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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1908-04-09, Page 3lee • C, ff • EXPERISTELLHOWMPROTECT Pay meld he deeen UpO13, Welt A ilea tune? lie world listen to aielogue about THE HOME FROM BURGLAlb! thing bett, profemimal )444(1ra-which bridge, umfgeal conetaliee, litnealeleenealiaa Would be wholly unintelligible to hie ear. He would gaze About Itine ie veto fee ffingle &Millar ihitall in that *Oen. did armored apertment, inintbiteei by men whip, beyond epefating a tope whieh Ito knew, would be Misusers. to Idin M the most literal tsetse, And then, would follow the ineeiteble contreatenthe wardroom of a intedrett years ago -when• ehlps ware built eolela for fighting hed habitability waft the very Int, consideretiOn to trouble the naval designer, They were never mom than mere cabine, the officers' quarters of those etirring .days, very law end °earl with ponderons oak deckbeanua fel= WhIele deflated the copper lantern; that shed a fitful illtunination; fIenkea with the breathes of einmonadea vanislaing into portholes as deep aie a fertrees wart* sure; simply but stoutly furnished, with no attempt at finery, for the stero' at- mosphere of war brooaed upon every- thiug but the spirts of these tents Of oale, No, not upon their spirits. We have only to read Marryat to catch the tine reflection of life in the navy a xelooreff der -highly colorea, perhaps, but faith- ful enottah to their rollicking philosophy: Nor is there any need to turn to fic- tion in order to learn what manner of existence the naval officer spent at sea 100 yeaes ago. We Inv finci. an nt. tempt at perpetuaten in the navy of to- day, but somehow to my mind it teleitiYa lecke the true ring of fitness amid such hotel -like surroundings. of the modern wardroom. Teke, kr example, the custom, still religiouely preserved, of arinking to sweethearts and wives every Satierday night at sea, You instinetively thinle of the long-peet rue of heroes who orig- inelly huzzahed te that toast Amid a rumenisty atmeephere-for there is no doubt those old fighting dogs were hard (trinkets. Not that the old navel officer did not live well, He might, indeed, have to go for long spells with salt junk and mouldy biscuit, as when, for instance Coiling - wood kept his line of battleships at am throughont a whole winter, 'blockading the Prenth in Cadiz, But the list of purser's- stores in a three -decker, of Nelson's time makes good reading, even in these days of re- frigerating rooms and electrically -fitted galleys, There were no limits to.wine. bMs then, and an officerai pay was but trifling adjunct to hie prize money, It is a natural conelusion to suppose that the tranettion from the hard-figat- ing, hareaftweariug life of the three. decker, when seamanship was the naval officer's only friend, not steam, to the peace -piping luxury of a twentieth cen- tury wardroom would be accompanied by that species of degeneracy which killed ancient Rome, But is it? ee. continst, should carry it -moral, Let ua try to draw one. The naval officer of a century age was, first and foremost, a seaman. It was his business to baffle the wind, whether in contest to secure the weather -gauge in battle .or in "clawing off" a lee sh.ore. Marrya, in "Peter Simple," describes the "club hauling" of a line of battle- ships which had driven in so close to the lee rocks aft to leave no room to etay round. , It was a brilliant and daring feat of resourceful seamanship. No doubt had a modern naval officer been. on hoard. that same ship, under those same circumstances of extremity, he would hive , lost her, For the aet which mused ber To spin ftround on. her heel and go plenging out Ow on the other tack is none of his. But put Marryat's indomitable .old skipper with his intererate hatred of the Preach and ids contempt for,gunfire as aghast th,e boarding pilati, on board a 30 -knot destroyer. Let her be the Centre boat in long line, with intervals of but a, cable's. length between her next ahead and her follower astern. And let this flotilla be foaming through it at full bat, in a crisp tumble of Chan- nel sea, The decks will be buckling under foot like the lid of a biseuit tin smd the hull will be literally quivering to the -tremulous throbbing of her -mighty pulse. Nervee are strung to a taut tension by the knowledge that there is no margin for mishap. Eyes are strained into the haze of spray to see that the fleeting ehapes are keeping station, for a wrong twist of the spokes may spell eternity 3n a minute full of secoods. -It is a question ef each to his kind, and I submit that the man who has to listen to the screeming voice of death in the steel cover/a-oh a turret, half -blinded and half -stunned my back blast, is not ene whit less stouti-hearted. then wasthe old sea warrior who could at least.altvays tee what he was fighting and knew • exaetly his risks and his chances, TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Tao LAXAIIVB Biteau0 Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money if it faits ,to cure. E. W. G1,10Vic'S signature is oft each box, We. ** Giving Him a Pointer. qraggual" Said 'Boris, 'you've Seen that story of mine that's running through me Of the magazines. How wOuld you. adviseeme to wind' it up? I want to - give it a happy ending." "Put all the characters in the story," answered Naggus, "aboard an excarsion steamer for a moonlight ride. Send the boat out to the middle of the take:--" .Zensarbilow it up." (Nalv York partly opened door guarded by a etrorg a 7 bun. In guarling aefainet burgiani phyla cant Who livei oft the weet eide hee in- stalled a eomplele eyetent of steel graiee ut hie windew.s. Them grates, which -were dowelled in the !Wald ne, the tbne the plamd them in hie home, make the Wilding vertable eortress, ea the loeke whiebecenneet the twe sidee of each grate ars pro- tected by neavy ohaelds of steel. liouvehoiclere mato do not want, to im. to the trouble or expense of transferito Mg their homee into meet's mora pregnable than those of feudal titnee may 'still redttoe the danger from bur, gaars to a inMinuma by beiag more eareful in the orainary routine of houee. keeping. Daylight tatutree, ae 'the pollee know thee; work with so much impun. ity and with so great fewees* beceuse whiten housee are (*.role's about leav. ing windowe open and doom unloektxl, • I, 411, • • • Wheel Omusalesioner Bingham sahl the otber -41.7 that the negligeness hews- beettleoi ts reepeinable foe many a the reibberies ttde ciity lately he pee. 