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.Altau with
clear of water to be cleaowl cox! the son cow
Pein when tbe treaterieue wee (melted, but
now it taloa it very littellY. Twiou the
bas Mooed and pee iormeet la it, 'doh
time to be lanced end cheated raid the treat-
ment reeuined.
It miglit seem tbat it wo 14 difil
or imposeible to keen a powder dm" within
a vreund upon an animal that for so rail&
Of the time remains submerged in water,
but teas b acoomplithee oaafly. Tho Powelee
le pillow in the wound on cotton, the orifice
of the wound beine thee Mugged with ehe080-
cootie, this making- a meg that proves pee-
fectir efficient. When at the end of the
8ocoi4 (lay, as now, the +messing is renewed,
dry powder is found on the dressieg re-
moved. Grimm:41y tale wound in the sea
cow was five and e beet *niches in death; but
now it boa bealea to within about an Inch
of the surface, and there °apnea no rtracon
to doubt that it will in clue •time be healed
onmpktoly.
So this elea cow, which has now broken
the record, is getting elong in every way
very nicely; it is certainly As woU eared for
mid as comfortable here as any sea cow
multi be anywhere hi euptivity.—New York
Sun.
Inhabitants.
There hi no difficulty to the observer,
however untrained, in picking out the
planet 'Viers at the prima time, It is I
Only aeceasary to look south aboat
disc, td
Wight and fieat red, catches Ol
aright Or a little earlier, and the plauct's
eye et once, if the night be clear enoug
for auy stars to be seen at all.
Mare was in "opposition," that is, It
Wes on the naericliari, at true Inidnign
and was therefore visible throughout th
entire night on Saturday, July e; he wa
at his nearest upproach, to the earth
Week later, on Saturday, July 13, whe
he was distant from us less than 38,000
000 utiles. Ile is therefore specially wel
placed for the marlcings on his Bathed
aogry looking face to be watched an
studied.
114 it must not be supposed, write
Mrs. A. D, Maunder in the Londe
Chronicle, that astronomers have beei
evaiting for either of these dates to begh
this season's work on the planet. Ob
servers in England indeed are at a grea
disadvantage this year, as Mars le un
=rally loW down in the south, and it i
almost hopelese for them to expeet to b
favored with clear and steady views o
hitn. It is therefore to astronomers
tropica.1 or southern countries that w
must chiefly look for fresh information
respeethag our neighbor ttis year.
The "opposition" of a planet is utterly
uun
unlike a total eclipse of the s; ther
are lie magic moments elherein rose re
flantee or silvery corona are sudOeniy
unveiled, to be lost agA,in as soon. Ou
only chance of learning more of our
planetary comrades in the solar system
is by the slow and long continued meth
od of watching them night after night
for successive months, through each re
curring "opposition" and little by little
gathering together facts, separately triv
ial, until the sum total is sufficient to
warrant definite conclusions. The pro
cess is slow and unsemsational, but thot
is the way of science. A planet cannot
be boomed like a soap, a patent pill or a
political cry.
And the scientific method has taught
us an amazingamount about Mars in
the two centuries and a half that he has
been subjected to telescopic scrutiny.
Every part of its surface has been chart-
ed; we know it more completely, though
of course not nearly in such detail, than
we know that of the moon; for Mars
turns every side to us and keeps no I
hemisphere in hiding as our satellite
done We may even truly sey that we
know the surface of Mars more com-
pletely than we know that of our own
world; for our telescopes easily find
their way to both poles; neither his
Antic nor his Antaractie regions have
to be written down "unexplored."
But though we know so much of the
surface of Mars, can it be supposed for a
moment that we have learned all that
we xnay yet learn, all that there is to
learn?
This question is called forth by the
controversy that has arisen about the
"canals" of Mars, for the one astronomer
—Mr. Lowell, of Arizona, U.S.A., who
contends that these are really artificially
made waterways—bases his argument on
the assumption that his drawings of the
planet are perfect and could not be ma-
terially changed if in the future wo
should be able to see the planet much
better than we can at present.
It is very hard for any one who has
not made the planet a study to realize
how difficult an object it is and to ap-
preciate at their full value the skill and
petience which have secured so rich a
harvest of faets. Mars, even at its near-
est, seen at its very best, is no larger
than a four inch ball seen at a distance
of half a mile. It would be no small feat
to detect lines under one -thirtieth of an
inch in breadth on such a globe even
with the best of telescopes. Yet the
"canals" of Mars would be no wider than
tide on such a globe, and every marking
of one-tenth of an inch in diameter
would have to be drawn in form and
plane before the little ball would have
been as fully represented as Mars is now
&sown to us in the maps of Schiaparelli,
Lowell and others.
The result is that we find in Mars
some characteristics like those of our
own world, /tome very different. Just as
we find on the rnoon mountains, hUls
and volcanoes reminding us—with differ-
ences—of those of the earth, but fail to
find oceans, seas or rivers, so we know
-111 of Mars that his day is but little longer
than ours, and the variations in his sea-
sons almost exactly the same as with
us though of course slower, since his
year is almost twice the length of the
terrestrial year, We also see that, un-
like the moon he ban an atmosphere,
that clouds form on it and snow falls.
