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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1902-10-02, Page 6- Hee elititittio. Leura—res; yea gee rille told itim her father Owl lost all his wealth, juet to test lite love for her. Ada—Ami then? "Well, sho will now hotter next lime.—Olasgow aiming Timm. — Banbury rams. The quatut °Id tow ti of Banbury Oxfordehire luta been famous for lee torte Rine& tht) (1413R Or ram Sell aolt.nson. The reeate ist fie follows One pouna of roams, Manuel and eat small, one egg, Mar foul grated rind of one lemon, one eop of temat•, ono tablespoon of sherry or One - bolt tableepoou of brawly oe mare- Itelan° Make a Melt peke with an egg. 11011 it out thili arid cut out svilth a three or tour inch eater. Pet a, spoonful of the rneeine mixed With tlto other ingredients on one - twit of each rounil of parao. rola over, wet the dgee and pinch them together. Pre* the tops end bake twenty mlnuten.—Wbot to Eat. A Useful Apron, A dainty artist maiden Showed in the other day her painting apron, and it ()marred to me that it might be a, emotu,. thing tor a svomart who looks; eater her own flat. It owe be elipped on over her etreet gown when the comes in from an afternoon's:1 outing and bast to get tea, ready. Thee aprons are both pretty and eeroctical, and (telt afl mall tabrica but blue and white ginghamis Pare tiettlarly well suited to their pro -- femme They aro pretty, mile high at the throat, with a roll over collar with peinted ends that flare apart, but the apron can bo cut with a tallow open square or round neck. Both front and back are tome, shaped only by imam of ehouicler and under arm Reams. On the froett aro stitched patch pockete that neat quality to the comtort of the gar- ment. The backs; are simply finish - with hems through vehich the but. tonbolee and ,buttons work, The eleeves are in bishop! style, with etraight narrow cuffs that Mose with buttone at the seam, The gar- ment folio to. the hem of: the attire Met clearing the ground. feleven Reasons, A newspaper offered a prize re- cently for the beet answer to the question, "What are tho reasons that keep a seaman frora marry- ing'?" A. horrid, cynical male crea- ture carried off ono of the prizes evitli a list of sixteen " reasone." Among them were: Iler inability to make up her mind. The horror of being "given away." Tito unhappy resuite Of most roar- ria,gee. The faecivation at contitmoue Dia tatton. The uncertain quality of a hus- band's temper. The glory of never having accepted a proposal. The scarcity of desarable, or even tolerable, men. Her satiefaction of ovine; " No," witen she means "Ye' ---2-TMe saving in human life through the absence of bad cookery. The objectionable clause in the marriage Reelect) relating to obeFdi- once, Iler natural utter:1.1411'1ms; places the bappinese of the man she loves; be - firm her own, end sho remains; single. • P.A.TAAIAS FOR, WOMEN. Women's pajamas are one ol the novelties ot the day. They are made up en Loney and figured nainsook. Some of the materials are particu- larly attractive, being eprinarleil all !over with tiny Sitk flguree. The primmest seen thus far are mostly On - ported, but it la expected that pat- terns of American, make will soon nopeax,—Exchitoge. • eIN IDEAL 3,101'HER. Mark T,wahn is accredited with be- ing very reticent concerning ids family and in the only known in - atones!, where he hoe wrItten• about them he sold: "The mother of my children adores them—theee le no milder term for it e -and they worship iter; they even Voorship anything which the tench Of her hood has made steered. They knowher for the best and truest friend they have ever had or ever shall have; they know her for one Wake never did them a woong or can. opt do them, a wrong; who never told them a lie oar the shadme of a, lie; who never elecelved them by even an ambiguloutt gesture; who never gave them an urereaornable com- mand nor over contented herself short of a perfect obedience ; who has Always treated thent as politely and tonitiderately as Om would the best and oldest in the arid, and has atwayet required of them gentle speeteh and courteous conduct to- tvaril all, of whitteoevee degree, with whom they exerts: in' Contact; they know bee for One whose promise, whe- ther ,ot reward or punishment, a gold and atwaye worth, ite face to the ete termost farthing. In a word, they know' her, Meet I know he,. for the best and de/crest mother that lives —arid by a long, long way the wisest. • -- ITEMS OF INTEREST. The largest inneet know ii le the elephant beetle of Venezuela. One luxe been found that weighed seven Mioneaoto le called the "Bread and Butter State," and rightly, too, for beet year her mine turned out e(1,- 030,500 barrels; of flour, end' taut -lied over 00,000,000 poen& of butter. The baelielore tn !lessee Germany, have to pao 23 per rent more taxee than married men. 