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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1902-10-09, Page 64•11%1 (5) ne*- oreen Beeltelore Wear Skirts. A peculiar Custom As followed in remote Inorea, where a in -en le MA permitted to attain to the dig - tatty of trousers until he has be - Mane a benedlet, which, le accord- ance with leorean • tradh lion, amounts to the 'sante thing as gain- ing a definite position hi life, as the It:organ youth is not permitted to take a wife unto himself until be is able to support her according to las and her rank and to enable her to take her proper position in society. Tee steady encroachment Of western ideas from Russla and Jepae Is bringing European gar• we ite with it, an .1 this curious Cus- tom Is gradually becoming a thing of the pasa, R ergot for the dead is evident - 1, et.o..: ly eeveloded in the ti -us., tees ot .he Attie church at Molten, La Germany. They noticed some time aeo that hicymists were In the habit of riding through the church- yard, and that chickens seemed to prefer the grass growing on the graves to that in other places. They promptly placed at the en- trance a complcuous notice, winch reads as follows: "Poultry and per- sons Mating wheels will not be al - I .sool to enter the churchyard." Noturally this etegular notice ha: evoked many ;ocular remarks, but ‚the trustees are as adamant and vow- that it shall remain tiler° In- definitely oiled ',..; Pro. Cr Book. There was once an old:English wo- man named Bethla Itunoney, who at- tended stogie() every Sunday morn- ing at nt. Elzevlx•, distant some two miles from her cottage an a hillside in Derbyshire. As regular as in her Provision for temporal wants as she was in attendance to spiritual ne- cessities, her custom was to place a piece of bacon in a pot near the fire to be cooked ogainet her re- turn, Teen with her big prayer - book wrapped in a snowy white handkerchief, .Bethla trudged off to St. ElzevIr's. tene.Sanclay, however, she went late and flustered to her us- ual place, just in, front of the read- ing desk,, and to her 'vicar's aston- ishment, remarked as she unfolded the snowy handkerchief, "Lawk a daisy mel if I Imon't tilled the prayer book- and brought the bacon to church." ..•••••••••••• bogie of tile Sabbath. itine a psychologist, I believe in the Sabbath /clay. One day In seveu alleluia be kept holy from wore and eat:red-to man's primitive paradise oi Leisure. am zee Puritan pietiet or twee Sabbtetaxian in any severe, sense, but hold that this, is one of the greatest of all human institu- tions, and Quit the command to keep Wan a day of rest is; written in our psychologize! •constitutioto If need oe, it may be kept hi sleep, manes toteateat restorer. Monday our nerves and brain must be refreshed, and we meet start It new weekly rhythm co legliew plane than we closed the old one. The mental scenery mast be changed. The brooder's Over thought intit have enlarged our plans and given us both momentum anu direetion. What form tee rest -cure should take differs perhaps for each persoa. I go to ehorch, but my neigh - bar should perhaps spend the day In the fields, with oteildree, In music, La books, but for all these there should be peace, tranquility, repose, surcease of worry; and relegation. Le no land should the Sabbath be so hallowed as in this land of hustle, tcosion and Americanitis.—G. Stanley Hall, in Ainelmes. 1 Qdeen Appetite. D.nner was a substantial affair in tho rsign of the molten Queen, who waj by no means Inaliferent tothu of the table. The first uousoe on great osea,nons wouie p. °mole- be wheaten flummery b-oth, nacin broth, grue, noteepoten, Oho eecona cons,et- ed of leph, among which we may note lampee,ye, stotactish, wash sturgebn whet bide dishes of porpoise. The .h.eil eouree comprised quaking pee- •Ang., bag tied deg, black puddiuge wh te .d nets and marrow puddings. Then iroints veal, beef, capons, hum- ble pe, mutton, marrow pasties, Sootar eoLopr, w.la fowl and game In the fifth coarse all kinds of ereects, oreams in all their varietlee, ets r , che...se cakes, Jellies. War- n pa jn.t 3, eyelabubs and ii on, to be it:aimed perhaps by whit. (amen and tansy cake. For the dr nk. —ale and beer, wine, sack an: numerous varieties of mead or Metbeglat, some or which wen. c on. octed out of mit many as live -and - twenty herbs, ani were redolent of sweet country -perfume—St. jams Gazette, . 1 Crodo fera Witter( tiS. I believe he the Motherhood of God. I believe in/ the blessed Trinity of Father, Mother and Child. I believe that God le Imre, and titalt we are as near Him now ,as we over shical be.,, I do noit believe He started this world a -going and went tievay and left Ot to run it - Self, I believe in the sacredness of the human body, this transient dwell- ing places tee a living seal, and, so I deem it the dirty of every man and every evloreali to keep his or her body beautiful through right think- ing and right living., I believe hi days:Won through ece- gaom10, Social and spiritual free- dom,. I believe we eve wow riving in Eternity as melt ha we ever shall. I believe that the beet way to prepare nee te Future Life is to be kind, live one day at a time, and do the work you earls do 'the best, doing- it as Well as you can. I believe them is no devil but fear. I believe) there is no one can berm you but yourself. I believe that we are all sons of God end eti doth not yet appear what We shall be., I believe in, every man minding his own business. I believe that MOO -are inepired to- day as much as men ever were. I believe in the sunshine, friend- ship, WM' fileeP, beautiful thoughts. I belleva in. the paradox of success through failure. I believe 14 the purifying dieseess of aerroeie, and believe 'that death Ifs a manifestation of Life. / believe the ittniveree Is planned for good. I believe it in possible that I will Make other Creeds, and change this One, or add to It, from- time to time szez new light may eOme to- me. --/Pra Eilhortaff. S. LOVE'S EXILE. 