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"Ton WAN the prettiest One at the
ball last night, Priseilla."
-' .4AI,
"1"lariged if you wasn't, pet!" •
Priscilla Put her handl) over her ears
end t•epeated the worda "you wasn't"
With ti iral:NO. gratuniatleal seOrn.
"The deuce! IV* that eld ittilgtetIe
. business again, is it, Prig?1 et111't
. tweak off tett habits,not even the Men,
nal one or loving you, wire,"
',Somewhat mollified by the tender
hare of his words, Prisehlit put on lier
trite riding habit andwas adjustiug
her. hat before the glass When Dan
Called up from the lowee hall:
"On, 'Priscilla: Were it yen who took
iny glov es on the hatrack?"
PrIscilla'a reply, •"It was not," was
of so severe and stately a character
that Dan down below shivered with si-
, lent glee, while up above the mirrer
relikted to his wife a countenance
over the judicial sternnesa of which a
flickered like simmer lightning.
They were soon cantering dowlntelis,e
beautiful Image lined .country an
Dales dog, Bev; houadiug 'along. be-
• •
"Will WO gtCt by Jackson's lane, Prig,.
• er neresathe glen pasture?" •
"Wilk we go?'" echoed the girl. "Dan,
• your grtinnuar will kill tile yet."
"What's up now, Priscilla?" inquired
. letn blandly.
• "It Is site to•you, Dan, to Use your
1.'eltalls' and •wills' properly,"
"Great Scott!" groaned her. hushand.
uses slang." •
Ignering the interruption, his:wife
persisted: •
"You should say 'Shall we go down'
I Jackson's lalie?' •
I "I see, Priscilla.. • Yon shall go down
Jackson's lane. WIletAer Y.OU Will ,or
•not." •
"Dan, you are Sinitily absurd," half
aughed, halfpotted his mentor, , who
vas it bride just front Boston and
• doted on "language," each -language as
shuddered at the trenehifig of finar•let-
, ters upon the •initiat.ones Of 'the Word
, following and to *whom Italint "a" was .
fetisb ,aller the undefiled use of the sfu-,-
tures n cult.
• Dan's 'childish -associations had .beeri•
more withtegre servants •than with
grammarians, all etVing: to • the death
of his mother and the • indolent irre-•
sponsibility of his -father, . He Was un-•
hle to obange theliabits of speeekor..
lifetiine andeven thought,lightly of
the "serupulosity"o expression:Of the
• few 'Yankees lie had kneWn.. , •
He feli in lots with Priacilia. "head -
Over heels—boots and nil" as, lie ex7.
pressed It, when she came • on a visit ••
to an aunt of his living neay OWit-
• ancestral *home. •. Thai .be had been
;able, to win the girl's heart showed..
.. that love laughs, at grammars, ..as .w.pll
• as at locksmiths. • . •' .. •
. She thought. So trivial •a matter as
• hie -verbal inrmetraeles could be easily
Mended,' and, he believed that what to
• hint,..Washer puritanical primness of
language would Soria -give veaY before:
• the breezy ease and entrarinneled free
dom of manner and speech' or hie .
loved solith,disdainful: of cramping
• rules and -techeical formalities. • In
• short, • he was • at, .edtetited"' Man in -
whom carelessness -of ,expreseion Wart .•
Ingrained, yet whose vital,: and Vigor- '
ous !denswere wont ±O put' to rout -
•"Iiis wife's valiant onslaughts In the
line of rule andmodel. ••
His wire would attack . him • With
lutskin, to Which he. wOuld.listen with
a it' impatience .oaly kept Witlihrbounda.
by his love for her.. • • • •
• '
"Listen, pan., to •What .1.1e• says: • 'A • -
well educated'gentleinan may.. not
. . .
know many languages—may• have read
• very few books.. 'gut: whatever lea—
gunge he. knew he .knows •precisely;
• whatever wOrd he proximmees he .pro-
nounees rightly; .aboye ali, he is learn-'•
,ed in the.peerege of Words; knows the
words Of true deSeent and • .ancient
blood at glance from the words Of
• modern canaille:. rementhere all their
ancestry, their Intermarriages, diatant
relatloitship and offices they •held in
any Gine and in any ',country.' Now,.
isn't that fine, Dat?" pleaded Pris-
cilla.