'titie law line eotripelled tunny single gentlemen to •tenigrate to Priniela. A strange Oecupation for a young lady ie plirsued by tiles Alice Rale ot itritteleor, Ont. lihe ertgritees In - Fier ipt IOUS on tombstones, in bet• father'e marble works, end le tot eXpert at the !realness. Pretty oervant girls ore eoneitlered protectien against burglars; In Lon- don. One of them In a house attrafts polkomert, and they drop in so fre. wetly to inquire regarding the heelth ot tho twenty that eaut Item burglars avoid eithil rest Mures, In the wenn-clams care of no Eng - lath ralistay there. In a sign reading thus: "Paefieritters Are recineete I not to put their feet on the mullions or seats of the enrragest." rnclerneatie that ingeriptIon a Iminorat folded, or they Will dirty tie a Tonto' A very happy death Memel the t'xter or a poulip.agoi colored man In 'Quitman, GIL, Ile had etoleil flee svatermelone, eaten four of them With greet gusto, nod died While telling fa devour the WO. A deliOlit rut Mune brightened last featuree etre in (Mate /Item. ev/e,ele4t 44eleN, 4-tekiet,;1d.e. fitel'ittleftelorict********z 1..COVE'S EMIL 40) 444444•444•4444444K, "Well, and haven't I heard cer- began to go down the lila together. tale people talking. about the Int But I discovered that this expanno tereeting things that go on In the tion, Mace was to have been so small world, end hinted that Ballater and simple a thing, bad already was a slow and tiresome old Place, where nothing ever happened worth meetiontng?" She blushed and hung her head a mi./Went, and then began her de - tame in a very meek voles. "I don't think I've really ever smakeu so ungratedully as that about dear old Imitator. IVe quite true ehould Ilk° to see a, little more of the big world outside -some day, but 1 think I imuld be content' to bear what you care to tell me about It for a year or two longer Met. The toot le, bite Maude," she went on, locating ap at rue svith ao altogether irresietible smile of affection and sympathy, "I could make up my mired to leave the Mlle, but I tran't make up tuy mind to leave you." What an °pealing! I began to 'old - ver and quake, and to give eigns ef such unnastakable nervousness that flablole evidently thought I was go- ing to be taken with a tit of some ah sort. e lookett helpieesly around, and I gave a laugh like a echoolboa who moues too early to Itis first ball. 'Pm not III, Babiole; I Uave some- thing to say to you." Upon this she became nearly as much disturbed aa I, and the color lett her seneltive ta.oe, as she sat mutely down an the tree trunk again the affairs. of the nation. to hear me.• We both enjoyed that walk bock "1--datet want you to—go away— to Larkhall very much ; elle because either—liablole," 1 jerked out slowly of the deliclotto new sense of import - and ufisteaeily. "You are very young, ance which our secret: understand - and I think you can afford to wait ing gave iter; I; because there was before seeing the world—if you are now a link, however frail, between not tired of this place and the people no, and because I was already deep Da it. Everybody Imre likee you, I mat! enough- in the mire to feel that say, loves you; and, at any rate, if there was but a maimed poor erea- the life is not very exciting, it has no ture in my place when elle was out great °area But your father, who demi not know us so, well as you do, is reactant to leave you here with- out some soot of—of formal guaran- tee for year safety." Bablole looked up at me from time to time in bewil- dered expectancy of something new and awful. "Safety" filIG echoed, in ap amazed whisper. • "Yes. Girls, when they grow to your age, must have a—a responeible guardiau, you know. How old are eou ?" . • "I shall be sixteen in Jelly." "Well, you see, in a few years you will be old enough to be married, and your father itis „naturally anatous to w see you well provided for ; establielt- ed, you know, settled—in fact, mar- ried." leablole was growing calmer. On reflection, of ammo there was teeth- ing so alarming in the mention of a womaies natural end aa to justify the horror which one accustonaed to consider maidenly ; but I was sure wheel at the time to find that she listened to me so quietly. I thouglit it would have helped me more if Mie bad shied at the subject, so to speak; sonae little strew of emotion of one kind or another would have spurred me on to make 11 better business of the Whole thing than I was doing. Her eyes, instead of being raised from time to time inquiringly to mine, were. now fixed on the Iftet faint glow of sunlight behind the hills ; but she raid nothing, and I haci to go on,; " He is so bent upon it, in fact, that he says [lint, young as you are. Mature of the Jest fair girl I lead itistred, of tap languid Ineltterenee %Mach Itad lett her cola tet My tisane! tent, rtifilleil hitt) my brean nati gave added V0110141 to Otte 500011(1 alba irrage '4''('r(' Milifertlidie. tidia drew away front ate settit a now thiliellty, and raft down 'the taw, ofter her mother, wiale Air.. Itilmeat smokeda, Met cigar with, me in the gardep, told called upon me to coddole with han, iThieht In the disturbed state of thought find 'feeling I was in X Wag readyenough to do. For when he petlfulY dilatea on tile life hie ache -tempered wife bad led 111111, On tee colaneee with tvitich site had alWoe's repelled instead of enteoltraged Illm, on thtl martyr -like etre Watb Which Rho 1144 received his every attempt be reformo I. felt that 'Was ready to side with the most worthless man lieleal atealnet the most wortaYWoMan, anti !atoned eympathetleaely ; And when he p0181011 10 the dutifully subdued fear WOO 8110110 in las daughterai eyes, in fentewer to the gaze of Ins own affection, 1 ilsteuea in eitellee to hist cynical oonalusion : "Women, they Make you pay by the noise either way, Mr. If they're not honest, they take it out of yone Pocket ; if they're honest, they take it out of your lieart. But rob you, one wayde another, ehoy all will to the end.,' 1 . And 110 went oft to the cottage in a meek and maudlin manner, olden made hie eubaequent conduct 0, most bewiltlering surprise...For on tile roi- lowleg morning Mrs. Palmer wag not to be seen ante, on her next appear - 11110(1 in puttee eomo evenings later, changed 10 some degree the chit was e char -It eet that her husband hail v M