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HALL & RucKEL,
her got into your deist Olio Wei
i never pay rent. Among ley regular
• euettonaere, saute come Wh ei store'
thot they leave left their purees be
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bled, end feenetblog like that, and
wiseme to trivet then. I neeer de.
that with O cocaine or a chloral
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1 INCREASE OF DRII6 DISSIPATION k
ee Morphine, Cocaine and Kindred Habits in London ' Ilim
and Paris. " t)
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Tho two greatest evils of modern qui...to supply can be had by visiting .
times, viewed from their effects upon half a dozen draggists. But not a
Moral and phyeical man, aro the leer- little of the morphia that is used by
phIne an cocaine Juliette. Indulgence the morphia maniac is brought pri-
lu them drugs is not (waned to the vately event abroad.
lower and mere vicious classes •' in-
deed, they are the dissipations ofthe Opium Ste -loiters are Numerous.
intelligent anti so-called upper reviles Very simila.r to the morphia tea
of society. Tee men and women -who party Is tbe opium -smiting party.
seek solace for their ilia in 'soporific The opium habit, Cabal as it is, Is
or stimulating drugs are often people alarmingly on the Increase in tine
of recognized intellectual ability and country. Its devotees art, in almost
high social standing. For the most every Instance women who are des -
part they keep their vices from . the !satisfied with their surroundings and
public knowledge, anti it often hap- liable to fits of depression, ,
pens that the public) rivet learns of The effect of opium Is peculiar. Not
their addiction to the thug habit by only Is the drug extremely comfort -
tee announpement tie their death Mg, but it influences the imaginatien
"from an overdose of morphia° taken to suelt an extent rebut the viotim
to relieve pain." e es led te believcenor the time being
The morphine habit has of late be. that she is in ? anotber world — a
rosne a fashionable fad in some eh- world full of beauty and gayety.
oleo of London society, and "'nor- For the moment she is treed from all
phine tea partiee" aro alt the go. her troubles. And not only this, the
Theo are especially popular axaong a memory is refreshed, the wonia.n at
certain class of idle women who one stage being a,bIe to bring back
make some pretensions to social tie her mind incidents which she has
prominence. As a supposed cure for long since forgotten. It ia character -
the "blues," a never -failing panacea, esti° of opium that it will light up
for every !arra of depression, more the pest ir. 1,46 vixidly than any other
labia, one of the most deadly of drugs, drag. A.t a later stage— that is,
is unfortunately increasing in popu- when ast excees of opium bast been
larity by leaps and bounds. The Dar- consumed—the smoker •becomes in -
ties in welch -this dangerous poison sensible and remains in that state
figure so prominently have only late- for several hours. . .
ly come into fashion—they- originated Those women who indulge in the
In Paris, by -the -bye --but the amount opium habit are ses a rule beyond re -
of injury and misery tbat they are call. • Asi with inorphist, the craving
responsible for is already beyond all for the drug inorea,ses rapidly, the
reciconiug. , . victim being quite unable ,,'to con-
Wriat Happens is This: tent herself with a moderate dose.
.A. number of ladiee wit°, owingto the She generally loses all lier refine -
similarity of their individual tastes rnent and all her sense of self -re -
and weaknesses, are in sympathy spect. She becomes, indeed, a dif-
with each other, form themselves ,ferent being. Mentaily and physic -
into What may be termed a morphia eiee'ly she is ruined, and it is seldom
club. They meet at about 4 o'clock very long before she goes to her
every afternoon, ostensibly to enjoy grave. The °plum habit is exec-
Zotbiug more harmful than tea, the toady incurable and it .is not too
=ember's providing the glsastly enter- much to say that those who are
tainment in turn. laves to it are well aware of the
(Tea, is certainly co,asumed, bat only fact,
i
eto avoid suspiaion on the part - •
ef thedomeattcs, for as the repast Take Cocaine Injections': -
progresses the hoatess produces a ' Another dissipa.tion of London's idle
tiny syriago containing inorplitia. Tee set—and the habit has obtained a
appea.ranee of this little instrument, ,
Whilell, has been eagerly waited for sttrong foothold on this side of the
,A. lantic—is cocaine injection. • Tele
ter the -whole on flS tbe eignal
ge----heere, sprootice can be carried on so secretly
tor the eoto Jay that for a time even the neareat
a ey do hurriedly enough,
so friends of the drunkard have no sus -
anxious no to lose a moment,
_ pinion of it. • It ham none of the
intenee is the craving to put them
selves under the influence of
tho repulsiveness of ordinary intoxicae
poieon. The bostess thee goes the
tion. Dootors are its chief victims,
eteend of her visitors, glytng each alt writers and politicians come next and
ention. , • i the more artistic the temperament
Very frequently a .guest is not the greater the peril this new- ha,bit
eatisfied with one injection. She presents..
hes aceuetomed herself to the drug Cooaine injection is, without gees-
e/ace a small doee has ao ....,Piaisentiane..eneentost dangerous and most
precieble effecton, her. She s .e.....:euettlaleorneef inebriety known. Com -
Cries for Throe Injections. pared with it, even morphinomalla
Shie then gees them if her. hostess is harmless. It grows on one 'with
is devoid of sense, whieh she gener- amazing rapidity, and gives little or
ally le, and thus urives a,aother nail no warning of the ha.rtn it is doing
In her coffin. The women who re. gintil the evil is accomplished almost
kart to this proceeding belong eto beyond recall. With most narcotics
that numerous body wile, bereft of you have quick presage of coming
selfeeontrol and fea,ther-brained to a evil. Let the average man injeot a
degree, cannot live without excite- dose of merphie, and he will find the
ment wed vrhoeghlret for new sensa- temporary ease followed by excru-
tons. They attend the morphia cia,ting headache, by ra,sv nerves and
tea party to drive away—as they by fearsome depression of spirits.
foolishly thenk—melancholy. With But with the cocaine at first there
out the morphia tea party they is none of this. You feel young and
would not care to exist. Liffi to them vigorous again. Pain is deadened.
le aninsufferable bore, . ' The things that troubled you seem
In. a very short time the poison - swept out of your life. You have a
does ite work. The womann Who was sense of self-satisfaotion, of buoy -
depressed and dull -eyed when. she anoy, of ease and of pleasure. In the
entered the room is full of life and normal man or w-oman'there is often
gayety, she talks wittily, even bril- at first no great reaotion, although
neatly, her eyes are bright, her in ties, as in every nerve poison,
ehteeke but a moment before ghastly i
white, are fluehed, her whole coun-
the effects differ according to inde.
teatime is animated.
