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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1906-09-20, Page 6".:•4•44440a440.4v.iso.4.44- , ...;-46rofilii4iiiirs4iosseaunw}Siser +14 --elhi4 110: - . 7•4....li!.t,', 'iAt'A Vitlau.ii lad it That's Inertlyrdi‘ 0,,Irg, ell !Ana. Ilank you? -se elle Ut/NPitf‘lett iv Aeli'1411VI'A'''''eVA • it • • • -- e - e * et hamlet/ hini hie tea. "I must tat we. - unite yen lei of use in inaliing the inside or a house beareble u m notion else. "1 belieee men would do it better if l' tiiiLiil.trt their minds to le, said. Mtts i i‘ 1 e'Snia ouglit u ot to say se, even if you thieli it, returned averard. "It, isn't • fooul. form for a svontan to eun down 1 • wee ten? • "lint I don't run them down," cried Aliss Molten. Then iuterrupting berseIn i tte Mary waft about to take the seat be- , ebb low ---"No, no MS la Mr. ;Hecate 1 tees place." Poor 'slimy fied to Moutes aide of the table. "C•ome by me, tirade," said Uncle Sand,y, "hurtling" nearer the end of the Wile to make room for her. May, yoa »ever do anything else," Everard eoutinued, speaking to Miss Morton. ''You bully all the women up et the Lodge tn rui "Why do livy let, me,. then. They are no weak. I can not belp it." "The apostle saysen" began Uncle Sandy with some solemuity, intending to convey a dignified rebuke, and to say a word hi season. 'Why, you newer do nnything else," ly. "The Alaistle Paul was a man of the world. Ile miglit have an idea or two on the extremely complicated question of feznale character, but the rest are no- where on such a subject! Uncle Sandy retreated in tolorable or- der on the scones, but made no further sallies, "You are really the most contradie- tory creature I ever met, Bertie," ex- claimed Miss Morton. 'You are always railing at women yourself; but, if I say a evord against them, you are up in arms." "In arms. Whose arms? Yones. I am afraid you would give me more of a bear's hug than a loving squeeze." "Well,' cried Kenneth, hastily swal- lowing a lump of shart-brean, and red- dening vehemently with the effort, as also at -the sound of his own voice, "I say that no man is good for much who thinks the world would be worth living in were it not for the ladies," "Brevo, Kenneth," said lefona, while Mary clapped her hands, and Uncle Sandy again essayed to express his views. , "The map wha has na a kindly thochts for the wither that watched ower him ant__ jf "Oh mothers don't, count in Mr. Ever- ard's world," interrupted Miss Morton. "He is so devoid of human feeling, that he must have been hatched by some pat- ent incubator, like the funny little fluffy chicken one see in that window in Re- gent street." "Thank you," said Everard. "I am largely in your debt." "And so you believe In women," said Miss Morton, turning to Kenneth, who had returned, clothed in his best kilt and plaid. "What a nice boy you are. If you are going to live here all your life, it is well to bave something to comfort You.,, "I have a great deal to comfort me." "That's fortunate. Now, as you know the country, I want you to take me to some good places for making sketch- es—picturesque nooks, you know, not wide expanses of country." "Oh, I am afraid I'm no great judge," etc.. ete. • While Miss Morton was exercising her blandishments on Kenneth, Everard was making himself agreeable to Uncle Sandy. He had a business faculty, which told upon his conversation with a kixi-, drat spirit, and the keen old Sootehman was niterested, in his remarks. a "Those fields of your, between this , and the loch, look considerably better , and cleaner than they did last year; and • I see you have a capital lot of cattle on the pasture." fillaierei..V;;;741C"is-=-;;;'--•.---",..:--;-;-.7iNg.:..wic..iLICE-,1J- 4' '4•0:7.7.---,:,-"414.,*, 41,Zr 14/41401A0 .t) be supei-1,,r So thefts -if -FA Japan ••) fl gr:1 rzr1 104 IC OL.YLclilo. TEA Get a Tr:al Packet To -day, eee., tee net lb. At a groeers. tend packets only. leirmette •••••••,44044,4,,•••4•••-•• •0140•44044•14••••••41•44144•404,••••••••••••44.4.104,414.44•041444.4.044 TO11 - •••,•••••••110. • -liskarmarmicas.44044.440414444., "What »eater." be said," if they n ;re 1n4Trubber's parer en the comparative heavenly white they lasted.* marality of the Celtic: rasa. He brine "Ah fire dews net belong to heaven— out some tuitions facie." rather to the other Islam Geod. nigit." "Fates!" Angrily. "Are you sure they "Manta" he meet:limed in a low tette. are inete t1 wouldua be so keen t.o be- lieve what a, mon says against his ain country—a suppose by his name he e Scotelti-mit's an ill bird that fouls its ain neet.'" "Oh, he is a perfectly reliable scieuti- fie man, and he says the 'It's no becoming to argue such a like subject sin' a young lady," interrupted. Uncle Sandy, hastily and severely. 