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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Wingham Advance, 1920-04-01, Page 4° . • V R 7rr„ :s,x,u r-.,:. ,.• . s `, t. r« t., .". •7 7 yrv:Y... 1, ... . DIE. WL&NUtIAM APY • A NO: HEP, FROM TiM0 1 ftly Theres a home A. G. SMITH, Editor and Prop. R y, Tlrpokliy I1 ty Spax►dti A VeryDay In W. Ingham On$ Dav; toitit or ltfl i a To a lwfl t lr av the ►" r., ►"'.: ML"►'.t/r°+1'.I,/ t t!1 i l AdYpIICC. hU'ren ' Sneer Sur 14120 A2*1R1L 1020 r , TG?T an orphanage, or an rrt- ,''`e ' : an I that it rnolght be av interest to your 7 % ! '1; ,r t:ubscrolbers to beer how I spirit; Dollar ' St1rt Atoti Tug we.# Thu Fri SRt 1 tstitution ^a home. ' `4C [I ° , . st:* say in Wingham, l 1 2 I THIy, children .there are not all 71 r ,l yam ,,• ` }' , {' 1 t i Well', in the mornin befoor brikfust me tots! orphanaw. Some have I`' hti ,• t 1' an the boired matshad bin considhlrin r 0 a t 10 /! fathers; some have mothers. • ;;,, . 1$;; • .++ ways and manes, whereby we cud get 11 12 13 14 1.0 ltd 17 4 IT'S a heart°warming sight to see away to town wfdout the misses suspecir. Ili 19 20 21 22. 2$ '24 father$ come there nit Saturday ` / c;TRI N G tat' pearls', should he a part tin its so at the table I laked over at Kirit, 2t5 2ti 27 `k'8 20 30 and Sundays to spend happy hours „ ` „ til' cN,Ct' yo Oil x ;loci 'S war(irobe wid a wink, an siz, Don't you tink it with their motherless bairns.w:ud be a gud day fir us to get home accessories-. It is line ornament that is r: a load ov pig, feed befoor the roads DUALLY comforting is the ap IovCd G ilL, 4'e L311vC i1- ln 411'tiClt'S of it brute u , I sex, It mud the he sex, THIIRSIIAY, APRIL 1st' preeiation of widows whose y , Y g ' p t' t: i .. ' a je«Eatr}' dlsplz3't:cl in tool ,sl o}y ; tllsit will a an the ould mace Hades a new shoe on the •,, • r•, ATAr, 04k 1r'4.'r.'M►''1r► little ones are vest! taken care of while CaPtUrC )'taut' # #1ncy if )°clti, will Mit call, off hoind fut, sez be, Thin we had bett• : - - •' --- they are at work. 1 . her shtart roight afther brikfust, sex I,. MANY totally orphaned little Consider 't.urselfitivited, sowecan git Home befoor dark, I Sim Bea self starter, don't wait to becrank- l '1 ones are very early placed in The missus can trove a bite av hay into ed,' We will fit the bridge between your eyes with an the mangers fir the shtock at noon, sez I, good homes where may renew the adjustment that won't let your nose loal;in at her wid a smote smile, Fhat do love of father and mother. know your eyes are using.glasses, you two ould shnakes take me fir, sez she. We are not surprised to hear that shoos TO preserve the atmosphere of t act to be dearer: Laolc at the way the Don't you time I ever rade the papers she home; that's the guiding 'i j / j + , sez. I guess I know whin Dollar Day price of paper is soaring these days, spirit of the Orphan children's wort: a R. i- . McKA • s o comes; an Tim, me roan, ye can jist hand: * >M • of the Salvation Army. over twintY Dollars, and foind somebody Jeweler and Optician Wingllain ilse to fade the sti'tock,sez she, for I intend Sir Sam Hughes knows fifty men, any one of whom would make as good a leader h a to go to lVingham w!d you, she sez. I as Sir Itobt; Borden. But he mistakes The Salvation - } shuppose you tink yours sbmart troyin. to : rias point;" says the Toronto Star. "'Che • _ _ gift aff alone by your two silves, to shpind 0 o r - ° - the day drinkiti 2 pur tint beer shmokin fis in followers." ' Arne tin sent xigars an makin a show av }ger- ellves goon L up an down theS traces av 30$ citadels Wingham, tappin awl the putty- girruls We still have hopes! Out in Manitoba s r ri• on the shoulders an askin tbim if they are }he sheep breeders of that Province pre- olid I stitutitoils 1"G Ralf t a i'fs iniste'lr Endorses Miss Doll -or, wid the shmell of the shtables • sented Miss Cora Hind, Commercial Ed- in this Territory. • 9 nqt off e, sex she. Och butthe missus has 4tor•of, The Manitoba Free Press, with eke s "'cart and Ner'v'e Remedy y '' twentys!x shee . Perhaps the movement use thenal a.