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Doings and .Sayings in.
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(London Daily Mali.)
TWO inquests, held OA Wednesday, on
the bodies ef Mr. and Mrs. Mervyn
Hughes, uf Kenilworth-eourt, Battey, a
pning couple who were found shot deaei
in two separate trains On the London,
Brighton, and South, Coast Railway ou
Monday, brought out onty one probable
same of the tragedies, Several witnesses
referred to the feet that Mr. lIughee
had not been in good, health lately, one
witness stating that lie lived in dread
of tonsumption, his father having died
trom Oat disease.
. in wiolx case the jury returned a ver-
dict of suicide while of unsound mind.
Mrs, Hughes appears to have devided,
on hearing of the d.eatb of her Imeband,
that it was iinnOssibie for her to live
without Idm.
The marriage, eighteen ittonths ago, of
the young eouple—Air, Hughes was only
twenty-five and his wife twenty-six, at
the time of the tragedies—was a run
away one, and took place at $t, Law-
rence Jewry, Gresham street,. the ob-
jections a both families to the union
being based on the youth of the .couple.
The inquiry into the death of Mrs.
Marjorie Hughes was concludes]: by Dr.
Dow, the deputy coroner for East Sus-
sex, in the police court attached to the
town hall at Bastbourne. Mr. Hart, sol-
icitor, of Eastbourne, represented Mr.
Albert Henry .Aanes, the father of Mrs.
Hughes, and, tile gentleman was the
first witness called.
He said he resided at 11 Grange road,
Eastbourne. His daughter was twenty-
six, "On Monday last I was informed of
a tragic occurrence aeLetves," continued
Mr, Ames. "I was told that Mr. Hughes
was Seriously injured, but I did not
know at the time that he was dead,
1 at once sent it telegram to my daugh-
ten
Mr. Ames, continuing his evidence,
said that he next received a telegram
from his daugher saying that she would
arrive at 0.35. "I next heard that she
had been found dead," said Mr, Ames itt
almost inaudible tones, and evidently
?suffering from grelars emotion. Eventu-
ally he broke down completely and sob-
bed audibly.
A revolver, five -chambered, small,
nickel -plated, and of American make,
was next produeed. Mr. Ames identified
it as belonging to his daughter. There
was nothing etrange in her having it,
he said. She was an expert shot, and
was quite accustomed to manage a re-
volver. She had used a revolver for six
or seven years past.
Mr. Kenneth Martin, residing at 12,
Grasiingtonroad, Eastbourne said that
be followed no occupation, but was a
director of a public company in London.
Ile had known Mrs. Hughes about eight
years, and her husband for aimost the
same period. While in the Pullman car
leaving London Bridge for Eastbourne
on Monday at 5.5 p. in. he saw Mrs.
Hughes rush along the platform. She
was only just in time.to catch the train.
She entered the car in which he was
seated, and, added Mr. Martin, "she
showed me the telegram she had receiv-
ed.
"Mrs. Hughes said she was going to
get out at Lewes, and. I said that if she
would sit still I would get oat and make
inquiries for her. She made nie promise
to tell her the whole truth. I made
quiriea and returned arid told her that
her husband was dead. She was very
distressed—very much indeed.—and she
asked me to leave her alone for a:. little
while,soI walked away and talked to
the car attendant.
"In a little time I missed Mrs. Hughes
and went with the car attenaa,nt to the
ladies'. lavatory. The door was not lock-
ed. Inside the lavatory we found Mrs.
Hughes curled up, and as I helped to lift
her revolver dropped from her right
hand."
The jury found that Mrs. Hughes died
from a aelf-inflicted bullet wound) and
that her mind was unhinged with grief
at the time.
Five hours later Dr. Dow held the in-
quest on the body of Mr. Mervyn Pow-
ard Hughes in a room. at the fire sta-
tion Lewes, •
Inspector Edwin Bann, of Lewes rail-
way station, said that his attention was
'called to Mr. Hughes by it porter named
Houlden. "I went to the carriage," said
the inspector, "the dook of which was
already open. L saw Mr. Hughes, who
was bleeding from a wound in the head.
He was removed and placed on a stretch-
er and. taken to the hospital."
• Mr. J. W. Burbidgeasurgeon, of Lewes
said he saw MHughes in the hospital
r. .
Asked to reconstruct the scene on the
lines of the evidence given, the doctor
placed the stock of the carbine at his
foot, his left temple on the muzzle, and
his hand on. the trigger, saying, It
would be quite easy for anyone to pull
the trigger in. this poeition."
Mr. J. C. Axtell, caahler to Meuse. H.
B. Hughes & Sons, wool brokers, said
that Mr. Hughes was it juniot partner in
the firm. Ii had been ill for Some tune
pest.
The jury found that Mr. Hughes eora•
mitted suicide while of unsound mind.
PLAIN TOM PRICE'S NAST HOLI,
DAY.
"I was plain Tom Price when I was a
nobody, and Inn plain Tom Price till "
These few words portnty more vividly
than inuch description the character of
the Hon. Thomas Price, the Weisman
who, from. beirtg employed as it stone.
