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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News-Record, 1904-07-28, Page 6DIMING likEDS FOlt BEE LIKE it MIRAMAR nimmo • Z.I/PE POR "GOOD 4 lained Theatrical Mans Des. " • " or A NIVISSING MAN% WU/trate:it was formed, some of B': Of grappling With the diffictiltias of the aftPitzteed langulego, and After a little pritetice they found that they womouruL "covzs..,. were able to keep pace with the fast,. %WINO." est eneakers. Then. when the new thee° literlogralgaers Were engaged for verate Attempt to Me,lee 1St:ie.-ken With Partial Para,lyade it, and thy* it happettue that every So great is the &Mend for an litight Arm. Or Itigh.t *ret has been taken down and eare- VONT.. OM* ith 'word spOkea in the I euee -of RePre- Sentativet Tokio from the very ManeY. ' 'Walt Unable to U� Z er thing of a sonSatiol nature now dart that Men* and even Mr, John Craig. a Well kneWa faVo tally preSer‘e . ......-,-.....4........a:aa na.- women, Mei-living near ICells, NV/tieing 'dill* reeltlessly =danger their lives in triet, Ont., is another of the many REALLY UNEXPECTED. nmuce" krieW44 1411 well that' good health and ability' to go a,bOut Wheal he Pr9P9aotl marriage She hard,v venture, they can. instantly winiams, ,...1pluspar. Craig gives - "This is so unexpected," s , Said, in see novel and experimeatal petite.. paralytics, who owes hie present alicadd they elicceect in their fool- -if not We itself -to the USG of lha he eaked for tinie to think it over. eoranland colesaal salaries on the his experiente as toilets ,-"Rat for lie gave her the nocessarY music -hall stage. the blessing of Ged an the use of and sbe finally decided that he ful- enterprlsiug theatrical manager '1 ' P•11 do not be- filled all the requireMente of the av bad been. reined lausinesta spent the remaining few dollars , ha ' left in desperate atteMpt to retalver hia lost fortune. lie caused a large inclined plane, a. huadred yards long, to be greeted. The sides Of this incline were railed in, and at the top, . at a heigat of fifty yards from the ground. the structure tor- Minated in a platform, haviug the ends and aides thickly padded. A HUMAN MISSILE. The reckless performer thea had 'an iron cannonball constructed, h011oW, and sufficiently large to contain:401ra This iron sphere was so made that it could not be opened fron the in- side, bat fipon coming into violent contact with some other object the strong sprig would liberate the oe- cupant. After advertising the details of the performance, and that he weald be fastened in the ball and fired train a very large•cannon, the plucky,ad- venturer. was rewarded by 'an au- dience of 1.0,000 spectators, Pune- taal to time, ho was placed in the iron sphere, and the half-hemari, half metal cannon -ball was duly rammed home. • Amidst breathless excitement the torch: was applied to the touch -hole of the cannon, ti mighty explosion took plate, and ere the astonished opeetators could grasp the fact the • man and ball had travelled up the • Inclined plane. The man Itad been released by the contact of the bell and the 'paddingarid therelie steed smiling serenely, amidst a masa of colored flags sed fireworks he Was • holding. Ma is now 'clrawing.S2,000' a week as the reward of Ifie remark- able enterprise. . • DARING DIVERS. Diving from a great .height has a tremendous g> attraction fpr sight- seer, and many valuable live r> have been lost by these too adventurous attempts Diamariti has recently .areated a great sensation by diving whilst rid- ing a bicycle from the beaks of the Tiber, a height of ninety feet; whilst, one of the' 'English divers 'enanced his fame by jumping off the Tower. Bridge, London, upon several occaa dons. At another time he jumped from a. train in motion off the Liver- pool overhead railway into the wa- ter beneath. • It is almost a coinmon thing for a daring barber, anxious to advertise his business, to shave a lion -tamer in a cage of lions; whilst i•ecently a, couple, who intended after getting of the spirt . Bove that I would be alive to -day. eituation. Then they reached a point I was ritricken with that terrible Where they could discuss matters affliction, partial paralyeis, 1 had calinlY. • abSolutely no power in my right anal "Of course," he said, jokingly, or leg, I was not able to sit up --,in wasn't really unexpected at all. fact if I tried to do so I would fall "Oh, yes, it was," She replied. over. I