41 4447.444"1:44.4444411:441K He spoke With. savage earnestness in some sort "grown-up," and an- whicith impressed me, and struck ter, dswered by a little added prizoneegil ror into his daughter, whom he to show that she was equal, to the kissed with genuinely pneelona,te tent requirement e of the oew dignity, I derness on both cheeks, felt that eight years' neglect of the "Lived -bye, Bab," mid he; &he e, sex threw a malt a century behind good girl, and don't grow too like the thnee with regard to his know - your mother. Don't be too sweet to ledge of women, and I was grow - Relit bthenecim, "anclyroulri oey till breessywoeuertnbeusse. Lag desperate when a ray of Caine to me in ;the darkness of My to spare for him then. Don't believe clumsy courtship, I would consult your Mother when she says Your Normanton, who was in the swim father's nothing but a, blackguard, , of the times, and who might be able e for he'll do more for yen at a Anon to elegise me as to the prudence t than any of your beaux. Good•bye, WOK God bless you," of certain bold measures which, in s she kissed him, trembling, with my desperation, from title to time, timid affection answering to his occurred to me. Neither Babble p tentlerness. noir' I ever epoke about her fatheraz t visit, butt the attempt to go on• N "Good-bye, papa," she . said, and ie nothing had happened never grew p added in a whisper, "Won't You some any easter, and welcomed the visit N ay live with mamma and me again? We would try to malts you happy, and I am learning to understand all about Art." "Alt, well, some day, perhaps," he said, hastily, and disengaged himself from her twining arms. I thought he was going out with- out any further greeting to me, but close to the door he stopped, and giving me a stolid frown, jerked his head slowly back in the direction of his daughter; then, with a menace ing nod to remind me of his warning, he left the room and the house. A. minute later I saw him blubbering,— there is no other word for it—like a great overgrown child as he went down the drive. I waited at the wIndove on pur- pose to give Barldolti time to recover enough serenity to :bridge over the awkwardness of the situation. The startling necessity of the ease re- stored her to full self -command much • be sooner than I had expected. 'After "And—er—what Induced you to a, a very few minutes, which take this step r asked Fabian, ga hoard her soib3 die away like a child's inouistorial tone, which implied the . by Into silence, I ventured to turn addition, "without consulting of round, and found her with red us.' He was 'teatime a, glass to of sherry in Ills hand, and st swollen eyelids and a Very sad Ise looked at it as If lie oil little fano, but perfectly calm, thought that his letleads' unaccount- 1 se She rose from her abate in quite a dignified way, and said: able conduct hod spoilt its flavor. Im "We have kept you from your work, science -stricken. I feasted my Edgar blushed and looked ecyciene- raeb odd primness which -I eoula remene, I am afraid, Mr. Mandmegivith the upon the sight. sb '' Well, I believe there is always a he bet' as one of her earliest character- istics. difficulty about giving a satisfactory to account of these things—an account or "Not at all. I—I was not busy," I answered, with frozen stiffness. - that is to say, which will satisfy hi the ;strict requirements of logic." do For the moment I dared not speak „ We expect an account eoneistent to her, except under this ridiculous with tronr oWn principles, often and mask Of frigidity; such lot of indin emphatically laid down. If you have area emotions were bubbling up in not sinned against those, you will in -c, ready to burst into rash speech be listened to with. indulgence," said at the first opening. She seemed a Fabian, dogmatic:idly. "You shall be little dismayed at my coldness and judged under your Own laws."' hung her head in what I knew to Come, that's rather hard upon be simme at her father's • clumsy lane" pleaded Me. Fussell, show of mistrust. 'Edgar clashed into his explanation "Well, you shalt have a little peace in an off -hand manner. now at least," she sake without look- .. 'mg at me, as she crossed to the door I met her at a tennis party." elaurIce Brow•no, who hated mus - "And to-dey's lessens?" I asked cuter exercise, groaned. "She was rather abruptly. dressed in light blue flannel." Fab - "I think I will ask you to excuse Ian, who had been at Oxford, hiss - me to -day," she said, in a trembling voice. ed. Edgar stopped to ask if Oily prejudlend by my owe experience," eine Mr. Burnell, with it a gh that nfaae jolly, in late of haesielf. lie Nras separated front lae wife— everybody knew, that ; but. be taboret) pet laps even eeereela took In the sign femme Olathe fitet that he had preetousty de - meted her agate, tota again. Maurice Brown tinerred that his only objeettee to marriage wow that it wade an irrattooal lased; men and women being animals witti the illeadvontoge Of speech to confuse otteh °ibexes reasou, should, nee the Other animate, be free to take a fresh partner every year. This was received In silence, none Of us being stroeg enough In natural Instory to tiontratelet tem, though we had