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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1902-05-15, Page 6BUSINESS CHANCES. (I At3II Mit 1t1 ROM, ESTATE OR BUR- N-, nese, uo matter t ht ro it i3. Pend demote - tem and cash prise and get our plan for find• ing rash buyers, Patent 'Exchange and Inveat- tnent Company, lurut,o+. eauada. I'A1'tt111';CS. 'PATENTS, CAVEATS, TRADE DtARKS 1 etc. Home or foreign procured and ex - plotted. Booklet on patents free. Tho Patent Exchange and investment Company, Pythlan Iinitding, 'reroute Out WANTED—LADIES, IES, .#Lett 1tt1N---'1'(t copy lettere, alielress envelopes at home, anywhere; day or evenings: strletly genuine employment. Address ExcelsiorMan- nfacturlug Cu., Station 11, Cleveland, O. feihm„ <%r,d,wita.44e, cd41,/ 4 �� YOUNG WOMAN—AGED 21—WORTH 815,000—wirier to ourrespoud with 1 — honest, intelligent man, who would apprecl• r � ate a good wife, Box 7,5: 8, Toronto, Ont. e� �a� �,,Q tri , ***e r''RUIT FARM F01t SALE—ONE OFIO TH1 (.' finest In the Niagara Peninsula, at Lnona,10 miles from Hamilton on two rail. ways, Jam aorea in all 35 of which is in fruit, cel or dividedpinto iota of 15eilit 1 tobo 10 sold acres to suit par' Jons man Carpo Lor, decided.0. box 109. Address in Winona Ontario RELIABLE. AGENTS We want at once trustworthy men and wo. men is every locality. local or traveling., to in- troduee a new discovery awl keep our show cards and advertising matter tacked up been- i spiouous places throughout the town and , country. Steady employment year round commission or saltily, 865.00 per month and ermersPoaoxaed permday b ox 337. INTERNATIONAL MEDICINE CO., London, Ont. — a i44. WANTED Dick's Blood Purifier for Horses. The great tonic medicine of the age.' It tones up the sys- tem, rids the stomach of bots, worms and other parasites. 5o cents a package. Write for Book on Cattle and Horses. It is free. LEEMING MILES & CO., AGENTS. - - - MONTREAL. HAMILTON- TORONTO - MONTREAL LINE,, THE SECRET OF THE GRANGE 4113. $444344***44 41* 4449 445k GIiaY'Llf-R I. the deer he had been so proud of— I had been for ten years in the tine plate, the pictures, the furniture family of Martin Carew, gad, of that bad belonged to tate Carews— were all lost, and through his felly, mss,,, ,. ..abn GETTING MARRIED AS A BUSINESS. To be married six times during the honeymoon is an experience that 1 '• comes t(? few, Four year ago 60avil- lage lags: youth and his sweetheart read tl furniture dealer's advertiielnc*nt, offering a drawing -room suite to any couple tinct consented to be lntirrted publicly in his eltap. They seeurNl the suite. Going on their wedding trip to an Ohio town they noticed a similar advertisement there, and repeated the performance. Then the idea struck the husband that lie might arrange these matters lam- selt, and in two weeks he had per- emitted six dealers In various towns to emulate the others. Nominally the couple Yvon a specified prize at exert place, but they really received a melt oon' ideeation arranged b: foreband.'So it; lute gone on over since. Thef couple ncrw claim to have been married 500 times. Croome Hall, as governess to his only child and heiress, Blanche. He was supposed to be a very wealthy man, and Ice held a lilgh position in the county. The Carews of Croome were an pad family, whose home had been at the Hall aster back as the records of the house extended. ''Tiley had never lived in London or abroad—their interests had ever been centred in Croome. Great:, therefore, was the aston- ishment of the neighborhood when it was announced that Martin Car- ew was abourt to leve the Hall and that it was to be let to strangers. People could neither believe nor understand the news. The egnire gave ltntyny reasons for the step he was about to take, the chief of which was that be was not in a good state of health himself, and intended to travel foe a year or two. "But why let the Hall ?" demanded his friends. Surely an efficient per- son coliId have bean found to have resided there duriusi the absence of its master ; it might even have bben cloyed ; but to let it, to profane the home of his race—the aristocrats of Crowne could not uuderstaud it. It was strange altigether ; the old fam- ily servants were to be sent away ; the fine stud of horses, the pride of the county, sold. What had oome to the squire ? I knew-, and I alone ; for not even to his darling Blanche did Mr. Carew