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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1902-07-03, Page 6ADVICE ICE TO A BRIDE ' !Don't tale An chances at the outset fol eevur inarrled life. Give Wig MONSOON CEYLON T1: A, moi" °'ice °'?` lo LOVE'S EXILE.s4clevp4044444444044414440, CHA.12,TE'R I. Poor little witch! 1 think site left all her spells and love -philters be. land her when she let herself be car- ried off from Ballater to 13arswater, a smut where nu sorcery more poet- ical or more interesting than mod- ern spiritualism finds a congenial home. What was her star about, not to teach her that human hearts can beat ae passionately up among the quiet hills and the dark fir - berme, as down amid the rat..le and the roar of the town? Well, Well; it is only in the grave that we make no mistakes ; and life and love, lied knows, are neyeteries be- yond the ken of a ohuekle-headed country gentleman, with juet sense enough tb handle a gun and land a salmon. And the nihil and substance of all this is that the Deeeide hills are very bleak In December, that the north wind sighs and sobs, whistles and howls among the ragged firs and the bending larches In a man- ner feareome and eerie to a lonely ratan at hie silent fireside, and that bouks are but sorry substitutes for human companions when the deer are safe in their winter retreat in the forest, read the grouse -spoors are white with snow. So here's for another pine -log on the fire, and a glance back at the fourteen yeare which have souped away since 1 abut the gates of the world behind ole. Ttte world! The old leaven is still there - then, that after fourteen yeare of voluntary—almost volun- sl•• au t . 1 girl who had inspired :. l,> pas could even, looking ie the future, foretlead (ll to getbere ird;is lint •i Bsandwife often' slit, fallen fir ill the ideal position of an Imo 1 ?Mg goddess to that of a tante pt't rabbit, bored to death by ate t •'letnnite* when I was eCrltllls, and Ire •.tenets by me- i11Epetnostt, wstell 1 watt gay. woul•l discover, with quick woman's in- stnet, that the best of myself was no longer given to her. and cavilling at the neglect of a loieband whose so('iety oppr('teed lire. would find compensation fur her wrongs among more frivolous conil)an ons. do that, weary of frivolity me eelte my wife would avenge my deft (Olen. the sobriquet of "Handsome Harry," and I wtiH quite as much alive to my personal attractions, quite as aux- IOUs to show them to the best ad- vantage as any female professional beauty. It was agony to think that, hating already exhausted my imagin- ation in the invention of devices by whiceoeturme, the shouldrestricted always appeaana little better dressed than anyone else, I could do nothing more for my love than I had done for my vanity. AP a last resource I curled my hair. The boldness of my devotion soon bSax- meundham wan to s fifty-two, had e Earl ta snub nose, and was already bald. Lady Helen was very young, sweet and Ample, and perhaps scarcely real- ized yet whart much handsomer horses and gowns and diamonds are to be got with eighty thousand a year than with, eight. So she smiled at me and danced otitis me, and said nothing at all in the sweetest way when I poured out my passion in supper -rooms and conservator- ies, and giggled with the most ador- able childlikeness when I kissed hor little hand, still young e.nough to be rather red, and told her that she had inspired 'pie with the wleh to be great for her sake. And the end of it was that the Earl began to retreat, and that I was enubbed, and that these snubs being to me an earnest of victory, I became ten times more openly, outrageously daring than before, and my suit be- ing vigorously upheld by one of her brothers?, who had become an ora- cle in tb•e family en the simple bails circle of a few hundreds of not of bei'n'g difficult to please, I was at 1 last most reluctantly accepted •IIs particularly wise, not particularly ! -Ludy Helen's, betrothed lover. interesting people—the world! They yly. success gage me the were wise enough and interest'trlg sort of prestige of curiosity 1 this e and earnestness, n t thee esti C u earn m passionate enough for ssioltla >gw Lich P a I twenty, though, when by the death ; age when we associate passion with of my elder brother I leapt at once seedy Bohemians and earnestness from an irksome struggle, with ex- with Methodist preachers, can easily pensive tastes, on 0 stingy allow- excite among a generation of men +ince of three Hundred a year, to having no stimulating iron bars or the full enjoyment of an income of stone walls between them and their eight thousand. > lady loves, can reserve the best of How fully I appreciated the de, their energies for other and more lights or that sadden change from exciting pm -smite. I was the respect- I suppose almost every man, in the sober hours which alternate with the ptlroxysute of the wiliest passions, can