-<, i„• the badtongue'in her head whin she tits .. p ebtarted, will' spread and editors in this neck -of -the- G'iras almost a Nervous Wreck from, Overwork; this won .wooden, may receive a bunch of early derful remedy brought back his old time 'Vigor and Vital Will, Mishter Editur, you bein a mar» on!ons,:a sample of the first making of MISSIONARY IN INDIA lty. Read the story of a (treat Medicine, in three letters, ;100 in trash tied man, will undershtand that in order will be paid to anyone who can Prove that these letters are not genuine, to kape'pace in the house; I gave her two tnaple.sugar or some other contribution to The name of Minister will bo given to anyone who: doubts these remarkabib. thy: H. C. of L. Here's hoping anyhow! Tigers Still FrequeentPart, where statements, tin shpots, an she wins wid us, an to. a Farmers Sun. She Is Laboring- Ifere is Letter' Number One certain. ixtint shpoiled the day fir us, I "Please send me one box of HACKING% HEART and NERVE "M- thot if I wint around the strates too much s, • We take the following 'letter from the BDy, I am suffering from anibad attack and have been unable to all my she moight see me an want more. money, Listowel Banner. It ie written by a lady pulpit for three •ontiis, doctors say that it may be sire months or more be: so.I shtayed an toosted me shins in Char. ' • •: ` An exchange reports that it received missionary at Banswara, Ipdia and we fore I am well lignin... i used to be able- to bald my large congregation from ley Leppard s Farmer s Home, waltln fir start to finish, now, I can scarcely hold my own thoughts. me load av chop. the following communication fromone of beireve it will be interesting to our readers, p its patrons recently: "Send ms a few My Heart Action is bad and' am sub9ect to Paintings and Dizziness, port p Some of your readers would probably r, y. soon a lot av fellahs ke comin copies of the paper with the obituary enjoy bearing of some. thin s seen and and am•very despondent, I hope that your remedy will help me, in an settin around atin chockslate bars notice of the death of my child a month g g We sent on the one box of IIaeking's Heart and Nerve Remedy itnd heard ,around a mission camp -fire, that an tawkin about the could winther, an the receive thf error, 11 days later were sol or twgp ago. You will please publish the one does not put into mission letters,. as hoigh cawst av livin, an the farmer's t I~uclpse`d ctfppirigs about ,the marriage of they do not touch on the work, except in- Letter Niunber Two, my Hefts, ' I wish you meati mention r "Please send me 6 boxes of Hacking's Heart and Nerve Remedy. ;t' governmini, an so fort. Well, 1Vlishter di ectly. Editur, what awlways surproises me is ..• in •.your front page locals, if it doesn't have, used the box you sent me and I 'feel that it has already helped me, ,,. Three Indian men, three Indian women My head is clearer and the Main that has followed the preparation of my the lgnerance av thins Wingbam paple, in t e c st a' I:am going o have o n bin that, h t g g Y g. r n v awl, the dv nt es e v 1•, t' the. it o er t eatrae t 2 s oft a w a s th he 1 d I feel w h r e a been greatly re leve aid t p A g Y rid f e •mon has n e P a myself c s i s b y are in m 22 f g Y a miss from e k C 1 C th Will r of n ''u t' 'sale and veil m part o a a c it)ri I p Y city of BansWpra. We are tenting on the will again be. restored to my old-time vigor. what wid the pickter show, or the pool ,farm, also that I have a few extra calves , I am, so pleased with the success of your remedy that I am giving part room an the concerts in the Town Hall, side of a hili in a small valley; where there to•sell privately. 