reveal the cause of his strange con- duct. Iliad lived in 'ills house for ten years, and he looked upon me tis a friend. When I event; to take charge od and educate his matlterless child, she Was only eiglet—a sweet, win- ning little girl, worshipped by her father, and loved by all who knew her, I tried to take not only the part off a governess, but I gave her the love and solicitude of a mother. Therefore Martin Carew looked upon d in the hour through his fault. Why had be not beenhad? Cwhynted seekwtolh doublethe fortune he He wax still nominally the master of Croome; the rent of the es- tate paid tile interest on the borrowed money; but whenever the mortgage money was coiled in, Croome must be sold to pay it, and then the Carews of Croome would exist no longer. I was at the cottage to meet them when the father and daugh- ter returned from Fromm. Unknown to them, I had sent away many little treasures from 1yroome—tile squire's favorite easy chair, Blanche's work table, a few pictures, gems of art, one or two statues, a large chest full of books, and some plate—so that when Martin Carew entered the little home that in future was to be his, it looked bright and cheerful ; pictures, books •e an me as n. friend, an Steamers leave Hamilton 1 p. m. of his distress, when pride bade him and Toronto 7.30 p. m. Tuesdays be silent to all the world besides, and Fridays during May, and on 1 he came and told his sorrow to me. and after June 3rd Tuesdays, Thurs- dayst and Saturdays. ,9tngle. $7 Hamilton toMontrealItetnrtt $I2 Toronto t 'yi enteral SIng'e 56'60 It was such an old -story, and yet to him so terribly new and strange. Ho was a rich man, Out, he had been tempted to add to Itis riches a crav- ing for money hod come upon him ; lie wanted to matte his hundreds into thousands, and his thousands into ]tetter than internal tuodication for ner- vous aches and muscular twitchings is "the D & L." Menthol Plaster, because it is ap- plied t•igllt to the sore spot. It is prompt and certtaln. Substitute may be offered. Say "No.' One cent wise One dollar foolish To use any lout the hest No Near of Burglars. "I am so glad the boys of your regiment gave you that handsonte revolver," said the militia captain's wide. "We need have no fear now of the burglars who have been Infest- ing our neighborhood." That's so, my dear," he replied. "I've looked It up in the office safe, where they oau't get at it."—Phila- delphia Press. and flowers mak y place orfight. The little parlor at the cottage was a pleasant room; any one en- tering it could tell that the few ornaments it pontained were of great value, -and had formed part of another and more costly abode. I remained one Week with my old friends. Blanche bore their reverse of fortune better than I had dared to Hope. It was a too perceptible change, from that grand old Hall, with its noble suites of looms, its magnificent furniture, to the little six -roomed cottage, with one ser- vant. Blanche must have felt the loss of her maid, her little phaeton and ponies, her thorough- bred, and all the countless luxuries she had enjoyed, but she never said so ; no (word of complaint ever crossed her lips. She was as gay and happy at ,Weir Cottage as site had 'been at Credito Hall Her days were spent In reaolog and singing to her father, in drawing and painting, u H UNUGUT RED <JCLi' S a�XI�ii'�TS)E Ark fur the Octagon Isar sc7 New York Centra( and liudeou River Railroad. The above name Is a house -hold word, and the superior excellence of the road should be eufflelent to at- tract most people, but now that the rate is the same to New York and points east as by other lines no fur- ther recommendation should be sought. Everybody will tell you it is the best. Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper. OBSE ItVATION S. A good huisband is but the evolution of a good son. The talent of Desorvwteon. is little =titivated. To reserve a little either of oonfidenlee Or money worms ex- cellently well. There never was a man. whom an artful womlan could not persuade that h -e was unappreciated, mor a vain woman, who ever felt that +she wall quite understood. Ilt'e x91 right for oherity to begin at home, bat lt'•s very wrong. to have It 'end there. Second-hand wives are often very bad bargains, but second-hand hus- bands invariably are. The woman who goes mazy over a tore affair was foredoomed. Love only furntish�ed the