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4I iIVI, SN WhUI 4..4 • • •
" 'CURE SIOK
A Different •View.
."/ never hire to go •to lthe fireater
ewith Pred. He alwa,ys 'goes out be-
etweeo the crate." "You mean .he eetelee
,betveeem the drink(
The Billi Just B
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,
r Many a raren—;in print—his paid:for'
'Christian Science treatment With iraWn.i
•f, ray cheeks, but it has remained' for al
Science healer to put a similar
device: into actual .practice. Of course;
it happened in Newyork. The that of
'anything always does happen in New
York.: A Christian Science healer, gen-
der feminine, age not'polite to ask, came
.into the office of it prominent.NeW York -
•dentist recently and annouired that she
wanted her teethe"fiked hp,' •
"Thereei nothing, the matter'wieh your
• teeth/ said the dentist.: "Ybu only.
!think 'there is." ••
But Itheehealer; Ignoriog the remark,
sat, down lo the :chair and *Wed and
• moaned, "Oen ae yob. and I." There we's •
a good deal • the matte, ere that befota
het Oriese of eppointments' was over a.
bill of $$0 had m.onnted. uagainst her.: •
.At the fleet of the month' the dentist
.sent. around•his bill. ..
But•lie was not a sharp Man:iri some'
wane 'He had told:her, white operating.,
. • thet be wee troubled with rile:inn:46MT
• and in a day or. two ho reCeived in reply
to the bill a little note.
• Petty . dear doctor,'..'• , it read, "I have
been giving you a series of absent tient-,
ments for your so-called rheumatism, and
find that our two bills jest balance." .
Then the doctor grew wise and let thee
-matter &top. Bet be dos not operate,'
• on Christian Scientists' any Mere.
• 2. •
Why' IS. It?. •
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•
There are a • few regelar occeteionei
en which • °vete,- • pretty girl. feelal
Mellott to give veet • to • her feele,
• ix:go bya "good cry." One i 'whoa. her;
' plain sister enters,. into the bonds rol
-metrimony. with ane,exceedingey OW,
legICMC. , It is very i:aortifyieg, ifl
.yoh happen t� be pretty,: to be left outi
• in the, cold,- and the pretty, girl never)
'hew understood,• and never will undere
• stand, how it is. And perhaps it is real-
ly: ct good thing for the beauty of. the
family 60 she is so ignorant ee this!
• :matter: • If she fully comprehended thei
• Amin 'workings of that strange Creature
• Men, mattinionei Would,lose its dearest
• Amnia,: The handsOnienian marries Vie
• plain girl.' Cry as we Will, this is it
•.fact, and. One that we May test the ac,-
: eVersedayeifeweewill;
Tr) take up thequestion of forlorn
• beauty. Whyis it man who is .good-
• lopking must admire beanty.., • Be does
-admire it; he cannot help bin:loll: Then.,
• . -why, the, nietfyenquieee, does he
leitirry her plainer :sister? ' • .
•• The 'answer may beet be fonnd in tie'
• . letters of twelve intelligentmen on the •
. .subject ofchoosing rt. wife Each onee
:stated seriously what qualities he would:
leek for in a .poserble partner, and set,
'them down in order, the merit' import-• .
. ant first, the lees important following.'
' Taking an averagetheir ideal wes to be
follows:, (1) ' . trueand,
is mpathetie; (2) lively and lobe Of chit -
en; ,(8) proud of herself for the sake
epf her friends; (a) a good hOusekeeper•!
lied a' busy be, :(5) •a groefut figure
eetrid'beautifille (6) wealthy and ,clever.
Theplain girl score is at once with her
„etyinpathy; it is her chief and inceit pow -1
,,erful weapon against a man. The girl• •
• •Witli good:leashas no need to find
i:;7 being symeathetie, and it is,
• .:doubtful dpeople would believe her sym-
lathy to be genuine. ' 'At all eociall
• .gatherings tlie plain girl is so much• '
alone that herin/inner aPpears at .onee
,elodest and taking,: Let 4 imndsome
• . men give her half an hour of his own-
• ,p•any. an e 'beat on be.