had to be lifted like a child. "Absurd!" he exclaimed. "A girl and my family and friends believed always says that. She knows What's death was very near, The doctor coining and when it's corning, be - told me that he could do nothing cause she is just naturally an expert for me, and that I Was liable at iri such. matters," any momeat to have a eecond stroke "I' thought I was, but you fooled which would carry inc Oa. I was in me," she insisted. • this deplorable. condition when I was "And it was a complete surprise?" advised to use Dr. Williams' Pin% aae wastr, MS. 1 seat for three boXes and be "I don't understena it," lle cm:a- fore they were all used I could move _, =elated. • the Angers on my hand, which had , , well .i. A S b 0 explained, ingenuously, hitherto been. aliSolutely numb and “you had overlooked so many splen - powerless. Yoe. can scarcely lintlg'' did chimers I gave you for a „pro- ino my Joy at this convincing Proof posal that I had begun to thialt ma that the pills were helping ma From thirig ever would give you nerve this on I kept getting stronger and enough to speak out, • so it really tho control of my paralyzed limbs was uneap cteda, i grachially mune back until I was "Olt!''• he said, and that was all. again,. able to weak about and oven - There didn't th' tually to work. To my oeighborsseem to biaany mg else my cure see= like, a miracle, as not mie of them ever expected to see nae BABY LAUGHS. out of tied again. I ghtdly give Per - Midi's= to publish the story a my cure with the wish that it may Baby ' laughs when raother ' gives bring life and hope and activity to 'bina. Baby's Own Tablest; they taste some other aufferer." good and make him well and happy. The cure of Mr, Craig gives addi- They are mother's help and baby's tional evidence that 1/r. Williams every day friend. Guaranteed to Pinkrills aro nat an ordinary medi- contain no opiate or harmful drug. cino and that their power to cure The tablets aid digestion, cure colic, in all troublea of the blood or ael'ves prevent diarrhoea, cleans the bowels, places, them be;vond all other ,meali- allay teething irritation, and care eines. You caa get get .these Pills all the common ills of Childhood. from any medicine dealer or dirset' No croSS, sleepless children in homes by Mail at 50 ante a box" or • six where baby's Own Tablets are used.' 'boxes for $2:50 by ' writing The Dr. Mrs M'', "Ready, Denbigh, pnt., says: Williams Medicine' Co., Brockville, "I don't know what higher praise 1 Ont. See that the full name Dr " . ' can give Baby's Own Tablets than Williams Pink Pills for Pale PeoPle" to say that I would not he Without is Printed on the wrapper around them in the house. I have found every box. •them all that is claimed and keep them: on. hand •to meet :any where, - J.LPANESE •• •PAII,MAIIENT tYi• eenvee.ycheSrcZidorbyseaniti 41ye (Ifni cal at 25 • dealers cents by writing The Dr, Williams' THE MOST BUSINESS -LIKE IN Medicine Co., Brockville,' Ont. THE •• SENTENCE SERMONS,. The M. P.'s • Are Not Kricrven. 1)7 Deeds answer doubts. Warne, But by Distinguish, . Old gold is better than new brass. Lovo takes all •wearineas out a, ing Nainber. The Japanese House of, Comnions, The groaust gain of life as -tee loss Or House of RepreSentataires, as it is of self, really called, is like most other in- There` is ho 'serfclore in. Christian, stitjations in moliern Japan in that service. it is quite new and has been careful- Criticisza is not tone of the fruits ly established On the best models THIS KUNIO IS DNEIIRTED ras ICIDNET PISZ4SE AND GRAVEL ovaxo Dr Domes DO'S BILLS. Tried Taitlay Medicinea but get no Shirt waists and dainty Belief WI Ile tied the Great linen are made delightfully Canadian Kidner Iteniedy. 1osedene, . 18. (S *- al). --lar. Samuel ,J. Crow* the well- known rausiciali of this place, re- lates an experience that adds to the already great popularity of Dodd's Kidney Pills la this locality. "I suffered for years with Kidney Trouble," says Mr. Craw, "which be- came aggravated with every attack Of cold. and caused rue much agony. The diseaSe developed into Gravel when I was totally unfit for any- thing.. "1 triea different remedies with- out the desired result and was in much misery when I decided to try Doeld's *Kidney Pills when. to my astonishment and delight immedi, ately began to recover, "After using Ave boxes the ailment had entirety ceased and I was again enjoying perfect vigor, all of