opportunity. As soots as we are quite content with ourseleets others begin to- no- ttae Markle off degeneration,. Marital contentment consists/ in the albility of the concerned parties to respect the individuality of each other. The slie•,pe demonstrate how often faded women buy Tlaming colors in the vain hope that they will restore to them a Ihtemblanoe of youth.; . The woman who through sheer validity draws a mean. away from 'his mare -faded wife is a fiend incarnate. It els a etlly woman who judges a man by wthati he says, otr a woman by what 'ho leaves unstakl. The fatu1tless woman is tiresome, but the VIZIOUs� woman ie baneful. Mean. women volunteer to ooliect tire fund's in ohauritatble enterprises In order to' avoid being aleked to con- tribute.—Phi`iadelp•hia Record. Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc. Kuew the Source of His Support. (Nashville I inner.) Speaking ui: eWampaign deoeptlons, We ora (remindeld tie an eleotiton +held in iii iConfederaiie oompany during the C;ivlt Wtar. !t ralehm' agate/tis member de:Aided to run ear 'a Lieuten- an'�'y, evilreeli was vacant'. '['he-'mean- Iber, evthtam two tete stall +Deek, went to tie tmese)nttte, Whom wo will gall Jack, nand helmet bis .lnelfp 1n the elec- tion. Jack tpmb'm.sed to work Tor this friend, tins azsa�red him that lie eou'ld be elected- When tee ballots were counted Beek round 'that •Ile had re- ceived only bne vote, 'Side opponent re'seivieg ail taste crater voters. Indig- niant over tamp a defeat Dick op- p:roac'11ed Jack anti exclaitm•ed: 'I thought, you 'were my riend until you promised to r-tentloneer Tar line." tl.nswvered Jack >vonepaseldhly : "I atm your friend and I did my level beet to elect you, tku't the boys who pro- mised Me that ttboy evened vote for you Went !track bn 'their "promises. I, however, cutin died my ibeet and put in One vette for you." TTlhlis made !Dick madder than ever. "Y1u'+re l,1 Ean'," he cried ; "I put In that `rote any it 1 i." of Which she was very fond , he wasted no time in useless regret for hey lost fortune. I did not •evolner at ;that, for I knew ;Che secret of Blanche's happi- ness. I knew t'hy her fade were sweet, smiles, and her beautiful °yea were full of gladness. She told me Icer seoret while I was at the Cot- Marrying for Money. aeon o o Return 8111.60 Cot- tage ; site had not told me before. Meals and berti,e Included. d i t It was something about a bright- Iu England .a man who marries for The 'tea rates o Mont. d- He had haired young, u,1dier who had gone money is regarded as haring hardly Thc. above cheap Invested with Itis rrg.inent over o seas ; t oar the �, t lI hundreds of thousands. the 1 1 dignified Chinn but as hay - real are III effect for May only. p and had itabu- loved her, and she over promised to ing crane the y u P speculated deeply, ac ny eb ronly thin possible, a largo amolrnt—it appeareda u- be Ids wte, being liar - SPRAINED .KNEE for 3 • YEARS. S: SHIRLEY DARE ON KEEP1NG ONE'S LOOKS eseeeesagegeteedeeeeetreoveree lice no Uni ever ltOitili himself, "What business li:tve women to look Ho plain and haggard US 80oll 118 they turf( their quarter orntnry ; or what ueueseity is tiltractiveness at the age when they begin to be worth knowing, ?" The ch fitter of youth and of ro1ebu l girls iH Insipid. They aro awkwvtuvt in giving opirlrone as a novice! in earring a chloken.. XL is instl'uotive to note file rising idea that the finest young men of the day are prone to merry women older than themselves for want of intelli- gence) in girls nearer to their own appropriate age. The marriage lists call for explanation of the disparity between ages, and a young man has written an artlele somewhere dis- cussing the reasons why 'nen et strong intelieut and warm feeling fall in love with older women when they here rt chance. The atta.cltment< is so strong, the bonde so proudly worn in these casts thri.t the query 1s : Why 'leen't women oftener give men the chance to adore them, when they aro most worth adoring, and why do they make the experiment so liuzardoue to repeat ? The man never gives it surer proof of his at- traction than when he ignores the difference of Lige, and a woman should reward such tribute by re- serving long her sultimer bloom. In grief and chagrin again we repeat : "'What business 'lave women to fall off in charm when brain anti morale are at their prime ?"