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MAKINO LAWS IN WASHINGTON
IDaily Performance of the
flogee of RePreseintativea,
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ashingte .—To be a galley god in
the House of Representativee is to have
a free $0(tt at a unique performonce.
that particutar wine, of the national cap•
itol they make more laws and do it
with fewer symptome of law -making
then anywhere elee in the world.
The •nerformanee is setioeuleil to begin
at noun, but meet speetators like to be
on land before that time, Early birds
straggle lu soon after 11, tette up claenth
in the out tow aud settle down to eon -
temptation ef the serrieit ranks of seats
below them,
.At that time oot half a dozen of thole
seats are occupie41. One by one a eon-
porers guard of members strolls in. The
plaee i. qulet
The pagee in their two corners are
gossiliing in the subdued tones of which
later they seen* to have a monopoly-. The
few members reed the morning paper or
work on documents, blandly uneouselons
that a young man a few seats off is Mak-
Antral/id sketches of them.
Half past 11 comes. So do more Con-
gressmen. So do other folks who have a
pass whel admits them to the f oor when
the Route is .lot in sesame RePorters ere
getting expressions of opinion from
chairnieo of committees. Ieven up in the
gallery one hears the chairman's Now,
Illy boys!" And one knows that the
"lope are pressing him too hard.
Odd figures in hats of the long ago
end overcoats of the never was, at least
in New York, wonder down the *Liles
like so many lost muses. They exe an.
stituents from back home. Their repre-
sentatives have sent theni passes to the
floor, good for one day. The passes are
not good after 11.45 and the representa.
tives aro careful not to arrive before
that hour.
.At precisely 11.45 one of the clerks for-
mally °Announces the time and requests
all persons not having the privilege of
the floor to leave. Of course, they don't
leave immediately. But at five minutee
to 12 any leiterers are hmitlell out .by
House officiate, who 4o up the aisles
saying, "Time's up! Time's upl"
A few women may be seen on the floor
almost any morning before the Howe is
cleared. They are relatives or friends of
the representatives,
By the time the clock is ready to join
hands eh 12 there is a fair sprinkling of
members. Congressmen are a dernonstra,
tive lot. Probably they form the habit
while they are campaigning. Anyhow,
they are given to shaking hands with.
one another, to Making two hands, to
putting an arm around a coll_eague's
shouldere, to poking him iv the ribs, to
tapping him on the knee.
At precisely 12 o'clock Uncle Joe eomes
in at the tight of the Speaker's desk,
goes up the steps, layhis cigar down
at his left with the lighted end carefully
. adjusted so as not to scorch the white
marble, He doesn't always put his cigar'
there, because he doesn't always bring
one into the House with him. Even when
he does being one in he never smokes it
within the sacred precincts.
Some of the members are not so par-
ticular, but those who smoke at all do it
in as unobtrusive a way as they can
snanage, puffs few, far between, and al-
most smokeless. There is some sort of
rule against smoking on the floor dming
.a session, but it's a ease of, "If we don't
care, whose business- is it, anyway?"
As soon as Uncle Joe is at his post—
and he is as punctual es the clock itself
—the blind chaplain, the Rev. Mr. Com
sten, prays. He (Mee it as slowly as if
be felt his way through speech as well
through the material world.
Everybody in the House, from the
t3peaker to the smallest red-headed boy
in the pages' corner, .Yew or Gentile, or-
thodox or atheist, stands during the
prayer. 'The general attitude is respect.
Sul, but a sharp glance shows then many
heads are not bowed and that, some of
the members are frankly scanning the
galleries. .
"Amen!"
The thertant the word le pronounced
hubbub reds in. The Speaker's high voice
le 'beard somewhere in the medley of
emend end the clerk begins to read the
journal.
.No one pay: the slightest attention.
Why should any one? Everybody knows
It .ii, anyway. The time is devoted to a
grand powwow of visiting, consulting,
story telling, planning and diekering.
Late °omens arrive. Pages fly- around,
It'e hoorah, boys, cagy -where.
Dy this time the important membees
ore pretty sure to be in their seats, or
in somebody else's seat. For it is by no
mans safe to try to spot them by the
places they occupy half the time. If
you see a man unlock a desk and get
out his limpets you can be sure lie be-
longs to that seat. Otherwise there's
no telling,
Col, Pete Hepburn is as little given to
straying from his ain swivel chair as
any men in the House. There he slts
and rooks and rocks, back and forth.,
back and forth, watching, listening,
,etudyinte
.Representative Cole, of Ohio, ought to
lbe able to make a good bit if he could
Tent out his seat It is next to Hep-
burn' and somebody is always dropping
into it for a heart to heart talk with
Cot Pete.
You can go to any session of the
Souse and be reaeoriably certath of dee.
ing the men whose names are known
threughout the country. They are not
the ories whose tilaron are vatent day
after day. The big wbite head of Payne
le Mighty sure to be it landmaek at the
seat he wieunies, tight in front of Dal-
e/eV, who can also be mooted on to be
there for alraoet every 'session.
legerne perambolates aroand more or
ken his hands th Ids trousers tookets,
thoogh bow he finds those pookhts is a
problem net to be appreciated by any
one who has not sten the figure of the
htepublierin leader,
Mross the aisle from Payne Ate Gen,
'Keifer. of Ohio, who was himeelf Speak-
er of the House once. His chief elatni to
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natio at premit Is the feet that he
Weara a two -tined coat in the daytime,
it is not a strictly dress suit, for it is
leuttoued, what there is of it, snugly
agrees the General's ample front. But it
le eio unlike aeything else in the Ifouse
army of garments that Ideifer's comings
aud goings, witieli ere numerous, are al-
ways followed with rapt atteetion by
the galleries.
