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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1902-10-23, Page 6Vitae neseation timeless, Dr. Bran - Mese the head of tile Stanford goo - MIAMI depertmeet, hies itingelf far aters,y from all things pedagogical to lie4 remote feetneeses of the moontailses and there studies the fortun- e:Jen Of the rocks and reads the life berilterry ot earth in the deposits of the ages. Last vacation lie was in the Sierras. Ile had as his guide a Man Indigenous to the soli, who hail never been 20 miles (rein the scene of his childhood. He looked with much amusement and seem upon Dr. Bran - nee and his assistants and saw nothing in the work that was of ilatereet. To him the students seem. ad more like good men gone daft. One ratty Mr. Branner located an old Indian burying ground. In digging he came upon some choice arrow heads. Witting ,to test his guide's geoiogical as well as his ethnological knowledge, the doctor said: "Elijah, do you know bow these arrow heads came here?" "Greived thar," said the native, with great positiveness. "Nonsense! If you were to take an arrow head and put it on your table and leave it there for a year's time, do you think It would grow ?" "Tain't no nonsense, nether," said Elijah. "If you was to take a po- tato and put it on your table, and leave It thar for a year, do you think it wenn] grow ?»-San Fran- cisco fWove. eterh Of An atateal occur- rence auffers because it is not told by the big, round-faced Woodsvatel avenue resident who punctuates the whole narration. with gurgling& and ohokings that threaten apoplexy. "I started in the lumber woods, and so did Pete,' is his inevitable beginning. "We bath won out and we're both just the same men we used to be, It's the women who turn on the fireworks when you get the money, but you've got to re- member that, they. generally help Make and save- it. t "Way up in the State near where Pete began s htflit a regular pal- ace and hired peonle to furnish it foe him, plain -est and statuary in- cluded, en the hallway there was a the copy of the Greek slave in hohow bronze of a peculiarly light and lifelike colors and Pete used to hang his ulster over it when be hod cotainney. Last smanner I mane him a visit, and the (mirth night I was there the place to,ok fire. We managed to save Mont of It,/ for Pete has an artesian wells plenty of hose and a bell that makes mere noise than the olid style cannon. "When we had drowned the fire we w,ett into the yard and lit upon a neon° that made Pete come with- in an arm of dying from laughter. There was the Greek slave on the Sward, and a drunken fisherman, tears streaming down his cheek,' throwing water into her face. "I guess she's gone, Pete, but I got her out quick as I see her, thee:evert that guilt 'round her, pig her ci,onvn here in the air and been .tryin' ter 'survive her over gime. I'd •like to find the feller. that put them nippers on her wrists.' "-De- troit Free Press. - • - lee 0 o'clock in the morning of the wedding day, in a town in New York State, a poet -officio messenger rang the doorbell at the home of the bride -elect and handed a epecial-de- livery letter to the servant who re- sponded, as the New. York Mail and, .Exgetiesto • It was addressed to else best man, Who had come 400 miles to second his best- friend in the ceremony and was, with several others, the guest of the bride's parented The beet man wee still sound asleep, but be was promptly awak- ened, on the supposition that the letter must contain, somabeing of importance. It did, indeed, nabbing his eyes in an; effort to underetang he tore open the envelope and was astonished to .find a ewt of let- ter paper, with a large needle of the sort Moo always choose whet] emergency compels them to sew., thrust through it, and a foot of doubled black thread trailing its a loose tangle downs tine page. The best man thought it was a Joke, but he couldn't see it and he was about to become resentful when, upon turning the Sheet over, he toned this hastily written note: "Dear Brother : Mother says there Is a buttons off your dress coat. It is in your rihetehand vest pocket, Sew it on," Crawling one of bed. the best Mtn, enamened his coat and laughed tosee that time sithatlion, had been accur- ately described in the letter. "Jura like mother," he said. "I'll 'Wager she lest a whole night's sleep thinking about that confound- ed button,". Later in the day fOur bridesmaids gleefully assisted In -making the re- pairs and /this telegram went to mother: "Buttdo sewed on. Don't worry." i • • When Johann Strauss took his or- chestra to MARDI lie had some un- usual experienees not generally vonelusafed to those who live out- side an nertocratio government. One day he received the Czarina's Commands to play before her au her summer resort, and Was told on ar- riving there that he would have to rehearee his programme three times before thle performance. He begged to know tire reason for that, but no explanation was given him. These were her Majesty's orders, and he could only comply. Still lee astonish- ment grew when he 'saw during the three reheareale an empty court carriage beteg drawn by a pair of hettees skoviel go back and forth in front of his orchestra. Them -getout the final performance time tnyeterione act WAR explained. The Empress, littY111,g ii. sharp at- tack Of gout, eras obliged