'Send me a few copies of it to some of my friends." an the matins av, the Town Council an is a village of, six huts, three on this side of.the.paper this ween, and as my time and three on that side of the v lie , Now comes the proof In letter number three, a few weeks later, other places 'av inshtrucHoq an amuse- i:is run out stop my paper, as times are too a y ' r Four of 'the families are Christians, Letter Nnnibcr '1`Iiree _ mint: tkiere is no excuse fer not bein well bard to -waste money on a newspaper. another family are believers. and would be "Having used your medicine,HacIeiitg's Heart and Nerve Remedy fora informed on the questions av the day. I .,;1 Ie.didn, t want much. few weeks for Neurasthenia Nerrons Breakdo-vu) I have become as a new t ( } am {dazed to say rings is different in the baptised only "they" say, •'ybu are the man. For five months I have suffered from Sleeplessness, Nervous. Chills, head man of the village if you are bapt is- T+' intin Spells, Severe Ifeaduehes and I could not placer my mind on the counthry disthricts, I hev herd Triers - .. a k" a l:rashin rr corn ed the people who now 'come and drink v, my old ;tnibitian and strengthis re- cutin taw at a a preparation of my sermons, To -da, ' water from your hand and smoke from nerved---tbaules to the ilse of your remedy, which I am pleased to recom-, Cuttiil bee, err at a matin av the bate ring, i your pipe will despise you and refuse to meT1d to anyone suffering from Nervous Diseases." I than I cud heer in Wingham in a wake. AA w ills drinlcor smoke with you." And so. the This testimontial comes. voluntarily from one whose reputation is un- Well, as I sed befoor, a lot av town fear of n assailable and is given for the sole purpose of lielping others. `; The above fellahs calnie in an got tawkin about the ma bringeth a snare, and they statements are true --or as near to the truth "as the risen lrf Itei><jtiimin FORTH KIDNEYS stay out, hanging round the edge of our could throw a stone" Jud, «0 Is. Droory Government, whoile mesilf, an ,., meetings, •longing to come but fearing the If _YOU' are broken' down in. health from any cause whatever we will Sandy Batiks, an Jack Pott, an Phil. •. w.:. •,,.• :, cohtahi allthe good of Gin E conte uences.. - • t ' I•IE[4. • T ri' NEI1.VFl Barites an Bill Slowpay set an listhened q guarantee that a ;six box treatment of ITAC1iiNGl S Pv A,ND without any of thealcohol. The corn i REMEDY will snake a wonderful improvement in your health, tlut you must One fellah sez phat does thirst letthers U, o is and husked, but not 5 ox 6 boxes for 2.60. Sold b F O. shtand ferann wa sez he. Search Restore thf:kidneys tenor- shelled yet. It is stored when thorou til be sure to get RACKINGS. Price Oc a b y y y, floral action. Relieve pain. g Y all dealers, or by mail. Hackiug's Limited, Listowel,' me sez another chap who wurruks in the , • :. •, dry in huge round basket tains about five. feet in diameter, made of split bambooSanitorium at the Hort end av the town, —^--• -4 " "°" " ' ' grilses they inane Use Fertilizer Often, a o • and set up on teak logs which, the white ants do not eat, although the matte They had five, liut.two died in the fainine. forbidden such oppression, but evidently .sez he. Purty gud guessin, sez another y For the others they had cut the bark off the way the law is evaded is by promising fellah, . but you hev anoth r wan comin, their tunnels over it. trees ground it, gathered leaves to keep wages. She says they promise to pay he sez, thing lettersmane, UsFellahs Only. <' This year mice made great holes under them alive. "And your: wages?" I asked, something but never do. Wrong again, sez a third chap wid alaugh. LS the corn as it stood in heaps. ready to be "They help us to spread the manure, part ' Very sincerely yours, U, F. O: shtands fer, Us Fer'Ottawa, sez 3PI husked. They carried away 4nd stored of a day's work." Now