But with these the reseMbIance to our
own world seems to end. Mars has no
means, no great seas; some water there
must be, but it is small in amount and
is not gathered together in great basins.
On the other hand Mars has a feature
unknown to the earth; he has the
"canalts."
favored in their conditions than Mr. 1/3"
well, have already deeeeted so much of
detail alai of irregularity in their strum
ture as to quite remove them from the
idea of Artificiality.
There is no reason for believing that
Itiars Is inhabited ether than that de-
rived from, the supposed artificial origin
. • of the "eanals." Mars has a cold climate;
ie receives less than half the light and
e bent from the sun that tho Earth does;
e And eve get none too much. But more
o important even than the supply of heat
n ts the mns eafor holdhig it in. This le
r afforded us by our atmosphere; but the
, is AO rare at it offers next to 110 hin-
1.1 very friot that the atmosphere of Mars th
d draw° to our perceiving ...every detail of
I the planet's eurface proves thot It must
a be far less sufficienit for Rich a purpose.
n ; Indeed, just as a house with windows
=curtained and unglazed proclaims it-
self to be empty, to it is with it planet,
- I There is a certain modesty about an in-
t! Imbibed planet as about an inhabited
- I house, The very conditions of habitabil-
s ity mean a certain accent veiling from
, outeido acrutiny. An atmosphere such
f ! as ours) dense enough for respiration,
1 moisture bearing, cloud supporting and
e 1 dust laden, such an atmosphere, in a
word, as is essential for life as we know
it, would never permit such a display
; of its surface as "%fans freely offers to
e us, and no doubt the earth appease to
ti IV/ans as Venus appears to us, 11? bright
but almost featureless ball of light.
r I We may therefore confidently relegate
to the realms of fairyland all talk about
' signals from our canal digging upon
- Mars, or that its 'seasonal changes must
be due to the existence of life— and
-1. I not only life but Intelligent and singu-
j laxly efficient life, or phantasies about
- 1 the "Titanic works of it powerful and
co-operative population." Mars is not
, quite so entirely deprived of air and
1 water as our moon, and consequently
is not quite so "dead" a world or so
wholly removed from change. But when
Its fitness for supporting life is consid-
ered this avantage must be counterbid-
! anced by its much greater distance from
the great source of light and heat, and
therefore of life—the man.
At least we have nothing on this earth
that we can recognize as "canals," but
that may well be beoause we are too
;tear to our own world and see its feu -
time in too much detail —we "cannot
eee the woo& for the trees"— but there
can be little doubt that astronomer&
on Venus—if there be any such—turn-
ing their telescopes toward our earth
might very well seo among our chief geo-
graphical features lines as sharp and
, straight and hard as any "canal" that
111... Mr. Lowell rules across his drawings of
Mans.- II we gtant—what is, however,
very improbable—that our atmosphere
is transparent enough to allow our
Oceans, seas and rivers to be diserimin-
ate.d from tate solid land, then beyond
a doubt the Ani.a.zon, the Nile, the Ails-
fissippl, the St. Lawrenee and the great
livens of Asia will appear to the obser-
ver 1511 Venus much as the Martian "can-
als" do to us, namely, as long, straight,
nartow lines—all windings and branch -
Inge will be effectively smoothed out
bee/Luso all sueh irreguladitiee will be too
am.al1 to produce any effect at that dis-
t,ante.
Our terrestrial geography would in-
deed produce ehill avenger features, Over
OM over again we should have the lend
(running into king, straight bare. Thci
tem would. smooth out the Irregularities
In outline and bridge over the gaps,
which were too minute for it to define;
and though the chort of the Earth, as it
appears to Venus, would probably tot
leek quite so much like a spider's web
as does Mr. Lemon's chart of Mars, it
eertairily would contain many stiff teeth -
'near features that would suggeat an
artificial origin and greatly puzzle the
geographer here to identify.
Ne` It is not a mere theory that the
*Er/tightness and uniformity a. Mr. Lo
well's "eanals," from which he arguee
that they are of artifieial origin, are
siMply due to imperfect; seeing. Several
Observer., either more Mori
WISE PARENTS
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Giving Them Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills.
•
The health of the growing boy or girl
should be carefully guarded. During
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the blood becoming poisoned and the
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for the young. 'They never fail to bring
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the growing body. To a reporter of
L'Avenir du 'Nord, Mr. Jos. Provost, of
St. Canute, Que., tells how these pills
saved his daughter Marie from it life of
misery. Be says: "A year ago my I
daughter, a girl of thirteen, was very
weak. She was so ill that I feared she
was going into consmuption. Though I
tried remedy after remedy she remained
in this weak state for several months,
and I began to think she never would
get better. I read of the good Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills had been in a case of 1
anaemia, so got some for her. Soon she
began to improve, her appetite returned;
she grew strong; color came into her
cheeks and to -day she is as healthy as
any young girl could be. I firmly be-
lieve Dr. Williams' Pink Tills saved her
111
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are equally
as successful in bringing those of =dim
age back to health as they are in build- '
ing up the young. They make pure, red
blocd—that is why they banish anaemia,
rheumatism, St. Vitus dance, heart pal-
pitation, indigestion and the secret ills
of girlhood and womanhood. But you
must get the genuine, bearing the full.
name "Dr, Williams' Pink Pills for Pale;
Teeple," on the wrapper around each
box. All other so-called Pink Pills are
imitations. If your medicine dealer does.
not keep the genuine pills they will be
sent at 60 cents it box or six boxes for
$2.50 from the Dr. Williams' Medicine
Co., Brockville, Ont.