doubts. He added that a boon Of las welee was Shortly to be brought out would, he thought, do much to bring abOut a more Welted view of this matter, and to do away with the present vicious, because unnatural, restrletiome Mr. Fussell, the person pre Whose private conduct would least bear close lospeatton, was corety shocked, and wiebed to Erp in the Interests of morality, w Fabian broke In, tem full of his Yams to bear diseusslon, of other people's. "Marian," be asserted, In his ea - citable manner, "for princes, for dukes, for grocers, and, in fact the general rabble of humanity, Is not a choice, but a necessity, according to the present state of things, which see no pressing neeo to after. But for the ehosen ones of the earth—the ar- tiots"—involuntarilY I thought of Iter. ElLinereeby which 1, rki. course, mean all those who animated • by mune spark of the divine fire, have obeyed tui call of Art, and given their ener- gies to her ,in one or anuther or her lee:beet forms—for us artiste, I say. inarriage Is so much an impediment,• o much an hapossiblaty, that I un- esitatingly broach as mock -artists hose ficallere, mummere and paint- raudgers who prefer the vulgar joys f domestic union to.the savage hide- encience and isolation welch Art— rue Art—Imperetively denzauds.nene vibe of an artist—for as long as the ure soul of axe, artiet rein:Mina velghted by a kand exaoting ody, as long as he has dinners to be coked, shirt -buttons to be Sewn on, nd desires to be satisfied, he May alle what the world calls a• wife; at 'wife must be content with the altioe of a kindly -treated slave." At this point there arose a tumult, nd somebody threw a coek him. S wauted to say more, but even rowne, who had given him a little weaned applause, desired to -hear o more; and, amid kindly tosser; ems, that hanging was too good r him, and that it wan to be hoped rt would make it hot for him, and forth he sat down, and a perceiv- e that we were all growing rather arm over this subject, suggested a ove to the drawling room, Into hice I had had the phew taken:. .A. little figure hi pale pink Stuff rang up from a seep in the corner we came ea, letting a big volume old-feellioned engravilig3 fall from ✓ arms. It was Babiole, who bad en too deep he her discovery. of new book to expect us ect soon. S ye a quick glance at the wind which she had prepared a. w escape, but seeing that It o late, she came forward a f eps without confusion and Ii t her head to Fabian, w emed much etruck with t provement two years had brou out in tier appearance. Than, aft ret the greetings on the re • excused herself on the plea tit ✓ mother was waiting for her a, and made a bow, in which mo 1.1 saw a good deal -of grace, /tunics Brown, who held open t or for her. As Browne then made a rush to *I piano, I lost no time ha taking Edg on one side under the pretence showing nim an article in .a revieN and In unburdening myself to hl with very attle preface, I was love, hopelessly in love.. He guess with whom at once, but did not 11, derstond my difficulty. "She seems a modest, Intellige little girl ; she has every reason be grateful to you, even fond of yo Why should you be so diffident ?" explitined that she was beautifu romantic inexperieeeed ; that lie <I was etill-full of ' flees and mooted, castles, or wit eatures !..e' her /army little less lin sible ; all sorts of dream-pasalon re seething' in het. girl's 'brain, w, for understood the Iitt attire with a desperate cleft • of vision which on SCOTT'S EMULSION Scott's Emulsion is the means of life 'and of the en- joyment of life of thousands of men, women and ch4ldren. To the men Scott's Emul- sion gives the flesh and strength so necessary for the cure of consumption and the repairing of body losses from any wasting disease. For women Scott's Emul- sent sion does this and more. It is the krin- a most sustaining food and °Ilk tonic for the special trials that Jiwo:: women have to bear. To children Scott's Emul- sion gives food and strength for growth of flesh and bone and blood. For pale . girls, for thin and sickly boys Scott's Emulsion is a great help. Send forfree sample. SCOTT & BOWNE. Chemists, Toronto, 0ntarlo, 500. -and V1.00; all drugalets, of my four friends, which took place b rather earlier in; the year than usual. ' a It was In the beginning of anly, , a that they all dropped in- upon ma, h in their usual casual fashion, and we, tit had our first dinner together in a' pa great tempest, excited by Edga.ree I annoencement that this was; his last I a. bachelor holiday, as he was going to, H be married. I listened to the tor.' B rents of comment that, by long- ! q standing agreement among us, Nrere' n I bound to be free, with new and pain- an tul interest ;eat any rate, I reflect- lo ed that the private advice I was A going to ask Edward hater would so How have the added weight of ex- in perlence, and would, therefore, be w more valuable than tt could have been in in the old dame of lila unregenerate Ny contempt for women. To hear ino mentor broerbeaten on this subject sp woo not ajtogether disagreeable to as me, for I had a keen memory of lags of vornewliat lofty tone of Indulgezice he to e I tl he owl NeNv York Central and Uudson ay as River Railroad. ' tt bone Again, Old Devil Ph The widow of an English army or - was visiting me with her son, a charming little !dhow about five years old. The mother told we with pride how honorable tie was, how high-minded, ,9.nd that- she had never for an Instant seen in him Indications of any trait -that -were low or base. The child was put to bed every night at 6. We dined at 