the R ince has i CAtHAittA'E CAMP13ELL be, an so they wint on tawkin. One ( FOR THE in these holes, bushels of:corn: We found guessed that the letthsrs stud fer, Use { our Christian men digging it Out,' wasliing Fresh Onions, an another that, they mint f`` rR and drying it. Until rurder Orders, an another, an he Early this morning our camp heard the r wuz the biggest fool av the lot, an that's " awful cries of a monkey in distress.. When _ goin some, sed, you fellates. is. awl wrong our two, lads. Kaloo and Wira went to „ ft . sez lie, thim letthers shtand fer Unfit. Fer draw water, they came across the remains. k' Office, he sez. :. Evidently an enemy had caught him nap- This made me party mad, an it wuz a For backaobe, swohhn joints, ping and he was gone. Now we do not gud ting fer that lad that tiuld Tim had stone in the bladder, rheumatic grieve over the death of amonkey. They nothing shtronger than Z pur tint beer in Paras --TA ayirlxgkoalfhIosa$rrers. are troublesome creatures. Get a box Io -&V. At druggists, +, ' = (p ;Z_3 his shtummick arr there wud bay bin a 50d,', sold on woneybook guar- The villagers here have to go about half m dorsa, Free slttnplo on request. a mile for water. The well is merely a ` " y!✓ FROM 040, Address, hole dug in the dry bed of a stream, Yes- $45,THEFTS The National pros Chemical Co. of Canada, 9 1't -CARS SHOWN. limited, Toronto. te'rday Walli-bai, one of our • Christain 11.11, Addrtss: women, returning from. the well,. reported 1 Booty Double That in Any Pre - 262 War That ho•rtn.t.,, at., 202 fdsih It,. 11mHals• N.Y. that the monkeys bad filled it up with d• - -Year. Band and that no water could be had t!U .--' ` ' ' it was cleanedout. Wholesale looting of merchandise ` ✓, ,icy in transit on the railroads of the Our lads this morning thought that it 1 %Tnited. Slitter caused a loss of ap- was a tiger that had trilled the monkey, ./ ' ` } proximately $45,000;000 in 1919, ac - HELLO * but from the size of the tracks left in the ` ; , s Admin etre ori statisticsred sm adeapuble c dust, I judge that it was either a. pantherw / u n zz: MR. FARM . it / _ _.✓ er a hearty reT41% or a leopard, l :,,,.- - •- -,`" T]xis is estimated to be more than I ''mo '.moi s double the losses pustained in 'an _ There are tigers here though, and very meal, You'll Pros -`arson year, but it Is pointed out oxo. os d' T' -!✓" Special prices for the following. bold they are tOne our womeni - that the increased cost of the cons: - very much afraid of sleeping in a tent. tom, -'-.»- ' avoid that moditiaa stolen, roughly estimated to 'Rags ac per lbs. The Christains assured her that tigers I"` — / average 85 per cent, must be taken 01d Rubbers go per ib. very much prefer goat meat to human stuffy feeling into consideration when comparing the lasses in the days of low prices Agricultural Harr 35a per lb, flesh, and told of one last year leaping 111 with losses now. Nevertheless there c agricultural Scrap Iron $1,00 per over the fence of branches round Taora's if BOO ' has been a steadily increasing ual:4- house, within a stone's throw of our camp. a stick of bar of packages stolen, and the or - Bags up to 12c each, It seized a young ox which was tied beside ganization cordbatting the thieves Raw furs, rides and Sheep Skins at Tieta's cot. The rope held, the family have met an inereased ingenuity in city prices. howled, the tiger jumped back again andWRIGi diverting goods Prom their owners. A technique of robbery has been Get busy and pick up yAnother time it crams, caught a goat our junk and was off- developed so Highly that the methods reallze a gilt edged P'rl&' ZEYa of "master thlev6s" are similar in - - throw it over the fence, which is not lean the united States, England, Vmnee, Italy and Argentina, according to a than eight feet high, and close to the recent report of the United States H. Brown & SOnS house, and jumped after