Pny the Price of Death.
But what a price she pays for this
plunge! Submitting herself to the
influelnee of morphia, at these parties,
vidual temperament. , •
A Deadly Practice. .
But the pleasure passes verY
quickly, even more quickly than
with opium, and the victim, his al-
as she, does every day, the drug Most ibevitabiy driven to ronew.
whenadministered in fairly large the injeetio.n. In many eases from
ileantities quickly loops the desired twelve to twenty doses aro before
etfect and the wretched being must long taken in a single day. 'lees
costs anohey. Cocaine hydrochlorate,
Wave more. Three inleetions once a
day are not enough; for her; sho in- the form or drug ueed for this pur-
jette the fluid morning, afternoon and Dose, is very expensive. Wholesale
evening. To get the poison she will i it costa 25 slaillinge at ounce, and
enerifice everything --her clearest I retails usually at about three times
possessions, her money, her jewels, . as •mitche In one kir-Own ease a man
her all, lu fapt. The result is dis- /Vends as much as 10 shillings 4
y
estrous; The poison obtains a com-
daon his cocaita
plete eattetery over her—she can no The fleet harmful result seen is
snore resist it than site can fly to often enough not pberisical, but
thle moon, t r , moral. Cocaine, even more than
Vile Leevitabie earegequenoo is morphia, destroye the moral sense,
that she dies an early death, wreek- This is no figure of speech, butt),
ed beth in mind and body. Nothing plain • statement of an observed tind
is mow) frightful than the sight of undeniable fact. The cocaine fiend
one olf these women wben she is de. does not become violent or bretaa.
nieti her favoeito drug. Pilled with On the contrary, lie ;seems, More
despair, Oho is tapa.ble if not tvateh., gentle and more refined than ever
ed of destroying herself tet easy mo- before. His artietio perceptions
. mete In her gage she will team her aro in even?way quickened. But
though he hate bitherto been scrup-
hair and eercam as no madman could
eeeeem. . t, 'Motley honest, lie will now often
steal without shame. lie often -Seems
Needless to remark these parties
are coliducted with the greittest see- tO forgot the nietheing of truth. It
reey. The, eervants are sent out oti lie Yet a meet poillt with psycholo-
the room, the tloer le kicked end °vim Oafs hove end why this !Vestige:lien
the master a the houses ime no know.. of the moral sees° Is accomplished.
ledge of what isageting on. The frig- But that it is accomplishee admits
lability of hie wife, brought Abode e•f ho denial.
by the fatal arug—for the !Abner- Many et the easeof kleptomania
afloat oecasioned by morphia to inwhich excite so much surprise And
variably followed by the most awful ntahy of the untiecountable crinuie
depreesion. Ile sets demi to "nerves." amobg well-to-do ,people are eolely
Ile would) do well to get home early due to this. Alt ono druggist put it
ono day. Not that he would gain Much somewbat bluntly: "When a person
by eo doing, however, for the morphia Caine* in her an4 asks for cataine
Mantati, as; a rule, Carries a little or Morphia or chloral, I, of course,
syringe on her person. Inclosed in fill in 'tho doctor's Prescrinicon,
leatimr cases, these syryingee are This is my business. But I take oare
very dainty articles, to keep a. close eye on that etieto-
•Unfortunately morphia is not dB- Merle flagera all the time she lain
%Leta to buy. If one &enlist will the store. The toeitine fiend will
not sell eufficieut to meet the re- . eteal anythiug It she thinkshe
quirements of hie customer an Ade- cah dor it unobserved. If you let
. .., ..... ..
taker now. I liege been bitten toe
often, &Very ether OrliggiatwU
toll yon the Meuse'
Cause PhYsical Degeneracy,
Tele Is only tee beginning. The
Moral effects are after a letup fol-
lowed by very deoleed physical ones.
rivet comes lindeseribable depretielon
epirita eleepiessness, distesto for
lood. 'Ma Is oftee ewough follOweci
by complete mental breakdOwn,
sometimes by imieltie. Lo niece hoe the
btt groWrt that u now induetry bee
sprullg up in England during, the past
teW years, the cestablisement of
"Lome' for welleto-do narcatiog.
These tomes aro not usually regle-
tered under any act. Many of tbent do
not advertise, but aro euppliecl with
patieete by their private connection
of clootore. Others advertise regularhr
in medical pa•pers as great hotels de
tiiordinary organs,.
The cooaine luebit hay not reached
the common people. It es doubtful if
Lu all the long Het of vietime you will
fend a single mechanics or working
wiontan. It is people to whom ordi-
nary drunicennees is repulsive tliat
norocitiem appeals in the most eub-
tie, way. A. few closes a cocaene enable
tee busy society woman to get
through her season all right and she
can maintain tilde habit often enough
for moarthe together without even
those nearest her knowing it. r
Cocaine injection le not the only
nor th,e most popular form of narcot-
ism.. In •great districts, etber drunk-
ennees is general, even anions the
poorest. You can get drunk on ether
for a tritlinee cost, and you ean be
chunk and sober again several times
in a day. In the Fen country in Ire-
land opium taking is cenntaon 'among
the agricultural poouletion. •
Two Kindred Souls Impinge.