Matson on Parliament House, Senth Aus-
traliahas risen to the digitity of sit-
ting in it as Premier. Ile arrived in
London on Wednesday to represeet his
colony at the Franeo•British Exhibition.
One of the first people to greet, him
in London wits the Prince of Wales. The
interview—an accidental one—occurred
at the Measion Route, The Hon, J. C.
Jenkins, Agent -General for South Aus-
tralia, met the Prendereewho is an alert,
sturdy, white -whiskered man, with a
healthy tan on his cheeks and the hearty
ringing laugh of it happy sehoolboy—at
Tilbury, with en iliVitittiOn to 11118 to-
-
attend- the luncheon of the Elder Breth•
ren of Trinity House.
"Wo drove to the Mansion House in it
cab," explained the Premier, "and one
of the first people 1 B.tw was tbe Prince.
He remembered me in an inatant.
lad seen him at Adelaide when he made
Ms world tour. Comilla up to me, he
shook Me cordially by the hand, lie
talked about Australia in the eesiest
and kindeet way you can imagine.
"His memory must be wonderful, for
he -recalled all sorts of iutereating thin.gs
about my colony. 1 began to tell lion
something about our prosperity and ef
the hopes we ltaa for the attune 'Cap-
ital, capitela the Prince exclaimed; and
then asked me many queatious about
myeelf."
Mr. Price has no settled plans, -"This
is a holiday for me," lie deelared, t4e
first I luxe ever had. First I am
going to look round this great city. How
it 1118 aitere0 sitte4 .1 was la it eteffie
thirty years ago.",e- He will certainly
visit Liverpool, as he spent the days of
hie youth there, and will also go to Dere
bighehinawhere he was born,
Mr. Price was bore in 1852, and got
his education ot e, penny school and it
night school in Liverpool. ile emigrated
to Adelaide with his wife in 1883, and
tramped the streets in searck ef work.
He was cleated to the Colonial Parlia-
ment ten years later, NVII;$ appeinted
loader of the Labor party in 1001, and
became Premier -in 1905.
Mr. Price desires to arrange the re.,
flotation of a 44,000,000 loan about to
fall in in South Australia.
AERIAL FLYING FISH.
A totally new type of aeroplane hes
been designed by ALM. Voison for Mr.
Farman, the winner of the g2,000 prize
for a circular flight of one kilometre,
and is now rapidly nearing completion.
The new aeroplane consists of a long
spindle-lhaped framework, measuring 40
feet from head to tail, near the entre
of which are plaeed the motor. and
driver. Three pairs of wings, arranged
side by side, and not above one another,
as in the former machine, and measuring
20 1-2 feet from tip to tip, and 3 feet
in depth, are fixed above this frame in
front of the driver.
These, are the main sustaining planes,
but right in the rear are arranged two
entailer pairs of wings -15 feet by 3
feet—the rear pair of all being pivoted,
so that they can be deflected upwards
or downwards to regulate the mime of
the mathine. A rudder fixed to the tail
of the main freme steers the aeroplane
to left and right. Both these steering
devices are controlled by a single steer-
ing -wheel acting through levers aud
wires.
The screw in the new machiae is pla,c•
ed in front, has a diameter of p feet,
and is driven at 1,100 revolutions a min-
ute by a 5044., eightecylinden, teir-
cooled motor, of a new tepe, weighing
315 pounds. The aeroplane runs along
the ground before rising into the air on
three .pneumatic -tired wheels, the front
pair of which are steered by the steer-
ing -wheel, Which simultaneously works
the rudder. In its general lines the acre
-
plane recalls ir a striking .manner the
appearance of a flying fish, and -has been
so named.
A speed of sixty miles an hour is pro -
jetted, while a speed of forty-five miles
is necessary to leave the ground. After
the first experiments Mr. Farman in-
tends to go to the Beauce distriele in
Central France, where flat plains
stretch for miles in every direction
without any obstacles in the way of tbis
wonderful racer, weighing half a tete
hurtling through. tha air at the speed
of an express train.
Mr. Farmae intends to make his first
aerial voyage in Great Britain at Yar-
mouth, on the South Denes, where the
Corporation rocecourse is laid out.
MARTYRS TO SCIENCE.
Three heroes in the cause of humanity
are to -day working in the London Hospi-
tal. The recent case of ;Sr. Hall .Ed-
wards, of Bitaninghana who, as it result
of his X-ray investigations, had to have
his nem amputatea, has drawn attention
to them.
The London Hospital was a pioneer in
the enterprise of treating diseaseby the
use of X-rays. During the eleven years
its radiographic department has been in
operation hundreds of poor sufferers
have been cured or their eases have been.
alleviated.
In the department are Mr. Itarnack,
Mr. Wilson end Mr. 131ackluill, acting un-
der the direction of the doctors. To -day
each of, them is suffering art it result
from X-ray dermatitis, incurable, dis-
ease.