Mann, of Illinois, kite near the Payne
group; thet es, be occasionally site. He
has an opinion about most things that
vogue before the Hous, and if be isn't
Already provided with one he ean ask
some euestiona and fix himeelf out with
material on which to form an opinion.
This gets hini on his feet often enough
to keep his knee § from going setiff.
Across the aisle, right on the Demo-
.ceditic frontier, John Sharp 1,Villianie us-
ed to be, It was mighty seldom- that
Williams was not in his ploce when the
Howse epened, Ile watched everythieg
closely, leaning ineward on his desk, his
harld behind his ear to witch everything
said by. the Speaker. His enemy, De Ar-
mond, a els e attendant, too.
No wonder Williams had to mike a
sounding board of his bond. ele chief
difference between the poise in the
House of Repeesentellves anti the noise
in a siewmill is the feet that the mill
makes ite noise because it is sawing
wood, and the House doeen't One man,
even though he,talks at the top of hie
voice, ie no match for a couple of hun-
• dred swapping jokes and arguments in
a oonvereational tone all around him.
One source of noise has been done
away with of recent years. Formerly
the pages in the Home sat on the steps
of the Spea,kee's platform, as they still
do in the Senate, and a member sum-
moned one by clapping his hand.s sharp-
ly.
Strangers in the galleries used to be
startled, for instance, by an apparent
burst of applause -as soon as the chap-
lain's prayer was finished. It was not
really- a tribute to the reverend gentle.
man, buce, call for pages.. As the 'House
grew larger and ever noisier this was
done away with, electric push -buttons
were attached to the desks, and the pages
were hanished to the cloa.k room, where
the annunciator was installed.
This aimed a lot of delay, so the
pages were brought back to the main
hall and placed in two corners where
noiseless annunciators are in operation.
When a button is pressed at a desk the
corresponding number disk on the an-
nunciator turns a reddish brown. The
color gradually fades, taking about thirty
seconds to die out entirely. So there is
an end to hand clapping, except for real
applause.
The representatives are fairly generous
with this. It is a matter of Democratic
duty to applaud any member of the min-
ority who gives the sliglitest excuse for
it. That side of the House always ieems
to be saying: "Though we shout in vain,
yet will we shout!" • When a vote Is
taken and there is an indifferent number
of ayes from the Republican side, and a
violent explosion of noes front the Demo-
crats, the gallery novice is surprised to
hear Uncle Joe's calm, singsong:
"The ayes seem to have it. The ayes
have it." •
But when the novice has seen the
division of the House upon call alter a
few of these votes and hes observed the
number of Republitans tv,hicit it took to
make that number of ayes and has seen
that volume of noes peter out to aston-
ishing thinness, he has more confidence
in the Speaker's ability to size up a vote,
It Is an interesting thing, by the way, .
to see the Speaker count a rising vote.
He turns his gavel around, gripping it by
its white marbel head and using the foot
long splender wooden handle arta pointer.
With his head forward, his eyes keen; his
lips moving; he inaietes each man with
a peculiar motion of the gavel so decided
arid -so exact that every member must
know by watching that handle whether
he is counted or not.
His manner of using the gavel to main -
thin order is peculiar to him, too. He is
left-handed, so that it is almost invari-
ably with that hand he grasps the handle,
at its extremity and rather loosely.
He stands a good deal when presiding,
and as he lifts the gavel above his head
it has a good long drop to the green
baize cover of his desk. It falls with a
slow bang—bang—bang. And when it
i
does fall it produces an mmediate effect
When the House site as a committee
of the whole, with somelmly else in the
Speaker's chair, it is Amusing to watch
the struggles of certain temporary chair-
men. There is one who begins banging
the desk before he is fairly seated, or
he, like most of the temporary chairmen,
site down to the wore, thee Uncle Joe
sten& up to.
He bangs and then he calls for order,
and then be bangs some more. Then he
scolds and pounds, singly and together..
And. with all the hullabeloo he makes he
can't get as much order as the Speaker
doe e 'witti three of those deliberate left,
hander.
But it keeps Uncle Joe's good left arm
pretty busy. The top of the Speaker'e
great marble desk, at least about four or
five feet of the centre, of it, is covered
with a pito board, which, in turn, is cov-
ered with green baize. The boerd is
already being pounded to pieces.
If you should tun your blind Over the
worn epots on the baize which show
'where the gavel comes down you would
feel not only the dents in the wood
underneath but that it is actually now th
great slivers Before the old of the sec -
dons it will be a candidate for the saw.
dust pile. Heravrood was tried. formerly
iestead of pine, but it hurt the Speaker's
hand too much, and pine has been Used
ever eioce.
There a worn spot on the 'baize at
the right end of the desk when the terin
porary chairmen do their pounding, and
the weed there is yielding to their blows.
It is len refractory than the House
itself
• There is no &WWI whicheindicatee
-•utovis vividly the differenee betweeu Sere
ate and House rime/tem then tide very
matter of gavel wielding. In the Senate
that implement has no handle at all. It
le a mere head, which the Vice -President
bottle in his hand and with which he tape
--taps, mind you— on hie desk. If the
epeaker tapped on the House desk the
guile might launh, gallery aria other
varieties, Nobody else would know any
thing about it.
'reeve ie another interesting tletail
about the S'peakeres .equipment. His ehair
runs oa a traelt. ',Mich rail is foretell
V two parallel pion) of braes slightly
separated. The ende of the chair lees
fit into these spaces, two running on one
track, two on the other,- As lenele -doe
is, up and down fifty times a day while
presiding, tide Widths- track is very com
twine
Among tlie thiugs whieh alwaye moats
the gellery gods is the spectaele of nre-
presentetive going _through tell the um.
thine of addressing' the Rouse while the
Heine shows not the slightest conscious,
nen that it is being addressed. The ora-
tor himself doesn't seem to mind.