They had just been introduced,
and, asi she looked Into his thought-
ful biao eyes, the young girl felt
that she had at last Met a man of
high Ideate
"Are you' interested in the eleva-
tion of the masses, Mr. efcSmudge ?"
she asked, after site had worked up
to the seinject by' easy conversational
etages. I
"Inteneely, Miss Oushineton," be
aeowered. "I have dedicated my life
to this' great week. I ant just now
intereating mYself in circulating a
pamphlet on the subject, which
shall be pleased to send you."
"How lovely," he murmured. She
knew that Rho had at last found
a kindred soul.
But thisi world is full of bitter
clieappointments, and it was a hard
jolt to lithe' Gurehington's Ibter sen-
sibilities when a few da,y0 later she
received, with compliments' of John
Watley. McSmodge, a catalogue 'ot
Passenger elevators, for whioh he
wcte ageot.—Salt Laic° Herald.
1 I O. C. Reeleartesi ez Co.
Del= MINARD'S LINI-
MENT is our remedy foe soresthroa.t,
colds; and ail ordinary ailments.
It never fails to relieve and cure
promptly.
•
CHARDES WHODTTEN. •
Poet Melgrava,
The Eiders Wit.
Three young 'students wished to
have a little amusement at his ex-
pense, One saluted him as Father
Abraham. "You are wrong," said the
second, "this is old Father Isaac."
"Nay, said the third, "you are both
mistake% he is old Fa.ther Jacob."
Eyeing the would-be wits, the Elder
gravely replied: "I am neither old
Fateer Abraham, nor old. Father
ratio°, nor old Father Jacob but I
am Saul the sweat Kish, seeking hie
fa,thetoe asses, and lol—I have found
three of them,"
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druggists refuna the money ft it teas to ours,
R. W. Groves siaaatattais on eaeh box. 25e. ,
Thought They Resat a Man.
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to VHS woodelt Mies. Light, and yet strong retoneh to frep,
porta heavy man on the rad while he awaits ahead the
circle without reetsleg them to seg. They etre tate in
eppetirence, will lest ft Will Zaftig nor get rickety.
They ars inipplied with latches which allow them tabs, open
ad either way mid 0,reself WO*. The only,g6ocl metal gate
that is *a ettwAth in Taloa for ftencral farm parposett, We also mike Farm and Ornamental
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011U6S Of
11. B. Connick Relates filo Ex.
perience with Bright's Els.,
k:ase and Dodd's
ney Pills,
orttr.trrtrr•trt,trr
Suffered with that Decoct Malady for
leireeen Years—Treated bY "vo
Difikereut Doctors—J1teratily
114esetted front Death, by
Dead's 1(ttluey
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nOMitl.::P..Aiesa,' "'eye'
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Does Meatr-Eati n g
Cause Appendicitis ? •
Appeadleitle is the malady of the
day; it Is the meet prominent naalady
in the couree of the disoussione of
the learned iseeletieS. Its causes must
Middleton, P. B. L, Deo, 23.—Mr. bo:leasstimemertt"ed; ritepaelelytineg"rietihipeptellieer:
Oonnick, the well-known b1401anoe are manifold, A t
smith, of 'tele Place,w,
knO
n ovor lif. Illeteltnikoft, in a recent cent -
the Isiend an the =in whom Boddie munication to the Paris Actecienty el
Xidney sitved fromdeath as by Medicine, attributed an important
a miracle, Juto often been interviewed
part la the development of appen-
regal:cling Itis case, end is ever ready Idolitie to intestinal worms, asearide
tho e
to supply e Pieta. and tric000phalee, especially 'the
"I laid been a reetnre to kidney. last mooed, which, by causing erce.
trouble- for fif teen yeare before I took' eions of the intestinal meow mein-
Dotieles Kidney Pills," said IVA*. Cone .
nee( in a reoelit conversation,
"Did Yeti know it was Bright's Die -
ease, Ille. Couniele?"
"Not et fleet, I didn't, imt when I
found it out I was startled, I eau
tell youle those days, you know,
Bright's Dieease was, incurable.
went to five differeet ilootore. They
could do no ,geod. Finally my wife
and I iwent together to one who told
no right out there was no use taking
my money. I could not be cured. I
felt that it was all over."
"How dia yeti come to take Dotheri
leidneY Pills ?"
"Well, one day a customer ond
were talking of the death of a, neigli-
bor, and my customer said be was
quite num if lie had taken Docid's Kid -
flee 'nib.) he would hey° been cured.
That set me thinking For the last
six years 1 had, been forced to hire a.
men to do ray work. Well, I began to
take Dockl's ieidney Pias, and before
I had finieheil the third box I was at
work again. I can shoe a - horse as
well to -day as ever 1 could in rayi
life."
"Do you mean to say that three
boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills cured
you dr Brigitte; Disease of fifteen
years' standing ?"
"Yes, sir, thates exactly what I
mean. I was so stiff and sore I could
bat stoop to pick up anything-'
Qouldn't put on nay shoes. If my wife
was here she would tell more about
Dodd' s Kidney Pills than I ean4" -
Mr. Connick Is now fifty-eight years
old, and the picture of health and
etre:ell. •
The Czar and. the Gamin.
Tie late visit of the Czar to
Paris' has filled the Parisian papers
with anecdotes. Here is one of the
Czat's former visit:
One clay he drove incognito to the
house) of President Loubet, then Pres-
ident of the Senate, and while bis
companion .went in to announce the
visit, Ito amused himself by putting
his head, out of the carriage window
and looking at the people who passed,
. In spite of his incognito the Czar
Was recognized by a weistling urchin,
who, seeing eine sitting alone and at
leisure deemed the occasion appro-
. ,
priato for a friendly chat. So he ap-
proached, took off hie cape and said
cheerfully: .