•' ing agreeable. "'But. the pretty girl has a
.8eoee of TOSO. to' talk to, and falls into a
• habit a inattentlene The pretty girl
really hes a harder thrie than the plain
COUragel
•
'eno question et ellitit'Beyoriar
¶Cut loose the hark; such veyage itself is
t •
. rest. , —Brownlee Brown.
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Free Inediodl advice, Men and women
-Offering from ohronio disease are invited
to coneult Dr, Piero, Batiste N. Y., by
letter, abeolutely without !fee or charge.
'For more than thirty year& as chief' con -
lathing pholciari to the Invalids' Rotel slid
'fitirgitial'Institizte of Buffalo, N. 11,, Dootor
Piereihas &Natal himee • treatment
and date of chronic mo o • Bose.
Aseidted by hie; eteff of nearly a Note of
phytdoiena, each Men d medalist, his ono-
.iiersa heti been phenomenal, ninety-eight
persons in every .hundred treated tieing ab-
riolately and altogether cured. Women
have especially evaded themselves of Dr.
. Pieroe's offer of free cortenitation by letter
thereby avoiding the unpleasant question-
ings, the ohnoxione examinatione, end
alone local treatratinte considered mum.
eary by some preditionere. Over half a
Million Women have been tressed by Dr
Pierce and hie staff for diseases pea:list to
women, With unvarying enccese, Write
Without fear el With fee, nvery letter id
'treated as eirititly pante and !sacredly
ocnnidential, and all dnewers are tient In
pleb envelope, bearing no tallith* upon
thorn. Adclrelle Dr IL V. Piero, World's
witenuoi ?lidding ,#seioniaticrt. Datkino
vzo
•••••IT.,
'TerY early in the development of*
electrig tractiort it 'Was Predieted
-that the use of the hers* Would
Ultiniately deorease and perhape,di»,
e*PPeer, . Eleatic traction has now, !
'however, been broug•ht to a high de-
gree of perfeetion, and yet the honk, ta
still „ with us. Notwithstanding thin,
atatistiest she% We are a.esured editor-
ially by the "Viectrical Review" (Advil
19), that the horse La
perhapa, but none the! less :surely.
Gaya tbie paper:
"Some Interesting statistics lately
1011b1ishe4 by our lively Vrendh. can -
temporary, %a 14ocometion Autorno.
bile,' show that in Marone the horse is
rapidly disappearing in the Variona,
large cities. 'or example, in Paris the ,
total number of horses In 1901, aceord•-
Mg to a. municipal census of these ani.,
male, was 96,698, white this year it is
only 90,796, e„ 0 about eiX
per tent. • In London, in the same
period, the equine population has de-
creased ten per ,cent, while in Berlin,
Vienna, and even In t. .Petersburg, the,
same f,alling-oft exhibits itself. Tide ta
partly due to the new trolley -roads,
and very largely to the numerous and
continual increase la thenumber of
•autortiobilee used both for pleasare and
business.
"In this country the superaesSion of
the horse by •the trolley -car has been
abaolutelY astonishing In its extent..
Peobably to -day la New :York there are
not more ',thantwo-thirds as many
horses employed ae were used twenty :
year ago. So far, ther automobile ap-
pears to have made no great inroads
into the horee busine.ss, and it is IlkelJr.
that the extension 0 the use of • au- -
tomeblles willhave to Wait upon the
growth of more scientific Ideasregard-, •
in,g• street -paving and road -making. :
However, the decadence of the -:horae •
is upon us, and his disappearance may
be lobked for sooner or later.
"As certainly as anything . cam be -
'•predieted the -progress of engineering,
advance -will totally • extinguish the
• horse as a beast of burden. We may,
look forward with certainty and satis-
faction to •the • day when cities at least
will be horselese amcl. When we Will be
removed fromthe tyranny of this ani-
mal, which has imposed upon us stone,
paved streets, unending dirt, and, cur-
iously 'enough, the house -f1 --an insect .
*dependent won the existence offtables
for ite birth and breeding. What the,
ifuture of the horse will be 10 hard to
!say. It 15. likely that horses will con-
tinue for centuries to come to, be used •
bistruthents of sport and pheisuree •
but the day of their emantipatiOn from.
Lard 'labor in the streets and rim& ha
not far distant."
. . .
oung Plant
•• Every: farmer knows that
some plants growbetter than
others. Soil may be the sarne
'.and seed may.seein .the -SAM&
101:1t SOMe.plalltS are -weak and
others strong.
