The Clinton New Era, 1902-10-31, Page 6•.-
^ October Mot, 1902
Immeuse Forgot WherBe Bad Found
Gelds
Opporturyity.
"There's it Mall with a hard luck
01,••••••••••
.For getting a Beautiful Watch
awl Chain free.—No Money
Required.—EveryMan,Wo •
Wu, Boy, or Girl Has the
same Opportunityunder
our System, .
In older to have Dr Arnotills English
Toxin ?ilia placed in the hands of all
pereons seffering from bad health we
me ke the following most liberal offer ; -
If yon will send tg Us your name and
addrese and ngree to sell fur es twelve
fences of Dv Arnold's English uin
Pills at 25a per box, we wilt give you
alasolutely free a beatitiful watch and
ehaiu in eithen ladies' dr gentleman's
size, or your choice ot twenty other
prenalume such as fine sets ,of jetsetter,
nn gs, violin a. ro andolims. t ea sets, satt en
skirts, cameras, eec. Remembet we
don't want any money until .after you
sell the pills and you dou't have to sell
any more than 12 boxes to get the
premiums. This is a bona fide offer
from a reliable concern that has given
thousehde of dollars worth of prem.
films to agents all over tee countey.
Remember also tbat Dr Arnold's Eng-
lish Toxin Pala are.a welt known rem-
edy for all diseases of the kidney and
bladder, Bright's disease,. diabetes,
rheunsathon, nervous troubles, and
female complaints, and are for sale by
all first class druggists and deaden in
medicines in all parts of the wOrld.
You have only to show them to sell
them. You are not offering sopiething
that the. people d know. Our
Watches are the regular standard size
for Ledies or Gentlemen in Nickel or
Gun Metal.Cases with 'handsoine il-
luminated dials and reliable time -keen -
ere, watches such as no lady or gentle-
man need be ashamed to carry, and
they will be sent absolutely Free to all
Who sell twelve boxes of those Won-
derful Toxin Pills. Write•at once and
he the firstib your locality to earn one
of those beautiful watcht s and chain.
As aeon as we receive your letter or
post card we will send you post paid
twelve boxes, togettear pith our Muse
trated catalogue and beautifully colored
card with your naroeand address on as
our authorized agent. Bar in Mind
that you will not, be asked to sell any
more than the 12 boxes •and we d 3E1 t
Want any money until after you have
sold them. We bear all the expense
and are only making this liberal offer
asa method of sclverrising Dr Aen
old's nnglish Toxin Pills. Don't delay.,
• writye at once and earn a beautiful pre-
sent for ourself for Christmas.
AddressArnoldMedicine Ca, th.pt.J.A.
50 Adelaide St. East, Tonto. Ont.
Sept 5-3m.
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1 eeid e vItieli ouirtroullice
man derelict to another as they stone
eh
In front of a eap lodging -house. The
Man , to •whom he referred had just
emerged from the building. He slouched
%long in, A. despondent way, with down -
east eyes, /stooped shoulders and thnt
look Of reeigped hopelessness peculiar to
those who have long been weihnigh pen-
elless and never expect to be anything
else. Ae he disappeared. into a neighbor-
ing saloon, the man who had. pointed him
out to his companion resettled his story.
"I knew that fellow well when we
were both prospecting for gold, in Smiths
western Mettles Be, like most of us,
bad been at it a long time without. hate
lug any luck, aud wilts down to hard
pan, when one day he suddenly turned upwitle a bunch of nuggeta rich enough in
gold to make your eyes pop out of your
head. He started in to whoop it up, end
whoop if up he did until, his stake was
gone. Meanwhile lie had told enough to
convince ms All that lto had found a
bonanza, but no amount of perSuasion
would induce him even to hint at its lo-
cation. About the time he went .broke
the 'est gut' he'd been drinkin! got in its
work and he had the 'Wellies' as bad as
I ever saw A man have %M. When he
caine to, his memory was gone. Not a
single event hthis past mild he recall
for months, when some. portions of it
began to corms slowly back to him.. The
location • of his bonanza, where nuggets
of the richest kind could be picked up
from the surface, could' never again he
recalled by him, not even a general idea
AS to ite direction, and to this day It re-
mains Among the many 'oat 'gold mines
of .that locality," .• .