"Good -day, sir. How is the
press ?" .
The Czar was naturally muoh as-
tonished, but he replied with a smile:
"Thanks, young , man. The Em-
press is quite well and has enjoyed
the trip very much."
The boy seemed glad to hear it,nod-
ded a farewell, and went whistlinse
on his way.
The Czar, in narrating the incident,
said that he was much more embar-
rassed tban the gamin appeared
tobe. t
"A 'Little Cold, You Know" will
become a. greab danger if it be al-
lowed to remelt dowtz from the throat
to the lunge. Nip the peril in, the bud
With Allen's Lung Baleam, a sure
remedy containing no opium.
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"Speaking of the generous use ol
ease words,". said the ad conductor,
reminieceatly, "I allow old Bill Ma-
gillieuddy was about the command -
leg general of the grand army of
Softly (who has fallen overboard profanity. Old 33111 lived up Troy way,
and been dramatioally rescued)—Did , which may swami:at for his peculiar- -
—you--avv—faipt whett you heard
them yell, "Man overboard?" ity. lOrt that's neither here nor
bran°, create au easy means of Wee-,
tionby the morbid germs contained
in the inteatine.
Northern China is, perhaps, of all
countries in the maids the Ono in
welch heimenthiaels is the most wide-
ly spread, and in a recent communi-
cation preseotecl to tho Academy of
Medicine in reply to 311, Metchnikoff's
coramuitleation, hf, Matignon states
that appendicit1s. is very rare there,
eveu if it is nortieed tee all,
4.31107114 the Celestials lombricsold
parasites are found among ninety-
five to ninety-eight per cent. of the
children and among seventy-five per
cent. of the adults*. Among Europeane
the proportion is Only twenty-five
per cent. in ehert, it is very rare to
Lind a. Chinese whose digesitiee tube is
not infeeted by these parasites. The
/marls lonabricoldes is the common-
est form ; ericeocephalee are also
met with.
In spite °lathe great frequency of
intestinal wornis, M. Matignon dur-
ing the four year that he spent in
Northern. Mina never met wit». a
eingle ease of appendicitis, either in
the French minions or in the hospital
at Nantang. Nor did he lima any dur-
ing the sande period among the little
international Oemmunity di 120 per-
. eerie who were under hi's care. Three
times) only—in the wise of a. young
leuesiaa girl and of two Lazarist mis-
sionaries—did he observe abdoniinal
paths haying a distant resemblance
to epees:40111er colic, but they ap-
peared to be due to the presence of a
toenia in the inteetinal tube for they
were not reproduced after the expul-
sion of the parasite.
The extreme rarity of appendleitie
—not to say ite non-existence—among
a people whose digestive tube lo in-
fested with worms, appeared to M.
lefatign.on to be in conflict with the
theory of M. Motebelkete which tends
to attribute to lombrieolds an. lin-
portent part in, the appearanee of
appendicitis.
He considers himself inclined to
fever the theory of the influence of
an excessive flesh diet', which bas
been incriminated by Keen, of Phila.
delpeice fn the Met place, and since
by M. Lucas) Champlonniere, of Paris.
Thio hypothesis is strongly supported
by what lie has observed itt. China.
The diet of the Chinese in the
.north, says M. Matignon, is not a
flesh diet, but rather vegetarian. At
Poidu and in the country very little
Helen (sobbing)—No—no, Molly. I tbera'
never ones suspected they could eHe used to come down to New
have inealte you. -71t Bits. York pretty fregnently during the
wititter ; had a married son living
over in Brooklyn. B.II used to open
up new records every time he tra.
veiled over to Brooklyn. Ho ;said he
didn't blame New York people for
swearing at Brookly,a; if he lived
here he'd eooner take a trip to
Philadelphia than he would to Brook-
lyn, ttams that's about right, too,
fov X know myeolf what it is trYiniC
to find anybody living in Brooklyn.
"Why, one aueday, when I wa,soff
the ruin, I set out from my home
in 'West Eightieth attest to. see
a fellow living In Brooders Aboiliti SOnafet
HOW'S THIS?
We offer Ono Hundred Dollars' Reward for
any own of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. 03111INEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
We, the undersigned, have known F. 3.
Chepoyter the lest 15 years and believe him
perfectly honorablein all business traasactions
aud finencially able to carry out any nbliga-
dons made by thoir firm, ,
West Tatasx, aVlioniatte Druggists, To.
ledo. O.
WArmIllett
111UN2 & MAIrttOkt, WhOlese.lo
Druggists, aaledo, 0.
Hall's Catarrh Caro is taken internally, act-
ing directly upon tho biood andmucous sin-
Priee-75e per bottle. ;Old by all druggists. 'N. Property be wanted 'to sell. I took
the elevated down to Chambers street
of the system. Testimonials sent free
Nall's Family 13.1119 aro the best. Ord walked over, to the bridge. Then
I rode over cm a• Wedge car, and took
Cheap lipor s in fe'rance. another car for the street where
tny man, lived. I had tei changes
An inhabitable flat at £4, a year, i three demo and it took ine two
With tiled kitchen and three or four hours, from the time I struck the
rooms prepared and floored in oak, I
; bridge to the time I rang the door
sounds tee wildest impossibility in a bell. You can bet I was pretty
crowded industrial tiny. Yet comfort-
able, well-built fiats bave been built I Warm'
"I asked the email Why he dideet
A.t this priee in the most crowded 1 live in a civilized land, and hie asked
quarter of *the city of Lyons, and me what was •the blotter. I teed
thiri Where the prioe of land on Whieh
the flats Were built was 25 to 85 • 14111 bow long it had taken me to
trahee a. square metre, which Is ra- 'reach blin' 'Yea ccUlti have got here
tiler more then a square yard. The . in fifteen Initiates; from the Twenty-
Conte,ny that etarted the 'Venture third (street ferry, NeW Vork**tride,'
bag a aaseavc, fund er 50,787 franeal he !Said. *You've circled the eity when
and pays a, steady intereet of 4 per you cotild have come in a !straight
Cent. We, says the Westminster aise • And that's all the satiefaic-
zette, ought to 'add that the profits tion 1 Vit.