'At ony rate, we are ceevilized euough to ken that." 'Oh, dear mei' 'exchtbned Miss Morton, with some colitempt, "it is evident you "Good-ntghtat she reneated. "team - night Sir John Lisle." CHAPTER Although Mona yielded to Lady Finis - ton's earneet request and remained over the following day, she was really auxi- ous to return home. This passing con- tact with the social strata from which she bad been divorced, showed her how deep was the gulf that yawned between her present and her past. She could not return to Lady Finistoun's set, neither would they that belouged to it pass from are more moral in talk than in action!" thence; she had thrown in her lot with Before Mr. Craig could gather his Uncle Sandy, and with Uncle Sandy she forces to reply, Mona came to the res - must abide. Mona had not the faintest tinge of el`; am sure tea must be ready. Shall snobbishness, but she was realty fond of Lady Finistoma and the easy, plea- sant manners, the tact, and tone of en- loymeut of those who surrounded. her, made a delightful whole, on which she was reluctant to turn her back. She was however, philosophic enough to do so with 41, good grace, accepting the in- evitable without a murneur. During the day and evening which sue- oeeded that hust recorded, Lisle had no elm= of speaking to Mora except. be- fore witnesses—end he grew very in- tempere*1 as time went on. Most of the ladies were out to lunch with the sports- men at a distant point, but Mona re- mained with Mrs. nlenteith, and took a ramble with her, the heir, and his nurse, in the Iazy, sunny afternoon. At dinner Miss Morton cleverly cap- tured Lisle, whose face, under the inflic- tion, was a source of amusement to Mane. whenever she looked at him. There Wag no attempt at dancing—the German attache sang some duets with Mona, and Miss Morton, who had a e,hrill, clear voice—trained to perform extraordinary gymnastics — treated. the company to some French comic songs—a performance wheat so disgusted Lisle that, with an expressive glance at Mona, he disappear- ed and was seen no more. The next morning was grey and soft, and. Lisle, with Lord Pinistotin, started early to stalk deer. Lisle was in. a very bad temper. He was enraged at the smil- ing ease with which Mona kept him at bay, and mortified at being held in cheek by the fair woman who so cona pasatively short a time before had changed color when he spoke to her— whose hand trembled whenshe took ft in his own. Moreover, he was furious with himself for hetviug lost the reins of his self-control, and fallen so much deeper In love than he had been. After all he would get over it again—only he must not en her, or he would not answer for himself. Lady Finistoun expected more guests, and was unable to accompany Alone. on her return home, Miss Morton offered to drive her back to Cra.igdarroch in the pony carriage, and seine time after luncheon they started. Lady Finistoun parted with Mona most effusively, and insisted on her giving a promise to come again; but while neither granting nor withholding it, Mona guessed that in the rueh of new pleasures and. new people she would probably be forgotten. Various important tothings had de- layed their setting out, and it was nearly tea -time when Miss Morton drew up the ponies .at Mr. Cralges door. The old gentleman bad evidently been asleep over a volume of "Metapheesics," which he often took up After dinner. "Here I am, uncle, back again on your hands," said MOTIR, going into the lib- rary. we go into the dining -room? I am quite longing for a "So am I. It is past my usual tea- time," cried Miss Morton. "What a love- ly view you have here! I have rarely seen anything more beautiful, and I have knocked about a good deal." am surprised, ye find any good in the country at a'," remarked Uncle San- dy, with withering sarcasm, as ho took his seat. "The country, the rocks and mount- ains, and lours and setweire well enough. In short, all have the spirit of man, end the climate aro divine," remarked Miss Morton, with cheerful disregard of what any one else thought. This Was so very evident, that Uncle Sandy instinctively felt that he had better leave her alone. "Mona and 7110—WO have wandered a bit oursel's," he resumed, to change the subject. It's verra divertin' to see the differences betwixt diverse nations." "It used to be," corrected Miss Morton; "but, they are all growing horribly alike. When I was last at Jerusalem," she