ftlrlU a tolerable correct fore- eaRt of his life with tilt W0111a31 who likes to believe that she line cast hint into an infatuation whose force is blinding. The peel ere is alwaye with him, showing now in bright col- ors, now in dark ; vary ing a little in • ut its outlines front tier to time,b Balt the same substantially life b'b sin t Ells r 6 and more or less oceitrate aceording to the measure cL hie intellect and experience; not at all the picture of even an earthly paradise, lint yet with charms which satisfy human longings, and make it hard to part with. ea 1, having made up my wind that beauty, gentleness and mod- esty, good birth and fairly good temper were the only attributee of my future wife on which I could rely pllilo;YophieaIly deeldetl that they formed as good an equipment as I had any right to expect, doubled my at- feringe of flowers and bon -bone, and traneterred the diequ!sltian on art, literature, religion and politics, In which I had begun to indulge to her brother. Lord Edgar Normanton was a tall, fair, broad shouldered young man, who, niliin frivolous the musementsofhs age and station, did Ho in a grave, lei -surely, and re- flective manner, which caused him to be looked up to as nue capable of higher things, whose presence at a cricket match wag a condescension, and who appeared at belie with some occult purpose connected with the etudy of human nature. I had al- ways looked upon his spec- ial Triendehip for as an honor, of which I felt that my new departure, in deciding that 1 had sown wild oats enough, made me more worths'. It never oconrred to nee to ask myself or any- body else whether his wild oats were sown. It was enough for me that he was glad when mine were. With the loyalty of most young men to their ideals of their own sex, I would far rather have discovered a new and unsuspected flaw in Helen's character then have learnt anything to shake my respect for her brother. Woman, when not considered as an angel, can only 'be looked upon as a fascinating but inferior creature, whose faults must be overlooked as irremediable, in consideration of its contributions to the comfort or the pleasure of man. One may argue about them, but except as a relax- ation one cannot argue with them. 'Edgar was openly delighted at my engagement with his sister, which he considered merely in the light of at tie to bring us two men closer to- gether. Such a little nonenity as I foundhe considered his sister to be, might think herself lucky to be honored by such a use. This was the position of affairs when a memorable shooting party in Norfolk, of which both Edgar and I formed members, resulted 1n an ac- cident which calls to bring sty love affair to an end as sensational as rte beginning. CHAPTER II. We were engaged upon that hospit- able abomination at a shooting party—a champagne luncheon. Hav- ing made a very fair bag for my morning's work, and being tired with my exertions, I was inclined to think that the serious business of the day was over for me and' that I might take it easy as regarded further effort. Edgar, who, cluee his discovery that my fervoram the sub- ject! of has sister had grown less ar- dent, was inclined to assume more,of the character of mentor totvarde me than I cared. about, had Seated himselfon tine ground beside e eee . r,< .. ISSUE NO ... r. . 'q.,t"7.,1.y. , ,1,.I.1„l.,s .;,,, ,j..,.., ,,•.; 4e; p.,; Hell i How to Got Rich.; iCh /// I > i ix J to Ggbee consumption, with Scott's 4• 4, Take a quantity of slliea costing .;. one-fourth the )1 ee of011; 114 it M G ` ro " ACII`'. with oil, slid sell the compound to Emulsion of cod-liver oil, is long s> ° 1 re; the public at the price of pure oil • o'• in advance, If it threatens, you can resist ; and yott may overcome it, Don't be afraid ; be brave. Bttt tackle it ; don't waste time, $eNU FOR i'$ UAM„IC ANC 1111' 11. SCOTT 4 SOWNE, - CNte"*1o. , , TORONTG. True to Ills Word. Y. Sun.) Wire—If I had known that would refuse to let mamma and visit us, 1 should never harried you. Husband—Weil, didn't I tell you that I loved i ou for yourself alone ? you come have Don't grin and bear it, Whet) your old toe, rheumatism, gets into your Muscles, put 1). & 1..' "The h tIt •pain -conquering t ewnlu ;lteuthul Pliisk++r uu the sore spot, and bieseed relief conies tit °nee. Beware of substitutes. The Microbe Question. (Montreal Star.) A microbe lingers 4n a kiss, yon tfay ? Yee, but he nibbles in a pleasant way—, Rather than In the pipe and tete- plume Better to catch' him kissing and be "ineligible" to "eligible"t How quiex,y 1 began to feel that, in ac- cepting an invitation, instead of receiving a favor, I now conferred one! My new knowledge speedlly transformer a harmless and ra- ther obliging young man into an 1nt3uflerable puppy; but the puppy was wetetemed where the obliging young mau had hardly been toler- ated. Beautifully • gradual the change ways. both in me and to my friends; for we were all web - .bred and knew how to charge the 1 ter having eoneeale•d myself for come old formulae whit new meanie.