'Me wee* st thought *Welt hive long been en- Ve.rlAleirsed by polieeeneu Experte, bete. • in the leaks Department and in the Nak" ploy of bturgletay insurance compartiee, • 4WOrihe taWOUgh. the lieread eertain aresaueiece whale, if taken in time woutil make the Inueelivra Menem Qf nu:emote mesh sitinehter than it exams to ba under epresent emeitiaionn, In most ef the robberitte in 'Matt End events and olater streets in the went side the boueeholdens" proteotive "velem filo far 913 lutik• applied. to the front of their houses las been ahnosst poraeet, Dona* loolua eafety ethane, and nate- malthe hiliegker alarm have Ueda' stud- ded the /pont of housee whieh. have Oven *RAW entAred *rough tee rear by len- glum The etrongest house le no Amager than ite weak -eat paint, So long res the rear Windowe eeee inghteted btu -glom will OW task harteast. The first lemon thee the ha:mei:solder who has; been rola bed. lemma is that the ordinary window meth is oat worth five alma% Banters pry open these eatches with cOmnloal te- Ne lain% No cal* is of stereiee me- lees it looks itecurely into a pocket when the window is closed. Busglare hare entered hourew through the meat modern caechee. harglar has preened a piece of cloth ageinst taw outer surface ef the witedotee Pane end hoisting that elotb in „positiehe ants Wok- en tire Rinse by beatw against it WW1 • balogner. Thaough the aperture thus made, be hos roadbed, in and earned the "window catele Ls fiction and ill, piettnes & burglar Who le at tverk in a hone° is usually re, presented in a standing posture &rural webh a revolver arid a dark laeztAve. The fa.ert 63 that burglars when ab work in a house CR an apartment orien along the floor and have too much settee to risk disoovery by walking upright. The sound ae of a man wanting in a home) at night is not half ea likely to facet& the presence of an intruder as is the sound of somebod,y °reaping etlong, the floor. Ow pollee mestain seed the other day theft the best land of burglary insenvotee is the burning of a light in a house all . When an electric leulb or a. gas je es in operation tire intruder is more Illeely to thank that a leeet one cei tin ooeupants of thie estaislishment is tip than if he finds the entire plum dark. Ed Bark The teak lantenn in the elational stud. los a burgters end In the corenberfeit preffentinents of these, gentry in *hires and en the Stage is obeolete la reel life. The burglar now carries an el/Nitre:1 seenohlight ideevtical with thieve °aerial by negeat watchmen, They do nee smell, es- aid elee olcleitiehdoned dark lanterns, and they may be switched on mad off in a jiffy. Persons who are in a.ny fear a bur- g:oast ehoukl be wary as to -what infer- metien they give at night by means of the telephone. One of the favoeite tricks of the housebreakers is to call some houete au the telephone and make in; <pities as to the whereabouts. of the men of th.e houseltold. Through neigh. beehive. gossip the scouts of the bur - gaunt get an aecurate itlea of the per - sone who live in the house they intend to rob. Unsuspecting weinen in the family or ignorant servants often give enquirers j est the information of which they are searen. The safest plan, say the ex- perts, is to answer no qualms over the telephone at night concerning the where- a,bouts of the men of the household. To say that "Mr: So and So has gone to bed and refuses to be disturbed" le safer than to say be is at his °he) and that it le not known whelk be will return. In mose apartmente all danger from the dumbwaiter is thought to be out off when the door of the duin.bwaiter elosed, yet in many eases entre-nee to apartments has been. gained through the dumbwaiter even when the door leading from the shaft jute the kitchen or the paatty boa been shut. A lock faetened to this door or the durubwaiter shaft and locked every night ie valuable pre- caution, and to make asuramee dotfhly sure the door which leads from the Ithe &en to the other rooms in the apart- ment should also be locked and kept locked at might. • Many robbeales are committed in aphetment Rouses by thieves who have gamed emcee to the roof of the house, mid have then. lowered themselves by means of scope to a window in the apart- ment they Intended to rob. But tatty wisuld have their labor for their pains if stout hinges were set in the sides of the window, to remain dosed and out of the wa.y during the day, but at night to be opened and so form a check past which the window eould not be raised Without causing so mach noise that 'tome one- in, the household would be ii,roUee4. Broonsticke cut to the proper length and lett croeswise in the windows tam * burglar foiling device of great autignitye and of as much virtue as may claincied for many inore modern and More expensive expedients. Oireu.nuttaaoes under whieh some rob. beries that have been committed lately have occurred point to the uneseapable cionelueion that the thieves had secreted faremselves during the day in the house thtly intended to roe) st night. This fact brings with it the injunction to be most oareful concerning the persons who aro ndroitted to a house during the day. Thieves maaiquerading as tradesmen, pealere anti the like often get into housee for no other purpose than to make a !mental survey of the eonclitims Within the walls through which they or their confederates hope to plies later, A few of these scouts ate boldeettongh seerete themselves in closets or muter etaireettys or under bede At 'eight tilts: steal whet they ean and wimp?. In many robberies in the weet Aide it has been founa imposeible provelhat the bunglers made forcible eetry of the hOutee which were robbed. The only teantstive lefb wee the theery that they had hidden in tit° houses auntie the day. Burglars' ineteetigetors in the guise of solkitors make a, peril that ie taunted upon by the polite. The polka say ilea houetholaers will be upon the safe siae ff they talk to most of their milers who are unknowie to thein thee:4h a GIFTS OF RARE DOINS. Additions to the Collections of the Numismatic Society. 