• And , the •way 'With.
'children. They are like young
.i)lants. Same food, Same home,
same tare but sonic. grow bio -
and strong. -while other stay
sniall and weak.
• •
l• StOtes. ErmilsiQn• -offers.r„:1,
• .
'eaSy way 'ant. of the diffi
, Child weakness often Means.
starvatibn, net laeCause:. of
•
of feodi but because.. the..fo.cd
does not iced,' '
• Stott.'s EZmulsion.rea.11V feed.
..• • -•
•and gives the 'child groWir.2.
.•
•strength. . • •
Whatever the 'CaUSZt of y,'2; Lie- •
• n'eSS • and fail tire to "re '
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SCOtt'S Eintll$iOn geenee t()
,Tt aria.' set 1150 t: .
• Scott & .Itosine tiattra,;
see, Lt.:a s.r.eom: air t, . • .
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•• -''Very Little Difference.
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"Is that an histories,' novel rou're
reading?" "That's what they called it
• at the library, but it•seems to me to be
more hysterical than anything else." --
Chicago "'Booed -Herald."
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An Eignimattx Tradition.
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•
There is a remarkable tradition
amongst the Esquimaux which ettplaina
• Why the women in the north; are deft
with the needle • while those •of the
' smith dance nimbly. Long :ago the
• northland was inhabited kir fnen
and no Woman had ever come among
them. It was noiled abroad that far
away In the South one woman dwelt
• alone, and one of .the northerners, set
• his face southward and journeyed On,*
tit he reaehed the woman's dwelling.
In course of Nine he married her, and
rejoiced that he had a wifemhile•the son
• Of the headman of the north Was Stilt,
a bachelor. But meanwhile this Same
bachelor was traveling southward with
• the same object In view, and, emetic
to the hoUse while the man was with-
in, bid himself, and. Vatted until night
fell, Then he to&effl his 'Way in, and,
seizing the 'WOUtalt; began to drag her
• away. The noise, however, woke the
husband' who ffiltOP011 bto Wife's feet
--ithttihitirtUtga.--Vloteritlro—atitit-sueb-:
effeet that, th'e poor body was torn in
twain, the robber going off with the
upper ball only. The riihtful husband
carved a body of wood arid fastened it
to his wife's legs, while the other man
•qonipleted his half in a similar man- .
• ner, each additien receiving life as
Win as finished, two women being thus
niade out, of one. But, although the
woman of the south Ould deride nim-
bly-, her Wooden fingers prevented her
from embroidering, while, the woman
of the north excelled• onlY in rieedle-
work, and thins Originated the °Oro-
teriatica of the women of the south
• and north..
Kidney Disease
and Backache
Some Allurernents Of the Caro
belle Acid Route.
The laid has been aptly deoribed as
• life trioner which seldom escapes with -
'Mr. Jahn Guinan, whet is in the Bleb ,
Busdnesr at Port Hope, states :--"In my
business I do great deal of driving over
bad roads and the constant jar of the rig
along with eyposore to all sorts of weather
brought on kidney disease. I- was in
miserable health, and suffered a great deal
with sharp pains in my back. I heard of
Dr, Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills and de-
cided to try them, Before I had used all
of the Arst box felt better and three
boxes have entirely cured me. I am very
glad of an opportunity to recommend Dr.
Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills for I have
proven their wonderful control over
ney disease."
• It seems unwise to waste money and
run the risk of experitneating vith new
fancied, untried remedies when you. know
that Dr. Chase's Kidney -Liver Pills will
cure you. One pill a close, ac . a box, at
all dealers, or Edinanson, Bates ,Fc Co.,
Toronto,
Dr. Chase's'
Kidney -Liver Pilis
.P‘ Complete Rest.
I.T.• •
Tipton shut down the roll-top desk in
his private office with a bang, tlitew a
last derelict envelope into the waste,
basket, and turning with srailing face to
the clerics who had gathered in little
group tO him good-bye, said:
"Well, boys, Pm off. Keep your ena.
up while I am gone, and remember this:
don't -want to hear a word from you.
Ron't bend Me any mail. Don't try to
teach me by wire or telephone, even if
the 'building burns down. I'm going
away for a real vacation, where I won't
be disturbed:" •• ' •
Then he shook hands all around, and
• hurried off to. join his wife at the rail,
way station.
