HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1921-12-22, Page 7The Prince as a Humorist
"lie is a shy nnti sensitive boy," a
well-known personage once said of the
Prince or Wales, "hitt although he
says liths he thinks a lot, and has a
ten
t
1 brain and kaon ;;else of humor,"
it is this latter trait In his character
which has won for the Prince a reputa-
tion as a story -teller. The Prince, in-
deed, sees the tunny aide of every:
tTting,
Once, in Au;ittalia, whilo taking an
early morning gallop, the Prince had
some diiiicelties with his saddle, An
u
A atziiliati. botizidai rider 'y d arrived and,
tiotieing tate English accent, 'tilted,
politely, if he were an enzlgraiit?
aril the Prince of Wales," H,R.Ii.
send,
soh, are you," replied the Aussie.
"Well, I'm his father."
Next day at a reception the Prince
taw the same man and, pushing his I
way' throegh .tine crowd, seized him •
by the hand and exclainied, "Hallos,
dad!"
The Prince's stories. are straightfor-
ward In their appeal. Here is a
characteristic ane, a product of the
Idiahland season:
"Itich„ perhaps," the Prince re
ed; but hang it all. not dile „
Even in his younger days the
to the Throne enjoyed a good
A rather inquisitive man once a
him if lie was not worried over
responsibilities involved In being
1{ing's eldest sen.
"Well to tell you the truth,
never looked itt it quite in that 1i
the replied. "But I think It is ra
good luck to he an eldest sen, for
'one does not have to wear o
broth; r' "
e a old clothes.
Perhaps the best of all the Prin
jokes is that concerning the lady
had been reading about some brid
having been swept away by a ft
She turned to a male friend and
marked: "These bridge disasters
terrible."
"I should say so," the man rep]
"My wife lost all her year's pin mo
est it last night."
The Prince is fond of legal stor is one be once related to
eminent judge:
A plaintiff teid the Court that
bed found the debtor eating ro
chicken and yet, while he owed
pounds, he was offering only hal
crown a week to pay it off. There
a sensation In court.
"'Your worship," the harassed d
or broke out, "it is true. I could
afford to keep the bird."
During his visit to America,
Prince was at the White House. T
President took the Royal guest ov
to one of the windows,
"It was from that window,"
President said, "that your grandfath
°red to tears by the un
tort.
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joke.
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An old Iady from the remote High-
lands of Scotland was taken to Edin-
burgh, where shoe heard modern sing-
ing in a church for the first time. ,Ask-
ed by her lady companion what she
thought of it, the old woman replied:
"It's verra, verra bonnie. but 011, mateddy, it's an awfu' way o' spending
the .Sawbeth."
Tho Prince delights. in relating an
incident which occurred in London.
I•Ie had -been "hung up" in his car, b
while clashing from ane public meet- o
ing to another. A man, not recogniz-n
ing the occupant of the car, nudged
lids mate, remarking, "Ona of the idle 1
rich". * ,
g
the
he
er
the
etS•
'ani, the worst is yet ta CnP>
ing round
f public entertainments, escaped one
fght down a rope ladder,"
"I wish I had a rope redder in my
uggage," the Prince remarked as he
a
zed out of the window,
Th% Teaching of Medicine in
the Provincial University. a
a
whose duty it will be, as physicians
nd surgeons, to improve the health
nd save the lives of the sick and
"Great City of London."
If the scheme for centralization of
ublic utilities urged by the London
unty Council is put into force and
e new administrative area is re-
arded as one city, London will be
'comparably the Iargest city in the
orad has ever known and wall greatly
distance New York both in terri-
ory and population.