1.13.0 members of the American Ntiede- matte Society of this eity made many notable additions te its eollections en 1907. One member dentetee eollectien of gold and selver coins -about 2,80 ell - ver sad 200 gold -411e vlsttue of which is variously estimated from aeli,000 to 00,- 000, This gift, tho name ef evizosee donor is not Yob made public, leas net been. cats - loved, but it embrace% numerous rare speohnene hitherto miming from, the aocciety's catenation. Preeident Areher M. Huntington, es inta yearly been, hie enamel, gave many ioteresting epecimenee among whiah was an entire proof oet of goad and ailver coins of Queeo Vietoria for the Year 1893; five gold cans- of Japan, Tanis,' Italy.and Russia; alto many of the re- cent issues ef the Belgium Numismatic Society, Which included modals of Count De Flandres and Admiral De Ruyter, and. a number of Grand Arm7 badges what* were iasued in connection with. the meant Sawataga convention, These were added to the satiety's department of badges azul iusignia. Former President Daniel Parish, jun., gave two very rare .South A,merican medals *truth in silver, tax fine gold. Roman coins of ancimt s large bronze medal of Henry Wad. 130ther, and many easay etore curds or tokens. J. Sanford Statue, who is an author- ity on Amerlean preseztted sixty epeeinines of gold and enamelled f%eign insignia a full set of money of Edneterd vrhich ineluded the lelaun- 4, 2u6,ntyys three silver Salmagendt Club medal*, a full Foof set of United States wins for 1907 in gold and silver; two of the new twenty -dollar gold plece.s of the fattiut Gaudette design, also the ten dol- la.r pielee; a full .preof set of the Philip- pine coinage for 1900, five bronze for- eign war aucaals, a full set of medals is - ;sued in connection with theEnglishBury St, Edmunds pageant, and a full set of medals commemorating the 700th arena verseew of the foundation of Liverpool. Edward D. Adams gave two bronze plactfues sbowing the obverse and re- verts of the Sir Francis Drake medial and an electrotype copy of the silver world map showing the voyage .entale Sir Praneis Drake, 1577-1580. He aleo presented a silver jubilee kronor . of Francis L of Austria, and a jubilee bronze medal iseued by the city of Florentre in commemoration of Paolo Tosealielll and Ametrigo Vespucci. The eomniittee on pubilcation of nteclals, Of NOWA). Mr. Adams is ch•airman, donated the first impreesions in silver and Jerome of the Sir Francis Drake medal. An important gift was, made by two of the mint engravers of the United States at Pailudelphia, aleasre. Morgan and Barber, who have designed nearly every coio turned out by that Govern- ment for the last thirty years or more. Sixty of the specimens of their moot important work were preeented to the sotelsity by the mint engravens. Mrs. Jane L. Nicholas gave an inter- eabingeolleettion sexty-fiate South Am- erican gold and, silver coins. Robert- Mc - Lerida; the authority on Canadian itee. tank issues, preeented a number of Can - edam religious medals. W. Boorno Wetmose, the well-known collector, don- ated 250 Oriental coins to tharrepart,. intuit of the society's eollection, which is hemming an important section. The moiety has rismoved it.s collection front the building of the 'Hispania Soci- ety, when it has been temporarily hous- ed for more tha.n a year, and is now in- itialled in the building especially eon - striated for its purpoeee on 156.th street, just a few feet west of Hispanie Building. The ennual meeting was this year held in the new structuxe. THE NAVAL SPIRIT. Contrast Between Officers of Nelsont- Time and the Present. It is a favorite speculation on the part of writers for boys to picture the profound astonishment and bewilderment Which would overeonte Nelson could he but come back to earth a.nd see a. modern battle fleet. Rut these imaginative gentlemen do not carry the staggering centrist far enough, writea Herbert Russell in the London Exprese. Steel bulls, stmen mo- tive power and guns ao mighty that one of them could have sunk the whole Trafalgar armada from below the Tim of the horizon -these tare the points to which tho writers for boys confine them- selves. I would. carry this retrospect further. It is the life that is hidden within these grim and massive thins which really Would hold the greatest measure of intr. prise to a century -deft& worthy it thwartwisse. coekea hat, knee brmthes and silk etockings bulging out of a pair of glazed pumps, This reflection meurred to me recently as I sat at dinner in the wardroom of eine of out latest battleshipee Two long damask -draped tables were flanked by double rows of Mae and gold clad figeres. :Marine servants; in natty shell jackets flitted silently about On the velvet pile carpet. The soft glow of the electric light wihked in myriad etrearne from glasses Ana plate and eutlery, and just without the door the string band of the ship was playing a Parisian waltz. What Would One of Nelsou's officers 404041.40.4041. 04044101406401440.4004004)100 Consumption is less deadly than it used to he. Certain relief and usually complete recovery ‘vill result from the following treatmentt Hop% rest, fresh air.