to recline in the carriage, her foot on di cush- ion, While the coneert took place, and the objeet of the reltearene had been to acculetomi the horses to a full string hand, lea they should take fright and bolt with their mietrees. At the ette of ilet performance an exalted dignitary of the (meet bade fetrauee follow him to hie own apart- ments, Where he conduated him to aplendid grand piano, saying: "N`ow be good enough' to play Me all the netvost Vienna meet." Although he Me greatly fatigued by his three rehearealn and state perforniance Steamer tilt -eight it ex- pedient to comply, but after he lied played continuously for awn* an hear ha Mopped, shying): "I presume that Will be otafielent ?" t AM not at tile tired," coolly, Ve- t joined Iris "Bat I am!" Mid Strauss, and Mee from the inetrutnent.--Pittsburg Deeptinele ' 1,C,P .••••••• "Izz co -no g-tr-R etitio,4 044,2," 440 taglitio gce, ****************4 LOVE'S EXILE. tici,44441414:044444444444. I looked oth of one of the eastern window's at the red sun -glow, in which I took more pleasure then the Londoners, perhaps, because I constd- erect it a part of my Highland pro- perty. To the left, standing in the long, wet grass, shyly hiding herself among the trees, was Babble; went to another window from which I could see her more plainly, and die - covered that her little fano was mugs paler than usual, that she was watching 'UM portico with /draining eyes; in her hand, but held behind her, Was a red rose, that ehs drew out, from time to time, and even kissed, I think she was crying. It Was half-paet six o'clock. I turned away and went back to my friends, who were already deep in a gigan- tic breakfast. From time to' time I trent back, on some pretext or other, to the window; she was always there; in the same place. The fourth time I looked out she was shivering; and her hands, red With the cold of the morning, were tucked up to her throat, red tome and all. I went up to Fabian, who I am sure must have been at quite his third chop, and touithed him on the shoulder. "There's scene one welting outside -waiting for you, I think," said I, in a low voice, under cover of the rich full term of may friend Fused!, who was waxing warm in the elo- quence of his farewell to Scotch ereakfaeta Fabian got up at once and went out. I saw the child start forward, crimson in a moment, and the tears flowing undisguisedly ; and with a choking feeling at ray throat I turned away. "Hallo, why yousre not eating, Harry," ruled Maurice presently. "You must be in love." "Another of 'eine" groaned Fussell. "No," said I hastily. "Tee fact is I bad something to eat before you came down. There was a roar at my voracity, hue their own appetites were too vigorous for them to diebelieve me. I remember clearly only this of our final deportees for the station; that Fabian turned up late, dashing after .nu delve the drive in fact, and leap- ing up on the Norfolk cart beside me- Aud that his eyes were dry, but that the front of his coat, Jost below the collar was wet -perhaps with the clew. Nevertheless, if Edgar had not been behind us, I should have felt ntuch inclined when we drove along the road by the Dee, just where the bank Is nice and steep, to give a jerk of the relies to the left, pitch me artistic friend out into the river's stony bed, and take my risk of following him. CHAPTER XVI. Life seemed 'to move in a some- what slow and stagnant manner for several days after the departure of my guests. I scarcely saw Babble, and never spoke to her, a great shyness towards each other having taken possession of both of us. Mrs. Elimer, upon whom I made a cere. monious call when X could contain my anxious interest no longer, was stiff in manner, haughty and 'im- pressed. She had evidently been in- formed of my opposition to Fabian's tntention of extending les stay, and I soon learnt, to my great 'surprise, that she considered me responsible for the destruction of Babble's first ehance-"and the only one she is likely to have, poor child, living poked up here," of "settling well.' "Oh, said I, raising my eyebrows, and putting into that one exclama- tion tie much sardonic emphasis as I could, while I kept my oyez fixed up- on the can and my hands much occu- pied with nay deerstalker, "and usay I be permitted to learn nowt I have done thee?" . "It is ,ueeless to pet on, a satirical manner with me, Mr. Maude," said the lady with dignity, "I am per- fectly aware that it was you who objected to Mr. Scott's remaining here long enough to make proposals for my daughter, and that, in fact, youi interfered in the most marked Way with his courtship of her." "And are you, ignorant of the fact, madam, that to interfere with a melee courtship is the very, way to Increase its warmth, and that If my interference, as you call it, could not screw him up to the point of pro- posing, nothing over would ?" Mrs. Eilmor dropped into her lap thei work whiter she had snatelied tip on my entrance, and at which she had been stitching away ever since, as a hint that she Was Irrey and Would be glad to be left alone; at the same time being, I think, not Sorry to vent bier ill -humor on some One. "You arc using very extraordinary, exprergions, Mr. Maude," she Bahl !sniffle- "If her mother was satisfied With the gentleman's behavior, I really don't see what business you had in the affair at all." "Do you forget that her father has Made me responsible for the care of her ; tint she is certainly under my guartiranehip and nominally engaged to me." "Nominally ! There Ills. 