The proposals, whicr have been
aced before the Royal Commission
London Government involve the
Interviewed in regard to the effect injure in d this province:'
upon the teaching of medicine of the
generous gifts of Sir John and Lady`
Eaton and of the Rockefeller Founda-
tion, Sir Robert Falconer, President of
the University of Toronto, said, p
"These gifts have made possible the r'o
appointment of physicians and sur- ih
geons of established reputation who
are to devote almost all their time to in
ie o ganization of medical education w
" and the administration of the medical out
departments in the General Hospital, t
This reorganization. so long desired
and previously so impossible, has al- Pl
ready shown its superiority over the on
.ormer system and the change has
Abe made possible the segregation, sty
for better treatment and more care- w'h
constitution of an entirely new author -
to carry on certain public services
ich will extend over the greater'
.fel observation, of patients suffering p
from similar diseases. This unifica- Su
tion and cc -ordination of all departs chi
ments, medicine, surgery, gynae,;ology,
etc., •has naturally resulted in a more an
efficient organization both in the fun
Vacuity of Medicine and in the Gen- roa
eral Hospital. ho
"Instead of clinical teaching being Beiv
Supplanted• by laboratory experimen» ora
tation,, as was forecast by some who sue
failed to see the advantages of the
new system, the amount of time actu- iste
ally spent by the students in clinical m
stu*. has been greatly increased and lata
the clinical instruction, which for the for
most part is in the hands of men 8
whose time is largely devoted to hos- a c
pital work, is adequately supplement- poo
ed by instruction given by ;nen whose 01
primary interests are those of the sPr'+f
,�_ general practitioner. Indeed, there is trai
now in the Faculty of Medicine more that
• clinical teaching than there has ever be
before been in the history of the Tm
provincial university. The same lab-, fro
oratories which were in operation mile
under the aid system are now used to aim
supplement clinical teaching and to; omy
make it in every respect more effec- roan
tive. whit
"Without saying that the individual thes
teacher or the practitioner in the hos-,
ify tl
pitel is better, as such. than his pre- �with
decessor of a generation ago, it is+ No
quite within the truth to say that the + will
general co-operation, the team work, Possi
is such under the new system that bet- recti
ter tesuIts are secured both for the end;
patient in the hospital and for the talk
student under instruction. wort
"In brief, the two magnificent gifts
referred to have made possible the
inauguration of a highly effective So
organization in the Faculty of Medi- had
cine and the
result of this is that tonne
those who aro ill are receiving better ilar p
treatment, while at the same time fares
ntoro thorough instruction is being in the
given to the young men and women unem
Pa
of Middlesex and large areas in -
be carried to the brain; an organ
rrey, Esser, Kent and Hertford -
re. •
The large number of decentralized
thorities has led to increasing con -
ion in the control of transportation,
ds, electricity, water supplies,
using and so forth. An attempt to t
e the difficulties with various co-
inating committees has been un- e
cessful and a delegation from the s
County Countdi saw the Prince Min -
r, whieh resulted in the appoint-
nt of a Royal Commission, Now the
1 government has submitted plans
a single central authority.
it John Been said he did not want
ity for the rich and cities for the
r growing up side. by side. Many•
the cities and towns which have
ng up around London want a cert -
supervising power. It is suggested
the name "Great City of London"
used if the proposal is accepted.
he area would extend forty miles -
Windsor to Gravesend •and thirty
s from Reigate to Enfield. The
is for greater efficiency and econ-
, which will mean the scrapping of
y little urban councils in boroughs
h yet are to be heard from, and
e may so object as greatly to mod -
ie scheme, but in general it meets
widespread approval.
niinally the County of London
become the City of London, with
bilities of growth in every Bi-
on which in all respects should
as long as England prospers, all
of New York's rivalry as the
d's greatest city.
ANIMALS HAVE KEEN
SENSE OF DIRECTION
DARWIN'S EXPERIMENT
WITH BEES.
Facility of Perception is Low
in Man, But it May be De-
veloped and Trained.
It is well known that any of our
domestic animals can find their way
home from a distance of many miles,
even after the lapse of some time.
This faculty is perhaps oftenest seen
in the dog, the horse, and the cat, but
is known to be almost or quite as
fully developed in the ox. The facul-
ty has been supposed by some natur-
alists to depend upon a ,sixth sense,
independent of sight or smell. Such
a theory :evolves an organ of sense
by which the needed observations may
which must be distinct from eye, ear
and nostril. Physiologists have not,
as yet, found any such organ in the
constitution of any animal nor have
they. found any nerves different from
hose which belong to their own nerv-
ous system. This is almost conclusive
vidence that animals -possess no
ense different from ours. -
If we watch the conduct of a dog
• me Canadian cities which have
experience • in tree planting in
ction with waterworks and sint-
rojects are considering the re-
tation of non-agricultural Iands
district as a means of relieving
ployment,
sizes eagerly such a trivial , destructive fault-finders. It is ge
dormant B earer by sup -
a
a
e ar nes^, thus that there might be hoRe after .ail,
owing plainly that all the men had Swift to 'condemn, :slow to commend,
and the command. The operator those who sit in judgment on those
the transmitter then spoke to the who stand or run in duty have •their
n again, in reply to their ready own responsibility, though they dis-
pais, and bade them wait for fur- claim i,, 'Phe real optimists. however,
the
instructions, will not give in to them; they will be
I ! sufficiently robust to appose a stout
hearted and militant resistance. The
The mind recoils from the world, in feet, is becoming cold and m
waste of huge armaments and } turning a deaf ear to the tribe of ere
ttin
tem as the news that an old very weary to listening to their peeve--
tel
English warship is being used islt, atrabilious jeremiads. It longs
s a fioatiug laboratory for the for voices of comfort and hands of
nvestigation of foot-and-mouth healing, and to these it turns in thank -
;seas, If the ordinary man fulness, quite willing to be bid fare»
could only visualize a warship in well to the other school of cynics, he daily production of smile misanthropes, croakers and prophets
angibie good he would be bet- of do in at it
lam is Breaking! ffeard Four Miles
c�+
Terrible disasters have been caused
by the irresistible swirl of rushing
flood., inwhi
IunsuspectingC
xspecting persons
were caught without warning. In one.