* and Scoie Zola/Won. ALL DRUCIOtSTB Bititt. AN1; $1.00. .0.10"0"0410441010144010414104 • 1. Certainly Was Bad. "Confound itl" growled Mr, Stubb as they etarted off to the theatre. "What ie the. trouble now?" queried Mrs. eltubla.buttoning on her gloves, "Why, I have broken my agar. Isn't that too bad?" "Well, I should say so. It is too bad to smoke in my company, Throw it away, John." And Mr. Stubb never said another word the enthe evening. Ittgar Philostiphy. "A. crow," said the fatmer, reaching for his gun, "is'e, good deal like an tnjext. Sometimes you ean ipalte him good by giving him little tilitket," Thereupon he threw a bend ort the bird Arid gave it a present of small shot be- sides. Fledred, -"You say 'there% ho !Melt thing as rrtattert Then there ne finch thing as a gas motet, 'Yet you etre paying out your good money for 8,000 feet of gee registered by a initchine that doesn't exist." "Certeinly! there is no stteh thing ti.A money.° n an swerab Ie. "Pardon me," the photographer Bald, "but think your !smile Unnecestarily broad. It will show ell your teeth." "Those teeth east me $00,6 growled the sitter- "1 went 'ern to show.' **, Never be doing nothing. -Ste Welter See tt. A MEDICINE FOR SPRING, Do Not Dose Witls Purgatives,— . • A Tonic is All People Need.. Not exattly sick -but not feeling 'nett° well. Thais the way moot pm- ple feel in the Aping. Eesily tired, appetite Inflatable, sometimes bead - admit and 4 feeling. of aepreteeion, Per- haps pimples or eruptions appear, or there may be twinges of ritetiniatiem rer neuralgin. Any of these indicate that the blood is out of order; that the indoor life of winter hint lefe ite '21-04* You and may esisily develop into more serious trouble. Don't dose youresif 44 many people foolishly do with purgatives in the hope that you mit put your blood right, Purgaryee gal- lop through the system. and weaken In- stead of gividg strength. What you need in spring is it tonic inedieiee that will Make new, rich blood, build up the weekened nerves, And time give you ntw health and etrength,' Dr. Williams' Pink Mlle is the one meaicine that eau do this. speedily, safely end stuely. Every dose of this medicine makee new, reit, red bleed, streugtheus- the appetite, cleare the shin, and makes tired, de- pressed men anti women bright, as - ties and sramg. Mr. Harry lingglue, Oshawa Ont..; meat "1 don't think there is anything equal to Dr, Mime 'Plek Pills as a -cure for ner- vousness, indigestion and a rote down condition of the blood, For some time I was a great sufferer front these trou- bles. I tried several. remedies, but nothing helped me until I began tak- ing Dr. Williams' Pink anis. Before taleireg ahem I felt like an old man, Met by the time had taken four boxes my etaengthelead returned, tny appetite improved, my nerves. were steady and I was feeling a renewed. mane' If you need. a medicine title siring -aid most people do -try Dr. 17$1. 'Jame' Pink Pille and See how speedily they Will make you feel like a new 'person, SW by ali the medicine deal- ers or by mail at 50 cente a box or Mx boxes, for $2.50 'from the Da. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. *i frt. • LIFE IN GREENLAND. Summers Pleasant and Winters Not So Bad, a White Woman Writes. Certain tvieite men in the Danish Gov- ernment service live along the south- west Mast of Greenland. ROW de the European women and Mildreat thrive in that Arctic land. It. is interesting to hear front one of them women, wao hos written to the German paper A,usland that on tbe whole they like Greenland, have many simple pleasuies there, their children are happy and. robuit and the natives are simple, jolly and indllEitri. DM. The Writer says that life is trot irk- some, though Abe coast is bleak and. the •winter suowe are deep, She lives in Godthaab, the capital of the colony of South Greenland. The white Women spend many of the summer hours on the hills or in the gardens. "My garden," she writes, "from the Greenland point of view, is a great sue - cess, A -broad walk dividee it tato two parts. On one side beets, radishes, cab- bages and some other vegetables grow lustily and mature even in the abort summer, "On the . other is a beautiful' grass plot, sprinkled with dandelions and daisies, and in a, career is n'little hot- house in winter we bring a few European flowers and steawberries to perfection. Near the earance .are garden theirs and little table, and often tri the afternoon; all the white women in the colony sit bere with their needles, enjoying their tea and the bouquets of roses and gilly- The Danish mothers end their children are often ascii on fine summer days climbing, the hills behind the settlement, soma with their sewing, others with books, while a tea kettle and a basket. of fresh baked cake are carried. by youn Esquimanx. In sunny, places, protect from the wind, the. memo party enjoys the glorious view of the blue sea, and the entertainment is varied by visits from the village goats, imported from Europe generations ago and thriving in their new bons. The single street of Godthaab, says The New York -Sun, is lined. with bouep And bears the mine of Lenge Linie, memory of the famots promenade of that name in Copenhagen. It is noisy street in summer, for it is the centre of the happy out-of-door life of the people anti the playground of the childrem both Greenlanders and European. - The little folks, recogniee no racial distinetion. They are all playmates to- gether; and, .in feet, there is a large European admixture in all the Eskimos, old and young. "Sometimes," the narrative centinues, "we hear a joyous shout, 'The post, the post!' and in an instant the whole col- ony. is out of doors. "We see a boat coming up the bay propelled by the paddle of one of the Rakinme whom business is to travel from one settleineht to another with the mail. The Eskimos are jast as interest- ed as we ate, for all can read and tvrite and are eager kr news