con- tinued, helping- herself to a cream scone, while Uncle Sandy's eyes looked big with amazement, as seen over a huge cup of tea he had just lifted. to his lips—"when I was last at Jerusalem, a very enter- prising German was just going to start a threepenny 'bus, from the Temple to Topbet—convenient, but vulgar." It is much to the credit of 'Uncle San. dy's national caution and self-control that he swallowed his tea in silence, and even helped himself to a spoonful of marmalade, before he replied dryly in the interrogative form— "And how many times might you have been in the Holy City" "Twice. First, when I joined Lord and Lady Huntaver's party, and I was awfully bored. That determined me to travel on my own hook ever after; and then the year before last, when I went down the Danube and by the Bieck Sea to Constantinople, and so on by Smyrna and Damascus to Jerusalem. I only took my maid, and a dragoman from Smyr- na. I enjoyed that tour. I met some very good-looking American naval offi- cers; they were shrewd and amusing. Apropos, where is your nephew, Mr. Craig?" "He is awe' to the loch wi.' Mary Black to fish. He never does much, though, wi' the rod. Hielanders have no patience— they want to be aye bang -banging at birds. I doubt but that Kenneth will have taken the nets. They will be here soon. The girlie canna want her tea." "I like to hear you talk, Mr. Craig," said. Miss Morton, sending in her cup for replenishing. "I fancy your Scotch is pure and unadulterated." "My English, you mean," he said, an- grily. "It is weel known that the Scotch speak better and more grammatteal Eng- "Aweel, I am glad to see your facet" lish than the English themselves,' said Uncle Sandy, cheerfully, "though you did outstay your Imre, Eli, you are looking boanyt You'll be finding it dull and homely here after yon grand hoose, said a.' the fine doings." "I am very glad to oome home, I as- sure you. "That's right; it'a kindly said." esque place. It is completely encircled "Miss Morton is in the drawiateroom, by hills. The sight is something like— uncle—may 1 ask ber to tear oh, like a frying -pan l The city, with "Ay, to be sure. Is Lady Finistoun no its gardens and abundant trees, Ike at with you? She is a bonnie bird:" at the bottom, and. a straight white road Mona explained, and ended by ringing sloping up slightly looks like the handle, end ordering tea to be prepared forth- and leads to 13eyrout." with. "Here comes your nephew, Mr. Craig, 'Pm glad to see you, mem," staid Unele and the young lady," cried Miss Morton, Sandy, shuffling into the drawing -room Interrupting herself—her seat was op - with the help of his stick, and. holding posite one of the windows. "There is out his hand to Miss Morton, who rce;e' another gentleman with them. 1 eeem up tall, thin and somewhat masculine. to know him. Why, it is Bertie Everard, looking, to greet him. "You'll stay and and. he has a rod in his hand. I thought tak' a bite and a cup o' tea," Here be he had gotta with the deer stalkers. NOW tumbled into a chair. semen has been he will expect me to drive him back. a, touch of east in the wind yesterday 'What a beret" ard to -day, and my back and limbs have In h. fewhminutes Miss Bleck eame in, been just aching fearfue You'll feel it bluelung brightly from pleasure at seeing Mona, as well as from =banal shyness. She eame straight to her, end kissed her with quiet cordiality. Kenneth, too, had no 'eyes for anyone but Mona, until he "I am learnin,g a good deal to -day," said Miss Morton, coolly. Mona hastened to turn the subject. "I have always had a great wish to see Damascus," she said. "Is it very beautiful?" "Yes, very lovely. The most pictur- far keener ower in Stratheirlie—eve are •wee1 sheltered here." "Oh it is a wretched. climate every- where," returned Miss Morton with deci- sion. "In another month I suppose all 'had greeted her. civilized people must quit these lett- Th01 Miss Mortcit called out— "How gees it, Mr. llaealister; come tudes." ecneniggedie repeated rude sandy, in; litre and sit by ma. What a prevolcieg dit, sharp key ."iinhy, Scotian:I Is the ramet .• creature you are to be out, when I have teevilited counts' upen tarn!" i taken the treuble to drive ever here." "Oh, indeed! I never beard. tnat i Kenneth colored crinason and explained fit to eit flown to table, after dragging a net, until Le had el:ear:gen ciotees. Then he made isis emape. Everard went me to Mr. Creig. ilerift, cittee seea a faelieacie :enY glad to gee Yon air," be eeld, with 1111417..111 CMIZity. "I have been cont. tatifireepectie respulatitenee" ese, exttnsivo. eieeesinipsien ey mei!. ins to can ea ;wee tate or three times. key, tatti to large au birth- No* I have :Nene my way here et rather retts!" interrapten Mies Merton, , an iiithiitaihe time, Chili here You'il axon" empinseis. eXOtIlie." rude seedy reepee, That A woman "Sit ye decati, elt ye deon," eried tech; a, youtg woman, or a women who eh -sea 1,, FanlY• "Att tinici are ellitetZe----fneei•• • yeung—ia, ssareiter, a fine lady, saieuld kliy Mien food reedy. 