7. I was sitting in the drawing room one evening before dinner. The, room was dark, the doors open, and my seat commanded a view of both the stairway- and the dining moat. The table was set and in the center was a..disli of tempting peaches. Present- ly 'there came to my ears the patter of idittle bare feet, and a childish figure, clad in a night gown, stole down the stairs, through the hall, into the dining room, up to the ta- ble. Small lingers seized the topmost peach from the Mush, and the Itt- tie fellow turned and trotted away upstairs again. WI I sat in the dark, In an agony of apprehension, there came again the patter, patter of little feet, and a white -clad figure stole down the stairs, through the hall,- into the dining room, up to the table. Small fingers' replaced the stolen peach just Where it had been, and a stub- born little voice muttered, "Done again, old devil l'"—Harpees Maga- Sine, ew , The above name it a household 'sword and eld the superior excellence of the road should be ho sufficient to attract most people, but now Ile points y I es lam utheeiVeL: by rt:It 14rlice and ye- -hit commendation should be Sought. Every- • body will tell nem it Is the beat. at g t, at st to he le ar of in v, in ed n-• nil to U.' I, d teIly "Certainly," said 1, with an frivol- mtary bow, which caused her to look •m and redden at this umlaut core- tnontouaness. The old footing was, for a ;time at least, completely destroyed. "Good -afternoon, My. Maude," she odd, • "Good afternoon," I repeated. But, as she took another step and reached the screen, her shy glance met mine; impulsively she stretched ont her hand. I seized it, and for one brief minute we looked straight Into each other's eyes with the frank confidence of our old friendship; the next die had broken away, and / was left alone with silent To -to and sym- pathetic Ta-ta. CHAPTER XIV. ' That vaele of Mrtamer's—hard as I tried, and, us I believe, Babble tried, to cheat myself into believing the contrary—spolled the ole frank Intercourse between us for ever. It was my fault, I know. Dreams that stirred my soul and shook my body had epruag up suddenly on that faint Wain of a spurious tie between me and the girl I had before half - unconsciously loved, Now; my long - torpid paseloos stirred with life again and held Wolper& Night revels within me. Our lessons had to be laid by for, a times \Ogle I went sal- mon -feeling, and toted to persuade myself that it had been- long zie- gleet of my rod that had caused for- gotten passions and yearnings to rua riot la my blood in this undieelp- lined manner. But it would not do; Tired out, I would drag me' way home, eat it huge dinner, and sink half -asleep into my old chair. Instead of my failing into stupid, happy, dreamless slumber, the leaden/ numbnese of fatigue would settle up- on my limbs, Nviele the one figure Wheree growing ascendancy over nee Whale nature 1 made these (merge-, tie offorte to Orton' off, Would pass and repass through my mind's dull vision, the dee thing elletinet, the one thing ever -recurring, enticing ma tot follow. It, eluding Ina coming within my grasp, escaping me end so On Los' ever. Teen I tried a, new tack; the lea - eons were regrumed. But we were both more reserved than in the old days, and I, at least, Was constrained also. It wan not the old eland -pupil sitting by ley side; it was the woman I wanted to cherish in my bosom. The aid free correction, damn:ion, were exchanged for poor eveleavors by little compliments, by mild attempt» At eloquence, by ap- peals to her flentiment when the sub - Jett Itt hand allowed it, to gain her good waeto prepare bee for the time, Which must come, When I should heine to entreat her to forget my hideous face and try to love me an a husband. I knew I was making hopeleee, ridiculousmistakeo In my tondnat towards her ; that the change in my meaner She took merely as an acknowledgment that die Whigalleeer hen conduct was judicial, prl "As a set-off against your ads -aim- or tage or being judged by your (Attu P(343 Iowa, we claim the right to ex- owe press our feelings each in les own eadlee manner," explained Fabian. "Go on." , nes "We entered into conversation." see Dead but excited silence. "I found de'd she had read BrownIng"—efurneurs e of disgust troll/ Pablah, of bored- and linty from Browne; placid and nie vague murmur, Implying ill -conceal- elea ed non -apprehension, from Mr. Pus- nna sell—"but did not understand him." min Explosion of mirth, In which ever'- I but body joined. "I offered my services Jae as some sort of interpreter." Bar- fere (Ionic laugh front Browne. "Merely awe on the assumption that a bad guess wee is bailor thumb none." Interpellation In fronz Fabian, "Tls better to I,'.,.' med to make het -more inaccessib me. If I could Only conquer tha rible eltfidenee, -that overwhelm awe that her fairy-like ignorane Innocence of the realities" at II/ osed upon me, I felt' that' I caul ad my cause with a fire and fore t would surmount even that stly obstacle of my hideous face then, _again, Site and, forges war weapons -to use against the !edit nee of childlike innocence I and t her in cold blood to merry m hout.ineking 'her heart speak firs my favor would be monstrous. an is had guessed all wrong, than never to 11,0, have guessed at ail." Edgar contin. anti tied: "After that we met again"— to deep aiteetion—"find a -gain." Mur- gee inurs of disappointment. "At last late we became engaged." den A pause. Fabian drank a glans of you champagne off hastily, and rose with to frowns. reel " it seems to me, gentlemen, that tem, a taste for Browning