"And while this. mat of •'words w'as
raving up their . Peerage his" bosom:
• friend was stealing away the heart of
• his • wife, and the foundationsor his
• home were eraithling boneath.hiri feet
- I don't know ' the ancestry"of many'
Worde: lint there Is ono that Is of .my
• own descent.' It Is the word 'honor.' •
' You will alWays hear me speak that .
I plainly with the true Carroll -ageent in
om• home, for myself, for You and or
the children who may be etirs, please
• "Oh, Dan!" whispered his. 'wife soft-
ly. Anil they discussed grammar no.
more that dn.
Nevertheless, when they were canter-
ing along together. Pristhlres ears were
keen to ina.rk what Wassaid amiss by
h c.r i II:113;1nd4 emboldened by', his ever
patiente With her grummet -I.
•
!cal excin•sions. : • •
"1 feel like 1 tun the happiest man..
uli; 0 teday. Priscilla."
"I heorreet use of " broke in hitt
tv: re, knolk ing better, but disregarding
the finer.
"Tint. Pies, 1 don't feel 'as 1f1—it'S
that I feel. And, new that
it• of; it, I don't feel like 1 was the,
tizie,iest man alive. Have I correeted
m: r • .••
krieW She Watt venturing too
far, nut when de we ever folloW
4t Pot igoSt lintdings ? ••
"Ain, if you hive nth as yet say yen
,!o yon Would' take More pains•to •seeak
ewreetly. Your and 'wills' put
.1- wontd make Inc .sleep better.
• , your shoulds' and "weulds'
...• w,-,uld fall into- line and keep
p toy bliss would be complete."
11 irtn't phIttnitthd to Mortals to be
ierfoctly happy, I'vlsellla. Yon know
• the' ancient; used to pray for some
• suoderate reverse when things wont
,00 Swimmingly, Let 1110 1)0 your 'Mod;
• 'rate l'OVCirOO,.' little lady." -
"Yon are my inimoderate perverse,
„bum You always ,tety "Hadn't 1 Vetter
cor When you know as well as 1 de
Mit you should say ,Wouldn't 1 better
gar ${
All of a sudden to their startled vi
*ion appeared around 4 tUtil o 01
nartow lilh road a Wain tearing with
breaknot,h, tipecti down the steep way
up which their horses were climbing
and on wide!) It was impossible to pasS
them. The driver was throw') out ati
they rouuded the curve and contdbe
• seen struggling up from a pile of mkt;
• upon Nvhieh he had been hurled far be-
low in the ravine which skirted the
• road.
The carriage was bounding violently
from Nide to side, The two woinen and
child in the back seat were at the mer -
of tife terrified horses that were
madly running directly toward Priseil-
• la and Dan. Another womefit and they
week' be upon them. At the foot of
the bill was a reeky ford a-11RM'; to en-
gulf the fitted occupants of tlie vehicle
If they should melt it alive. -
Paralyzed by tear, Priscilla knew in
a mime of terror that.Dau sprang from
his horse, throwing her the bridle.,
Then she saw him through ti form
dimmed haze rush :last in time for the
.•salvation of them all straight in front
of tbe nmadened brutes with arins out-
stretched to stop them. She heard his
mastertul command, "Whoa, boys;
whoa:" as lie made a dash for their
foaming bits.
He sprats; nimbly from side to .sIde
to avoid being trampled under their
hoofs. Again awl Again it seemed that
their brute strength would everwhelm
him its they plunged forward straining
to get free.'
The .man 'and the beasts strove, it
seemed to Priscilla eternal ages, until
jet last, at last, he Was conquering
them. •Withmouths dripping bloody
foa la, eyes starting from their sockets,
• they finally stood trembling, but:still,
save • for an occasional- trampling and
elfamPing of their bits. This„. too,.
4.!eaSKI. at Don's command:
"Whoa, boys! Steady, boys!" •
Their brute instinct responded to the
master ,without • fear. He' stood . at
sit'oltin4: their manes.
Even thee Priseilla realised In a dim,
.11'1%1.M:tied Way a thing that was better
• than the subjection of sigma and sym-
terule and law. I ••
She emerged from her crteible Or
• agony with an aching relief- that her
husband.was alive, while her"atvn
shriveled, by the refining -fire, sew hhu
• tvltli a hirgee vision, a 'deeper •nnilep.