—Shirley Dare. FROM among the numerous unso- licited testimonials which have been received in praise of St. Jacobs 011 we select that of Mr. Arthur Har- rison, of Wiiiford Crescent Last, Not- tinghatn, who suffered frons;a sprained knee for 3% years, itnd being devoted to the manly sport of football he felt it a great deprivation that 1n° was hirable to Join in a game for that period, He tried many remedies without success, until one day a' friend persuaded him to try St. Jacobs Oil—Th)e Wonderful 011, he calls it -when he experienced immediate re- lief from pain, followed by a per- inauent cure. He says : "I had been suffering from a very bad sprained bliee for 8;¢ years through playing football. I had been under tlte doe - toy's oare twice, and had used all kinds of oils, embrocations, 'cold water bandages, etc., when I was recommended to try your valuable Oil. I had been suffering so much that it was impossible for me to kick a ball, but after trying two small bottles I am pleased to say my knee is blow as perfect and strong as ever. I should have written you before, but . wanted to give it a thorough Pard am glad to inform you that since using St. Jacobs Oil I have never felt another twinge of pain,' All Earglisbmen who delight in ath- letic exercises will rejoice to read of thie reliable preparation which does away with the ill efforts of ac- eideats which cannot always be pre- vented. Only line running rapid!.poor and a gentleman. In tont to me—in mining shares. The Write for R. & O. Hotel Book of utvnal consequences ensued; ruin in Captain Hugh Mostyn, nephew. Of France and Germany he is looked Lower Set. Lawrence and folders/. his case coming more rapidly than in Lord Hanlefglt, and one of the hand- upon as a decidedly smart fellow to Chaffee, Westeru Passenger some others. Two enormous clivi- sourest, bravest and noblest young have been able to do it. There is 15. Foster Chaofficers in the British army, leaved no nonsense about Cllr hunt for a Agent, 2 King Street East, Toronto, Out, +ends were paid, Caen the whole con - Blanche Carew. He met her while he Yoh wife on the continent, The waft visiting some friends in he of Croome,andto neighborhood fallen in love with her at first eight. She was only 18` then, and when Capt. Hugh applied to her father, Mr. Carew only laughed and positively refused to think seriously of the pro- position at all. lie calked the gallant captain a boy, and said Blanche was a child—be treated the whole mat- ter as a jest. The captain's pride took fire; rte was poor, and Blanche could no longer afford to live upon a wealthy heiress. He took leave, it ; the stately old Hall must be let, coldly enough, of Squire Carew, but and Its rent would g,) toward paying on his way 'to the park gates lie the Interest of the money he had met Blanche. At once be forgot all CONSUMPTIO Prevented and Cured and dckea any the lives were cern was wrecked, and the tinfor- t thing is to catch her. I had a friend were liable for a d 1 tui ate shareholders n sum I tremble to think of. No doubt many another home was broken no, I t h e tem est that shat - Pour marvelous free remedies for all tered the wealth and position of euffercrs reading this paper. Now . Martin Carew. He had paid his lia- afereforTuberculosis,Conaustlft bilines honorably to the last fartlh- Lion, Weak Lungs, Catarrh, ing, but he was none the less a ruined and a rundown system. E man. Ho had been obliged to wort- ; gage his estate so heavily that he EE. Do you cough? borrowed. He had but a very small Do your lungs pain you ? income left to live upon, and that Is your throat sore and inflamed? did not come from the Croome es - Do you spit up phlegm? tate; it had been left to him for Does your head ache? 1 his life only by his godmother, and Is your appetite bad? 1 at his death reverted to his family, Are your lungs delicate? I so that his prospects were not cheer - Are you losing flesh? ing. He told me, with many sighs, Are you palo and thin? that lie stoned be obliged to part Do you lack stamina? with me, and when. touched by the These symptoms aro proof that you thoughts of Blanche's sorrow, I of - have in your body the seeds of the most feral to stay, content to share ad - dangerous malady that has ever devas. vert-ity with those who had been gen- Stated the earth—consumption. email friends to me, he told me his You are invited to test what this system will do for means were so limited that lie could you, if