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AQUARIUM'S SEACOW.
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Mystery of a Phila-
delphia Doctor's
Laboratory.
When I Was a young woman I was
seamstress in the fluidly of Doctor B---,
who WAS one of the most prominent and
ablest doctors in Philadelphia; his home
was
it three-storey house in Walnut
street, below Tenth, and was built, as
were most of the houses at that tirae,
with a back stairway which practically
cut the house in two. On the eecond
goer was a large bathroom, and adjoin-
ing tide the doctor had a smaller room
fitted up as a laboratory. There were
three rooms on the upper floor, one mine,
theother two occupietl by the cook and
housemaid.
Like most young girls I was intensely
afraid. of the laboratory, and usually ran
past it, holding my breath and keeping
my eyes shut tight; the older women
had told me tales of the grewsome con-
tents of the bottles and jam on the
shelves; of the skeleton of a men hanged
in Moyamensing, of skulls of notorious
criminals and the thousand and one
things that only mean horror to a young
girl. Only once did I look into this
chamber of horrors, and that was on a
clear winter's afternoon, when I had run
upstairs for something forgotten. But
all I saw then was a detached bathtub
which stood near a door on the opposite
side of the room. This door, I learned,
opened on a narrow staircase which ran
down the opposite wall of the house into
the yard.
When I reached my room at night I
was usually too tired to worry much
about what might be going on in the
room below me. One night in the winter
I was even more than usually tired. I
locked my door as usual, fastened my
one window, which looked into the yard,
turned out the gas and got into bed. I
had not slept long when I heard some
one call, alary1 oh, Mary!" in such a
troubled voice that I thought it must
be the oodk or housemaid taken sudden-
ly ill. I jumped out of lied and answer-
ed, "Yes, Pm coming! What's wanted?"
I opened my door and looked into the
hall, but could see no one; nobody was
about on my floor.
I decided I had been dreaming, went
into my room again, fastened my door
and got into bed, determined to go to
sleep at once. I lay with my face toward
the wall when some insistent and irre-
sistible force compelled me to turn to.
ward mydoor. A light was alway
ie
burning n each hall of the house and
there was sufficient coming through the
transom over my door for me to see
clearly all the familiar objects in my
room. As I looked I saw distinctly a
woman standing as though she had just
come through the door, though I knew it
was locked. She had on a white bed
gown, quite short (for 1 could see her
white stockings and black cloth low
shoes), a black petticoat and it little
gray shawl across her shoulders. Her
hair was white and her face was the
most pitiful I had ever ecen; it was pal-
lid and wasted as though with a long
sickness, end as .1 looked at her sh
wrung her poor, thin hands and said.:
"Mary, oh! Mary! don't let them"—
and that was all.
I jumped from my bed again, lighted
the gas and turned to see what she
wanted me to do, but she was gone. My
door was fastened so was my window,
and there was no other way to get in or
out o/ my room. I again went into the
hall, but it was silent and empty.
There was no more sleep for me that
night, and I determined to leave my
place. Next morning I went dowit stairs
about 6 o'clock, and as I passed it I no-
ticed that the door of the laboratory
vas open. Impelled by the same force
videh drew my eyes toward my door the
night before, 1 went to the tub and loote-
d in. And there lay the woman I had
een in iny room. Save that her eyes
vere shut she was as I had seen her,
dressed in the
shortwhite gown, the
vhite stockings and the low cut cloth
hoes with the same pitiful tvhite faoe
ramed in white hair. 1 ran screaming
rom the room, and the cook had to call
he (looter to attend me, for I went into
violent fit of hysterics. •
left my place that day, but I have
lways wondered who that poor soul
*as. The cook said she had died of a
are disease and her body had been
rought to the dodoes house /or dissee-
ion. Was she dead when they brought
er there and placed her in. the tub,
nd did her soul have a tenderness for
he body that had cradled it so long,
nd have a horror of its being dissected?
It Has Broken the Captivity Record and
Hasn't Missed a Meal.
The sea caw new at. tho Aquarium has N
boon kept alive in captivity louge.r than tiby
other animal of its .ales ever exhibited
here. The previous record for sea cows was
ten months and eleven days; this tvet taw nes s
boon here now about eleven months, haviug
been received on SepteMber 5, 15, and it
Is still in excellent condition.
It has never mewed a meal since the day
if its arrival e50ept on two occasions when s
fer brief periods food was dented it for its f
own good. It oats about half a bushel of ,
green stuff dally,*applied ;to It in two meals, '
orioat9a.m.andtIloOtII0r81t2p.fli. t
nee ernes is what is eats. principaliy, but a
it ems also ulva, or bea lettuce, and the
ardinery land lettuce and femme and car -
a
rot tope and celery to,. It mew eel grass
best of all, but it is very fond of lettuee:
give it ell the lettuce it would eat and it r
woubd kill itself by overgenag, Just as a, land ,
eow might kill itself by overeating if it u
got into a cahbago paten.