have been largely Increased byeheap ; "So, ad 1 TAY, I don't inucb: Maine
reetiturents tii conneetion With the old Bill for using language when he
flats, Whet% a good meal can be had had to vigil: Brooklyn,. I romeilaber the
for 11-2d the °oared, This interesting last time ho was down, here. lle
iniernintion is given by the Co-oper. was going back to Troy ext, My train.
ative News, Jvhiell is Iottd In 'tie praise . He had junt: Canto from Brooklyn, and
of the Lyons Boonornie Seildieg So- he west making the air of the °each
clety.
I r
so blue it looked like a smelt.'ing ear,
which it wasn't. In the same ear
wasr it ministerial Woking •oltap, wife.
At the Virat Sign of a eremp or other
listened •In horror to /MPH talk.
ral"' in tho bc)"t9 ta" r61" navie "The ministerial fellow stood it for
Painkiller in hot water, enveetened
teriti you have mastered the difficultya while, but finally, after the Car
There la but ale painkiller, pel." started and Bill grew more and More
Davie'. 25 and 50c. profane, lie stepped overlif
to egillt-
' middy and said, holding out a wariti-
. l'oo Long a Joie ing finger, 'Do you know, 11151 poor
peineneeeeno mark 01 tile „gentleman friend, you! are oa the road to hell?"
Is then he alwaya keeps hits hands "Bill started out of hie at as if
ho beers that. eTuet nay dashed
clean, lank; her saki. 'I' inet bouglet & ticket
don't know. I know
a gentleman who never WitalieS Ills for Troy."—X' Y, IT"0,14'
recime now i Punishing the Weenie,
tilimm—gact. tia eteployea I:00in New Arrival----A.nd there are vroeme
hte factory. tortures yet?
leatan—Are there 7 'Why, over
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teps the Cough there in that c:kle poem I hovel
in Works OW the (3614. tmhelt of soelety folks playing aft
d
tit:Adv. Iltemo•Ciptinite Tablets awe tole emilees game of progressive euchre.
cere,47., Ne Cuts, No Psy. Want eti Seta reAlitaltimere World.
s- I
beef is eaten, Cowie anal titmice, mute
ton, and especially pork, being pro-
ferred. Europeans ohm° eat beef.
Meat is it luxury which wily the vvell
to do can afford, and its consunip-
tion is extroieely small. Tho groat
majority of the popuiation, who axe
poor, mostly consume millet, simply
boiled in water; a little rim cab-
bage, sveeet potatoes, turnips pre-
served "a le. saumure," and a quan-
tity of garlic. The Chinaman also
eats a great deal of maize flour or
wheat flour, of which be makes cakes
and buns; and unleavened dont,
cooked by steam.
It is possible that to tills diet is
due the nelmirable "'Worts du, ventre"
ot the Chinese—to use M. Motignon's
expression—and the consequent ab-
sence of appendicitis. It cannot be
denied that the preceding observa-
tions strongly support the theory
which attributes to the stimulat-
ing in:, lance of an excessive flash
diet the ' equency of eases of ;ippon-
dicitie observed for some years past
among civilized nations.
It would appear that compresses of
aloolioi may be used in the treatment
of appendicitis. At any rate, Ise.
Filutoff so asserts. He began to
use this 'treatment from the day
when alcohol, used as a tonics at the
early period of whitlow, appeared to
hi 4o be endowed with specifie pro-
p Aeo This surgeon, in feet, con -
.A.0 that it suffices to keep the
f. ger In it smell glass o! brandy for
half an hour, and repeat the bath
several laines a day to put a stop
te the pathological prooesees oa the
point of breaking out.
This conclusion led M. Filatoff to
env° recourse to the application of
compresses of alcohol in the case of a
boy twelve years of age, suffering
from appendinitis, in which he was
sent fer in consultation. Here is his
method of procedure: A' compress of
gauze folded in four, and wide
enough to cover tee entire stomach,
is thoroughly steeped in alcohol at
93 degrees, slightly, squeezed, ap-
plied directly. on tho skin and covered
with flannel, Over all is placed an
lee ba,g, and the compress is changed
every hour, ea soon as the alcohol
has evaporated. Opium is adminis-
tered at the same time. • '
At the end of two or: three daye
very =irked improvement was re-
corded, and the child completely re-
covered a. short time afterward.
do not think that in this case
the curative role should be attribut-
ed to the alcohol alone. It has hap-
pened to all physicians who are not
convinced of the necessity of an op-
eration in every 08,88 to witness the
contraction and cure of appendicitis
under the action of cold compresses
mad opium, and it would appear that
in the case cited, the alcohol. acted as
a, refrigerant.—Europeau Edition N.
Y. Herald.
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i` HE KISSED THE' BRIDE ; - .1
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4' How He Obeyed the Injunction of the Bride's Father— +
And the Result. A.
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taw/king and he greeted me with ell
the werinth Of old fricediselp.
"What de you &ay to a little
brandy ?' Ito &age
" entitle me, Menne,' said I, and
Irina a Weisel, lie brought out it bottle
anti !some glasses. Liwooklyit isn't as
bad as site is plattiogranbod, I titouglit.
"'NOV iits aireg,Itiar thing; do I ap-
prove of brantiy, tend the fat InVont
',bite tide is a neoe"str'ord'uttry sees
eashien, My dear—say, I've forgot-
ten your name.'