you are sick, by writing for a not afford to offer me a. home. There FREE, TRIAL TREATMENT was nothing for it hilt to say good. and the Four Free Preparations will be forwarded you byetoflroomeflHall and look out a.;t.:.in at once. with complete directions fur use. for new friends and a new sphere. The Slocum Systemisa positivecure for Consump, Mr. Carew kept his Henret well. tion, that most insidious disease, and for all Lung People wondered at him. They called Troubles and Disorders, complicated 1y Loss of I Flesh, Coughs, Catarrh, Astama, Bronchitis and hint i,trange and eccentric, miserly IIeartTreuhlet. and avaricious, but no one suspected Simply write to the T. A. Slocum Chemical 1nP WEE ah ruined span. He had ar- Company, Limited, rig King Street West, Toronto, sivinspost office and express *Jareso,and the free ranged all his plane. Ile went to medicine di no t,,ahkcaa will ha promptly 's free eat. Frillier with Blanche, and they re- Anptcecan paners wiliii seeing sale for weep offer in manned there two or three weeks; Toronto. Mention dim paper. then he returned to him new abode, NOD DIRTY HANDS. t`le1n your silver• ware. gold, brass, eta., with .LeGTItIG POLiItiINO FIBRI No powder or email to use, Putt brie,: rub - bung with thepptt•par- ed cloth. Polishes like Duette. Price "Se tit druggists or by mail from MONARCH MEG. 00., St.eatharfnea, 00t. Trial barn Ora fru•. _Prude (mingled. W It would Pay Well To silty a London Fence Machine once wha was fairly well off, and who spent some years in Germany. Her time was mainly occupied in eluding barons, counts - and o7ficers who had matrimonial intentions, and who, when they emend have speech of her in no other way, used to pro - Pose between floors in the hotel ele- vators.—',.rgonaut, San Francisco. his pride and anger, chinking only of the beautiful girt he loved so dearly. He did not leave her until she had promised to beccme les wife, saying that he should return in three years to claim her. "Your father will not laugh at me then, and call me a boy," he added, "for I shall have made a man's name and fame for myself. I shall work as no man ever worked before, Blanche, and my reward shall be In winning you.'' Blanche promised him that when he came back to claim her she would marry him. She said that her father would be sure to give his concent, for hitherto he had never refusal her anything. Mr. Carew knew that Blanche reeteived letters from Hugh Mostyn, and that she wrote to him, lie had seen the little'leoket Blanche wore by night and day, wherein the hand- some (Igor ;face of tee young sol- dier was faithfully portrayed ; rte had seen the lock of bright hair --- Blanche showed hint both—but he only laughed, and said they Nvere a HOW'S THIS ? ed KELP ON 1•i eA STAINLEEE =Ma OINTMENT.) Endorsed by best English medical journals. Supplied to British soldiers In South Africa. For all Throat and Oland Troubles, Lumps, Abscesses, Old Sores, Ulcers, Felons, Skin Diseases Eczema Pimples, Stiff Joints, Rheumatism, Lumbago, Sprains, Bruises, Piles, buts, Sore Feet, Pleurisy. Sold by Druggists, 25c. Try t once. ISSUE E No F+O, 1902. Iood We live by our blood, and on it. We thrive or starve, as our blood is rich or poor. There is nothing else to live on or by. 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Andrews tad. die nice named "lef�a'thite" te'orurm. kits envar•.atble remark after a poor shot by the ?person he was !serving, "It emtclt boo been 'water," 'vials meant tto fie e�onsolla1ory and eneoouatiging. tide Ina,ster, a teesgymean, was eveai•ied with its Well meaning 'flattery. �Letl- cordingly, +tb make sure .that he would' squatsh Ste remark 'tor onoe, the !told the caddie he head 'a terrible dream Cllr night G)c'sore. "Matilde, de, any man, I dreamt that I was in the pewee where tJre wi"rkecl are h)untellecl. I wow the wreltcltud ones tt.tr'ture:l ; they were swimming Qn int lakes tet boiling pi�teth, and toupet lint get tanned Ver red -shot forks Curtest 'tthtrtestt in their faces by de - monis. He hatted it minute, +Wi•tth bill tongue in his iih�eek, when, in per- fect hoolness the caddie answered "'teye, etr, that lime a bad dream, jlet amwlul ; hent 1:t retold +hoe been .waur." "Wean-, yon tool? How could that be?" "It nevelt hate been true." Minard's Liniment Cures Garget In cows. . We offer One Hundre(1 Dollars' Reward for auy ease of Catarrh that cannot be cared by Hall'S