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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1906-05-24, Page 6Of its Absolute Purity and Delicious Flavor OEYLON GREEN TEA is rapidly taking the place ofdapan. Lit3 41 packets only. 40c, 50c and 60c per lb. At all grOaeas, iiISOIREOT AWARD ST. LOUIS, 1004 - ‘,4 Won at Last Bereft of sympathy, life would be but etruggling mese of discordant atoms, without coherence, without harmony. Justice might guide our actions -even gerorosity might bestow its bounty; yet, ueeding that centripetal attraction, hu- man souls would fly further and further from each other. Sympathy, too, is the informing soul of genius. The power to put one's self in another's place -to un- derstand by the magic of fellow feeling his strength and weakness to penetrate those dusky mental centres where lurk the meanness and deceit of which he is ashamed, and by which he is nevertheless actuated -the broad kindliness that dis- dains no atom of humanity, but sees a possible self in the poorest and most fallen -these bestow the faculty of true second sight on him who perceives much, becaus'e he loves much. Mme. Debrisay and Mona were happy together, because they thoroughly understood each other. There were d.epths in Mona's nature, perhaps, beyond the reach of madame's plummet; but there wes nothing in hers to make it discordant. Indeed, the more It was called upon, the more readily did it, respond -as a high-mettled steed an- swers to the spur, or breaks its heart in the attempt. Mona enjoyed the pleasure of answer- ing Lady Finistoun's letter. It was so delightful to be remembered after many days. The last lesson had been given -the last promises to write "directly they re- turned to town" spoken, and Mme. Deb- risay and the junior partner, meeting ac- cidentally in the train, walked home to- gether. "1 do think," said the former, "that ours is th'e neatest garden in the villas; but I fancy the trees are turning a lit- ' tle already." "The green has deepened, that is all," returned Mona. "Look, Deb! Mrs. Pud- diford has put up a card. Mr. Rigden must be going seoner than we thought." "Well, I shall not be sorry, though I must sae the dog has behaved. very well lately. I will ask Mrs. Puddiford to come up after tea. I suppose he is going. I do hope she will let the rooms soon. Mr. Ridgen had returned early, and in- formed her that he had found better and cheaper rooms -that he was going away to the country the next day -that he would take his dog, and would mit return; therefore Mrs. Puddiford might make ont his acoeunt at once es he did not intend to hold any further communi- cation with her. "He spoke that disdainful, ina'am, that I felt choked. like! To lose a good, re- gular paying lodger, and him parting unfriendly, is trying." "No doubt it is, Mrs. Puddiford, but you will have nearly a fortnight's tent, and in that time 111 fincl another ten- ant for you. I have one in my eye." "Well'm and I hope you will succeed, for the sight of those rooms lying emp- ty is enough to give me indigestion." "Whom do you think of Deb? Not my uncle!" exclaimed Mona, when the land- lady had retreated. "Yes, I do, dear. Then I could keep my eye on him and it would give us much less trouble to look after his little wants if he were in the srune house." "Well, really, Deb, I am afraid he would bore us greatly -though it is rath- er unkind and selfish to say so." "Yes, it is, cherie, and I am ashamed of you. But let the poor soul have a bit of comfort., wbile he is in this strange wilderness of a place; it will help him It eertainly is a bad Beacon." "Yes; she will fret a good deal if she does not." And Mrs. Puddiford 'disclosed a tale to get better all the quicicor, and then he will be off to Itis residence in the guided him he could not get." west of Scotland. Peehaps he will return "Still I can not -I will not blame my - our hospitalities by inviting us to stay self. He has forgotten me long ago; and with him next year. I'd like a month as I am sure I should have made lam In the Highlands, and if you will only but a cold, unsympathetic wife, he might. be guided by me, house and land and have gambled all the same, if I had of all will be yours." married him. You are too cruel, Deb!" "House and land. Why Deb, you are "Ah, grand. Dieu! Don't cry, my dar- more imaginative than ever. However., lin'. You'll look a perfect fright, when do as you like. I ant awfully selfish, 1 your uncle comes! and, old. or young, none of them have any feeling for an ill -looking woman. Besides, you aro quite right. If the poor young man was a born gambler, maybe he would have , ado" if they do not suit him we will look for others.' "I will ask him to dinner, certainly; but let us leave the question of lodg- ings to the chapter of acidents." "Mona, I feel a conviction