'To be en- gaged to a man who acknowledges that he never means to marry you I There's a pretty position for it girl, as I've said to Babiole scores of times I" I My heart leaped up. "'You've said that to Babble I" I eehogl, in a tolee of suppressed rage that brought the lithe slender virago at once to rearson. "Well, Mr. Maude, with all respect to eon, tee position is something like that," t lt,s sal I more reasonable. "It IS not at all eke that," I en- treated in my gravest and most mag- isterial tomer. "If your dattgitter dated by any possibility overcome a MT natural rr pugnanc.e ete take for It lisciband thleil an no - *kW, eitivot nit neeldent luta totut° me, I ti test be a limier happier matt than I ant Pier likely to be. hut elite Could net do so; ethers IN such a ghastly incongruity about a mar- riage of that 'sort that I Could scarcely even wish her to do so." Mrs. Ellmer's eyes had begun to glow with the carefully but scarce- ly successful eubdued interest of the match -making mamma. This, how- ever, gave place to unsay disa.p- pointinene ao I 'went on - "All tile same I take an in- terest in your daughter's itappie nees quite as strong as if it were a more aelfielf one, It was that In- terest welch prompted me to pre- vent the prolonging of a flirtation which might have eerlours conse- queaces for your seneitive and im- pressionable little daughter." • "Serlows consequences 1" stang mores] Mrs. Elineer. "Do you mean to say that Mr. Scott, your friend, is a dishienoraltie man?" "No," said I, "I would not say any- thing so severe as that. But I am certainly of opinion that Mr. Scott had no more serious intention than to fill up his time here pleasantly by talks and walks with a pretty and charming girl. Lots of pretty and charmieg girls accept such tempo- rary devotion for what it is worth, • and their regrets, when the amuse- , ment Is over, are proportionately "light. But I know that Babble is not like that, and so I did all that my Melted powers of guardianship could do to lessen the danger." , "But he may still write and pro- -pose," murmured the dismayed mother. "Even if his intentions were not serious while he was here, he may find he cannot get on without hen" • . i wanted to shake the woman, or to box uer ears, amid awe her litsw she bind oared wittingly to expose Item' (laughter -to the maery or hanging on to such a hope us tale. 'I con't then{ it's likely," I mid drily; and questloaln,g my face with armee: in iser eyes, the tratch-maker • tried another trivet. "After all, Mr. Maude, it may have , been for Inc beat," she begun. in conciliatory toile. "It Wad 1, rather tirali Babble, thast was so hot upon this match, not understanding tnat my poor child had any chance of a better husband. For my part, I. doret see that you have any reason to talk about yourself in the devotee - ins; meaner you do, and if you will only trust for a little while to my dipeornaey, and speak to bier wheu 1 give you the word that it's the right moment—" . • interrupted her by standing up suddenly, and 1 can only hope my face did not express what I thought of her anti her miserable diplomacy. "You will oblige time by saying not one word to your daughter oit the subject of me and my impossible pre- tensions," I said aothoritatively, but With a sickening know- ledge that my demand would be illeregarned. "I am sensitive and humble encesgh on the score of my disadvantages, I admit. But 1 ant Dot a miserable wreck of hu- manity who would take what pre- fuliotory favors a woman would throw to him, and be &Wetted, I am a man with powers of Melee that any woman might be proud to excite; and no girl shall- ever be my wits who does hot feel of her own accord, andshow, as an inno- cent girl can, that I have done her an honor in loving her which she is booed to pay back by loving me with all her might." And much excited by my own un- expected burst of unreserve, but somewhat ashamed of having ra- ther bullied a poor creature who, however she might enema the high hand with me, was after all but an unprotected and plucky little wo- Man, I held out my 'hand with apol- ogetic sueekeess and prepared to go. Mrs. Milner shook my hand limply and showed it disposition to whimper. "Doset, worry yourself and don't bother -I mean -era -don't talk to the child. It will omen all right. ;settee hardly grown up yet; there's plenty of time for holf-a-dozen princely suitors to turn up, and what do you say to taking herr Mee a week to A.berdeen and maitrg her some good m-usic lessons? It will distract her thoughts te bit and do you both good,' This tuggestioe diverted the little womana tears, and her face softened with a kindly impulse towards me. 