'rho various green things grow.a on the h
land that a.re fed to It constitute um bulk „
of the eeit COWS food in winter when eel ",
guess is =nameable on account a ice; eel t
grass Is the staple ef its food in summer. a,
It eaight seem that it would be rather ox -
emblem to feed the sea cow In winter ou
Wiorida lettuce aad Beaton lettuce grown .i.
Vliy had she come to me, a stranger?
at that seamen under glass, but as a matter t
of fact it is not.
The lettuee this ted is the trimmings,
the ranker outside leaves Out away by the
whet -teak ea
produce dlt-ea to give the heads
si
a ghtlior eppearanoo for market whit%
trimmings the Aquarium buys for fifty conte
it bushel, 00 that to food the seli cow oft
lettuee or 0eierY bi winter costs really any
25 cents a day.
Tho marine farmer, who keeps the sea
cow supplied with eel erase in summer, has
this season so far mowed an area of fear
acme in a elpot on tho teliores of Gravesend
Ilay; likethe land terrace, he uses a
teethe in his mowing, but unlike the land
farmer he swinge his soythe under tho water,
doing hie rnowing at low tide, when tbe
depth of water oil tho grass Is least,
The col grasa grows in a season to be four
or five feet In length, the tops of it to be
seed undulating, with the movement of the
wester over it, when the tido is high; equelle
tawnier is the sight of it AS it all lies low
and all one way, arawn so by the receding
tide, viten the tide le low; and it 18 0.t that
etage of the tide that the marble termer
esthete eo nmeh of the crop as may be
required for the sea coiv's needs.
Defoe° the preeent euttleg eel gram
for the zee cow, it bee been cut down to
die roots but this scasen in Mewing over
a space, about four inches of the grass has
been left etaeling. In the couroe of two or
three weeles Abe (knees taus left standing
aide five or tie Mem te 118 length by
greeett, reel then this spaeo is cut over, down
to the roots fee a second erop, this seeend
ores) main being found better ad tenderer.
When the see cow was fiat brimmed hero
Iran the Itiorlda, more, in Vieth it wan
taken, it Sled 10 the mew rnet 04 118 body
juzt elear
wound with an nin abo t Urea twat
have never found an answer to any of
hese questions.
Thatched Roofs in London. •
Every cabman knows that there is a
Thatched House In St. James' street, al-
though the name is a bare tradition of a
long deperted roofing. Like wooden
houses, thatched roofs are rare in Lon-
don.
There is a beautiful specimen in Cam-
berwell Grove, not far from Camberwell
Green. Standing back from the street, it
Is imbedded in the richest foliage and
clad in ivy. The thatching is of :Indent
date, Tib good repair and evideatly the
work of a highly skilled thatcher, At
the beginning of tho grove is a very ohl
inn called the Plotiw, which retains all
the main features with which it was in-
vested some 300 years ago.-- London
Evening Standard.
Can You Perriember
eine first time you wore trousers?
+-The first time you tried to smoke?
—film first gal you were in love with?
—The first time you Matted hat?
—Who first pair of long pants eon tielret
--Mho first dress suit you had one •
--The first dollar you earned?
—The first stiff hat you donned
...The first time you proposed to a stelt
—The first time yeu were sent tor milk
and drank nonte on the way Ileum?
....The last time your daddy tanned IOU,
hider—Vhe North nettle:um!' Review.
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The Cheerful Invalid
A.
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11 there is one individeal more 131
understood than another he is probab
the cheerful invalid. Ito is generally
more or Jess popular with nurses he -
cause he IS leas trouble than A growle
The other patients naturally take
him because lie, being so little troubl
gives them an opportunity of being
little extra troublesenie. Also as I
becomes wt.11 they look to bini to do t
numerone little jobs they ean think
which is no light task, for an ordina
invalid, ran think of a bit of things fo
the cheerful inealid to de,
The very term "eheerful invalid" ie
misleading one. The filet is the appfiren
cheerfulness ie a symptmu of itis eon
plaint. The more sick Home people b
eornh the more humorous they seem t
got. I do myself. I remember once lyin
In bed in a boarding house. The reaso
I /ay there on this oceasion was b
cause I was too sick to get up. At la
I heard the welcome sound. of the boar(
Ing mistress coming to see what was th
matte'. Mentally I prepared an mu
ate account of my sufferings. It w
valueless, no sooner did I begin to r
peat them than I found myself utterl
unable to be solemn. The boarding mi
tress talked for a while of eases lik
mine which had ended fatally. Of emirs
I began to think I was practically den
and to feel like anyone would under th
eireemstanees. The worse I felt th
more funny were the jokes that poure
through my mind. The boarding ral
tress thought she was doing me goo
and went over all the sicknesses sh
know which at all resembled mine. A
last she said she'd have to go, and Oa
I was to be sure and come down fo
dinner. She added that she thought
must be starving. I was, but instead o
saying so I made it most witty miner
and had the satisfaction of seeing he
hurry away laughing and knowing tha
all chance of tea and toast was gone.