'Ming mair cape Live utifiesitatingly uttered etteh 'word and eookiese 'We are not, denuded, though —.absolutely *twined him. the,hoiseetitife has been awe," "Aweel, awes), that's easy 'Ole. For tome welt teleen, Everad Vfft4 A dog a bad mune.' A' that is no ptoven." railer favorite -Uncle Sandy. he returned, feebly, for he knew little °I thought you heti gone with the deer of etatistles, nor wet he relic?' given to etelkere," mid Mona. Whir• what he ditl not like. "In luterided Oleg, but Lisle WU in "X don't. know if you ever lead the , such it Lewdly bad temper. I thought grave isiegattinere" fetid Mitt4 114ortort, I 'Wouldn't vemture. We would have been 444 an Neelevelele air of et ▪ INglie.tail Vert bow* not, *Hit bre:* gel awes menieen, rename:4 leer ' ha and to his unele that lie was not hat and te-settlieg tho feather. "Then it is time yea did! 'Maur wiil ye find a peoe'ie weinetineated, ne hitelligent? 'Miler will ne firang mein 4 !Med ,MaeleS, Oaks, gyea1nieee, AVOid Silver Maples and Polars. • During a seeere etorm in \Wellington, D. O., this summer it is stated that i I probably a thoueand trees were badly injured. The soft or silver maple, •says Arbori- culture, euffered by far the greatest lose, which the Cerolina, poplar, ov cotton- . wood, was also badly broken. Notway maple, sugar maple, all the oaks, Oriental plume, or Eueopean syca- more, honey loeust. most of the conif- erous trees anti ginkgo, were among those which were able to withstand the beating and bentling which the storm mimed for an nour tie two. There are two trees, the silver maple and ine, cottonwood, wideli -ere more papular with the mass of tree -planters than all other shade trec.s of America. Doth have (me fatal qualifieation, that of rapid growth. Losing sight of per. maneney and many more exeellent mute ifieations these tsvo inferior treee are 'dratted to the exclusion of all other tree% Both these trees ore short lived, verv winch diseesed, alertehed by innumerable inserts, while both are serioesly dam- aged by windetorms. Both require mush water and. send their roots into. SOWN'S wells and. cisterns, which they frequent- _ ly destroy, e ea A Few Queer Epitaphs. ' Deneath this stone, a lump of clay loos Uncle Peter Dan'els, Wh 1 I th onth of 'Took offf hie winter flanueis. 4"••".11••••••••• VOil DISTflAb m.0 iir r. (.1:4411: •,,c414 cu. etattiviSe.404zi•ve, -au-. • PIMPLC3 AND ALL LILY': SrOMALit rf:Ottit.4"8. • MCI; 504 if you feel to have lost all energy end ambition; if your heed aches and you bend trembles; if you have "Summer fag and are always "tired," try box of Ol'eansl The result will more than salisfY You. Mies Rogers, of Beaconfield, says :— "I wns run death. pale, Oat of hveath with toast effort, almost too weak and tagged. to walk rpstorod me, .A.as to -day in good health.' Obtainable from ell druggists, 50o. per box 0 ear y n e May, ^^ Hero lles the body of May Ann Lowder, Who died while driuging a sehllitz powder; Called from the world to her future rest, She ought to have waited till it effervesced, Willie Adam's gone from here, Willie's in a higher sphere; Kindly ps.use and shed a tear, Slr or madam, All diseases, every ill, Came to trouble little Will: All we could, we did—but atilt Willie Adam. Quality in Spoons, Knives attd forks HIGHEST quelity and lowest price are combined in Plated Silverwere from Diamond Hall's Own factory. Special attention is called to the following prices for heavy quality • in a richly plain pattern that reminds one of oldoime family sterling ware. Tea Spoons - $3,00 doz. Dessert Forks or Spoons 5.00 doz. Dessert Knives 4.50 doz. We sendufionrequestfree of agave, OLP large illustrated catalogue. 11 Atos Toott0,01. ••••••111•1• The First Bathing Machine. "Ay," said 'Uncle Sandy, much grati- There does not eeem to be much fied. "You see the last twa years I was doubt that the first bathing maohine awe? seeking health and finding .nane. was seen at Margate. England, and Noo 'Mins go better under the. maister's that it was the invention of a worthy ecu, forbyo Kenneth's, and he la a clever , Quaker framed Beale, who placed hie chid aboot cattle and the, like." !hopeful invention on the Margate Beach , "But, uncle, 1 ani sure you are better, it 1750. But it was the old story; the than when I first saw you," said Mona. ;public became grateful after tho item dor "Oli, ay. I do not say that I am no had been ruined by his enterprise. Ins better, but it is verra little. The waters, eueeessees hey° reared the haeseise, mu in yon, place did inc good—I don't deny Benjamin BeaJe's widow hiuld. oititember it; but I am only a puir body after all."