"Gee, that's enough' to make a man
swear off forever, and I'd do it if .1
thought I .ceuld rememberwhere . there
Is a gold mine," said the Second derelict
As he and his companion followed tlic
"main with a history" into the saloon. '
look like, 30 cents," sad
one ito
A Legend. .-
'ISE CLINTON NEW ERA
Ivry. Horri cle Windt'
1 Mr. Haley de Windt; in -one of a
series of articles in Vie Louder Entrees,
dealing with his overland journey! from
Paris to New York, saysi-The natural
charms of Dawson City have hitherto
been sadly neglected by writers on the
i Klondike, and yet it is (m suMmer) One
I of the prettiest pima imaginalle. View -
i el from a distance on a still July. date
the clear, bright -looking town and ger-
den-girt villas. (lotting the green fields
around are less s.uggestive of the bleak
Arctic than of Italy or %tinny Spain.
Stroll down the prinelpat street at mid,.
day, and you will.see a well-dressed but
cosmopolitan crowd of both seices, some
delving And cycling, others inspecting
the idiops or seated at ficeter-bedecked
tables in the fashionable French "Res -
Laurent du. Louvre,". with its white-
Aproned "garcons" and central - snowy
altar of silver, fruit and liors-d'oeuvres
ell complete. Everything has a con-
tinental look, from the glittering jewel-
lers' shops to the flower and fruit stalls,:
where you may buy roses and strawber-
ries. (Klondike -grown) for a dollar
apiece. indeed -you can get almost any-
tide1 now in Dawson City, by paying
. on a scale regulated by the local
dm newspaper, which is sold for a shil-
ling -ane sometimes more. The plebes
here dwarf those of Nome City. Even en
the cheap eating houses, where sausages
..steam in, the window, the Most modest
meal runs away with a five -dollar note.
1
• ,d4 etot a *loofah' 111144.!
•
While Mr, Hawtrey and his company
I• were playing "The Grey Mare" to crowd• :
ed houses in one of our northern town
•
,The following Oriental legend is not,
without its Application in the • West: ,
There was mice a youthful dude earner:
Ali Hamid, and another of • thesame
genus named Abou Ben Aka. .
They met one day in the street, .and.
Ali Hamid enquired. of the other .wherr
he w -
•• "To the • Grand Mosque," he replied •
"for thie is the day when rich •and peel
alike go thither to implore the mercyel
the Prophet!"
• "I am. going there; toe," said. Ali RaM-:*
id, but .first 1 nuist find a beeutifel horse
richly ,caparisoned in order to cutee gooq
, .
figure,"„ • .
"/ envy yeti," said 'Ben •Aka, "for •1 am
so 'crippled with •debts that I am 'ore-
.
pe led to go as humbly as possible., to let
my creditors see that I am retrenching!'
as going.
dear been'd,"- replied -Ali Hamel
lidney Troubles "m;;;\1Y'creditors are Tete es. pressing it,
goers, and it is precisely for their bene
of Children., fit that I ani going to rnake myself a,
gorgeous as poseible to -day." .
They, both went to the Mosque, thi
One modestly on 'feet, and the other rid.
ing upona magnificent high. -stepper. . •
"Ah!" said the creditors. "Ben Aka'
is evidently in a lead 'Way; Only pee what
he has 'come down to!" And the
prenmtly had ?Dim arrested for debt.
On the other hand, they decided that
Ali Hamid must have come into money,
andseletermined-to-leasee-himealoneelm
e moral is that,at (nigh it is no
mime to . be poor, it is sentething very
like elle to appear so '
There are
many mothers
blessing Dr.