that you should not let the nice old man slip through your fingers." "Dearest Deb, why do you talk as if I believed ho had many thousands to bequeath, which I do not." Mane. Debrisay opened her lips to speak and then closed them firmly, keep- ing silent for some instants. "Well, dear," she said at length, "inity be you are right. I am a little inclined to follow Will-o'theovisps;' take your own way." "You are wise Deb after all,' return- ed, Mona, going to the writing -table, and beginning a note to her uncle. "Of course if he chooses to take the rooms, I will make no objection." "We will go out after dinner," ob- served Mine. Debrisay, "and PR get some ribbon for your hat. You will see if I don't turn out something equal to Madame Isabelle." "I have no doubt you can-" And Mmo. Debrisay glided skillfully away from the subject in dispute. "There's the 'World,' ma'am, just come In," said Mrs. Puddiford next morning. "Mr. Rigden, he have left no address, and I think I need not worrit myself about it BO I leave it with you to look "Thank you!" returned Mme. Debra say. "I dare say there isn't a word of truth in all these papers say but it. am- uses one at an idle holiday time to look at it." "Yes! poor grannie used to read it, and laugh and grumble al the time. It was amusing to hear her comparisons of the present with the past. She was very 0,141e1E4i111.L0.1.....1•011.01.,, °la 6141(1 t ("11V4'.4 °Iek tt1"11. "' NO COMPANY V'ff ULD INSURE etribium g edicine, but awing' to its be. iug swaliowol." IltR. Hy this time diluter had been plac,ed on the tui4e, and Uncle Slimly appreei- ated fried aole) some boiled towl, White ill'iDRIESTION AND DEMLITY D'AD etiece, and a choufleur au gratin,. prepar- BROUGHT HER SO NEAR ed by Mine .Debrisay'e own tute. still DEATIL pretty hands. Ile epoke little while he eat, belouging I 1•••••••••••A to that tutaffeeted class who think (het DILEANS HAMA NOW CURED HER. dinner means eating- not social enjoy - meet. 4i A \',hen he had bad euough, be pushed s‘ Yeav ago no insurllue0 comintuY away his Vitae, alld eitineint at Mme. would grant me It policy, I was so near jac,a4m4, btu, .01i quiet. death; yet you eee how well and stve, ro ly waitnes for hint, vet noted thanks at Bileans have now made 111e." 601110 length, aud then -every deliberate- So said Mrs, E. Scott, of Army Ter- ly took a vial from his poket, dropped 1 FNewport ,Advertiser" reporter. iter Newport, when interviewed by a ' a certain quantity into a glass, addea water, and drank rt. "Ale he said, "I have had a good din-. ner, which is conducive to digestion. Now, expertences provea unmistakably the power of Bileaus in eases where indi- gestion has wrecked the systole, and Mona, what is the ,,,,,,,,i,,,, of that bit debility has crept in with almost fatal eard in the window; is to to say the effect. Continuing her story, she said: rooms are to let?" "They are, uncle." "Then, if they aro not too costly, I will take them, That young man -mild Robertson's son --has not behaved as he should, and it is as well I ehould have my brother's daughter to look after me." ing. Then I began to have pain after "I shall be very happy to do all I can food, and got so bad that eatmg caused for ,you, elude; but you must remember actual agony. I went, to a doctor, but that when my pupils come back to town, multi not keep on with him, as I shall be obliged to go out it great could not afford the expellee of a long deal." run of doctor's bills. Finding myself "Never mind. Pupils or no pupils, you getting worse, 1 next tried a number stick to me." of medicines, recommended by friende, Mme. Debrisay gave a slight nod. and. but none did, me any good. a proud glance, expres...ng, "Didn't 1 tell , you?" most distinctly, striPere • s "I'll look after you, if you will look after me!" he continued. "Whenever Ma- dame will come with me, I will go up- stairs and. see the place." This intention was duly carried out, and Uncle Sandy, after etLeful examina- tion, pronounced all to be "very good." "It would suit nie weel to bide under the seine roof with ye both" (he said "baith"), "and I do not wish to give any trouble. When ye buy for yersers, ye can buy for me. When ye have a pleas- ant book ye can lead it to me, and when I am frailer than my ordinair, she," a nod to Mona, "can read to Inc. Noo, I'll give don't mind, twenty-five shillin' week, for the twa rooms.' "Let us see Mrs. Piddiford," quoth Mme. Debrisay. Whereupon a long discussion arose. Mr. Craig had no objection to be a monthly tenant. "I have let my wee place for two years," he said, 'and. I can bide better here than elsewhere." So after some haggling, for he would not hear of looking elsewhere, he became Mrs. Puddiford's tenant from the follow- ing Monday at the large rent of five pounds ten per month. Uncle Sandy lost no time in shifting "dust before 1 began to take Means I was so reduced by digestive troubles that I both looked and ;felt like a woman whome days WOW numbered. "My illness began with feelings of fulness after meals, followed by belch - "The indigesticrn and flatulence were siueeeeded by fluttering feelings round the heart, which rendered me feeble by day, and prevented me from sleeping at night. I was often obliged to get out of bed in the night tittle and walk slowly about the room till the fluttering subsided. "I was at my worst in this respect, and so pained at the heart sometimes that I was obliged to cease my work, when a married sister told me that his quarters. I Biljeans had done her husband so much Early in the forenoon of the day on good they wouldn't be without them which his week in the Camden Town lodgings ended, he appeared at West- in the house. She persuaded me to try bourne Villas with all his effects. them. c• • l'ttl. ti Tour of HA. 11, Prince Arthur d Connaugh' Through totem sum)..si unT0 Cando. ..sposorsito.....Issonele.Mor The Grand Trunk Management le not at all extravagant, but when they do is thing they do it in a way to leave no d011bt to Wil Ilia it mod In eounee• Lion with the tour of 1.1. R, IL Prinee Arthur of Connaught over their lines through Ontario and Qtatbee• thee' Pra' vide(' for his comfort the most magni- ficent train that has ever been tuesems bled on the Ameriean continent. The train etnlagiod of a (lama Trunk standard baggage ear; the ;Pullman coin - Posit() ear "Vieeroy," emanating e hiatus- ious smoking room, buffet, barber shop and. tiled bath room; Pullman dining. car "Murcia" with its interior finish- ed in richly carved :Flemish oak; Pull- innIgan conipartinent tillii(e'ePltalingt golilin tttiit- tlto train being the "Violet," the handeome private ear built for Sir Charles Rivers Wilson, O. M. G., 0. B., President of the Grand Truuk Railenty Sapient and which was occupied by Prince Arthur and. his equerry, Capt, Wyndham. The entire train wee OM:Ovally light- ed by power geuerated through turbine engines and dynamoes installed in the baggage compartment of the compoeite ear. A telephone system was previded with an exchange in the compartment ear whereby communication can he had by phone from one ear to the other while tram was en route and connection made with local, and long distance circuits at all stopping pointe on the tour, There is probably not another train in the world to -day that would equal this really Royal Train -for comfort, con- venience and artistic beauty. The three Pullman ears were awarded the Grand Prix at the World's Fair at St. Louis In 1004, To give the Prince full information of the country through which he was travelling, the Grand Trunlc provided a series of .souvenir publications of the Royal train that in beauty and artistic merit excel anything that has been is- sued by any railway company in the world. They are a revelation in their typogrophictal arrangement and exoeu- tion, and the descriptive matter is writ- ten in an interesting manner. Among these special books aro primarily a time table of the tour, 6 1-2x0 1-2. The text has been admirably arranged in anno- .tated form, giving names of every sta- tion on the portion of the line traversed by the Royal party,- with descrip tive notes dealing with the special feat- ures of each pktee. In addition to the notes there are columna showing each station, the number of miles from Ot- tawa, the altitude above sea levol of melt town and city, the schedule time at each point and the population of the Revere! plaees. The body of the book is printed on a Japan hand•made paper, interleaved 1 with handsome colored illustrations, It was a curious collection -a battered I ) printed in the .prisma -print process on leather portmanteau, it couple of cash- . I found they were doing me it lot of i tinted satin -finished paper, and includes I ions strapped on top of it; it tin box, good. I persevered with, them, and one I views of Ottawa, Montreal, Toronto, bursting with the number of medicine by one the fluttering sensations at the ; Hamilton, Niagara Falls) "The Irlghlands bottles, lotions, and embrocations cram- i heart, the wind, the pain after 1 food, 1 of Ontario," etc. The edition do luxe of med into it; a large, untidy parcel of i andallthe other symptoms of indo this publication is a work of art, the books, tied with many piecesof twine igestion were driven from my system, cover being a green black Russia leather, lsnotted together; and one inexplicable I and X was cured. I am now well and 1 • i on, the front of svihieh appears the Con- • item -a large, wide-mouthed, brown . strong and an utter stranger to win neught coat -of -arms, emblazoned in the clever. She fiever railed at the differ- . ences which had come about. She evi- dently preferred things