meter of our intereourse. Bablole madea forcible appeal to her memory gave me her hand to help, her clown. as freely and simply as she had often done before; bat seeaftee to me aow thathe it was thand of a fair yottug woman, instead of the hand of a child. It was some ehanoe in the girl herself, mad not In me, I felt sure, for I hod been fully eon- teoloue of my own love and my uwn longings ever slu,ce, on nay return from Norway, I had found iter atilt with tee sweet floseereface, but with' the form and shy proud manner oft a birddiug womao. eau - of old timee by giving her 11 black eye, In the meantime, 13abiole wee wild, shy and unapproachable by either her father or me. This state ot affairs being untenoble, and his wiffi•e very small provision of wills- k.ey exhausted, Eilmer in the course of the afternoon took a ale - patted foretvell of us, armed with a note to the station -master at A.beedeen, which I explainee would obtain. him a free railway -pose to London. ale thonked me for my cour- teey, but was by no armfuls distermea by it. In the midet of a sentimental Metered this phenomenon as we leaveetaking, he stiddenly flashed UP oroeseci the wild bare slope beneath into ferocity as I reminded lam that the fir -trees, and as we found our his wife and daughter were well and way tisrou,oll the grovvIng dark- gate with each other, whielt must be netts of the ook-beauelies, evith the some comfort in the prolonged ab-, Maier water shining before us in the eettco from them wilich the claims of deeta•nee, and the mid gathering art forced upon him. about us as we went dowa. There "Welt. and Safe 1" he repeated, his was no tomb of coquetry about her Moe resuming the brutal, lowering Mariner whereby I could take cour- look which had, under the amenities age, but a very pretty gravity ot soctial intercourse, sunk into which seemed to denote that even a placid animal contentment. belch a poor thing as a temporarY "res. I should twee 00. FOr can and make-belleve engagement to tell yo te It vroulcl be a ead time marry demaniled that one should put for those who had anything to do away childish things and talk about with it when nor little pert was anything else but well and safe." •The mail was in earnest-egenuine brutal earnest. Without again of- fering nle his hand, and with merely a nod by the way of last salutation, he left me in the study, where we had been holding tias last inter- view, with impeisive abrupthess. I eat dowh and looked at the fire, glad the man was gone, and thiuk- itlat no more of him, but of his fair 01 1139 eight, It was dark whew wo little daughter, and of the beet got into the' drive, and Mr. and Mrs, means of effectng the unceinfort- Muter were both) about, peering able hupression made by this v.olent tool unweloome irruption Into our old barmoblotte intercourse. I had been occupied thus about teh minutes, disturbed by no sound but the dashing or the rain of a sharp April shower against the win - (Iowa when the hall door Was trash- ed open again, and the hoarse graff volt* I had hoped to bear eo more broke upon my eiatvillino care again. "Come, no noneeme., aren't you safe wale your own father ?" I heard ee &bale, simply, letting her arm Mr. Eamer tole- angrily, to elle am- compaternent of plaintive pleat -Hoge remain in mine, this being the and protests front Babiole, whom, the straight for Waal way I had chosen next Montelli, eragged before of making known the result of our meeting. me. He had not waited for her to put on ber hat, but had thn rowover Igto, Mater was eager to break Itie her head her mother's macklatosit the party, and insisted that Babe -thee wiach. he now veiled off, leaving her boots must be wet, and that she pretty brown hale tumbling In die- onglit to come and change them. order abont her twee. She wee pita Butt; the artist had something to say fully ally and unhapPY, poor child, first. and she shruak back with crimson Sh "She won't catch cold. e's been too web employed, haven't you, Bab?" he mike -a seizing her by the orm, with a laugh that set her' blushing. 1 hosteued to put a stop to this "She wilt tell you all about it pre - Gently. I think rem had better go with her inOtlics! now, wiale I speae to yon, Mr. Kerner." Ho let her go, being in high good humor, consequent upon the discove ery and appropriation Of some wide - key In Me wife's captioned. •I told lam that his daeghter had con - Into beetles, and !calling their daUghter in a futile way, rather to fill tio me the tiwhen their tete-a- tete palled, than because they really expected to find her under a rhodo- do'naron or a laurel. "/ told you she was all right," said the lady, sharply, as we came ore "Abe, 1 Where have you been ?" asked her huebend, with ponderous rogneey. "On Oralgenclaeroch, papa," answer - he ivill only hit you remain here eeeteie to become engaged to me, lenge), on one condition."' and assured lam time I would do my She looked up quickla, with a best to make her happy. He grew change of expression which 1 took a little maudlin over the hardshile for that' of vague apprehemione et parting with, an only daughter, What condition ?" wh•ich, though rather far-fetehed, "You must be engaged—afflanoed— was to .be expected; but he was gen.. to someone he approves of before he ulnely glad tent elle Mtn well pro - leaves you." valed tor, and took care to point Babiole began to laugh. "fliit papa, out us me with some Miresedness that must know that that is ridiculaue. I hio pride in his daughter was pr- am not a princess, to make so much fectly disinterested, 0.8 he laid been fuss abottt. Besides, ane old enough, 80 Tong a