He is in reality not talking to the
.ROUSe, and the Howe knows it, lie is
eetting hie /speech into the records,
whellee Ile will litive it reprinted eu1 sent
back te hie coeetituents.
The records fortunately will not dis-
close the fact that nobody paid, the
elighteet atteution to the gentlemen's re-
marks except the official stenographer,
wee had to get within six feet of liiin
in erder to hear what was said. These
stenographers lead a feverish existence,
anyway,
tionietimee a small disenesion crops up
which interests a few of the members.
They menage to hear eaell other above
the eonfusion, At least they get a gen-
eral idea of what the others say, .klut
the stenographer cannot be satisfied
with a, general idea.
He must have the exact language. So
he scoots about from one to another, pad
in hand, taking notes as he goes. It
would be disconcerting to most men to
have a stenographer loom up within a
tat.fehwfeet as soon as they opened their
mouths, but representatives get used to
One of the funniest iittie ways of the
House is its custom of letting those who
are interested in a certain piece ef legis-
lation get together in a more' or less
compact group where they can hear and
be heard by one another and where they
go on with their nrgurnents and their
speeches without any notiee at all from
the surrounding country, so to speak,
the gullying desks where the uninterest-
ed continua their reading and writing,
talldng and laughing,
"Mr. Speaker," says Mann as he lumps
into the argument.
He says it reom force of habit, for on
these oceasions half the time his beck is
toward the Speaker, who for his part is
deep hi conference with somebody and
doesn't know who has the floor anyway.
Butthe novice up in the gallery need not
worry,
If he goes to the Capitol often enough
to get over being a novice he will see
days come when the House is crowded
with watchful, earnest men, analyzing
minutely a proposed piece of legielation,
contesting or fighting- for every inch of
its way of passage, Assailing the Speaker
with a rapid fire demand for relings
which test at once his ability and his
integrity. He will realize then that work
has been going on somewhere. That to
sit in his seat and listen to small talk is
not really themhief end of Congress nen.
That swapping stories has not been the
sole occupation of the mea who hove
been turning the House ineo a good imi-
tation of a sawmill.
There's no use getting into a pilule, a,s
the new representative from Georgia did
the other day. He seems to think that
because the House doesn't ma•ke grand
speeches about big bills every day and
pass a revolutionary-HIM:sure three times
a week nothing's doing. Re is likely to
find out his mistake later, and even to
wish there had been more 4nnoeuous
penaien bills and fewer -pieces of radical
legislation not cut after his parlicalar
pattern.
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A Sea.SPeil.
The bay is bluer than all the skYt
Tho sky is bluer than sapphire stone;
The wind and the wave, the wave and the
wind,
)3eat anddazzle mo glad and blind,
Over the marshes blown.
°nee I Was a 'plover who ran, who ran,
A crying shadow along the foam; _
Once I was a gull in the swing of the spray,
Over green shallows I hung all day
TUI sunset carried me home.
Once I was a shi,p with glorious sails
That leapt to the love of the wind,
Up cver the edge of the world I fled,
Sun -followed and fleet feam-hera.Ided—
The hidden tides knewmy mind.
But now I am only a girl who runs,
A. laughing pagan with tangled hair,
Plover and gull and ship was I -.-
Perchance when my body comes to die
My soul shall again fly fair?
—Fanny Stearns Davis, in Fehruary Har-
per.
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WftlVeS Entice Away Hunters' Dogs,
John Berry has returned from te huot-
ing trip to Fish Creek, and reports lota
of wolves and few rabbits,
It is believed that the presenee of se
many wolves has bad something to do
with the scareity of genie in that sec.
on, I e big gray annuals were eon.
stantly tagging the hunters trying to
entice away their dogs, and the dogs
ma to be tied at night to keep them
safe.
. A wolf will Often approach close to
camp and then sneak away as though
he is seared to death of the dogs. A
green canine is apt to take the bait and
give chase. The *wolf turns, and if be
ewe/necks in overtaking the unwiee dog
the latter never returns.—Fairbanks
coerespondenee Nome Press,
See the Point?
Oppottunity knocked loudly at the
intua'S door.
But the hum was busy discoursing on
panics, their habits and habitats.
So Opportunity. grihned and ambled
along.—Pittsburg Poet.
TORTURING Ski DISEASE'
Afflicted this bright little girl
Mrs. pi% Mlflef, O 311 Suffolk Street, Guelph, Ont., says: "1i ytar
Ale., While While livieg in Oshewse Ont., my little -daughter Lotiridioesin
years Of nice cootraOted a skid dist*** Mt the upper part of her body. Thie
first broke oat like tiny watet blisters, *herr/Ards takiog the tone of dry scaint, These
Weald disappear for A short time tied than reeppear worst than CVO'. The cloiliet
somlog in contaet with the skin Set tap such a severe irritation that it wits impossible
to keep her from loraithing. We tried minus preparations yet obteirtrol no
geed intent MA we begen using datielluk, With each applicatiou the intuition
and serenest was greatly relieved, end the child rested easier. Tine' etnitinUed
using, the eruptions lied mein fart ditappeered and id a short speed Of time the side
wet oesspletely cleared !rein the &tate. It is now tone months tince We used
Iteurnitek, led rot there are ne signs of any Mora ertiptiOne breaking out on her body,
ete ieve Zettollak htleworked it complete care." gansonosse garde coil, emtoped Iwo*,
litigintii itch, 1cti, ectme,
ranrate sort* and au
is -
in for ot hest hese tint of the Ada. Of al,
tespiel AM le, druggists mid stoma gee. or
a * Zaratgak hem
addsOisn•Boit
Toronto. IKi CO,, TO1t14140,1
LORINU_
,
V^
deheoteheohiehineeeeedehtedoeldcdefgh,
mem cotton milt has thrgely isuceeeded,
Hoar Great Britain May
Lose India.