'You are very good, eta Maude, you, really are,' she said la farewell, as left her. And though I was grateful for this amen& I elmuld have been more pleased if I could have felt assured that dm wenid that, in &Mutt of Mg Scott, team ner daughter with reeornmeudations to get used to the idea of myself in time capacity of lover, Of course, after this interview Mat more shy than ever of meeting Babette, rend even Wien, on the see - end evening afterwards, I saw her standees' in the rose garden, appal!. ently waiting for Inc to come and speak to' aerie I pretended not to see her, and after examining the eky as If to make out the signs by witMlt One Might predict the weather of the morrow, X turberi back to fin- ish use- clear itt the drive, nut the (weenie-, atter thot I found on may table a great boWl full of flowees front her own private garden, and I oh the following afternoon, While I was writhies rt, letter, there Noun petteeleg little stepti in the hall and is Ictioek at may -epee «hely door. "Come in," saki 1, freeing that lied gone purple rend the thumping of my heart met south' as loudly no a traction engine in the road outside, hablole Milne I)) very quietly, with a bright flush oil Iter face and shy' eyes, flee eitenie wore NI of tiny wild flowers, nod among- them was 1 One little epriai carefully tied up with ribbon. 1 ht NMI a pined Of White heather this leornine oil ono of the hills by 1 the side of tit; (Sainte' said elm Quickly. "Sou know they eity it is so rare that Rome Highlanders etty It brings them luck." "Wily do you breig it to ete, thee'?" I oohed us etc put the little blotesom on the table betted° sue, "You should keep luee for yourself and not watate it on o pergen who doesn't deserve any.' Site had nothing to say to thee SO she only WM) the flower a little leis') thwarter lee to Intimate that 1 wee to enter lido possession with- out delay. I took it Int one tette* it La tee but:Waikato of my old coat. "It bas brought mo luck already, you see, since teln is the first visit I have had from you. for I don't know bow hong," I *add, looking up at her, Mal stoticeto, at muse with a pang teat elte end grown hi ton days paler and altogether less radiant. She blushed deeply at this, and, sliding down on to tor knees, pat choelrlioahomeaun s rros. Tneta, and kissed the 'Ta -tri, has missed you awfully," I Went ; "she told tee yesterday that you never take ber out on the now and that her digestion is suffering in consequence. She says her tail ale its old grand sweep for Want at change of ale." Babble smoothed the dog's -coat affectionately. "1 floweret been out much lately," she said, in a Joey voice; "there has been a greet deal to del in the cot- tage, and here too. I've been hem - meets some curtains for Janet, reed helping mamma to make pickles. Ole I've been very busy, indeed." " And I suppose all this amazing super -abundance of work is over at last, since you can find time to come and pay calls of ceremony on chance aequaintences." • eke lookedup at me reproachfully: My spirits had been rising ever since she came in, and I would only laugh at her. "I'm sure it is • quite time thche curtains were hemmed and those pickles were made, so that yott can hare a 'chance to go back to Craig. endarroch and look about for those roses you've left there." "Roses I Oh, do I look white then I" And she 'began to- rub her cheeks with her hands to.hide the -blush that rose to them., ' • "Has your mother said anything to you about Aberdeen and time music lessons'?' "Yee." She looked up with a loving smile. I bad turned my chair round to the fire -place, where allege glimmer of Ore Inset, burning; for It was a wet Cool day. ha„bioie had seated herself On a high cloth -covered foot -stool, and Ta-ta eat between us looking from the one to the other and wag- ging her tail to congratulate us on our return to this old terms of friend- ship. The sky outside was growing lighter towards evening, and the sun ' was peeping out in a tearful and ;shame -faced way from behind the raineloude. The girl and the sun together hind made a great illumin- artion in the old study, though they were not at their brightest. "Well, and how do your like the "It Is quite perfect like all your ideas for making- weer people happy." "I'm afraid I don't always succeed very well," This she took as a direct accuse tion, and site bent her head very low away from me. "Hasfnm;ther been talking to you, .Babble ?" " Yes" -as a guilty admission. " What did she say ?" "Oh, she talked and talked. This was why I didn't 11kNto come and see you. You see, thougth I tqld her, she didn't understand, and that what- ever you thought must be right, yet hearing all those things made me feel that I -I couldn't opine in the old way. A.nd then at lest I missed you so -that I thought would dash in and -get it over." t From which I gathered that Mrs. Ellmer had blabbed out the whole substance of our interview, and col- ored it according to her lights, so I ventured: "Didn't you feel at all angry with Me for something I said -something I did?" A pause. I could see notiting of her face, for she was most intent upon making a beautifully straight part- ing with my ink -stained red Ivory paheopder.