. 'standing. •. • . • . •
..Prinidly she. Marked his chivalrotta
bearing townril the trunerved,...fright-,
' ened W0113011, WhO eXploit Ai-
:. words of hitensest gratitnfie. • .
' _She eoted with a swelling heart his
bluff kindness..teWurd. thebruised and
• di tresSeil driver' 'Who clinic limiting
up to see the extett of the calamity,
•';40edY end battered. •from • his terrible
. . .
ile
.,ivade light of what•he had done,
.eallIng: it "nothing." • •
. ,•When the' trembling: .anitnalS Were
IRIIte vadified, greatly to PrIscilla's ap-
prehension; her husbainfitireed the ve-
-.10 V: '11 c -m.114: nbent-,,a thing not done
thou t nitwit 8(10011.the naryow, shelf
er•74 !Tonfl-:--got into the .caFriage• 'and.
toOk the reins..with,o firm hand todrly6
the 'ladies • totheir lionte, Which was
but .4 mibo or so back," they had fold"
• 'Priscills. led his- horse fer hiM
anti! he Copia _demi* hia charges'nt
their. own deor. •• •
• '
r tod .knotked up to
:drive," lie tactfUllY explained ashe•,
saw. the ladles ticum lolls at the thmight.
of being 'trusted „again to their unlucky,
"
John.
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"Dan, Yet are simply .greatt"..Priacil-
•.. la toli him as they rode doWn the hill
•thwitrd hoino: "rui .proud of
you. through and, through. But. prem-
ise Me, never, never, teyet again' to
take.so drOttatil a Tisk; It inakeS me.
:-faiet 'but teithink pf IL._ What if, those
auful runttWayhersealiad•kuled your
iid Slic,sltuddeted. ' • '
``,11teir4 you could, should and would
. have been a •widow, Priscilla!" •
neither will nor shalt* nor could,
' should er •Wortid he a Widowl.'• I'll die.
:when •you -; do, • Emir sobbed PriSdllIa
• hysfericallY.' • • -
' "Never say die, 'lithe -ea We Will
be happy. • Nothing. shall Prevent it;
my Priscilla!" • •
:reached. out Icer hand to him; and .in
their clasp thrilled :between husband'
'and Wife the love that is above and
be -
9"d till sneeeli and language,
"You are a hero, Dan!" •• The girl
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The Clinton News -Record
• INDIA SUPERSTITION,
T*Plesti Stove Illustratins the nee
lief In Aulorol Gbooto.
India i full of animal ghosts, (rola
the Himalayas to Cape Conforin, if the
natives may be bellexed, Here is a
, typical ittory:
"By the beard of my father, sahib,
speak straight words," said an oid
harnmedall Mahout. "One evening *e
I were hunting wild elephants in the
jungle for our hard, the maharaja of
, Gidhaur, 1 saw a large tusker alone
I by a pool. Ilis calor °was grayish
white, and my heart beat fast, for'I,
thought Allah had been gracleus to
me and had placed in my bands that
greatest of all prizes, a lord wbite obo
pliant. Cautiously I urged my own
tame elephant toward him, hoping that
while they made friends I could bind
him fast to a tree by the rope. )fy
beast trumpetedin terror and trembled
A.ROOMY ARNICHAiR.
Kase by Watch * Sabootaatiall One
Mu/ De Stade at BoumA good, roomy armeltair ku weleome
in every home In making the skett•li
and • Measuremente or the ehair Illus.
tutted, vbbel1 is a very t)mfortable
pleee of furnitere, great care was taken
to allow for a generous seat, with nrms
broad enough to sit upon. The sides
were put together Amt. The uprights
Violently, but goaded him on, and
1-9
then when I put MY hand on the white EI -C441"
elephant I felt nothing but air. It Was
a ghost elephant,. one of those ole.
phants wbl0heome back after death to
walk the earth because in this life they
went forth and murdered men. I went
from the spot as if Shaitan himself
were at my heels, and soon afterward
I made a pilgrimage to Mecca to avert
the curse. But my elephant fell sick
And died."
.•
Prot:ion tlIto,convext# Hardt.'