- 1 hours behind a ,7apanese screen in "You wall be sure to come, wul t the library ; stow, revolver In hand, • yon.?" from a (hostess to me was I had forced the unwilling parent to Oi kindness, it accede to my demand for his daugh- nu longer a crnluo 1 the was air entreaty. "You are very tar's hand, and much more of kind," from ole, expressed now not same kind listened to with incredulity gratitude, but condescension. l but still with interest. rather nice girl,- who had been 1 It was hard that, after the eclat scolded for dancing with ole toot of such a beginning, our engagement/ often. was now, like the litule child- ren sept out in the streets to liege praised or blasted by her motion: according to the degree of atten- tion I htt'1 paid her. 1 did not shale the contempt of the other men of my own Lige for this manoeuvring ulau,ma ao.1 the rest of her kind, though I dareely 1 spoke of them in the saute toile as they did. In the first place, i was flattered by their lounge to my new poeitton, interested as it was; and in the spend oil presents for her ;less legltt- inmatwere second,we ev r presence their >t - and Ia t slam renounced i e sure I ren l mate pleasure z nor, , dress, matt 1 an so hats b alike in <lr ter of course, with shame that tete iLtlr what by courtesy is culled coil- ter Paris to a proper and , per 1ectly well-conducted Helen, the Romeo to a new Juliet. My wooing and engagement became a society topic, the subject of many interest- ing fictiorre. Spreading to circles a little more remote, in the absence of any Downing ;street blunder, or ('lapham tragedy, the story became more romantic still. I myself over- heard on the underground railway the exciting narration of how I forced my into the Marquis/' bedroom, af- MYnard's Liniment for Bklettma- tlem. Air lnslow's Sereitiu: :e,Iep . always be used Inc Chalon 1'n '1 wee. ee. soothes tlto child, softens the gum , •' u'( colic and is the bent remedy fur Ole t 1'h . • •. • otter " prizes " with the compound ` c , F WANT 4.4.4.44+4,4.+.144,4+4,444.44 -..,44 -pi -o: to make it sell. It is such a / / o..,•,, •• o• - ,..>.• , •. compound the piddle get when they t3crrlt'R nu,l llther trust„ uu ' in,.!.ri -;-•u. "r 1 ne Ill kitty 1 O.13. tll,ilt of Nbl;»u u , IL •, lint - It foul rlLitlEtii nearly every flu, for ( buy common soaps. In Sunlight tnotltll. Soap- Oetaiaon I at'- lite Pl1bile buy tet', let l tt Ttrtrll AT'plr+tI ['nu!'t,::tnitnll ,,:leer was Motive, a pure and \yell-rnade soap. ship- farm prutlne.'. ('usreepulltte•1'•> tows iso hats light Sottp reduces expense 1)e. 1't:,'ri.n 1''Itt l'1' . in 11U' lrolnri Iri the life Ot the articles (or. York hull \t Miami -4w.. Market Itl1):., b i g g utta,vn, out. :lir. George 1•'1•rgut:,ln'tt ct1' flood(,'tt, the roof of his hot sprung a leak, tout every tit tig pantry was in a eltrwlie stats, (4 dctmpll es8. At suet Mr. Ferguson hired, Horne men to flip .a clsti'r0. "lfakt It a largo one," he Haid. "a hundred barrels, at 1 'net. It Is gotos to let all „tilts rata water ti waste." The cistern was et,mpletett, ill Otte time, accor.ting 10 or,ler. But 1t kept o.1 rullibt . , 'i'he Stern Parent. "Johnny," said his lather, "you have disobeyed your pother again. Coarse out with 1111' to Lht' burn." complied, r JoAnne' 111 t he t t i' Hht 1 ,wool Tjlere was •L ) prtlutses, but the stern parent pre- ierred the barn. He bent his c:it,ohedient boy across lite knee and pr<.cet'tb'J to punish !tint in the ordinary metllo:1. "Ol►, that hurts!' sea. arn:'dJohany, "I kttow it, me son, r, plied his fa- ther, "It hurts you (whitek e a great I de.tl woree (whack !! tlla,t it hurts sue 1 (wluick I whack 1t, oust I'm glad it dome" (whack ! whack I whack 11 1be Poor Young Mau triad the flanker "Mr. Awikaah," said the trembling young man in the threadbare suit of clotrles, "I have moue. to auk you for the hand of your daughter." The rich bunker wlieele:l, around in his chair and looked ati he presump- tuous youth. "Henry," he said, kindly. "you can have her, and. I wit' Hee that she sup- -ports you in better style than you have been accustomed to."