The hands of Mr. Wilson and Ur.
Blackhall are coated from the nails to
the knuckles with dried cancerous ul-
cers, which are steadly eating away the
heas and spreading up the arms. Mr.
Wilson has recently lost one finger, and
another is threatened. Mr. Illackhall,
wnose arm is in it sling as the result of
an operation only it few days ago, was
in a worse state, if anything,than his
colleague. The pain at timi
es s excruci-
ating,
Mr. Blackhall was asked why he did
not take a holidity. "I really cannot,"
was his reply. "I have eases of poor
sufferers from lupue, rodent ulcers,
ringworm and cancerous cases, and aro
booked up to January next."
WAR ON CROCODILES' EGGS.
Dr, Koch, the famous bacteriologist,
is one of the principal delegates to the
eping sickness conference "tow sitting
et the Foreign Office. The objeet of the
conference - is to arrange for the creation
of an international eentral bureau which
will collect fade About the disease and
assist to ste,nm it out.
"The disease is due to e fly which ex-
ists in the virgin districte ef Africa,"
said Dr. Koch on Wednesday.
"The fly is a bloodsucker, and I found
that where there are no human beings it
lives upon the crocodile. My examine..
tions showed that -crocodile blood was
its main diet, and therefore I suggest
that with the destruction of the troeo-
dile you will destroy the fly also. The
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CHILDREN THROWN FROM WIN.
DOW.
Exciting emu were .witueesed ata
fire whit% broke out Shortly heft:lei:oust
on Tuesday at it hOUSe in Albert street,
Barnebury, one of the- poorest quarters .
in London two children being killed, an
other bady injured, and several pereoue
burned.
The bouee, which has A lecteelucat and
two upper tloore, 'wee occupied by five
families ild an elderly could° who
lived in the beeemeut were boiliug. pitch.
with the intention of repaid -tat the coin
Mg Their attention wee cellea away for
a few memente, and in the meantime
the pitch boiled over au4 buret into
flames, which spread rapidly upstairs.
The occupants of the upper floors
cried for help, and several dathea into
' the street, In the topmost story lived A
Woman maned Aire. Stoneman. and lter
three .children„ Dully, aged five, Naney,
aged two, and Sydney, aged twelve
months. Mrs. Stoiiemen became frantic
with fear when she found the Prelates
of escape cet off by the fire end emoke.
She appeared at the window arta
shriekea- to the crowd below, "/ an go.
lug to throwthe children; ceten them."
She at once proceeded to carry out her
intention, despite the warninge of the
peeeple in the street. Dolly, the eldest,
Was the first chita te be dropped, and
she fell into the area, where the fire
was raging meet fircely. She was dead
ween limited up. Nutley wits the next
child dropped Out of the window by her ,
nurther, Sae fell on the iron reilings III
front of the aouse, and was taken to .
the hospital, wneee she died subsequent.'
lya`The third -ehild, Sydney, was safely
caught by Mrs. Bell, a neighbor,
"It was too terrible for words," said
Mrs, Bell. "After I had caught the hild
the women lowered hermit from thewin
'dow, and hung by her hands as a narrow
ledge below the sill. We thought that
she was going to drop into the flames
beneath, and a great groan went up
from the crowd. Then a man, leoning
from the window of the boitse next door,
called her, and gradually the woman be-
gan working her way along the ledges
hand after hand,
"It seemed as if she must fall, but
she managed to hold on. Nearer and
nearer she got to the moat' and I think
everyone in the crowd heldtheir breath.
The man leaned farther out of the
window. He seized the woman and with
a tug pulled her into saftity.
PRISON COMEDY.
The presence of the ringleaders of the
recent disturbances at Maidstone and
Dartmoor hag not tended to make Port-
land prison dull, and ever since their ar-
rival there have been frequent out-
breaks.
Within the last month two convicts
have, attempted to escape, but hove been
recaptured. Recently one of the ecna
victs transferred from Maidstone learn-
ed that his time was nearlf.up, and he
proceeded to celebrate tbe news. Ile
was one of the first quarry gang, and,
as soon as he got to his steam crane
he broke from the party and climbed.
the mast of the crane,
On reaching the flat cap at the mast-
head, he lay flat on his stomach and
commenced cheering. He refused to
climb down, and as a high wind made it
too dangerous to remove him by 'force he
was left to enjoy himself. At the end
of two hours ho wanted to descend. Ex-
posure to the strong cold wind, how;
ever, had so numbed him that he could
not come -down without help. Two con
Act riggers were sent for and lowered
him to the ground. He could not stand
alone, however, and was remoVed to the
infirmary.
A free fight recently broke out among
another gang. Help was obtained, and
the pugilists were marehed away.
SHIP WRECKED BY METEOR.
A tale of shipwreck, more vivid by
far than the strangest imaginations of
the writers of romanee and adventure,
has reached Queenstown.