• An experiment*waa. made hundred
years ago or so on the •,,i,later ca-
nal, in England, to prove, •isnvexity
of the earth. At intervals ye miles
in a straight streteh of the canal three
posts were driven until their tops were
Precisely six feet above the surface of
the water. Then careful measurements
and observations were made from ei-
ther end, with the result that the top
of the center post was found to be
some distance above a line drawn from.
top to top of the first and last posts.
• The. experiments were repeated a
number of tlnies, always with the same
result. This proves for ordiaary per-
• sons that the earth is convex, but sci-
• entists reached the saroe • conch:miens
.hy more scientific ways.
•
• •A Ware Th1ng.
•A wittsr. Individual ote morning wa
gered that he Would ash ;the Same..ques-
tion �f :fifty different persons and To-
:celire 'the". sante' answer from ••etieb,• The.
-wit Went to first one and then to at -
other tintil he had reached the number
• - of fifty. And this is .how'he won the '
' bet: WhisPered, ..halfaudibly,. to
. • • •
•
. "I ally, have you heard that Smith• .
has failed? ." ' • • •".• • . • . •
• "What Smith?" queried the 'whole
fifty, oneafter another, and it Was de
. Cided that the het bad been: fairly won..
—London Tit ifs
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An Eye to '113nslneSs. • •
So you are goling to send bus betters
•back,. are. You '1" asked ..the' biped. • " .c
• ."Tee,". replied. the brunette,- With •
.•••tharsin her eyes : not until I.
have copied them all....They. will make
a splendid; hook; and 1 have 0. lovely -
title for them ialrearly, ;The Letters Of
'a :Lazy Lover.' " • • • •••
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A Telltale SlIro• .' ".
"Old•Blinker is a 'confirmed baChelot
• isn't he?" •• • • '
• -"Yes, but I sin Sure tha•t Ile was once
engaged.", • .
"Why?"•, • . • .
• "Because he tellsine there Was a cer,
tam period of his life when he is to
' church regularly" '
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• .„ • • • .
• Her Intonerpus-Itival.
' Tess—They went to the lake -diStriet •
• on their wedding trip, anti Ethel was .
wretched: Bess—What was the trou-
ble? Jess—George fell in love' with the
• scenery.
eor-k ,anfl PisietIee. .
"Tes," :said the: then in the, waiting •
room at the Station, ."above all other
quahiti
er nein 'is more eften•unscrunulous than,
• • •
not. Deeds of daring are ;invariably• '
prompted by a lucky impulse and the
othirst for fame, -while your -brave man
- 18 never Without his shareof conceit
Pi11crnt1iropy and pomposity,Should
In many eases be spelled thaSittne way.
• No, my frienil, there is nothing that will
stlind..the rough Wear and tear of this
life like honesty., and my constant
watchword to my little sons here is, 'Be
hones( and you can snep, your fingers
et the world and its verdict.' "
Then .116 went 'to the booking °Mee
and procured two half ticketsfor the -
little sons (aged sixteen and seventeen
respectiVely). •
• 'Warn ed. • •
• "She told me that -I might hone."
• "Better look out! I've • known girls
to ray that when they intended: to
0081 CIILL.O.",,-P110t.- •• •• •
WORMS AS .O.ANN MAL&
•The e7rtliworni one of the
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0110 Mehtber of the 11xtby IlrOod DAIS
AWOL° Rest,
most peaceable and respectable crea-
tares in existence,. feeding chiefly 013
• earth, though not disdaining little bits :
of vegetable or animal matter, . The
latter might possibly incltde pieces• of
defunct friends .or relatives, but there
would be no mallet in the matter. Yet
thiS eame creature is InVarlably it can -
pitied. of the work. type When it begins
• The Parent worm lays.qUite a nuro-
bet of eggs In a little horny cocoon,
which also coetains it ntitritious fluid
tor their benefit. .0n this they feed
. when Welling takes place. One mem- '
• ber of the brood, when thlit stpply is
. used tip, turns its attention td the re-
• minder and devours theIn all. Thla
• unscrupulous and, *Melons .yottng
Worm then conies out • of the oecion
• and for the rest of its eXisterthe tries
by a blameless life to atone for its Jo-
venile atroeity. • In some creatures of
the jellyilell kind the Very egg itself is
eddicted to this revolting praetice. It
is an irregular particle of living Blithe,
by which Its weaker sisters are engulf.
