winter millinery, artifio4l Clark Frank S, Daggett, Jesse' L, Smith,
man, having been born at Xon%stown WAY unaided through -the Streets, and tion b . a sold for � f,88. Ila bought the ese lanterns Were . newly arranged to to C104a tile ga . flowers and folio -go have been coii- J. L. iio Nrine, Bud Frank Af. Woodruff.
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castle, Count Cork, in 1830. He was quite recently he WAS able to see for the* , The I ttle pink pig saw, the gate open,
I lw atmosphere ad lie. -air rig,lit, out -into the , big road., g for spring
first time the features of his parents, dently. Durinf fifteen years lie had over the scon, 141 a d summer Uate. But strangelftliti.
offificatod at 4ueenstown ,and Trinity collection Without oxamining it Buff* diffuse a soft, dreamy a sidered the proper triminin Calls the Work Humanitarian.
Colle a. Dublin, and it wa� originally a, The garden WaS K011t- NY I show my mamma how much I ii . , '
getl n stamp transactjons ad with the, odor of La France rose; j3pring foathors and quills have 13,3- Ruthven Deane Is President of the ll�
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lutenw ad that he should enter the SCIENTIFIC HARNESS. boon anga I I know," lie Said, And lie trotted' down come so popular that flowers for linols society. I
Irleh priesthood. s to R6,000. He had been in. the, delicate essence WAS brought from the big road as fast as his, little &4
So far on the road amount itigation resulting in a loss Of Grasse, where many perfumers railio trimming are ocavoer than they ,were "The Audubon -Society here Is A,
� to holy orders was he that the ovdina- Mr. T. W, BrIgg, of the Westholmo v,IVea 1!-Z, - I lega would carry him, � ,s large
tion serram had ao works Bradford, has, 9200, lie was holding no Post at prps. the flowers whose sweetness they lin .all winter. and potont as are the societies in Boston
tually boon preach. by permissloti of . Ile had not gone very far wben lie saw .
eat, The examination. was closed. prison. The whole garden was J311- I Most in vogue are the plumes from and Now York," lie says. "The. work wo
94., lie abazdoned the idoa,*however, the areat Northern Railway Company, 0 .. . repated with the essence; each nat, a big black alid white thing. The blapk the egre't and plm�es from tlie back nre doing is more than oduoritional-It is
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and shipped as a Bailor on board a arranged for an Interesting demontration p . and White thing ran After the little pig, of the s . humanitarian
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vessel bolind, for America, But his to take place In the stable yard at Xing's RUINED BY RATS. Ural flower was steeped in it; mingled An e in the dust. , nowy heron. These plumes I ,, I ara confident few we.
. I with them were almost innumerable The little pig squealed And, squealed,, are so popular that the partd of the tion would be willing to wetir those beau,
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fainil induced him to return, and in Croos Station next ,month. The Incorporated Society for the Do- artificle,l flowers a�l exhaling the same countty th which these birds were tIfuT, snowy Aigrette 4
1848, is Joined the Worth Cork, Rifles. Mr. Brigg has dovotea twenty years to struction of Vermin has decided to take delightful odor; even the table, the and the black and white thing-rollcil hiin plentiful a fow years ago are AIMO"t b 8 go grestly prize ,
over, and kept sa ng "Bow wow I" But y hundreds of women if they knew the
FrOM 1860 may, be said to* date his the Study of the laws which govern 1000- legal action to settle whether it is an dishes, the urns seemed *to be' im- without the hard, cruel way used to got this finery, �
career I by And by he turned and Went away. in*
as a fireman. In that year lie motion and tntisportation, and he was offence to harbor rats. Evidence against mated with it, William Dutcher, the chairman of fiA frierta told my -wife she was got
became adperintendatf of the Bel- come to the conclusion that 11prses are garden The little pig Rot up.and tried to shake the national committeo of the Audu- 49
fast folico, and with 1he police was several municipal Authorities has, litien Prol the gueedsts ,entered the off the dust, but he couldn't sh0ce. it all bon Societies, says: "The recent lil'i, to have It new spring lia.t ti-immed. With
I . made to Work A, great deal harder than collected, and a Aummo-tis will shortly they romar , laughirigly, that Alr. .
a0soo ated, the municipal fire brigade, they should, and seldom achieve the re. be Ap off, lie wanted to go home, but lie had ter ' a handsome Aigrette, but after she heard
Piled for, I Drexel wag an Aladdin. -who had trana- rolled over and ever so much that lie in y of the white, horon,, from which the story how this plumage wu bought
whi0h at that time was badly in need suits of which they are capable. ' Mr., A. 0, Moore, the secretary, Says ported them to some nook such as the oat of the handsomest, aigrQttes are .
of organization. When Captain Shaw "When two horses are yoked to a . that the question &rose out of a report Arabian Nights describe, couldn't tell where h0ale WAS, SO Ila hadi is pathetic in the extreme, It she exclaimed that she would order fin -
left Belfast in Tune 1861 he had sue. wagon pole," he says, "their chains run concerning P. London restaurant k During the dinner, on -which the ran Into a cornfield to Iii4e, till he -was wao a sad day when fashion deoreed other hat, and she Would not wear An
obliquely at an. angle of about 42 do- 0 ati ma a a Upt by rats.
cooded in establishing the fire bri� eeper .