which I meat° Dodd's Kidney Pills." The fact that Gravel yields so read- ily to Docid's ICalney Pills is goad news indeed, as it does away wilh those terrible operations that were supposed to be the only relief from this trouble. BRITISH SUBMARINES. Though Fewer, They Are 33etter Than the French. • The influence of the War in the Far East is manifest in the "general idea" of the British naval manoeu- yds, which will be held as usual this year. While there will be •• no a,bandonnient of the operations, as has been erroneously stfeted in some quarters, they will ba held on a much smaller 'scale then Mit year., The great feature will be torpolti tactics, which have become Of increasing im- portance. All the destroyer flotillas and the submarine squadron arq to take part in ft variety of denionstrations,- whose Main purpose. is to ascertain the best methods by which•battle. ships alley resist torpedo attack from surface boats and elude surprise from under -water craft. • The Manuel and home fleets are to take part, under •tlie Supreme com- mand of •Achnirala Sir Arthur Wil - The ex-Chilian battleships Tri- iimph • and Swiftsure, which are be- ing Cornmissioned at Chatham on the 21st instant, ma3r be added to the "home fleet for' the spatial purpose of the manoetivers. The operations are t l'k 1 to begin • until the end of JUly or early in August. It is necessary to wait for . the znapeeuvers in order to refute the sweepiiigt assertion, with 'which •• M. Bertha he chief of construction in that the submarine of lis country is ten licernen • . ' married to open a' public -house, were throughout the civilized: worlda The lire of:a familyaaliar keeps the years ahead of tale British boat. actually Matrie'd ' M a den; Of lions. An ' English politician .. wile - net . church Warm. • ' . • ' "Our •stibniarines," :said • one :of the ,. ' There was a packed eaidience ef. local long agoavisited Tokio, and had the e ailing blossom is the promise ciffleers: of the. British •stibmartne . .. flo- ' ' • ' • ' • For Oyer Shay Years • .. people„and thetcourageous 'couple are. opportunity of seeing the parliament - . tilla, to a, press representative, rec- .. 4orlS. WINsLoW'SSOoZurNo Stale* has been used 4 of the ripening fruit. . . now (Ming a roaring trade with the at work,. declared to the writer' that . A little bible in the heart is arcieth •ently, "are as efiectiveas any in the 11 14-045 ofthInctibig's fgReihelt;•;ohildren rule leeching. inhabitants, who admired, them Mr. it was by a long way the moet busia a lot under th6 h . • • world. The best submarine, is the ' at. . . . . vagegilhaWitaartteit:aneergif ticgV,:nna Cill 0 es way to sin a de o d- one that; can remain longeit under sold la/druggists throughout the world, Be sure sod I • beet. remedy for Marrisces. Twenty,fleq.cen4 a Basle their coca nerve. . : • • ness-like parliamett. in the world. In The b t •g b tgi One of the most extraordinary at- no other is there anything like so, Water; can dive and rise most ''quick- ash for " Mad. Wnistott'S Sol:quill° armor," 22-01 en is to . bey 4 brown. . • tractions atter placed before sense- little talk in• to the • ly a I h s th f stest it fac ' and sr es, done, is apt:to be long on creed.- • � h it h : way accident. Two expresses.; which: . speech -making on the part of• the sunnierbed speeds." . the Frenth zurvy, is credited- . clean and fresh with Sun. light Soap. JAVANESE SWORDS. Unlike the famous blades of Toledo and Damaecue. Japanese sworde are not flexible or °Maio. They are un- equaled for strength and luardness, and hold a very keen edge. Japanese steel is said to excel even Swedish steel in purity. Tbe manufacture of the words is a very elaborate pro- cess. Some ceremonials and super- etitimiapracticea are Intermixed with the scientific operations. The sword - hardener is regarded as the most im- portant personage connected with the manufacture. It is hie name that, is inscribed on the hilt. and his reputation that enhances the value of a sword. Those who shape the blade, sharpen and adorn it are of minor importance. 