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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton News-Record, 1904-07-21, Page 3• •••. • • 1.6., • etaXIIIIT lat XtItekitAlifTh TERRIBIR ThEmpTG. Ilif SPIT DIP 11111 A :Avail). on the Ftrongeet Digest. *Foe. Axi Nerwoogic Titiet *.z4rose tive Oriptus. XII0Garas letkrat TIM LAST parer Minn. • People who drink wine may have TEN' TZARS. his daily tash to taste all kinds of Fapere atm. a Wide Circulation that a caPtaln °tan ectraniand his • It ia a. juest and wholesome rule •iloubto abut the pan who Inalals it q•••••••••411 own ship, no matter who is op , rare vintage:a being entitled to Alla- and .Ane Sent to altemete board. lf he- hots the sense and apir- pathy. Nevertheless, the wine-tase- Towns. ' „ it to enforee.his authority, there is era tberaselvoa dacha* that their lot the lose chance of disaster fron is far front a happy •one. Though inlininea progresa has been pompous meddlere. • liere Is a atory The majority tat wine -tasters in Made in Japan in mauy respecte, and lot Emperor William Which May or Oporto o for exaMplei are Britoue. TO iveStern inventiens and- improvements May not be true-eprobably is not; a Jaita they ere nervoue and ilYSPOP- aro to be found. even in the most .., a ibut it illustrates the principle Juat tie; ter tho ealletant sipping without remote parte of the countrea xii . stated. The etory is that when. the 110Winentells its tole in the end, innirest of the people in reading *it'll royal yacht wale entering a port, the Erwsted POO els the l'etestere °Awls Oso,thddval. Peterborough Catbedrel two the oldest working clock in England. It was erected about 1820 and Jo probe ably the 'Work ot a Moilastic clock - maker. It te the only one now known that is wound up over an old wooden wheel. This wheel in about 12 feat in eirctunference, and the galvanized. cable, about 800 feet tit length. aupports 'gad= weight of 8 cwt., whicti bas 0 be ,wound up daili. while the nevereenaing draughts andouiaifls t° bo 4;'°116e.ds• saY6 Iir°1 J. Keiser noticed that the boat was The cheek it said to be of much terrible .stretio On the strengvat ng- down. In aCcordance with more orilnitive construction than thet muet be endeoed are Dunolara, of the Vinversity of To. sunet tree organs, v The large majority of the people the orders of the pilot, an old Nor- that made by Henry de Nick for etegio.n mimed Nordbaus, who 'mew Charles V. of France in 1370. The Thehest lour for wine -tasting is are Illiterate, a fact which le partly the channel and its dangere, The clock chamber is in the northwest the Middle .of the Morning -ea() far ee''extilained by the complicated nature eral)eror rang the bell for full speed. tower, sortie 120 feet high, where the ttlib Pole about two hours after of e. e n original Japanese alphabet. Nordhuus placed himself in the Way stinlight has not penetrated. for hun- brealefest, and inalwaerebetween. thet Durine the lest few Years, aleemed over and esPec- the wheel, and called dreds of years, and the winding is Died and ItlachA tablintaster nev- Man t y since too war wItit Cifna ' 1 th s' „° re down the tube to the engine -room, done by the light of 4 candle. . „ „ -. e ler etelentea in the Morning, aeld hihg- k" been' 4 ch4ag°, 144 mo" 4"en: "Half speed! Never mind the bell!" The gong is the great tenor bell flavoteed food ef apy kind is abso- tion is being paid to the study ca "Yoe countermand: my orders?" of the cathedral, which weighs 82 littelr unimown to •hts brealtfaet- literature, and the number of books cried the emperor, and gavo tbe boll . cwt., and it is struck hourly by an Wale.Epa pound hammer. The gong and The wine -taster has shalom him. a . published Is quite large, if eompared another jerk. number of ung -41a.0," so with that of ten years ago. • "Never mind tile bell!" called the striking parts et the clock aro Made a.s to allow- tastior tbeir sescontents The introduction of priating press- Nordhuus through the tube. m some yards apart, comunieation be Wing silaken. up without being eswith anotrable type, was, no doubt The emperor drew himself up. responsible for this. Onln a coat- "Ge below," said Ite, "and report Yeurself under arrest." "Leave the bridge!" repeated Nordhuus, grasping the wheel auoro firmly. 'Ibis snip is in. re3c charge, and rit have no interference with ray orders from •Icing or seaman." The officers an deck blunted silent- ly aft, „in their Iteerts wishing luck to the pilot. Nordhuus etood ea his post, unshaken by threats, deaf -to Commands, and carried the 'Yacht safely into harbor, • Tate aaext day- the emperor canto to his sapson and decorated the pilot with tho terder of the Black Eagle, frOT WEATFEER DANGERS. . . •., jag by e slender wire. The clock has no dial. The time is shown on We_offer One Hundred Rovers neward the main wheel of the escapemeet, _ itilie'clint'ectilltig eoaatarteik that cannot be Which goes round once in two hours. imentnen a co., Toledo. 