ed and digested,
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,Ills Ealanee, '
• jinkins—How is your son ,getting.
along in hiS literary labels? JoiLins
famoitsiyi You shoull see ,lioW'
gracefully' he carries his pen behirld
his eat —Boston Transcript,
6.1
PLAN 61' SCAT
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. FRONT
„• ELEVATION '
nets os arum •
were held in position with dowele and
glued in. The lower sidepleces eon-
sisted • of • two boarda nailed together,
the inside ones' being seven -eighths of
./11.1 inch lewer and that much less in
'depth than the outer ones to allow the
boards for th° seat to be flushed. These
sidepieees were nailed to the legs and
put •together by placing front and back
beards In mortises and gluing them be-
• fore setting them in place. The back
rest Was a three inn post sawed .18
half • and mortised, with cresspleces
nailed' in. ; The stick to support. the
'back was one inch square. The chair
was stained with. Flemish finish. - Tbe.
back rest Was.hinged to the back beard.
513 indicated in 'the- illustratien. The
'back be ,Were made .shorter than the
front ones. The cost was. $4.75. --Le.
rhea' Home Journal. ••
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,M.ATRIM04Y: .
•
Do.N.at 'Enter' into It Herely For the•
Sake. of a. Home.
"While.the copingstone to a •woman's
life fs .nierriage, I would • not advise
Any girl tomarry merely for the: sake.
of a.honte, 1. •• •
Unless she niarries ter. love she had
• better remain a spinster. •
.• ;When two • people '.w,bo 'have .beet
reared In videly difeeting•Atmospheres
•cOree together for Weal or Wee it takes
a great •deai or 'thee on both, Sides to
keep.the matrimonial •Wheels running
••Smoothly.,, •
Thvgiri Who has married sininlY."ta
gain:•a- home Will -find that She 'a ants
-mii.re• than a rooftree to inake life 'nip-
• • .‘• ' •
•
., Existence will cease to he ajoy, and,
• What is worse, she Will lose her own
self. respect Far •better that she had
•reinained single. • - • .• •
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The :•unitarried• :Woman,- though she'
may 'net•ee strike the keynote or tine,
'ininniness:. "dint ihe• happily married
woman does, May still leadan exceed?
• ingly 'contented and 'useful life. •
Let no girl think that in order fo be
happy:she =1st Marry, ••• '
•• If she :fella in love with• the rigiitt
man and he With her,.1 advise her by
all means to marry him, but unless 'She.
• is quitestre that..he is. the right man
• she ha•d better dwell in single bleised:,
•pegs, • ; • . , „.
• It is no disgrace 'to be an ,oid...mtild,
but it is a keen, sorrow to be tin unitap-
:I.V wife. -- Beatrice Fairfax in New -
•York Journal. • •: • .•• ' . • ..-
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, • , -••• . Molasses' candy? •• '-
'• It iO a mistake-to'.rnippose that good
candy Will. hurt children. • A distin-
• guished L'oedon physician, Dr.- Pother,.
gill, Says that mobasses. taffycontain-
ing both sugar and grease Is an Ideal
preventive :for .children or a. censump-
•thie terideney.•• . • • , •::.
" .the foliolving is a good recipe for
Molaisses candy:* A quart of molasses
one half cepful,Of vinegar, a cupful of
sugar butter the size of, an egg. and
'one-half' teaspoonful of soda; dissolve
• the sugatin the vinegar, mix'svith the
molasses and- boll, ..stirring frequently
until It hardens • when dropped from
the spoon into cold, water; then stirin
the butter ' and soda the latter dia.'
soiled In hot Water; 'lever to taste,
give one hard finalstir and pour into
buttered: dis.theise;anleitin•.ces.
Otjo1 and pu,
ll
oo ng Club
• .
• Cleanliness is 'in itself, One kind br
Joyeliness. You often see a girl whose
• features are not any too fine,' but you
remember her .as being neatly clad..