—Chicago TTibunet Mutat Cultivate Patiertee. (Grimsby Independent.) Mr. Deacon, pastor for two years of the Methodist Church at Stoney Creek, Is gone. (Good -by, Mr. Deacon : you were a good man, but not a wise one. In theory you were right. In prac- tice you were wrong. Your best efforts were laughed at, t a curb from my lul'se. I talc' .let and !what was a mighty serious recommendingehpe r mods In t, as it vial with affair t0 you was only sport for h°ries of hurd,soft or calloused lumps,blood Others. spavin, splints, curbs, Sweeny, stfles and Ton wanted to do a lett of good, sprains. GEORGE R()13I3, Farmer, Mr. Deacon, and do it quickly, but Markham, Out. you forgot that moral changes are Sold by all drugglste. made slowly to this world. The Thoughtful (niri. 14jiinard's Liniment the best Hair (N y, Snn.) Reretearer. Madge—Dotty is going somewhere with that young man this evening. Marjorie—Yes, going to sit with hint washed with it, witch is much marc 1FRUIT FARM FOR SACK -Osis Ui 'hill ----- profitable to the public, than coin- . llnest is the Nincata l'en,naui . rib mon soapti with "' prizes. .01 Uusiaent. (Brooklyn L!fo.l 'Cil is (•estrynitzu—I hitvo been 00- p:,iatrd by our ('one:nit1 m, sir, to ex- tend 5181 1L call. T.Ite salary will bill dulllde your present 1Igul r'. Ter' (lE rgylllilll^blit. I call's give yen sty nnawc'i' now. I Hlutll stave 1.11 petty for guidance. "\\'1*•'mitt ba1•1' the matt Pr Hettletl ev('151ore, Clean your alive), AKA)." Mc., tt•161t • • •RSV 1'4. t It t ' . t• you "Well, c.tn R G ,, lyL EGTfi three-ilnyrt' nptlun t f OLiSti lie FIBRE 1 \u p°wdi•r or o11t;h Lifehlloy Soap—disinfectant—as strongly to use. aril I lti ti rub- ore' f 11 Ll tl It1"PlAr. snug c, r re ui druggists u:' by n,.t.t lik'kti? .ta„tu'i $,t I•uu1 Winona,10 miles from IitUlltlton on two rail- ways, 130 acres in all 35 of wheel 1- in frutiy mostly peaches, Will be sole !I1 ono p erricel or divided h sers.ai1Thlaseoa 15 to tc bAddeeus Jonathan Carpenter, l'. 0. boa in'), Winona Outario NO DIRTY HANDS. A BOON TO 13OItSE1Hi:N' )ne bottle 01 engllelt 4pavinLintmeut completely removed wl11'e int recommended by tiro medical profession as 1 iiied o[b, fobs u't a safeguard against infeut;ons diseases, aa t Pelee at. should have continued on comm place lines but so it did. My love for this fair girl, being the first deep emotion of a life which bad begun to pall upon me by its frivolity, had struck far down and moved 'to life within me the best feelings 01 a man's nature. I began to be ashamed of my- self, to feel tluitt I was a futile cox- comb, only saved from being Adieu - lone by being one of a crowd of others like me. I gave up betting, that I might have more money to 41 Tears, Idle 'fears, /' A man does not like to be loved in the hammock. Right after dinner too solemnly ; whereas, I think a . she went up stairs and put on a woman builds within her heart an dark shirt waist. altar to an unknown god, and leaves her happiest hour to steal away and Stops Cough worship. * * * Mascalln e tenderness and Works' s the the Cold. Ss said tot respond to tears. I do LaxatlreBrolnoQutnineTabletscureacold nota find It so. Rather, I should say in one day. No care, No pay. Price 28 cents. that a man's devotion fades under salt water, like a bathing suit, 1 The Need of the Hour. proving unserviceable in the very 1 (N, Y. Sun.) element for which it is supposed to find supposeyou Crawford—IpP Wife," Mrs. !f 0 of a W ,. be adapted.—"Confession June Century: a flat rather close quarters after having always lived in a house ? Minard's Liniment 4e the best. I Mrs Crabshaw—les, indeed. I THE BIR•111 t)1' A BRIGADE. MONARCH ate(..00,,et.( athnl'ittott,oltt. ^'i'rial sump/es fee:-. Trade supplied. Lord Kitchener 'Methods as ehewn in 'Soul It Ai'rt5,a. A writer; evidently an officer, who stet Lord Kitchener, presumably for the fist time, 'tilt be Aau', sends 0 gt'uphic.wor'd-picture of the Ueitel'al to Li lcktvua.i "We tees his presence but it. 10 not long before we see it.n. * * " That (:Sall blue eye, lrh.uh; to the basilisk of ilio Bt'atl b army * * * A 1'otlll.l. red ttnd :tontowhat puffy face. Square head, vIth aattelf call set t:(luarely upon it. Heavy uwitetaclles covering a eouleweat mount) tnt,uth, at the mo- ment Inclined to ensile. Eyes just any- how ; heavy, but not overpowering eyebrow .s!. In tact, a very ' ordinary Moe (11 tl man just past his prime. Hardly a figure that you would have remarked If it hall 1gilt. been for the disaplt pointing edecoveryt, it was all u The General wits 'pacing up and down, 'with his hands on bis hips, and elbows pointing backwards, talking good-naturedly to a oo;onel elan olio was evidently just off 'trek,' and with leis overgrown gait and ponder0UH step the great KLlollen trdid not titok half els Imposinig as comPan`•oll•" The oil eC ons e pla.tning sumt'tiling to the colonel. 'l11ey paced ftp 11(1(1 ththen i &toppeler and for the few oonv eersa tion was as follows): Chief—All right ; I will soon find you a staff Let me, see ; you have a brigade major ? ' r - Colonel—Yes ; but he is at Hanover road 1 Chief—That's all right; you will collect him in good time. You want Here, you staff. H a chief for your s (and he beckoned to a colonel hi pal- pably just -out -frons -England • kit, who was standing by) ; what are you doing here? You will be chief to the staff to the new cavalry tbri- gade! New Colonel --But, sir— Chief—That's all ,right. (Reverting to his original attttudeo) Now, you want transport and supply offi- cers. See that depot over there? (nodding hie head toward the De Aar supply depot.) Go and collect them there—quote me as your au- thority. There, you