bade on a Satisfactory basis. wh ]I been d b nkr Ritz's celebrated chef exhausted his q,r,.th, blackand white thing Iva& gone, that the nuptial plumes of these birds aigrette at tiny price,"
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greea, from the collar to the pole. When Some promises 'adjoining his place had skin, music seemed to flow from the Pretty soon a man came along and should be worn as millinery orna- The Illinois Audubox Suclety is work -
It was In -Tune 18k that Sir Eyre they pull back the force has to pass boon pulled downi ana.the rats, ejected trees, the shrubs, the , flowers. Boldi's found him in tire cornfield, and said: ments." Ing with the New York society to got
.'Kassey Shaw began his connection along those chains And backwards down Ins orchestra, corripletely hidden "Hello, pink*)�ig, tire yon eating my laws passed making It Illegal to use at,
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with the London Fire Brigade. thus covering two sides of a from their old haunts, invaded the res- f eyed "The Star-Spangled Banner 01 -corn V Herons Fast Becoming. Extinct. rettes, They axe doln much to protect
In taurant in awarms, despite all attempts 'I "Oh, nol," said the little pig. "I A few years ago there we he grobaa, the bexuti ul sea guile, tile
that month he Was selected by the ""' pole' If horses exercises, pullof 40Q to keep them out. I first, then many other American airs, we re large f I
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Oomiqittee of Fire Offices as 913nor. lba. each, only 300 lbs. v4cts on the w inoludIng "Tammany, uld not eat your corn," - colonies of these birds n Florida, quills of the eagles, and the pelicans.
t,oagon One day a large rat jumped, from the
.- intendant of the London Fire -_111- And 100 lbs. is wasted, In addi n to All the guests are leaders in Freaol,i "Then YOU ShOuld- keep out of lay corn- Louisiana, in most of the If coast of I my members of the society are unv�jl-
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Btairs leading to the first floor on to a field 11 said ilia man, "I Will take you the United States, along tKe Mexican fir t
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wdEstablishment to fill the. vacancy that, each horse exerts a lateral, or if ble where two ladles were dining and and American society. Among them '
w on the Tooley @treat fire, caused 'sideways' pull of 268 lbs, aqa�nst the ,mused a stampede. were Baron Leghaii, the Belgian Min- home and shut you lip in a pAn.11 I and Ceritral Amerlean coast. But using rosettes and velvet bows in winter
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_ wood. . nd tbbse pulls, neutralizing each The place beca&e later, and Mine. And he took the little pink pig home' there ha and foliage and artificial flowers In ouin�
the death of Mr. Tames Braid ,other, a Leghalt; the Portu .a been such a demand for
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. Engine Establish- he" are wasted. . known as d. custom Uese Minister, Count, do Pi7 ncke and shut him up u1i a pen, the plumage of the snowy herons that mer,
In,eut Ca4le to an end in January 1866, , 'It Is possible to obviate till this by a gradually declined, The proprietor Is glorsstorpff; Mine. Maurice 'a ru 7- "I do not want to be shut up. Please in marlY parts whole colonies have (Ychera believe it lawful to use the
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ATIleb t4e Metropolitan Board of perfectly simple rearrangement of the . Si and Mme, Jules Porgia. A np ca let me out," sald the little Vitic pig. beoo&(s extinct, Plumage Of gains birds, suoh AS dyed
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Wor4s oiganized the existing brigade, gear. Instead of fastering the collar . was represented by Mrs, William But the ruan did not lot him out. It Prof. I, Gilbert Pearson, secretary wings, common, poultr and phea-
THE QUEEN AND A SICIK Boy. Moore,, well known for her elaborate WAS nol a nice pen, and the little lit PITOII
taking over the chief office and most chains at a sharp angle to. the pole, I , gypt of the Worth Carolita Audubon so- 11 t'S. 21ey are interestin 'more than
Of hiO staff. In 1870 the late Queen attach to the end of the pole A, pair of entertainments here, and Mr. and Al muddy and dirty in'it. He WIS&d ciety, says the gulf states have been 25,000 children in the study and protec-
Victoila conferred upon higi the Civil Ards, A touching Instance of the Queen's MTo. Harry Lehr. � he was at home in his own little house ravaged getting the. IUMB,5 Of- this tion of birds. This IS bet a mplialked
arms, 9 bending forward and downw s the solicitude IOZ a consumptive boy Was Harry Lehr pronounced the dinner with his mamma and his spotted bro� beautillul, muQli prizeg bird. "in tile by five travelling picture I
Companionship Of the Order - of the ,throu h the outer ends of whch pas ?,van during the hearing of a, ease At C, gal as,,
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collar chains. The horses then get a 'or divine," but his delicate sensibilities thers and sisters. tall bushes, growing In a B6oluded consisting of one livinril, I
J11aWg%t ,,hT, came - Bridge Police Court. ' -a - lie ran round and round till he found � - I&
II � a , , In March traight pull backward, their force Is ex- Mra. Chadwick, the caterer at .a wo- seemed slightly shocked whe the gond in a swamp, a small colony of tures of birds. ey 0 lead io
-, , he etropolit clans played "Tammariy.'� a little hole In the.fence, Ile was such erons had their nesting home," he different schools throu bout the State a
panied a squirrel hun- typewritten lectu an 200 slides show-
" &4 having been dissolved by the therefore in �.hose of least resistance; the Who wits prosecuting a woman for theft, - ter one day to the spot, and'the scene
'vt . .An Board Of :rted in parallel or straight lines, and man's lodging house In Blackfriars road, musf I - I a tilly"pig that lie squeezed through the says. "I accom.
ot of Parlia ent establishing the horses do n6t waste their power, and hole and got out, t4oughwhe had a hard Ing the beauty and value of bird life.