waif alia stray meon the Melina says, to stay with her if 1 world that the world was eonelder- like." by hie reletione as boane to Nue- "We can't oomplain of your father port eheh (wen d he heti not been, for thinking so much of you. And tot he Wile, too proud to accept from there ie tt very simple way of satis- any 111all more than a mount when tying lam, if you really do care to he watt footer, or a drink when Ntay any longer, at the old cottage. he waa tbirety. Remember, yotiot 'father could ..ettelly I began to feel quite sorry for the posited° your wither to' atit 'away; With him if he were beat on having you and then the Ma life for her would begin again." The Ott rose to her feet hi great excitement. "What is the sheen' waY ?" "'You can become en, tged to me." I hail riot prepared hter in the least, aftee all. Kite did not Mart or speak, but I COlilti see by her farte that she was utterly surprised. 1 was afraid or a intety edema), and now nerewed up to the pitch of daring I hurried on without further hesitation. " You know, Debate,I am not asking you to marry me now, or at any future tseee, That must be for a handsomer, esore taelting fellow than I. lint 1 wont you to under - infield that I gm youteguardian up to the time when the (lathing young fellow tome up; and till then We will be just KS we have oilman been. You understand, child, that there is to be no binding tie on you at ale nothing new 'except the understand- ing that I am anseverable to your father kir S,.0111' eatety and impel - Moe, ;Now, ore you Willing to have We?" I tried to put the elnestion tte 11 joke, but I wet; meet :nosed. Sae put 'leo hoed Into mine with- out itt Iiret unswerIng, but her eyes; were Mil of team before I had ended. "1 will do whatever you wish, DOW and inseam elle Maeda" ehe Mid HO sweetly, 60 60n.ly, that at onte began to realize the peril to myeelf of I would 'have let her go, but nt whet; I h" (111 11 3', 118 11. a1"1" :"Hrhing the temp words slie shivered, and 0 tel ner toil 48 tho ILtl! creettte put up her Mee with a /sob ot sent - Into Mo arum, and tell her What a, nem terror to mine. I stooped and peer eitattee it was that she would !doted her, mid if he eltrank front ever flat among the fair -featured the touch of my trembling lipe, or wow a Men 11 doela all 1 the eentnet of my hideous; tam with would be for Just the right to fiber- lier flr at least she felt none Mr her. wieh had, meg. 1 of the burning hitt erneet; 1)11311 emir/red to turn sty eery heart to Then. 1l0iV8i'Or 1 Duly seal. "Ttutt'e gall, and the memo: of my hungry 1 The flirt ittPler..1811318 the lalienage right," in a strangled voice; and we bps into t WOO. For the remote- or the fi;ifir. 1.1ta titta molten, eiteeks as Iter father drew her ar firmly through his, and brought he close lig to 11.8 I titood, in grea anger anti perturbation, on. th oar. king. "Mr. Mande.' he saki, "you will exe cuee a, father's solicitude." He luta been making up that open- ing as he (lame along 1, felt Kure, from the pompoite effect watt which he produced it. Ile relied his band as 1 was bursting Otto an angry protest, and °maimed— "Yon eave obtained. my daaghtor's commie and my consent to becoming her affianced hueband." Title, too, watt a studied phrase, brougut out with. pedantic decision, "On that underatandina I leave her and her moteor in this naghboe- hood with confidence, and I call upon you to swear" -- But bore Babiole broke away from bine and retreating quitikly to the other Side of the table, oat of reach or the rough paternel arm, she cried out, with burning cheek.s and flatibing, bltie eyes: Papa, you are insulting Mr Maude, olut I can't listen. He ha been the best friend we ever had nobody knows how .g'ooil he Is; and now far you, you ought to) theal 01m—bonor him for what he Ita been Lo us—to talk aft it you mis trusted. him, as if we mistrustm poor beggar, and the feeling woe tit- lani—Oh, It le too horable I can't creased later, in spite or hit; causing bear 11 }low Mil. We /Rae' here rue to pass a MOHt uncomfortable after this ? Hour, it we do stay evening. They alt came in to see me here, can we look IMO hi the face? atter dinner. Mr. Minter watchect He Is the beet man in all the world Itablole about with great pride, tried and the kindest and the cleverest , Iter torice at the piano, on which he and ohl you negitt have tousted pertormed with some taste, and de- lant, and not have brought this cared that it was; good enotigh for shame upon ue grand opera. On the other hand he And the poor child crouched dowel Miami no opportunity of enubbing, his town the uearest chair, and turned wife with fermity, begged her not to away leer bead to lade her falling team. Her father listened to this outburst With unmoved pompous stolidity; but as she eank dosvu, he looked from het to Worrell' she blushed ancougorietbly; to me teeth! a proud and eatlefled et every unkind apeeelt to her mother glance, ea melt' as to say, "Do you the tears came to her eyee. In the 'observe my ilaughtera exquisite nen. eIlmax of her misery I bore a most unwilling alare. ability? Title is; one of the reenlist I wee bidding them ail good -night: o f4airt.rarrriinriteter. bIt ttnieenwtaol k AdroVv• num, whir heti aeveral time Mirth quite unmanned and nerveleee 311 n the en the doorodep, and was shakIng fatale With litthiole, when Mr, Eli- drive lettle you," said 1 burradlyt the evenlea disconcerted tes both by g the Mott of the girl's distress. "Sure - t 'ethers teferenee to the supposed PX" we eart algal:go everything to ('(ti') state of our feelInge, tale _eau- your eatistaction by ourtedves." Hely