I've often wondered how I got wel
For two hours I lay in a state of wretch
edness, unable to make up my min
whether to order a doctor, surgeon o
apticiau, or simply save the middlema
and see the undertaker at once. I don'
know that I should have decided o
had I not by chance raised my hea
from the pillow. Instead of violen
shooting pains a.il n as peaceful. Thi
gave me hope. I put one leg out of be
and didn't feel a bit dizzy. Then I stuel
the other out, and at that moment th
boarding misses shouted up the stairs
"Come along; dinner's almost ready."
Spaday mouth .14.11,y Providence rowarit
bon 4s otietnet bee --but hew we do
with that Previdence would give hint to
re for about two hours{
In our perusal of pictorial religiono
works we have hong been pained by the
ongels wearing hair o* faces, We preetune, however, it is be- 1414
obseuee of tt their nir _uNITED misH LEAGUE AND THE
calve men have such it close shave to get
4. there, (!f777 rvi*rrsici
ly
Ireland's Thrting Parties.
Wo have never said one wora against
tit emotherdn-law, We live Inge hone(' •
which contains t f '
Wo ern.
Our office counnande elterful 'IOW of
r' the Wan, cemetery, who:tee the departed
to bill vollectors never return,
e, 1 If sonic folks 'We know ever get to
10 huitches ana tlie other airection,
heaven, all we'll ask for is a box of
het A Jumping match- Was held in town
t bait week to decide which was the great-
„„ est poet, Byron or Tennyson. The num
*e I ate espoueed the cause of Tennyson
r I jumped 12 feet, even; but as the Byrell
fellow got mad and licked him afterward,
a I
t the matter is in some doubt, rind will
be submitted to a board of arbitration.
iTagk'razitniieen.L. Stanton, in Uncle Henault'
o
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SNAKES THAT BARK..
A I
O What Does the Spec's Snake Edi-
r -
as tor Think of This One?
0.
a -
e writes to the New York Sun tho fot-
o lowing remarkable snake ((tory, which
d, I may be of intereet to nature etudente;
e I have been studying it nature story
a • at ohm quarters the last few days, and
s- it is my advice that Mr. John Burroughs
(SI and his distinguished friend go slow in
positive denials of apparent impossibili-
31`. W. Shibley, Shurbot Lake, Ont.,
t tied.
r ) John Antane, my Indian guide, who is
1 78 and looks 45, asked me the other
f day while I was trolling for black bass
k, if I had ever heard a snake bark like
✓ a dog. I looked at John, but Itis face bore
t truth in every line. I replied that I nev-
er had heard a snake bark, and. asked
1. John if he had had the good fortune
- to hear a snake so perform. lie re-
d plied quietly that he had, that a year
✓ or so ago he and several of
n his friends were in the back -
t woods trapping otter when they were
n surprised by the barking of a dog across
d • a swamp. John thought it was it beagle
t hound at first, and his friends agreed
s that a beagle hound was certainly giving
d tongue across that walup.
c But why should a beagle hound be
e 0411)6$ 1110 swamp, John thought, for
: them was no one within a hundred miles
I of them John decided to investigate.
got up at once, and opened the door
"Mrs. leitzharris,” I called, "I'm feelin
better; hil be down at once." Afte
that Ilelt sure I was well again; perhap
it was indigestion, but if I'd said any
thing funny I'd got right back to bed,
because experience has taught me that a
joke is as significant in my case as a
temperature of 104 degrees woulti be in
anyone else's.
I've seen the same thing in other
people. Just so long as anyone is with
them they are as cheerful as their visit-
ors. Frequently more so, because people
who come to see anyone who is rich try
to be cheerful anti always fail. The cheer-
ful invalid, no the other hand, tries to
be serious and becomes at mum frivolous
in everything he says. When the visitors
are gone he lies in despair, wondering
why he didn't ask them for half a dozen
oranges, a plug of Chewing or a book, ac-
cording to hie tastes.
There's a friend of mine who never
makes mistakes of this description, For-
tunately for him, and very fortunately
for everyone else, he is rarely rich. When
he is, he seleits the most comfortable
lounge, lies on it and groans aloud. it
may only be a trifling haulhehe• it
makes no difference. Tie groans and
groans until the household outvies itself
' to do something., to relieve him.
Having brought rein to Ode state
he just enemas in gasping out directions
to each of them and begins groaning
worse than before. l'Ile result is the
supper table is weighed down with in-
valids' luxuries. Me usually first com-
plains about 3 p. rn.h TTe is still groan-
ing when they gather round him and
coax him to it up to the table just for a
e p of ten.
Once up, his recovery is little short of
reimetzlous. In an hour he has eaten all
the delicacies, 'end, in fact, made a supper
a web man might be exeused for boast-
ing about. This( done he plumpa back
exhausted. on the lounge and groans
steadily until bedtime, generally blaming
those who prepared the delicacies for
having made him worse.