"I told hinr.
" 'Friend of the grooln ?"
'Yea'
"'Known him long?'
1 11 •
'"Ali my lite.'
think of hier?' •
"Say, now, honestly, what d'you
"'Ile is one of the fineet boys
that ever lived,' eald 1, 'honorable,
ambitious and clean.'
"
"'i» you mean
'If I elidir,"1: I wouldn't bavecOme
it?'
all tho War PPM); Upper New York
for hiseeivetidinge said 1, and tkile
then eceaviliceti the fat mato
"Ho told ete Meat he woe the
bride's father. He would alWaY0
look upon me as his own Son. He
was prouid to know his son -hi -law'
friend, 'Ihey must make itlie house
their owe and—would I, as a, favor
IlAYS just ono more diet* with hen?
"It waif. approaching the supper
hour, and I finally persuaded my
aister to come downstairs wahine.
.riehe crowd around the bride and
bridegroom WAS so denee teat we
could not penetrate it.
"We fell in with the people who
wore going down to supper. That
sapper was all right, though we
dicliet know a bieseed seal in the
room. We heel dined at e o'clock
in oreer to get there, and we were
hungry.
"The conversation armed mg was
about °laurel eoeials, challenge
mimeo and a Mrs. • Somebody who
won the Withet Club's prize by meth-
ods little better than downright
eireating•• When we went upstairs
again the -bride and bridegroonr
had disappeared to get lOto their
travelling clothes.
"I was feeling very comfortable
and I again went over to the fat
Man and shook hands with hint.
"'1 ant art old friend of the
groora,' said I, 'and I haven't yet
eeen the bride. I intended to kiss
her when I did.'
my daughter. See "won't mind, nos
" 'Kezzer, my boy, kizzer her. She's
mi. bit. You jus' [nand on this stair -
tray an' when see comes down you
kizzer for yourself an' you kizzer for.
"Williams had told me that elm WWI
a peach, and with this parental per.•
mission and the courage of wine I
was d'eternaned to kiss her. The
pleats crowded the door with rice
and old shoes, but I stood on the
!stairs.
"Suddenly a commotion in the upper
hall broke out and there were cries
of 'Here they °ohm 1 Look out for
theme
" The bride came first with one et
those loose raglan affairs with the
hood drown over her head. She
bolted down the stairs, and when she
was about to pass inc 1said :
kiss.'
" One rainute, please.; I want a
"1 grubbed her around tee •waiet,
pulled back the bood and— well after
going that far I had to kiss her.
In fact sh.e seemed to expeet it. I
thought that Williams' peaGh looked
dedidedly frost-bitten.'
"The growe at tee foot on the
seeeehteirseeneSeeslapproval, and I let her
man's plaintiteeee,11 saes
go, pretend, not to hear tbe fat
" Kizzer her again for Lnty boy/
"Ile might do lee own •iug. As
I stood there, sobered by the eessot
the .bride's face, a little man with
side wiliskers darted pant me, and
everyone pelted him with riee.
leaned over a rail and asked a man
who was teat. He eyed me maple.
cause there was a very noticeable iousiy as he replied: 1
odor of moth bails tn the air. "'Why, the groora, Billy eohnsone
"It took me less than a minute to
"Atter walking about eight bloicke
we reached the house. A. group of
bolt into the men's dressing room` and
I
coat. I didn't give my sister
lerroognettes wstna.dtouwareambrimfreoclmoutlitoolopthene net nrY
time to put her rubbers on. Chucking
door came the subdued sound of them in my pocket, 1 hustled her
voices.
out of the house in a rush, feeling
like a -thief. It wasn't until we had
"As we entered a maid at the door
directed us to the dressing rooms. walked two blocks that she said: •
When I came down' to the ladiee' —I don't know what to Make of it.
dressing room on the second floor my I didn't see any of Williams' friends.'
sister said to me"'Of course not," seed I. "We
:
" 'See, I don't see a, single soul haven't been to Williams' reception.
here whom( I know. I am hot
I led you to the wrong ehurch and we
ing
arrive. These women all say 'bean'
with a, eonseious gasp and shake 'My sister's idea of the humorous
hands on a level with your chins."' sooNtions Strom, and she just
I'm not up to mingling with. that escaped llYsteries.' •
kind of a crowd unsupported. You " 'I'm glad it wo.sn't Williams' wed -
go dotwri and .prospect around for rif)ee'f.w.,' hIy askect .
the Shows or the Batters OT the And -
oracles or some one svitom we know "'Well, You know Williams said
and we'll make up a little party be
that the bride was a peach, and the
fat man, her father, you know', said
oru,rieveilvori" .
reached the paolor it wee that it would be all right, so, I stop -
filled entirely with the bride's
ped this bride on the wv.ty dOwnstaits
friend's. There was it generous look- and kiesed her. She wasn't .a peach,
leg buffet in threar room, and with
that's ail. If Williams had 'married
e
several oithees I drifted toward her I'd nevete gone' there to call.
MCI been travellina. for nearly
'My sister seemed to think it was
three hours and neededsomething.
all very funny and. perhaps? wiould
to eostake me. • , eha.ve agreed with her 111 hadn't
"A puffy, fat mate wifo evidently
kleeed the bride. She wrote a. full
wars a 'member of the household explanation of the- affair to Wit'
caught my eye,
eye and between us we Mime, and Ile and his wife sent a joint
made a small bottle
letter from Atlantic City yeeterday.
blook empty
Atty. They knew about the other vveddieg
only on ,subb 000,asione as this, and they assured me that the bride
my boy, do I operetta of wine,' he was only 43. 111never tako euch
Said, ()Aug inc with nutlet eyes. chaneoe at another Brooklyn wed-
" 'ThO
is is Indeed a happy occasion,' en, you may be sure."—N.IM
Y. $.
Saki I, 'and let's, have one more, for
I am, tired.' .