(By i. .A. lifeleenzie, Daily Mail's corre
spondent itt the tar east.)
The train from Semi' to VW= We
five hours late. It had broken clowi
twice. The leconeotive, badly ethane
end loidly handled, was scarce eble t
drag its load, end carriages had bem
diseardea to lighten It,
Some of us standing in the Coreau sta-
tion—wet, cold and iniserable—were
passing O.US tie remerlee about Japanese
engine drivers and of the wity they mud-
died and misused their engines, A Viet
Scotsman turned on lie with a eingle
question. "Do you ever reflect," he ask.
etl, "on the weeder that these people
can do as well as they do?"
"Think of it," he contheued, "The
driver was probably two years ago an
agricultural laborer ina village, end Ilea
never seen en engine. Hi
e s running
this train, badly it is true, but lie is it
running it, and th twelve months" time
• he will be handliug it well, What men
of another natioa would hese done the
same?"
The quiet Scotsman hadtoughed the
heart of the problem. The casual visitor
to Japan today sees great and gtheing
faults. But when he hes stayed longer
in the country and gone deeper into Its
problems his wonder is not that there
are faults, but that developments has
reached such a stage as to make the
faults noted.
It is barely thirty years since Japan
was stil torn in the struggle between
feudalism and modernity. The men who
to -day are managing cotton mills wore
In their younger manhood, two /swords
and fantastic armor. Yesterday the
sihehitai (irregular soldiers) walked
through their districts armed to the
teeth, terrorizing..peaceful farmers' . now
the seine leilieitax work tbeir ten hours
a daytirt this 'factory for fifteen pence.
Yesterday the dainty wife •sat modestly
at home waiting for her lord to return
from his political brawls; to -day the
same wife is busy over the spinnind jen-
ny in the factory, while the lord is doing
his share in shop or warehouse, The
thing is a world miracle, and the longer
one contemplates it the greater the intr.
acle appears,
What is the meaning of this new Jap-
an? What .underneath her surface quiet
is simmering there to -day? Japan has
earned the reputation of saying little
and striking hard, Is she .preparing
again, in her grime silence, to strike a
new blow a,t fresh foes?
The world breathes more freely be-
cause the prospect of early war between
Japan and America, has been removed.
That the danger was real, ana for a. time
acute, none who knows the circum-
stances will deny. The departure of the
Pacific fleet did not stand alone. For
nearly a year America has been Amin-
ing every nerve to prepare the Philip-
pines, Hawaii, and. to a lesser degret, the
Pacific coast for defence. Diamond Reed,
above Honolulu, had its rocks tinselly
blasted and -nut, and great guns slung
into positioo. Ships, weighed down with
their loads of submarine mines, W4 Te
rushed. to the Philippines to make trio
waters around. Manila safe from an at-
tacking fleet.
Jahan, on her siae, *as &Malty ectivi,
although the cloak of impenetrable si-
lence and mystery was thrownove: her
operations. Four new divisions were
added to her army, and each division was
'increased in number. The great neva'
yard of Kure has been eh busy that, al-
though it is now a point of national
policy to have ell warships built et tone,
It was recently announced that the Gov-
erntuent Intended to build a new battle-
ship on the Clyde.
The immediate fear of a Japanese -
American war has gone, but the problem
which created the danger remains. The
present armed. truce resembles nothing
so much as the tondition of affairs lif-
ter Russia laid hold of Japan's conquests
of war en the Liaotung Peninsula. Japan
submitted, smiled, and waited for her
hour to come. Those who see in the
present- agreemeut a einal settlemenb.
know little of the east. Japan will not
permanently permit her people to be
treated differeatly from Europeans. ,
The same problem may come to the
front before long in the south. A few
weeks ago Mr, Iwasaki, the acting Jap-
anese Consul -General In Sydney, left
Australia for Europe. Before leaving
he -told the Australian people frankly;
"It would be idle to pretend that, there
are not many grave and importher.
questions pending -which may be fraught
with eeritme consume/tees to your na-
tion end mine.
There are many signs in Japan to -day
of a steady revival of the dreaded joi—
anti-foreign feeling, Strict control of
the press ante public enables this to be
kept well in hand, end manifestations of
It are leygeey suppressed; but it is
there.
Responsible daily journals in the lead-
ing cities have ituthlged freely during
the last year in seeies -of articles ettack-
ing white men in Janine denouncing
their morals, sneering at their business
methode, rt ncl gem -rally holding them
up to contemrt. Tbe native &nth° press,
sea as, for beim tee the Tokio Puck,
belidges in unteding eeries of cartoons,
all malting the -white' man appear °demi,
ee few weeks ago a British trader was
peneefluly returtut g home in Yokohama
when he was set tmon by a crOwd ef
roughs and Mullh used, No one knew
why, for he had done nothing to offend
them. In Corea, the Briton tbas t� walk
earefully if he weld& avoid' unpleasant-
ness_ from. Jeponese soldiers Mid coolies.