The usual excitement incident to the
departure of a train was successfully.
lived through. As they sped out into
the open country,'Tipton loeked at Mrs.
Tipton with a fond, exultant look.
There, tay dear, he said; we re
• off tit lastt For the first time in years •
am going to de the sensible thing.
I'm going to lose myself. 'Neenah. • No
messages:. Complete rest. I wonder'
why I never thought of it before?"
•
• lest. This will you a 6 d;
k"nIo'mw.,?sio glacli," said Mrs'. Tint:7
"that you've come to your senses at
• In the coorse of a few hours. they
alighted • at their !station. Then they,
were driven miles and mires—it seemed
almost interminable—Until they •came
sight of thequiet little • hotel—or
n
tether iiinoirthe mOuntainside, where
they Were receited with all the splendor
of eourtesy that Only a rural hotel -
keeper. knows hew to bestow. •
•••
Tipton Could scarcely evait•to get into
his outing clothes, An 'hour later they
were strolling down throngh the quiet
woods to the bank of tbe stream that
chippered away to 'the mimic of the
breeze. • '
" Could anything," marmured Tipton,
"be finer?"
He pressed pressed' his wife's hand. "This irf
est. This is true siolitude. • When I
• rtbink of that maddening city, wonder
how I could. ever have lived there. 1
never . Want to go back again."• -
The next morning after a fine break?
• fest—for our friend had made sure • of
bis place—Tipton strolled out and said
good morning to the proprietor. •
•" Well, sir," said the proprietor, "how
:d� yon you like our little velsWl" •
. "Greet!" exclaimed Tipton. "It cer-,
Willy is eharining sot. By .the WaY,
you don't happen to have any of the
New York papers here, do yo.ur
• "Net. regularly," said the proprietor.•
You see, this is a place where folks
come to rest, and. eve..doret have. much
• call 'for 'em." ; • •
a Certainly net," •said Tipton. Pre-
cisely. Thought I would just ike to
gauge over theehead lines, that"e ,
. Kriel "Iiiirferwhcrwas-vralking-
in the near view, •
• "This. is a •great place to rest," he
observed, somewhat tritely, as stikeY
• walked off toward the stream. "Never
was in a place :quite like this. • Conldift .
even get a morning paper."• ' •
airs. Tipton leaked 4t him suspicir
..ously. • •
•
"Now, -dear?' she . said, " that ien't
fait. You must forget the world.
• At noon Tipton sought the•proprietor
once more. .: ,• •
•. Ills face wore a shade of aniciety;
clutched his cigar nervously. •
"You ° don't 'happen to have a tele•.
graph or long-distance telephone neer
here, do you?" •he asked. Fact is, I
came away' yesterday and forgot an im-
portant matter." • i
"No, sir" said the proPrietor. •" We '
haven't such things around. This, as
you know, is a .place for cornplete rest, •
as advertised."
.0 Very well, sir," •said Tiptpn, "you
Can make out my bill." *
He glared fiercely around him, . and
walked 'upstairs to his roe=
"My dear," he said, "would yeti mind
if ,we got out of this prehistoric place
on the first train?"
Mrs. Tipton gazed at him blankly for
• a moment, and threw her arms around
his neck. .
•
" Mind io she• exclaimed. " wny,
Edward Everett' Hale said ek. the
eetebratiort ef his' eightieth birthday
lest inonth, "I never had! but one ene-
' My, and last Week, whet 1 Wrie trait*
to think of his name, I found I had
fOrgotten who he was." Thie IS better
Ithat keeping him In Mind by' Making
•• 111118.110, 017'611 day for "getting even."