instance, years ago, a gay party on
a four -horse tallyho Was enthusiastic..,;
•ally. exploring the wonders and beam.'
ties of Turkey Creek Canon, near fe
Golden, Colo. Gathering rainelouds!
failed to east a shadow upon their
high spirits, and no serious thought
was given ren to danger from the era id•1
approaching storm, because the tour
lets were not familiar with the char-
acteristics of the local tempests, nor
with the topography of the surround.'
ing country, d
The storm suddenly blast with
great fury upon the unprepared:
pleasure seekers, and the deluge of
water caused them quickly to •aban-'
don the tallyho and hunt for shelter.
Closely huddled against the towering
sides of the canon, they soon realized, 1
with anxiety, that they had not reek- i
tined with the forces of nature. The h
terrific rush of water down the canon; r.
sides swept them from their feet. and: hi
down to the bed of the canon, where th
a torrent of water now raged. De- of
spite their struggles, many of the
party lost their lives, and those sur-
viving were seriously injured. t
Another instance was the great n
flood at Johnstown, Iia., and the more an
recent was the disastrous flood at se
Pueblo, Colo., where the toll of lives, c
and property damage, reached enor- th
mous proportions, as
As a proteotion against such ter- alI
allele events as these, a system of an
Swat to "essimisj
lc
'The pessimist's pet theory is. itha
success of the endeavor, These tests optsts aitd enthusiasts are fool$..
were eendfueted in the Catskill Moun- It as his bits nesac if he hai* to dant
t ens, by a specially trained group :el p Jsplhirlt re a;1 akjng hit mordant
p raters. A tower, 30 ft. high was P y P vaz . Ie is the pxdcts,
erected to ltokl the gigantic amplifl- eat one; they are the fattnotls theorists.
ens and the immense projectors which He has the right and the truth, and.
measured 15 feet in length and 4 the world requires his acrid dentinclu.+
et in height, tion, not their "sullies of glee."
To determine just how far the nu -f There is too much pessirnianz rano
man velee coul4'be heard with these rang rt large to-:pell There b.o itre
aids, was accomplished in rather a many ready tl carp a' a who are
trying to
g do things, r
weird manner, •because the time se- g * I find it " ways
lecte•d was at night, Four men took stole to belong to a eomrtli ec+," says
up prevaeusiy agreed-upon stations, ata woman, 3aecause f seep hem delle
distances of one, two, three, and tour just what I know they ' htn't to clot
miles from the. tower.
As the tune but they won't Relieve r' to I tell
new near for the experiments, the thein, It does not coeur to her that
four men applied mateltes, to specially she might h wrong, lit 01 net enter
prepared torches which her mind that the :spirit of eorttto see
gave large iso, of sacrifice, of wiilingpess to se$
flaring Barnes. that there may be ooznet ;ing• its Meanwhile, at the tower, were other's point of view, is what main,
gathered a party of men chosen to tains the peace on earth .and 11<Ia
observe the tests, and who interested progress possible.
y watched the tiny flickering torches' The pessimist wants to stop you in
n the .distance.
When the "'zero' the midst of work ,and present his as»•
v d� ther time set for the tests, sir- sorted reasons .for bblieving that the
vs . e operator
the transmitter took'
, downfall of civilization and the de-
s apparatus, and ine a natural tone struction of mankind are imminent.
voice, ordered the far-off men to He is aggrieved that ,yon do ttot at
wave their torches. once assent to his preposterous pre,
Breathlessly the watchers at the raises and his exasperating cancl�u-.