1 How's This We offer One Bemired polaris "Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by nall's olatarrh Cure. F. J. ClikINEY & CO., Toledo, O. We, tho undersigned,‘ hew° known V. J. ()honey for the last 15 3tears, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions, and financially able to carry out any obligations made by his • V/ALDING, KINNAN afARvIN, wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0 Hall's Oster* gore is taken internal- ly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous- surfaces of the system. Testi. rottia.le 4:1114 bir'een,11 DPruisegelstre* Per Tok Ball's Vamily rF'ilis for coast!. pation, The Sultan has forbidden the Wear- ing of red blouses by Arznenian wo- men, The coley is believed to sym- bolize the bloodshed in their cairn.; try. • * Millard's Liniment Is used by Physlciani A private the Royal ,Marines has just beep sentenced to nine months' imprisorunent for throwing a piece of broad at a laace-corperal, No other fly killer compares with Wilson's Fly 'Pads in' destruetive qualities. Insist col getting the genu- ine. A certain speeies of bean, in China and japan grows a, yard long, have failed ftoonedintroduce it into En. gland . • Ask for Minard's and take 110 other. __— • . , Scotland Yard, Londora is the largest police -station in the world. It has accommodation for 3,000.po- et-itee 4-0001g,' Potatoes, Poultry, Eggs Butter Apples ff THE DAW_ 80_ N COMMISSION CO tot 48 have your consignment, of any of these article* WO Win • ,00r, West Market and Colborne Atm, get yott good prices. .• LOWER PRICES ..;.. •fti 1!:6114. Wash Basins, Milk Pans, ate Any Illrat.Clato Grocer Oan Supply You. INSIST ON GETTING EDDY'S. CAN BE HAE:21°. USE LImIted BETTER QUALITY "Your husband eeems to have an exalted °pillion of you," remaaked the bride's emit. "He says you are his right hand." "Yes," rejoined the young wife, with a sigh; "but - he's one of theft men Who never let their right band know- what their left hand does!" House files carry contagious dis- eaeee* WillSon's Fly Pads—kilt the flies and zee contagion too. Papa - "Been quarrelling with George again?" Daughter -Wo, in- deed I haven't! It's too near my birthday for me to quarrel with anybotly!'' • • Lever's Y -Z (Wise Heady Disinfect- ant Soap Powder. is •a boon, to any home, It. disinfects and, cleans at -the same tirae. "'Why, that coat doesn!t -fit a said Edgar's sistel-; "it's alj waves up and down your badk.'"`That is what I told the tailor; but he said you had •to expect that .because Was a surge suit!" ' • • .. • • . proportionWhen a man is short n c at 3r e tion seekers was a prearranged rail- amount of solid work There has to be a lot of go in the . ' A comparison of the. chief • es - chased bv. a wealthy ,syndiaate, an- a There is nothing Satan levee bet- . submarine of the Z class, at present • a discoura,ged to the utmost, ri had seert a lot of service, were pur- Ja anese naember of parliament - • • t sential qualities, taking a French - huge space arge enoug to accera- B h Eat small quantity of Morniag and evening and you protected Yourself in the best sible way • against smallpox, modate a million spectators was ance, siich Medical Talk. ' a Home Rule Bill, if v,er . hh submarine of the Holland ato 11C and a er an a sane rata ,F$ . d• r • government; bill of extreme import- t th ti Mous inner un er cons y time you , e down a ars railed off, and a, real track built. there were • Occasion te bring : cnie word,you lift a whole world. , d nun d dr'17 d ar- r sults as follows' from two opposite directions at week.. our or five new acts of All It is always easier to weep ever. Displacement, tons .., 350 1 , experimental class, also under con - The enginea were driven - Yeah's:tic forward,' wouhrbe debated and either When:you Walk towards the sun stritetion, ,e 13 h 1' • h • 1 s , ienc . rangements 'made for them to start passed 'or rejected • in less that a all your °shadows are behind you. . . ,either end= of the single set of rails.' lints are tin araerage week'e work. a prodigal than it is to welcome Length, 46t - k . ' 14 11 200 135 COLLISIONS TO all ER This is becabse' . it 'is a rule that, :---.--1:..)---• . when the' governnient or a priyete It, ' 'fa alwaya the biggest eraven NSuubmmileerrgeodi stpoerepde,141:7 toutebe.s. 8. , .: had been Made that both engines, bill, it is not allowed to ba present- aiaa , man wih 1133 I ing ,o go th dvanta e over the 99 Surface speed, nets 'Careful matheraatical calculations member wishes to introduce a new who gives the amid dog the heartiest Radius of action, Miles .. 