-"Thereeirievi, Clara, -how would you
• like to be ,those people who can't get
home trom Parte because their funds
• gave out?" "Well, !teat me Olerence,
ttre better eft thickt me,
whose
lainde gave oirt 'before we got started.*
twAtArnerteen g•Itleitee .1
• was only staying here for your sake. I
didn't dare say how lonesome 1 wadI
:int afraid my dear, we have never live' d
• in the country long enough .to appreer-
• "ItTee; hour; later they' were ila4liee-
dining car of the Long Branch exprese,
• with •the remains of a fenst and a oold
bottle betWeen tb�ln,'
"I've wired the boys to send me the
mail," said Tipton. "1 will talk With
the cashier over the wire as soon as we
get in. 1 so the market opened •up
strong this morning. And now, if you
will exense me, step into the smok-
ing roorn with this bundle fif papers
and catch up on twenty-four hours lose
tinte."—Tom Masson, in Life.*
A .Georgia, man, who has gone to
Washington in search of a Government
job, gives as his silialificationei "I cart
net only write poetry and novels, but
there ain't a Governthent mule that
oan throe suel"--Atianta, ' "Constitue
tionIn.b.describing a certain variety of
kW, Mark TWA11 MIA It reminded hint
' of the sound Made by it OW In drag-.
r ging her hind foot Out Of a Swamp.
afra -TeollYce (aeleelllie backs away
from the filmier table)—NOW, What do
Yell hale dear? Willie (after a hard
. think)--Myi IVO SO long eines we had
comottny woe, Vya C14/111 &rot.
out filing its jailer.
Whatever may be :mid- in. favor
of the dispirited individual forestalling
neture aria letting the prisoner out by
hie own hand, there is one form of Rue
eide—the moat common form with yowls
girls—whorse allurements deserve eteecial
cote:iodation.
People abnormally Addicted. to self-
pity (and nebodY else ever commits stele
eige), after deciding to kill the fleshly
jader and let the bruited sad go free, do
variedly right to east about to And the'
mod shocking and painful possible
style of exit. The satisfaction in-
volved in blowing his anomie
brains all over the clean wall and
otherwise Messing up a tidy room
must be far greater to the self-centered
and dejected yoUng Mall than to cone.
pose himself decently on a, couch =a-
float into the sweet subsequently on an
overdose of morphine or laudanum. It
adde, to the general horror and era* o'
doem stage effect, this painful blood-let-
ting, and: besides it makes his Welles
feet, ole, so sorry for him—and that's
Wbat be commits suicide for, He wants
somebody, to feel sorry.
When tbe very young woman—and
sometimes. the woman who is not so
very yeang—bas been lea down into the
gloom and dolor of the Valley 0 the,
Shadow of Death, and all for love, elm
hypnotizes hermit into a belief that her
Welles been permanentlye frost-bitten,
and at ono sets about to find some
roams, not of punishing the •faithless
heart -breaker, but of punishing her on
un.offending self. tto woman, even as she
enters the oicide's portal of doom, ever
thinks for a Almeria of wreaking, venge-
:once on the man. With her usual fine
sense of logic and consistency, she hunts
up the thoretest kind of 4 crown •of
•thorns to wear all by herself.
Not content merely to die in an order-
ly and painless manner, she decides to
combine the. tortures Of the rack, the
• thumbscrew, being boiled in oil, drinking.
molteiz. lead and walking on red-hot
plowshares, all in one; and she does it
by wallowing a few spoonfuls of concern
trated hades, in the form of catholic eeid.
Of course, she is well aware that there
are painless and even alluring methods
of climbing the . golden steer,' but ehe
scorns them all. For example, there is
oyamtle of potassium, a, piece of winch
• as big as a shbe• button towhee' to the
tongue would stop the action of the
heart and send the icy dads of death
• through the veins quicker than the
swiftest bolt. Of lightning' and with leo
pain than attends the &Wing of sen -sen
or an onion. Prasska.cid, also, willpop
the troubled soul out of the bodrWith
almost equal celerity and absence of tor-
ture. •Then there is the overdose of mor-
phine or of laudanum, which is net only
painless but which wafts' the suitide
across the gloomy Styx in •a fairy galle-
on, .Surrouraled by gauzy iridescent
dreams so eactionting tha,kanyoaa once_
choosing thiat route out of trouble will
neverhave any other* • •
Yet the morbid and lovelorn maiden
will have male of these.. All disappoint-
ed wemen crave the blistering flame of
martyrdom. Not unlike the heroic red
Indian, they 'rejoice in. suffering. • Seem
• see a long processioa of them depteiting
thew •lifteen cents on the drug store
• counter and Inagging the liquid horror to
their bosom's., We dee: them gulping •
doWn sizzling menthfulsof carbolic.