that that was; noe the way doggedly, holding his groundo de - "There Met ft'ont you," salt) 06, in match sweethearts parted he wag yeller,. Ready to sat - when termined to carry through to the left/ hien, but afraid to offend (mealier (two more dramatic plan 0( or frighten liablole, el ed eettlement. "I ant a father, Mr. nwkwartily and itesitated, while the - Moto& and a father's senor of itis mine:: girl bineheil, and tried tor ditty ehlid mutt be reopened. the 11e311 time to withlraw her Med gentlemaie" 80 far Rheum youreeit from mine. "Dime. affeeted, Batt" said her quite the father reaghly. Eight cents a pound is what a young woman paid for twelve pounds a fiesh, She was thin and weak and paid one dollar for a bottle of Scott's Emulsion, and by tak- ing regular doses had gained twelve pounds in weight before the bottle was finished. Eight cents a pound is cheap for such valuable ma- terial. Some pay more, some less, some get nothing for their money. You get your money's worth when you buy Scott's Emulsion. We will send you a little free. SCOTT dr. BOVVNE, glIEMISTs, Toronto, OntariO. soc. and PA° ; all druggists. 1,-1 • ^ - • y . • - He Misunderstoml. When the fat man aniseed his footing and name down hard on 'the rail -the concluetor jumped from the ear. "I'll have to telse your moue and aeleress, sir," he said. "liEload hettvens!": exclaimed the fat maa, Mlle you think I hurt Tour right of way ?"-oChicago Post. Minardar Liniment cares Burns, etc. Only Titre.° Stops, (peek.) Former Stackpele — How many stops; has that 'ere organ ye bought for your daughter got? Farmer Hawbuck (grimly)—Three —'brea,ktast, dinner and supper. ZNGX,1811 SPAWN 1.1NLItlill§IT removes all hard, soft or calloused Lumps and Blem- /ghee from horses, Blood SpavIn Curbs, Splints, Ring Bone, Sweeny, Stifles:Sprains, Bore and Swollen Throat, Coughs, etc. Save $50 by uso of one bottle. Warranted the most wonderful Blemish Cure ever known. Sold by all druggists. The Truth is Sometimes Cruel. (Washington Pout.) To tell the truth ellen it ought not to be told is often the remot- est thin a a newspaper or a person can do. it is easily possible for a truth to 'do more harm than a lie. We believe the worst habit of the work newspapers 1$ hunting upend pointing truths that axe not call- ed for by- any public interest, and the effect of whose publication is to bring ehame and oometimes ruin upon individuals or famine& Men and women have been driven to suicide by having theta early mie- takes ow misfortunes served up in sensational nowepapers f or no other purpose than tb naake racy reading. !Mime of the most Ge- teete:1 social peste are persons who plume themeelves on their love of truth. Between the span or wo- man weer wilt tell a white Ile to shield another and the ono who, in season and out of season, legate on telling "the 'truth, the whole truth and nothing but tile truth," commend us to the former,. New York Centro! • and Hudson River Rath. oad. The above name is a household word and m tbe superior exeellence of the road should be r sufficient to attract most people, but now t that the rate Is •the some to New 'York and points east as by other lines no further re - 0 eommendatiOu should be sought. Every- body. will tell you It the hest Chinese High and Grand Tumbling• An accident of a most peculiar nature took place yesterdoy iu Macao street, when a Chinaman in- dulged la a clever exhibition of gym - nastics by falling from a window- in the third story of a house, picking himself up fend walking away as it nothing untoward had happened. Ile aeoepted the oecuerence as intytt 01111e everyday programme, Notwithetanclt Ing this Pell from a height sufficient to matiefy any orclinory pelmet), arta to hold him for a while brooding upon the consequence of the 1nel- de01, this Chinaman went away with little more thaa no.brnised thigh to mind lam tet hie exploit, Fie was; a Olantimato No wonder that Ms na- Monica dominate the Far, East, " KELPION yr35 $ANI,IZ(I ovoilsitt.1 ; Endorsed by best English medlealjournalse Suppitedto 'British soldiers In South Skies. c , ear all throat and Oland Troubles, Lumps, s 1 libiessies, Old Soros, ulcers, Futons, Stale Diteases Eczema Pimples, Stiff Joints, paitgmlgitssm. ,stuomplaaart4, paerttp:, Bruises. Sofa by Drug;lsts. 26. Try fi osse. wisdom or 13 bes. A mother of a nensItive child Writers: On Easter Solidity Met I thougla tny little two-year old daughter would enjoy the Music and flowere in a, near by charche but unfortuitately ewe arrived at the dom. jeet as the last bell began to !Meg. Ili 'wan Tool and harsh' as rthe average bell le, and the chile cp, and advised her leave her juvenile ways to her daughter. Poor Bablore spent the evening in torture. At each word of extravagant praise ehrleked with, terror and could not be hicluoed to enter the Muer. Mut . was taken back 11 third time after tho belt iadcell sefi ringing, with the eame resolt. And it woe months before she would willingly even pass Willa idle atilt 031.118 "the charch bell Doom% this prose the ring - ling Of belle a barbarous oustorrr? I Onye 8 wiee ilItin girl of three YetirV when her mother undertakee reprimahd, "Don't talk, mother ; you Mims' We no use," Sometimes 911e breaks br with, "Don't geoid, mothh et", Omit smile nee say 'you may go Mit, Catherine.'" At this point mother meetly emilest and says, "Oatherine, you may go out." I am not insenstible that you ham BOMAN an to epeak, curled up at this. "And therefore I have permitted this engagement. But I Must 1148 it plain that I hold you responstitle for my little gale; happluese, end that if n.nything