from their friends in the other colonies, Only a few' old w men standing in their doors or sitting ort the flat roofs have no part in the general excitement. "But the stir (Lila bustle ate greatest .en oar is fitted -upright like a mast in the boet. This means that the boat le from one of the southern settlemente where a vessel from Denmark has ar- rived, and. the Eskhno postmen are trusted with letters, from our dear ottes in the home land, ah the ship is unload.. lug it part of her cargo And tvill not arrive for severalidaYs. The Governor of the whiny opens the postebeg and, its; contents are for days the chief toitio of ooneersatien." A different aspect Godthaab wears in the winter months. Even in South Gmenland there is a long period when the Moon and stars ate the only ilium. inittime and there is just enough of their light to make the settlement look dimly ghostlike, twarly buried, as it is ht the deep stow+, Seine of the Eskimos give all their title! to shoveling the snow out of Lange Lade, so that Mere may be one place of promenade between the dwellings, the schoolhouse, the kirlf, the store 0,414 the meat houses, where eupplies of frozen flesh end birth ere kept. petli wide and welled in on either eide by now piles, But even in - this gloomy maeon the white wiz/ten, wrapped iu furs, hikVe their walks anti 'plenies. There is zest in the air and in flne weather the women enjoy a scramble among the frozeo bills and valleys; and if fresh snow lies deep and soft they wear snowshoes. It IFs a buy thne for the Eskimos, for their main Inetitess is to look out for the Minket Of Deu- mark's agorae to Greenland. They beke, brew, forgo, sweep and clean, In summer they estrry Mates in their paha for them through the snow.' The • metal waters Etre not always. frozen over in winter, mid the bowie semetimes make their way along the shores carry- iug frozen harea or birds: or other need- ed supplies from one post to another. The houses of the whites arc warinlY bat a wood and stone, with commod- ious rooms end an air of genuine com- fort. The Winter months pass quickly, fer they ere filled wIth duty and with social intercourse, which, is Almost le - variably pleasant, between the white familim and the nativee among whom they live, . . The Sandman. The Sandneeree filling ale .bags with sand Down ley the Slumber Sea; .0ne roguish eye bah he -Deed on land, Where the playing citildren be. "Ifol Ito!" he laughs -and the weves butgat, too; The waves of the Slumber Deep $o blue, Litele Volk, listeni. Reei warning youl "Ito, Little Folk, emit for mei' The Sandman% filling his bags $0 full On the shore of the Slumber Sea; Re has one to carry and one to pull,. •, But he doesn't. care -got bet .. "Hee hot" he laughs, when the white muds spill« "Millione of bonny brignt eyes to filli" Little rolk, listen Hee laghing still - "Ho, Little Volk, wait foe met" The Sendmatee - creeping without a sound, • And in from the Slumber Sea •The Dream kegs follow anel close retina - Like a ehadow stealeth he! The Sandman's amain e -so near, so near!, They are rubbing their eyes, ore the Little Folk dearl • "Little Folk, hurry!" lie'e calling .clear; "To the Land or Nod With me!" -Annie la 'Barr, its Helper's Beata' DRUGGING CHILDREN • A SOURCE OF DANGER When you give your claikl a so -cal, ed "soothing" medicine- you axe not cur- ing its stekne-ss. -Yon are nier4 drugging it into temporary inseciebba- ith- 'Soothing evedleines eontain opi- ates Anal an overtime may kill the ehild., Mon you give your little one Baby's Own %athlete you aave the gnarentee of a government aentlast that thie medicine is sofa ,Anel you beve the word of tbousands of grate- ful mothers that this inedieine will promptly .eure all the minor taltneute of oldhlhood. . errs, L. W. learrith, St. Giles, Que., soya: "1 have used Bay's Own Tablas for my little girl for con- stipation and other tronblea ona have found them the ibese mealclue I hove ever used." Sold by medicine dealers or by mail ot 25acents a box 'from The. Dr. Willients' :Medicine Co., Brockville, chtt Where I Come In, My Mae bay has learned, a let sinee first he started. off to school; . Much that long ago forgot he has but lately learned by rule; I once knew how to parse, but now the knack somehow is gone' from me; He fairlo. chews the grammar up; . he knows the whole thing to a T; Sometimes he is inelined, I fear, to leek upon -me with 'disdain, But I still come in handy here -I earn the pleasures thet we gain. ortnnot name the boundariee of Burma or Beloochnstan; He does it with the greatest ease, and proudly shows me that he can; He worts out .problems that I shun al- thoughel could have solved timea once; k Sometimes raore than half suspect that he regards me as a dunee; Perhaps I migbe go back and learn if I had fewer daily cares, But, After 'tis 1 that -earn the food he eats, the clothes he wears, My little boy is learning fast, while I forget, year after year; The Mends of the misty past, to ma so vague, to hint are clear; lie writes a better hand than I, his letters are more 'plainly made, Ile spells words thee I cannot epell thtle out the dictionary'S aid; He is inclined aometimes, I fear, to think ° my boyhood watt misspout, Art still come in handy here: I foot the bills and pay the rent, *- thee for Atistrian flecruite. Like the amens Sohn Grilpirt, the heir to the throne has a frugal mind and, it has -Wert Maliciously *his. phred, sees great chances to exer- cise this virtue at the expense of the poor reernits. Seores of these who derne from the ofettetry are drafted off to the Drell. thical estate and do their rai/itary service there, rntioh of it consisting in gamekeepers' duties in the Arch. dultes pheasant preserees. The re. crafts are ale& used when iMprove- merits in the parks and grounds ate being made. According to tine' story squade of them are marched about and"made to do duty af; dummy trees while the heir to the throne stands at a distance and experiments as to where a clump of trees would loTokheb:oaltaters, being merely human, Object all the more beenuso there are ne extrn rations for this kind of duty. They have generally to shift for thernadves and their miser, Able pay only proeures them feed 10,r poorer than that which they would get in barracke, although that is not very, sumptuous.