:acid, which bites and sears and eats its
agonizing Wey, through the tender tis-
sues of the throat and oesophagus -end
'stomach, and hills, . finally, by eating
.ghastlyes• t rong the internal or
' h olh. li
gees and literally burning the victims
Whiteehet;.inelteri iron, gulped '
down out ei. a ladle, would piediice,pre-
eisely the same effect. •:•Te. a man the
• prospect would be meet unpleasant, but
tbe more the horror is piled up the more
it nleasea the woman bent on self-elaugh-
ter. ' ' • •
Men who get out to pre-empt a slits
inthe Mergne corninionly choose the re-
volver way or the bey route, WOi411 fS :
ner•vier than. man: Tender and timorous .
in all things until her deeper feelings are
roneede she will then not . only endure,
but invite the moot agonizing torment.
It is trim:that thewoman with 0.issui
oidel mania might come nearer her ideal
...ief4g`Ltividehe tort:del.:m(2,0,1.er
•threshing machine, but threshing Tin%
eltineseln - operation are net 'numerously
dietriisuted :throughout the city; besides,
• fifteen cents! worth of carbolicanguish is
'jot about as excruciatmg and therefore
• ne satisfactory is $2,000 worth of thresh,
h
4 hi —0 t ig;itiac ne. ran. 'Wallace.
• *IIs Epitaph.
• Mexicans are fend of epitaphs, they re-
joice in eulogies, they like to honor their
'dead. Their attachment fOr relatives is
great, and monuments and flower -Strewn
graves show that the departed are not
forgotten. The deceased may have left
, a bad record, and his friends may be
mations that his coduet should be for-
gotten; atilt this'does not debar him
from a neatly Worded eulogy. • .
jot ontside Of the cemetery at Vera
Cruz' tliereetends a fine monament whieh
=Mies the Meting -place . of re .notorious
outlaw, whose cruelty and violence/ode
bis name a constant menace to all peace
and order. lBs wife, iii spite Of harsh
treatment, was. his faithful servant to
tite last. and after his death thought
that she shdold show her respectfor his
memoir
. She could not speak of his nohility
and Worth, and so,'after midi considera-
tion, elle caused tbe following inscrip-
tion to be engraved open the tomb:
"Juan rerneeidez. hes passed to his re -
Ward; he was an unerring shot and, knew
no fear; owing to .circumstahtes over
which he had no control his talents were
perverted from their proper course, tot
the World should be geetehil fee' lite Wee
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intreg.innvlitittaxidti-attlrfintelY-viarn,---
ing to the Aging generation."
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angleincill Re* Quota, '6"..
It le expected that more royal pOre
zonagee will be en London .at the core,
nation than England hag ever before
seen (together. When Vicenta was
crowned not a European court sent
a representative with rank higher
than arribassacler extraordinary; but
in the Years between that ocereeion
and her Jubilee the Queen fortified,
England against another such slight
bY becoming grandmother to mod of
the ruling monarchs of Europe. The
accommodation .01 so much royalty jo
giving the Royal host some anxious
moments. Loden has no such assort-
ment of colossal royal palaces as most
of the great European capitals. Marie
borough House and Buckingham
ace will not lodge comfortably any
save the privileged dose relations of
the King and Queen. It Is said that
a large hotel near Buckingham Patos.
bas been taken for the Hinges guests,
and that several noblemen have placed
their -London houses at' Ring Ed-
ward's disposal, Atter the eoronation
week many of the royal guests will
•vielt Windsor and Saudringham, and
pertain of the great country homes of
England; so, mighty preparations for
elaborate enteetalning are being made
throughout the length and breadth ot
the laed, as, wen as in London, and
the amount of money that will be hos..
pitiably 'spent during the season Is bee
yond ordinary calculation,
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Opliitons otimatiingrbysitlans. ,
_ Price $1,00. For sale by druggists, of
by mail ott receipt of price. • •
71 I have much pleasure in bearing' testi-
mony to the very enocessfal results I have
obtained in the treatment of hemorrhoid
by the use of Strong's Pilekone. kbe re-
lief comes orly, and is, I believe, lasting.
W. J. Logie, M. D., Coroner, London.Ont.
W. T. STSONG, Marinfoturing Chem-
et, London, Ontario.