it, but the family Other benefits to teeth, chamber of Commerce in Argentina, ware wakened and rescued the body of .Detectives, however, are inclined the dead goat, before the tiger could seize b1`eaft, appetite, nerves. to discredit "Widespread organization's belief• that n widespread interna - it, Only a couple of months ago a tiger " tional organization" is, at work steal - came into the courtyard of the Patella Tkn $ $ ' to int niorchahaiaer. but in the same way and carried offget s► Cenfis: Substitution is the usual method GROW -„ 0 goat. We do not therefore go very far used by the tbf.6vea. Sometltnan FRUIT EI1 boxes suppaged to contain velvets are from our tents after dark. found at their destination to be filled Oris of our Christian men is very fond with calico or other cheaper grades offish. Twico he has attempted. to go by of cloth, but as a rule, waste paper Better spray or dost your orchard is found. Theso are referred to as trio Tar. night tis the river, but each t1rae has metSealedTight-Aept ptypl!ing and Dusting Tibvt±r "eanettaled losses" by rallrvay ttibil, K paid , a-igpe.pna, Well he tied not get any fish. and ale eapeeltzlly difficult to trace, larger dividends than now, Prospects for this year's crop are lair. ; ., tlly shipment leaves and arrives Niagara Brand Spray Co., When haute on furlough, some of your rt aptearently fit good condition, and It Burlington, ton, o nt, readers hoard me k of -the oppression ? r* 0 w at pont inipo thefts to dtarover at what pfxlnt the theft arcuri•ed. Offer you at reasonable prices, of the Bhil by other castes. Iltm is an Tho sill; itiduritry harts item oris of ihtating Matbines lnstoxt that has recently coma under the rt b.4 i;twe'lely hit in the laxt S preying Machines + . fhtttmy olrpet•vatictrt. Tadkhrg with taut: of year. and so greftt flag tion rink be- ing Material 4 I.IWII„NMIM t torn*, that the Itxtlroad Adniinistm- ir 5pprreying Material out ChrietiaYr w, Ikecl abtxttt rviachirt” and Sprays for every their cattle, She told rite they bad to •, „ a: tion hal» been t anwtb(* pri ilePdlnf ' N „n raYv a+ilkft frtrrri tht+ prlviltrl5e Of 1 I house and care fog• thm cattla btlonging For further infornuti n, write to a row of higher• caste 1h+ m In ion ad- Y,t1 Moreht trRitttmml ttlo by Tai% The _. ;tlfirrlta:^tt11' As:tlesclailon rrf 1$iR0 '!ft,trrit, 1ta3pittg'rlllags 'fhtty ]lord to toke ti rrt AAS tented Agetinst sock axe 0 vpl o .lam thronith itm traffW,, bur rte 'I10 0, AW, wt daily to tw j=** to r uk care for xr ' - t, rhtt- r t E . ts milami s leets rrudi t Itthl-It t tlrt9etlis wlnikt ottani►, asgi tori• awl ar trttv't t tlse"i at womomomol plow Myth, CJS la int tri tla" tit tlYt t "n ]gt" t oeafg l tx1Nrh m.W e Irv.•, ' .." How about *t'p' ha I W I HESE fine sunshiny days -.Hake the cha.p►. Who is StJJrJ Wearrn .fast year's suit feet pretty seedy. Old Sol says it's time to tone up and get the Spring outlook on life, and-»- oulr word can it --nothing is so apt to make a fellow look good and feet g od as a now head•to,:foot outfit. These aro -e t Brighten»up" days, and we have the greatest little "Brighten -up" cure youu ever saw in our newly arrived stock of Come in, it's a cheery sight 1 H, E. d SA D Z COe fw t: returns on or before case ter the dochters, I there the. arses an Well, gathered up h h = ._ s n .;q' STA a. 1 J; S EI) $ LT H ALL .INDIVIDUALS other than .. load..av ..shop, an the hoired man, an the t Obtain Forms from the inspectors or t Missus an awl the thruck she bed bin buyin, an we druv home feelin sorry fer FARMERS AND RANCHERS, i; isostmasters. must use Form T IA. the few docent paple who hev to live inJON Win ham,awl the toime, _ lf` I 'business •bu t ck companies must use Forint s o 1) r s Yours a B. 4 Hay.Pt w S f l lie incss m an knows THE successful Timoth TA ill in all pro - the varus of saving p livery tecrson required to make a rc:urn, tvho , ?I