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4ut ,I, I said that she had had a family of' fifteen ILLS OF CHILDHOOD , met our eyes was not. a pleas. �
Y 09410i, the brigade was their legs, feet and withers are saved V time for the buttons on his jacket got Which Unlawful Feathers Barred.
transferred to the control of the Ooun. children, eleven of whom had died of .
- 41 to an enormous degree. -The danger of consumption. . I I HOW TO CURE THEM. c4ligilt, and he could hardly get -loose. ant one, I had expected to see some
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_ - Captain Shaw Still remained at falls is vaotly,minliniied." . Ile did tot know Which WAY to -go to of the beautiful herons about their
go head. �. . One of her Surviving children, a boy of In thoussuds of homes Buby's Own find his home, but lie ran as fast as he nests or standin on the trees near General Fadera,tion of WoineWo Clubs to
. thirteen' had been an inmate of ilia Tablets is the only medicine used could to get away from the pen. . by, but 'hot a I *
He was promoted K.O.B. in '1891 1 ?Vnig one could be take up thq question of bird protection
when he retired from the control �1 MASTER CRIMINAL. Brompton Rome for Co6umptives. The whon children are ailing, And the He ,ran through a fence into a big found, They had been shot down Ili coniWtion with their forestry work,
the London brigade. Sir Eyre Massey A remarkable burglar, 'Ehomas Rice lad attractedthe Queen's attention dur. mother who keeps this medicine on haad place wheie there was plenty of gross. and the skin beating the plumes strip- -Mrs. H. S. Peterson, of Chicago, being
8haw had then dealt with 173,984 out- Reid, note ing one of her frequent Visits to the 'ay feel as safe aa though there, Was a There -re some v& -y �ig red things in t sprin consisting of one hundred mounted ple,
breaks Of fire in the metropolis. rious among the police and his home, and her Majesty sent , him, at her It, we . ttle pift and ran jod from their backs, The nex
fellow-crimluals for his high moat � . _ . oetor constantly in the home. Baby's there, and one saw the 11 visited this nesting site, but fouu3 tures of birds. They wlso lend to the
al own expense, 'to St. Raphael, France, for Own Tablets cure. all ,stomach and bo-wel after illm. only the nests, fast fallins to deoay." Horatie G. Kauffmait, of Oregon, Ill.,
The King will hdar With kew re. qualities Ana resourcefulness, has just the benefit of treatment there. The troubles, break up colds, o2qqiol worms, "Oh, dearl" said the little pink pi That white herons are growing, having chaxge of the work in the State.
got of the tath Of Sir Eyre Massey' been ponteneed to fourteen, years' penal mother spo,ke with gratitude Of the Iff
aw, for in ) iwoevonties his Majesty, servitude at Glasg-ow'., and make teething easy. The mother has (only he wag not pink an more because scarce is shown by the fact that deal- A ledge Winst feather viiaring Is
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an 11'iluoo 0 ales, was, with the He had pleaded guilty to three distinct Queen's kindness. � the guarantee of a government anil,lyst he was till covered with mud), "Are you era are ph Ing four times as much belng circulated among the women's
I Duke of Sutherland and others, a keen charges of safe -breaking by means of - that this medicine contains no opiate, a big pig?" for their pliumes as they gave- a few clubs throl hout the Unit6d States.
fireftan, .#nd used often to ride k3oog000 FROM X28. I or ,polson,ous soothing Stuff. Mrs. H. H. The big red thing shook its head And years ago. In Florida $40 an OU400 They arelinteredting the Western Mll-
� to gunpowder, the stolen money amounting is offered for fine plumes.
firee on t4io enoine or with Captain to asoo. Bonawman, Mattall, N. S., says: "I have liner's and many firms now refuse to
The late Mr. George Stubley, J.P., of said "Meet" and tossed the little pig These. much sought after Plum"a handle urilmwful feathers. There Las
Shaw in? h V011- Opposite the old Lord Guthrie, passing sentence, said Carlton, Yorkshire, 9 ago used Baby's Own Tablets for my, little up in the air. The little pig fell on the I
brigade h2quarters in Watling street . who sixty year are only to be had during the breed- been ikspaxked decrease In the trade in
the prisoner was an expert of the highest was earning 12a.' a Weak as a "fettler" girl while teething and for constipation, ground with it hard bump. He lay still ing season, Which lasts it feiv months th, ph,iiiage of native birds. .Few women
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ilia Kitapd his friends had rooms in quality, who possessed an extraordinary in a woollen mill, 1-6f t & fortune of andthinkthere is no medicine can equal till the red thing weiit away. Then he out Of� the year. During most, of the
9208,195. 1 and are in sporting their hats covered with fine
Which eir fall fire -brigade kits of collection of tools. them." Sold by all medicine dealers ori got up and ran as fast as he could. year these tirds wander wild .
t"holintu, uniforms, 4Lnd boots were Reid's outfit, it appeared, includqd else- While -he a-ad.bils brotber,the late Mr. by InvAl 9A 25 Cents a box from The Dr. He ran out in the road, and right into caught *Ith difficulty. But when plurasge have little idea at what expense
, and they ,went to r4any great trio lamps, one of which showed red or James Stu-bley, !Vera -'boys, earning but a Williams' Medicine Co., 13Tockville, Orit. a black and white speckled thin with breeding time comes round they gath this plumage Is often bought.