‘ in her last days the first family that re- ' "When are you going to let Mona come ,sorted to Margate for the purpose of back to us?" asked Everard. !bathing being carried into the Bea, its a "Ohl when she likes, whtn she likes!" k covered cart. In 1803 Beale's machines . I am not going irom home again, were one of tbe institutions of Margate. thank you," said Mona. "I am conceited It was alarmingly. claimed for them that enough to think that I ant of more use '<they may be driven to any depth into here than anywhere else. t the sea by careftil guides." "And so you are, my lassie, so you 4 - IR are. "Why, we will all be inconsolable, and Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia. 4 • * Lisle will be tearing his hair! Come,1 Love's Coming. Miss Morton, if you have done deluding drive me back to the Lodge." She had looked for his coming as warriors With the clash of arms and the bugle's call; eome, tbat son, of the mountains, it is time to "Why, are you not going to walk r But he came instead with a stealthy tread, "Not if I can help it." Which she did not hoar at all. "Then I suppose we must go to she had thought bow his armor would blazn what day it will suit you to guide me to As il)arinoidtb:odaeljniike a prince to claim his Kenneth. "You will be- sure to tell me this cletigh, at Balmatir. Good-eveting, In the wavelet dim night of the falling night Mr. Craig; I wish you would let your She found him at her side. cook teach Lady Einistoun's how to make those cream scones. If 1 .can find that She _.,db01,,ilreeyamo ed hoW the gaze of his grange, article of Macgrubber's, Pll sent it to would make hereneart to u sudden mow; you. It will enlighten you a good deal." She found In his face the familiar grace "You need not lash yourself," stiffly. Of a friend sho used so know. "It's a kind of enlightenment I &nee She hod dreamed of We coming would stir Wigsat is sinning iigainst light, Mr. As ger osocielial;s it stirred by the wild storm's very well, Mona," said Everard, in low bortorulfgeh; AndCaalm;eace which crowned her lite. Craig. Good-eveniuge t her the bairn of a heavenly "You are really managing the Old IniSer wheeler wife= tone, as Motia Nvent to the door to see her guests start. "You are gathering !tense. I always thought you ess of a fool than most women." Mona thanked him demurely. Kenneth was very attentive in arrang- ing Miss Morton's wraps, and she was flatteringly coquettish. Mary could hardly hide her laughter; then Everara jumped in, and they were off. "That'e a verra remarkable woman," said Innehi Sandy, When they all teas- eembled in the library, where a good wood fire was eracklirtg. "But canna say that she eceme to me a wiselike ane. There's just teething she will rm. put her tongue fre; neither is there ony,thing that is reepeckit ty her. She is ay iaterruptitg an' moldering sunder and wirer folk than hewed'. She has wan. &red to and fro, and seen a walth of iiiaceN but it has no ireproyea her ins telligetice, for when tee mid and dune, elm juet heverin' toupee!" "F.1), Jr. Craig, but you are creel to smeak so boldly of a ieddy that Kenneth is so pleased with, and. who is so taken tip with him," said Mary, with a pretty, eaney "I V) hear nae Izmir almot ter," taid I;rzehr Saratly, drawieg an arm -hair near the fire, and tumbling into it, while hie air*, Welling under the tire4rrine, upliestvea them with a huge elang„ "It elm May here, juee bide gilt, for I want s little *lap to mak' up for Whist that stormy woman brace in upon, and if ye mune just going in the other toom." Ilse young esemilts reedily took the hint, and In the drawing -room held high mieil co , 'The topic under dittetistiort wit Mere's return home. She thought she had been away Jong enough. Dut Mont strongly WRY. , our. to quarrel. T.'his plate look* =eau* urged her reolleinflik Sae* Mee* Wei I—ser to se loottett bei II a Cow gave Butter A Simple Cure for Mies. Pile sufferers keew that Ointments and other local treatmente sometimes relieve but never cure. They don't remove the cause. There is a Ilitle tablet that taken Internally removes the cause of Piles and cures any ease of any land no