600 500 when trairelling at the rate. Of siXty ed. clfreet to the Hens° at the outset. The Vell• t to.. It will be wee that. the 'British miles an hour, Would Meet at cer- It must first besubinittecato .a coin" heaven alone going to .a lonely heat 111.1-s g collision would take place.. Exeur" ough, exaMination of and digest • Panrciencthhe tvwesoletlsype,israreevery particallaaa tain spot, when s ef &terse, 8, fearful rnittee, who in private mike. a thorheavon - dons were run froth and all the arguments for and 'nattiest men be enerally has a good dealt When a mail gives tegor scout save. the number of torpedo a tubes; the syndicate netted aa 'enormous which are likely. to be advaneed con- h'd f g th 1 d • esta stage of development attained 3 present the lat-"' • e a • . . cernieg,it: Then 'he committee sends When you give a brother a • cuP of Pas eh navy. • • .• Unfortunately the niatlienia,ticia the bill along.. to the HOUSO with eela water yna don't:110W to Peur RUSSIANS As LINotasTs. Every, educated Russian knows three languages' besides his own, and caaculations had a Serious flaw some- a lengthy report upon it, and in. it down the back of hur neck: • where, as the thundering engines Met • too soon; there Was a disastrous ex- NINE CASES OUT OP TEN • • ' . / plosion, pieces et the locomcitives the parliament is guided by the re- , ......aaaa .. r were hurled tremendous distances, port, and decides upon the measure .. • A BACK LICK. and several of the spectators were with very little discussion. . . i, . __. killed. An enterpriaing photographer There are 876 members in the jap- e ase Settled the C With Her., engaged to take a snapshot at the anese 'Haase of Commons, and eadh cu u e. many of them lotin, 'NnoWledge of. the English; French and German languages is. coneidered neocissary , to '1 h ' i• 11 hil- actual moment of the collision. did one of them is paid at the rate of MeV .great dieuoveriee have .been dren employs tWo to four governee- ._ not live to develop his senaational *deer $80• a Week for .his serVices, al- Made by accident and things better ees ; learn whorl the children '1.ertrit piature. • : though they are elected by coestitta3. than geld mines. have been • found- in foreign tongues before they are formed his parachute decent from the in this country. The actual fee paid accidental discovery that coffee 15 the i aught the Mere difficult Itugslan. This command of languages makes When Professor Baldwin first per- eneles in just the same manner as tide Way, for example when even the clouds huge crowds were attracted to there is $1,000 a session; but* a -------------- f one's Sickness \ preves' possible the fact that Russians. have holt/ever, at the A.ston. Lower these M.P.'s are known -not by name, it loaates . the cause and „the :peraph affairs than any ether peciple. by the noVelty. CPon'onie.pecasion. session • only lasts twelve weeks. All of Most tremendous valtte because a better knowledge of the !world's Grounds, 131rmingham, England, _he nor even as the honorable member has Vim a, chance to get well» had a very narrow escaPeafroln be, for this or that constituency, but "Ivor over 213 years" says : Mis- by a distinguiehing number. :marl woman "I suffered untold agon- Ins killed, after successfully inaking A 'WARNING. , the descent. A *number, of Ilirming- when era is elected he La given lee in ray stomach, and even the was only rescued With difileultys the such a number, and foe the purpose physicians disagreed as to the cause Tettimonial g altirs Are at Wovk ham rpughs surrounded him, and he of identification afterwards he is esti- without giving me war permanent Throughout the Country. frame of his parachute being torn , ally referred to as "Sixty-seven," or help, different ones saying it was . Santos Dumont, flie. inventor or whatever he may be, .This munber is gastritis, indigatioa, neuralgia, etc., Messrs. Ildmanson, Bates A Co., into matchwooda . painted in big figures en a hinged. so I dragged along from year to prdprietors of Dr: Chase's family the latest arid Most successful air- flap arbith is attached to his , desk y'ear, always half sick, until 'finalli 114jiCines' desire to warn the readers of this paper against having any - best ld d u tl 'f h d d , ,. ' ' in the parliament ehamber, and aa . I gaVe tip an hopes ef ever beirig cOramand a large salary by alicaving thing to do with these fakirs, as himself and his airship on the =tisk- eosin as he takes his seat he lifts up well again. ' they positively refuse to accept tiny hall stage. 