and blue flan- of lid, which IS au our honorable friend of seesilto be mble to put forward- in get favor of this lady, es a, poor equip- the went for a person who (unle looked upon me till lately as sh mId have looked upon her grand ler, and Ude unsatisfactory affee e had given place lately t0a re ye which was oven more unprorn g. Edgar listened to Me, did no y the enormous fascination of I ng ruind one has one's self helps form, but thought that I ghoul st It, and woe rather indIgnan t I had not taken the opportunit her lather's trait to rid naysel rutitluer and daughter to her. He inclined to the Idea thin two unlucky women Were im ng on my generosity and e determinedto make "a goodg" out o/ me, and it was not un - 1 had spent some time, In eX- ning minutely the footing upon oh we etood to one another that prejudices began to give way, this point I nercelved the. rice Browne was playing at s with Mr. Purnell, while Fabian- cllaappeared. When the game was • they insisted on our joining at whist. Before we had played game I began to grow nervoue Fablanne long absence, and hit,ell, who Nvas my parttime took ailing over the table as soon at I down a.card, and with one finger 1 vie:Washy in the green cloth, told tarting eyes peeringup Into MY over his double eyeglass, Saying epulehral Voice— o td you gee what was played, Mr. de • • 31 1 cro osni s. It is rather harder to be pretty outdoors; there le so; mech breadth all around. Do I believe in chaperonage? Yes, for my boy It won't do to be only partly a lady. Cornett: are probably male; their ecematricitlea *can be computed. The most uninteresting person in the world is lie who is Interested In everything eqUally. There le more joy taller one sinner who makes Imp a quorum than aver the ninety and nine who comp re- gularly. Before giving One's' litre to a cause it is well to be lure that the gilt is of some value. I never knew' a• man- to object to any sphere for a woman that had him ,for the bub. Te ebonite the habits of us ,echi- nocierm-ethat lo• Eidetic°. TO do tiee same thing for a ata,n—that is only Temperament eovpre a multitude of sins: It in • nueein. "haw much tyranny slipshod .people discover. • Life happens to some folks enly in novels, If mere ideas 'age not truth, they are at least the chtgli of which it is made. Nothing evorrie EI a woman no much as not 'to belong to things. —Dorothy Moore, in Ithe• July Cen- tury. t ' see that the druggist gives you the right article—the soothing, hAid el Painkiller that e was used in your fand y before you were born. There it but one Painkiller, Perry ▪ Davis'. No upright dealer offers substitutes. ci ci The man who i.ea failure is apt to think that success la accidental. Dos honorable friend Wog gone back very Wei'far from his often -declared views on thin the subject of matrimony) is to be , tit his gelding genius to political glory, pine the spur to his languid ambition, the wie beacon to lits beat aspixatione in fact, gentlemen, the tug -boat to his. At man-of-war." • au And as nu girl tennis Brawning cites except under strong masculine pres- heel mire," added Browne, gravely, "our over friend the Man-of-war Must make up tem hie mind that other and perbeps one handsornee vessels have been towed at before him with the same rope." Fuss "Is the lady handsome ?" asked to is Mr. Purnell. put Edgar iteeitated. "She has an in- tehllgent f fxlec face," he sail Ihis a Upon this there arose much diver- face sity of OpiiiiOn ; Fabian, holding it t that title was couttistent, and even praiseworthy, while lfaur.ce Browee and Mr. ruesell totreed Supposed to nave Paint. bachelor's advice is wasted on Inerried man. The milk of human kindness isn't put up in bottlea t ▪ An undertaker never has occasion to do the same job more than code.Why is it that grey hairs are mere often respected than bald heads ? , Some men's idea of progress Is to t stand and Watch others go back- ward. that to deliberately marry a wo- man wItImiet positive and incon- unlo ' teetable beauty, ought to qualify ",g11 he man for tfranehise as a person miss for any exercise of judgment. nano When, however, Edgar, after al- tiny lowiese the controversy to rage, his quietly produced timidpaned tound waS the portrait or girl beanteful gate( the veto play pleti 'a oe tad t;teped • Ma trick, revoked, done everything else that "I t not to have done, before the lag Fabian Caine back in tor - of hIgh spirita, and with a White Scotch rose at buttonhole. Nog thete only one Septet' rose -bush in the ele and it grow by the porch of cottage and was Debloites prls property. When the band was ed out I got Fabian to take My e, lei my fingers shook so that I not sort My wattle enougho convert the sternest bachelor, there woe a great Wm, and the OonVersietion, with It mark- ed obange of currant Dotted emlnethly Into the abstract- 'Hon saarritege. Edgar was not WI only acquitted; lie changed plectle fr" , With Me judges. Every ()tenet on to TOL' Mit‘riitiOhr Was /Mt foewardin None (Jan" °seethe tones, the "nor my pert, when speak bite bre°. terty Of -marriage, of coatis I trne tile I bad been argning with Ed - the necessity of delicaey In mak- eve to a young gIrl, Fabian had ed into the breach, and now bore ttopky of a that In166089 on his at. (To be Continued) It requires a lot of Many° to tell Coln° men the things they ought to knoW, 01.014,•••( After -striving for the almighty dol- lar many a male strives to get rid of it. •1••••.•••.