-knife down the back of Ta-ta's "I had no right to 1313 angry," she gild at last, he a quivering voice, "anti besides -I a.m afraid -that evlsat god say will come true.!' And the tears began to fall upon her busy fingers. I put may hand very gently upon her brown hair and contd feel the thrill eent through her tviviele frame by It valiant struggle to repress anotutburst of grief. "You are afraid thee that--" And I waited. "That he will never think of me again," she sobbed; and .unable any longer to repress her feelings, she Sat at my feee for some minutes quietly crying. I hoped -that the distress which could find thie childlike outlet -would be only a tranelent one, and I thought It beet for her to let her tears float* unrestrainedly, as I Was sure she had no chance of doing tinder the sharp. maternal eyes. I continued to smooth her hair sytn- terethetioally nail by n great ef- fort she conquered herself and dried her eyes. "I am. a great baby," she said in- dignantly; "as if I could hope that a very clever accomplished man, whom all the world is talking about, would be able to remember an ignor- ant girl like me, when onte be had got back to London." "Well and you mutt pull yourself together and forget him," I said -I hope get savagely. , Hut there came a greet Change over her face, and she said almost solemn- ly- "No, I don't want to hie that - evenif I could. I want to remember all he told utel obont are, and about ideale, and so become an accomplished woman so that zany meet him some (My, and he may be quite proud that it teas be who bemired Wes") Se Mr. Scott lead knosve 110w, by a little drunk and plausibility, and by deliberately playing Import Ivor emo- tions, to crown my work And to ap- propriate to himself the credit alai reward of it ail. , Bet after Mita enthusiastic) declar- ation the light faded audit out of her -sensitive face, ht seems Betels a long, long thus to wait before that can happen," she said mournfully. And a remarkably poor otenbition to live upon, I thought to myself. "A -ad do you think Mr. Scott's ap- irobation- IS worth' troubling your head about if, after all his oaths - sinew about you, lie forgets you us S0011, as your are out of his sight?" I asked rather bitterly. Cut at this suggestion, were- epontling so exactly with her own fears, she almorit ben() down again. It Wan lit, it broken voice that elm tnewered- "I can't think !Melly ithout him ; When I do it only makes isse Meek my heart afterwardehind I long to reee tint to ask hie pardon for being so marsh. Ile wits formil of Mc While me Were here, f eat -rising expect more than that of such a clever man. And se hue sent me one hetet-rued prollape-1 hope --110 will send me another before long." IPi hoe written to you e" (To be Continued.) 1.1 SEVEN MRS IN BED Tbis WilifilldefLttiCe Vou set,rde FS on the riio4 Nothing Like It late lever been heard Newfoundland, whore the Storey comes teem it. hes Created profound Sensotion. Kietfer& Cove, New Bay, Newfound-- 1,111itiVi IsOlcitidt1,-Iralsweiltaele.n11410S%aulhic;: aroused by the most miraculous cure of a men zoosted eheeph noon. For eight years that man Lund been milling and• los Befell years of this time ite Was tillable to work, He had Sack Ache and Kidney Complaint; in fact, ale was all pains and melee. Ile Ima been treated from time to time by several dootors, and although be always carefully attended to Weir Several preecriptioms, exactly as or- dered by them, he got no relief, but Was elowly growing worse. Finally he went to the hospital where he remained for isevea montlia, only to bo sent home as an incur- able cage. He has tried eveey remedy he could hear of, electric belts, liniments, oils and other reedielnest but all a no elo one ever thought he could ever be well again. However, one day he picked up a newspaper containing au account of bow Mr. Ritbard Quirk, of Fortune Harbor, had been cured of Lumeago by Merles Kidney Pills. After read- ing this Mr. Boon made up his nand to 'try this remedy, and at once began a treatment. Re used altogether • twenty-one boxes before lie was able to go to work again, but now he he ablo to attend to lee daily duties as strong and vigorous as any man along the coast. lelh Boon is a fisherman and is at presenting withno t ehrigouagghedt wahta tlobster r h hits old time Back Ache and other pains, The people here regard this cure as little short of miraculous. A Vicious Habit. (Philadelphia Record.) • Wigwag -That man over there hum been married four times. Olilbaell-Wea, I suppose there are men with an abnormal craving for excitement. i . Minard's Liniment cures Burns, etc. A relapse, little girl was spending the summer at a .fashicinable watering place and one meriting as she played upon the veranda of the hotel where her mother was stop- ping she hemorel a lengthy conver- sation upon the fashions of the day and the absolute necessity of stylishness in dgess .if one- hoped to be a, success in society.. One lady went so far as to say that sty1- islinese was far mons important than beauty. . That night as the child said her usual prayer, she added, witlegreat earn.eetiness, "And, 0, dear Lord, do please make me etelisle"-July Lippinceat's Magazine. A BOON TO HORSEMEN -One bottle of English Spayln Liniment completely removed a curb from my horse. I take pleasure in recommending the remedy, as it acts with mysterious promptness In the removal from horses of hard, soft or calloused lumps, blood spavie, splints, curbs, evreeny, stifles and sprains. GEORGE 11.013D, Farmer, Markham, Ont. 