as they used to be, but aceepted changes inevitable, a,nd probably improvements for a younger generation." "Alt! ciel!" interrupted Mme. Debri- say. "Listen to this. It is a paragraph among 'What people say' - "Play has ben unusually high for the time of year at Monte Carlo. One trio has lost or won large sums, and the ha- bitues of the Salle de Jeu have, night after night, hung absorbed on the fluc- tuations of their fortunes. One of these is a Rusian prince, well known in fash- ionable circles, both in London and Paris. Another is an Austian baron, celebrat- ed for his theatrical speculations. The third, whose luck at first astonished the oldest frequenters of these famous rooms, is a young Englishman of good fortune and respectable connections 'Mr, Leslie Leslie Waring -whose horse was the favorite for the Derby, and \VMS so un- expectedly bea.ten, seemed to have recov- ered the favor of the fickle goddess, but has since lost very heavily. He shows great pluck, and. is said to await with confidence "the turn of the tide."'" Madame laid down the paper with it sigh. "I am sorry for that poor fellow!" she exclaimed.. "And so am I, heartily sorry," said Mona, stopping short in her task of re- arranging sonio flowers. "Alt1 if lie had a good wife to keep him stranght." "Don't!" cried Mona. "Don't; 1 can- not bear it. And, you are mistaken, Deb; it is not my fault. Mr. Waring told me himself his tendency was to gamble - his natural inclination. He was honest and true, poor fellow! Ohl has he no friend to keep him straight!" "Hum! the friend that could nave am afraid, but I dread that poor Uncle Sandy may spoil our holiday." The following morning brought a let- ter from Mr. Craig, writteu in what had been a business hand, now run to seed, beggared you. Do not think any more and exceedingly shaky. about him. You have done the flowers He had been, he said, exedingly un- beautifully." well, and confine& to the house with a "But I can't help thinking! I really bad cold; that he was now considerably liked Mr. Waring. He had a fine nature better, and propoeed calling on Wednes- I in some ways, and oh! I do hope he is day, first when lie hoped his niece and , none the worse, really -for having met name had escaped. him -mould assiet in "Well, there is no use in troubling her friend -the orthography of whose i me." finding Min suitable lodgings, as bis pre- your head about him now." sent abode AM cold and damp, and most I Mona made no reply, but she did not prejudicial to las peculiar condition." think the less. "Wednesday first," repe.ated Mona. "Uncle Sandy arrived in it "sawb," and "Does he mean Wednesday tiext?-that Mine. Debrisay in her neat black dress will be to -morrow." -elle never wore colors -and a pretty "He will come just in the nick of time," lace cap, went out to assist his descent exclaimed lime. Debrisay. "He is the from the vehicle. A sharp wrangle en - very man for the rooms upstairs, and sued over fi•..e fare, from which Mr. Craig persisteut. and utterly imperva they are the rooms for him. Now, leave everything to me." ous to insult, where "siller" was eoli- th/ie. Debrisay lost no time in advis. cernea..-easee forth triumphant. ing Mot. Puddiford to put the rooms in Monti, who had. been making eauee for . the. salad, according to Mine. Debrisases order, as it was probable that a gen Gelman would look nt them neet clay. recipe, had just placed the salad bowl arm on the table, when he stumped in with "A very advantageous tenant, th,e, tad of it tick and umbrella. Prabliford," ridded madame with some importance. 'Ire is wealthy, but some• Ile stud, !Ambling into a chair tted holding out las hand to Marc, "1 what eccentric. Ile does not wislt to 1,e 1 1 t k • I I earthen jar, a square of canvas fastened. and indigestion. carefully over the orifice. These -a :spare I Bileans tone up the whole digestive Irelief. The coat-of-anas of the Dominion royal colors and stamped in gold in high umbrella and two walking sticks of dif- system, and stimulate it to normal ac- 1 ferent thickness -were carefully trans- j tion. That is how they cure such ! of Canada appears n o p I tho to left-hand ferred to his apartmenta. I serious cases of digestive disorder as ; corner, and the lettering is in gold, mak- - Mona and madame had endeavored to ' the above. They also cure liver ing the tout eneemble a beautiful coin - A French Compromise. • ' t bl female ailments 1 bination of richness, The second and SOAP is better than other Soaps but is best when used in the Sunlight way. Follow directions. SUNLIGHT WAY OF YASUO VInST.-Die the article to be wallted In a lob of lukewarm watert draw It out 00 a wtrbbottiti Fantod, the twat) tightly ever it, Ile particular not to miss soaping all over. '.1111.,N roll it in it tight roll, lay in the tub under the %der, and go on the sante way Until all the pieces buye the $oap rubbed on, anti are rolled up. Then go away for thirty mioutes to one ' hour end let the "Sun- • light" Soup do its work. : NEXT..