This same anti -white feeling idioms it-
self in the work of two ox' three seek
-
ties, controlled in Tokio. that are mak-
ing a very vigorous agitatioo threughe
out, Aga. Cornit OlatihieS ,spe.toh t
dia was reeeived by the British public
with inereehiloue stir/prise. mid. /a-
te./rite were made to deny the occuraey
of bhe reporth of it, Either these re-
peal Were accurate or a eureber of
sherthentl Writers present at the meet.
ing—einen of diverse nations and view—
jounce Itt an itedttlottely and feolish
ad toleked. tortepireey. But Comte
Okume's epeeeh does not stand alone,
myself have reed rnney articles printed
in Japan during loot summet, and re.
torts of many epeeches, eovertlriti.
sizing Britieli aetion In India. Every
eauottee jananeae with Whont 1 110.+In
dhenesod the miter regords it as Ito
evitable that the revival of Aeia will hi-
volve the lose of Itelle, to Englend, Time,
think this, not froth tiny hostility to es
but simply front a pethaps witural rite -
lel !sympathy.
Auerther way in which the new (level-
opmeht of Jelninese life has hown
• Self in In direct warfare in fields of toot.
*Moine thet were formerly in the kande .
of Etneenearet. NriOn, in the asionmeo of
ilimo, / &butt to the Civet -Sees Deily
I
Moil Inein Kobe that Japan Woe oot oh
teeming the milky of the 'epee doer hi '
tbe tow lends OVer whieh she lied /to
Mitred tetettol, My et/element Wee re-
edited with intligneet denten Tteday
the hearth would be lege elephatie. Even
• japarnete Writer, met eateit that lit1000
the Ithietelituden Mailed Wito pettetitielly
etheed to white men They say that this
wee remedied in 10071 but that is net
wholly 'trete. One big syntlieate of Jap.
In driving Amerkan cotton geode out .of
. Maooliurla, enbetituting Japeneee goods
for them.It hoe done thie under Gov -
m
e eleent direction and by Government
• aseletlielen The Government advanced
it money; the Governmentolirected We-
tting lines Carried the goods between
, Japan and Deluy for a nominal rate;
s the Goveramenhewned Manehurian
weed geve this Japanese cotton speeial
fealties, What applies to eotion
ap-
o - plies AlinQSL equally to other things.
In Chino today the foreign trader le
email/ed to the treaty ports, while the
Japenese are sendingtheir men through- •
out the country, doing business far in
the interior, in &thence of treaty teem
batons. Only bet autumn. greet joy-
eign enterprises hose bed to be aban-
doned in Corea, because the Jo,pauese
have mnde euell regulations there that '
foreign capital caenot live under them, '
The British mine -owner, for instence,
under the new remit:110min bas to put
binnelf at the mercy of the whims of a
JeiheneseeePPoiuted (Miceli, who hes
power eo coufiseate the entire property
whenever he pleasee. Japan talks of au
open door; but her open door i8 eve
open to Japer' atom., ow to bar faeoeed
proteges.
WfAK, PAL(AND
WORN OUT WOMEN.
Can be Saved Prom a Life of Misery
by Dr. Williz,ms' Pink Pills.
Women are called the "weaker sex,"
and yet nature calla upon them to
bear far more than peen. With too
many women it is 051e7 long martyr-
dom from the time they are budding
into womanhood, until age begins to
set its mark upon them. They are
no soon= over one period of pain and
• distress than another looms up only
a few days ahead of them. No wonder
so many women become worn out and
old looking before their time.
In these times of trial Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills are worth their
weight in gold to women. They ac-
tually- make new, rich blood, and on
the mohness and regularity of the
blood the health of every girl and ev-
ere woman depends.
Mrs. Urbane 0, Webber, Welland,
Ont., is one of the' many women who
ewe present health and strength to
Dr Williams' Pink Pills. Mrs. Web-
ber. says :—"About three years ago,
while living in Hamilten my health
began to decline. The hint symptotns
were headaches and general weaknees.
After a time the trouble increased so
rapidly that I was unable to attend
to zny household duties, I lost flesh„
looked ,bloodless and had frequent
fainting fits, I was constantly doc-
toring, but without any benefit, and
I began to feel that my conditIon was
hopeless. One day a friend asked
me why I did not try Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills and mentioned several
gases in -which she knew of the great
benefit that had followed their use.
After some urging I decided to try the
pills, and had only used them a few
weeks when I began to feel benefitted,
and from that time on the improve-
ment was steady, and by the time I
had used about a, dozen boxes of the
pills I was again enjoying the blessing
of good health. I cannot too stronglg
urge other discouraged sufferers to
give Dr. Williams' Pink Pills a fair
trial."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills will cure
all troubles due to poor, watery blood,
such as anaemia, general weakness,
indigestion, neurelgia, skin troubles,
rheumatism, and after effects of la
grippe, and such nervous troubles as
St Vitus dance and partial, paralysis.
Sold by all medicine dealers or by
mail at 50c a box or six boxes for $2.50
'from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co,,
Brockville, Ont.
NEW YORK'S CONGESTION.
Nearly 500,000 of ' New York city's
population of 4,500,000 are crowded into
the abnormally small area. of 881 acres.
As the total -acreage of the city is 209,-
218, it can be seen at owe how extra.
• ordinarily teeming the &ingestion In
some parte of the city is, Unless some-
thing is done, and done before many
years, this increasing congestion will
reach a point defying Menen efforts to
remedy it, short of the most radical
changes in the system itself. It is com-
puted that within ten years the city will
have a population of fully 7,000,000.
The most recent census taken was that
of 1905. The congestion revealed by
that census was shockingly bad enough,
but•in the last two..years it has grown
much worse. The immense number of
immigrants which every year augtnents
the eite's resident population, and the
results of ind.ustred depression all have
had the effect Of still further maesing
more and more humanity into the al-
-ready swarming sectians. Although the
figures of 1005 are the loose recent au-
thentic ones, they do not, however, tell
um hill tale. Present conditionare
far worse than was the situation three
• years ago.