/Ida end sWeat
have no effect On
harness tteeted
with Eureka Har-
poon OIL It re -
Asti sib damp,'
keeps the loath -
et soft end pik
able, Stitches
do sot break.
No rough sur•
taco to chafe
indent. The
harness not.
onbr ltdeps
looking like
near, ,put. ,
Wein
es longby the
ree of.Eureka
liarness OIL,
Sold.
arverrwhans
IN cans--
0110re'.
Man 1111,
Imperial 011
feerepene
.‘ CANVASSER
WANTED
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•to sell PRINTER'S
INK—
a journal 'for ' advertiser*
• published- weekly • at five
.dollars a year. Itteaches
the seieOse and practice of
Advertising, and is highly '
esteerned.hy the merit'sun-
Oesafut adVertisere in this !
- country and. Great Britain:
Liberel commission •
eleviedeAddreere PRINTERS .;
INE, 111 Spruce: St„ New
, aimia..aa.•Emwsoimw
11600140es'
• Backache.
City Versus Country.
4. little girl Whose parante had reeent-
MOVed from the- country .into town
and who is nOW enlOying her first expert-
enee of living in a etreet, thins, deoribed
It hi a letter to another child: "Thiel is.
a very queer plaee. • Neth door, le fas-
tened on our house)'
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Ingenioris.
• Employer (to clerk)—This ifs diagrao,e-
'hal, Zones; here am 1 at the offiee first! •
Clerk (deferentially)—es, air, 1have !
Peeps been taught to give precedence
be my siiperiorel—"Plek-Me-Up."
Xernian Meteitirehy, a Lindsay la
yet1 was found drowned in the river.
' with his pockets full of„etones.
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To Coro a Cold IniNao Day.
Take Laxative Ilromo Qtiiiline Tablets
All druggists +liana thp money if it fail
lo etire B W Grove's signeture is on
teach boi, 25
Many Women
lift and strain,
over -work and
over -tax th e i r
strength. Their
back gives out;
Their kidneys
becomeaffected.
They ha,Ve a
painful or sore
feeling in the
sma1.1 Of. the,
back that takes
all the life and
itibition out *of .them... They, feel
an; depressed, lifeless:
• lateat The hard work you've
been doing has thrown extra work
on the kidoeys.liThey cry shit in:
protest through Old aching back.
You feel wretched all over because
• the kidneys ae 'not working right
ison. .airettlating in die
system. he kidneys In
help—better give them t
thS best Kidney Medic
• —Dr., Pitcher's Backach
Tablets --the prescription
Day
s staapde;ioatl skti—dutehie driesset
PAIN PREVENTED SI.
lam It Levtolotte, Arnprior,
writes art follow!: "/ have used Dr.
Pitcher's Backacheldclney Tablets. They
are beyond question the best kidney rem.
'tit/ have ever used. 1 had lameness and
an acute pain between the shoulderra
+void not sleep nightii. I had niore or
lees headache. Often 1 suffered from in.
digestion caused by uric acid in my sys-
These troubles departed after I had
tzaed Dr. Pitcher's 13eo1caohe Kidney Tab.
lets, tny kidney a Wine strengthened szd
rested better nights. 1 think these fahlete
the mod" effective kidney remedy 1 hare
ever seen.'" I know that they surpass every
tither that / have tried heretofore, and
801206 heads in recommending them.‘
Dr. Pitcher's EttOlcitelie Inanity Tablets
eLe....1$013;urtzlIzitt ell drualls Or bilailk
0
Sbpt. 1902
11.1
1 guarantee my Latest Mottled Treatment to be a petmancet and positive cure for
Varicocele elle Stricture, without mama, stretching or toss of time. Is Varicoceleit
absorbs the bagging, or wormy condition, equalizett otroulation. sans Pains in the grew.,
also all drains, Moro)* giving the orgaini their proper nutrition, vitalizes the parts and re-
stores lost powers: itt Stricture it absorbs the S'trloture Vs9ue, stops smarting sensation,
aervousness, weakness, backache, etc., while In ail prostetio troutdes, It te the treat -
morn oar exoeuenoe. So positive -Sail 1 tttat my treatment win oure you, YOU Can
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PAY WHEN CURED,
you need pay nothing until you are convinced tba t a thorough and complete ore hits
been established. Wig should AOSTATIOS you that 1 hall, eonfidence in my Latest Method
Treatment, otherwise I could not make you Ma proposition. It makes no difference who
bas failed to cure you, call or write me,
Each lime You Call You See Me Personally,
Or each tinie,yoe write it receives my personal attention. The number of years / at*
established in Detroit, and the cures 1 accomplished after given up by other deetorselise
placedinc as the foremost specialist of the country. CONSULTATION FREE. (WI or
write for blank for blank for home treatment. Perfect system Of home tlreatmect for
those who cannot call. BOOK FREE A11 tnediolnes tor Oanadlan Patients shippe.