Next morning invariably finds him well
again, and at breakfast he frankly admits
he's tired of lying groaning on the lounge
and that that is why he is well again.
Now, that's a sensible way of being
sick. How different the care of the cheer-
ful invalid. People either admire him or
don't believe there is much the matter
with him. Nobody feeds him or prepares
invalids' dishes for him, as they do for
the groaner. Yet I think the so-called
cheerful invalid is the most wretched.
The groaner must think it a great joke
even if his head does ache a little—he
must feel it is almost worth it to see the
fun. He knows what the other man
doesn't know—that a rich sick man can.
not afford to smile when there is anyone
4n the room. More especially is this the
case in a boarding-house.
It would pay anyone to learn te groan
in a heart-rending way. It woeld need
practice, but it would be worth it when
the works were out of order. Of mita,
a person would have to keep a look -out
that they didn't send for the ambulance.
It's only right te mentioh that my friend
watein bis own home, whieli might make
a difference in these kinds of cases.
BILLVILLE PHILOSOPHY.
Whenever thne comes to count out
troubles we forget all our arithmetic and
holler "Thilleittial"
It's our honest belief that women are
angels, but they have worked the wings
off in hat trimmings.
While we were peacefully plowing in I
our field on 'Wednesday last some inis- ;
creant stole our shirt, IAA& was hong-
Ing on a stump near by. That accounts
for our absence from prayer meeting
. Walking around the swamp to the other
g side he crept down to the water and saw
✓ a snake floating on a s.aw log and try -
s ing to swallow a big horn pout. The
- snake was about eighteen feet long, as
big around as a man's leg and ending
stubby at the tail. It was so heavy that
the saw log was almost eubmerged. One
of the horns of the big fish had stuck
in its throat and it was in trouble. About
twenty feet from it on another log was
a larger snake of the same breed, and
this snake was barking in sympathy for
its mate.
I told ,John that no such snakes as hie
described ever grew in Canada; that
they were pythons if anything; that
snakee do not bark and that he must ,
have been seeing things that day. John
was positive that he had seen and heard ,
idm snakes and that his friends also hal
heard and seen. I made up my mind that
John wee lying, taking me for an easy ,
mark. The next day we were building,
an addition to my boathouse and I had 1
Simon mei Rufus Madore to help. While ,
we were at woek John said to me quiet-
ly: 'Simon and Rufus both paw the
alleles and heard the big fellows bark."
was coireborative evidence at close I
quarters. I questioned Simon and Rufus
and then cross-examined them. They told
exactly the same story John had and
eivore there mild not be the least doubt
about it. If necessary I can secure the
affidavits of John Antoine and Simon ;8
aud Rufus afadore to this snake story,
and so 1 am inclined to question the ad-
visability of saying liar before the proofs I
are all in.
1
A Doblie cable: As regarde organ
eateou the situation in Ireland aora
what resembles Viet in Huseitt, Verio
bodies working toward. the slime com
.111011 ella are in. the field and one pul
:against the other, to the detrimeut o
reateal3userit.aiTnhealtatintill-vilioatie feeltuilesii:euredin
that the divisions that have sprung up
in the Nationalist :auks will largely re-
lieve them. of the neeeeeity of fightiog
against the dismemberment of the em-
pire and they are satisfied that the Ohl
dictum of "divide and conquer" still holds
good.
, learn how the United Irieh League
actually stands Ana what its intentions
are the writer 0014 upon Denis John-
ston, who has charge of the hea,dquer-
ters of the organization in Dublin. Mr.
Johneton began by liunenting that the
Sinn Fein party and the National Coun-
ell had come into antagonisna with the
league. The aline of both bodies were id-
entically the seine until the action of
the Parliamentary party mine into ra-
tion, The Kinn Feiners wanted Me Irish
Nationalists to withdraw from Perna-
nient and to head the agitation in Ire-
land, Many strong reasons might be
urged against tilde course. In the flast
place, the party must be in Parliament
et least came Ili the twelve months and
if they absented themealves the country
would be put to the trouble eaid expense
of a general eleetioe.
If they did withdraw Ireland would be
represented in the House by eighteen
T,Inionists, who would do what they liked
with the various Irish interests that are
brought up for discussion, such as the
amendment of the land act of 1903, the
evicted tenants, the education question
and the financial relations between the
two countries. He might say that the
countrv. was practically solidly against
the witharawal ofthe members, Mr.
Dolan, AL P., had expreesed his deter-
mination be resign bis seat and go up
for reelection on the Sinn • Fein ticket;
but he had not resigned yet. He had held
eeveral meetings, at each of which the
people had in the most emphatic way
shown him that they did not &Dace with
his policy. He attempted to address a
thoosand people tbe other day. The peo-
ple turned their banke upon him and in
Ilia end he had to seek refuge in a. police
barraelc.
Asked the strength of the Sinn Fein
party Mr. Johnston saicl•it could not be
given. The two leading men connected
with it were John Sweetman, who was
it grazier in the county Meath and a
rancher in Minnesota, and P. T. Daly.