are fitted up ; you can round up part of your bri- gade to -night and be off at daybreak to -morrow. Walt ; you will watt an intelligence officer. (Here he swung round and ran hie -eye over the mis- cellaneous gathering of all ranks assembled on the platform. He sin- gled out a bedraggled officer from amongst the group who had arrived the preceding night 111 the van of the ill-natured Afrikander guard.) What are you doing there ?" Officer—Trying to rejoin, sir. Chief—Where have 'you ootne from? Officer—Deeltoeltein — convalescent, , a ------z sir. HUMBUG STltlrlle 'ralnl • Chief—You'll do. You are intelli- . f U rIu„0 Stock 'butt tlSi"ll gence officer of 'the new. cavalry bri- , Dohon,ar, oto 5,Stola of altnVZ. . ado. Here's your brigadier ; you will [ rooting;hinkostddlirorenionr,narks,atl take orders front film. (Turning again ' arzos,w,tl T:blitp R=traelslloraa, Tastnn. afalalreo, rrleontoor Marks al _ i,,• ,y to the colonel, and holding out las fortrial:lflt,vorks,sondl,alonco 5tt•r' , ,rtXrt U.S. May 0,'021ot 1T yrs1Cennd,Deo,17, hand) : There you are ; yon are tit- r )•1's, FARIINR URTe11TOY, rnirnold, Ioro, U. &. telt out, Mind you, move out of s which were to protect• my dar- ling should have been so pro vanity having mal I me ; bol: 1 iutd found an opportunity , of changing seats, for I felt less "Johnny Dickson saysif 1' he himhis 1 , '\Y, A» OKE. well-disposed toward hint that morn- a penny he'll sneeze through ! ear•, 1. Can Ito do it, mamma ?" Harbor Grace, Nfld., Jan. 8, 1898. "No, of course not, dear." "linty do you kno uvhe can't ?" • previously "Ilecautse--. Willie, if you don't .'affection which I had carefully pre- stop bothering lie I slean certainly "Mamma, what is a sneeze?" 'Whack I 'Whack don't know wLat we shall do unless I'm able to find a combination ping - Where Does a Sneeze Go ? I gong table and folding bed. "Mamma, when, you sneeza.a sneeze where tines it go to ?" 1 A dangerouv drink is impure water. It "It goes into the air, I suppose, brings on dlanhcea, cramps and pierc pain in the bowels. Counteract t ing ithe effect of deem." lied water with Perry Davis' Painkiller. "Anti when something scares it Take it to your grip when you travel. away, and you don't sneeze it, 1 where does it go?" . Still Hope for Dim. "I don't !:now, child. Don't bother me." (N. Y. Sun.) "Does it go back to where it calve She—Oh, George, I saw a perfect from, mamma'?" dream of a bonnet to -day. "Oh, I suppose so. Run out and 1 He—Then please don't wake it up. play:' —, "'Then you've got to sneeze it some time, haven't you?" 1 htesers. C. C. Richards & Gn'. I suppose so.' "If you was to sneeze all the sneezes Dear Sirs,—\'hole in the country you had inside of you, would you lash summer mrlwaclsybadly hslt bitten bY sthought newany more, or would there 111 mosquitoes—sot new sneezes to --" • 1 1 would be itislfigurv?d fo(r a couple Willie, I/wislh you Ncould be quiet." of weeks. I was e<dvised to try your "What keeps the sneeze from cont- d d im lltitso. to allayt bh iwits maati re thaand int; out do it starts?" ex oted—a few applications cam - "Why is I knave: pe "\\'lIy is it, mamma, that some peg- pletely curing the irritations Pre- )te say `k-choo' when they sneeze, ` venting Utes bites frog be Aiming sore. I ?" 1 t ARD'S LINIMENT and Name say don' e. bIIN good "Willie if ,eau don't--'' I article to keep off the mosquitoes. 10111 s leafy Cur C., . rayr e Catalogue Will aid you in selection of bridal presents, brides- maids favors and we2dinp, rings. We have some neat pearl crescents at three and five dollars. Pearl pian- ci dents from ten tars upwards. Wedding 12rngs, S8 carat geld, five, seaen and eine dollar§. AMBRt SE KEWT&SINS Y r14UfA teRn1 `Wtt SILV N4,11,Ngi YONGE S? 156,,tl °"5117 RICHMOND S? W ESI ing than I had ever been before. The fact was that the 'gentle Helen haat snubbed inc two evenings forL demonstration of ed, lest she, too, should have I— ' tied the waning in m* love. Upo» Millions of Pineapples+ Dealers do not say "pineapples," but "pines." The art of abbreviation fru v 1 is perfected In America, and no com- odd had retreated,ffeliu with a very I mercial abbreviation is ever misun- odd mixt ane t feelings towards my • e and there had been a re- 1Ne'v York Central and Iludeon Rlvee cierstood In the trade. The Morro TienteRailroad. Castle brought from Havana 23, - unwisely between k, for the whole o[ 000 barrels el pines in her cargo, li h lit• a1' somewhat The above name is a household the Seneca 1;),000, the Mexico 16,. Life evening, tvl g e ce of The cell n es 0. 