-Aiter soaking the full dine rub the clothes lightly out ono tva.th board, and the dirt will drop • out; tern tire garment tn. Bide out to get nt the smite but don't use tiny more • e soap; don't scald or but it single piece, end don't wash through Iwo suds. If the water gots too diartdyj proet,t1r4 agiuttlest %int t kaa'hord to wash, rubsomemore soup on it, and throw the piece back into the suds for a few minutes. LASTLY COMES THE RINSING, whiLlt is to be done In lukewarm water, taking special tare to get all the ditty suds away, then wring out and hang up to dry. Lor Woolens and Mans nets proceed as follows : - Shake the articles free from • dust Cm it tablet of SUNLIGHT SOAP into shavings, pour into a gallon of honing water and whisic = into it lather. When just lukewarm, work articles in the lather without rub- bing. Squeeze out dirty water without twisting and rinse thoroughly in two relays of lukewarnt water. ' Squeeze out water without twisting and hang in the open arr. lierThe most delicate colors may he safely washed in the "Sun- light" way. •••—etra, •c:› ere, - eve •e -e••• sqfr ""%•• e-rs •-its ittr,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,t4,11,,,„aterrerstror.lierreistretteroleartatata • ISSUE JNO. 21, 1UOG MISCH. I ANCOUS, eta* 'U Aral\ IN l'tlikl)!A PtiX, Two oigi‘s I yrnr.t ags Par itoellieste 171 lea bll5l)t&t. 10 4 1,1".Y•14 Purely; geel veers to rel•seet Ores eddies* tit wi ;Ltn 1, Mo. 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Your Money Refunded by the dealer from whom you buy Sunlight Soap if you find any cause for complaint LEVER BROTHERS LIMITED, TORONTO contributed some flowers and a growing constipalion, piles, anemia, headache, I third pages of cover contain pockets, fern to the decoration of the sitting room i unpleasant sensations of fulness after in which are inseeted maps of the Grand and flattefed themselves that Mr. Craig food, pimples, and other symptoms of , Trunk Railway System and Grand Trunk "All" he groaned -a guttural "ah"- ' ache, 1 blood impurity, biliousness, sick head- i ae eRailway, P ifi both mounted on white , would be charmed with the attention. 1 silk and bound. in Russia leather covere. dropping into a chair as soon as he had bad breath, spring debility, etc. Equally as rich in design and good . mounted to his rooms. "It's an awfu.' They act as a general tonic, im- way up! I was better on the ground- prove the general circulation, and ta•ste is the special edition of a book on Niagara Falls, though the treatment of 1 floor in yon house." I are a boon to pale -faced girls and weak this publication is totally different to "Oh, I hope you won't regret the women. For all purposes to which a change!" said Mme. Debrisay, politely. household remedy is put Means will the other. The text and illustrations "You will not want to go up or down : be found of excellent eervice. l deal with N'ingars. Fella and its ,environ. , stairs much; and you see the folding ! Bileans are obtainable from all drug- !manta, ineluding a chapter on the elee- I Inc developmen p an i d t I ts on the Canadian doors to your charnbre a coucher make gists and stores at 50 cents a box, it nice and airy." ! or direct front the Bilean Co., Colborne side. The inside of the book is. ,pr nte , "To my what?" asked, Uncle Sandy. I I , street,Toronto, upon receipt of price 0 ' and sepia, the illostaations being tipped. on a vellum laid stook, printed 311 brown 1, dinna understand foreign tongues.' ' • boxes for $2.50. "Your bedroom. You see, my dear sir, in, the whole bound in a Japanese ef- I am half French, and the language I feet, with double pages, and enclosed in —.ea.. -- have been so ion? accustomed to slips Goes off yet remains -an, alarm clock. lust a Few Remarks. a hands,onie brown ooze calf cover, svith make them look neat and cheerful, had rou esflatulence, title page etanuped in getd. In the year l71, when the Govern- ment of Monsieur alders svas at Ver- sailles, and before the National Assembly had- decided whether the new constitu- tion of France was to be a ,menarchical or republican, the Comte de Paris vis- ited the palnee at Versailles. Just ail he WaS about to enter, M. Juice Simon met and recognized him. Bowing low, Monsieur Sin= said with much gravity: ."11 we are a republic, Count, you are in my house, and 1 Amid be delighted to do the luonors, but if we nee a mon- archy, then I am in yew house, and can- not play the hoot." The Comte de Paris laughed and took Monsieur Sill10.11'G ann. "Ali, Monsioue," he said, gaily, "let us go in together." Uncle Sandy gave an inarticulate honest, but he has his peculiar weighs. One hesitates to call