Pitcher and
his wonderful
Backacheliid-
ney- --Tab ---
sr his remedy
has proved so
successful for
that serious
affliction of
children—bed
wettinth_at
motheireFe- wide, beeutifel perk thet Surrounded her
ale Itimeepriety.
some years ago, says London "Tit Bits,"
• the care4f the thunderstorm . (the poise
of the rein. being made by the vigorous
. . • • • . .
rattling. of a.few peas in a tin box). was
entrusted. to an old Scotsman known as
Mae, who had been 'employed. about the
Theatre 1140,1 for niftily years and was
now no lonserer as energetic as • he used
eo be. On the first. night the peas were
. not rattled with •sudielent energy , to
please Mr. Hawttey, wile; rushing (reef
to 'the 'astonished Mac, rattled. him, box.
and peas- together, .exclaiming, "Louder,
man, loueer 1 elles. 'e 'storm w.e weet„
% bootch nust 1" ' •
• Shylock was the 'man who:
vanted. •dd011eld.. Of . human. ,
llesh ,There ••a r..e in a n y
ShYlOcksnow,the. convales-
cent, the : consumptive, the. •
sickly. child, the • pale. young
. . .
Wbinin, all want ht. -Mimi 'flesh.
and they.. can get it—take
•
SCott's: gmulsion: ••
• Scott's Emulsion flesh..
and b1oza-7-borie
• It feeds the nerves, strengthens
the digestive organs and they
*ho is diseoura ed by a condition of ill;
health which fa Is toyield to the treat-
ment of fiscal physicians will be glad to
know she can consult Dr. Pierce, by
letter, free. In a little.more than thirty ,
years, Dr. Pierce, chief cpnsultiug phy- I
sichin to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical
Institute. Buffalo, N. Y., assisted by his
has treated and, cured hundreds of thou -
staff of nearly a score of physicians,
sands of weak and sick women. All
-correspondence is held as strictly private
and sacredly confidential. Address Dr.
R. V. Pierce; Buffalo, N. Y. •
After being subjected for some time to an
annoying female trouble," says toe Minnie
Tillotson, of Potomac, Vermillion co., Box
zso, nI wrote to Zr. R. V. Pierce, who at once
understood my suffering, and advised me to
takei hiMedcats •ravorite,PtrdcriVocittist a rit
la)nscraponsitorites., also using itit
ntedigines eight or nine nitinths I was com-
pletely cured.
tun grateful to Dr. Pierce for his advice and
the kind and encouraging letters he wrote to
me. I would advise any woman suffering with
female disease,,to consult hirn. Prompt and
respectful attention will be given and pod
noeurtary Dispute:6
BoundAry disputes usually continue
for long periods of years, but the record
Is probably held by one affecting Huse I
gary and Galicia, whirl% has troubled elis j
border since 1370, and which has just I
been amiably settledby arbitration. Thi I
• area hi •dispute is a tract of land eons( 1
70 miles south of VrACOW, and is Awn.
ed partly by Prince Hohenbalie, a uer.
anti; and partly by Count Zainoyski, an
• exiled 'Polite), nobleman from Posen. Both
liungeriana. and Poles e4serted their
eleinis to this region, and the long die
pute has led to much bitter feeling. The
arbitrator, Dr. Winkler, a lawyer frora
Lucerne, has now decided in favor ot
the Galician claim, Allowing Hungary
only some twenty acres to .atraightee her
boundary,
• advice received by so doitig.” •
• The Common Sense Medical Ailviser,
mold pages in paper covers, is sent free
on receipt of 31 one -cent stamps to pay
expense el customs and mailing may• .
Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Ite
Humor of the Hour.
• The late Bessie Bonehill excelled in
tailor songs, says M.A.P., and her horn-
etipee were fine exhibittiorts of that diffie
• mit dance. Her audienees usually de.
nanded one by way of encore. A sailor
A south coast, Seaport was 50 carried
away by enthusiasm that,in the frenzy
et applauding, he .411 from the gallery
,nto the', pit • • A entities • of. attendants
• ruslied to ea.rry him.. out,: expecting to
and him seriously hurt, but 'Jack sat
oriskly up, feeling his ribs, and. said
elIow much .more, are these 'seats ? I
eon't mind paytngethe eXtele I can see
het hornpipe better filen here 1"
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•*. The London Daily Express. is authiii:
4. for the:following :- ••• • '
A good tale. ie tieing .toldealmet....King_
Leopold IL,' whose uncenventioroil be
havior dear to theheck. of .evety
•• •
Frenehnien. Some •Weeks • ago. he. wits '
visiting•a fashionableFrwatering-
pi
ace, and one •Merning ,Weete down to
the bathing ground to have a dips When
periling out of the water he by mistake
collided with a portly geetleman; who
'
'feed the whole body.