matter how long stand- ing. A morales treatment costs eine Ask for Dr, Leonhardt's Hem-Rold (a thousand dollar guarantee goes with every cure). All dealers, or the Wilson -Pyle Co., Lim- ited, Niagara Palls, Ont. 4 • 0 LARGEST OF CAMERAS. Plate -Holder Must Be Handled by a Derrick. rio largest camera ia the world, three times as large ae its nearest com- petitor, is owned by Professor G. E. Lawrence, of Chicago, With it seat:rat noted pictures have been taken, induct. big bird's-eye views of factories and towns. It is also used for enlarge,g other pictures. The body of the camera is nine feet four inches wide, six feet high, and, 20 feet long, when fully extended, and in its constructiou over 30 ga ons of lne were used. The lens is 12 inches ra dierneter ana cost $1.500. All moving parts, including the curtain slide, run on roller bearings. Tho focusing is done by two panels of glass, which can be moved to all parts of the field. The plate holder weighs nearly 500 Prninds„ when loaded, and is put into the camera by means of a, derrick. Great caee is used in loading, as a broken plate would result in the loss of $150. The plates are made of plate glass, 8 feet in length by 4 feet 8 mhos, in width, and weigh 200 pounds. In order to dust the plates a limn enters the camera through an opening in the front. .A piece of ruby glass is then placed over the lens and the slide in the plate holder is withdrawn. After the plate has been dusted, the slide is replaced and the man etepe In making enlargements the focusing I is done from the inside and the open - tor remains in the camera during the exposure. In this process the entire ap- paratus is suppoirted. by springs, which absorb any poseible vibration.—Populer Mechanic. "iMPERiAL" PUMPINO WIRDMILL outfit which won the CHAMpIONSIIIP OP THO WORLD agamet 21 Ainerican, Brttieh and oautunan umumfaettnera, after a tevo months' thorouih trial. Made by G001.9. eliAPLItee MUIR CO. UNITED. 'insert -arch Canada. es Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, etc. ell • * Not a Horseless Age. It seems clear from statistics preer it- od in Congress at its last session, while the agricultural bill was under discus- sion, that, notwithstanding the increas- ing use of automobiles and the substitu- tion of electricity for horse -power in street cars and elsewhere, we aro still a long way from the "horseless age." In fact, it appears that the equine trine is increasing rather than otherwise. The aggregate of horses in the United States on January 1st, 1900, stood at 18,718,578, 2 against 14,304,667 at the corresponding date of 1897 Their total value increased from $452,049,390 in 1897 to $1,510,889,- 006. This startling rate of increase in value is no more marked than that of mules, aceording to the same government authorities. There were 2,216,054 mules in 1897 and 3,404,661 in 1006, and the values were respectively $92,302,090 and $334,6130,520.—Leslie's Weekly. Minard's Liniment for said everywhere, 4 • Exercise for Business Men. 444.4.4.4.4.44,4T•••4444444.4.4.4444.444,4444.44.444.44 Pricea and Cheaeneas, Pred Merry of the v.:attn., 'Beach Power Boot Association, was talking about the high prices that motor boats laid automobiles bring, -Per MY Part," he said, "I don't object to these prices. The workmen Is worthy of his hire. Fine things, rare things, would not be fine and rare lf thoy were cheap. "I Onus; the laborer ti a:Naha' el his hire, and I decithe to sympathize with a grocer's cleric valeta °two !mew tu the west, "This young man had a very business., nee scorn for haggiora and bargainers. Ono day a wornau entered the grocery and said: " 'What le the POW) Of your cheapest but- ter? ,Ftighteou cents a pound, ma'am, said the young " 011, that's certainly too dear," Mid the woman. 'Ibwren't 7ou something cheaper?' some soft soap at 6 cents a 'pound,' " 'Well.' said the young- man, we have 4417 IS A )IIIRACLEI" —say Hamilton People Bleeding Piles Cured —after Years of Suffering. nracle-clays may be pat—but the day a saving people from suffering is ever-present. What is more diarening than Itching, Bleeding Piles? Sorne say the only cure is the knife. 