Catarrh Cure, F. J. CHIONEY & CO., Toledo, 0. We, the undersigned, have known V. J. Cheneyfor tine last 75 years and believe him perfecly honorable yIn all business trans- actions b atheirhflrmo carry out any \Vrsledmc, a TittSAx, Wholesale Druggists, To - U. WAt,DINO, KINNAN a: MAILv1N,'Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, U. Ball's Catarrh ('ure is taken interneily,act- ing directly upon the blood and mucous sur- facs of tine system. Testtmontals sent free. Price -75e per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Hall's Pokily Pills are the beet. Weir Cottngr, near Richmond, a. ` couple of children, playing at love, email town bolit among the hills of and nothing more. But I saw there I)erbyshlre. Of all his numterons re- W0.8 110 play in it --that for life or titin of servants he only kept 0110—•death, for weal or woe, those two the woman who lend been Blanche's ! loved eaelt Othm nurse, and wvho steadfastly rein sed to Turing the onto of its sorrow and leave her. She was to be hons0- ruin the squire forgot all about the keeper, Iiousetnnid. and everything 1 captain ; he never even named him, star nt the Cottn.ge. and Blanelie said nothing of him el- Whiir?f;IriinCarew'Ir friends thought ( they alio burred her love In the lie wan upon the Continent, lin Wan 'II depths of her lteert a1Nl kept it there, living with Itis clao�ghter. on a Iron- I as the treasure that made the joy (had per ftenem, in their quiet and and brightness of her life. beautiful home anion; the Willa. All thee Blanche told me during the, quired Mrs. Bateson, "I expect she's a 11 woe tt great eliange. Some man p week I spent at Richmond. I had bit upset new that the fuss is all would stave raved wildly nt their own ; guessed much of 1t before, and withf over, and auto hasn't �a daughter left im )rude nen nthcra would , all my heart I rejoiced to hoar that 1• to bless hereeif with. follyand 1 illy dear cliitd'l happiness was se- Mas. flunkey sighed cheerfully. have set to work with fevered en - F rgy, striving to redeem a Jost fortune; but the noisier of (trno1ni i (hill neither of these things—he gave Overheard at a ladles' Club. Mabel—Sybil doesn't know a thing about whist. Why, the other day site was my partner at a tournament, and she trumped my ace," Chorus—How 'mean ! ' ylabel—Yes, but I paid her back. She led an ace next round, and I trumped It. Like other evils cramps and diarncneacome suddenly. Promptly give a dose ofPerry inediaatelly. Painkiller at hathe nd will eaive 1103115 of Buttering—be prepared. 1. )flitter. "I never was so happy," said the new Benedict. "I tell you, marriage ' No doubt, like the boiled leg of mutton at the green grocer's, they would 'be appropriately served "with trimmings.' —London Globe. Monkey Brand Soap cleans kitchen uten- sils, steel, iron and tinware, knives and forks, and all kinds of cutlery. 10 Chedriug. Among the people who revel in the lugubrious things of this world, and mourn with exceeding plane/ere, may a -uilely be counted Mrs. Hankey, a character in "Tho Farringdon.' Mrs. Hankey ie telling about the re- cent wedding of iter niece, Susan, and prophesying the probable end of the bridegroom with conaaidorablo unc- tion. "How Ie your fester heruerf ?" in - 11E WAS WROTH. Congressman Made a Lite -Long 19n- piny of Mr. Smith.. Mr. Smith, superintendent of the botonioal gardens at Washington, Is r„ frust a to acre farm ',Nen if it :Nets four limes its prise. it 111:11:08 abetter fence nt one -halt the 1,,) t,f any reedy woven fence. •1'o get ilsehrat fence you lrustbohld it ou the ground. and the LON- I "Nrvrr ,rind It—never mind anything: .fir, if:tucl ,stens; theis no shot - DON is the fastest and most lruprov''(1 f 1 hive lost ('room!. tna •hiue on the market for handing it. "1 slave lost (.'rooster," was til" bur.. ; lal'ity h etweett it rust factory and a ( tuuttfrnrin,ry i-1iabllilt,muent. i "Why," said the purse -proud youth, '(write for priest and Cam's -mon showing dent of Ills titoag:iter day owl night ; i it. rastt rost5 Inc Cuvier Clint reit of 12 styles of fence. no other idea ever !:hate foto Mira y The lel Boll. whore inn family Perhaps it iH b,ettose iovh 18 blind amount to live It year." The .fudge t RSOItI PENCE IItAGtnada CO., Limited mind, v d_ o thitt vtn,tie•" btt'n ntakte i tv'taelee of answered ;gravely: : "It Isn't wort � ltfd lived for genrrltUon�, the grand � ., p LLondon,Canada, Old