The sailing ship Eclipse, 1,480 tons,
was on it voyage from Newcastle to San
Francisco. She had been at sea for
eighty-five days when she was overta,k-
eu by a terrible hurricane. Lightning,
followed by deafening peals of thunder,
lit up the sky. •Suddenly a meteor stuck
her fore topmast.
The meteor crashed right through tbe
deck, and tearing a large bole in the
hull, fell into the sea.
No effort could keep the ship talc*,
however. Captain Lessen and his crew
of fifteen were compelled to take to the
boats, and e few hours later they saw
the ship founder. The menpentfifteen
days in the open boats, under a scorch-
ing sun. Two bistuits and. two gillsof
water formed each man's allowance for
the day. On the thirteenth day three
nien died.
After a voyage 01.900 miles the cast-
aways veachea a small island, where
they were cared for by natives and even-
tually vests:bed Honolulu it safety.,
POLICEMEN PUPILS,
Miss Whitley, a British women who its
teaching the Paris policemen to speak
English, has a class of some twenty con-
stables tat it time. . The stalwart pupils,
swords and hehnets hung' on the' walls,
bend intently over their copybooks at
a long bible and lieten with grim de --
termination as Miss Whitley expounds
the eapriees of English irregular verbs.
Each pupil has a number, And Miss
Whitley adopts a military =inner of
speaking. "Silence! I hear someone
whispering,"'ehe says, sternly, 'and a
blushing policeman fidgets, deeply
abashed, Next she gives a ,painstitking-
exhibition of how to pronounce the Eng-
lish "th," and a policemet, perspiring
freely, bays, "Oul,. ailes,5' and makes
frantic efforte to intitate her,
No. 14 'will insist on addressing the
teacher as "thou." "No one. ever usos
the mond person singider in English,"
she retorts severelY, cement in poetry
Ana saying prayers—stand up, please—
s() you No. 14, need not trouble, as you
will never write poetry or prey with ,the
passer-by. Sit down." And N. 14 sIti
down with burning cheekS.
Cheaper Radium,
Speaking at the Royal Itistitutioti,
Londott, on the results of reeent re,
searehes In radio -activity, Ptoressor
Rutherford, of afitnelsester IThiversity,
eentinenting tin the fart that certein
bodies had been separated from the sub.
etanee thorium. -Raid filet theinterest
attaching to the separation of thosie
bodiee lay in the tact that they might
hope, by their aid, to obtale, a reason.
ably large quantity of it radio-aetive
substabee at a tomparatively low price.
A novel method for fighting sulnintia
Ines it, it ie said, to be tried. Three
Ship's eaters have bean fitted up to:
carry rt. _steel net, About 200 feet, long.
While the stutters tite. being towed along
they will drop them netti, and elleteaVOr
to take in thorn the submarine bottle
they May laeitte. The ettlamarbies oi
the 1 part will by to diva under these
veto or break holes through them,
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More Than That.
"Is this a), pay -as -you -enter car?" ask-
ed the man on the rear platform, who
was inclined to be sociable.
"Yes, sir," said the conductor; "and
it's aix enter -as -you -pay ear. Move along,
sir. You're blocking the passage."
' Fell Down.
:"Squibola you've made a remarkable
slimes as a Avriter of adds. It must
take a peculiar talent to do that sort of
work,"
"Ruggles, I'd rather you wouldn't say
anything about it, but my success was
only an accident. I can't write ads, for
shuelre. I found that out when I adver-
tised for a- hired girl for Mrs. Squibob.
We didn't get any applications, Ruggles,
not a lone, solitary, dog-goned one."
TOO FRANK.
Irate Leading Lady—Did yeti put this aotice
In the paper?
Manager—I sent them iv -notice that you had
signed for another seaeon.
Irate Leading Lady—Well, k reads that I
have sinned for another season.
The Blow Falls.
'Amanda," said the Rev. Dr. Fourth-
ly, sinking heavily into a chair, "I have
it piece of bad news to tell you."
'
"You're not goingto have your Euro-
pean vacation this year, Flavius?"
faltered Mrs. Fourthly.
"Worse than • that, Amanda," lie
groaned. "The eongregetion ie going to
give us tai old:fashioned donation party
text month!"
For, at a considerable sacrifice, they
had. just filled the house with new ftua
nitetre.
*Algae°
`Uncle 'Allen.
"It's next thing to imposeible," spoke
tip Uncle -Allen Sparks, "to be a, candid
friend, If you're eandid you don't have
any fronds?
•Precoeity. ,
Teacher (of chess in geography)—Sohn-
ny, how is Chicago bounded?
Johnny—Lake Michigan oix one side,
maatin. Ain't icily boundaries on the
other sides; '
- Very
"She's not it very brilliant cOnVersit-
tionalist."
"No, we went to the theatre to-
gether, and would you believe it,
she never spoke is word while the
play was going on.° .
Curious.
"Some people get np with it soug, oth-
erwith it headaehe," says the 33irm-
Ingham Age -Herald. Ceriottsly enough,
too the latter geetleman is generally
the one who goes to bed with the song.
—1Vashingtoa HeraId.
The Fa.rnier's Retort.