"The official value of an illegal
• .11,co ‘111.1.,), Y
by deferent courte and as it is just
cense for a damage suit, I want to
tell you how 1- rendered myself lia-
ble far such an action without giv-
ing you the right nainee." :said a
rug expert "Mee joke wee rather
more on rile t•bao on the gee, because
whuem
o was awfully lely and she does
not know. that I had noietght to kiss
her.
"I have always lived la York,
awl I know absolutely nothing about
Brooklyn. When I reoeitved on invi-
tation to the wedding of my old
fraud Daus o r g , of
Brooklyn, I telephoned Williams my
congratulataer
ione awl told him I nev
could fled my way to the church and
thee to the bride's lionise.
" 'You met come, old mane said
he, 'because I want you to meet my
bride. She's a peach. You'll feud the
church about two inches off the
map. Doiiit mistake another ohurce
around -the corner for it. You don't
care for the church eervice, so Piet
ci,rreinge to get there at E1.30 when
that part or the show will be over
and fallow the crowd that cennee out.
It will lead you to the bride' e home,
sehtch is °eV tepee blocks away. 111
never forgive You if you don't come
and delete my wire's health'
"Such at invitution as that vras
not to be dodged. The wedding was
le.et& Thursday oight. I persuaded my
Feetlo with me and at one
minute past six ere left our home.
in (waning, dress.
11 Williame -had been, married Up
a tree it veceildeleeve bean water fee
hie friereild. We exhausted. several
trolley Mee., and 'after leavieg the
la.st car and walking eiX blateks w.0
came to tho church . just S.80
o'clock. We vrero exaetly on time.
"The bride and bridegroom had
just driven away and a large array
of men and women in their beeetogs
were filing out. A. few got into car-
te:Agee. Most of them walked and we
Id! Into line.
'I dieliet happen to see any of Wil -
Dm
ae trioxide. Ili3r 'sister very un-
kindly Raid that thio event must
haire been the first of the social
aea,stnt for the bride's friends, bo -
clown until some of Williams' friends followed -the wrong crowd, and I don't
want you to mention the thing again.'
His Only Way Out.
"We drank to the bride and beide- Me Loving Spouse (who has been
groom and the puffy ma,n squeezed talking for five Minutes Without a
my hand affectioeately o,nd told me break)—I'ake to know, now, what
to owne to him whenever I needed 0 you've got to Say for yourself. When
friend, witleh I thought was mighty you went down town 3 told you ex.
kind orf aotly the kind of beth sponge 1
"I wandered around for half an wanted, and you wrote it down, and
h.eue *Ithout sneinrct familiar face. no* you bring me this miserable,
Then t Went me, to report to myt sea pititut, good for nothing—what are
ter. She decicied to walt until game you throwing that sponge up in the
�f our friends arrived, and I event air for?
to the men's &Teeing room to smoke mt. eieeker—My dear, it's the vele,
a cigarette. There woe my tat friend thing Tenn do.—Chicago Tribune.
IS NOT THIS STEALING?
In Spite of at Least Half a Dozen Irnitators, Dr. Chase's Syrup of Linseed
and Turperitine Has More Than Three Titnes the Sale of Any
Remedy Recommended for Throat and Lung Troubles,
nave YOU beeh invested upon when asking for Dr. Chase's Syrup of Linseed and 'Larpentine by being
offered an imitation? Many loom been, and We know of smite who have ehanged their druggist ail A
result. It er" not gale to deal with 0 druggist who offers intitatione and substitutes. An honest druggist
wilt not offend his enetomera by smelt queetionable Methods.
The use of Dr. Chase's Syrup of Linseed and 'Turpentine has become so waver's:11 that on all Mee
are springing up preparations of turpentine and Mowed, put up in packages similar to Dr. Chase',
with the object of making MUM on the reputatiaa of this famous remedy. Is not gide dishonest? Is it net
stealing, Or even worse? For besidee the injury done to the proprietors of Dr. ,Chase's Sgrup ot Linseed
and Turpentine, the people are being deoeived. Ia some eases, no doullt, even life in lost as a result.
Are you being deceived? Have you asked for Dr. Chase's Syrup a Linseed and Turpentine and been
given an Imitation or eubstitute ? Tiller() is no doubt about the vir the of this groat throab and lung
remedy. It Is too Well known me e., thoroughoUre for btroneltitle, eronp, erhoopingeeplugh, nntlfrata, toughs and
col& to need further %VW& Of eolumettdation. What we Want to do is to warn you against tidies ltd.
thtlofts. To be certain that; you, are getting the genuine, be sure that Dr, Chlifte'S portralt and SLOB..
tura are on the wrapper.
ClUtfie'a Syrup of Lineeed and Turpentine lool rettehed ythenometuil sales, because- it tures When
other remedies fail. It is far-reaching in effect, miring the eolkas welt as the cough, anti Uprooting the
most serious forme of bronchitis, asthma, end similar throat find lung diseases. Teoteity-five cents a
bottle. Venally sift, three tinee much. CO eents. At all dealers, or edinaltoon, Bates & to.. Termites
ItalidgCnin and wide' Christmas preiteat" for mother or gran1ee:411er Is Dr. Case's Last and. flente
plete Tteeeipt Book, Macerated folder free. , ;
, r
ito Pope's W hilt.
One of law Vopese favorite spots in
Ida gardette Is aa elevated pOlut
wheeeo he Oen Mee tbe oecon. Tee
ludee Of 'the Wilereg Lulea to Soothe
bint lUo 3111.16111 in the days whoa he
was able tO be aeae the water. Ile
recalle with pleaeure the time
when, as Nuttiest lo Belgium, Z6 years
ago, he uecti to take his daily swim
in tire oceaa; and during reeent
eonvereation with his nephew, Ootiat
Peeel, Ite expresse4 tit° with that he
might be able onee more to visit
The fiture1l0Xe.