Wood tvttlt fte statf-ly trees and, themselves when they get that way. It, George; it Isn't worth it,"' a native of "the land o" cakes" and one of the greatest experts in the country on Robert Burns, the• vari- ous editions of his works and every- thing relating to the Scotch poet. Fits Burne' library is said to be the finest; of itvi kind in the world. Representatives in congress who are) thrifty have a habit of borrow- ing palms and ferns and such things from Smith when their wives give receptions. Ai new member from the far west wanted a few rubber plants for his parlors, and he Went to see Superintendent Smith about it. He had been warped that the surest way to,sget into the good' graces of Smith was to praise Burnt'. The new' member walked into Smith's library. The superintendent sat at his desk poring over a Burns "find." "Ail," said the new member, "4 see you are refuting Borne. What a ;.poet old Jimmie Burns was, to be sure, and such a collection of the works' of Jimmie you have here I Do you know, Mir. Smith, I think Jimmie Burne was the greatest poet of his—" "Jimmie Berns I" he roared, "Tommy +0n1 Sam - i u l t ,Crashing on 1 Charlie .L t ,mte Napoleon I Get oft tine grounds!" Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup should always be need for Children Teething. It soothes tho child, softens thoggams cures wind colic and is the bait remedy for Diarrhoea, Queer Advertisements. This advertisement appears In a Bristol paper: General Servant --No inquiries ; no wort: ; no rape 'or aprons ; every evening out ; visitors permitted; bicycle ; good wages. G., office of this paper. The problem of "What shall we do with our girls ?" seems to be solved. From the Simla News; Wanted—A servant to cool{ . and dress children, Dr. Car'een's Tonic Stomach and Constipation Bitters 'lade from the formula of an eminent 11111f1(111111 physltnan, who 11nsnsoel the prescription in hie practice for many years with most satlsfactury results. A Purely Vegetable, Tonic and Blood Purifier. Price so cents per Bottle. Usually you ran' obtain the prepara- tion of your local druggist, but li you cannot obtain it In your neighbor- hood, we will sendone or more bot- tles on receipt of pt'tce (.i0t per bot- tle) carriage prepaid. - Patnpillot sent It'IITIi on apjxlloatlon, Tf. r. GflliSOM MEDICINE GOMPiiMY TORONTO Why He Was Dismissed. An assistant make-up on a daily newspaper recently was tnuelll con- fused in this work. The time had near- ly come when the forms must go to prese(t•o catch the train. One of those folks who are always late (with an apology, of course) In bringing in news, appeared at this time with an addition Ito a local regarding tt fun- eral. eel the tame correspondence was an item referring to a wedding as well as that of the funeral. As will sometimes happen, through the unex- plained carelessness of the printer, the !addition was inserted at the end of the wedding note, and the paper was rustled through the press. The chagrin of a host of jubilant friends may be imagined when the following appeared. The right names are not given, las the parties are web known: Mr. Archibald Jones and Mies Edith Madison twere mauled Tuesday even- ing at the residence of the bride's parents by Rev. Wm. Eldridge. Her funeral will occur on Friday at her lato bone at '3 p. m., (Rev. James An- derson Officiating, with interment at Roselawn Cemetery. We have read of many mix-ups, but this [rather leads the list, going as it does lei quick time from the altar to the tomb.—J. E. R. - cure, fee I ipul the highest opinion, ""Well, alio did seem rather low spir- ed Captain Hugh llostyn, My stay Red when all the mews wee cleared', was se snort, and I was eo occupied - up, anti Susan had Mune off to her own home ; but I sage 'to her, 'Never mind, Sarah, and don't you worry youraelf. Now tliat the weddings are over, tate funerals will soon begin.' You nee, you menet elteer folks up a bit. Mr�5•. Bateson, when they're feel- ing out of sorts." ---Philadelphia Led- ger. in attending to the eotnfort of my himself trp to n quiet. hopeleee dee- = friends, that I saw nothing either pair that need hint a,•l co Scars could I Of, the neighborhood of Weir Cot - have done, thnt slivered his hair and ` tage or the people belonging to IL dimmed Wes tie -es. hemi hie otter creet 1 obtuinrd another eltnatlon, but 1 and noble figure. and shn,dowed los Was not comfortable: my