0. I We, the uncial -signed, have known F. Minard's girlhood for sale everywhere . .1. Cheney for tha last 16 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all .,........,..-4,--.....-......... splfled Tho stunting of wino brings elat Ito aroma to the rula ektent, and emelt 40 iavariably the !first test wale tenpin to by the taster. • :Atter carefully smelliag 'melt Wilma- sainale, the taster relectit all thoSethat do not • azdease Idea and then he allews about ;tea minuteri, to idiapse. • • ' ' 'Next, ho sips the •sconpled oile ;one,. sometimeseating betweett each • ea tipy disc of drn 'bread, A ecin- Sefentioas':taeten nett= Swallows wino 110,n exiiMining. Hia palate tells ;Idea all he wants to kuow. • MI alr'ine-tatiliag must be done ab- rSolOtely “blind”, -?:that, is to say, the. Mottles from width the samplesare itaken mai bC putout of sight. MIS. de 'inoSt iraportant,:for it .30 extreme ninery to tenet: ‘.extent a label, or innerela 'the appearance of a. bottle, • 'May prejudice -thwavine-taster iii hi inhoice; . "' . Paratively few years ego wooden, blocks were in use, but it was a work of great labor to prepare them, 'and as ,only a limiteii member of copies could lie etruck from them, books 'moo ,Clorniously expensive, At, the -period or tito aast Involution thews male -tett but one publication that nould be. properly 'classed under this 'hula, the soecalled •government gazette, evhich Was read only 'by • 'THE OFFICIAL 'CLASSES - Zoe Whin= ..ttlatte Abe :00Oinerit's Pos- sessed any iiaterest. Burt since then no 'metier nowspaPers Iteteie voile° into oxistenco that the ahat. dor Om whole countqr :rtosw '.olanapriSes Several hurt, diteds. In the oilier eities -they nate isaued daily; in country onetiAeto .everer two or thrcedays, :tbough during the pre - :seat war alma %roost lof these have been published. daily, • • The 'Tokio papers haven, very onde einealatima and aro wleir'antriled •eveu to . the anost remete ,post tirema. Amoug these The Nichinielai Shirabini (Daily Newe)-, ,and The Choy?, Shim.- sweets and go to sleep bun ((Court and Country News).„ and one unexpectedly., llvery mother . • The Ilona Shinano% antormation .should ,tt l3oX of• these Tablets 3 p,m.-Latly calls with thing she , e , p may calls a dog,. Can t find his tail; not. News). p vita tho best lenovin; the house -their. prompt use he [first .neneett is aa -sei?af.00illeic.1 or- gfina . • • y These papers. appear .on every day eiceopt bolidays. They :are an simi- lar in. style, the. Arst page contain- ing government „notificatiobs and eda• torials; the Sozond Miscerlimeous it - Ionia of information, -and tbe third contitibutect artieltig, sometimes ,of political, but oftener -of a popular or satirical character, while tale !Mirth page is devoted to .n.d.vertiSomen'ts. The wiping are,•novi always prin,ted 'from 'ti.noVable 'metal tyPes. The :style of composition is mai:cilia:By •CliineSti, 'interspersed With '''Icanal' at Macrae's, bin the' peters pile:tea for: nhe express benefit of the -very low classes .are ;a1ntobt eittliely• in 'nano., -and lose in many. cases illustrated With . Azx,.ovralmEm wontio. Theld'S' Xiclney Pills Finding:Their • Way Into Rvivry - Country. - While Canadians-- aic struggling to get:a firmer forglicild in, the British tiler° 63 eonca Canadian pro- duct that hes got ,away ahead of the. agitatidn and now measures its mar- ket fronrt the lialtic-waslied shores of •••,,-. the, Denmark to• Whore the sun glints • V° • ortatbe pyreaticle in the land of the Tharoahs. , allot purely Canadian.. Product is llseld's laidrieer Pills. Among the lettere that come ' in, the daily Mail ,of The. Dodd's Meda- eju Co.; eLimiletl, there are •those e marked with the stamps ef ' almost -every 'country in the world A...couple. -that came itt . together the 'other' meriting shows •Itow the fareeecif the great Cenadiati 'Kidney Rerackly has • • ,,spread. One le from Dennicirk. and • the other was.'penned by a title son -;of the Frophct lin 'the office of the "Miraeter of Finance, Clare, Egypt. It ie noticeable -that in- the case. of 'the Egyptian Dodd'''.s Kidney Pills •were Pereceibedby his doctor, a * ?this reepect the (doctors of the arid- ent home of eittilizatiot are ieadiag lat lesson in • frankness to Mann of their brethren . ca the Angle -Saxon ' -race. The latter would Probable theme prescribed' ')odd's