ane s grocer dis- Another book is a eouvenir of the Vie- • out now and then.' grunt in reply to this explanation andtoria Jubil,ee Bridge, which ncrw replaces then, looking round.'and s iff n mg v gor- A change of occupation i ve bene- s rYthe old ictoria nebulae Bridge, and ously he exclaimed: ficial - especially for those who do no- which His Majesey King Edward opened " t' 11 I thing. when Prince of Wales in 1860, end the W ia s that I sine so strong? Train up a child in the way he should "Perhaps these flowers," returned Mo- go but it servant in the way she should of ea bridge willich II. R. II. the present Prince ,ales visited on las tour through na, who came in as he spoke, carrying stay. I Canada in 1901. Pictures of both of these, his sticks and umbrella. I It is believed that King Alfonso will have a tuneful life with his Consort royal exirties made from photographs ap- "Ay, no doubt. Just take them away, pew in this publication. It is printed will ye? They are varra unwholesome." "Not in your sitting room, uncle, sure- ly?" said. Mona, sniffing at the idea of the useless trouble she had taken. "I am no so sure; and you must remember I'm frael-varra Ena.-Boston Transcript. oit an India tint coated paper in geen BETTER THAN SPANKING wi . and red, the illustrations being in sepia, th gold border, the book being bound Spanking does not cure children of in a. dark red Russia leather, with the bed-wetting. There is a constitutional Comiaught coat -of -arms and title stamp - frail; it's my breathing •and my cause for thie trouble. Mrs. S. M. Puns - back, and my puir, puir lirnbs" men, Box 8, 'Windsor, Ont., will send ed in gold on the 'front cover. "that just wears and distresses me from treatment, with full instructions. Send Variable Impressions. --in accents of the tenderest self-pity- free to any mother her successful home "It is very trying!" said Mme. Debri- no money, but write her to -day if your "Shall I say that you aro very fond children trouble you in this way. Don't of America, as usual?" asked the press morn till night." say, sympathetically. blame the child; the chances are it agent. Mona unstrapped the cushions, and can't help it. This treatment also mites I "Wait till I have the books balanced," "Thank ye, thank ye, dearle," in a urine difficulties by night or day. adults and aged people troubled with , anewered the prima donna with chortle- teristic business foresight. "If the profits; placed one behind him. "Would you like any refreshment?" Buckshot for the Burglar. are more than $50,000 you may say that I love Ameeica; 11 they are less you more amiable tone. i naked. Mme. Debrisay. ... may say I consider the country very lack- "Weel, I might take a biscuit and a (New York Sun.) ing in refinement." -Washington Star. gla-ss of apollinaris water." A Ione Indiana woman settled the trouble "Water alone, my dear sir? Will you of what to do with a man discovered under not put something in to qualify it?" the bod by getting a double-barreled shot - "I am a temperance man, you see; but gun, ordering him out and filling his legs story would be more the doctors say I ought to take a drisa a 1,:p with buckshot. The im resale° if tho resourceful woman had been whiskey for my stomach's sake." tester. Marriage seema to invest a em - 'I am so sorry! but we have not such man with daring unknown to her alright ale - a thing in the house. I will send Jane intennid.No burglar was ever afraid of an old e - 7 for soma" "London whiskey!" cried Uncle Sandy, Minard's Liniment Lumberman's Friend, very audibly; adding with pious earnest- i _ _ - ness, "God forbid!" Then, rising, he An Empire in Oklahoma. clutched Mona's arm with one hand arid his stick with the other. "I have it (trap- (Kansas City Star.) Oklahome - Beaver, pie in my portmantle, cod I'll just get Three counties in Woodward and Woods -together have an area "Can I get it for you, uncle?" of 11,860 square mites. This to larger than "New!" very decidedly. "I never give the kingdom of Belgium, which supports a my keys to anyone!" With many groans he bent his knees, population of 60:00,000. _ _ ASTONISHED T SPEAK ENGLISH IN MEXICO. leaning heavily on Mona -for the port- Minard's Limited Co., Limited. I was very sick with Quinzy tied thought I would strangle. I used MIN- ARD'S LINIMENT nua it cured Inc at once. a,m never svithout it now, Yours gratefully, MRS. 0. D. PRINCE. Nauwigewauk, Oct. 21st manteau had been placed on the floor - HE DOCTO and managed to unlock it. Mona had stepped back as eoon as he let her go Physician Said She Might Drop Dead lest he should. think her inquisitive; bit at Any Mlle. the heavy lid was too much for him. "The Doctor toll "Why don't ye give me a Lan'?" he asked, querulously. Mona came to his assistance, and the eectedingly mixed contents of the port- rtianteau were displayed to view. rnele S'ently pitenett out trousers and considered poor, or to seem poor • . witistcoate and socks recklessly until he • Ir : I 11131." reached the layer wlere the whiskey - be is sound ;Ina sellable. end will le neat ag'1111, "You are looking better than I hoped botte was embedded; he handed it to his punetual." to see von." she said kindl . or 11V1F1111 it Will 110 niece, and, having thrust his germents itt 5010 Inels lo real lity rooms strnight efi and . 