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fires Inoluding the f st bUrting down , . , I
White light as desired, specialy designed small amount wcokly, they lost their . 11 - I two legs. The speckled thing pUf ea up or in great oolonies, put on their fin. The bureau of entomology clalms that
Alhambra, W � . AMONG THE INVENTORS. and said. "Squawki" , this Country Buffers aa annual Iogs from
of ale V%oro Station Of- blankets for deadeiiing sound, skeleton father and had to odpport their younger eat feathers, only to become a prey
n2ft ar� Ashford and Viremagl Berg were keys of the finest class, The little pig ran as fast as he Insect posts of $800,000,000, Wild birds
ed. . And a very super- brothers and sisters. Despite. this they _
k! could for plume hunters.
04 one occasion, . ior assortment of the better known par&- , It is s Lted that the SOIdan aUtO`m0- bec e speckled thing I "I am confident few women would are nature'a chief check on -the unaue
when the King -was ph,,n,lj, of the "profession." managed to save steadily, and When they bil. p�timnt recently received a lia.rdblow was chasing him. But It wasn't. I wear aigrettes it they know at what increase of insect life; therefore e4,011
on a steamer drawA b� four horses* hAd accumulated Z160 started the wool- when th ilgins was .dissected by the The little pig did not know wbore he a cost these plumes were bought" bird has Its' own special value and Was
they' came to a bf.& hole in the roaa Latterly, it is believed, he was more of Ion manufacturing business whitill, Is now Am,ric 'a 0 (�
-pole only. The a master criminal, directing operations, widely known AS Messrs. G. and J. Stub- gool,tion. It I, sald that it was eonolu, find ,out. .The first thing lit knew he the Audubon soolet� -16 is In
protected by a so4fford ain Yotor Oar Manufacturers' As- was running, and did not have time to says Mrs. P. S. Peterson, member ',I placed by nature where it would do tile
, thau an actual workman, and he !lad the greatest amount Of good.
leaders tOA the pole' itild went Into ley, Limited, of WhIrefield, and Batley. sively proven that the golden -engine almost run into a lot of two-lagg sprinj when the female herons are The 11fluels Audubon Society Says that
he excavation, aid the driver was fitte(I up w1aboratory for experiments Mr. George Stubl�,v Was eighty-five ed k
only just able to save the ate In- the use of oxygen gas for safe -break- I will not gowltbout electric ignition, and things. They 'had big yellow intitiths. hatch ag and feeding their young that laws *An do much, but an instructed pub.
amer ro old wben he died in A�ril last, but this was not known at the time that One of them said "Hiss-ssl" and ran the plume hunters are after thqir IN sentiment against -�rearing the plum -
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from following it. Ing, having come to the, conclusion that Yea ills III
- rekularly visited his'm most up tO Selden was supposed to be working on out and nipped the little pig's hind leg. prey, They kill the mothers for their ago of native birds can do more. For the
dynamite for this purpose is out of date t6 time orf his death. the now famous ma,ellih -The little pig squealed And ran the other fine feathers. But the new born-suppreaslon of the plume trade is
and dangerous. . "
2072y000,000 A YZAR IN . FOREI(;N He Is thirty-eight years of age, and Dr. 0. R. AlbrigIA, of Muncy, Pa., is wa . . herons ate too young to feed them- larifely in the hatils of women 9,9 the
BILL -POSTING MAYOR, the inventor of a knuckle opring t'.
FOOD. has followed a criminal life since the age I ,wihich 'Oh, deart" he thought, "if I ever get sel'ves and soon starve to death. In ; saving of the game birds Ile* with- the
, of fourt�en. He has already served thir. Returning from A, brief holid&7 on Is desigtod. to .be used on automobiles, back to my inamma I will never try to dej;rIving the young birds of their ! men.-�-Ohicago Sunday Tribune.
The agricultural st$tIstIO8 foi 11)(1, teen years'penal servitude. . Saturday evening, the Mayor of Cambera The ilootor claims thst the wet and in.; fo down the big road, again, till she parents they commit d double crime. _!� - r
Just published by the Board of Agricul. convenience of inflated tires will be dis- caches me What these queer things are." I also object to American women wear- ' , '
t4re, aralo F . well (Mr. J. A. Markillie, J. P..), was tak yoneed with, gild, wth his invenbion, rld- Just then lie found himself in front of Ing the, caglo, the American emblem, JAPANESE BEER.
'110,in give AX amazing record I an suddenly Ill, and died within %. few
Of the OP deuce of the British Isles A -Q hours of reachik his home In Blen- ling on a solid tire will be clone With the his bwn little house with the White fence on their hats." The Chinese in Matchuria Acquiring a.
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a ther countries. On the his departure for his Itefin-grove, Peckham, -Ino ooinlort PA the pneumatic. around it. Ile ran into the house and Sea Swallows In Demand, I
0 4e spent Ifst year on imported food tour abroaaev,13enferal Booth addressed a The prosperous billposting business' An exceedingly compact appars,tus for told his marnma, . everything that ]lad Tjiirst For It.
almis over Z 172,000,000. On imports of "Message to the Army" on the subject which Mr. Maxkllllo controlled at t1ko Ndreless telegra,phy has been invented by happened to him - "Oil, manims,�' be Mr. Chapman says In his. "Birds of ' The markat for Japanese beer in MAn-
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wool and othQr agricultural products) of ',NVoman," and at his request it was a Gar,man engineer named HeInIcko, Eastern North America",. "The bloocl
time of Ilia death had, been built up which - he said, - "what WAS the black and white .