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The tea may be served with the cloves in it, or, if one Is !fastidious about its appearance, the :one cup may be poured into another through the silver strainer and the cloves removed, need lemon as to be us -ed svitit this tea, and the min- gling of time flavors. .is delicious. Nothing to Equal it. Everyone has heard of et. Jacobs 01, for rheumatism, strains, bruises, leMe back, and all muscular aches anti pains, but few know that there is nothing to equal it for relieving aching feet, troublesome corns, nail for softening the hareh, callous skin which frequently forms on the soles of the; feet. Anyone suffering from sensitive spots en the toes, sides of the feet, or betweeh the toes, Mould rttle a little et. Jacobs Oil on time sore spot every night. The Imme- diate tend obtained is simply won- derful) No houselited should be without St. Jacobs 011. It will be wanted after cricket, atter tennis, utter a day's boating ; in fact, it Is the athlete's friend. Ali chemists sell St. Jacob e Oil and a 50 cent bettle irt sufficient to prove beyond a doubt the above statements. A lilliteult Oise. I One night at supper my little bro- th's Was eating an apple. Suddenly he lifted op his eyee and timid: "If giant ate a little boy, how loon Weald lie come :to 'UM Wee?" INet You Cannot Sell "any old thing" merely by advertising. Maur lintmente are itdvertIsed. Only one, Perry Davie' Pninkilicr, lute stood the test of sixty years. To -day It Is more popular than ever. 25 and 00 cent. Otherwiee if Imaged. ettidge-DO you thtnat the MInieter Offended any Of his congregation by Weed; he *take alxsat Sunday golf.? Marjorie -Of 00-drse not. Nobody Weo plays golf was there. TO ()tittle A 00E10 IN Ogle DAY Tees Latntive Brom° Quinine Teblets, .411 dtsiggists rerund the money ir it falls to enre. E. W. Grove's signature !son each box, Neve York tientrel end itudgin Weer ttatiread. The above name is a lioneeliold word and the littpetlor est ellence of the i mu! &multi be sufficient to attract most people, but now itliat the rate lis the mune to New 'York and • Pointe enst iiii by Untie 1111lie no filrtliet Vii• ' e01111111•114111 foil SWAIM lie eeught. Every. body wilt ten you ills the beet. A PUZZLED ITALIAN. oldiot, Want blrense to Block Boots With o Choir. Soaking wet, and terienibling a eat that had been thrown into the river and then pulled out, a sad - (aced Italian visited tile My no yesterday and asked to see the Mayor. When told that the Mayor' did not come to his office On Sun- day, the italien explained that he wanted to see the Mayor to nave hie bootblack Ikons° straightened out. "Poeta hear ten men make fun On data liege," he said. "Dein, Ib- sen' reed ilea danin fool. Data noon' say for blaelm, boots with one -a chair, I not Mackie boots whit a clear, What's se mat' with data Mayor? lie wauta miter) fun me ?" The watchman in the City Halt glanced at the licentie paper. it Was warded as follows,: Know ye that I do hereby li- cense Salvatore Celaffitella for the blacking of boots with one chair. This license is for one year, un- less suspended or revoked. geth Low, Mayor, Salvatore explained that he had a bootblack stand in Brooklyn and had posted his lioense paper over it. Then his customers began to guy him about blacking boots with a eerier, and told him that his IL - cerise did not authorize eim to Use a brush. He was told to come and see the Mayor on a week day. - N. Y. Stem ininarea Liniment for sale every-, where. Immune, Dog Fish -Why didn't you give that fellow a shock when he stepped on you? - Electric Eel -It would be- a waste , of energy. If those bathing suits; don't shock elm thereat no use in my trying. In washing woollens and flannels, Lever's Dry Soap (tt powder) will be found very satisfactory. Rule for Success. " What is your rule or business-, your maxim ?" was asked of the Wall street baron. "Very simple," he answers,"]: pay for something that I can't get with money that I haven't got, and then sell what I never had for more than it ever cost." -Life. Messrs. C. C. Richards & oe Gentle/tient-My daughter, 13 years old, was thrown from a sleigh and in- jured her elbow so badly it remained stiff and very painful for three years. Four bottles of KINARD'S LINIMENT completely cured her, and she has not been troubled for two years. Yours truly, J. B. LEVESQUE. St- "Theelsh, P. Q., Aug. 18, 1900. 4, Long -Lost City Found at Last. The site of the lost Indian city, Masmutens, 'which was reported as haling 20,000 inhabitants in 1675, has been determined by the labors of Thomas Clithero, of Portage, now extended over Many years. It was the largest city in all Indian history, so far as United States ter- ritory is concerned, and the descrip- tions of the aerial -to in the course of the seventeenth century, cloetng with afaequette and Jolla in 1678, are said to have been verified. DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by con- stitutional remedies. Deathees is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When tide tube is in- flamed you have a rtunbfing sound or Impel. - feet hearing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is the result, and unless the Milani - motion can betaken out and thisduberestor- ed to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (emoted by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure, Sand for circulars, free. P. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0. Sold by Druggists, Time. Hall's Family Pills are the best. Immune. "They've got a lot of typhoid fever en Washington." "What causes it ?" "The Potomose River drinking wa- ter." "Drinking water? I erpose that's the reason the Congressmen never get Lt."-Cteveland Plain Dealer. There is no Such Thing as a harinletts cough, The trouble goes from had to worse unlees checked. Allen's Lung Balsam euree , time worst of colds. It allays Inflammation and clears the air passages. 