goes wrong with herr It le yea -erre, Mr. elautle—who will have 10 tomwer for it to me." (To In. ('ontimied.) "Just a Little" • negleeted, May produce &trona Itheitmatiene or (Mut. Just a Ilene Itaeleache nifty ereate Lumbago. Just 0, little Sprain fiemetimee notices a Cripple. aast te little Bruise may tIO • lot of dam/eget Joet it little Iienelache ntem be the forerunner or Neurolgia. Suet a little St Jambe Oil, epplied in time, cures; promptly end permanently Aches and Paine, allat a little °slalom; Just a Intl& MIRO Yeere of PRe Imre against years; of Paint A peek fit li the. tleviatt Or book. t BOW AUNT DINAH I 60T INTO TROUBLEflThl $ ++++++++++++++++++4•444o0 pajfenee, girl has CoMe to titay. Shot itai not of Moe order of ephemera., the fleeting fods of the clay, which, are gone ere one can 007 they are. lettet, that le what all the pa.lama girls aeor declaring. Pajamas aro the most heavenly thlugs 'that ever were invented tor the delectation Of intim end converted into a bleseing for wornan, Snowy cambric& and lace fella no longar hold their dominion over the fair One who lias elected to become, a. pajama girl, says; the rooklYit Eagle. The most Necluotive maze of ribbon and taco trimmed lin- Keels) la the way of odtiobt robe 10 Paased indifference. "No more niategotens for me," confided en anima member of the pajlitito fdatf'r- 11339,4. adore my pejamucti, I emit a Mt queer lu them. et Met, dot you know, loot kept looking at myself in Oho mirror to elect 11' 1 Wtte 00(1118 In.Y0elf Gr 'WO other fellow. It wasn't long, though before 1 suceumbed to the delicious comfort of them. 'Now I'm busy converting; all my franca, and the) very ones: who ot Met held up their hands, in horror awl Ora lied, 'Ole how simelflog ! HOW mannish r are just the most mabuslastie over *, pajamas now, Contests, nose, aren't they lolly little affairs?" They cer- tainly were aecideilly piquant on their pretty owner. Time Were Illtala et blue And white atelpe mercerized linen, telitth boucle and trap; of plain , white and a little poeket on the left aide. Fecemetlines they are oft soft silk In delicate truest. The feminine order of pejainfibootl be naturally a seeret Onfly and it Is only a; erre intimate ' friends arta deareet enemies who even enspeet, that she is iv member. • oit Little Cold, )(au will become a great danger If It be allowed to reach down from the 'throat to the lunge. 1p the peril iu the bud with alien's Lung Balsam, a sure reniedy containing no 01)19113. Vea y Absent blinded. A West 'Philadelphia teacher of ramie is absentoulocied far beyotal elto :ordinary, and freetoontly ,gives exhibitione tot his weakness that 'amuses and astonish those who know him, Not long ago, Ire boarded a owe near his ;home, graeiously greet - Minardts Liniment for sale every- wbere. Ono of the Wise. A. pedlar, with a. Very heavy valiee, walked confidentay up to t00 door of a respectable looking house. . "Can I see the lady Of tile man- sion 9" he inquired, politely. "Yee, if ye ain't blind," the woman answered, "What do you want ?" "CM, really, are you the mistress ?" "Well, what did ye take me ler? Did ye think 01 was the ice -box, Or a horse, or the man next door 2" she re- plied, crossly. "I didn't know, mum, but I thought perhaps you miglit be the youngest du htert" "Weil, that's true," and it was not: eeriest that the pedlar left with a, mach lighter vela's. Mestirs. C. C. Richards & o.: Geutlemen,—My daughter, 13 years old, was thrown from a, sleigh and in- jures; her elbow so bailie, it remained stiff and verypainful for three years. Pour bottles of MINARD'S LINIMENT completely cureci her, and she halt not been tronblea for two years. Youre truly, J. B. LEIVESQUE. FL aoseph, P. Q., Aug. 18, IWO. Union or Ilealth and Wealth. (Illustrated Bits.) Miss Millyun-hOne can be very Itappy in Ibis world with bealth and =they: Deatibroke—Then let's be made one. 1 have the health and you have Abe money DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED by local applications as they cannot reach lhe diseased portion of the ear. There% only IMO way (0enre deafness, and that 1 by con- stitutional remedies, Deafness is caused by 10) illttallieel C0)1(110011 of the MUCOUS lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is in- flamed you have it rumbling sound or Wiper - feet hearing, and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is the reault, and unless the Milani- nuttion eau betaken out and this tube restor- ea to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten ere eautesPby Catarrh, which le nothing but an intionted condition of the unteous services. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any eUmfr 1)(.01UPSIS (5111Neet by tatarri) that (331111.1131 (1' cured by lialrs Catarrh Cure, fiend for etre:al/111.4, free. F. 3. CargagY &Co., Toledo, 0. Eohl by Druggists, 7833. ita IN Family 11113 (1(33 the best. Oriout II I Logic. A men bought three pounds; 0( 1110311, and brought it home to his Wife to cook for Mimeo, and then went way to ids place of business in' the bazaars,. Tite wife was hungay and etto the meat. 1 In.tite evening the man came honae I and asked for kis dinner. t•There te Ito meat," tea14 the wife, for the oat ate IL." "Being the eat," said the man, "and a 130 10 or goateed' "Weigh tbe cat," mail the man. The eat weighed three pounds. "1! two is the cat," Raid the man, "where 10 the meat? And tilts le the meat, where le the eat ?"