Contrary to the general opinion, the
most, thickly inhabited. block in the city
is not oil the eaat side, but is on the
upper West side in the region inhabited
by ne,groee, ancedubbed "Se,it Juan HU"
It is the block bounded by Amsterdam
avenue and West End avehue, Sixty-
first and Sixty-second streets. Hem, on
a little more than five mires, no fewer
than 8,173 people are stuffed.
t
• LINO Light.
Sometimes upon the strmitior IiijIs
A flooding tenderness is shed,
• low green lelt=ra &Mg
As h its bed.
One nieinent peat, It was not there—
Or i.tere ttty eree not yet aware?
Mat Light -•-1t 0011160 With flickering morn,
.At bArvest noon, on aimed plains,
And when the fields look old and lorn,
And On the bow n� leaf remains;
And it can reach and overflow
Vie cruel spirit of the snow:
g6411131±14W313tfie!p°46111ieet dtgd aahtttg°hone
The Myriad eyes of Nigh austere
Frain their Items wounding have heart hold.
All tiabeteken Is that nay
We1o55 daWn must he Midst dark Or ds,
there id 811 ambient World of Love
Wherein Mir little an atmorldbois rocked;
AigilUbertr locked—
And Lave Light thence, 1.11 )310114410 blest,
Doha tremblies through tome dreamoge
breairt.
With M. Tholiule.
Ned's Suggestion.
"Where die you buy her, manumit"
Asked 3-year-ohl Idea of me,
As he leaned over the dainty 'cradle
leis "sieve little sestet" to see.
",An angel brought her, detling,"
answered, arid he smiled,
Then 'Softly bent hie early head
And kitsed the eleeping
lint a eudden change came over him,
And he sai,(1, "If l'd been you,
While I was about It, minima,
ra eteught the angel, too!"
aa.teeeet.
USES OF THE CHAFING DISH.
Mrs, Rorer Again Tells About Gook
Ing.
Resuming her coaree of lectures on
scientific cooking for the patrons of
the Gimbel Store, Mrs. Rorer talked
yesterday morning and afternoon to
large audiences of women who watch-
ed with interest the (left work of the
famous expouent of culinary art, Her
morning demonstration Wati on "the
• every -day possibilities of a. chafing
clieh," and she pointed out the neces-
sity, in thesetimes of financial strin.
gooey, for every housekeeper to use
wise economy, which to her miad.
means the saving of good materials.
Her morning demonstrations were On
the following dishes:
Oysters a la Richmend—Drain 25
Oysters, Put a tablespoonful of but-
ter in a chafing dish, a tablespoonful
of chopped celery; stir for a minute;
then add the oysters, a level teaspoon-
ful of salt, a dash of black pepper,
a dash of cayenne And a little paprica.
Cover the dish, and when the oysters
begin to boil, add,if you have Re,
four tablespoonfuls of cream or milk.
Sift gently arid serve.
Quick Goulash—Put into a chafiug
dish a tablespoonful of butter, add a
tablespoonful of chopped onion; stir
until the butter is melted and the
onion a little soft; add a tablespoon-
ful of flour; mix; add a teaspoonful of
paprica, a half-pint of stock; stir
uutil boiling; then add two sweet
peppers out unto strips, a,ncl a pint ot
oold cooked meat cut into cubes of
an inch. Bring to a boil and serve,
Deviled Scallops—Mash the yolks
of three -boiled eggs through a sieve,
Put a tablespoonful of butter and one
of flour hi a chafing dish; mix; add
a half-pint of milk; stir until boil-
etig; add gradually the yolks of the
eggs, a dash of red pepper; a salt -
spoon of white pepper and a teaspoon-
ful of salt. Wash and soald the scal.
lops—this may be doue in the morn-
ing. Add them to 'the. sauce, and
when thoroughly hot serve on crisp
• crackers of squares of toast.
In the afternoun leIrs. Rorer took
for her subject, "The After -Theatre
Supper at Home," and showed her
audience liow to prepare the follew-
ing dainties':
Dry Panned Oysters—Drain and
wash the oysters; throw them at ona
into a hot chafing dish; add salt and
.papriat, a little black pepper and a
teaspoonful of Worcestershire, and
when hot add a tablespoonful of but-
ter
Oysters Hongroise—Put into a chaf-
ing dish a tablespoonful of butter and
a level teaspoonful Of papwrica, mix
andwhen hot add a level tablespoon-
ful of flour; add 25 oysters that have
been drained; stir carefully; add one
sweet pepper cut ito strips and a half -
cup of tomato, -Wheu hot adcl. a level
teaspoonful of salt and a tablespoon-
ful of chopped parsley.
Chicken au Supreme—Put one tab-
lespoonful of butter 8,nd one of flour
into the chafing dish; mix; add two--
thirds cup of milk, one-half teaspoon-
ful .of salt, a dash of pepper, and,
if you wish, four tablespoonfuls of
sherry; add the chicken; when hot
sell in the yolks of two eggs that have
been beaten with two tablespoonfuls
of milk. Serve on toast.
'Welsh Rarebit—Put into the chafing
dish a pound of cheese, a lialf-tea-
spoonful of salt, a teaspoonful of Wor-
cestershire, a dash of red pepper, and,
if you wish; four tablespoonfuls of
ala; beat the yolks of two eggs, add
them, and stir the mixture until per-
fectly smooth. Serve at once on toast.
—Philadelphia Record,
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Tako LAXATIVE BRO1VIO Quinine Tablets.
Druggists refund money if it faile to cure. E.
w. GnovET signature is on eraoh box. 25e.
-! I
Woman Plans Labor Reform,
"A thousand dollars a year the
smallest reasonable living wage for a
family of five.
"People are every day slowly starv-
ing to death through small salaries
and low wages.