1. VI CK Shylock was the man who wanted a pound of human flesh. There are in any Shylocks now, the convales- cent, the consumptive, the sickly child, the pale young woman, all want human flesh and they can get it—take Scott's Emulsion, Scott's Emulsion is flesh and blood, bone and muscle. It feeds the nerves, strengthens the digestive organs and they feed the whole body. For nearly thirty years. Scott's Emulsion has been the great giver of human flesh. We will send you a couple Of Ounces free. SCOTT ez leOWNE, Chemists. Toronto. Ontario, soc. and $1.eo ; ell druggist% ++++44+++++4,++seeetie++ PO++ I KLEPTOMANIA(:S, • OR PLAIN THIEVES ••••••+.444,*++++++++4 444-0 "The most remarkable ease of klep- tomania that ever came to my no- tice, and one that melee very near being my ruin," mid, a, detective the other day, "oceurred several years ago. I was then employed in a large department store Washing- ton. One deta during the winter bol- iday season a well-dressed woman entered the store carrying a muff and umbrella. As she passed by the leather goods departmene I saw her skilfully "swipe' a, pocketbook from • number that wore on display, She placed the pocket -book in her muff. I followed her to the elevator and on up to the third floor. On the way up she discovered that I was 10 -t- hawing !ter and when she left the elevator she managed, -without my seeing ben, to place the pocketbook teat she had stolen between; :two boxes on the doll counter. This, how- ever, I failed to notice, and when gm came downstairs I told the pro- prietor in bier hearing that she had stolen; a pocketbook. "Mee proprietor looked at me hor- roestrieken, wens the lady, turn lag aleciat, demanded to know what I had said. I wee so certain of my ground that I repeated the ac- cusation, Whereupon, the proprietor said to me: "'Ohm, no, you're mistaken, This glaudeur lady and her hus.band are friends of mine, whom I „entertain Ire - "I was feeling awful shaky, but being so 'cocksure that she had the pocketbook I rtiitt on a bold front and stuok to my first statement. Tee lady was terribly indignant and the proprietor had a regular; case of trembles. While he was making ail sorts of apologies, she was read- ing the riot act to me. She told me elute I evpulet pay for this dear- ly;' ga-vs orders to the floor walk- er to telephone for her husband, aud insisted on being searched. "Timings were looking pretty squally for me, when a thing hap- pened that changed the complexion of events very materially. I notic- ed that she had shifted the posi- tion bf her hands in her muff sev- eral times, and that she had alio placed her umbrella leaning againer the counter, and thinking that she might have slipped the pocketbook down into the latter, 1, without saying a word, reached over, picked up the umbrella, and turned it up- side down. The pocketbook aid not drop out as I had expected, but, what was better still, eight pairs of kid gloves, from which the tags had never been removed, rolled out upon the floor. They were not tak- en from nor did they belong to our store, but from the tags I recog- nized them as belonging in an- other establishment which dealt in gloves next door. " X was beginning by this time to cateli on, and without losing any time I went for. the proprietor of the store next door. He came in, !den - Wed the goods, and stated that the lady had been in his store, but hat she Made no patehases. At this ime slie broke down and began to ry, and, deeiring to clinch matters ail around, X stride a Slurried trip up o the third Hoer, looked over the oil counter, found the pocketbook lee had stoles], and brought it back n,,tgu turned out that her husband Was it wealthy man, and could have to -ceased her most anything she tcoded. She broke Owe completely, onfessed that site was a klepto- maniac, and that she coal not resist he temptation to take things. Her imisbansi, who was coming down, to polish me off as an Impudent black - had the eel) of paying for the gloves and pocket)) mok and of 1itieletig things up with the two efforekeepites. "If livid failed to make good the cherge I hild inielwerro:odldlava been timehitlllY'IgolCtetoan inegniYr the woes that Would have fairly rained dowe Upon me. There is a groat deal more or this than one tidilks, and a depart- ment store detective frequent/5' has -to dead, by in isthmuses and see nines stolen rather than take the coese- quencee that would certainly follow te the event he undertook to appre- hend the genteel 'kleptomaniacs' who do the stealing." -Washington Post. A Joke Hither Way. I(Smart Sot.) Frteecl-You' call that a joke? You'll ci never be Able to sell it. Humorist -Well, in that ease It will be a. joke on toe. "T see, and If you do sell It It will be' a joke on the editor." Millard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. History of on She leingered Mussily ;Unique in the history of freaks le the six fin -gored family of Dresbach, Mine. The family 1/011r consists of Km Oilskin tumid ten children. The peculiarity belongs to the mother's side. Mrs. 0814611 maiden tame wits Olive Cooper. She does not know where she was bone but the family is probably Of New Yore origins She re- nmembers only that she was a wan- derer with the Cooper family at ria early age, and that the Coopers were basket makers and 'vendors; they led gypsyi lives, ninth crossed the con- tinent feour New York to Sae Prato eisco several titees. In the Cooper Wetly there Were ten, cletaree ; five of them had six fingers and flee had not. Time great- est peculiarity is that every alter- butolvild, in point of ago, hae the extra finger, and those who are not six fingered are blessed with en ex- tra too, and those who have six toes have webs betestee thole toes. The eSctra, fingers anti toes have well de- veloped nage, Se much for the Cooper family, Exactly the same Condi- Cone ere found itt titre Catskill family. ihra Gasitle Wan married to Decline Gesell thiety-two years ago and hes tesided in Dtesbaeh since then, See Is the etetber of nine eltIldren, four of there having the mate fin. ger And four the extra toe. th...