Claims Is ,entirely sufficient thing?" . stain is n6t on Florida alone, but me churl& Is steadfly. growing. . Its sale,
much as lul-7, wo spent over 0200,000,000. read on Sunday at every Salvation Army from the humblest beginnings. Twenty- for sendiing, messages over ordinary dj,B. "It was a doAl" she said. t(Dog be 'found in every part of the worly. . however, is as -yet largely confined to
The taVes Ahow that the percentage of place of worship Ili the country, five year's ago, when he first came Into U11,11008. The g some" A few years Inoiti of reckless slauffliter -the Japanese and Russians, Although
Imports to population rises AD ro whole outfit puked in cases times chase little pigs."
mid- "My feeling and opinions Withragpect the district,. he had three or four bill- for tranoporbatl ,, during the breeding season and the t�o Chinese are gradually Acquiring a
More, that four-fifills of the wheat cot- to woman generally,4 mid th on weighs less than 140 110h, nianlma,'$ he said, "a, man founu White herons -will. be classed am�
to a n posting stations and one assistant. At POUMIA, amd. can be readily h ng thirst. .
suited in the Vnited Xingdom. noiv Comes his messa, 0, are known throughout the I carried by rho In his corn -field and put we in -a.-. the extinct birds the number of w Ic T46 Journal of the American Asiatic
the thne of his death he wag the ra, three Mon. It can be unpacked and eirect- pen." . I
rst And foremost, I Insist on �rletor of over M billposting tt to 4 nd t w At I . Association says that the importation
hom. abroad. In the given years 1859-1 ;Fill F, far too tapialy decreasing. Deal.
-we-imported on an average 120 lbs. of woman a IIS A A & 0 11 �Wght minutes. "You piust keep out of Cornfields." is
I $a equality. NVOinan is as Import* and was employing nearly 100 men, . . bt. William A. 16 igrettes are man- - through Iialny last -year consisted of
Wheat and flour per head of the popuw ont, as valuable, as capable and its Ileass- — . Hansen, of Sari Fran- said malumm "People do not Ike pigs ufaetured, but this is not Sol man about 10,000 oases (48 quart bottles) of
lation each year. This amount has near- sary to the progress and happiness of t1i . Cisco O&I., I& the inventor of an ant. in their ciornfields.11 has -never yet been ablb to imitate As&W and 12,000 cases of Sapporo
ly doubled by & steady process which 11 - THE HIUMAx OSTRICH. ZoZile attachment which is designed "Oh, maninia, What, Was the big Ted successfully these beautiful Plumes. beer, Valued at 300,000 yen ($150,000).
world as man, ., Unfortunately a large I
tile amounta of 1007 show to be as prow number of every class think A remarkable ease Is under treatmont t`O stop the machine suddenly In an artier. thing with sharp things on top of Its Even the. stiff plumes or stubs are of thls amount A,bout two.fifths.waB
'op'e of the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, III Fei`�QY. In the first aCtual experience he head 211
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grGaelve as ever. other'wim. They ,till cling to the notion 'it not .manufactured, but ate the plun'10S sold - to the Russians In Haxblu and
But wheat U only out of the staple )f bygone ages -that as A,belug woman June a young postmat was sen -fenced to had on the road the device failed �to "It was a COW,10 said mamma. "YO" of the larger species of white herons."
foods for which we depend on other is inferior to man. nine months' imprisonment for a,ppropri# work as expected and. his vehicle orashea should not go where other points III Vorthern. Manchuria,
, cows tire till you The Sea Swaill6wo and the least terns, while considerable importations Into
countries. La tha last fifty years each "Taken as a whole, I sa that woman ating suiall postal orders, Rad after his into an 6leotric light pole and Was Sari- are big enough to keep out of -their way.01 Whiah are As highly*livized for their plum -
.1 Y oualy damaged, Although ii�ne 1. this rVon, as well ao'Siberi is, were also
man's expenatture an foreign food has is equal to man in the value of her gifts removal to. prison he began to swallow � of the oo 110h, inapiinit, Whitt was the r way of �qadi
, BPeOkled age, IlUve been hough't after In the same
umrly tt*blaA. The total expenditure and the extent Of hot influence, tuid,I All nianner of thingA. , oupants were hurt, thilig that puffed, UP And 9414 reckless ,fashion. On the Atlantic And made b vostock.