Kidney', Pills, but used another. manna • Bine hotveyea Mel may be, the .fact' remains that ' whertiver men are found there ;is laidney Disease; •and that net Matter low or *bare •Kid- aney Diseate. it found -there ie adee • 'nand for • Doddas 'Kidney Pills' -the .one remedy that ante never failed .,to -cure 'The, letters reternd to .are •as • 'fol.' More little ones die during the hot months than •at any other. seasoe. At this time startled% and bowel ;troubles assume their most danger- ous 'forme, mad sometimes ei few hours tieley en tbe trettintent means the ken of M. little Maw 'Baby's Own 'Tablets is the nest medicine la tho -world to prevent :th000 troubles, or to care them if they .attack the little W'hat shrunk your Woolens ? Why did holes wear so soon ? You used common soap. MIT O Po,,EDVCES l&ZIPENSI4 Ask fir the oast,* Rat. GOODCOMMENDATIONS. Lady-"Iletve you. heal macb exper- ience as a coon?' Applicant -"Oh, indeed X have. X was the cook of Mr. and Mrs. Peter - by for three years." I 'Why did 'you leave them?" "I didn't leave them, They left Me. They both died." "What of?" flow'sThtS rnoist ISA.BY'S DIA.RY. -8 lona-Woke up and howled. 6.10 -Man grunts, gets up, and carries me about roont, afust be pica for him .to be able to walk :so fast; .1 can't. ' • . 0 15. --Man, treads on my rettle; bowl. Man talks to himself, ' e.t.a. -Baca to bed, 8 a.ra.-Clock makes pretty noise! chuckle. Iran says something to it Woman says, "Johni" Man grunts, and gots up. . • ID a.m.-Washed and dressed; feel miserable. • 10.1.0. -Climb into coal -scuttle; lutinlY- • 10.80.--Discoyered mad Pulled out. Got to. be washed again. Horrid nui- sance; don't.. see tbe good oi it; dilly. get dirty a.gain. • 11. a.m.-Fall down stairs; given; business transn.etions, . and fino.ncla y able to carry. nut any obilgatione made by his arm. WALDING, EINNAN &MARVIN, • Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. • Hall's Qatari% Coro is taken Intoenal- ly. acting directly upoei the blood and mucous surfaces et the system; Testi- motaals sant free. Price,. 750. per bottle. Sold by all DruCgiSta• Take flail's ramily for consti- pation. • ROUGH IVOODOV,IS. . . Nenlinally there is, 'freedom ell the pitess, .btit Many an .editer has been, fined ,crie imprisoned for publishing aihat was •dacraed by the .goirerni,nent' as .infraction •of ithe Paces laws, and no editor would dare to give any aecount of defeat suffered. In time of War, an this wonld surely result in a, ilong 'terra ,of ammrimanement. • , Before a neWspaper. is started•te pe- 4Atimees made requeeting the pprenise sten of,theago.vernment ito•piablislietbe same ; 'and' pramidion znade that •sucit permiselot As granted 'the ,pretai llama Will be s.tiliotta 'obeyed. a :The Paper, ,oilite it 'as started,:-• to sane a ehild's life.. -Mrs. . Artbu.r -Cato, St. Verinmat, Que., sive': "My. Tittle one ?oral. greatly troubled -with colic and: .bowel trouble,but Since ereitig Baba's Otvrt Tableti • the troll - hie has disappeared, and she is. grow-. ing ilicely. and has good health." 'These 'Tablete .are guaranteed to -con- tain ma ottiaten and are safe for .0 DOW born littay • or a well • grown ,C1111 d .. Sold by all medicine' dealere ;his - head in way. ef •bottle; chuckle: .. ttbj'aPtly,: ' ' . .or seht by mail at an cents a 'boa 1. potent': &Parte. 6 p.n1.-Just off 'to bed. Beastly by, writing tlie.Dr. Willis:ins Medicine .' . • to-rnorrona .11ye-bye. . • ' • ... like Tiny's; .his , sticks out and wags. •8.10. --Find dog's tail; wish X hadn't; howl. Dog whipped • and -turned out. Ottickle. Dona like that dog. . and loolc for Tiny. 5 p,ra.-Man comes home with .a. friend. Friend talks a lot of • non- sense and trio to pat ray . head; howl, • 5,10 -Given bottle. Friend gets quiet daY; hope to have scnn° fun Co.., Brockville, Ont. !lows: They are nature ly Jitter-este_ unaer • the- superedsson of the locel 'ing reading for Ciinadians.,a• , offnials. arid 'Whatever they linty deem., IDOIDD'S ICIDNE'Y PILLS IN EGYP'X' .e7 contravention 4 eif the laws in taxes - 'Who Dodd's Medictine (Co., '1_,linited., tion is puninhedaby fine, "Morison', Toronto, Orit:-"-- a -a • !Dear Sire, --I have been' seaming !for seme raeaiths #oita- it -Kidney (Complaint.- The deaten Who attend - .cd me has rem:IAN:filed me to take your pills, '•Doddle "Kidney. Pillsat Atter two. boxes ir got ..;some relief, .13tra unfortunatelye I :have net I been. • elite to go on with itheatreannetita bet* linable . eto ' ...font tiny •Pille in Calve. 