to
peered through the inkyblack- tons. the looks from the ase,a
ess at•the flickering � tower of his• own defended sansei and
d the the fli torohiss steel to of de, he does not like what he beholds, so
vibe vi he buttonholes the first he meets and
gorous circles in the air. Ex- denounces and says what "they" ought
la mations of satisfaction canoe from to do. Firm in his conclusion that
e watchers, which rose to a shout, whatever is is wrong, he is impregn-
the second, then the third, and fin- able to humor, to reason, to new light,
y the fourth torch was seen to dip to the.roices that venture to intimate
d wave wildly in th d k ,
n re- uge telephone transmitters and sit
when he is thrown apse his ow
amplifiers has been produced, which he
sources to find his way home, we shall
will throw the human voice a distance at
see that he has made good use of his
five senses up to this time and that cif four miles. Extensive testa have me
en made with this apparatus, which sig
n;
he purposes to make good use of thebe
have proved the practicability and th
in the immediate future. It is al-
ways assumed that the dog has not - � T' '---
slept during the time that he has traces them at all. He has no sense
been carried from home. If •he were to inform him of the changed position.
to sleep, he would lose all clue, wheth- of the family, nor of anything more
er he had a sixth sense or not, for than would be known to a man under 8
in sleep all the senses are equally - the i. same circumstances, 1
ut the case is made eI
Bee Line for Home. P sng that the dog's master has left
The case has been submitted ,of a b•
home, gun in hand, while the dog has ]
e
dog taken by rail a distance of two been detained for a time. The man
goes straight to the woods, but after t
hundred miles in a circuitous course
and set down fifty miles from home. getting out of sight, makes a turn so t
He disappears and the next dA • as to bring him to the opposite sad
found at his oil haunts. He couldot
nIs of the house. If .now the dog is let
loose he takes to the woods at the it
have followed the rail by which he
pont where he saw his master enter.
came, for this would take him a. t t
From there he trusts to his eyes and
longer time; he must
have struck
across country, nose, keeping close upon his master's
e question is, did he take a di_ trail, -.g
line for home, or did k h If the dog hada special sense of the 1
er content to pay the cost of The truth is that that in this world,
s upkeep. where we depend so much on one an-
other and all are human, there is litt:e
room to damn with hard words or
Infinity and Finitude. black looks those who are doing the
ack and forth went the man with best they know.
he awn mower, leaving a wider space
rect shape direction he would net so easily be of v
his general course so as to come out thrown off the pursuit of a deer or a he
upon some familiar spot—nil-lest it fox by the animal taking to thewater, natic
may be, from his home --and f
&Netlike "—`
grass with every cut. As
stopped at the end of the yard he Progress in
Eastern Canada.
nom
that point follow remembered paths? Developing the Human Faculty. betw
Hunters say that the latter is most The most interestingandhe
frequently the case, perplex -as ti rsa
Suppose. in the dog's absence, the thatchave beeases are n taken soose in me distanceiHe
old home .has been burned down and, frons home in closed cages have yet Left
his master's family ,have moved five-, found their way back without diffi- way
miles to the right or Left, but are at eulty. This shows a highly developed To
the same distance from the point at sensitiveness to every change of di- won
which he was set down. He will go rection.
back to the old spot, and from there This other
will trace the famil b
ed a slight movement on the bar
een the two 'wheels of the lawn Experiments conducted watt the
wer, Getting down on his knees, peat deposits of Prince Edward' Island
' that the moving object was a have proven that it makes a splendid
measuring worm. fuel burns freely, give§ intense heat,
started the mower again and and is represented to Have consider -
the little fellow measuring his able commercial value. The deposits
here and there over the machine. which cover a Iarge area are entirely
the worm the machine was a whole surface, and es the production cast
leh When the man reached the would be small it is anticipated that
end of the lawn the worm was this fuel will be used to a large extent
busy at its work of measuring. on the Island,
Even
' few minutes the man looked A total of 269,830 quintals of fish
to make sure that it had not were caught by the Grand Banks fish -
off. ing fleet of Lunenburg, NS., during
en he had done his mowing and the past season, the third largest in
turned toward the sited with the history. The fleet consisted of 04
vex+ the measuring worm had also schooners and one steam trawler, and
ed its long journey across the the average catch per vessel was 2,540The
er. He left it measuring one of quintals, a record for averages.
wheels. spring catch of 72,000 quintals was
No
the man was imattinative, He sold at $6.75 per quintal, and the por-
en thought a the tiny worm and; been
of the summer catch, which has
orld, How big and interesting been sold brought $6.26.
tnyaterious it was to the Tittle Apple syrup is now being manufao
rer! And the worm knew 110 turgid by the United Fruit Company at
of the man who had pushed the its canning plant at Aylesford, NS
-- r-•--�L...vu is 1VW iii still
y y scent, if he mere but it may be developed and
PipplingRhqmos
0 -Walt t�asoe
TWO SCOUTS
It is a dark and dismay day; the wind is keen, the skies are
gray, and rain, of many cheap jobn sorts; comes down by gallons
and by quarts, and people, splashing through the mud, hand out
remarks that chill the blood. And Mr. Cheerup cries, "Hooray!