•6.•••...trl.4.....6.11.74.1.....1.08.4.4.4..4.4.4.alsoirior44 I it i KELP1044 ''' .."-,,,,1,17 '. Ittidetsed by best St2t,111.1.1esdloolijourealit. StiPPII oil id British a Al dlersIts South A tricot • Oet all Throat and Oland Ttoublei, Lumps* Abscissae*, Old Soros, U146ra, Felon** Skin blibesea. texotni, PIMpitss, Stiff Joints, Nhaiumatialts, Lutobago Sprains, Stub's, Pilch cuts, Sore Fast: Pioutiry. Sold by Druggists, 25e), Tts It ones. 'WHAT'S I10311e, 'WITHOUT MUSIC ? From fiktoty dIreet to pnreha:Neevriitignottsnvtiltt.us(7... , over half In piece, 'Sc, introduce our four in colentie) teoistiniihvien tnitt)lergi .11 shipsll ennet owset itIteeithfeelrelFeiltRilF. gisilsitelisigakirt 1laimiixointtlIti.;;Yrd:1,111r oitaeltill it:lot:ion:P:1! I twelve dollars. Only limited number of Nolo 11011°ToPtIvanlito°At rtollyiableivinustvelecom: to, Ont. flint Poe Leap Year. They rait in the hiumnock, he otui she, swinging the hears away' in a happy manner peetalar to lovers. Filially he whispered in ber ouch - like ear: "You Ate like n peach." The Madden liana lies' heed detente- ly for a few neinatee, while a warm bittell *read over her fag), blonde fates "laPtl- rather biz a eihr," sem an- esvered tromtionsly. A long silencensu eensue. Then, eke it beautiful Oman time situation un. folded Steel(' to the young lintel, and the OardS are now out. ISSUE NO. 43, .••••*•••• BUTTER AND EG potot,rwx, vbit. Items bought outdo s7 Cheese, Comb and Extrueted,lioney flood facilities for handling. Consigunients solicited, Correep ottilenve Invl t and p r Out p ty attended to, Iteeswax and Ruch who t Money Wanted. Will pay 20 emits per Di. for beeewThx. 401N sT. •EZE, Orout St. Moe, Orme° Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should always be used for Ohildren Teethitsg.It Soothes the child, softene Mecums, cures wind comic aria is the bed remedy rem'Diarriscee, Ir•fm...}....01T••••••••....••••••.••• VOR SALE -SOME OF THE FINEST • tgar beet land in Ray County, both Wild ilald cleared, In good farming commun- ity. apply to I. Beatty, Glover, Mich. AXTANTED-BEVERALBRIGHT PEOPLE VT who can earn at least fifteen dollars weekly; several of our represeutatives make Orer Ave dollars in a day; no ilivering nor collecting. The Century Christie)) Co., Ltd.. Toronto, Ont. OCNET MAGNIFYING OLAMS-SHUTS • up like a knife, for ex/utilizing fine work or the small things of oration; Is invaluable to students, engineers, meeloinies,tailors, for testing cloth, err,; sent to any address for :Mc, 5 for LOO;$agents wanted. Watizer Lamp and Mfg. Co., Hamilton, Ont. IMPERIAL MAPLE SYRUP. The quality standard from Ocean to Ocean. Your money back If notsatistactorr ROSE st LAPLAME, Agents, Montreal. FARM FOR SALE That moat deeirable property known as the Zimmerman Farm, situated elose to Bur - Mutton lunctlen, containing 27 aeres; beet sandy loam; obuntlance of fruit; two houses and. outbuildings. Hold in whole or 10 acre lots. Nosy term% Apply MISS ZIMsfEftmA.N, 58 Wellington et. sleuth, Hamilton, Out, is one of the most important things for every farmer to Consider. Dick's Blood Purifier will build up a run down horse. It tones up the system, rids stomach of bots, worms and other parasites which under- mine an animal's health. 50 cts. a package. 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THIS Isaac of the iRyrle' Specials in Diamond Rings, No. 969. Our price fer it is $75. We personally guarantee the quality. etiftraVterTetstigief="") We deliver this safely le any addicts, and refund the full price if you ore net perfectly satilincd. Wake for out new Illustreted eat- Ryrie Bros., Jewelers, Tong, and Adelaide Street*, Toronto. . Not What She Wanted. A school terteher WAS inetructing a, deer; Of tnfantre, And was letting the children helve her sentencee to Make sure they understood. " The idol had eyes," silo said, "but It muldn'tge " See," erled tile ohlidreire " It had tare, but it couldtet-" . "Hear," bald the illedee. " It had lips, but it ceeldn't-" " Speak," Mad the ehildren. " It had it nose, but it. couldn't-" " Wipe it," ehouteti the little ones, ante elm teettsher had toeMage in her lessons in eseder to rormover her tern- posura • .-.... - ... .-.........--,.- . ...-.• _ P III To prove oil e Lb you numb. 1 es ,.1','S'ItglitTu'rg'igietilk and every' form Of itehinfts bleedlegandmetrudiegitlics, the butnufartuters have guaranteed it. sec tes- timoniele in the daily' press and ask Tout neigh! bors *het they think ore, You ean use it mut get "atm emery back if not Mired. fl -lea hex, et an dolga or NottaNSON,13ASTS Sc Ce,,Teronto. Dr. Chase's Ointrnert