•• Remember that a man may be a dwarf Mid still be every, inch a gen- Inman, ., . A man line to make a name for lam - Self. All a woman has to do Is to get Married, r•••••••.. It is batten to have a light purse than a heavy heart, but more Corn- forteble to have neither. •1*.dg•••••••• When a fellow' is about to propose and the girl Is eglairoas, It Is generally because she Is Afraid some one will interrupt them before he gets it butt . • alaar*h. aaaaaarloraara...40 • ... KELPIONPP $?*INLIIS ,0 TrAllt40 Reeersed by best English ma dlealazernals. itupelleito an tish soldierain South Mdse. Per all threee'aihd Gland Troubles, Lumps,. iblatesixess, Old Sores, Ulcers, Felons, Stith letleeite, Coked*, Pimple*, Stiff Joint; heuntatlatt, Littabage, Sprains, Bruise*, Pile*, Outs Sore Feet. Pleurisy. Old BY erultitilte. 2Se. try It site.. Reveries of a Ilaelseler. Married Man's troubles begins when he is engaged. It isn't on what income one can got married, but op what income one can live after getting married. No woman can ever account for her hueboad's lack of interest in her diploma and tim photograph of her Bret suitor. The way to convince a woman you love Is to sit in abstraction for it long time and then say with a start 'that you were thinking of the first day you over saw her, Before She is married the average woman thinks that when she has a, home of her own she will raise Vege- tables a,nd chickens; afterward she thinks children will do, --11. Y. Press. Miearcars liniment for sale every- where, wetitysPonnd (latiOdgeti It Cuba. In Cuba, enbba,gee fretplently weigh its MUM as twenty pounds. All vegetable:9 do well. itadishea may be eaten. from • fourteen to eighteen days after sowing, while corn proclueete three crops per year, Sweet potatoes are perpetual, The natives dig up the tubers, out them off and plant thio old vines, welch produce a, new crop in. three mouths. 411 sorts of fruit, hortioultural and green -house plants and bulbous stack are also grown with the moot gratifying success, Millard'e Liniment relieves Neural - glee , Handicapped. (Smart Son) Madge—How la it you are not going out yachting with Charlie again? Dolly—It took both his bands to manage the boat. Messrs. C. C. Richards & o.: Gentlemen,—My daughter, 18 years okl, was thrown from a sleigh and in- jured her elbow so badly it remained stiff and very painful for three years. Pour bottles of MINARD'S LINIMENT completely cured her, and she has not been troubled for two years. Yours truly, J. B. LEVESQUE. St. Joseph, P. Q., Aug. 18, 1900: Plume of Real Rest. Briggs—What's your idea of Hea- ven? Griggs—Well, it's thee way a man feels the first three days after lie is home from a summer vacation, Tearing down signals does not delay storms. Ophun-loden "medicines" may cheek coughing, but the cold stays. Do not trifle; when you begia to mull take Mien's Lung Balsam—free from opium, full of healing power. had Forgotten Ills It/cense. (Plinitdelp h la Record.) Urn. Guzzler (as Guzzler comes In unsteadily at 3 a. ma—You have no excause for coming home at this how and in this ocriditIon. Guezler—I had one, my dear, and it Woo a nastily, but I can't think what it was. LOST HIS RHEUMATISM By the Use of a Bottle of St. Jacobs Oil. Sergeant Jeremiah Maher, of Led - oath, Iloyal Irish' Constabulary, says: "My friend, Mr. Thomas Hand, has been a great sufferer from rheumatism in the back and joints for the last four years, dur- ing watch time he has applied many different methods of treat- ment, but obtained no relief what- ever, and for the last two years has been unable to walk without a stick, and sometimes two sticks, and was in great pain constantly. e I induced him to procure a bottle of St. Jacobs Oil, which be applied with the most astonishing and mar- vellous effects. Before he had fin- ished using the contents of the first bottle he could Nvelk readily r Without the aid of a stick, and after a few applications from the a, second bottle Ito was free from a pain, and has been eyer since; and u although 60 years and a farmer, a be can wolk and :work without ex- t perienelng any pale or difficulty I whatever." 1 Peepetual Motion. When George Stephenson was milted, "DO you believe in perpetual Motion ?" he replied, "Yea, if yott Ilft yourself by the waist -band of the trouser, and carry yourself three times round the room," Just so, and a woman would just as soon believe that she has not to pay dearly for common premium seam in the low quality of soap, in ruined hands and clothe% She Would be kept In perpetual motion trying to do with common soap what she could so easily do -with Sunlight Soap—Octagon Bar, 210 Nature Ins haired Alen. ft was the far south. "How's times ?" asked the tour- ist. • "Pretty tolerable, stranger," ra- sponded the old elan, who was sit- ting on a stump. "I had mine trees to cut fawn, but the cyclone level- ed them and saved ms the trouble e "That was good." " Yes, and then the lightning set fire to the brush pile and sa.ved me the trouble of burning it." "Remarkable I But what are you dotate now 7" "Waiting for an earthquake to come along and shake the potatoes out of the ground." ltainard'a Liniment cures Burns, etc. • The tient of ',ova. The retention of heat in lava is, almost inceedible. Lava is so bad a conductor that It is possible to walk , on the surface. of a lane flow when ' It has cooled' and yet see red heat In the fissures below. ..- aftnard's Liniment Cures Dandruff. ISSUE NO. 41. 