1' ' • ,l'aNe, ben ava..ii had, and 1 in again, locked the receptacle; and, rie• a Ill Van's. Lonely in yon place. Wont: it- ing with the help of madame and Mona, Mrs. Robert Ratonloss of appetite, to nreit-tem of 'Niles Crate's tre,..;Mal ale ae s thoughtful for the siek and tumbled into his -chair again, with malty smothering mid Sinking *ells, and I .1. will foga.';, an•1 lark at them. i N 1 ItPillt, allt1 1 am pleased to take my bit eeclamations of pain. The desired re- eonld not Bleep. mro. Paddifrod.' I dinner At i' 'tlit." freslimen----------1 o, mid then 'Mona "Sometimes I w'ould have in lie down me I had heart dis- ease and was liable to drop on the street at any time," says Mrs. Hobert Eaton, ' of Dufferin, Ont. "I was afraid to draw my breath, it pained me so. X was so nervous, short of breath and dizziness, "they are all it ,llot-der now. ma'ain; it (11iaato eec you?, proposed that he should have the YlOWEI. to keep from falling. My hands and feet but I never lot real dirt lay about." • .) 1 i'10. ni)0. )01a i .i1Y 0‘-{.C.IIII&a. Ital te- `aa'ell, not mud)." "Ay!" said Uncle Sandy. "That'll do naimbness would come al 11111ir.r,41 some time el,settt. When she. iefitosed P7.io feek up the iteellework she had teft and naid, grave. ly- "Mona, my heart. wil`st a lire to :..',1111' 114; 111111 to fel.t• hie hit of din - ver with tis to-nt trritee. and mention that tliere tt..e iiknas te Lt la this house; but "tan 3 o cook : was his text ques- paper, and rest till dinner. would eeent to- go te slee? and a 'sover me,ort of a. fine. 1 am just awfit' weary. Are ye "I began tieing Dr. Leonliardt'e Anti - going to give me it bite the day, as there Pill. From the start X tinproved. X feel is nothing preparit?" mu& atronger, look better, and altoge- "Certsinly!" said Mons. Ozer Anti -rill has made a new woman of "It„ as ottr intention to beg the plea- Me. Kure hi your eolnaany," said tfrae. De- "X int entirely mired." brisay. .,...s.All dealers or the Wilitomlyie Ms (To be continued.); - h.,/' Limited, Niagara Valli, Ont, 604 "•\ tot ,,ee, my &at sir." cried Mine. Ilobris4iy. -the dear eltild beg not 11111031 ()elan Welly of learning; but ehe has it atatut al aptitude which 1 endeavor to cul- tivate." '"Iliata right; every woman ought to cook. Ye see, that's their natural work, Natives Are Learning the Language of the United States Rapidly. It is not surprising that Mulish should make some way southward over the boun- dary, so &ma tipantah penetrate northward, tor the matter of that, but the exchange is not Mali in amount tut the elexteeus eve - grate less and travel leen than we. There aro over 4,400 resident Americans In the Olty TRADE MARK mete -maze. Ointment quickly cures Itching Piles, Eczerna,and other skin troubles. Leo Corrigan, 475 Ferguson Ave., N. Hamilton, had Eczema since childhood. Ho consulted specialias-lay weeks and weeks in hospitals - and despaired of eves getting better. "I thought Mira would be like other remedies I had tried," he writes, "but, to my delight, a few hours after the first aftblieation 1/ell great relief, 11 has worked wonders for me." Don't put it off -get a box of Mira Ointment at once and be relieved. Price 50c.-6 for $2.50. At druggies'-or from The Chemilts. Co. of Canada, United. Hamilton -Toronto. Objection. (Now york Sun.) Weary Witlic-"Ckut yer wipe a ride un- der on auto?" Dusty Ithodee-"Nnw, eat whoro the owner Stays." ; Keep Minard's Liniment in the house. Baseball for the British. (Cleveland Plain Dealer.) • A determined effort is being made just now to put baseball as played in this country on an enduring footing in 'England, Six leading football clubs mot not long ago and organ- ized the British Baseball assoolation. The next thing In order will bo to organize in- dividual clubs and It la stated that a nucleus ..•••••• DR. LEROY'S FEMALE PILLS A sato, num nud rOlabie monthly roots. ton Itopm 11115 alVd used la Frew* for over AN' )eara, atm found invalJahle tor Wu 1lir00o (Ir.Igned, and aro gueree. teed by 11.1 insk•its. Maims stmp tor n;751ed cheater. 