Her collar is Snowy, her cuffs nicetind
carefully pinned... her frock Is • well
brifsbed- and her shoes shiny. There
tire many ways of being attractive,
and to be trim and neat and "clearly"
is one or them., These are the days
when the girl With whispy leeks hang -
trig about het ears aud. skirt Wandering
'away from bodice at thewaist line IS
entirely out of the running. The woman
. Who lias bona fide brains inside. of her
head and who does.'everything welt be
cruise she wantsto will give careful
attention t� the way she gets into heti
elothes.e.,
THE LIEIRAti.
It ShouldBe, Tool to•Ovvhl:zktke AO,
the
In the gradual growth of -every atu-
dent's library he may or may not con-
tinue to admit literary friends and ad-
visers, but be will be sure homer or
laten to send for a ntan with a tool
chest. Banter or later every nook and
Omer will be filled with books, every
window will be more or leas darkened. .
and added shelves must be devised.
lie may And it hard to achieve just
the arrangement he wants, but he will
find it hardest of afl to in e eti Insquarely
that,
inevitable ingot** of the puzzled
earpenter as he looks about h
you actually read all these books"
The expected reply Is: "To be Sure. IloW
CAll you doubt it?" Xet if you asked
Mw in turn, "II:tve you actually tieed
every tool in your tool chest?" you
, would very likely be told: "Not one-
half AO yet, at least Ms season. I have
the -others by Inc to USO as I need
them." Now, 11' this reply can be fairly• I
made in a simple, well defined, dis-
tinctly limited occupation like that of
a joiner, how much more inevitable it
Is in a pursuit which covers the whole
range of thought and all the facts In
the universe: The library is the au-
thor's tool chest. He must learn as he
grows older to take what he wants and
to leave the rest—Thomas Wentworth
Higginson in Atlantic.
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"She says she is Very fend nf Musle..1.?
• ."Instrumental?" ' • ' • •
•"Well, it's '.instrutnental in 'making •
•the neighbors swear When the gets at
the plano,"—Ekelianae. ' •
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..1111,33.Ufaetured Hone..
A greater 'part of -the honey sold in
this country neVer'SaW the•inside of e
• beehive. ,4. Ilttle dextro -glucose, a lit-
tle water and a little levo-glueose make
-Select table honey." • This • is
;quicker than a bee 'can make -tile 2,025,-
JO0'cells neeessary to gathering a pound
of honey.
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, 'Did Animalo• Talk,
It Mai/ be :interesting' to note that
• Jopephus thought that several of the
• krwer animals coulti speak before tile
fall,. and to this day many of the rot-
• tfros of South Ablea believe that the
baboons can•talk.
• Cremated Herself. .
Zaiie SiVar. of Haute -Loire, Fratee,
after quarreling with het husband Over
some small matter, heated.her outdoor
bake oven red hot, crept into it and .
cremated herselL •
liftisseS if Animals. .
The =Inert for the camel are intri.
Ous, but the oldest seems to be gam- •
al, or the "beast with the hump,"
whieh has been thoeght to bea loan
word from Semitic speeeli, but which
has no true Semitic' derivation,
An-
otber loan Word IS the 'mute al), or
hab, for the elephant, which milt's'
in Tamil, in Sanskrit, in Egyptian and .
Semitic speech, but which was prob..:
ably invented in or near India, The
names for the horse are all very vari-
ous, agreeing ohly in their derivation
holt roots meaning "to run" Or "to
be speedy," The taming of •the horse
seems only to haVe occurred in a time
of early oivilization, long after the
separation of the Varioue Atliatie •
stooks. •
•
W.I,IX'Oftx at:
•
• Pretty Lamp Mande.
• To the housekeeper a new lamp shade
ie always welcome. A pretty one is
made by covering a wire frame with
rose pink silk. A. thick quilling of
white silk finishes it at the top. The
• "waisris gathered in by N"Ite,ribbon
and tied in bows every inch or so It is
finished at the foot by two ruffles of the
silk, headed by white quillings. The
rtri:es are embroidered in white flow -
e •
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•
Sick Headache
and Indigestion
• Nervous Systens out order—lIealth•
restoredi by De. thosets•Nerve Feed:
Indigestion and dyspepsia., .nerions, .sick
THE COUNTERFEITERS,
Moo Work 4.4 the Neer.* Sorrko
Itunolsak l'kom Down.