• For nearly thirty ..years
• They were alone, Far away across tne
has been 'the.
joiee to knowJI father% • mansion they .eauld see , the Scott's :Er.n;118ign
• great giver of human flesh..
cure.. The Tablets have a strength- iii' from • among , the' trees, It was. an • :' ' , - ' • •
ening and tonic influence on the eleal spot foie the confession that ha -We wili. send you a- couples cif
longed to make. • . • • i
•. o.u.nces Lieee.,•
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of a positive stately walls of the noble. building eeep-
weak urinary organs of children Behind them the high iron fence com-
and' enable thein to retain' their
water naturally. • • ' ''
Don't let your child. grow , up
with this weakness blighting his
life. Have the trouble cured fix
time before it does permanent .fit-,
Attry" to the hes,ith. •
THE DIFFICULTY REMOVED. •
Mrs. W. M. Glover, Pearl Street, Brook -
moved the whole di oidty prongitly.
-villa, Ont., says: "One of ray children
stored, direiness and. headaches ceased,
that, had been suffering from sluggish kid.
the -system. There is no question regard.. I tem Of terror. ' ' s
nays , read about) Dr. Pitcher's Backache
Kidnit Tablets, and procured a bottle
iite)-e•Vi.e. ) '
•Ing the merits of these Tablets Mir the I "Darling," he replied, "fergive m'e 'if I the aftereome-e.Harper's Bazaar. : VII y, I'd love Sally and -Sal fil. love '
l'Ali," lie iiighed, "I was liappiee when But IOVe ii straw niiiPlehYlaii:Siiiiii'''-'
Dr. Pitcher% Backache EidTablet* -what is it? HO* have I overstep:d the
pletely covered with, sweet-seented vines
shut them off from the greats, eriroinan;
tic world and. made their seclusion sure
and complete;• ,• • '
• "What a glorious afternoon it is," he_
said at last, as her fingers stole into his
hand.
"Ah, it ds hetvenlyr she sighed.; look
ing up out of• her big, soulful .eyes at
him. -- • • •
"I/0W I Wish," he said, "that it might end billiards. He plays billeirdsebest.".
A Chicago Polfeenton.
• "Big Stove" Rowan, a Chicago police: -
man, about whom nany misusing stories
Ire told, is the hero of an anecdote in.
lippincott's Magazine. On one occasion
se towel a Weary individual sitting on
the curbstone, "G'wan bome1" ordered
Rowan. '"Can't," replied the weary one,
and when he tried to get on his feet it
was evident that he spoke •the truth.
He was too unsteady for the purposes
:of suecessfid navigation. 9:1a -ave ye
th' money rr a eab?" asked Rowan.
"No," answered the Man. "Ye can't
othay here," asserted Rowan. "Can't
go anywhere else," said the man. For
it moment it 'looked as if the policeman
would have to spoil his record by mak-
ing an arrest, but he was equal to the
"Get u he sald, •"Pll
help ye!' The man got on his feet, and
the policeman held him up. "Come on
most th' r -road," was the next order,
and the weary one was assisted to the
other side of the street, where Rowan
tently put him down on the curb again
ind left him, "'Tis betther so," he
said. "He's on Casey's beat now, an:
Casey% that arnbitioes he likes to get
•
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13010011. and Allersfous Disorders
Sick Headache and Constipation,
TAKE,
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They cure Giddiness, Fullness and Swelling after meals, Dizziness and Drowsiness,
Cold Chills, Fleshings of Heat, Lose of Appetite, Shortness of Breath, Costiveness, -
Blotches orrthe Skin, Disturbed Sleep, Frightful Dreams, and allNervousand Tremb-
ling Sensations, etc, The First Dose will give reliefin twenty minutes. This is no
fiction. For a Weak Stomach, Disordered Liver and Unpaired Digestion
, and they will be acknowledged to be WITHOUT
they act like "Magic". Every sufferer is earnestly invited to a Box of these Pills,
seecumws PILLS taken as directed, will quickly restore femalesto complete
healtle They promptly remove any obstruction or irregularity of the system. •
Said by an Druggists in Canada and U. S. America. In boxes. cents.