. "What do .you call your red automos
bile, mister?" drawled the old farmer at
the drawbridge.
"The 'Fool Miler,'" bantered the man
In goggles. "I call it that bemuse itkills
all the feels who happen to cross in
front of It."
The old. farmer cleaned bis pipe with
a straw and then replied, evenly:
"That so,mister? Wall, is there any
chance of 11 blowing up and killing the
fool inside?" —Chicago News,
Planet of Hammers.
The Maritans were prepared to catch
the first message from the earth.
"Let me see," -exclaimed the first lit-
tle green man, "I wonder if the first
communication will be a flash, a tick
or,,Aa kitcirloockeka: very
likely," laughed the
second little green 'man. "You know the
earth is just full of knoelcers."
Which. shows hoiv wise the Martians
really are.—Chicago News.
The Rude Girl!
•
"I wish sometimes that I could fly
And soar through the air.".
So quoth the callow dude.
Then said the maiden rude:
"Cf flying fish I've often heard,
But flying lobsters, on my word,
Are rareanh, very rare."
—Ohieago News.
Children's Sayings.
A little girl in Camden surprised her
grandma the other night by concluding
her prayer with "Amen! Good night
everybody."
"Who do you mean?" asked her grand -
Ma.
"Why, God, the angels and everybody
up there," was the reply.
A little boy four years of age was re-
buked one day for wearing. "You
swear, papa," was the reply.
"Only -when Pm mad," said the father.
In less than ten minutes the little fel-
low was swearing again, adding by way
of explanation: "Well, papa, Ise mad
now. Ise mad."
LETTING HER KNOW.
"But surely you are the man to
whom. I gave some pie a fortnight
agcoP"
"Yes, lady. I thought p'raps you'd
like to know I'm able to get about
again."
The Father's Fault,
Mr. Sampleson is it very irascible man,
and is in the habit of punishing his boys
very severely. Not long since he ob-
served. that one of his sons needed a new
pair of trousers. lie seelded the boy for
wearing out his clothes so fast. "Pa, no
trousers can last any time the way you
hits," replied the son, reproachfully.
His Reason for Not Fighting.
Jimmy—You're afraid. to fight; that's
what it is.
• Tominr--NO, it isn't, either; but if I
do my mother 11 know and lick me.
Jimmy—How'll she find it out, eh?
Tommy—She'll see the doctor going
to your 'tousle.
"Coming Through."
Marjorie was gazing ifitently at her
father's • bald head. as elle remarked:
"Papa, are you. still growing?"
Papa—No, dear, I think not, Why do
you ask?
Marjorie—Because you're coming
through the top of your bead.
Bruin the, Hugger.
Ile (Saalrfully)—There, 1 steprped eax
your foot, Miss Sala. You must think
me a perfect bestr.
Slie—Obs no, Ur. Slowboy, you do not
not it little bit like it bear.
And it WAO three days before he tuna
bled.
A dOYOUS OCCASION.
Minister—/ made seven hearts hap-
py to -day.
Parishioner—How was that?
Minister—Married three cooples.
Parishioner—That makes only eiX.
Minister—Well, do you think X did
-it for nothirg?
Which One?
"What is the mune of this line," asie.
ea the etranger on the front *biotin,
ettettlying himself ne the ear humped
along the tratk, lurching from- side to
aide.
"Out here," answered the motorman
ot the iallbealban troiley car, taking
sitow o toib,agoo„ "they saill it, a dairy
"Wity 49 they eatl it that?"
"Reerteuee if yott tiring ta Docket of oar
Cream aboard. itkil be butter evlieu you
get to the end ef the
Vselest.
Ray—I don't Bee any use In my study-
ing Greek, dad.
His Father. --Why not, ny eon?
Rity—Greeks don't mount to limb,
anyhow, and 1 don't .ever expect to /Plow
any of them to intent< to.
An Objection.
"I hate denting school," said Jack,
"It's lots of fuu danciag, but every time.
I want to waltz I have to load Myself
op witk some girl or other. Why can't
they let a feller donee by Mansell?"
NEW STRENG.TH
FOR THE .SPRING
Settled by Mutual Concessions.
-
"So you're going to be married, are
you, Fanny?" asked hir littituate friend.
"Yes," said the queenly blonde. "It's
all aettled,"
• "When is the wedding- to take place?"
"Well, mamma waited it put off until
October. but Jaek insieted on bevIng it
in May. Beta couldn't have their own
way, of course, and so it had to be set-
tled by a compromise"
"..tand when is it to. be?"
"Why, we—ex—compromised on April."
Brutal.
"Hiram, you seem to be getting flesh-
ier, How much do you weigh?"
"One. hundred and sixty-eight, Lucin-
da. 1 weighed 100 yesterday."
'9)0 you' Ohne yea have gained two
pounds In one
."1 know I have, dear. I have eaten
two slices of that Angel eake ef yours."
Stage Horror.