Don't Licata -to.
TO tell your.father when you have
disobeyed his injunctions.
To take your motber's advice when
a, man asks you to go out with him.
To tell your oraployer eta why
you were late in getting to Inielness.
To defend your religious principle
when it le 'attacilted.
To tell your brother wben a, man
lute become flipoa,nt.
To rebttke the mast who speaks
Ole-
i'espedtulty of a woman acquaint-
ance.
To couress inability to hold . up
your end with extravagant com-
panions.
To openly nonfeers you have been
beaten In toe argument.—Philaciel-
phia,
Or. racemes Lierery.
Whet a clever author recently
asked Dr. Parker how he manages to
draw thousands to his City Temple
in Loudon simply to hear him talk, he
said: "You would understand if you
read my library." "Is it such a good
one 7" •asked a listeuer. "Oh, it's
good, bad, indifferent, grand and
squalid," answered the mighty talker.
"Ws everything. It's in underground
trains and ien 'buses, 1 h aerated tea,
&hope, smart restaurants, at Churches,
stations, parties, receptions, meet,.
Ings, jubilees and eick beds; you find
It in pristine and boudoirs, The fent
le, you can never get away from it.
We call it 'human nature' for want
of it better name. I study it—that's
why I call it ruy library. Kok men
don't, you sea But that's why I am
listened to."
lee Pulpit is. the Bar.
An einirient American lawyer' now
deceased was sadly given to introce.
cation. Oa ono occasion, he entered
a church ivhile a rainister was hold-
ing earth on the futere punishment'
of the wicked.
Fixing his eye upon the lawyer,
who was reeling near the door, tile
preaclier exclaimed: "There stands
a fanner a.gainst whom; I will bear
witness la the day of judgment,"
At this the lawyer folded his arms,
planted lihnself as firmly as lie could,
and addressing the man In the pul-
pit, electrified the whole congrega-
tion alter this fashion: . .
"Sir, I have been practising in the
criminal courts for 20 years, and
have always found that the greatest
rascal is the first to give State's evi-
dence." ---,The Scotsman.
Bow to Write to the Pope.
When yearevermenedetife ope ,srour •
totter inust be in Latin. The style
need na! be classical, but the lan-
guageeje oblig•atory. Some sort ot.
Latin pellet be emPioyed. The letter*
mat elm) 'addressed to "His Holiness
Pope tho XIII., the happily reigning
(Pontiff)." It Must begin with "Bea,-
tissineo Pater," "Most Blessed Far
there' and must end with some exe
pression of regard.
Whou It reaches the Vatican it has
Little chance of arriving at its des-
tination unless some special preemie
time have been taken, for the daily
budget numbers 20,000 documents.
An excellent wa,y of getting a letter
into the! Pope's hands is to make use
of two envelope., the outer one cll.
recited as above prescribed, and the
Inner one aeldreesed to "His Holiness?
the Pope, the eleael of the Universes'
Holy Romen Inquisition." A minor of-
' Hotel who opened an envelope thee
addressed would incur the penalty of
exconiteunica.tion. Such coraraunicsa
tient; are handed to the Pope, who
opens them and passes them on un-
read to Cardinal liampolla.
•
Queer Story by Lord Grey.
Lord Grey was fond of relating
this story of the death—in a court
in Edinbutrghi—of a naval captain
who had been noted for his eruel-
ties at sea, but especially, in the
slave trade:
Menial terror made bilei death -bed
most appalling. According to Scot-
tish castom, the family opened the
door for the spirit to pees more eas-
ilnwhen, to their horr r the
,bloody leeadoelheerfrit n sud e seeehhheee,alt.
roiled. lett—the room. The dying ma.n
gave the most feariul scream and
his relatives rushed to his bedside.
When they looked around the head
was gone, but there was fresh blood
upon the Door. To them It seemed
inexplicable, but the feet wasthat
Professor Owen lead been attending
an anatomical seance at whit:lithe
body of a black man had been dis-
sected, and there was Something so
curious in the way en which the
head bad been attached to the
body that ho had obtained leave to
°eery it bonie in, a cloth, that he
might examine it more carefully. It
was a very slippery, wet day, and
as he was passing the open. door of
the dying man the Profeseor had
stumbled and the head, slipping out
of tire cloth, had rolled leto the
house; teen, in. a Moment whim
they were all oceupied with the dying
man, he had pursued it and whipped
It up ihto the cloth again, and
booed it had not been observed.
'"ai •
rrr
What Is Priendship?
I Wonder how inane' People have a
really trite Wet), of wbat friendship
le, or should be. We meet a, man oil
the street; perbaps We take a Wasik
With hitn, Invite hint to the club Or
to our liOnto anal talk oolltice Over
the "core noir" and cigars. Ilo la and.
able enough to agree with us and,
lo I lie becomes my friend, Mr.
Two women meet at a "pink tete"
and aro "delighted." They hold SIMI-
lar VIOWS as to dress goods, maxi wed
books—perhape they agree on relig-
lone'" and, behold -Meek&
notes fly bach. and forth between
them, signed, 'Vette Vea.r Friend,
Mary 13.,'• or "Ever Yosir Friend, Ag.
nee,"
Try the friendship of these natures
which ;von touch so lightly, "on pale
Mat." „Will they make a !sacrifice fon-
you, or' you for them? Do they know
when you need eympathy and give
It from their hearte—unasketi'?
recognite the hoot a,nd finest
in :Von and respond to It le kind?
If not, beware leet ;your prolate
the etfttne of friendehip, for It is se..
ered to thoee wba knottr ite meaning,
—rind in ,profaning It you loeo
' power of Ito interpretation to year-
eelf.—Teoe Angelee Herald. •t
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