I*r head of population was Z1. 2s, 2d, maintain that It she be given a fair -First be swallowed a portion of a The newly elected officers of -the Inter- '8quawk.1 11 . . Jaa,p&se beers are practically 9,11
on tho average of the years 1850 to 1865. ' chance she will prove it to be so. blanket, thou twenty-four Iron pins orteh 11661-01181 Oongk-ea.4 of Inventors, with "It WAS a hen," said manlina. ,11 � gulf coast$ there word formerly eat lagers, of which the two named most
It Is 0 4s. 11a for the last wen, the headquarters 8110 numbers of sea sw4llows; the moat 0111" p4pulax brands suplil rutleally the
"Lot the boy," adds tlig general, "be about two laches 16ng, A, at IlAchester, X. Y, I a,. WAS not chasing you; thawas only going tiful and greatly prized species ca he Yi art market at
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foods hialudedbeing wheat, moat, butter) taught from his earliest infancY that his number of stones, pieces- O'Conti'derabl# President, Georfla F. Gallagher; vyc� to the other side of the road.." 'led t whole of the Manchurf,
f Iron, And least tem. But the P1 0 hunters present, I
fruit and vegetables, sister Is as good as he is, In all that Is bitfs of it water jug which h smathed. PreB do"'Its, Wit ter S, S*Mgor, Jamea "Oil, blflainia� Wkat was the While the prices last yeAX
alleallo, e a I i white - 1.
4 We M Brazil; seoreta oougl t them to onthUst tidal y the� Are were '
some trtlho dotall. are appalling. ortant to life, except, perhaps, In - When he told the prison officials Whitt ' .ry and treasurer, Ralph thing that nipped me.10' now rare. irregular, owing to the unsettled
'in T Oloott; directors, ,1t, was a goose. You should alwa,yg
4onadmed fr. 10017 2,228,148,000 foreign thopphyalcal force, which Ile posgessag in he had done they 'disbelieved him, but J;hn the loffidern and condition of the market, saleS being
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49) a rext number coming from as far common with the brute beasts, Lot the on beincy taken to the Infirmary the vaor-' 11obotling And John A. Wciclor. keep away from them." . Theso are only a few of the feathers ulado at the highest figures obtalbablo
, "Oil, mamma, this Is a big world� And' used to dcoo�rate women's hats. There sordetimes as much AS 60 set (95 cents I
40 f ASEASIS And Italy, ?if ty years - girl be made to foal that, her value to lous ;Alcles were locate(I by an X-rity TIIh0thY 314110907, an electrical engi. are coque or 'hackla feathero In various
. "O oalch of ,us ate eight foreign eggs in God and man Is Its high as it would photograph. bw of Los Angeles, CIO., is the design. there are lots of funny things Ili. It.,, : shildeo, also the natural Owl foxthors in 9, bottle the present wholesale pride I
than one a week, lnoi2ilg OVerY mem- married or sink to, let every lban treat - t6ro but It was deemed advisable not or of a thirtl4rall electric railroad -in "Yes," sold mariliftia. "That Is Why It dolicoAd toncoof brown, goura and heron. About t� son (12 1-2 dentay.. Importers -
the yosr. Now we eat 58 or rather more have been had she been a boy, Whether A o0hAultstion WAS hold. by the doco. which the third rall, from Which the cur. to beAt for little p1go not to go out on tho of ApAueso beer expect that their Sales
I , tent .14, talc4h, : Tile WinP aro &100 OX600dinglY Popular, durfu
bet of the community. tile 'woman Witt wheni lie is acquainted ' J is located in the e6ftre of .big road till th4y know more, You ifte6d and as many as lout and five are worn . doubg the present year ,will be fully
to perform an operation. the troxkili, And not at the Side, a,S is not be afraid of Anything if V le those of last. If American. beer
The agricultural development of Can- with respect, wffl! Pritionce and With . on know
td& Is Conspicuous In many parts of i the present practice. Oil 4 hl%t, It Is 641d, on good Authority
the catoo and let its determine to pay woman - ,----*-0-#P� Whitt It 10, You have learned & great throb the demand for quills far oxodeds could bo placed on the market here at
reptit, but nothing is inore remarkable more 1`00yd in the 'position assigned t 90()KXA"R'S ;606,000 FOUZONZ deal to -day for such a little pig, but If cheaply Its the JapanCeii product, or
6 . I the aupfly� They are especially III vogue tiveri slightly lilghor, It would undoubt.
thin the purchase of Britf*h horses for hat Eta A Wife, as a mother, and as a An unlintalleled f6ttune for a book- D6patted Glory you Are patient and wait till I teach I
the studs of the Domlillon. Wo' 6x- daughter.1P - maker hhg boon left by 'Air. George Coop- ' You Will not have such it hard tinia, 3;0A With- ta lor sults. Four or live (Afferent dly so well, eapeciftily In I
ported Altogether 61,93 horgwq, the Mg- . his PAYnOt-EVer do Ailythi e v)iadtnt are Used to trim it list, It Its ,said e Northern
gut export ever known, t1tough, the ,or, Who collapoccl While following hia ? . 119 for �'ouir , shall walk out every day, and I will . that 40 000 terns firo killed In a single NUuehurla. .4 0 0, -
. profession At Drighton rattis and d teaph you Ilow a-littld pig 0an take care �
I _ In ItILLUD BY A SHARX hott morning from dia,botla. Coma. 'a Alyllo (w1IO hog a rf�pklly growin Of 1111111elf all the Vim." Than the - souft on Cape 0 ,OA for exportIttloft; I,- I
%Jotl value of 01,240,000 wag dxdeeded . laig
ION, This prineltril purchasers were a of the p, & 0, tstatt Is understood to be worth close put -000,000 rail and road birds woro killed
Aid voyrtq, . b4ld spot)-Vea; I mourn for it O, thd little Pig in this WRAh-tUb, for he wag Jupiter's EIgth Satellitd.
The homsu, g .