7 the IMP On its hinges as a token that "When taking dither, with a friend . testimonials except directly from per - REWARDS 01 he h; then at work for the day, When One 'clay she said she had a new medicineS• ' sons who have actually used their I VENTURE ' 1' he leaves the sitting• he lays his num-. drink whidh tarried out, to lae Poe-. . Nunaerouri reckless navigators have tier flat again. bun and I liked it so well I told her This warning is nuide necoaary On at varionS tithes creased the Atlantic During a debate, whoheyee he.teatits I thought l. Would stop coffee for account of recent disclosures in TO - in small boat% and OM suctessful to express approval or diSapProval awhile and use it, which I did, ' route arid other cities where these sailor fleeted sufficient money as the of avfiat fa beim; said, or to attraet "So for three months we had POS- parties aro at work. Though the reault of his enterprise to buy a nice- attentiOn to his own claims to be tura in place of Coffee without ever police authorities made an, effort to tilted farm in Canada, There is no allowed to speak, he does ko by rat- having aria of my old Spells, but Was put a stop to this fraud onme days doubt that Fournier; the cbairipion tling this flap, and by' long Practice alWaya healthy and vigorous in- ago, it Is still going on., and French automobilist, many Unice ran he has brought himself to such a do- stead. : thoughtless persons are beilig incluo, the risk of being dashed to pieces gree of akill in the process that he "Husband kept saying he was con- ed. by the offer of a dome, free during the recent anotor-car rates ciai moo mere noiso in this way vineed it was donee that caused photographs, to sign fraudulent ' front Paris to Berlin. At many than any other. these 'spella, but even then I etaternents about inediethes almost, points a tho race he was travelling Whoa he wants to make a sivech wouldn't believe it until one do we if not entirely unknown to thon. at the uteri& speed of eighty antics ea further emphasiees hie ,elesire by got out. of PoStere and, as we lived Evelw. testimonial and etrei'y photo - an hour, and the elighteSt ' failure of shouting out hie number as lottdly two Vince from town, I thought to graph used in' reference to Dr. either nerve or eye would have meant as be can, end If the president of Ilse the Coffee we had in the house. t_lhase's remedies is backed by a mutilation and betent death. Prov. the chat -elm -I' ebooses him for the "The result of a week's use of *500.00 guarantee that it is goalieo. Ing suceensful, he received close mum 00,000 and hip .eneeees wm Pro Inv. next oration he does se by simply coffee agaih was that I had another The original, signed letters of per - REPEATING THE NutmErt. terrible epell of agony and distress sone recommending 3 , /r ehitee'd medi- bly itiOatt no less than - $20,006 a eirterl are kept on Ille at tile oflices year for um for d o Ao.. The chaMber is semi -circular proVing that it was the eoilee and' I led t end wil ml 'ere. xw I(140W YET. shape, and the members mit, together nothing else. That settled it and I , ' at little groups of desks throe or said good-bye to Coffee forever and b° ehet)rfullY aim" to anY°11° who • four together. ell. round, Tri the ten. sinee then.' rotation alone has been doubts the truthfulness and accuracy of era/ publiehed testimonial. You tre is a high elevated tribune, and our het mealtime drink. aro al invited US call en the per. when a member epettite he ascende it "10 frie"cla all say 1- ant looking son whet° mune appeara le the testi- Lady of the tiouse (to eeok, hav. for the purpose, and thus is lit fitil , worlds better 'and my eornplexion IS In , nig diSCO`trered a polieeman in the Viett Of the Whole Rouse. Juet be.: much improved. All the other mem- Insittal istvraiht6nteetv.ectriPfali,13Z realty pee- kitchera).-PVett told nits When you hind hire eite the president„ With a bees of our femily have beert berte. ple 'are ready and willing to certify • mine here that you heti ea Sweet- bigbell in. his right hand. Whieh he fitted, too, by Postern in pleats of ter. the merits of Dr. Chase's Medi - h , wl, rings loudly whenever tbere is any the old drirtk, corTee." 11/412,rirne given eines that it is quite ,enheceseary to . . Cooke -"Yes, rtold you SO, and lt.'s indieation of it breath of order. bY "Nation i'`.!o.