190g, Reflections of it Intelielor. Some men wouldn't' be any worse than they are, even if they were mar- ried. Mighty few girls eon ever talk about a new (wage -meat without wetting tlu It hips nervously. A. womeit :sort oxp ate burglara to come around, in the same tegalar Way as the milkman. There Is some hope for the Whoa who thinks he, knows all about gar- dening, but none at all for him when Ito -Metre the sagio Way about women. The average man thInIte lie is gets ling into public nini When he Marches iii n, political torchlight parade and In allowed to coniteltatte toward buy- ing the uniforms. If a woman could only get a hus- band who wool come home regularly every evening and be able to match. silk for her silo wonlin't feel there was -00, much necia for her to worry about 'what Hea,ven was like.—New York Press. g Monkey Brand Soap makes copper like gold, tin like silver, crockery like marble, and windows like crystal. 4 I'The Intricacies of the English lan- guage are well illuetrated le the de- finition! gives' of e sleeper: A sleeper Is °De who sleeps. A sleeper Is tbat 11 which the sleeper Elwin. A sleeper is that on whioli the sleeper ruins while tile sleeper sleeps. Titerefore, while the sleeper sloe's in the elecper, the sleeper car- ries the sleeper over the sleeper under the sleeper, until the sleeper which carries the sleeper jumps the Weeper and Wakes the sleeper in the sleeper, by stracleg the sleeper on the sleeper, end there; is no lungee any sleeper sleeping in the sleeper on the sleeper. NIGHTMARE AND ITS CURE, I! Those who suffer from- nightmare and the number ie legion—may be in- terested in- knowing th-at the Meer - der is a nervous one, traceable in manor instances to preventable causes. 'Somethnes these are due to prolonged wakefulness, a radical change in diet, or faulty position of the bode, mice as lying upoin; the' bads or fare. Sometimes it is due to some mechanical hatereerence, such as an adieUriern or even swol- len tonsils. West laas reported a ease in which, in, spite of all hygienic treatment, nightmare continued ev- ery night for a long period, due it wus discovered after careful coe slderatioa to a prolonged uvula, wretch during sleep in prone position, hindered free respiration.. Cutting off the point of this- mielnevous uvula caused the permanent discon thiu- anee of Mlle 'Visits of the nightmare. In nervous person's, emotional in alma -actor, nightmare may be caused by grew -some tales of woeful spec- tacles, grief, discouragement, hat- red, anger, etc. In, fact, Vile most Intense nightmare Is due. to exhal- ations of passiont, duo to the loss of dearly loved relatives or friends, sudden and extreme reverse of /or - time, disappointed ambition, the fear of disease, or even a shock to one's self love and esteem., which, as has been aptly said, slays more victims than love. The treatment of nightmare con- sists In awakening the subject and, U there is perturbation of mind, giv- ing some mildly sedative potion, such as warm Nvaaor sweetened with syrup of lettuce. Following this care should. be taken to remove the supposed' •cause, to prevent recurrences of the MO -inmate. In the ease of children ie -tense moral impressions, weird Stories and grewsome tales should be Avoided, especially before bedtime. The child should be put to bed early to avoid the exciting environment of the social circle, of animated cow/er- g/action and convivial jollity. The evening meal should be a light one, both as; to quantity and quality of ooa and drink, avoiding highly spiced relishes and stimulating drinka. The haraber should be specious and well ventilated, the bed not too soft and without too much ben clothing, Pew - feet muscular relaxation, avoidance of false positions and perfect free- dom ; all compression interfering with esprration or circulation must be avoided. The feet ought to be warm nd lower titan the head. The body hould be ootonded and not cuddled p into a ball. When tho bed is in an leave or surrounded by heavy cur- able nightmare is sure to lurk withi- n, for they prevent the free circula- ion of air, and the brain is stupefied, it were, by laughing gas produced by the sleeper, the air vitiated by him being breathed over and over, again. enbed ought to be slightly inclin- edfrom head to foot, but the proper elevation of the bead varies accord- ing -to temperament. Anaemic, people need to have the bead quite low, hut full-blooded people rest easier, if the head is higher, Bearelothera; Unjust Chastisement. A friend of mine returning to camp aftera day's shooting, suddenly came in sight of a big she bear with two cubs followieg in single file, pro- ceeding along a ridge, the forms of the three being sharply silhoueted against the sky. It was a very long shot, but he determined to try it, so drew a bead on the old she bear and fired. The result tvas curious. The procession stopped, the she near scratched hermit hastily, then turn- ed around, and, regarding the cub immediately behind her with grave disapproval, boxed its Cars soundly, and then went trundling along the ridge, evidently under the impression that her frolicsome offspring had been up to some unusually objection- I able tricke.—Navy and Army DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED by local applications no they cannot reneh time dimmed portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deufneed, and that Is by con- stitutional remediee. Deafness Is canned by an inflamed condition of the =eons lining of the Isuotaehten Tube. When this tube It hi - mimed you have a rumbling sound or Imper- fect hearing, and when It entfrely dosed, Deafnees Is the result, and unless- the Inflam- mation ean be taken out and tide tube restor- ed to Re normal condition, hewing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, wilt& Is nothing but an Inflamed 'condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give one Hundred Dollars for any case of Dcafnees (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Dell's Catarrh Cure. Send for circular,,, free. r. AT. MUD/BY & CO., Toledo, O. Reid by Druggists, 75c, . Hall's Fannin, Pills are the best. Treitavoral Not Olten to All, NO one can land in South Africa Without a permit, and no one but refugees, government employees and persons engaged in a service of a publie nature will be permitted to memo up into the Transvaal. 