—The Drawer, Harper's Magazine for Jelly. Worn thin ? No! Washed thin! That's so when col -Dawn soap is used. UNLIGIIT REVVIGES 4XPENSE ASIC 100 11*0 00411044 Into stS 111:1;:tit:ettitr tde't4ritien'' You're always doing annealing. Tine time Editor itithe ot the Weat- si•orth Light, hail elipmel a ecsg. Lie went to Ottawa to el(oo1 at the 1)u.linelitillielmituls"retielitlititatettritir4 tremolo woe OM spry stiff, awl No lte retyped ti !Mlle of wire up his mutt. H itlt)V to itently ha arm. tiltat's whore he nettle a mistake!! IS .110 haat Laiceo n "00811 whieltse" Or V. etlitetbiatil of lo•tterle" it WWI id 1)1V83• .411.11'01Pa 1114 arm just the sante L(1;111111. Inti`e been foetid tort he sem; ft "itreti preacher" and veto refigioree and eouldn't oleLev,e, 1tote•it 111fiiglut,:ohqTiee1 tle18108:(0111033 th;Bible Mit:a say anything 0:2tltiu)1ngalvreap1110 se he tbought it Wad 110 111r1 1 ( . The walking boss came along tenti 110th:1ea the "rigidity" of bie arm, gave It a tap with ide Calle to test the muselee. And lo and behold! A. sotena eame fot•tit like a tinkling cymbal! The arm wail stripped and by the diviklewit there ley a, (ma of wire, long e»ough to band a telephone plino.rTof!esfogn Watt dishonored, the church was up The newspaper woe scandalleed, and Derides got it InAtnicile,w4(?hcakt. wee the (tease of all title? The some Q Id thing. A. man trying to get "something tor 1 -lath- ing." Lever's Y -Z (aids° Head) Disinfectant Sosp Powder is a boort to any home. It Main - feat and Mean at the same time. 30 The Whole Thing,e Modiste—Hal you look ofer zee new fashion plates I send you? Lady—Yes, very carefully. "And vat you decide?" "1 have made a eampoeite photo- graph of them ail, and I wish you to mire my dress look as much like tt as possible" ISSUE NO. 40, 1.90. tego-gongeerao °tore eteettetegeogeteetel Male Tastes in 1$ V Isloidene who 11476 peewee their 3101.0 year, Faye "Health," may now ciann that they represent the meet perfect and advanced type of mat- denheed, and look down upo» gale who marry 'before 2'4 as very inneh 11300e akin to savages, for it Is11 well-known fact that the age of marriage advances with elvilizaton. Everywhere the 31101'e ;nature wo- man le tit the fore. The tastes or men In 0,18 regard seem to Metre umlergone (mutilate rc volution, mai ltteLeall of flutter- ing about the Inexperieneell talking pretty no thing.i, they are nottelang their experience% Immo- ening their itorizon, etuterenieg• their wite In clever eouvereetion with Wale brilliant and bretalial woman. OtIr Iftiatchos May be banded from father toson---heirloome-tteyare ae nearlyperfect as pooltle, yet not expensive,. /UM - deeds are now in use by those who ere particular about aecurate time. Tat us eend you our catalogue showing ate many styles of solki gold, fine gold filled, silver and gen metal, Watches in faith ladies' and gentlemen's sizes, . . AMBROSE KENT&SONS 010M,I D 41.41405°1RIN..?Q00.t,45;Zsgil'45 (CC YOt;,JGE ST !Jihad `5011ClitiONOSIWEST. 70RONTO That Was Different. • (Chicago Post.) "Ie he extravagant?" they Asked, "Not at all," she replied. 'Tat! he eponds 011 he makes," they urged, "True," the admitted, "but he spends it on me." Stops' the Coup and Works Oft the Cold. Lasati ye Bromo QuInineTablets cureacold in oue day, No cure, No pay. Price 25 comm. At the Drat sign of a criimother pain Ono or the Others. In the bowels take Perry avis' One day when the mother of twelve tu hot water, sweetened, and yott have mas- tered the difficulty. There is but one Pain Lud 50c, oirriaknirk7 had worked very hard, she killer—Perry Dtwls'-25 said to tyoungest (who was called F What le a Lotstor ? • Suit for damages is now pending In the Chicago alerts, which is based au, 403 unusual plea—the defenda,nt called the pialnitiff "a lobster." Un- der a recent law concerning libel, the person sped for calling horrid names call go free if he can prove that the alleged "libel" is true. If that should eater into this case, some light upon, the exact nature and habits of Vas genus lobster humanus might be thrown,. If the defendant were to undertake ter prove the truth of Die assertioo, hoes, woula he go. about It? This opprobrious epithet has been east about among people of all grades of society for several years. When it struck and stuck to the right persc.n, everybOely sees the fitneee of the title. But toilet, exactly, are the main eharaeterieties of the "lobs- ter •"1 - "Oh, iteM'a lobster I" owning from the rouged Cupid's bow • mouth of Dotty Dimple, as she waits behind the wings with spear adjusted, ready to lead the line of "soldiers brave," means that the gentleman under dis- cuesion is smeeptible to the right kind of manipulation which extracts birds and cold battles trona his poo- icetbook. "Tell me, what is a lobster '?' was the query Put to a mao who had just: grOwled the offensive word at the retreating figure olf an acquain- tame who bail jostled him in the passageway. "Wen, it lobster is aa-a—lie paused helplessly'. "He's a kind c*!