Sweetman continued to be a grazier,
although one of the aims of the Sinn
Fein was to do away with the grazing
eystem. It was imposeible to say what
the strength of the Simi Fein party is,
but it was a telling feet that while po-
lice' note takers attended the meetings
of the United Irish League they were
never to be seen at the Sinn Fein meet-
ings. It WAR hard to discover members
of the new organization in the districts
in whit+ branches were said to exist. Ed-
ward Martyn, the recently retired leader
ef the society, was tbe first president
of The seetarian body known as the Ca-
tholic .Association. and the prceent lead-
er is Alderman Cole, who is to -day one
of the chief opponents of the same as-
eGelhi'akit417;eleard to the preeent position
of the United Trish League, Mr. John-
ston declared that Aim. the rejeetion
by the country of the Birrell's bill it
has became etroneer than ,ever, it has
1,000 branches in Treland a.nd 700 branch-
es acmes the channel in Great Britain,
while abroad., including America, there
s a meet Auxiliary organizatime That
the auxiliaries are mere ran smitimen-
taI was proved last year by the .W.34,000
ent Ireland, mainly from the United
Stitksed concerning the evicted tenants,
le said that of the tenants who had been
evicted on the plan of campaign estates,
yhere the people submitted to eviction
as a protest, about 98 per cent, had been
reinstated on their holdings, and the re-
maining 12 per cent., who were still out,
ielonged to the Clanricarde and Lewis
states in the County Galivay.
The people were satisfied with the m-
int of the cattle drives, and were confi-
ent that next year the majority of the
razing lands would be in their hands.
During the drives not the slightest
ruelty was ever practised on a single
nimal. The stock were simply driven
rom the grazing lands and delivered to
he owner wherever they lived, and a
•eceipt asked for, Outside Birr, when
he drive was in progress when the
ambs became tired the men carried
hem on their shonlderst and he had even
ecu fatigued sheep carried by the drivers,
file anima's were never scattered or
riven on to tho roads to wander. In
ne ease, in which the owner lived about
ight miles from the ranch, the people
rove the stock to the police barracks,
here they handed them over the the
onstabulary, who gave a receipt. This
roved two things—that the people had
desire that the stock should be well
reated and that they ware not afraid
f the consequences of their actions.
They presented themselves to the police,
knowing that they would be identified.
Concerning William O'Brien, Mr. John -
ton said that the party had cordially
nvited him to return when the 13irrell
ill was rejected and the country had
echered solidly that devolution was
ead, and that nothing but a clear mem.
ure of home rule would do. Before
ejoining Mr. O'Brien would have to east
evelution aside; but lie did not seem
nelined to take this step. Hence his
osition was one of difficulty. Devolu-
ion was still dangled before the eyes of
he people, and it was a strange fact
bat here end there newspapers awned
stensibly by Men Who had no money
ael been started to further the policy.
There the capital for the running of the
eariliee87 came front was one of the mys-
An exhaustive progmmtne has been
repared for the fightiag in the eoming
all nnd winter, when there would be, in
- 12 was; a regrettable thing that the Shin
e. losin party had sprung up te oppeile the
United Irish Letigue and it Was nvere
" nerticularly regrettable owing 'to the
*: fact that the ends Of the two organize.-
tiuns were identical.
The Sinn Feiner:: told the loopier/4
that certain thinge should be done, bat
did not say how they elneald be done.
As for theinselvee, they were always de-
nouncing the Boor war, and Circulated
alithealistime pamphlets at night, yet
they alloW s, memorial arch to be
erected to soldiers who fought in the
war without having uttered a single
word of protest, ond none of them had
ever gone to jail for kis anti -array feel-
ings, The league recognized that it had
a tough fight before it, but it wait pre-
pare:1 kw it. At a league neeeting the
other day in Meath he had lighted a fire
that ha hoped would spread, He had
suggested that when the Irish people
could not get a home manufactured
article they should !Wet on getting ft of
American manufacture, and the euggee-
tion had. caught on in the country. As
America helped Ireland,. Ireland! should
so far as poseible, although ehe wax not
very big, help America,
4 • •
1
ELECTRIC SLEEP,
Use of Current Produces Somnolence and
Anaesthesia.
Some months ago S. Leduc described
how, with ten to thirty volts, and with
currents interrupted 150 to ,200 times
per second, the inhibition of the cere-
bral hemispheres could. be brought about c
in animals, thus producing sleep and a a
general anaesthesia. The procedure had
the disadvantage of producing at first
1
contraction and. convulsions, raising the
pressure of the blood, provoking the
evacuation of the bladder and the in-
testine, and momentarily stopping res-
piration,
' Those disadvantages are largely re -
induced by introducing into the circuit
an inductionless resistance allowing the
operator to attain the necessary inten-
s ty gradually in three to five minutes.
This method requires a preliminary in-
troduction of the maximum electromo-
tive force, but this should be put as low
1 as possible. When the electromotive
• lorce is then gradually raised to the ne-
eesertry figure, the animal passes gently
Iand graditally, without a movement of
defense, or of light, without a cry, and
without any change in the movements of
respiration or heart action, from the
' wakening states Into a quiet and regu-
lar sleep, with a,bsolute anaesthesia, The
dog at first bows its head as if sleepy',
sits down, lies down on its side eventu-
ally goes to sleep without having given
tho least sign of fear or pain.
cl
4, • ire
i
Queen Mary's House for Sale,
From tinie to time most interseting t
historical relies come before the publio t
through the medium of the auctioneer. t
The latest exatnple of this is Queen o
Mary's house itt Jedburgh and some old h
tapestry which 11 has contained.