'The Chemist who said me the tveri bones has informed me -that ha sent an- order for • some, and hits:been keeping inc waiting nor &iota one, moneh. This is the reason' Why .r am writing to you to Uwe the gel:id- ioms Ito send mo byeretuni of post six boxes for Which, t will pay as • soon as I receive them from the pest. tabling let inc knowett tho. astute time where your branch agency nil • Egypt As. to be found. - • . 'Masking You innantlinpition, • MOICAMED R.A.CHED., . '"Xmlaistibles Lilacs Oe Mat'', . Office ,of the Minister 'of Ilaitiance,. • • Cairo; EgyPt, paws Itairaikit pxr.,Ls' Ea. ilpil- • . MAUI., • . The Daddai Medicine Co., Lined, a, Tonto, .Ont, '. ',,, • Pear S1nge-1 want to purchase six beatea of* Docld's • Kidney Pale, bvt • ... I don't kneree otactly where to apply, •"' ' at Toronto, Mtufailo or Lendon. • 1 sal/pate they teen be emit by eXprean. or registered oneil 'fleet any of tlinee planes. Please iadVise me of ,hew to proceed it ondoe :to get Ole peels -4Without delay. ' • ' atom's truly,' J. X. SIII02,1SO1-T, .i Vlbor.g., V, Mark, i Denmark. i ,NOV TIIE ANS*ER RIXPE0TE11 M an examioation tut tho Oellege of Suegeorai, a. candidate was asked: "What wbuld you de if a man was hienereato with genpoWdeet" • "Wait Until he Caine denern" Was the emenenhee eeol reply. . "Very', good,'! continued Om 'Pro- fessor. "and sitppbee, I .were to Welt you tor sucli an impeetibeet allewer, What Inuffetee Would I put- --,ei motion?" . - . '• "'The flettota and extensere Of nlY arid; for X .Weittla at once knoek you'' tieWil.! e , • , •••..4.11••••04 , . "ge •you really think that •dogs Senietintee peewee Moro intelligenee i' than theiq masters?" Pc.ortain1y. rso gut ofie.pyself that dote!" inent-'or suspenSionsat---total--riboal.-- tien of the ciffending. viper. • It Is needlesate point.,aat 'that, 1111 - der *.t4fiti.lsyStein Terrything -like - free 'Itard oaeraceitialein of ibe proceedingt of moverninent• IS Well nigh. ;laintosele bin, although Ingenicene plans have been ceiltrived 'whereby, -Motto keep - Ing within the atotaral litter of the... law, the editor can .proclaint his . true viewsI the subject under .discesfiena -A ve, 14est, omelet method it to draw. a Satirical ictute oe Japan under the name &Some other tountry. ,,•-•••;,•••,..7.0"4"'","`"••••.'"•••'" . ' 'ADDING x...iirr,rir ' TO.. INJURY?. • "That. is . What I call ,dowaright humiliating," said Mrs. Biggins. "iVbat has occurred?" inquired her 'hilsliand. ' , •• . " ' "The neighbors whe recently moyed next door are going to have com- pany, so" they sent ever to borrow our drawing -room rug. I let them have it, and in a little while they came back and 'said -they' didn't think it Was handsoilie' enough to go with their furniture, and coeld X lend them the Money' to buy a new one." •-• 'MUCH 'TGO ECONOMICAL. No other fly killer compares with StEary,,'" he said, as he scowled a Wilson's Fly Pads in destrective feee ,oner ehe•ernanaetataion enelities. •Insist on getting the genu- ,Toan,,,' she replied, fearlessna. jile. • •"Marye". he said, "wbat kind of a breakfast do you cet•ll this?" Italy's • ludges have. =MY trials. Over 100 Of thelm. have memorialized the. Cabinet for an increase Of sal- ary, "hinting darkly at the poesibill- ties of a strike. ' • • VERY SOOTHIING.. . cali. it an exeelleut ona,"!she fill0 driver of :the stago nhlch was ate•ttirrea, bravely. .4 rolling 'down the 11ocky afountalite 45 "You de?" he exclaimed. -`41Yell:, 1 fast as six. inutes On 'thegallop:dould icion't. I tliink •6. little varlet" oc- keep ahead of it, may have noticed ,easic.nally would be a. good thingthat, a was (writes a correspondent) Do You realize that this is the third a little nervous; for after ea bit he that 'e Mate .bad: -;Orned epennegee .sain . "No use to grip that railing • so "Certainly, John." • • Mighty bard, stranger. We shannt nAnd that we had corned beef for come to the danger Vint fon a while dintier yestordey, e and cold corned "t.e • • beef, for supper?" a . "Then it's still ahead'?' 1 cpipried. 01 course, John. You • wanted "Yes, three n mike alleait; and I me 'to run the house aSecotiomically may say for yolir bandit that hang - as 1cantata" • 'in' on won't do any particular • "Yes, hut---" . For Over Sixty Yeses • •• Mn. WINSOWIISOOTX(ING SYRUP bill twill and W millions of mothers for their children while teethhu Ilsoothes the child, 'wines the gums, allays pain, cam wind mum regulates ths st•nacb snd howoh, awl is the beat remedy for Diarrhea*. Twenty -flee cents a. bath Sold by druggists throughout the world. Be sure owl ask for lone, Woistow's Boonton, settee.- 22-te The Loudon _Crystal Palace aceora- modates more people than any .other building in the world. It will hold 100,000 people. . 