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ho Bolriflor
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The Best Talking Machine .
old.e:lohtiwme. tosulayi e:wppioclynwan IT( joviirtne ttrodyt et 4r lettimrasetearanu.rir soi will lsoiernagao nef ten. r tyno kindrdaseasoBoe fabneyoci.n og pOot oiromoi ec $ se, 1(4r5sit. 0( vo tt oowr 411 Sen41 op.10 oaxys.
$1 00 cash and $2 00 per month.
'Meaty Gram -o -phone is mete in Canada, and is sold with a *BITTEN GUARdNe
TEE FOR 6 YEARS. %Weer call for circulars St ostalogneis. Sold by
C. HOARE. Agent for.ClintOn
• ,p iv a mornin' to go to th' po-lis coaxers Menufaetured by E.efeerliner. Montrea .
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BEWARE OF WORMS
• Doe% let worm gnaw at the vitals of your
ehildrea. Give them Dr Lowe's • Pleasant
Worm Serup and they'll soon herid of these
parasites, Price 25o.
miLlavR.14's
Are it combination of the active principles of
the most valuable vegetable remedies for dis-
eases and disorders of the Liver, Stomach at.d
Dowels.• .• •
• Mak Headache, Jaundice, Heart-
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The
Modern -
Method
• Of Sleeping Furniture calls
for Iron beds They are the latest
style =dare clean and. comfort-
able, Call and Pee our assortment
See our Saturday window` for e
•bandsome Bedroom Suite at $16
This suit is well made • and ha,
large beveled glass and combini '
h tand and is worth $18
OUt vre are nia,lting a cut on -this. suite and it goes 'for $1.6.
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J. C. Stevenson,.
On Albsit StreeteOppoeite Town Hall. Residesice-Oppostke Commeroiel Hotel.
Undertaker and Embalmer. Clinton, Ont.
I I 1 I IL I L _.1•ILL I , I
ontail
onuickwater Etu gies twinra g
littirtiktPacalinsittint, eallow of" . • .
muddy, Complarion. • • •
-Very-plain-hing:,:ager-told his -Majesty--
thee he .must be more carefue in future.
"Do you know • :sir said the. irate.
Wither, •'that ii Member of the
Paris City Council V, "Oh, it that Is
the case;" said Leopold. 1/, "I must,real-•
.ly beg •you thqueine parderis, far I
lut only h f h ig' •
• • -144- 1 .
• Hc -1 never sow anything this•
tide. .. Here I've been, pulling steadily
for teu minutes, and we don't seem to
• 'as' SOWNE therritets •
ba -ie moved a foot.' . • . •
She. (after a,• pause) -Oh Mr., Stoker,
,
anchor ovetbeeed a ediort time aeo,
I ye just thought of somethin4! The
. SCOTT . . The best known roue y o
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Sweeten thereath'end clear away all waste
and poisonous matter,from.the systere: • • •
Prce . t 6 f '81 00 All dealerS
or TUX T. MiLnunki Co, Linseed, •Toronte,
Cfnt- - • •
Do you Want a high grade Buggy or Wm)* ?
We have the finest stock to select from All the latest styles in eyrenevr.
- est whirs,. Uat prim are,m. .cp* can be found tor first-class material '
• and workmanship. Before you uy. ea .an .
' We also handle the Canadian Steel Field Fence, already wimp, any farmer .a
erect bona 60 to 80 toan per day, it is a cheap strong ,fence.