Regular frequenter—Who's that red -
nosed chap that genies on in theesiecona
act t
Manager -e -O, lea'se a Birmingham man 1
picked up When we were down—
Regular frequenter (slightly deaf)—'I
can see he's it bumming ham, ell right,,
but who is he and where did you get
him?
Beyond Him,
The Admirable Crichtonwho led just
delivered an impromptu speech in verse,
knocked out it professional pugilist, de.
ciphered a cryptogram that nobody else
could dissolve, and disarmed in it twink-
ling two experts who had attacked him
with their rapiers, all within the space
of an hour or so, heaved a sigh of regret.
can do these things easily enough,"
he said, "but to save my life I can't
pitch a curved ball!"
From which we see that the distin-
guished men of the oldea tine were only
relatively great.
Telephone Girl's • Romano.
Conscientious Carrie alwaystried to do
her best;
Never lost her temper—the was different
from the rest.;
Carrie was it "central," with it voice of
sweetest tono,
'And tbat is why Miss Carerie has a cot-
tage of her own,
—Portland Oregonian.
When Mrs. Carrie she became she didn't
-quite forget;
She took her low, sweet voice along, and
has it even yet. •
But if hubby's just a little slow to answer
to her call
She can jar him with a voice that creeks
the paper on the wall.
—Chicago Tribune.
146-4
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from the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont.
"MID NATURE'S REALMS."
New buds, new life, and April, showers,
And nature's °all for me.
Where oozing sweets and honeyed flowers
Woo, tee. the busy bee.
0, freitful fields: Loved laappy hills!
To thee, my fatherland,
Fleeing from city worldly wills,
ooine to understand.
To breath thy breathe of life in Moro,
To feel thy youth of spring,
And learn thy truths from wistom's lore,
As burst forth life in things.
Alone I muse—no rattling car,
Confuelinao daily moil,
Clatter of hofs, babble of bars,
Disturb my pleasing toll.
'Copt yonder black, wood -Crafty °hie,
Suspicious grown of Inc
Keeps loudly awing waraings brief
From tee of old pine tree,
Gone are morning's flashing arrows,
The sun proclaims the day,
From yon thorn -bush the song sparrow
Pours forth a levees lay.
Bugging a top -most twig, tho squirrel
Surveys his hunting grounds;
In tipper air the hawk on whirls,
To where his mate sails 'round.
LOI Wild warra winds in battle blow,
Fighting for mastery,
Driving the shepherd flocks of sages
Back to their tullen Sate.
Below tho yellow waters narrow,
Meander on through leas,
Where plodding teams tickle with harrow
The soil of liberty,
No constant olang for greedy gain
Here lead to slimy shores—
Girls bouhd by competittons chains
To gild a rebber's deer,
Nor paltry pay rewards the hand,
Pleld's yield, at least, ten -fold;
Moiv cruel, 0 earth! tho Selfielt hand,
Telling over for gold.
•
0, Miser tvreek, at any oust.
Come learn trona nature's seer,
Profits o'er balance money lost,
Soul-troasureo watt you here, ,
**
The Poetry Crop.
The poetry editor of one of the dotter
and more expensive magazines took out
his notebook.
"Pm comnpilhtg etatistics on the way
the poetry trade ia trending," he ;mid,
"Lett year's erop was a good One. It
totalled up to 3,010,41a pieces. I'd class'.
fy it about like this:
Spring .. • ..
Love .. OIN f4.,,....1,172,341
Despair .0 46,1111 li•N N.46. 800,010
Hope *•11 ••••.• 1,528
Your duty .. ..# 818,810
Myduty rt 466.4 v 60.41,6
VI, M. 3,
3,016,47Z
Bulletin:
Newepapers are sold on the streets of
Spanish cities by W0111411.
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Nature Neils Assistsuce. in Making
Nth7sptrii:gyour aith"iViitylnetgem
.n!liQPect ton-
ing up. In the enring to be healthy and
4itrong you. :oust have new blood, just
Ile the treee inUst have new Flap. Nature
demauds it, mid Were's. Iowa are in
exorable, Without, new blooa you will
tii7legw:sako f art 1111Rillitgtitlf:1111. 0.Yr" tileltlys hhaatv'Pe:
stobbiug pante of eeurelgia; there insW
clisfigurieg pimples or eruptions of
the skin, a. tired feeling hi the, morning,
and a variable appetite. These sire some
ofthe signs that the blood i ut of
order, that the long trying menthe of
indoor winter life bave told upon you.
A purgative medicine, suck as too menet
people take in inning, min lielp you,
Purgatives merely gallop through the
enn further weaken you. Any
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teedielne, and in all the world there is
no tone can %mei Dr. Williams' Pink
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streng. Try this great blood -building
medicine this spring, and see what new
life and energy it will give you.
You cite get Dr. Williente' Pink Pills
from any medic:Me dealer or by mitil
post paid at 60 cents a. bo. or six boxes.
for $2:50, from The Dr. Williams Medi,
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YOUNG TURKISH ATHLETES.
Effect of Foot Races and Ball Playing
on Oriental Costumes.