Unpleasant things will pass away; to -morrow will be bright and
fair, with sunshine glowing everywhere, and well enjoy our bliss
the more because today seems quite a bore. We must have rain
and slush and sleet to make our better days complete," And
Mr. Cheerup's song and dance are heartening, as we advance up-
on our errands, vain or sane, amid tan slush and mud and rain.
But Mr. Killjoy says, "My friend, this doggone rain will never
end; and if it does there'I1•be a freeze and we'll have green pains
in our knees. The weather's hourly growing worse, and he is
wise who hires a hearse; there'll be an outbreak of the flu, and
that will put an end to you." We hear him spieling in the rain,
and feel that everything is vain, and when at last we reach our
holies we're shooting spasms in our domes and rheumatism here
and there, and mumps and falling of the hair. Thus these two
scouts go up and down; one tries to cheer the weary town; the
outer journeys to and fro, and scatters stove -length chunks of
woe.
trained. There are persons who sleep down
best with the head toward the north, fallen
Let such a person when travel'ing on WI
a sleeping car make it a point to a had
tide upon the course the train is going moi
as soon as he wakes from sleep in the reach
night, and he will find himself rapid- mow
1y gaining new power to determine the
directions, N
Darwin's experiment is an interest- oft
ing one. He put some 'bees in dark its w
paper boxes and carried them by a and
circuitous route a distance from the mean
hive. When they were set free they more
all returned in a straight line to their
home.
Again he took them over a similar
route, but on the way he spun the
boxes rapidly around. This time only
two of the bees reached the hive, and
perhaps these got back only by acci-
dent. While spinning around in the
boxes they lost perception of the di
rection in which they were being car-
ried.
China no doubt thinks that war is a
stupid way to settle international dif-
ficulties; nevertheless figures lately
published show that China has an
active ,army of 1,370 000 men, The
array is, indeed, divided 'between the
imperial North and the republican
South, but that lessens neither the
urden nor the potential destructive-
ess of it.
mower than it knew of the stars shin- This product can he inantifaetured at
ing in the sky at night. The man a reasonable Gest in commercil quan-
tities when he realized that the warm titles and will be retailed as a sub»
had not known that the lawn mower+ statute for maple syrup at 75 cents a
had moved at all; to the worm it was gallon,
a great fixed thing on which he lived. The highway bridge, connecting An.
of -
To it the yard was as the universe and napalis and Granville, has been the lawn mower as the world, fficialiy opened, thus realizing the ef-
In the eyes of God do we not seem fort and work of half a century. The
much as the tiny ,measuring worm new 'bridge with ant expanse of 2,273a
seemed to the .man? Though our plan- feet, Scotia,ithe longest bridgeuin Nova
et is one of the smallest, it is the and cost the provincial gorern..
"whole world" to us. We circle the mpulpt 000d Ois being shipped from
sun once a year and never realize' various points along the Dominion At -
that we have moved. And as for Him { lantie Railway line to Bear River, NS.,
whose hand holds up the worId and - following the re-cpening of Clarke
the sun and the stars and whirls them Bros. pulp mills early in Noven,�aer.
round in their orbits, we have never Promises that early orders for 35,•
seen Him and•would not know that 000 tons of steel rails wi1I be placed
He exists if it were not that in His at Sydney, N.S., have been secured.
love and mercy Ile bends down close front railway officials at Ottawa, ac»
to us and speaks to us in words that cording to a despatch front the Capi,
we can understand. How humble and tel. The mills are busy at present tit
reverent we should bel the C.N.R. order for 20,000 rails, se'
• L "—°�-- cured sonie time ago by the Dominion
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Steel Corporation, and indications are
for a busy winter season.
At the Imperial Fruit Show, hold re. ,
Gently in London, England, New Bruns. 1
Wick, in competition with the other
provinces of Canada and the other
Dominions of the .Empire, wasp success.
ful in carrying off the first prizes and
gold medals; for Mel$tosh and Fa.'
tneuse, and also it third prize sett
bronze medal for Golden Russell and
j Princess Louise.
Artificial ice was first made in 1783.
Stretching the spine for a, foto min+»
utas each day is the l+'ateat rem :Mat ,
prolonged yotit.,
Planes leave Paris for London daily
at 9.80, 11.80,12.46 and 16,00, arrivin#
in London at 12.04, 14.00, 15.40 and
38.80, respectively. Returning planet
leave Loudon for Pori; daily at 10,110
14.00, 12.t5 art 1 14'40, arriving atm
10.0u. 1d 00, ,.% and 18,30.