11.41 eltotete#01 ‘0,1"*. Potatoes, Poultry Eggs, Butter, Apples Let heeni your consigament of any of theee article* and We will • get you good prime. THE DAWSON COMMISSION" 00 telfIllt3* dor. West rAstrbet enibernat St, • VoltOrill - •-- -• • * "Did he Marry the girl who Could /mint thingS oa eroekery ware?" "No, he Married into Who Could cook things to put into erockery ware." . • tiattie-"Loee of sleep, you . know, Means loos ok botany." Ittiletten"In- titedt Itow long hoso Ott beea trou- bled with ittsoninia?" ft matt inalcro Ito enemies te has loot Mao inientiu gOod," • • . "Yoe 'staid atlaive the anemia of• .elltit don't want to Slide off." Meat consumed in' tins house would "And you won't. If .amytriteg goes bankrupt millionaire." it'll he the' MOW'S arta coach and the alt•ledow, but le—" • whole conceive altogether; and as the "Arid that I ought to plan with drop is plump three . tun/heti feet, znore regard to the expensea'• you won't . have no nee for arnica •or • "Certainly, eertainitre Marne_ b.atine stickin'-paester afterwerdna . hang fit atl.-----" ' • "rvo .boen following your :tnstrue- Honk, files carry -c ata ante dis- easee: Wilson'sfly Pads .klit • don•t; like corned 'beef," • know it, john," • she said, in a the flies And tar contagion t-00.• business -like way. "Tintett ahat • I • 'inakee it Last so long, It keeps ex- A MODEL CHAIRMAN LOWER PRICES USE *ETTER QUALITY OAN 8114 HAD IN Pails, Wash Basins, Milk Pans, ilia Any FIret-aliase Grocer Oen Supply you. INSIST ON BETTING EDDY'S. AININIF" Ar••••••!•, •••••,••••-•-••• - "Sin," said the haughty individual with the unbarbored :locks, "there is poetry -in everything." "I'm sure there is," rejoined tlici .village •oditor. "Even our stove is full of iti" . Maddeck, JUne 11, 1897. 6. 6, & 00. Pear Sire.-MINARD'S LIIsTIMENT is my •remetly for NEURALGIA,' It relieves at 'once. . A. S. McDONALD, BUCHANAN'S UNPABING gown' Merle/wen both stacks and in barns. unloads ad Wads Olt • hay god grain either; loose orbs sheaves. • Hood tareataleguoto BUCHANAN & CO,, Ingerso11,04 2E-34, • YOUR OVERCOATS Allaeu' 14gel lfera4gylctirtitoTclit ral%Illttoatr 2:14 Boz 11 111111111314 °velem oo, ii0h71.`11.1ZALa • HAUNTS OF FISH AND "GATIEe • Attractions for Spowtsmen Ott thd Line of the Grand Trunk. •The Flaring Energies Ravived.—can- • Tee Grand Trunk Raireaty Compann . stint app ication to business Is a tax ',Piro kilt !card that your little and the steam,. ceases to .assimilato tie Bill's. father, ,. • . ' lifts issued a. handsome publicatione upon the energies, end it there bo• no relaxation., Iessitede and depreesion are g , 13111 ot run over," said one. " 'Ote . fotid pirriy. Ix this condition Par-- profusely illustrated with •lialf e -ton sure to intervene. .. These . come from did it 'appert?" ' 'E was picking C. C. RICHARDS & O. . • ..,......i. . . attrective locctlities•for spot , L8011 lite of reilwity. : ValitY I de criptive of the manyi eise beings • nervous irrogularities. up a 'orseshoe for luck,'! replied lit- mares' ngs, 5 Stomach Aro hies. The want Of exer- gge doerpgracisissi °too, alt aottrbeivutivi ngaction.theiidaigs gp jet,' 114 -- Dear Sirs,-4IINARD'S •L tsine;rocril i to64tktip, A. S. mepoivAr.x.. . NT for the cleatztate,ai rola:16T: "' whkre for -a. brief period the 1:af'restitc: . recuperative of . rare power, restormg . - energies. . • Is , my remedy for ICEURALMMGIA.E WIISOfl'Srly Pads. No dead' . given up to enjoyment. 'sot only ilat . Baddeek, June 11,• 1897., regions ' reached by the Grand Trunk! melee's egete.ble Pills will be found a • • , used. . . ' . . . ' '---.-.-- . ' unrivalled faeiliticb for both huntlegn • . . - ' ''Freedie, • come, hero! . X regret to busmeste are east aside and lite le the ailighlands or Ontario" presena . It relieves at once. . . 'flies dropping about when . properly . work as soda as he does." : shing and ttiok atter you." • Your iimewing', but the 30,0001 Wands of the Georgian Bay , ..Thoupt ' .., sand Islands •and. St. Lawreoce Rivet .: er, Rideau •Itiver and Lakes, Lake.Ste . John,. 'and the many attractive loe .. ., 'What makes factory whistles blow say I've gee, to punish you no early in the morning, clad?" "The teacher -Leila me you're the woret cligincer wants to wako up tiVery. in your class.'' ''atebbe she's right, body who doesn't have to go to ma. Only: tresterday she told me I calities in Maine and New 3-Iamtn : shire, present atrial opportunities MA • .. rr krttri .A IIISTORY. ..a.a-•"Triat's rather ash- tray of yours, old' mat. Where did you. get it?" . • 11-,"We1l, there's A little 'battery attitched"te..that. You remetaber air applenart I •totd you my • wife outdo soon after We naive 'married?" • A-"YriL" • . , 13 -"Well, • that's ..tbe -crust: My deer. 