Wgium, and. the Notherlands; but Carl. Company'g Indian mail line Steamship oil ,C600,000, . oaoforiiny, but what good does that eo? till eMred With mud, and washed him fix it sfitgto month near Philatlelphit. 'The UAW Satellite of JulAter, dlBicovor.
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itdi comts first of all coduirloo at It Arabin, Wag inarkod by a tragic event, inall y A stoat I � I � ,�,� hictly-and before long 119 *gg the little Nowhote IS the Crusade boing more d(I fit the. GrOctiNvith Obiery last
On Au -Mr. Cooper wag origi - . I ator
,purehoset of Stallions atil Is Second Only ust 90 labt, When the liner W" magon. in the north, and h Commenced I .. � I pink pig again. stron& fought aghinst slaughtering W11%tor, proves to be a very intelywting
to nolgium 1XIC & pufoll"61, of marox, In the vicinity of CAp6 kinistorro, Wit, e . � . � _ I .1 domeAtto birds for finery that In �ha elty object, both on Account of its great dis-
Ifanit Xowburl, aged Us tarbdr its a bookmaker by making talice from the pl,ruldt, moro that 20,000'.
twtrity"419, the 6 "Oodptrll 'book on a,plaoo 'of wAsto , � What Might Have liteii, ,of Chiongo. The Illinois Auilubort Seat -
I $1691f 913TORkbr, storekeeper, 01 overboard, The Ship 91'Ouild. lit his alrinar hour,, I I .. I "I 4'elare, I d1know w1at to mak(f of sty, thir strongest society In tho doun. 000, mlle%g, md Its rotrogrtuto motion.
0 Wits imnl0diately swung Touna And a ..1.1-1 1-1 - �,__ I . �� Ing wife. Sho011 fuln me a-bpoildin' all try, litts Its lip4aquarttrs In ChIcAgo, itad Professor George V060A Suggests thAt
Vita from the age of eighteen months boat hurriedly alarmed, and seat in the - ��O I,r. 6 I )DIong thin oatollito In4y turn Out to be Ole
'rectlon of the mail, who w Awful f � '40 money therey I#," rleelaped atin, when a au nbet of Its nieviliers I
until reaching manhood, Mr. Nvin. r"(1- (11 I � lo city RIA Its euvirooll. '411, NAIldi was 1-146
Alt seen to Mdry, aged five, taid Stelia,.-who wag I .... . his 01(t employer inquired jot Mrs. ,31m, 1 1 I l;"g.I4*t oullot of U1,
wAra Clay, of 0, Nottingham road, New be swirilmipg for his life, "Mie do tcent rookless about Inoney," Tho Vi8q.Ptotildonts of 016 VIA*16 to. Aten In 17710, when It Itatlo 't very owd
1koford, Nottinflam, it tow entering As the boat wits neArIng ,the swimmer � ti,bout the gamo age, vvero talking About I continue(I Jim, Nvith It sober 6. 'IAJ� I
. their futtito drtums, a f oke deby tire Mrs, Mumol Allorto%,Nktra. Jm- Aplwon& to Jupiter,
prh Bollold, Airs. Uninions IlWyko, Urt. —
Into the J*y au blessing of alght, thore wits & Sudden rush In the water, "'Wheft I grow up,,, baid mary, Orm WAYS askill' Ito for it dolla, 4�:. fifty I . It. Bto*or, N
When Mr. CItLY wits an Infant of eigh. tMd Newbury, -with An 41gotived, shriek, goin to be a zehool teacher.*, . I I 0011ts, w4fitin' molley all do t1rde,'liku I . ll�ra. J. 11. Glta,1116T, letra. XVAdlng the Question, I
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toon moths he had *a attack of measles d I I � colifil �Ick It lip fri'de streets." P Lqthrop, Um. V. It. N1W,orw1ok,
whi6h practically doprived him of the llelzeif by a shark, sovoral of ,01ifelt wave 4011, I'M. foing to bei it tatithdr with I I "Ailly Nnith, did you ateril tha Ito
"W01 ,yAll, thAt is hard,"' respoiiAed hit trowt, off our baek poreli laSt"nighttil
. lout thildron, I said Stella. 1 , I � L , Mrs, R. W, pli,ttoysoll, Itre.,1f, It, q,,�Ojt.
tight of both dyoir, subsequently Been In. the v1dinityi "Well, when they come to ity School, I , . 0 , questio,nor; "but Whitt does she do *Ith Afro, Bytoft TA. Sidith, Mrs. Iroto G. "Wug It your let erctim?"
As & youth Mr. Clity.gitya ovidolleo of � I'm going to AvIlip them, Whip them, 111 I . to nuleh molloyll, Avlldoloek, Misb Holm P� ItAskall U140 ('No it ,vat MAIA111A."