0 superior 80 •here 1 - t•ate Look d ande Iu ak. ortit D y bre w nd •e 1 to00 a to fel0 •'v au r ' ibcl tv t versut[uu, roar Use poor Indies aril l fans slag upon myself a.s the injured per- the road should be sufficient to at - 1 contents of a txtrrel tun from 74 to might well be excused :l IVr judging 1 10 ne a "masher," tmemelt 1 118(1 resented the.. iminhly 11e I tract most , but 110w York that the eon nt of Fay 10 r and the t only tangible t 1 telt bltuseit raile.i span Lo admin- !rate Is the same to New li's a ano pines an averagevfrom 3 105 to 12 pounds. our merits by he love made young a man. t e innocent Helen puler of diiferruce—our relativEt twits tut} yuan;; and too inuucent lit is•Ler, and thoau„h I made my peace points east IIs by n t r Thus we have within less than one wealth.oappreciate the difference : her eyes' with Helen next day. 1 avoided her 1 further recommendation sh old be receipts of pineapples an one Looking back on that time from I still glowed al the sight of Frenelt brother. Ile ut:rle two or three sought. Everybody will tell you it ' weekog to ceipts 00. If they smou- the serene see that of nine -ane- bon -bons. sIie -ked compliments bet- I roti -Natured overtures to imelrIIn le the best. pound ea.clt the total they averaget is 49,• 7 thirty, 1 can see stint I was a foul, I ter than conversation, and burstc the matiner of an experienced 000.000 pounds. The freight Is about but also that I cut my rummy's worth 1 into tears when one eveuing, ! to a forward child, but on the morn- What Ile Wanted to Say.— 7,0 cents a berm 1. wife]] means 0. rev. (Frankfort. of the shooting party I \vas still (Frankfort. Ilan., Review.) enne of $49,000 for the steamship A few days ago Mr. Taylor was owners for et week's haul of pines.— absent from hie drug store for a New York Press. for my folly, wiliell is mere than 1 can say for all my later aberrations of intellect. And if, on the brink of forty, I feel I can give a less logi- cal accull111 of Al fictions and feel- ings than I could at the opening of life, it Is appalling to think whist a consummate toot 1 may be if I live another twenty yeare 1 I begin to whin I had set myself to some lees !humiliating task, to fill my lonely lamas by a mountain winter Grackle, than tells of tracing the process be which the Idiot of fivE!- and-twent y bt:catne the lunatic of five -ant -thirty. Well, leis tot) late to, lamps, between Helen with her SWPet,tro\(ts, "tet, netted ;sou s.as skis )e ore. bo bleat DoveLlt,tt I have tallied rip bine 5yett and feuturrH N;1' tielirttt1',y ( "Vat noir, nor ever," good ttaste.eviIn Now, !f you are afraid. I will give you not be further disclosed, attended a thle u'ti (;bo is toll Poll again the' l+rv5lr that they made one think c,Y,l \uutluun(, w Ears tenretiv 1 -meta an la receipt for Il," dame sr'hac}l last winter and, on an )t cares La Gripper aoeasion when visitors were sai - Mlnard'R Liniment pounced, took part in exercise n us she . Web dressed ready f.tr i us fur as ever !ruin being recon - her, a ball, 1 broke. In kissing her, the heads of Home lilies of tele 1 to the } paternal ttai the Intervention of f tit the valley Hite was wearing. The lit- Edgar th r' e "The Ladies 1" cried (rue of the few minutes and left kits \vt e > h she gave me opened charge. .1 large Norwegian wlto I TO CURE A COLO iN ONIO DAY tis petulant pus b )arty, leaning lazily buck (1'n kits arm g DIV E•ve:o tc} the met that 00 sooner 1' I s }oke 7';nglinil with difficulty entered Take Laxative Bromt> Quinine Tablets. All lad .l discovered Ila to e a fool ,lits slates'''I. I 1 refund the money if it fails to euro, in one way than I had atrttightwrit3 "guy, 'wotlitltl, I amended: "it's fallen into :LS great an error in an- more cconga. . 1Che vLadii', !' ought to " Very well, replied lies. Taylor , foe t fir tion. It dawned upon me"Weil. e enough for you" just pay it to met, and it will bet The Woes of Jane. foe the first time, ei I sot opposite b:' ct}n}IW E'itennd:> " ettlet some one,' till right." I A dear little bay whose winter itpme (m Helen and her mother in the bar- gust n , made no attenipt , ole ib our waw to the ball, west glancing mnity causly ea Edgar,,anti to Produce tl a coin,, but gazed stead- is in the Oranges in New Jersey, and cu u horrible le ilk light there oatseen I whose i g s solemnity was increasing, studwitosEl salmntel t, the carriage scenting something warmer tbttu con. iiy 71 l ow de firm ten (onto" repeated: ( t ]fume is I identity shall is:l this half light fI I " II I twit, 1. enn., but whose y t 1 t IS THE ONLY ABSOLUTE CURE for C o nsump- tion.and all throat and lung troubles. One dose gives SAMPLE BOTTLE elict'. Otte totevery reader of this papertle often cures. A . at all druggists sale by is for - o •L M Pu $t,00 per large bottle—Ig cents for small size, or it may be ordered direct from THE PUL -MO CO., TORONTO, ONT. /( A Bushel of Flies Killed with Wiiso'S Ely Pads an actual feet. -uy Noticing else will s- NMelse do chi oeoge 1 if bf l •Lnd ralaint 1 dru giete re ut t " 111 owe de firm ten rents." . E. S%. Grove's signature Is on each box and stile: 2611, Richmond Road to -morrow morn- ing without fall. Good -by ! And so a brigade came into being ! STATL•' Or OHIO, CITY Or TOLEDO, } §R, LULAS COUNTY PRA mc J.CHNNEY makes