A. secret service man tells er art ex-
perience of hie whet ortat difficult case
of counterfeiting. The district had
been flooded with bad cobra and spuri-
ous notes, and it was hie duty to lo-
cate the plant, At last they drepped
across a newcomer who was living in
fine style. IIe was educated mid very
reserved, and when he get any Wail be
seemed finite indifferent whether any
One saw it oranot, lIe would read hts
notes oa the way home and threw tbe
envelopee varelessly on the sidewalk.
Not one of them gave the ghost or a
clew. Every morning about 7 o'clock
young milkman went to the man's
house and left a quart 'of milk, Ile,
too, was a newcomer, and title set the
secret. service man thlukIng. So be
watched. A stout cook itt the kitchen
always took the can of milk and hand-
ed the milkman tile can lie had left the
day before. The milkman, it turned
out, was the go-between, The milk
cans had false bottoms,and here Mr.
Vine, Gentleman's letters were hid-
den. An intercepted letter led in-
quiries to a bouSe not more than a
few blocke from pence headquarters.
Sure enough, there was the engraving
and bad money plant of which the re-
fined newcomer was the bead.
Not Pretty Theta.
"Hateful thing, she is!" . exclaimed
Miss Pretty angrily., "Pin glad' i'm not
• as mean as she l. ' I'm as much above
her Ps" •
—
"Tut, tut!" Interrupted her fiance.
• "Remember that rosebud -mouth of
• fturs ceases to be a rosebud when it
begins to blow."
Paper of One•kind,
Glanders—It is :mid that PaPer cab
• be used . effec tively in- in'epiug 8 mrson.
warm. Gazley—Tlint is very true. 110-
fllCllibei 8 tililty cltty• I. ,• r, note
of mine once kept me in a perspiration
for timoth. . •
April 7th 14)04
WORLD'S FAIR, t,T.
APRIL 3o TU DEC. 1 190,1
4
ONE WAY EXCURSION Fs.t.V.I.•.:5.
V) out 4. lin: on
To Bilitngs„ idc.lit. 5.15
Colorado Sp•riugs, Deaver, Helena
Butte, Oadtn, l7alt 1.41:e t-ity. No 21,
Nelson,- Itosslatud, B. C.,
tine Wash. t^"..",o to
Pordand, Ore.,
tit at t ,
Vazcouver, Vktoria, 11. C. • ,;()
San Francisco- .end Los Angelus
ealiterniu
Proportionately low ratte.,:G4,41„.er
points.
Tickets on sa:e daily March tat un-
til .April 3011:0, teal.
-SPECIAL 'SETTLERS'. .T,It AIN'S. TO
Can:Alan North-West 'with Colonist,
• SleePing ear will leave Toroato every
Tuesday during March tted ,Apeil. at 9
.p.
Passengers wi..1.1m4t live 510011 should
tahe the Pacific Expr,,,os leaving Tor-,
unto at 1.45 r. - in.
it and Cal inft,lr..
482112811 .1r1m itgunt:, •
Lor• tiebets. ant :Went- at:ott .aPPly to
•V. R. ITIsIgtiisi Toa•n Agent.
A. 0. Pattison, Station. Agt.• •
Laltters
•
. Experienee" tee ellen that reF•tolution
Is n11010. heir) In IliTo.1,.7'IiII:1k1.1,11111et.
•
headache and sleeplessness are among the 0.0.0*
:narked symptoms of nervous exhaustion, and .
on this account are thoroughly and permanently
cured by a course of treatment with Dr. Chases o •T"'" !maitre
Nerve 0
MRS. P. BROWN, 19 •4•
Queen St.,•St Thomas,
Ont:, and whose husband
is a shoelnaker, states :—
"I suffereds a lot with •a..
nervous, sick headache,
• fay digestion was not
good, and. -my nervous ;
system generally Was • e
quite out of order, Tan: •
•
•••••••••••
• .....411411.01141
• please:I to say thatIfooncl
Dr. chase's Nerve Feed'
-,22W the most satisfactol.
• Mrs. Brown. • nerve tonic and healt .
restorer that I have ever tried, '1 can fully
recommend this preparation, knowing it to be
very: beneficial in my, case." -
•
by nc!ting your.increase in weight While
aging this great food cure, you can prove that
new, firm flesh and tissue is being itdded to the
body. To protect you against Imitations:the
lsmOtIs receipt book authori are •On every bor.. 4 ••••••
. • .