-eof ani- mal that is always in. everybody's way—out of place, you know." And he brightened up with the glow of 001e who luta accomplished that most difficult protege of thought, .a 'define Ripe. "You see, a (Map that tries to butt in with another fellow's girl —the other fellow calls lain a lobs- ter—seer So, that's a nutn's definition. But how about the womant0 "What kind Of a man do you ce.II a Retorter ?" The bright young woman who was aaked the remotion, pondered ix mornent, then said tersely: "A bore. Ilea always dense and stupid." . Anti there you have the two ver- sions. Rut how eame all those repul- lave qualttiee to be fastened upon tbot innocent, succulent, scarlet- blaelt creature, the emblem of jolty, Midnight good fellowellip, the lobs- ter of the sail sea wavAm ? Piles To prove 10 you 018)1 Dr: close's- olramentio 00ttaill ba Inede lanb: OLUdt 33 r ceC .11:d itnOor pc:: and every form ot itching, the MakkuteactUrers have guaranteed% fi.100 tea. tinionlals in the daily prof' und ask your neigh. bore What they Oink OFF'. You ean WO it and got 00110 MOHO' back if nut cured. tiee a liftX, 111 au ewers oreteesoNtBares Ss CO„Toronto, Dr:Chase's ointrnont I • "Frank, I oldie I had a girl to do my Work." Frank said: "Why don't you, trado one of tee boy.w off for it girl? But not me." 1 4,45,441:4.1,0114114402014440.2,11 LIBBY Luncheons a keyaud you Mid the meat; exactly as It Ian Wettest tho produotia koy•opoulua 'Pura smssams.vasso. us. We put them up in thls two Potted Ham, Beef add Tongue. Ox Tong(se (whole), Veal Lodi, 3 Deviled Ii,iin, Brisket Deo:, Sliced Smoked 13eat. MI Natural Flavor foods. Palatable ant WIkeleaolue. Your grocer should hove them. Libby, mescal a Libby. Chien° "How '101.31(1(8 0000 Tomos TO RAT" will be seat :twilit You ask us, ete262606b. UTTER AND E065 POULTRY CHEESE COND AND nXTRAUTPD HONEY flood facilities for handling. Consignments solicited. Correepondence invited and prompt- ly attended to. Will huy honey outright. JOHN J, FEE "I'',.Anitgra.l'ast, NOHumai. 8 PRIVET IN. HTIllIMEN't8 la 1 1):11::::UnaltisSr:.7r1Otri 121Psdt= tooting Maket 48 d,,,eren tear tnarte , o!;71., 771,11034. ratio Horns. i 11.8117)002"t;r1;42 r06.1 ;13011. , 0* '01,181a. emanne, Farlfold, low*, *7. 5. PEN AND INK P DRAWING For practical purposes. ALL OBANCIIE8 thoroughly anti successfully taught by our OnleINAL Old ouremou extern:it. Best course by 3811(3 0300 drafted. 9.4.011, Y LUAIllall) ST llin,tollsiT40.1)ZilvtlAllgitztt fart/t01) SALARIES 1 Trriprove your statue nouns at HOME Imei MUM while you stddy. Write for I \ss. booklet giving full inforinatiou. Cana:till School of Illustration RONTO, OMYonge and .Gerrard 110.TO01021111111111114.1111111sardintatinerasesom TO Mita A,. COlete fel ONR DM( Running No Mak. d'n,ke Laxative Brom° Quinine Tablets. Alt "t7O him plenty of rope," quoted druggists refund the money if it falls tO cure. It. W. Grove's signature 30 011. each box. 2.8e. the stranger, "and he'll hang him - Two Kinds of Mat, aneladeleitta Record.) "They eald be was a diplontat when he name went to Congtess." "Yes; but he felt more like a doormat when some ot those trust Magnates woiked over him." :Sneering Liniment Cures Damietta. (linger Auelto. rare and quarter Mt teeny apples; as desired. Weigh anti tree as Many pounds of sugar as of fruit. Make a syrup of half the sugar, using a eup ot water; ponr syrup over the apples and lot stand twenty-four hours. Now add the reinalodeir of the angrtr. Peel a Wino% boil the rind In a little water, about half 0, tea- enpfut of water to 01111 rhid, and to elrery tie() ponnits of fruit odd this 10- 8(0s water and the juice of a whole lemon, also one ounce of ginger to ()Very two Manila of fruit. The gin- ger ally be tied In a muslin bag if not desired pet In with the fruit, Cot* until the apples are transpar- ent. Snag recipe makes delielems pr8. serees, itnit will answer equally well for peat's, vegetable marrow, equefill and filtrate the latter Monad be boil- ed in Meng water firat until tender, --thleago nor:tit). elr" "Irene he will," returned Alkali Jake, 'Mut out here tee don't take no chances, It we give him the repo,. you bet we'll make a Num -thing job ot the hanging." --------- Minatens Liniment relieves Neural- gkie Het- 1 levee iteeeetIon. "What del you do when that Itoe- rld Mr. Waxem proposed to you 1" "Ito propooel 09 letter, and I salt- retturned the proemial otter writ- ing across the fano of the envelope: 'Oporto:1 by m'etekea and thee signed My Pante tO it." Dr.Carsonls Tonic Stomach and Constipation Bitters Made from the formilla of nn without Canadian pity olelau, tete usad tite preteriptiou in Ms preetiee tor many years, with meet satisfactory mauler, A Purely Vegetable* Tonle and Blood Purifier* Price ga eebte per Bottle* run1Iv you ran obtain the pre arm ieu 0 mar 119111 11112818160, but t you rennet Mona it a your neighbor. bees, we will send nue or mote bete flee on receipt of price (5(3e per hot - tie) CO rt10 go primula Prim)litet sent Yenta; on Ippllestion. 'FHB 6f108011 MgDIGIN6 601411HY TortoNTO TerANT1111-81eVelltALIIIIIGHT PBOPLO, ley who can earn at least fifteen dollera weekly; several] 010110 representatives; make ever eve dollars Iii 11 day; no dellVering nor collecting. • Tile Century chrtstian co., Ltd., Toronto, Ont, POCEET MAGNIMING OLASS—SITUTe X up like e knite, for exiatheng tine work or toe email things ot emitter.; is invaluttlee to students, engineen, mechanics, tallore, for {eating cloth, ete.; heat to arty tuldrear for ntie, 5 for .e1.00; figents teemed. Wetter Lamp and Mtg. Co., Lialuilton, Ont. AtTOTI011 SALE There will be sold on the premises by public motion on 'Wednesday, Oetober 1s0, at 2 Welock,. ZIMAIRDMAN yAnm, itt norungeon riret term 50!! UL of station ea Iluoineton Road; 87 acme; beat sandy ioanu abundance ot fruit; two tonnes IOW out- amain/on Aoki in \Marie or 10 acre iota. d'ERN18-10 per cent, at timo Of Sale,bialataco on teat terms. irlOrt SALE—ROMP) TYKE PINBST a 1 al nger beet an in Ilay Confity, 'both wild and cleared, in good farming commun. itY. APrily to /. Ilentir, Meter, mica Mee Winslow's Ecoathink Snap ehould %twos be used for Children Teething. It itoothes the ehild, ottani thogentar, enrol Wind collo and IS the bestreMedr lorDierrhroll. 111PERIAL MAPLO SYRUP. _The atandard from Omen 40 Ocean. Your money letek 11 aetaettlieretery ROSE & Leltdalks agents, Montreal.