--Prorn the Lady's Realm. Itidirie Title foe Pale Pace. The citiere of the Six nations ht lahte York, through the Onondaga telbe, Which hes been the keeper of the et- ehives throughout the history of the Iroquois( Oortfetlereest, lave toeferred oft :Director ,Tothe, u. (lake, of the New York Rae Mutiewit, the title of noe. con.ite.gioqie, the Neeper 01 the Name, eeeogoition his of fkial custodian- ithin of the Iroquois WaluPiltne, Vehlth Wer treaneferred to the State lit 1808. The title Is to be trettemitted le permit- nity with the direetorship of the 19tate Xnuatax. eb. AMONG THE JEWS. News Notes About Them From Alt Oyer the World, eadeeteseteesseetesetaae. STIFT-.r.-I--va-v-Ir For 6Q yeas Bithop George hi:antenna. hie wife have been werldng together in Chine, Prencese Henry Bettenberg has giv- en the Battenberg Chapel in the Isle of Wight a sculptured figure in stone of • Christ portrayed with eplifted hand as if beetowing a blessing, The Ilithop of Chiehoster, Englane, who has just been eonteerated, le tte ninety- fifth itwortebeut of the see. The Baptista of Atlenta are pleurting au April eautpaign on the lines of the great revival now going on lit Philaael- phia. Gam Smith, the evangelist, who made Mich a suceeestal tour. of this eeuntre, has broken down, and will be forcea to take a long rest. The oldest parish priest in France is tlaenne, of Boehm, who, although 102 years old, is in fall possession of all his fecultiee. The Year Book of the Church of Eng- land that doring 1907 the min of $37,400,000 was given by churchmen for general parothial business. The London County Council has order. al the closing of 79 voluntary .schools be- longeng tbe Church of England be- cause the buildings are not fit for use, Special misaion sernione are being preeehed regularly by Rev. Thome Lord, Lineplpshire, England, wee in a few weeks will pass. the ceetury mark, Near Coal City, Ind, stands Salem Ohurch, welch was built of logs back in 1840, and, although abandoned now as a thumb, is still in habitable condition. Preparations ere being made in Phila- delphia for the observance of the tweet- ty-fifth anniversary on May. 0 and 7 of the foonding of tbe Amerman aleCall afiseion. Rev, Thomas Spurgeon, the former pas. tor of the great efetropolitan Taberneede in London, is still at Moran, Austria, trying to regain las health, but with lit - tie success. The Collegiate Church of the Covenant, in New York, a congregation' formed b,v the union of three Baptiste churches, is now a reality, as the papers have all bean signed. The unrest in China la BUCh that the Sisters of St. Viecent de Paul, in charge of the orphanage near frazeli, have been toned to .take refege nt Shangbai for • the present. Applicatioes for tickets for -the Etre charistie Congress, to be Mad in London the coming summer, are already running intO.the seaond thousand and are coining frem all over the world, The Foreign Mission Board of the Re- formed Dutch Chureh plans to spend $124,000. this year and increese the amount Annually by $30,000, so that in ten years the sum will reach $424,000. Sinee ehe death of Cardinal Richard, the distiettion of being the oldest mem- ber of the French Episcopate has fallen to Monsignor Meunier, Titular Bishop of Lydda, who became a priest in 1843, The recent royal memorial serviee at St, Paul's Cathedral, in London, was based on the "Dirge" in Queen Eliza - bath's primer of 1559, solemnly used in that year in the same pinee for Henry II. or France. One of the landnearks of NOW York, St. alttry's Episcopal Church, built in 1825, inte been closed, arid tae first free await in America will give way to a fine large structure to be ready for use in Septembee. The formation of a choir ef 200 for the new Cathedral of St. John the Divine, in New York, has been started, though it will nat be required until the erossing is cornpleted, which is likely to be two years off. The English Court of Arches will shortly be called on to decide whether communiou ivay be refused a newly - married pair who infringed the eeelesias- tieal laws in whdcling under the de- ceased Wife's sister act. The Society of Friends in England has home mission tents, a gospel car, dr- ettlation library boxes, a summer school, a temperance union and various other modern means of _spreading their faith and good work. The first missiou da Kobe, Japan, was established, by Rev. John. L. Atkinson, who went from Iowa in 1873 as a mis- sionary and tecealy died at his post 'after an uninterrupted period of 85 years' work among the people of the far eatt, For 70 years a town mission has been carried on at Yarmouth, Eng., at a cost of about $400 a year, an average of 600 meetings 'annually being held, and the expense includirig not only the mission- ery's Wary, but lighting, heating and repairs. The :Waken tour of Bishop Berry and Dr. H. K. Catroll ended at Modes City, where was held the twenty-fourth an- nual conference of the Methodist Epleco. pal Church of that country, this year'e gathering being the largest -of any ever held there. , The ehurch split in Scotland involved the division of over $10,000,000 worth of income bearing funds, of which the 130 congregations of the present Free Church will receive outright a lithe mere than $1,d00,000, the rest going to the 1,100 congregations that adhere to the Union. The First lefethodist Enloe* Church South, which has just dedicated a new $125,000 building at rent Worth, Tex., hat the distinction Of having raised the largest single dtty's collection ever ta.lemi lit the southeeest, $47,000 