„ Battle Creek, Mich. oriPloy persons' to 'solicit teStirriera a . the truth, too." The trapatuale Prolittment is the Tett days' trial. of Postum in place etie„ , "Who, then, is the policeman in the only one in the world *Which has a of codee or tea is the wise thing for Day by day letters ere pouring in kitchen, if he is no your sweet. toMplete Ant of abSOlutelY Verbatilla every toffee drinker. /nch, ft trial direct, horn persons who have been • heart?" ' reaOrte Of itS Preceedines from the Aelle the exact truth often where cof... freed from sickness, disease and suf. "Ile ien't My sweetheart, Mcleod he very commeneement. • Shortly before , fee .04 nett suspectedfeting, arid who, as a reettlt, write isn't. Men only trying to be» arel its entablishment a hotly of /students Look in each package for the fano- with a heart fullof gratitude for the / don't know whether he avill eite- joined 'together and invented tt, twig- ;nue little. book, "The 'Road to Well- benefite obtaitied from these great, lased oe not:". „ tem of ehorthand Whith Wee captable jville." medicines. , ,.• 4 lettuce have pos- says I was, Cured of Bronchitis and ' Asthma by ,MINARD'S LINIMENT.. : .7s1R.S.,‘„A:. LIVINGSTONE. iamilLoxtesxuweni.aolticPseni.reEd. eIt. .rt• by : MINA.RD'S. : LINI- sifirere attack of . '.'1I awhe7srle.CUBraeyd. Of a sJOHNee r el yMApsprained'ra' leg by MI. NAlijoDs'SuLTIwyMENNATc.Hrz • V ' , : BridgeWater. • : . • „ "Yes," he proposed, Miss Passay contineed, blushing; "and when papa. came into. the room he foiled me in Mrtiliggin's arms." "Ah, now- I see!' exclainied •Miss Speitz. "1 wdndered what your father meant to- day when he told me that Mr: Hug- gins had an old head On young ahoulderst" • There aro many imitations of Wit. son's Fly Pads; . all arc ,cheapand somPatativelY useleas. Be Sure to get Wilsen's. A CHANGE' OBSERVED. "Ar' you the man who painted that 'ere picture of 'Moses in the Bulrushes'?" asked a countryraait of an artist who had recently startl- ed lhe town by; an exhipition' of ell Pa"ilYntesill,g's' 'replied the artiet. •• right; then I want. you to paint my father. 'Certainly, if he gives inc a fe1v sitting.'' "Can't do it; he's dead." • "Let 1110 lia.V0 a photograph* Of do that neither. He never had his photograph taken." 'o're'nt, afraid, ' then, vrattst de• cil "Decline? What for? Raveret you pabited Moses! You 'didn't have a photograph of hini, did you ? .No: I thought not. Well, my father hain't bout 'dead nearly so long as Moses. if you ean paint Moses, you ought te knowenough to paint rey: father." Appreelating the situation, the ar- tlot went to Work and °Volved such a portrait aS he thought might sat- is'rY`Orslitoymll'gietlxncilaaltuse°dn'this art pa- tron, on teeing the completed paint- ing. 'tint almost beats that por- trait of Moses; but, 1 say, how he' has changed!" TAXING NO RISKS. P Ina glits?1,1001.gemeent is 7ocrertaig To prove to you. that Vr. uro I WI, and every form of itching. bleedingand protruding piles, the manufacturers have guaranteed it. See tes, Imonials in the daily press and ask your neizlr tors what they think of it. ou can use it and cet your money back if not cured. 60e a box, at Il dealers or Evicassotr,Pass & Co„ Toronto gore Chase's OIntrh.crel ". • 1 .1- • ' "Do you think I am capable of acting a part?" asked the stage- struck•youth. •replied the busy manager; a'ad- the ' farther apart we are- when 3c.ciu act. the bet- ter at will suit me,' ' • s Liniment tumberman sirlend •" N "It's ridiculous," remarked the prosperous tailor, •"to say 'clothes don't make the man.' ". "Think so?" "Certainly.!" replied the tailor. "Why they've made riae!" ' • The folloadrig mattereof.faet vertisement recently n,Ppeared: "Wanttel-.A. really plate, but ex. periented and efileient governess for three girls, eldest eighteen. Music, Preneb. and German required; hril. Haney of conversation, fascination mariners, and syriurietry of form ob. lectecl to, as the /tither, is vetch at home and there are grown-up sons. Address Mater." .ISSUE NO. 2.0a-04. . • , WIlson"s Fly Pads. ,Eativ 10e packet will kill more flies than. can be caught ..on 300 sheets of sticky paper, costing $15. . • y d di •t oa never saw my an sl as y as that," said mamma.' " 'Cause , , • never. saw yeu when you• wefe a lit-. Wilsore.irly.Pade. No d&t tle.gial," Was little: Irene's prerript • dr • bo wa e properly , BUCHANAN'S UNLOADING OUTFIT Works well both on stacks and in barns, unlonda all kinds ot ' hay and grain either loose or in sheaves. , Send tor e ataloglee to M. T. BUCHANAN & CO. i Ingersoll Ont. 25-84. YOUR OVERCOATS rogidtAztAtivreattoetr Zentrog. ivirra AMERICAN DYKAIO 00. ECOITTREALs IIAUNTS 0Fxisn AND