-dTt9At919 CONP98810M. . Z I I I ( Adit 0. Swoet, Prof, Vralik (1, Mori il $
possegoltig dongidemble inusidal talat) I whip therall, I .. C, - I . ' d"anri- I Itin't OV01' give hot XhY ' Well, then, ao.nd your nirxinma ,round
.. QIC I . I 11 JP___ It. Irmul, 0. t. 1111tob nhon, R. A. 11yor-
oind at the Midland Institution for the When the Rev. 1"'(1ward, P� Wickham, "You mosm thing", maid ste,114, RA t1d . I ypt.ok-youtlills Volplahlon. . Prot 8, A. F41,1*1, Georgo 1% AdAmo, V. t0 080 110- I 110111 Wilint to t((Ik to ta
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1311ad, It Ohaucar ,street Nottingliftill, late curate of St. Jarboe' ChW& Not. terti-g daind into her 6 � iiilkl(kratl%(IIL,S,lk-l)onv(k,r Polt.
y0m. "What b&vd PlAtorild love is & good (1,60 Ilkii thal son, and,T, G. fti ��� .. _
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WIIW6 lit VVKA 6duoided, his , it WAS NvI0111 and DOW "41d"19 bear Tolgtih011t My U " iii , ., I 1. I I — .
lit, _pOO? elkildrOn OVer done to rou14- , . . -14rf 'niss I'lary Drararovid, of Whe'riton, Is A
J6V#1oP0dJ ii4d hQr Wo t4U(111t t $ V11MO. 44414 uP tot PUM-14 -0=194tiolk 66t thi Nliftotter, 1 a � Pull w* didn't know Was l(Mddd,--Sw �
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set, the 0e9rotaV#Ad, Trimmer$ *Ad ft D1. 1,ok to 44mv at oonoluslons.
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1109ga,11-So Oyer oagla, guynor, I,ve.
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lad not )ln' t eat for A WkBii.-2110
Tatter.
liasily 0�,.'."-,
Mrs. XOwlYwed-00ok haa burned
the bacon, dear; she ad so Young and
Inexperienced. Wo 't ou be Bati,i.
tied with a
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Xr� Nowlywed-Ali right, call her
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- Out fiPftko t'lle Other William,
Awl thus lie rotortedyjz., .
"I'll, Standing on my record;
Ife'A running Away from M%"
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One of His Melancholy Day.s. ,
After a so ' f,oura of two or three days In
the c0U4trY'_tl1e professor had returned �
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"Leaves of Abselicer, lie Commented,
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rakishly, To . o Attractive, . . I
Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondego-Getting . 41
ready to alave againy Why, you told � ,
life when you rented these apartments .i
that they were the moat desirable York �!
b.ad ever occupied,"
AfrS. Selldoni-Ifoluie-Yez, they Are
altogether too desirable.. They have been, I
entered- by burglars five tilues Since ,we, 11
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Ruffon NN'ratz-1 drenitil last night I :
Nvuz John D, Rockefeller.
Sayniold Stord`y,�-I told. ye I could �:,j
SiDell kerosene on tl)at cheese you AM?, - I
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Newitt-He's anxious to be considered 1
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Bunker -He's taking a queer way , - .1
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has been presented at court. He says 0
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A well-knomm judge of the Court of �. I
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I'D your summer cottage conveniently �
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by boat or trolley." I
1, 18 that go? Then I'll come out and
spend ,gunday ,with. you." -Detroit Free
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�'Oliy don't 3ran abolish straps and high I
steps on your street ettr line%?" -�
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stax Imprmhrely, 119cien.+A.st6 toll 11.8 I ,
th&+, unless -,ve take more exercise -%N,.,
will become mare areatuxes. of brain, .
with neither arntq nor legs. I'm trying i
to .,itivnd betweely llumanity ani an aw-
fill fato.,�- -N1,711811ing,toll. I ,�,
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His WAY OF RECKONING. ,
Stranger -What is the, capacity of .
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your church? �
Paxson -About five hundred Aferry
NA71dow hats. '!
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Too Premature,. I
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Parsou-Do yol take dis man fo' I)et- �
ter or to' worte? . , �
Brlda-Elecl�-Laai' sokas, PAII8011, ]low .:
kin all tall so soont-The Circle. , � �
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Slang of the Day. I
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Friend -Well, folks, did �vu hii.ve an I
exciting trip lit Your new automobile? :
Mr, Rapidw-Very. We r4w dowm three ;
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two, boys, a b4byand ten dogs. -1
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11's. Rapid -Yes, We had A, perfectly "":
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kilifing,*timo,-Baltimore American. ;
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Right on the Trait.
. "Offieer, I appeal for protection. A
m is following me and Attempting to
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Inake love to me",
. I'lle orry, 01'vo been lookiW for all
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d Innatle. �Vhcro is he?"-Xan-
sas City Times.
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Mertbant-Are your babits all tight?
Applicant for position -Yes, air,
.1lerchant-Do you drink?
Applicant, (abgentIy)---Tl1A.nks, I dOIA
care if I do.
Thii Otdat Majority.
1�0111(, IVOPIC' 11%ve thoughts, but 1110"t
lv.lve sylliptoni'4,
Otice Again,
tiftTile, I)OAition, of the lost arms of
10, Vomit; of Milo" IIII,q been. dispovor.
od carlier in. the summer thtiin ugual
thLi yoar,-Roston Tran"vipt,
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A Sigti.
"I didn't Imou, your uitither was dall.
1111010sly ill," ,,aitf tht obstrvant nolgh.
bor.
"Why, site isn't", Tolilied tile dallity
11.111glit(.r. I*NN'llat luade you think
thaur,
"t -aw vou waAllrw the diBlies this
11101,11ing. . el
A114 i-1 it ally wondvr that Owy never
.4 ak mi they pass by?
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TrM*cAll I ,*00 ille lqdy tit the bous!o?
IMAW--No. ��hvl<l ongagoil,
TiAtm-Tilik 410111 1111110L MAY diffOrMO,
I kta't WATIt tO 11101ttY Mt.
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