"Oriental people are very averse
to physical exercise of any kind.
Their idea of enjoyment is to sit
under an awning said play backgam-
mon," said Edward 0. Donaldson, of
Constantinople, Turkey, the director
of an American and English wholesale
importing house in the capital of
the Sultan. "That a man should go
out and run around a track to shame-
less nakedness, and this with no
hope of gain, only confirms them in
thc belief that all Americans are mad.
But they are Imitative people, and
some years ago the influence and ex-
ample of the younger teachers got a
few of the preparatory boys out for
foot-raoes.
"That day, for Beu-Beirut, at least,
the deathblow was struck to the pic-
turesque dress of the Orient. You
can't run a 100 yard dash -with long,
baggy trousers and a silk gumbez
that flops around your ankles. Even
if you tuck your skirts into the sash
tho effect is more startling than
speedy. So ono by one the students
ordered European trousers from the
city tailors.
"At first they were poorly cut and
viewed with suspicion, but to -day
there are not three men in the col.
legiate department who wear the old
costume and many of the students
dress with taste and an elegance that
their professors canriot afford to emu-
late. Tennis and basketball soon
won their place in the students'
favor, and now we have gymnastic
apparatus and a regularly graduated
athletic director, who has learned
physical culture and boy nature
through a long experience in the gym.
nasiums of America.
"But it was football that did the
most toward ixnification, The value
of team work is a new idea to East-
ern college men. The old ideal was
that of 'every man for himself.' It
haa been so since the time of Alci-
biades and Absalom. If it had not
been so the history of the world
might have been different. 'It was
comparatively easy to see the joy
of winning 'a foot race or a tennis
match, but to play aix untheatrical
part in a football game, obeying a
captain and working for the good of
the side—that was a different thing."
REVIVAL OF OLD INNS.
Automobiles Have Given Old •Taverns a
• New Lease of Life.
1Vhea the railway supereeded the dili-
gence, the eoacib, the chaise and Sternsna
"disobligeant" 08 meane of European
travel it was natural that the small
roadside inn should suffer lose of pat-
ronage.
Your tourist, unleee a sentimental
journeyer Eke Sterne or Stevenson, be-
gan to leap by rail front spot to spot
like a grasshopper upon a map. He
breakfasted, in -London, took twain,
lunc.hed in Dover, had tea at Caleb or
Dieppe and suppe,i1 in Paris.
Now with dining ears he's even worse
unless he be. a motorist—a sentimental
motorist. And despite speed and rumorke
of speed, there are such things as senti-
mental motorists. Indeed, it is owing
very largely to this lass that such of
the old inns of Frame and England as
neenaged to survive the introduotion of
the railroads have blossomed into re-
newed prosperity and usefulness,—Tra•
vol Magazine.
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* • ••
And There Was Light.
' Edgar's mother, wishing to keep him
hi bed for a slight cold, thought by dar-
kening the windows to convinte the
young man that it was .still night, and
so closed tightly the inside. blinds. All
was thee dark except the small round
boleti where the adjusting rod of the
blinds worked.
"See," said. mother, "it ie (lark, dark;
lie still, now and sleep uutil it is light."
"Mamma," queried a voice from the
cot presently—"manuna, look at the
window; the dark lute got holea in
Harper's Weekly.
True Worth.
(Abrithaiii 'torpor in Leslie's Weekly.)
Some love the glow of outward shoW,
Some love mero wealth; and try to will it;
Tile ,hOilse tn. int may lowly be,
If I like the people In It.
What's all the gold, that glitters cold,
When linked to bard and haughty feeling?
Witate'or were told, the nobler gold
Ts trath of heart and manly dealing.
Then let ein seek, wa., minds are weak.
Mere Vaseiones smile and try-- 51 Win it;
The laduse te inc linty lowly be,
If 1 but like the people in It.
A. iowty roof may glee Us proof
That lowly flowers are often fairett;
And trees whose bark is herd and dark
Mity yield us frtlit and bloom the rarest.
There's Werth KS sure mottle garments poor
As e'er adorned a latter elation,
And retnste as Nat as thesis we trust,
Whose claim is but of Wealth's creation.
Then. let them seek, whess minde are Weak,
Mere e Fashiou'it sniilc and try to win It;
The house to me natty lettlr be,
If / but like the people in it.
:Syne that are pasted should not be
elouraed.
Tho Sabbath Day.
'W. Armstrong.)
Brighteet day. of all alie seVela
Hallett 1141,%listrtelltiol,t,it lipervx
To our Saviour, privet :tea king:
Heaven with won:fruits volese:
Saints their mead of Wilma ariag,
.Jayttil anthems miss..
Brightest day of pestee and rest,
they of ell the week the hest;
Da v when tetrist arose;
:For wants eins Hia life ife gave,
Triumphane demos, strong to save,
Victor over death and grave .
\Allow none ean oppose.
Brightest day, celestial joy„
liarthly toil ana wire aside,
In there temple to reside
Where the Spirit :loth abide
Hear es Willi J,eut , combine.