GAIIIE1 Attractions •for Spoztsinen on •thei . Line Of the Grand Trunk. Th Grand Trunk COmPana has issued a handsome publication. profusely 'illustrated 'with half -ten& engravings, •cleseriptive of the many attractive localities for sportsmen on their.lino of railxva,y. Many' of the regions readied by the Grand . Trunic seem te have been specially prepared for the delectatien of maakind, and where for a brief period the cares pi business are. east • aside and. life is given tip to enjoyment. Not only 'do the "Highlands of 'Ontario". present unrivalled facilities. for both hunting, fishing and 'camping, but the 80,000 Islands' of. the Georgian , pay, Thou- sand Islands and St 1, Wrence Riv- er , Rideau River and Lakes, Lake St. eJacihitnie,oaniod tlxieoimooanoyndatiteeasvetivne share, Present eqtfal opportunities for ' health, pleasure and 'sport. All these localities are reached by thn Grand• Trunk . Railway System, and' on tteins nnequcilled on the, continent: Abstracts of Ontario; Michigan; Que- bec., New:Hampshire and Maine fish: and • ganie•lawe are inserted In . the publication for the guidance of sportsmen. The Grand Trunk Rail- way has also 'issued descriptive 11- luetrated matter, for each district seta arately, which are sent free on ap- pi cation to e agents• C pany and: to Mr: J, D. -1felponaId. District Passenger Agent, Yr; sr, Union Station, Toronto. ' nab r'' fitst bell as if it were only yesterday." nillidia-ot``AhVoh4t1;•?. wonderful _memory you'. • • • answer. . . flies opp gau e • ...:ASuinscier-Cough. TUR"B.INES FOR GREA.T is thehardest idne, te get rid Of awl the , Meet dangerous kindto tegliwt. ' Shiloh s Consumption - Cure It tAing will ante Yeti quickly and stttely-sto, -24:77724grg1r.th° 111#10 ana At all druggists; ?.5o, 50e sad 41.001 bottle, 49.1. .! • That "meriey talks," net deny May be quite tree. : • • But it more often say i "Good-bye!" Thin ..11ow-dY-dol" The nian Who cannot take a joke - To be a. bore has grown; But worae, is he who takes your joke ',And tells it as his own. Two large and swift transatlantic steamships, to be haft for the Cuna era line, are • to. be propelled .br steartatnabines. This fact is- of great interest for shirabuilders and engineers: : because the tilrbines re- quired will be far larger them any now in use: The largest turbines at present in marine use are those . of the steamship Queen, whmcl plies be- tween : Dovee and Calais. A. new French . type of steam -turbine, re- cently 'a.pplied for the propulsion ef a first-elass ' torpediabeat, gives a speed of more than 26 knots. Keep NlInard s Liniment In the House:, • • • Fine -edged tools lose their temper if exposed to the light of the sun for a considerable length of tinie, Priend--"I'd recommend you to drink a cup of water every morning," Dayalid-"I always de that where I board; they pall it coffee." • Experience of Two Nurses:.; Who Have Had Splendid Opportunities ire Their Practice of Testing the Merits of' DR. CHASE'S 01 NMI ENT. Miss C. Stanley -Jones, profession- ' al masseuse and .nurse, 288, Shwa° street, Toronto. Ont., Writes: -"In iny ocettpation as a nurse. I have coma tteross many cases in which, Dr. Olutse's Ointment has been used With extraordinary results. One case / recoil Was that of it child of six- teen Months who was in. a bad wily With aealy head. It was a really nasty ease, Musing tho child to stif- fer very much and to be very trou- blesome. 1 persuaded the niother to use Dr. Chase's Ointment, -and fri ten days the .child thaw -entirely cured. "Another ease' was that of a IOW Who , Was glatitly troubled with ttt- M11115 ofi tlie Nee. The doctor Was dositag her with thedicilie, which was doing ho geed. la this case cure 11111111611111111611611111.111filiiriau. _ was °fleeted in seven day* with only °he box Of Dr, Chaee's Ointment. noth cif these tures wore itteting." l‘ers. 13, A. Loyno, nurse, Philips- burg, Que., writes: "I. consider Dr. Obrise.e Ointment a perfect medicine. t have used It myself and as a nursc have recommended it irt a good many eases for itching 'piles, It atwar gave perfect satisfaction in every ease, and MCC* people used it they would not think of being withotit 11 In the house." Dr. Chase's Ointment, tin cents a box, 'at, ell dealers, or ledniansoti. Bates tt-, Company, Toeonto; teo pro. tea you against imitations, the per - trait and signature of Ur. A. W. Chase, Pia lemons. receipt book aa thor, are on every box, aft ate-% -