"Married women whose husbands
work not to be allowed to enter a
business which is competitive.
"Greatest care exercised in the keep-
ing of small boys off the streets at
night."
These are some of the things which
Mrs, Emily Balch, teacher in econ
oinks at Welesley college, and new-
ly elected president of the Women's
Trades 'Union leagae in Boston, hopes
to • see aecomplished.
"One of the things that I am most
intereeted in," she said, "is to see
people get a living wage.
"It will take Sonia time to accom-
plish this result, and it must be done
by organizing the peonle.
"It is peculiarly hard to organize
Women. It is hard to reach them.
Many are only working for a short
time, until they ean get married, and
they are not interested th the organ -
thing of their f(mekm to neetelildieir re-
• sults which may not materialize until
their are in their limes.
"All women xnust be organized, how.
ever. Arid the employers enuet be made
te feel thet organized workers give
better service, bet:woos their organiza-
tione keep them up to a elandard.
The employerRuud be shown that
the organizatione are better for therre
than the lack of organizations.
"After that all thingrethat are just
and reasonable which the workine
man and wonnin need will follow.
"I am a great believer in every in-
dividual giving something to the
world, There should be no vampires
who feed upon tire work of others—
by that I mean the girl who mevely
stays at home and plays the piano.
She is eating foods which others have
prepared and which .,01110 one else
earned the money for, and she wears
clothes which other hande have woven
the cloth for ansi made into garments
and °there' money has paid for, She
feeds upon the work of others and
she gives nothing in return.
'I believe thiet ,every individual
should .give something to the world,
something in payment for the Immo
sities or lunuriee which he or she re-
ceives,
BABY'S- OWN TABLETS
SAVE A LITTLE LIFE
Mrs. T. Osborn, Norton Mills Vt.,
Writes; "I do not think euough can be
said in praise of Baby's Own Tablets.
I am satisfiedthat our beby would not
have been alive to -day if it had not been
for the Tablets, as lie was so weak and
sick that be took no notice of anything.
In this condition I gave him the Tablets
and they have made hint a bright-eyed,
laughing baby, the pride of our home. He
is one year old, has nine teeth, arid is
now as well as any baby can be. He site
and plays nearly all thetime, and lets
me do my work without worry. I would,
say to all mothers who have sick babies
give them Baby's Own Tablets as I dikl.
mine, and you will have healthy, happy
babies." The Tablets will cure all the
minor ailments of little ones and are
absolutely safe. Sold by all medicine
dealers or by mail at 25 cents a boo from
The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brook-
ville, Ont. • •
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CANADA'S FORESTS.
The Dominion Must Husband Her
Timber Resources.
Canada's forest area has been various-
ly estimeted at from eight hundred
million to three hundred. million acres.
The latter is the latest estimate, and
was given by Dr. R E. Fernow, the
recently appoint dean of the faculty
of forestry at the University of Toronto.
He is due of the best authorities on
forest subjects on the continent, and for
years was head of the United States
Bureau of Forestry. His estimate, he
-
thinks, "will cover the commercially val-
uable timber land area, actual and po-
tential." At this estimate the forest
area of Canada is "not much more than
one-half of the commercial forest area
of the United States."
Mr. R. II, Campbell, Superintendent
of Forestry for the Dominion Govern-
ment, givers a rather larger estimate. He
has ealculated the forest area of the Doe
minion at a.bout 535 million acres, divid-
ed as follows: .
• Acres.
British Columbia . , a 182 • million
Man., Sask., Alta. and un-
organized territories .. 180 million
Ontario .. ........ 40 million
Quebec . .... 120 million
New Brunswick 714 million
Nova Scotia5 million
"Inexhaustible" used to be a favorite
word to describe Canada's forests. But
the drop from the old figure of 800 mil-
lion acres to the more recent ones given
above shows clearly that the more Can-
ada's forest wealth is investigated, the
less are people inclined to use that word.
Great as this wealth may be, it is for
Canada to husband her resources, and
make her forests a permanent asset In
order to do this, she must carefully pro-
tect her forests end see to their being re-
produced, that a future supply of timber
may be ensured from them. This would
meau the careful management of these
lands on scientific and business princi-
ples, and these it is that the forestry
movement is seeking to introduce
throughout the Dominion.
With Suitable Apologies.
Once there was a Foxy Ruler who
wanted Two Nlew Battleships.
So he, (need the Wise Guys who
handled the Purse &tinges and. kept Tab
on the Expenditure of the Coon -Wyse
Coin to Loosen UV a Little and Author-
ize him to build Four New Battleships.
The Wise Guys referred his Request
to the Proper Committed.
"Bosh!" exelaimea the Committee.
"And likewise Piffle! He can't Work
Ue for all those High Priced Toys. But
weird lot him have Two,"
Moral: There ie more than One Way
to Remove the Integument from the An-
atom:deal Framework of a Feline Quad-
ruped.
Man and His Sweet Tooth.
"If you want to have that tradition
upset Mout women only having a sweet
tooth," remarked the stenographer who
works downtown, "just go into a quick-
eunch room occasionally ana watch the
men who drink coffee or chocolate with
their midday meals, 1 give you my
word I have seen not one, but many
men put six lumps of sugar into their
one tup of coffee or ehoeolate and then
eat apple pie Oita is fairly covered with
powdered sugar."—New York reed
Most people know that if they have
been sick they need Scoira Smut.,
aion to bring back health and strength.
But the strongest point about .S4cotts
Etrizt/..riorz is that you don't have to be
sick to get results from it,
It keeps up the athlete's strength, puts fat
on thin people, makes a fretful baby happy,
brings color to a pale girl's cheeks, and pre-
vents coughs, colds and consumption,
Food in concentrated form for sick and
well, young and old, rich and poor.