having Isert given et once toward the bending'. For 46 yenrs Elijah Lindley has been parish eletic of Burton Joyce, 4 hamlet about -five tilled frorn Nottingham, Eng - lama and irt that Utile has tolled the deathicuell for three sovereigns -George IV., William IV. afid Qtreezt Victories. - besides assisting et 320 marriages, 4600 baptisms and 1,000 itinerate. Synagogno ef the Mildren of 'Moses, Sons of judah, Limited, has been incur. porated at London, Ontario, with °filets in that eity, The company has been in. torporated to provide a place of worship for the JeWe of the eity of London, to appoint and provide for the remunera- tion of Me rabbi, to Xneke tollettions and fteseSsMents _upon the members of the congregation, And to provide fund for aged, sick and poor /ewe. United States Marshal Harry .A. Weil, of Miletaukee, 'Wis., received a molt pathetic Ietter front lbtbbi Dersel, Tiberias, Pelestine, whieli the writer destribet the areas to whith the Jews of Paleetine have been redueed, and the greet famine thet +a now raging Mere. Prof. Benin, of Berlin, is heading an expedition:, isupplied with funds by the German Oriental Association, tO Make eXeierations Jerieho. Father Petrov le being etyled by the Itnissian Jews "The Spotless 13Ird the Midet of Bleck Revene," Rh hooks, 14 whit* he arraigus the elergy, landed idns in tite Vortrese 01St. Paul and St. Peter. lie bee been libereted now out luxe tak- en up enew the etruggie for the cumnel- pation of the Jews in itneeitt, There are now about three hundred Jewish voloniste in the vicinity of Who niPTelfe. rabbinicel triumvirate instituted in 1808 by Napoleon L, which disappear- Itt 1844 when Erenelt Judaism wee egsitvallbadt:r tho"thbeeeGnreT;ii Rabbi; two other waxbills Were eleetedi drim. The eonsietory eeneists of 37 MOM* fOrUlint/.. eenteal coneletory or Sanhe- bere-34 laymen and three rabbis - Herr Brash'', the Odeesa Milliersaires celebrated hit golden wedding. On that eve/telex:, lie donated nineteen thonsaita rubies to cheritable institutione. The committee ef a50 organized to raise funds tor the T.Irtited Rebrew hies of New Yet* suceeeded am far in raising $38,700; $87,000 more is pledged. Dr. S. Weiseeriberg, , of Elizebetgrad, Ituseia, was supplied with the neCessary means ay the Rudolf Virchow Foundueen to study the enthropology of the Jeeee Paleetine arid neigliboeing la,nds, Admirable liereisre Was ShOW4 by the Jews of Rocheater during the burning of the synagogue there. Men rushed, on the flame and auffocating ereolce to br eys ctuhee itihree. rolle from being consumed Senator Paul Strauss, of Parte halt been elected vice-president of the Asso- ciation a Repoween Journaiists. Dr, Bier has been appointed adjutant to the Sultan of Turkey, He is the first Jew to hold this honor. hiarris Norman, a poor Jewish peddler in London, England, who tarried basket* with small articles sines, his arrival from Poland, many years ago, died a few dig* ago, and in his trunk they fouud not less than twelve gamma' pmends, or oixty thoess.nd dollars, The raoney was wrapped up in a paper containing hie will. Onalmlf of the amount he be- queethed to his half-brother, and the other half to Jewish charitable institu- tions. The Jewish Beneficial Association. of Paris iutends to build a. new jewish hospital with the 2,000,000 fmnes that it has inherited froin the late Baroness Adolphe de Rothschild. Rabbi Coffee, of altteleueg, luta under- taken to raise $25,000 for the relief of the Jewish poor of that city. The long planned Jewish Exhibition in lieurnark, instituted by Professor Sim- eoneon, is sheet to open at Copenbagen. The Jewish Bakers' Tinton of Newark, N. 1, is milting free distribution of bread aitiong the Jewish poor three times a wSitemektfel Sehweiger, 84 years of e.ge, who died in Oleveland last week, was the lest resident survivor, but one, also a Jew, of those who fought under Us- osuft Hh,ulingalr8y4.8 and 1849, for the liberation One of those unusual incidents, which occur occasionally, took place at Pitts- burg last week, when Rabbi J. Leonard Levy officiated at the funeral of Robert Dickson, aged 73, a Christian, who haa been a regular attendant at the Friday evening services at the Jewish Temple since Rabbi Levy began to officiate there. Jacob A. Schiff, of New York, has of- fered to the Harvard. Menorah Society the sum of /100 annually, to be awarded as a prize for the best essay by an un- dergraduate on a subject eonnected with the work and achievements of the Jew. ish nation, Jewish farmers of Connecticut have organized an Agrieultural Association. So there are Jewish farmers even in Yankeelaud. In .Argentine the -Jewish colonies re - pore a good harvest. The colonists have gone in for stock raising, some of me parlor breeds. The butter industry has proved profitable and the yield is large. The new Bulgarian law provides for state aid to Jewish schools. The two Franz Joseph prizes for sci- ence and literature were awarded to two Sewish journalists of Budapest, Dr. Hugo Esergo and Michael Pasztor. A novel, not to say daring, ettperi- ment is about to be attempted in Lon. don by a etage production of Solomon's "Song of Songs," the greatest love poem ever written. A number of actots and. actresses will present it at Queen's Gate Hall, London, under the auspices of the English Mama Society. There will be some incidental music taken from tradi- tional Hebretv melodies, but only thfee fragments of the text, will be eung, the rest being given in the usual poetic dia. tam. The Jewish, Institute of Omaha, Neb., hes opened isasht denies for 84104 children unable to attend Ithe day seachT0Fonul. tch West Indies, took place in first 'settlement of Jews in Cure" 1604. They still form a considerable ele- ment of the population and have a flehr. ishing congregation. Women's Rights in Brazil. "Tbe curse of Brazil lies in the great illiteracy of he men mid women". de- clared Edtverd B. Norris, au English. man who has. been many years a resi- dent of Rio Jameiro. "According tit the official governitent figures the illiteracy le eighty por cent. Certainly a eountry where only oite man in five can read and write and only one woman ttventy, has cause to blush at the ignerence of it's peeplo. A Country of enortneius size, yet with a population of o4a, 10,000,000, Brazil is sadly handl- es,pp by leek of modern ehterprise and an enlightened citizenship. One of the meet encoureging features of the come try le the low esteera Which woman is held, A great many Bratilian girls marry by the time they are twelve yeses old and are grandmothere long he. fore they are thirty. Virornan is re. garded sta a ehettel, and in many houeehold of the republic never opens her mouth except at the bidding of her husband."