1•i1ee it is) p.m I ox of )134:sla51 sr 7flu511, sunray genio.i, on Realm et pees Llii ROY PILL 00., Box 42, Ilarniltoe, Oantelie Where Will You Go This Summer? If you desire rest and recreation, why not trv "The River St, Lawrence Trip?" Folders descriptive of the Thousand Islands, Rapids, montane, Quebec, Murray Bay, Ta-• dousac, the far famed Saguenay fovea eta, on avocation to any railroad or steamboat ticket agent. For illustrate guide, "NIAGARA TO TIM_ sk3A," send six cents In postage stamps irs If, Foster Chaffee, Western Passenger Agent, Toronto, Superb Service to New York and Philadelphia. Via Lehigh Valley R. R., through the Switzerland of America, Fast express trains. Double track. 131oek signals. Pullman sleeping ears from Toronto. For further particulars, address R. S. Lewis, 10 King street east, Toronto, Out. - Tailors, a Word. With You. If the present furor of "distinctive" styles continues to increase as rapidly as It has been increasing for several years a man can wear almost any suit that is less than twenty years old if it Is artistic, well made, of fine material and in good condition, not only with- out 'provoking adverse criticism, but with the certainty that he is as fashionably dressed as though the suit had Just been made for him by a tailor of the thirty-third degree of excollence. When a man can do this tail- oring will probably rank much higher than It does now as an art industry, but as a busi- ness it will be unprofitable and insignificant. Wilson s FLY. PADS ONE PICKET HA.S ACTUALLY KILLED A BUSHEL OF FLIES Sold by all Druggists and General Stores and by mail. TEN CENTS PER PACKET FROM ARCHDALE WILSON, HAMILTON, ONT. Easily Answered. Pat, the faithful water -carrier of the district, was one day titanding oat the river bank when he was aeldeeasea by a r man noted for his curiosity. Said the inquisitive one: "Flow long have you drawn water for the village, my good man?" :".ATel.h1; )'h.oell.rsw arns°;." lorucla do you take in a day?" 'From ten to fifteen, sor." "Ah, yes. Now, I have a. problem for you. How much water art this rate haw) you drawn in all, sir?" The driver of the watering cart jerie,, ed his thumb towards, the river and reeT pli ed : "All the water yez don't see there now, sow." of players who limo) a practical knowledge of the game is at lined. Just what John Dull will think of this latest ettetnpted in- eaRIOn of his tight little Island it is impoa- aible to say. It seems almost too radical a titep to subatitute brioche'', a brisk and 1111 - admit; sport that can be •played to a finish iu two lively Ileum for the cricket, that sometimes dregs its long length through the bolter part of three days, Sunlight Soap in bettor than other soaps, but in best when used bit tho 8nulight way. Buy Sunlight Soap und follow direction& She Thought Not. Prod (atter +Mx months' a.bsence)-"Art you married yet, old man?" Joe --"Not me." Pre,d--"But I thought you were going td marry that weatthy young widow?" Joc,-"I thought so, too, but I discovered tbat oho was also st thinker." I Minard's Liniment used by Physician. 3 Reduced to Desperation. (Detroit Free Press.) MIFJS faMith—Do you think the moths will get into your furs this summer? Mrs, Close -It hope so; It's the only way my husband will ever get me a new sot - Ask for Minard's and take rto Other. • - Some men ean never ftueceed because they are afraid of doing more tho is required of them. .).101."-• . rai g ea IS I a co rtri rhat omelette remedy, Is e positive cure for ell femele diseases. Write for desortotion circular and free enntple, It. S. Manta), itheene, Ont. ...••••••••••••*••••••• .1•••••••••••N r041~033111110004011000b411~VOINWOVIOOMMIVW111.04"0"11**PWWW001"6.011010.0414111 Farmers and Dairymen WI1611 you ragairo 11 of Mateo Mono, to nay nothing about Um multitude of tourists. If tho linguistic movement southward et51- Tub Pall, Wash Bashi or Milk Pao Mimes to be more than the counter Movement plainly the line of Nutria will iteclt swede - ally be Moved. There Is mexiean Mit your grocer for urchin selling fruits or papers along the roll• roads within fifty miles of the 1110 Orando who does not know at lonst Homo colloutl'al riltranem of English. This becomes less out less true, indeed, on ono amnesties south• word, but one is never ratrpriscti to bo asked by some russet-faeed tattordentalion, "You waut the prmer?" 'Iron want Homo frtilt?" and ttnOblsil reappenro more prom nen tly than ever at the mita]. Atrk e. City Of Mexico eolicemen 111sintole English where some eminent butIdtrig Is j and quite probably he win tell yOu. Walk into Any largo shop rind rink for what you Wale and if the Clerk tiore net underatand "Milted States" he will roll NOMA one who demi. Step,. pThe flowing bowl nifty be used oo—r 7t. xtio a 171; v It n work bon, to drown one's sorrow or to oolobrata Orieti loy. 13 B " VS, • E DD • FIBRE WARE ARTICLES You will MO thoy givo you satis- faction ovoi.y tin. TIIEIRE IS NO SUBSTITUTE tnsist011 boing suppliod with BMW'S overy tirrIO. 41101)~masiesesmosismoomodo samssosimsomaissisionsossakersaakswoweAtsoostsaiassesamiiiiimsef