• and Sleighs
We have a very
• fine assortment of
cutters and slei-
• ghs. , All made in
• our own shoRfrom
the best of m6roh-
• andise. •
•
.Prices lo* con-
sidering quality.
.Be sure and call
before purchasing.
Repairing • promptly attended to.
RUMBALCra.id MeMATO
• —,ermsrsmas
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intoBt. ? tai
y -f4
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•
0.04 46414*
.:Taiti,)agg
4 . 1.•
be pUb1iS116&" ill The ;
Z .
; • News—Redord
,. each week, beginning
=it and signature of Dr. A. W. Chase, the . •••• •
• April 7th :,,4.402
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12
DR. OVENS OF' LONI)ON
.113 '
ul fitp•geon, ()ell st, 'Specie it.
ILseases of Eye, 1 r, Nose and 'hi
Thr'or-t, Visits Llinita nrontily
• 1,1opERLy'virrEp
i.4•• *- ' ' • • - • -;
r' Nuen,I1' '(als1 rh iruui 1)eafness
treated. "7: •••
. • " • •
r.4.1,0adon bi 211 235,.Quetif a
•
-• Indians 'and A3111'6.10.
Except the dog, the Ilarna and al-
paca are believed to be the only Spe-
cies of rnamtnals ever truly domesti-
cated by the American Indians.
Elephants In CaRtivIty.
It hes been said that in enptivity
elephants always stand up when they
sleep, bUt When in the jungle, In their
own hind and twine, they Ile down.
The reason given for the differenee be-
tween the elephant in captivity and in
freedom is that the animal novel* 00
-
quires complete confidence in his keep.
ere and alWaye longs for libeiTY. •
•
Cliaton Couthe's • 1)rug (te,
- •Store. Xoi
Ety.
TS. A a. tn. to 4 1 ni 1)at•-•
115101 visits,—Tuestlays—Yeb,,. 2,
Mar. T, • AlF41,2, May. 3, May
‘r ' June 2S, luly ?E, .Sept. '6, Egi
71 Oct, 4,.xob. 1, Nov. ;29, • [g:
:I -01r+ le ."'ii.e-rfirMVITIFEir.ilgtizt
44. .
Farming
„,. ix • • ,
FOr Profit
•
Every Farmer should. keep " =
:these three words constantly
' in mind and conduct his farm
• • on strict business principles.'
Guess work and 1haphazard
methods are no lonf•Ter used by
successful and up-to-date far-
mers. •. . .
By reading*. THE WEEKLY
• \.
• Sun', the Farm r's Business -
Paper, you will et the very
• latest and most accurate in-
fOrmation regarding your busi-•'?
• ness.
. THE Sures market reports
• are worth'rnany times thp sub-
scription price to you.
•' Every Farmer in Canada
should realize the full value of
• the service THE SUN has ren.
Z dered hint in a public Way. It
' was due to .the action Of THE
• SID: in giving voice to the
• opinions of the farmers that
the law relating to cattle
• guards, drainage across rail-
• ways, and farm fires caused by
railway locomotives has been
• attended. •
• We will send THE WEEKLY
SUN from now to lst January',
• 1905, in coMbination with
The News...Record
•G AT
3 feet wide, 4 feet tight including hingea and latelt
• IO feet wide, 4 feet hight including binges and latch 5,75
•
•
Other sizes 111 proportion,
TUE PAGE •WILRIZ FENCE CO. tisnitedh Montreat, Winnipeg,8t John
° For $1.76
SuOpllod
by us Or
'Oda denier.
.Sold and erected by ;Ed. Lford, Clinton.
lo.tten.bitr Street Works
• Direct in:porters. than.
sb;rt...s.'441artiFig• eed.
, G.SEALE' & Co:
Have your sale bilis
printed at this office
andthe sale is adver-
tised free in the col-
umns: of The News -
Record. We inse
the'Lentit'e.contents o
the bill whibli of itself
is worth the price
charged for the bills
themselves.
YOTJ MAY NEED
Horse route bills or
cards. Ilre have a
good' assortment of
cuts and our prices
are resonable. Let's
do the work for you.
1WHOCOri
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