oath that he is the senior partner of the firm of F. J. CRENEY a Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County anrlState atoresuid,nnd that said titmtt n DOL. will paythe sum of ONE HUNDRED LARfor each and every ellen of CATARRH ,that cannot be cured by the use of HALL's CATARRH CURE. PRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed 1n my presence,this 0th day of December, A.D.,18811. A. IV. GLEASON, {sEAL Notary Public, -, Hail's Catttrrh Gare to taken intornally and nets directly on the blood and mucous surfaces ut, Send for testimonials, free, terrtblu fae,'ul.tt)V11 of tilt' JOU('II u, , Q111.01l'1'itattia, with an uncomfortable ' • the hew gatutt fingers. So here's 1 thought of oneself ttu the ass. and ideal better than ourselves. In 'Tile for atimes at any work with the teed sthe placid Mareblanees, whose fem.!Latlieke Ver111lI3Lt1hew V11rtl!) pl1 to erea- grace 1 eau. 1 tlu•E'V at other times„ 4)115 nt erlul e; turree beauty der th o selvgt; frivolity ose I had been 1 njoehtg my aceeRNioa , Us'ed, KO utterly Insiesniftea - ! e guye, cl and whom nothing to fortune fol' about eighteen menthe, ! , Bite wai' She by 1'(itson of the to 1 mere te('1'Sd than deuro and their during w):tr.'!t 1 hail theta:el ',vlsat I codone etulidlty wthiah was tarried 1 y t own coldness eHH than onr is ire the fair. mind 1111,1 i,;)ul I p,ssrs,ed who11.1 1 bar to the point of absolute diRtirse is to tin' work of entering for the 1 tion. 'Would Helen b' like that at :01 fellow whnt:°.l whom before them gratifeett ion of 111.1 1.1 t i1'!, w•11e11 I ; forty-? Worse :Till. was Hri1:n bit'' We; ttfrylnot t Ela! .tojnom, :» a5tat34Ylt ' first tens seriously in tllttt 'now ? It 1511 4 0 horrible thought,1 Edgar's, ttkS, reel, el iset face loll for the • Tote, sill the wanted {a'tj11e1t:'e Of : which h1lbNfrf(tl E"lit experience ma 1➢r4'It ill s+l anti with Hager. •u rated th:' rloseity of happily did Iiot terttl to dispel. My Iq purple hili such oj)iulone foars having ash, i i worked tool ` t 1111111 wl first eerfo'ns love had 1'uaady veva* monis. o watt the'' great a revolutt:ttt in me, hats' ecr)s(•erning hitless 1'1 probable - third Lady light 10 1•mant n r of the ylart uta of m:uj<• m1'' (•ustsrinnri of rierdatll,:•tter 1 ryuneatis evh's:•Il he judge C tuts ti'd, -ter 1 season, w :1 had in her first 1 now unfelt ]tl,ti1 l a<> t ,.,nc}rlin the 1tlrrt ot Nin3ulatr (lase; to mention eeanTril, w'h 1 11:1•i ttlaih• 0 1 eilaatett4, 1 tvoltt:Ittltna who w1 4tt10 10'ere the god(lese of Ili 111P fi'l'th SPlitetiOr uvitit them." cbn 1's nil hI 011 llei' pi c84 tItatt . . tractc'd the asowal auimiration of nu my life Wits tett enough : 1 mutt 11.145 a petrton th•te the Earl of 4117t-; 01111' l'iiptt,'ily for tb dilute tar pias- t• with Mon. great t• t.t(•11 ' t .tt :,u+•it a 't 911 (, ' till, n r nit r r e; t c granted a 1 •1' ,t 1'a ` 1 t t L t l f u1' ih.l. 1, f titlt 'a l eighty .\ 1 •Irl tt his rumored rt •i, 17t lira t,•at, that for 1t MM., w lib' the ttr(t(;r,l:' to win her Illrlet\ t1Alr}aTl I t,. arative )super. with a small oecupie.1 ail 1113 cnovai5s; but ,i hue cutup. 1 1 • s 1'• tt. 7 neefi no lbs lite r• mad .n t t .t1 1 r ht, om i la ! •'t•, ease t f1 it 1 and alrrad,c en:•tanl) r mine, to dnrc• tis appear in the li:ata 1 proud lo'11'ot11Pd. 1 heti leisure 1" find agttinst 111111 taientel the height 1.f ' out tial the beautiful, fh't•suuy, faar- t8fllveit n1' the depth of idlot"y. But Itway ayrveto nr'tie Timmer,nt in 111 way it Lady 11,•100.0 cy(>v were hiss 110101.01 1 merely in hat ' », .•I lee ('nitwietl 1 tit l , enough, ami her tnlitr revert enon(:'I, her r Tu t to turn env lanai !lead. They 4088(1 I pl('fr''tltr,l:t ,t' 14 handsome ioatlt)iInt't' 11'un lair. to Porn► I firstt11set pttl'l)"e5'11* tit1Ugly l evreet:ln'l that 1.10'. 110 I:nrl's 41:u11(11' Illy life, and T d t11''It bate rias Ina evltit :L hru il'•nt; rnfur'. tnr•saw t for ttn'1 ft hjbl,ifl rbild, ronid by fatly ince that notal nettle lily }ut1)1' tt tit(' fiairlt p.1d 1t)1shi• hall to (attain 8 fatlry.111 1(14(1 of my il'1.•n't-'. 7 i!:ri uu'• :I,Icaatttnf-.t 1 which at tate rapidity with stal'''l "lee Inane It Is easier to fin( Mercy ft.1' tietillt:y tinlll for ter- mite." ;;r- mite.' with the rd's , , 1 %1 ::a1' roe!. 'N • t hie t C pulpit rent' •ec(!ay of eta offended elate. "If 111111 known v"»1' ltjnnion0ou Gap nub•it"•t a little earlier, Mr. Maude, 1 tl,ould ere cr ]lave allowed 51141 ti• foram au allli11114'E' with toy f roily." 1 r n. o at r,' tin he:and sr n(S'rr•tly til, alarmal 1111,1 repentant nt tee letigthe ter wbielt tfl%' rcekiesttnt'ri:l had tarried me. I wee not ready t" 4»bntit to tiro eltd't"tie rough- rt iia•': of the at of what stills Item ego l;itti,411 110'(hlte i into 1111' bis own aline Me (•tNat,•l,ll.tfee the weaker en My Ride igen; obeli T 11111 01110 kill l 1feett tilat 7 taro •1v 1'• lic•.l : l was =. I, a iniad s;ta'iously and deelr1y Its love.1 nee. good.louliiliv enough io have earned : casts(' to tht•se ct,itelu'tlun.i about life tTo be t'1)Ittiluuel.) 