G Isaac Street; Olintot.
We ean atie resumes. to persons of ali - . . NEXT DO )R. TI) If NW 1$114, A 1111119113fit
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wades of ability. A -exits, . book-keepers, _ 1 1 - • • ,_,___,
have paid several cauvassers 8ft(),• weekty or, Every Farmer Should .viie..
clerks, farmer's sons, lawyers. mechanics, phy- r--- • , •
sicians, preachers s ' ndents, 'married and
:waberlhe.ftivonietOatne'd' $T,5001"WPae'r Pa°1131111..9 Tribr:
poSitioa to stilt. . , . PR, MALD. ENV. Da 1:7
years. Write fully and we win gtve ions
.Aug. g221x3ir:1*.I3trUggef.°. 14:d. •
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. it • d 1 r Smut. OR Oats Bar.e,y;
Toronto. . • ': •• Ontario. eplid folgot, to tell yen: Do You SP see and 61.01 all druggists. , oge it could bave csuight, o.n something?. • Whicat Or Corn.. : •• •
• , d ormalilehyde
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lations this.sunimer, and it Was the first.
thee most of them had ever seen me "-- •
much ,merits, and. Concluded: ." He plays • • I -se) degret,s stronger,6 pe o
What Was the ierdict t". • ' eeeinc'ail d on receipt of price slid iwox-
Recently a letter of bitroduction was
handed by an actifieto a Manager, whieh
described the bearer as • an actor of
e-Weishingten•Time§. Cook'e Cotton Soot Compound-
• -.1--went. withesue wife . to viSit her re- We cat give you testimonials from .1t,11the, leading
es successfully used soonnt'y tef owls
WitiogeairTgmire'ittrilitetur/tInA farmers of this section who use our .
0,000 Ladies. Safe, effectual. Ladief AM .0
our dra et for Cook's• Cotton Roof • -
., • e. • . • .. last year. .. Fell instructions given with each bottle.
tia.4he Coon Company Windsor,
I else a sold and recommended.. Use Combe's "Standard Formaldehyde"
.
ertleMellide Dragging In Cank411. • 1 H 13 COMBE Chemist it IX!. .4°4
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t II "til D St meeme, .
No. 1, and No. 2, are sold 12. 'Olinton
- . .. .
. Reduption in Prices_
Macbeth; -Riehelleu; Hendee, ,Shylock
last- forever and that you and I might
remain here along together through all
eternity!' • • •
"Henry!" she exclaimed, drawing away
from him. "How can you say such a
•
thing?" . •
There was a• frightened look in her
eyes- her beautiful red lips( were' parted
as ifin fear and her whole epleiaiform
•
."They' were tocepelite to tell me. All,
except Uncle Jethro. Jethro looked me
up and downs when -he heard was • the.
'eller, who had married • Lyddee Ann. •
Whoa -he slowly turned away!'
-"Didn't he say something?"
"Yes. He summed sne all -sup in one
from . R. Curry's drut store. They reo.
That depressing pain over the ki eye
an • there ems a general invi man of
go g
William Slinuson, jun.--Do you believe
beingkind to the sink, Mamma ?
' Mrs. W. Slinisoit-Certainly, • Willie,.
• And I hope yoit alWays will, • • Why do .
you fist,' .
•Witham -Because; mamma, heard
the little bey on the text block had tie
measles, and I've been visiting him all
Bee
isle o e e wx h a -midden erne- -
d t b 1111 d
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word." ' •
"And that was 1" • •
"Shucks 1"-C1evelend Phase Dealer.
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I 1 ' ' 1 I t $60'Beggies for $430• ••
a a response A rug ores.