'wife hen 'often tried -to .smasta jt, but she can't." . TaIE VALUE OF rrirrixtls. "rho example or encouragemeet of a• fained has proved thee turning point In inane' it lire .• How many dull boys mid girls have been saved from helium and unhappitless by discerning toadies or 'friends weo saw in them possibilitiea that no one elre ouid ilec", and of Which they trete thein- selveti einonscioust • • • •• Those who appreciate tis. who help to build up'hostead of deeteoyipg our. Self-confidence, double ,our pewee of aetoMplisinnent. In' their presence wo feel strong and • equal to almost any. task that .may confront 115. A men •sliould start out in Iife with the determirtation never to ettcrifice lilO friendehipto. Ile must keep them alive or totterifice a part 01 kis man- hood and a part ef his sures. There betWeen hint and there. - "The friends thou hoot, Mid their doption tried, grapple them to thy Ming be a live Wire kept. ontiomally a Neu'. With hooks 'of eteol;" anti, as old trioxide are removed by death or other callisle, do not Mil to replace them. You cannot ellord to narrov7 the circle of yrout friend's, for thco measure of yxour mew toad happi- ness end yoUr useftanees• will bif largely, proportioned to the number •. and quality of your blender. Penees (Iowa aPie°4141Y., Y9u How seldom •does a speaker. get a , weiretnea.7 . • • * • • ,chairmanevho 'has the wfsdoin to • 'I don't!" he eaclatuicid. 4 Tdon'tt make just the right introduCtory Let them run tip! You've got too speech, bet heie is a model. The good a business need for smelling chairman,•ift introducing•the speaker, out ef a boarding-house." • said :-- , "Ladies and gentlemen, I )(lave the . ., Lever's YeZ (VVise Read) Disinfect- honor to introduce to .yous this. even - ant 'Soap POWder Is a boon to ' any Ing the gentleman who is going to home. It disinfects and cleans at deliver an address to us. Be goes the 'same time. ..• to the same chtireh as I do. As a , . pure citizen X reset him- as a per. A "Menai Success depends on what sonal friend of years X' have . the warineat 'regard 'for him; de a neigh he does with his failures. • . bor whose /vegetable garden adjoins' Altgough water isn't intoxicating St makes barrels tight.' . mine---wliy-ewhy, I watch' him. He , .Leyi, Jtra..--"`Fadder., de„ .. shentle- 'wlison'sFiy.Pad3. Each 10e health, -pleasure mid sport. All nhese. packet will kill more Illeii than can localitieta are reached by the Grand inamt sot treys te tiainane engage- ment -ring. yestei•fdaY. comes pte to bo : caught on 800 sheets' of sticky Trunk Railway System. and . onl • shop to -day. ant 'pawned in". __Levi,. paw, cost*. see. • .. testes • easeeense on the ceethlet0.4 8ene•-"riew 'yes he:leok?" 'Levi, • ' a' •• . ' •. Abstracts of Ontario, Mieliiaatt, (hie'" Levi, ,--eeThat's• it!!! exclaimed Mrs. Mas- bee, try und sell .the' shentlemans a Pis- encore, "Make 'em do it Over again and iiNate ITlaanivispsahriere inasnedrteraiinne .1tIhishlee, • Oun,-". All ' pkoken : clown." i Sen.-"Vill .you never learn • to take • interest in to pizness? •Vy aidn't nou . com at the eoncert, as the singers tol?'' . . imtil they get. the thing right." publicetion for the guidance a sportsmen. The Grand Trunk liallk came Out again in reepo.nse to ett ___„:„. ; .. . way haS also issued descriptive 'WEALTH' BAS NO CHARMS. MI d' Li I - • lustrated inatter for cacti district sena • . ear s a meat Lumberman's Fria d erately; which are sent, ,free on ape . lafect-a"trhere -aro times when I care . 1 plication to tfie .eganis of the. Come aothinn for riches -when 1 would not a ' ---- aany and to . 'Mr. J. D.' MaDonald„ .nabler thinge. Te it not?" The. counsel for the plaintiff had Tg 011oAn fr.. t ,: a, T . R. 4 sci muck .as put forth .a hand to no-. -. Cape Town has doubled: . The cen- flinsit,rnictstaPtitiosirin, ceLve- millions.,. ' • .. , sus In Cape 'Colony shows Wet the' Relation of - Kittie--"Indoecil Ttat mut • be P° its capital and se- . • ' aa' - • • . , when you are tired. Of the world barbs manbers 16a,179; an increase .1 and its struggles and vanities -when of 90,313 .ot the census of 1891. ' Keep Minard'sliniatet.to the Pr ise,. N.