1 their honor. Tile exercises 0011.1'. Young Helloes on the Coronation, prised recitations by the brighter Some amusi»g schoolboy views of children, and among them this dear the coronatiOil have been gathered little boy ivies called on. Ile recited from compositions. A boy of 10 111 perfectly good faith the following, writes: 1 which be had learned or caught from "It is the priviltdge of the lord . an indulgent nurse with semi-poet- tnare to wn'talt and dress the king loaf ittsttnct the day he is er(nti'ncl, the areiibisli I, .Tawe ate cake and .lane ate jelly, aro of raterberry will ask e th hJane went to bed with ci pain in her— Now don't get excited, Don't be trebled, 'For what ,lane had wee a pain in her head. el P. J. CHENEY Sc CO., Toledo, 0, keesSold by druggists -75c. A Good eestimoniul. (N. Y. Herald.) Edward i auterbach, who its Jaen - donee as a Candidate for Lintel)- , teutel -•t Governor of New York State, lute two sone, who are extremely proud of Olin, and who talk to great Ileal about hilts. "You would think," said a friend of the family the other day, "that those Lanterbach' boys were saying a continuous prayer. They begin every other sentence with `our Tatter.' " Dr. Catso • n's Tonic Stomach and Constipation Bitters Made from the formula of an eminent l<;Iig to any an oath anti wit Otte done tills he will wash the feast of 1.2 poor peeled un(1 rise up an ointment king.", a Atiotller boy Ha;vu of tete. Ring: "although he le 8 roolel•, he is a (:lever lean with tack. Ile has melt respect for himself that lie wrote n new poem for the Corona- tion t)un c.tll(ui (inti nave out tett j(ing, heti nl:1Sert:t•y will slug this !himself wile he is being crowned with pori(peranist ;n westmititter ttbl)ilyd'• A third youth seiye 1 "'Cite prise 114 will be emptied on t'ot'(tiltttion tiny ; the prleOners will le rkt> b ' like rin ). t, , l •( w•tdn Ser' tett C't r i". people and theta ger back happy to prlatru again." We are also 'told that "The Duke of Norfolk, Who is at golf 1ti1•k. will tact off eku'Ib5. arid as the prime (lake of iEngland, ned will and tree t."-- eel tMatlifluaxe'ttc. lralutnl.''•"•I')i When the youngster told of till% to his entirely surprised and route - what shocked parent&. they asked him: ., a ?" teacher (say t the t did \\ stn. Ile replied : "she ea1ld nothing. Site gust 'turned around anis looked out of the window, but the s•i'holxrs anti alio visitors wanted ins to say It again.—leroakign Eagie. • DR. A. W, CHASE'S o g CATARRH CURE . a§ ea is sent direct 16 the deemed pans by the lmpreved mower. lhealo the ulcer . Cleats the air passages, stops droppin s le the threat end permanent cure§ i131a'-et (:aturrhanditagl ever, low et All dealers fir t)e. A. W. Chani Med►tlne Co., Totted, a§d %A'a1Si ('nnadtan physician,W110 1111euse6 the prescription it his pt'tl('ttee for many years with most satisfactory results. A Purely Vegetable, Tonic and Blood Purifier. Price so cents per Bottle. T'suelly you eau obtain the prepara- tion of your local druggist, but If you li ,nitot obtain it in your neighbor- hood, we will send olio or more bet- tieg on receipt of price (tSOc per hot- tle) carriage eremite. pamphlet sent 1'1t31 ie on application. Ct1E Gf1RSON Td oDI IM' GOMP11NY iiAMILTON- TORONTO- MONTREAL LINE(.. Steamers eave Hamilton 1 p. Toronto 7 d0 ri .m ., Tuesdays, v s, Thurs- daysdays anti Saturdays for Bay of St inLaw'rencThousand to aMontreals and ts in- termediateSports, Very IL0\V Mates of Single and Return 'Pickets. R. & O. THE ONLY, LINE RUNNING RAPIDS TORONTO -310N iRi]AL LINJI. Steamers leaVe Toronto at 4 p.m4 daily, except Snuday, for Charlotte, Port of Rochester, Once :Phousantti Islands, Rapids, St. Iaaw'ronCC, MOO. treat, Quebec, hurray Bay, Tadousaui, Saguenay River a.nel intermediate ports. H. Foster Chaffee, Western rase son -ger Agent, Toronto ; Thos. Henry, Traffic Manager, Montreal. CONTINENTAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY HON. J011N I)RYDI:N.,,,..PttliStDItaT Tile report for 1901showers remarkable tncrenses over 1000, in the following items) New business increased by.,,$ 1450,700 l'reilttnnt income increased by 110,1412 Total Income iuerensed by 42,1578 Assets increased by 48,969 insurance iI force increased by 1,1100,460 Continental Idle Policies are unexcelled for elmpllelty and liberality. Agents wanted. G140.11. 1V (1'(17)4, CIIAS. 11, I't'LLI;R, General Irminger Secretary. No Profit its the Philippines. (Boston Post.) Our trade with the Philippines for fitly yours will not Hltc>W a cotnlleto chll profit to offset what eve have n)ready pall out for. the Incomplete e stu°bjugation of their iullalbitattta. Always insist on deEB.EDDY'Saler sup. your u1' P plying you with a WOODENWARE PAILS and TUBS They aro manufactured train the BI''n'''C of rin.\"11IIIll.ktei Uy the MUST SKILLED) workmen.