pupils were lite ser darkly that all light seemed two epollecl chliclren. and teething '. I determined r o 6t11E:Cttrt r murmured them tuns n ( he hti t F !t fall 1 to Lav left 1 t ° to to Blanche I rot It or grumbled, of rajlroarllF'd himself h t() tenter, and wrote or iia fortun( it. would have been 1 Uarew eo. Sty surprise and pleature better tltdtn this dead. hotel• sa t.il'fl •c 1 were equally great; when one morn - 1 teff. Ile sat 1 in 1 received a letter front Mr. h 1 e buried It ns law htc 1 r iw for lours without speaking 0r 100'. l (:nrow• saying that If 1 tvae at Idl- ing, never inkenr the least interest 1 t•rty be knew of Fin excellent sltut . In anything salt or clan A. Whr11 . tion that he could procure for me Blanche attempted to draw lilm f by cmrhtg "just ono word." from his thoughts; or win his 11tten. (Tu be Centime(.) 11on. he would look at her and say, I ..�. •- • ItINAItv'ld LINIMENT is the only. 'Liniment a.eked far net my stare( and the) only ane' we keep for: sale. Ail the people use it. t. MARLIN ruvroi4. t Pleasant Bay, 0. D. Cures( Diphtheria. Gu e inpxdsLiniment al A LVitsto oe Money. ((Menge (•crenate.) • Jitstict' 'V'Ytlliatu L Putnam, of the United Stater Cirrus COurt of Ap- peale in Portiand, Ore., recently fell into conversation with a young mon of the nouvrntlx 3101103 who expressed astonishment that the Judge could get cilon( 1611 hid snlary of $6,000 .t year. Hopeless Case. Diggs—Say, that dog of yours keeps me awake nights with his howling. Biggs—Sir, I have Pio dog. It must be my daughter's singing that annoys yogi. Diggs—Oh, -that's too bad..I sup- pose you can't very well get rid of her, eh ? Learn how I• do away with the =Mug belt and pressing. springs and holctltuptarewithout pressure on hips, spine or bones. Learn how you are simp- ly ruining your health by using spring and leg -strap trusses whirs press on most vital parts not connected with the rupture at all. Learn how I have after 82 years' practice, solved understood rupture problem by my pa- tented ontedlnoention s. Learn how the action of coughing, lifting, etc. only came a firmer hold by my Automatic Pad. Learn what the euro of Rupture really is and how I treat success. fully and inexpensively BY MAIL. Write formy FREE BOOK now aadle9arn the whole truth about RuptureanditsOtue. LEAS. CLIITBE, 29 Eaet 14th St., New York yCity. 1 have ly by ao pplying directly to mea l Proper Self-l5ettpeef. Holden—Nonsense I You delft mean et butt ali fishermen are liars. 't<) -ass! Illtchei:w-No; ; I tvOnldn't go Cts for as- that : but I don't see liow any fisherman with any respert for him- self as a sportsman can tell the teeth I� rets. f in nth Leven t I f sl► about Its rr � P1T� Veva to you .that ills. Chase's Ointtnentiatteertnin • and Absolute cure for each ��� n every term Of itching, • bleecdingtnd pro ruttingg piles, nth° msfitt} merit have num•anteril it. see tee i timonials In the de y Virtu snit nek gonr neigh. borswhat they thtnet'otr- Voli1111uooIt and get your money hark if nus r•.nr1clCOO n lox, ne h rail d ern oran>KANtoN,Itarss EA (;o..'rnmont4, I t►r„chstevto Ointment ede Israiraseafanacamsalasan A Chain is *�o Stronger than its Weakest Link and a Wire Fence is no Stronger than its Uprights. No one should expect a fence to hold up of itself between the posts. The Frost upright wires are large and strong. The 'ne Frost T,oell holds them ,43r A' in place and each support M 1r"1>- ��t"" its own - share of the ', . ,-Nei weight. Light tie wires give no support. Bending to tie weakens them and they are apt to break when the strain is severe. 'rOSt Fet1Ce never breasts. Write for Cata(ogae. 0 The_Frosl: Strongest, Lock Made. WELLAND,ONr. ► HL'= FROST WIRE FENCE CO., L.IMITuI'S, PAINT YOUR ROUSE And do it well yt it1) the most reono l- ic:il and best for wear paints In Can- ada. Beautify yam( home. inside and Lint with RMSY'S PINTS the right palms to peint riga t, that puts off longest the necessity for re- painting, ani keeps your house clean and bright throughout than life of pure paint an not Other paint ever 014 before, and at the; right price. Drop us a card anti ask for 110 OIC LI,P NO. 11 FRETS, showing how some homes are painted. Established 1812, A. RAIISAY & SON mormne,iL, Paint elakcre. "Road Light." loo USE "Eagle." leo find 200 �JR7'L' " n vlwterltl. "tattle Comet." THE BINES MATCHES IP) THE WORLD. Por sale by An the principal growers. 0