--210, ' you are Wrorga' been' bullying • the witness for an hour When he thirdly asked • "'Is it ''t'hen when is it?" true that there. are ti aces of insanity, . "When rni sleeping:" in- aciar - 'family?" .. "Veny likelta'.', '- answered' the itaitilese. "My nratidn, ministry, gave it up to become a •fliatut,yeerr,...,whie: was studying for the RACE DOSE'? itiest, and shiest say he: occupies . Not a Bit ef It. • •A man who thougtit his race Wits einpty-handed aaom his door, but al - run made a feed find that brought ways gave hitn. a letter of introduc- bint back to perfeet health. • tion to me. Pore, honest, incorrup- "Ono year ago X was unable to tible, that. it; ,the speaker ofethe even - Portent any 'abler in fact was told by ing. Such a man in politics is like my physicians that they could do a bottle of perfumery in a glue face bottling further for hie, 1 was fast tory-it May moderate the stench, oinking away, /or an attack of grip but it doesn't destroy it. X haven't had left. my stomach so •: weak it Ra,id any- more of him than X should took' not digest any food sutacient say of myself. Ladicti and gentle - to keep me alive. L men, our Medd will now Proceed to "There r Wait lust wasting away, ttak to us" growing.thinoet• every day and weak- er, realln being snuffed Out, simply saline persons have periodical stteckii beCause I could not get any nourish- of Canadian. cholera, dysentry or &ce- ment from food. • titles to avoid the disease. Change of rhoett, and have to use great preeato "Then My sister got after lite to water, etwiting, and green fruit, is sure try flrepe-Nuts food which had done o I 'ng on the attacks. To sUch per. much good for her and \the finally steneulwe would recommend Dr. J. *I. persuaded me and although tto Kellogga Dysentery Cordial as belog the best medicine in the market tor all ie a sqUare, true num in honest pal- rather a lobe -se -me pesitien, So broad, so bountiful is his character that he has „never turned a tramp food had done me the least bit Of etrref If a few are good my totortuteli handled the Grape- nottieditnottfurther troubl: ext l`glits front -the first artd this supplied perienecd. the nourlehment I hen needed. lit " three months 1was so strong Toll Should keop Viur old love -let - moved from. 'Albany to an Francis.. ters, One of tho fametut •Lord Nol- en and now oli MS' three twain eg sores has just been sold ureter the Crepe -Nuts and cream -every -day. Kummer •for $5.150. am etrong and 'vigorous antt do life . • teen hours work,. • al' believe tlie sickeSt.person lit the your soul yearns • for higher and . Sumraer Croup -- A croupy cough is a dengeropithing. . for the intle.Iontsin summer time. The • • foyer that...accompatdor it is liable to 'cause serious illness. any* theta . . • , . • . • 7 Ni To proee 'yeti 'filet Tie a• artutitnixtriftret:g shdoh s Pties , and every forrant itchinit ' • • • likedingandPrOteudhltePtle ConSilmptiorA, /menials in the (lair Proel and ask your neter c • tors whatthey think of it. Yon can use it and . ure he. Lung ;Oie roarinfaeturers have gitarauteed it. ores. , cet.your nidney back if not cured. 60e a box, al • • TOMC .11 dealers or NOMA NOON.BATES & CO.TOr01220 • It is easant to take, will curo.them Dttehase's Ciinttivonel - quickly and has no unpleasant atter • effects, Wilitard's Liniment is used by Physicians' world .could do as X do, eta three -------------- - • Richelieu St laintarlo meals of nothing but Grape4futs and cream and Soon be on their feet agate; in the flueli of best health UkeA1110010N Met,' "Sot only am X in perfeet physical health Again but in' brain is strong- er and clearer than it ever WAS on the Old diet. X hope you will, write to the names I send You about GraPe-Notes for X" want to me my. friends well and rotrong. "Just think that a .ear to X- vine dying but to -day, although X ani over 611 years of ago moat people take one to be lege than 40, and.1 feel just as young at; / look," lenme given by Poetuin Co., Battle Creek, Theree e, reason. took for the little book, "The Road to "%Yellville" in eat% pkg. . • ,, • . :„- There.41.6. many'ainitation0- Of Wit. nOn's ay Pad;, all ore cbeap and tomparatively tieeless. be -sure to. • •get Wilson's. THE PENALTY. ""•.' OniA.NOED HER, . At en dtaggiefe,. 26o, 60o and $1,00 is battle. . which he took .a cruise. It was • a. had been read over to him the wag- Sinitti • (neatly married)--:"Doin very,weii.:attended serwice, overt sail- iiiti*ate, who was it somewhat porn- tenti think we had better jay agiee Or not on duty being there, and after Potia indiviatta.1, mid severely : something for a; rainy day?" Young it was over Nipling said to one of 'Young nian, ; the charge against Wife-"Cherlea, dear, -ram so glad tho atektek "Aro you obliged to • at - .e ne • Kipling once described tho Suntliiy. morning service of a battleship on The young man had been summen- ed for, assault, and after the charge you is that you tried to kass this Veit said that; While I was out tend these eervices every Sunday' young lady against her will, What have you to say for your -self?" "Only this, year Worship," eplied the prlioner, who Wee just as