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Mare is a great chanoe to seetirdea iirste:olassiebuggy at ',a; big :ream:
Neese:esteem rose these pricese••
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• f lieset $7,i Buggies for '$03$
. s
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ove were s mac te( un • • hack and kidneys." • to I have said anything that is wrong.But• • m •
e,
• Remeinber thetie are all our owternake, which places nit fuse position ts.....eerante
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dot
- -thorns es we do not buy any materialbut what it Ant class. • •
do my "Well," the towered .coldly, "it is iRepairing promptly attended to by experienoed men,' •
Clinton
. are rehe a Box, se all dnagists or bmibounde of propriety t Tell me- ell •me. Was poor!' •
• 7T1f1 Da. ZINA Pm • • - • . Sit I 10VC •Sally apd Sally loves duet.
ass -------. • ni loved one that I may un
e °Mao, Oak 3'
• • wrong!, ,
"Ali; dearest," she said, nestling upon
his breast and sobbing for joy. "I knew
0-e knew you could not mean it. If we
were to remain herethrough all etemity
I could net establish k residence in South
Dakota ced get my divorce, you see.
' And Oink bow improtor it would be for
11 another menet-Chicago paper.
MMBLAND MANITE
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el to be bere gone w de I was the wife
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always possible for a man to become
Pcillurtasgoalmeh"ow:the idea did not seem to
Impress him favorably. --Chicago Post.
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• Elfa-Bella told sire that you told her
;bat secret I told you not to tell her. -
Stella -'--She's a inean thing- told her
tot to tell you I told her.
1. I told her I wouldn't tell "`'
you she told me -so don t tell her I did.
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"Wasn't it a terrifying experience,"
I:sited his "friend,' "when you lost your s
:oothold and went sliding down the
atottritain—sidel"
"It was exciting, but extremely inter -
sating," maid the college professor. "x
tould not help noticing, •all the way
down, with what absolute accuracy I
was following along the Ilue of least re- -
' sistance."-Chicago Tribune,
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Prof. rWilliant Archibald Spooner Of
Dxford University has 'become famous
is a ludicrous woretwister. Otee at a
special service, seeing . some women
standing at thelback of the church wait*
mg to be seated,. he tushed down the.
aisle and addressed the :tethers as fol..
ows :-"Gentlemen, gentlemen, sew
thesis ladies into their sheets." Being
asked at dinner what' fruit he would
tave, he promptly replied :--"Pigs,
fleas." This is the way in which • Dr.
Spooner proposed tp his wife : Being
me afternoon at the home of her father,
Bishop Harvey Goodwin of Cerrisle. Mrs,
lloodysin said "kir. Spooner, will you
please go ,out into the garden and ask
Kiss Goodwin if alio Will come in and,
nake tea ?" The professor, on finding
.the young. lady, said: "Miss Goodwin,
tour mother told me to ask you if you
vould come in and take nte."-•-Italtimore
enserican. •
Oonvici--Ah; mum 1 if I'd only got do
• rll loved. 1 nor would hev COM to
'40 an end AS dia.
hilarithropiste-YoU WOuld net
Convict -No, mum. She kiild de guy
tat got her in Wen two weeks itfteto
Ls cOrentony.-4Udge.
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. Beaks:theta the warning note of numb
more serious tremble to ealiaai If rit4 at .
tendon to Inunedlittely. .
Idaakaoker oak be eared qulekly sled
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Mrs. R. L. Lane, Stapleton, 17*. 13,
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saw Doan's Kidney edeertited, se
thought r would give them a trial. After
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Ifiteleg botight out the Itarneas
business of A. MOBBIEN, le go-
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Ittles,and everethingin genneetion
with the Veda- Good and Cheep,
Light I/artless a specialty
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Huron Stitt doors Irma of New*
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Thin za"sotoiy is the largest in he county, and has the very latest Improved ma.
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ea of beildinge on short notice and on the closest prices All work is supervia.
ad in &mechanical way and satisfaction paranfeed. We sell all kinds of in-
terior and exterior materiel.
Lumber Lath; Shingles, time, Sigh, Doors, Blinds, Et• a.
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Our stockoldress goods
For the Valarade is now almost complete ..
and comprises all the nett. materialg
" Waist materials in
French Flannels
Finn.etlaines, • Etc../
A. special line. of Fancy Striped Black
Silks for waists at 50o yard.
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