And it contains no drugs and no alcohol.
• ALL DRUODISTSi SOO. AND $1.00.
10+0401044106101.0100016.016.04441.
o
Example at Mend,
*yes," zinded the literary editor, lay -
bee aside his Shiss end gazing pensive.
4,1Is of hie library window, "travel
certainly dote, breaden a men. Look At
Tait."
insurmetettelele Obstacle.
"If you _end your litaband valet gat
along peaceably," said the le eethor to
whom elre. Pneer nee narrating her
grievancee, tehy don't yon seperete And
get a divoree?"
"We have thought of Utah" 0010
Mtn Pneer, wiping her eyes; ebtre legal
proceedingre so dreadfully expensive.
Mr, Pneer thinks it will be money in -our
pockets to keep on living- together."
Undoubtedly.
Tommy—hlamma the KM' conies
down front bearer,'doesn't it?"
Mrs. Tueker—Y-e-s, dear; why do you
ask that?'
Toeuny—rlicard pape thapking the
Lord for it while be wet, shoveling it off
the sidewelks this morning.
Heard in a Restaurant.
"Will yoll have n lobster?"
Ile asked the maid.
"This is so sudden sir,"
The fair one salCi.
--Columbus Dispatele
Like Humans,
Flo—Isn't it queer that lobstersare
always green when they get inte hot
water ?"
Joe—Nothing queer ebout that. If thee'
wcrelet green they wouldret get into hot
water.--Philadelphitt Bulletin.
Regular Weather.
hhhent no vegui-7ar weft. ther dat NiVne:sne.
gettin' nowadays;
"
It's ;leen substitution, dat day's
aged foil to raise,
To keep dis earth a -running' in no cue.
Da regt-°131tfiYvefiettYlileer's what we will be
gittin' after 'while.
—Washington. Star.
Fussy.
Soirie people make an awful lot of fuss
about a man being his own worst enemy
—but why should they 'care 7—Chicago
News.
THE MODERN WAY.
Jasper—Have yew got a nurse for
your children yet?
jumpuppe—No. We have ehaoged
our policy, arid have hired a referee !
No Clew.
Reporter -4 suppose you don't know
whet the senator thinks about this tariff
reform business?
Seuator's Private Secretary—No; no
more than you do. 1 only know what he
-nye about it.
Historical Fragment.
Delilah had betrayed Samson, and he
was in the handnef the Philistines.
"Jut the sawed' he inflected, proudly,
"I 4.21 the strongest num now in. captiv-
ity."
Whereupon he proceeded to wait pee
tiently for his hair to grow long again.
Not Cutting Prices.
Caller—is that the best you .cao prom-
ise zue--a wife fifteen years older than I
am, with, a sliarp nose, thin lips, and n
sour desposition,:
For tone 'le/ler—What more do you ex-
pect? Did you think you could get a
real affinity for a dollar?
Not Well Heeled, Either.
"Clarence" said his indulgent relative,
"your reckless ways and your ceaseless
requests for money discourage and dis-
gust me. Have you UV S011t?"
"Nary a one, Aun 1 Hepsy," answered
her ecapegrace nephew, with a scowl.
"efavelet I told you 1 am on ray uppera?"
The Professor.
The Doctor—it make,s ina proud of my
profession to see that the great men of
science are joining us in our warfare
against disease gernis and all manner of
basterial poisons.
The Professoia—Oh, yes, you've sound-
ed the toxiit of war, all right.
--
•
Standing Up For It.
"tack Jerry," asked his shivering rel-
ative from the south, "why do you spend
you winters in this beastly climate?"
"Why, I like this bradng, winter wea-
ther," stoutly) answerel Uncle Jerry
Peebles. "Besides, thee -the contrast,
you know, enables me to—er—appre-
elate our glorious summere,"
Most Familiar With That Kind.
"Pape," asked one of the little girls,
who had been looking at the advertising
columns of the paper, "why don't you
take us to one of these continuous per-
formances sometinies?" •
"Because, my dear," sighed papa, "I am
running a continuous performanee of my
own. I hese to buy shoes and school-
books fur thirteen children,"
OPPORTUNE.
Editor—The only way to succeed
in the newspaper business is to give
the people what they want.
Friend—Have you got five &liars.
you can let me have?
A Human Failing.
"Pa, what is the meaning of inconsist-
eney1" asked Freddie,
"Inconsistency, my son," ext4ained pi,
'means a man who growls all day and
then goes home and kicks the dog for
barking at night."—Harper's Weekly.
AN EYE TO BUS1NEss.
"Se Gailoy really had to pay Miss
Yerner five thottsand for breach Of
promise?
• "Yes, and now he Wants to malty
her for her Money."
Those Fool Ouestions.
A man entered It drug stet* in It hurry
nue risked for a dozen tWo.grain qttinine
"Shall 1 pat '0111 in a bog, sirt"
the elerk asked. PS he &tented them out.
"(he no," replied the etiStomer, "I want
to roll them honte.°—Montreal Star,
The Succession of Parts.
lei, ()Id One ----ht adopting a theatrioad
r. yOU are entering a touchy and
ofieue prefeesion. Keep guard over year
tee, nee
The New One—Oh, I've felted tett ilia
111 love ample opportneity to thtnn
fore I epailch -Puck.
Ent p hetleal ly.
"Dogs 3-0511' Inteband hoht any (Avid oi.
fie, reed/tint" asked the eenveleer.
"I eliould veer he did t'' itirKtVered the
young nottren. "114 the iniejeetic panel
bigh killemakew of the Arteient end II.
Inettioue Order of Spizterinetuttebitegel"