'We say, opera&ms aro um:mon:ay. Read this Welt • "Foryears I kw' Piles, width protruded and kW freely. The itching fiain was sometimes almost nratOfkenIsuererso severet wrLZosselom,mnofduy:fiwastr(ri walk. I tried many remedies, but will poor success. "T/is winter, in Mul Yorle--et the Bench Shout. - suffered greatly—was almost combeited to remain in my room. 11, iedseveral remedies—without relief. "0,1 my return home,1 4 4ra Ointment was advised. Insedtt. In only a short time, all the irritation and pain teased. I can now walk with ease and attend my duties as a member of. the Defias intent. "I strongly recommend hlira Ointment toeanyone sajferingfrom this annoying complaint. "Hamilton, March 9, %ciao." (Signed) Mark O'Rourke, z$6 Ifess .se, N. hn't that the sort of proof you want? Mr. O'Rourke is the well-knowu breeder of bull-terrierdogs. Everyone inHamiltonknowshim. Mira Ointment brings quick, lofting relief, and permanently cures the worn cases of Piles, Eczema, Ulcers, Sores, Chafing, Bums and other skin troubles, 500. a boa -6 for $2.50 At drugging' —or from The Chemins' Co. of Canada, Lin:tiled liamilton—Toronto. Look for Use tradernark.-. TALUS MARK REGISTEBED. ••••”••••••••••••/.•••••••••• Liked the Pipes. A Scottish piper wee paseing through a. deep foeest. In th»e rening the sat dowel to take les eupper. He had, hardly begun when a number of hungry wolves, preening about for food, colleetent Totted liana lix selfelotenee the poor raan began to throw pines of his vietuals t.o tihom, which they greedily devoured. When !he had diapeeed of al,l, in a fit of despair lie took his pipes and. began to ,play. The mate-1mi sound terrified the, wolvea, 'Mei& one and all took to their heels and shoe/leered off in every direction, Oes obeervang winch Sandy quietly we- earloed, "oh, an' I'd. kenned ye liket blue pipes sae reel I'd a gie'n ye a pring afore supper. Al • 41,, Minard's Liniment Cures The average city business man with- out physical impediments to fight against can probably get along success- fuly on finch an exercise schedule as the followiegi . 1. Five minutes each day of purely muscular exercise, such as can be talc& perfectly well in one's room, without any special epparatus, 2. Short intervals during the day of fresh tIr, brisk walking, deep breath- ing. This can all be secured in the regular order of tho day's business. A man can easily spend as much as half vThis hour walking out of doors every day. is is for heart, lungs and digestion. 3. The reservation of at least one t day a week for met and recreation, for I being out of doors, for playing genies, ' etc, This is an essential. This is for I both body and mind. A man who thinks -- he can get along without at least one va- mankind would have to cation time a week simply proves his ig- invent milk. Milk Is Na- ture's emulsion—butter i Small Cucumber Pickles, put in shape for diges.1 Pack the washed ceiatcer ibacyrestinweithstonao tion. Cod liver oil is ex- ' giciIceik<iOalierrstiP it hag to be emulsified heavY Plate on top o; tho pieltiee, to keep tremely nourishing, but water '1o43 cover a the roonutrenTalltlluelfighlacyl before W6 can digest it. theitt from floating. Leave in this brine for a fortniglit, etirring up the mem- bers from the bottom eevry day or two. scotes Emulsion At the end of a fortnight, go carefully the encumbers, end throw out all tbtit are soft. I.,ay' the firni ones in it kettle, combines the best oil lined. with grime lerteme, and. sprinkle n, ixffir alm•ii over each layer of rekles. with the valuable hypo- w wateri and put severe thick! the top of PhOsPbites so that it i titeat'lzei.tinifitrecter.6 Peirtvlish °P easy to digest and doess 6h1,iftind eteam gently eforopsinxil oirheeik;ht,i far more good than the intos.w.NrstwiTtearna ;row the euentribers oil alone could. That veliieh has boiled for five ntionfutlelsn= . When pit& in makes Scott's Emulsion jam Have. Veltder e 11 on a dozen blades Of mace, three &wee Meek pepertorne, three dozen cloves, 18 alepice, and a cup df sugar. Pour title scalded liquid hit° thejet's, and zoktia, 4•4, - Faintly Skeleton on View. Slit trornantieelly)—The itohintions keletrm in theft family. He (ebsenthittederdly)—Yet, 1 kiww. *kW isixa batlintit Ode morning, the most strengthening, nourishing- food meth. cine in the world. send for Ira* **molt, ttOOTT ,84 LIMN% Obetnittli Toronto, Ont, #5Oo nd $1.00* MI traggagtill Dandruff. Teacher Should Have Known. (Youth's Companion.) "Now, children, r want you to tell me what kind of clothes the kitty wears," said a kindergarden teacher at her fie lesson. Bead silence. "Why, children, don't you know what kind Of clothes the kitty wears?" The enthusiastic young woman had not anticipated such unresponsiveness, but, no- thing daunted by the blank faces before her, size went tack to the beginning, and tried the gentle art of instilling the right answer into the minds of her pupils by the method of "Well, my dears, does tho kitty wear feathers?" she asked. Then a small boy in the front row leaned forward, and inquired earneatly, but with a touch of contempt in his voice: "Say, teacher, ain't von never neen a cat?" - ••••0•,••••••••••••••••,,,,,•••,,...re.