7'0 CURE A COLD IN ONE DAV' Take Laxative Mame Quinine Tablett, All druggists refund the money if it Odle to aura lew. Groves signature is on cub box. 25c. A Prayer. In all / 'think, or Aprak, Or do, Whatever way my Steps are bent, 'God shape and keep me strong and true; courageous,elteerful, and content. God help met-aelp inn to euppress All longieg or what Cannot bee Atbt grant me means Wherewith to bleat %newer limy have' need Of Ms. sedit at. Allergen In the independent. A. BOON /V BORSEDIEN—One bottle of English Spavin Liniment completely removed curb from my horse. I take pleasure etnnitiI TliirnereLfYe:,1gtr pyetsottnetilehtrn1fni norms of hard, soft or calloused infants, blood ; spavin, splints, curbs, sweeby, stifles and sprains. GEORGE ItOoD, Farmer, Markbam, Ont. Sold by all druggists. IPooled the McCoy. Two Polish, rut -sties who Were bad- ly ainicted with rheuniatienz were recently taken Set a. hospital in Floral Pins. (-VTR NEW illustrated catalogue, which we scud :toe of charge to any address, olferS an assort- ment of gift articles almost unlimited. The Pansy Stick Pin shown above has the natural color effects hard enamelled on 14k. gold. The centre setting is a perfect diamond. We guarantee the safe delivery of this to any Address for $8.50. Toa* and Adelskle Sul., Toronto. Blood will tell When an animal is all rim down, has a rough coat and atight hide, anyone knows that his blood is out of order. To keep an animal econo- mically he must be in good health. DICK'S BLOOD PURIFIER is a necessity where the best results from feeding would be obtained. It tones up the system, rids the stomach of bets, worms and other parasites that suck the life blood away. Nothing like Dick's powder for a run down horse. 60 cents a package. Learning, Miles &Co., Agents, flONTREAL. Write for Book on Cattle and Norm free. . iiiiellomenostestoweimonneirempulamw HOME during spare hours. DRAWING i LEARN practicalis d Pvrawing at FOR MONEY Best course by mall ever devised. IErtilltAr 1J:tilt:VIM STUMM% DELACI PT= LARGE SALMI/XS POSITIONA 'WAITING Individual instruction and helpful criticiem from expert Instructora You Ican earn while you study, WrIte tor booklet giving full Information, Canadian School of Ilhistratiort Limidentionommikutmemim TORONTO, CAN, Yonge and Gerrard Frankfort. Each elt great one leg and the physician tried to fpain in BuTIIR AND EGGS alleviate IL by rubbing the leg. One of the Puatios howled terribly wlele thie was bathe done, whereas the other uttered not it word; In- deed, from the smile on his facet One would have said he enjoyed the rub- bing. After the doctor had -gone away, the one wee had howled asked: "How in, the mime of heaven were youabl's to ceder° all 'that fella without st,reaming?" 1 "En,0 enough," wag the reply. .1 fooled the doetor ; I gave him My sound leg to rub," Stops the Cough And Works 00 the Cold. LaxativeDromo quinine Tablets cure aeold In one day, No cure, No pay, Price 25 meta lastr in the bark. A little girl about 8 years old onto out pinaing When suddenly It be- came very cloudy. She ran Into the house and startled her mamma by paying: . "I'm; not going to- deo tnitdoore any more," $ "Why ?" asked her Mother.',etlecablessede God blessed the sun Out." 1 p r...,....... -..1...,.t....,...........,--......,......,".„... a. to prOrn to you that De 1 lies at871:gitlignVor.tifterdtig and every form of itching, s biteable and Incentidlno Ides, the miumanturerig have gitertinteed a. meter/. thnonials in tile daily nrc3r and ask yettrnellfh- bore What they think ofit. You can nee It and getettur moneyWok if net curea. we, box, at ell daeler* or EDMANSON,BATEs SC 06.0TO/into, Or:Ohatte's Oiritmoht COMB LATNROYEXTBACTED DONE' Cue:Ian Good facilities for handling. Consignments solicited. Correspondence invited and prompt. la attended to, win buy honey outright. jolim A rEE 62 Prout Street East, • •• • • • •••••• ..• •••• d. I woRobreo. NO HUMBUG tei"n"" tooting Makes 48 tlifforon tear Marks , all BTlentall lat Mumma SwIna V, Stoek Market and Cal t Palomm ar. Stops/mind of ,ii ageffro il liafmt oa.b. Elttl; ot e.lig.141; dm; :or trial a if t worka,gand ,Ss,,,. re -a Zi.,Sismohnts, '10An2 tatts1R7 yzisiaannTaodNa.Derojr1,61, hilva7v‘4.0.11' WANTED-8EVBILA.LIIRIOTIT PEOPLA who can earn at least fifteen dollarb Nveekly; eereral of our representatryes make Over live dollars In a any? no denvertng not eollecting. The century Christian CO., Ltd., Toronto, Ont. • 4. 130OKET MAGNIFYING teteeSS—SItlITS or Owllike :melt %till °e1; to students origlgunserst, eelianicIS,t1411olrtia, for rAtilseiocirsitil,.0 ftttentittstawlerinytoda,ddrievattan• treat' Lamp end Mtg. eicatt.,"Hatunton, Ont. Venn SA.tre—nOMR TAO rINEST J.' sugar beet land in no County, beth wild and cleared, In good ferrelne commun. Ity: Apply, to I. Bendy, °lever, MOM, *avert be use for ChIlitren Teettilalf, It IlOothinle 14.yrIM thionid toothee the chIld,eOttette the soros, /Arm wind colic and te the best remitter fee Detraeree, ItiPERIAL mAr1.38 SYRUP. The etiolate otandard from Ocean is Oates, neer money batik Ifnetnetlemetery ROSE et LA.PLAME, Agrantsoiloattera,