Taxation. Egg ll I bability the habit of saving made him subject to a I enolty o' Twenty rv. torr Coixtt:nx A_n. Ode t the Girls—By One 4 y r is 9 c successful, You may get on the right J 'b who foul to uiaLc, a re(uro or rrocittt• ;,foram Of The: Men OOpportunity it (i _ 1 r; r r e s'tin your d i d to s l>o ucc els g Y o y road money so that when you r ' rile ACT, -,b:19he ltub"e t,tt dtii.ixat;try iso soft tion Little maid, that sickly smile to a i:VA;111y of SPA for watt, tray dllrtn„ comes you may be prepared • to take advantage of it. wiilaii tole altfaxs't A.,pany tctson Makes you look quite imbecile. HV41D OFFICE From the look of you, I guess, H A M t LTO N ° not xYartltinl -r r.. ort,rets,:t,•titi,s'i1ltt,r:an::•• It didn't take you long to dress. orient i:. t., thrill ;. Na• v:tet 11111 1'•-, h•Inxt•nt. Y f CVmmLt"1 ione.4 of Taxation, A piece of ribbon and some lace, , A box of talcum on your face. Some near silk hose of gaudy hues,'B { A N'K TOW OF A pair of tooth -pick pointed shags. On .eachear, is plastered there, WINGHAMI BRANCH –C. P Smith, Manager A big fat blob of padded bair. y A sloppy, slouching, mincing pose, It Accords with your well whitened nose. Haven't you a mother, who Learn to make those, "homemade socks." Walk: up straight, and.do riot wiggle. Takes an Interest in you? Is dancing, candy, and the show, As far as your poor brains will .go? "Unadorned by fancy clocks.'` Forget the giddy midnight whirl, "Now I'm going to tell to you ` What I think you ought to do:" Cover up your bony arms; And try to be a mother's Girl Wash your perfumed, painted face. They're the smallest of your charms. So long, Girlie, do not cryo Wear some clothes, as welt as lace. Drop the foolish little giggle, Crocodile tears don't fizz on I. . Do not forget ' to fife your i Trickyme'taxRfetul-niff on or before the 30th of April, 1920 Doininion of CanadaLL persons residing in Canada, em- ployed in Canada, or carrying On business in Canada, are liable to a tai on income, as follows -.- 1. Every unmarried person, or wzdow,' or Department of Finance widower, without dependants as defined by the Act, who during the calendar year 1919 received in earned $1,400 or more. 2. All other individuals who during,• the calendar year 1919 received or earned $2,440 .. pt snore, 3, Every corporation and joint stock company whose profits exceeded $2,000 during the fiscal year ended in 1919. Forms to be -used in filing returns on or before General Instructions. the 30th of April) 1924. ALL .INDIVIDUALS other than farin:ers and ranchers must use Obtain Forms from the inspectors or Form T x. Assistant Inspectors of 'Taxation or frolic FARMERS AND RANCHERS, i; isostmasters. must use Form T IA. C tD R P d R AT 10 N S and joint head, carefully all instructions On t ck companies must use Forint s o 1) , Form before linin it In. g T ;2. 1 I'rep ty postgge on letters and Bongo. ply Penalty forwarded by retail to Inspectors p' livery tecrson required to make a rc:urn, tvho , ?I Taxation. falls to do so mosin the tit»e ltaltt, strati old I' subject to a I enolty o' Twenty rv. torr Coixtt:nx ! ; Nfakeyour retumspromptly and atrttl of thearnottnt of the tis tlayawe• Any rrr.4111. wheetinr taz:ibie, ter ort+t iti;e, i penalties. who foul to uiaLc, a re(uro or rrocittt• ;,foram tion duty rr:tuitett :=eeordintr to the t,.t,tia;:on c,f Address IN:'slt'I .ttTOR OF TA.XATI(W, rile ACT, -,b:19he ltub"e t,tt dtii.ixat;try iso soft tion ( to a i:VA;111y of SPA for watt, tray dllrtn„ LVtDVxy Vy„r wiilaii tole altfaxs't A.,pany tctson :i mitlainit a f:i1Ht tt .,. s:mitt in any teturn or in qtly 10,snn ttla i .t *u%etl U, ti_ Nl! iib, PVe. shall no natt'N. +n1 U.1 .al , tti::lift"flu+t, for A trril.lfty / +1 jlt L W. J4AJ.:+rADJ.7 not xYartltinl -r r.. ort,rets,:t,•titi,s'i1ltt,r:an::•• : Jtl , orient i:. t., thrill ;. Na• v:tet 11111 1'•-, h•Inxt•nt. Y f CVmmLt"1 ione.4 of Taxation, all