-Baltiteore Ametican. 44* Need Not Go Far. "Wheto axe you going, my leap year maid t" "After a title, kind sir," the set& "Rave you One In views my leep yeae hiald?" "No, but I've & eta," she said. L-41, Dangerotre Beniblardeitent. Pearl -They thought at first they svonld be nutrried 'Rolland. Roby -And what changed their mindat Pearl -Why, they hotud thet old Apes Itollatel weighed from tWo to tax 'pounds each. OTTIT1.06114. Cei the /load, "hi order to achieve sweetie," ternark- ed the sage of Sageville "it behooves a young inSil to be at his'desk early and late," 6That's nse," rejoined the *filet boy. "Sometimes Pet there early, but WM ofteh I'm late," No Dusty Duet. eflut haVe r)(1. nO regard for t' menet duet of you uneeetorsl". queried the good man. "No, they didn't leave me- any," axle ewered the wayward youth. "The on:y 'duet' get next to I've got to TOO myeelf." An In/peeing raziaii3N. "Tixo .Swelltona seem to keep. up an imposing establielunent," remarked the canned goods drummer. "You bet -they tio," replied the groeery- man, with a sigh long drawn out, "and one of the fellowa they impese on." Playing on Rim. ropy. riek.-But .1 know your eater thinks more of me then any one else, Tommy. Why, didn't she Say I evae the first fiddle around beret" Tomrsty-Viret fiddle, eh? Oh, she was only stringiag' yoe. never Quiet. • Xi% Gunner -Dear mei I lamella:nes wish .I. could go on the stege, even if 1 didn't have a speaking part. Mr. tiunner-Yon wonld never last two minutes on the stage or enywhere else, Alaria, without 4 speaking part. . Reason Enough. "Jaekie," saia the boy'a mother, 'your Mee is fairly glean, but how did you get each airy hands?" • "laatelinf me tem," seta the boy.. Time Gotham Shark& • Alias. Ryeeop-linek -frine Noe. York, ch?.. -How did -you like the town, Hi? ilardepple--Got bunked, be gothi Some smart clutp said fOr a guar - ter he'd direet me to the Iilatirou ing, where they madceflatirons, tied. Miele got neer 1 vouldn't buy -a flatiren to save rny life, he gosh! A Misnerner. 'What time ,old winter- in her lap, , lingering -- She plainly caring not a rap - The shamelesa thinge- Wt.+ speak of her (our joke, mayhap) • As "backward spring!" -Puck, The Flatterer. "So he praised toy singing, did he?" "Yes, he said it was heavenly." "Did he really say that?" "Well, not exectly; but he probably. meant that. He said it was unearthly.4 -Melbourne Weekly Times. Complete Outfit. • She --Yo' am certainly dressed to kill. He -'Deed 1 ie. I has a razzal in malt pocket. Unprepared. The slender, nervous man stepped. to the telephone and 'called up his honie the suburbs. A moment later be ;fell in a faint. He had got the commotion at the first. The shock was too great.. Probably Had Been Worked. Baynor-Spunjan talks of going into business. lists he any working capital?" Shyne-Woi king vapital ? Yes; ale "working" capital is his magnificent power of touch. Primitive. "Unele Hank, the railways have got a new safety deviee that—" "Don't care to hear anything about it, Clareoce. I've got a safety deviee of my own that beats it ail to thunder." "What is it, uncle?" "Never trevelin' on 'em." Arctic. • 'You've come a Iong way to see me, Percy," said the Winnaka girl. "Yes, Beryl," answered the South Chicago youth; "you're my farthest north." "Oh, there are intermediate ones, are there, Mr, Primrose?" was her freezing rejoinder. The Big Stick. Maher (surprised) -Why, Johnny, how did you bappen to get the merit we ftereak ?for good behavior at school this Small Johnny -It was like this, mama, Harry Jones won it, and I told him if he didn't give it te rd panel him. -The Hebrew Standard. What to Do With • Her. It's till right to talk of deporting Emma Goldman:, the anarchist, but ' where can she be taken? It is doubtful if the authorities will ftllow ber to land anywhere except in Paterson, N. J, - Kansas City Star, Hirsute Tragedy. The man on guard was slumbering, Ho gave the switelt no care. The train ran right into it, and Got tangled hi the hair. -Chicago journal. • Breaking It flently. "Darden me, sir," began the portly person in the railroad tram, to the. man who sat next to him, "hut what would ' yoa say if I sat on your hat?" "Suppose yon sit on it ateletheit ask me," suggested the other, "t did," admitted the portly person ealrelyea-Harpera Weekly, OireUnietaticea Alter CMOS. "1 WW1 it would rain," eighed.Tormity, "Why," said 'tie mother. "1 don't like rein." "NO replied Tommy; "but you hav- en't got a new pair 'of rubber boote to wear.' hee_ Some Sighs. When the bills thoy try to pass itot budge you from your groove, When the nation% of the Rome Of no freneas interest prove. And ant nand is etay bent tin ft flet in width to move - Then it's spring. --'Sew York Sun. ---e Pointed Reminder. :Van 'With the 13111r,alotv Drow-The itlese of women meallieg with polities, Viet It de they kneW alma it? Do you mipp.,,-e they Lave the slightest efteep- tion of what :con tome, for inetanee, winot eiou,talk about the "big eticit"t Alan tito Noats---That. only thowa that. you don't know how many u.caz a v.-oman ean make of a steel hsttpie. 1