-.*:•wsern•••••••••••••••••••••4' 1)ICTURti POT CAILY5 Is tor Me: 11 frr Cd.'; Ha tor tem all Mt- mrent; ars fur :It ai.serted; 1.600 cnvetopeti 60c and Ceet 1,00 foleKn etamee ?lc. W. et. Meets to. eintee •etrett, Toronto, Ont. Kt's, Winslow'S $uetarpg eyom to.y4 be *Ora :Cr caildriga teetterm. it ',',e0bp tlie 011114. oothes the saute, curse, aeLai colic put to Ole beat et-reetle for We' rhooa. rKfo‘r twvi, OR, Lederer& VEMALti PILLS 41i4.13, U,4c• 4.4,1 IA 1 kb,* rttlar «'7. 10,, 1 W• 1rt41 kVA 13 1 ov,r °Qs lemn, fgt., tuv314.`11, 11.o 1.1,4.-2,3 4414 510 333g33, 0t,•1 W 9'40 itak,a I I,h.o 4tauip ny c:» -f-011. 1%0-:1 310, kl t•rix rviitt4r$4.11,A, 4.4.11104 Or NT* Lie nal" PILL tna., 1Ja 2, enimetcia Mirada. Lapsua Typographicus. eirst Veteran Coeteosttor Thu, here ignorant, reported has, wept and Spelled "victuals" ir 1.t -a.1 9. Serena "Veteran Compositor Well, fix 'ex tip an' shove 'er in. We've Utile- got three miuutes to go to prees. Aud iu the paper the euel, big the story rant "The verdict wee that (-Moose!' came to death from a pistol shot in the v:etuals," • '-4--."---••*.--- ALL EXCRUSION TO NEW YORK. Tickets only $9.00 to New York and re- turn, from Suspension liri•Ige, via Le- high Valley Railroad, Thiredo.y, October 4t11. Tickets good 10 days. Good oa regular express trains leaving Suspen- sion 13ridge 3.50 and 7:15 a. in, 7.15 and 8.43 p. For tickets, and further particulate, enil on or White Roht. S. Lewis, Passen- ger Agent, 10 King street est, Toronto, The Rise in the River. It is little short of astonishing to eeo how little water is required to float, the Southern river steeruboats, a boot loaded with perhaps te thousand bales of cotton slipping along contentedly, ewbere it bay oould. wado ncrossth stream. Not long ago, however, the • ellettee hoochee got too low for eren her Ught- drauelie commerce, and at Gunboat) Shoals a ateamer grounded. As the drink. ing water on board needed replenishing, a dockhand was sent ashore with a cow - pie -of water buckets. Just at this moment a Northern trav- eler approached the captain of the 1.oat and asked him how long he Listeight they would have to stay there. "Oh, only until that man gets Leek with a bucket of water to pour into the river," the captain replied. Presently tbe deekband returned an dile stale wa- ter front the cooler was emptild over- board. Instautly, to the amazement of the traveler, the boat began to move. "Well, if that don't beat thrinderl" Le gasped. The fact was that the boat, touc.hing the bottom, had actoa as a dain, and them was soon backed up behind her en- ough water to lift her over the shoal and Fiend her down the etrearn.--Harperei Weekly. Trouble= Times to COMO. Pronbet BlImund S. IStevens Of WashingtOn says he has discovered the secret of the unt- veree which has baffled scientific, men for all time. He doesn't boast when hs sale: "I just have, that's all." And what to worse, this prophet of evil declares more earthquakes aro eomiug. If you happen to Itve in 1089, when the final general shake- down occurs, you evil' witness all the lutes of all the nations laid low on the, junk heap. Finally, from 2035 to 3114 A.D. the earth Is to be in perpetpual perturbation, but tn the latter year it will right itself to its Up- right poeition and the new heaven and Om new earth then begin. Really, it's worth waiting for. 11141,141.44110•M•1•41M..... A WELL-KNOWN MAN. Minard's Liniment Co., Limited. Dear Sirs,—I can reeominend your elINARD'S LINIMENT for Rheurnatiem and Sprains, RS I ittwo used it for both with excellent results. Yours truly, T. B. LAVERS, St. John. ..•11•111.1•••••••••••MM111•11•111•111100101.11011•100•41.11 The Editor's Lament. (Clinton, N. C., Demoate..) When we see so niany young men svith their hair parted in the !middle and hanging down over their foreheads et ea to obscure every trace of intelLect, and so many young Jaen with their heir all frizzly-frowely and floppin,g around over their fame in fifty different &tedious, we just want to have a say. 4, Another of Roosevelt's Victims, The Bnglish language was eating in ite 'corner of the ring, dazed but conscious. "I corner of the ring but conselouti. 'Butt fools learn » only by their own ex,perlence. Setr whet he did to the Northern Pacific merger, the beef trust, the coal combine, tho Russo- Japanese war, the scrap in Central America, the folks without eltildron and the man who wouldn't eat with a negro. 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