Brightest day, refulgent glere",
Radiant wit lisa Iva t etory,
1/ay of life and love;
Dark would be thiswined of she,
But for light thy rays bring in,
Making cheerfulness within,
From the realms above.•
firignieet day. may all its hours,.
Fragrant be a9 heaven's own bow-ers,
Spent in praise and prayet;
mid eash blessett Sabbath day,
Be as beacon's on the way,
More and more God's grace display,
. Antidetee 'of care.
London, Ontario,
It Is Free.
Salvation is free, but that -does not
'Mean that we ore all saved without con-
dition. Here . by our door is Lake On-
tario, and yet men Any die of thirst,
within sight of it, Here are sunlight and
pure air, and yet we may die, beciatee
we. will not use either the suelight or
the air. There is many a son, many a
daughter, dying for want of the shelter
of a home) who could. have it if they
weald listen to the pleading of their
heart•broken father and mother ealling
to return to the home they bad forsak-
en. The doors. of a pcnitenthuy may
swing wide for an inmate, but he may
prefer to stay in prison. Salvation is
free, but there are conditions for using
the free gift. Salvation involves, a co-
operating will. God gives; we .must take,
fNaarieeLinEnox.telg.
take repentance and
th.
The Sabbath.
God is never content with leas •than
the best for man.. To this end He
gave hint mutherity over the material
creation, that it might be subject,
and minister to him; for this Ha es-
tablished the family, that together
men might be perfected through the
joys and ditties of domestic and so-
cial relationships : for this Ite or-
dained work, that life might never be
blighted with the curse of idleness;
for this He instituted the Sabbath,
tbat rest might contribute its helpful
solace aud comfort, to ever repair the
waste of life and renew man for the
struggle of life. Some have jater-
preted the Sabbath as a day set apart
' for Cod that He might exact for
Himself a. fraetieu of man's time.
Nothing could be more mistaken. The
Sabbath was mole for man, It wile
made for himin recognition of the
fact that man was made in the image
of God and filet it would be an in-
strument of power in„achieving god-
likeness. The Sabbath as a day of
rest recognizes the diseipline of work,.
A man made in the , image of God
must resemble God in a life of active
and purposeful usefulness and. bene-
volence. But it also recognizes that a,
man must occasionally, and if he
would work at his best and longest,
periodically rest. Two extreme -VieWS
of the Sebbath are current. One is
the Pharisaic view 'that the day is to
be observed with an exacting ama
wearisome round of religious services,
which even the saintliest find any-
thing but a means of greet and never
cease to reproach themselves because:
they cannot feel otherveise, The other
is the secular view, width makeSun-
day an occasion of frivolous idleness,
if 41.V -of more vicious dissipation, If
one of the two had to be chosen,
there can be no doubt of the immense
superiority even of the Pharisaic Sab-
bath to Hilt of th3 sectner. But sure-
ly there is a better way of regarding
the Sabbath. On that day we may
be socinl without being frivolous, and.
religious without being sanctimonious.
The best use of the Sabbath is that
which makes it best for themanifold
man --regarding his body, his mind,
Iii s heart. A wholesomely religions
Sabbath is our salvation; religion is
the. only efficeent sanction for morals,
the only power which can make Us
better Men and better wemen, the
only offset to the eternal grind of
material interests, the only effkient
distipline of char:tater by which man
is able to reach and maintain "the
measure of the steture of the fulleess
of •Christ"—The N. Y. Christian Advo-
cate.
A Good One.
A. Chicago physician saiti the other
day of the late Dr. Nicholas Senn, the
celebrated. surgeon: "I studied Ander
Dr. Senn when he was profresor of mu -
gory at Rush Medical College. I remem-
ber how one day he steked inc:ques-
tion that I did not know, and in order
to hide my ignorance I gave an ambigu-
ous answer. Dr, Stun sniied. He said
I reminded him of a sehoolboy mato, tak-
ing a written examination in history,.
came to the question: 'Which We the
greatest general, Caesar or Hannibali'
P114 -boy answered as follows: Tf Ave
consider who Cae.sar and Hattnibat were,
and ask ourselves which of them was
the greater we must unhaeltatingly an-
swer in the affirmetitea".
And where hope and robe mark the
Strife.
Be deaf my ears to the -siren notes
That hue to vain and glittering peaks,
Where seldoin the feet Of Mortals treed,
And only a frigid eaten speaks;
The great sun glints trona their chilly
spires
To 'kindle ia gentle Yaks; his firee.
Let me find true rest in weerinessz
Let mo know the Worth of the winte ot
things;
faee, elear-eved. the struggiinsr, (1,,ys
Thal; tome With bra -lees, but not with
stings.
The .Tu,t (Inc relent thia Vasa Estate:
Shall 1 tount that little whielt Ite
ma kes great?
--Tulin A. Date's.
World's Rulibee Supply.
It is estimated that South Amerielt
furnishes about 63 per colt. of the
world's supply of Wirt ?libber.