good- looking it. young ntan ea one could meet in a. hundred days' .journey, "that I am exceeding sorry. indeed, that I was unsuccessful. When I gaze upon the lovely face and the rov lips of the young lad n who Manes: the charge, 1 feel that, it, hed been eueceseful in in•y attempt to kise her, I would have paid aria fine, or undergone any sentence with the utmost theerfulnese." A smile paseed oyer the court, and then the complainant, .rising from aer seat, said : "Your worship, tf you don't Mind, 1 should -like to withdraw the charge await*: this gentleman." There , was an witaistakable ereplia- sie'on the lest word, and the magige trate, Mailing tel the ofileifils, allow- ed the young man to- be discharged. "At what age do you. cOnsifier Witten the most ehanniug?" Mated the ingitisitive female of More or letn uncertain years. "At the age ef tho atotnan who •askeil. the .question,4 swered,the man, who was a diploma- tist:- ONLY ONE .CONPoNr3ITTON,„ • raehionable Ileetess (engaging tent 0111Sietell)—"T shall want yen to play three .or four pleeee at my reception next Week." Eminent Musieltate-"Do you prefer steame jowl 43 pan. ifailyUUI ; front 8Cohmooptihninglieemtimho2crv, Ithfaeinvilelssohn, or Toronto, for Charlotte, Port.. of rashionable Itostese--"Olf, " My- itocheeter, ICingston, Xelands thingWihl tin that's not loud. of Points, :Drockville, Rapids pet; Law. course, conversation must not be rence, 1V/e11tre41, Quebec, Itluvray Bay, .tereeeav Tadausae, Saguenay River. . it ill an Officer Of the Late of Malta. HAM E.rOf1 Mb tiiiiirRral. Liget, ...when tailed in to attend e. dieturb- Steen:kers leaVolatuailton..1 p.m., mice it searches out tho Itialatpeitee, PlaCe et painand like 6, / Toronto 7.ae pan., Tuesdays, Thurs- , Jays Mottle upoMardian Of te n it and says, "X mama days and Saturdays, Day of Chdroto you." itetistance is useleote, out the law Pointe, Montreal lotermediato ports. Ilt ihtugir vi.,,trulnivri trr.Peer= LOW siettea or/ violas utak to' Electric Oil wa* originated to ett* force that so:internee. Porther iriforinatiOn apply to ft. di _ , _ — ....,.... 0, agents;or write It. roster Olinffee, at N ty490 Western Pawner Agent, Toronto. 1 1$011:72 NO. 80-.04, 4 shopidng•this morning X bought two Morning?" "11-0-510, said the sail - Wed)! silk umbrellas, ono for you or, "not exactly obliged, hut •our end ono for me." ' grog Would be stopped if we didn'tai, ' •••••••••-• 9 leeplessness.--When the nerves .are Mhiartstiplinentli -used by Physicians: nt;strunff an4A11°. whale jjedY' 1,6rea to wretchennesit, *hen the mint Is fil • ed with gloom awl dismal . forebodings, • • the reratit of derangement of the diges- Small Tommy --"The teacher want- tive °roles, sleoplosanes6 roines to add cid to box ray ears this morning," to the distress. lf only.•tbe subject neeheima_vaeow y u enew ea could .pieep„ ;there would be oblivion for did?" Small Tommy-'" Calle° je0,7114e0e:enaleotTATarage rculAf• offerng: • wouldn't haVe boxed 'eta if he hadn't duce .sieep, hut win ea so benOncidity . .i• that the subject will wake refreshed and restored to happiness, .• wanted to, • o. Neuralgia of the Heart An Ailnient Which Terrifies its Yictirni—Indicated by Pains About the Heart and Quicit, Loud BreathIng—Cured by • R CHASE'S E MPS F • • e Is quite natural to be alermed anathhig lielp me until tend Din when Hie :heart becomes affected, but cCohuttIsde'istoNt eltves**5 obdede ex op t sitt.4 tbere hi no reason in despair en bo.. in` giVulpieri: thl.trhoegin nAttn ectol otrietahtellIdelrleta: ift4theettregdr.eat ajorlty of heart de- MI pante abOlit the tweet end the rangemeas are due to exhituation of quick, loud beating. The change the nerves and a wate17 condition ot which Dr, Chafte's Nerve Food haX the blood: 13y overcoming these made in my condition is wonderfui4 ealiees Of trotible With the nee of Xt has entirely Ovet'coree these roYmir, Chaile'e Nerve rood, the heart, toms and is Making me strong and Will bo restored to health and its, rw614110.v0 xtthothmisuirsetraintroart Owtiii61.01.101pyot.: ttelittir°,11 ttjgemallie.ostaG°.14alahrtn, irdoieterville, are at liberty: to use it." York County, NIX, writee have , Chase's Nerve rood, 50 eolith so been a great sufferer front voket tlio box, six boxes /or $2.50, at nil dealt doctors said Was neuralgia of the era, or Ildmantfon, Pates 6., heart. Tint pain etartth ed in e hack Toronto. To protect you eguinost of the neck and worked dowite-litto imitations, the portrait fold eignae tho region of the heart. Though / turn of Ih•. 'A. W. Chase, the fitment had taken a lot of medicine of Mee receipt boekauthor, are on everyl kind end another., X could not get box,