Jedburgh, *cording to Mr. James p
Tate, had a strong castle at the highest t
part of the toWh, And some of the man-
sions were in the form of beadle houses, P
the defensive character being requisite
as a proteetion against English invaders.
Of these houses the most interesting spe-
eimen now remaining is one in which
Queen Mary lay sick for some time after
her ride of fifty miles over moor and
moss; to visit Bothwell et Hermitage
Castle, where he had been weinitled by
the banditti of Liddesdale. It is this
house for whieh offers are being invited.
The bed occupied by the Queen at the
time of her illness is now at Abbotsford,
having been presented to Sir Walter
Scott. The tapestry 'which covered the
wails of the room is seid to have been
Worked by the Court WW1 while they
Waited for the recovery of their Boyer-
eign.—From the London Daily Neves.
• 4it.*
Biobbs—'1f the most termite(' fellow
I know. He cells himself the Inevitable,
Slobbe—The Inevitoblet Whyt Blobbe
*eat thinks every girl must aocoVt
wEionnle THE MAILS. I
Done Every Pour Years as a Basis for
Railroad Contrects,
The railroads are paid for carrying the
melte on the bask' of a contract running
four years. Once during this period ad-
ditional men are put on the mail care,
whose duty is to weigh all, mail received
and delivered at ettch station.
The figures thus secured are asstuned
to represent ati. average of the amount
of until carried on that route, and be-
come the basis of the contract. Four
years later a new period of weighing is
begun, a,nd the contract is revised in as-
cordence with the new figures.
The United Stittee is divided into four
contract districts, says System, and the
weighing is carried on simultaneously. hi
all parts of a district. The following
year some other district is weighed, and
thus the circuit of the country is cov-
ered in the four-year period
Each district contains several weighing
divisions. For example, in the district
which conirpises the North Central
States, weighings will be conducted sim-
ultaneously in the divisions centring at
Chicago., Cleveland and Cincinnati.
It is m the tabulation and compilation
of the reports sent in by these official
weighers that the system devised by
Carle C. Hungerford, of the railway mail
service, is employed..
"The weighing of the mails for the
purpose of awarding the contract is not
a new departure," said Mr. Hungerford.
"That was pert of the old system. The
mail weighers have cards on which they
record the weight of the mail taken on
at each station on the route and also
the weight put off. Another card records
the weight on the return trip between
the seine points,
"Thie process of daily weighing is kept
up for ninety daya, and the totals must
be footed at the end of each week and
tho end of the whole period. Formerly
each day's report was entered by the
clerks on a large tabulating shoot three
feet long and two lent wide, and figured
had to be totalled wertioally and hori-
zontally.
"The size of the joh osen be mean when
I tell you that the report of just two
trains on a long run /or the period ot
ninety days took up thirteeri of these
large sheets.
"The work kept twe,nty•Liwe men busy
in the Chicago headquarters during the
time of the weighing, and for three
months afterward. Then there was lia-
bility of error in the footings.
"So we developed the pie= of doing
away with the tabulating sheet altoge-
ther. We used the ad.ding inaehine and
make its record strip the 'permanent re-
cord of the weights. Massa el brat
entering the figures on the herge sheet
and then transferring them to the ma-
chine, one man reads the amounts from
the weighing report end another are-
ates the naachine.
"The figures for a week ere kept to-
gether, and totals taken for eaeh town.
At the end the totals are taken for tbe
whole route.
"The cipher in the middle of the col-
umn marks the dividing line between the
columns for mail put off the train and
mail taken on. At the end of the weigh-
ing period the totals for the various
weeks are footed on the machine.
"We can do the work with half the
clerks that were formerly needed. It
takes three montlet to finish. the reports
after the weighing closes. Heretofore
we had to keep twenty-five men at work
tabulating and adding;
number oan do the work."
now half the
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Resignation.
There is no flock, however, watched sad
tended.,
But one dead lamb le tbarel
'There is no &aside. toweeerer defended,
But has ono vacant chair!
The air le full of farewells to the dying. "
And raournmes tor the dead,'
The heart at Umbel. Mr nor children =Ws,
Will not be comforteal
Let us bo petient. Thera (lever* affliCtionll
Not from the ground arise,.
But oftentimes *elect's-% benedictions
ASSU/110 thlo dark disguise.
WO see but dimly thruuch the sahibs and
vatiorm
Amid those earthly dames
What own to be but gui, funeral tapers
May be heaven's distant tempo,
There is 110 deatht What seems ao Is trail.
nig life of mortal breath
Is but a vulnut of the life elyslan,
Whose oortels we call death.
—Lonsfelloit.
4 •
Malicious liusibaud.
She—Did my voice fill the salon, at)
the musicale?
lie—.Apparently—and the dining-rooni
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