from Windsor, Co. All duty and express charges prepaid. Nothing sent 0. 0.».
DR. GOLDBERG, 200 WoOtsWentrigri: oct. woucox
otneueetweetelf-Oleit4444-4.4telef-vaeleee-Vievael-lelevelieunieleitiell4eseretteasettika4'
They are rood tool
Are those old simple prescriptions that you have 'Used,
maybe for years and years in .your family. We like to
• compound them, because we have all the things to do it
with—and to do ithiroperly.
If you have a favorite prescription of Yqur OW11, bring it
to us,
It will get the same attention as those the doctors write,
and every ingredient will be the first quality.
Our Baking powder at 25 Cents a pound is good.
4. E. BOTEY, - Dispensing Chemist, - Clinton
wir-********44444/43f4444.414.44, eetevassalleasairearasatereseseseassatalateeet
Quality the Best a Prices the Lowest
•lit J. Ictr. IRWIN'S
Redpath and St, Lawrence best granulated andcoffee sugar ab leo
than wholeaala prices. $$.85 per cwt by tbe barrel,
Canned goods cheap—Deiai and Kent. Can • Corn 6c a can, Canned
chicken 10e, Roast Beef 1 lb tins 15c each.
Teae—Black Japan and Young Hyson from 10c up, our leader is 25c per
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Rapiosuinnd.
e,Currants, Prunes, Dried Peaches, Apricots add Cooking Figs
cheap. c, • •
Crockery—I have just (paned out 3 crates of Dinner,Tes, and Toilet sets
and fancy china, new patterns direct from the factories in England,
selling from 10 to 20% less than regular price. ball and examine
quality and prices. • .
Wareted good butter and egge. ' Phone 45. '
• J.• W, IRWIN, 01)...uton
Another Drop in Prices
- The 'undersigned is offering his $80 Buggies for $65.. They
are his own make, and are made from choice material andIT
first class' mechanicsAlt the latest improvements used ant,
are up -to date in every respect. They cannot be surpassw
and we guarantee them.
• JOHN LESLTE. Huron Street. Clintra.
estern Fair'
LONDON
,September-12:th .to 20th1 19 2.
A Mediey',of 'Spectacular .klerit,
• Prof, Hutohiecni, the HOUISO BOMb;.111 a thrilling Balloon Ascension and Pam -
chute Drop. 'The marvelousi Cyole Dazzle; The Oanatos, in a sensation novelty. The '
great Gay, the Handcuff King. 1 The Olifans, Continental Eocentriques. Manning and '
Dn Otow, famous letonopedes. Rosa Naynon, with her trempe of Trained Tropical Birde.
The Bard Brea, Acirobatio Wonders. 'Chrism hit Jones,,clornet Virtuoso. Magnifieent
Pyrotedhnios and Many other features. Special traiti serteie over all lines. •
-Exhibits further ahead than the times: Gronnde' inerdiottela.beeqtifnl. Builder
• begs irtesistably , • • • • ---
. Prize Lista Maps, Progranstries and information Per the asking, from •
LT. COL, it% M. GARTSHORE, •• j. A. NELLES.'
. • . President). •' • Secretary«
I had been trOUbled with my stom
doh for the past sh.cteen..ox seventeen years, ;
and, as I have been acting as a drug. clerk -
for the past thirteen years, I *have a good
chance to try all remedies in :the market,
but never found Anything,' until we got in
a supply of Rippans.Tabules, that did mo
.any good. They have entirely cur6d me.
At times I could hold nothing on my stom-
-ackancLLhadatoMach mostalLif
time; in fact; I Was miserable, and life was
hardly worth living. I was called' „cross
andcrabbed by my friends, but now they
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all notice the changq, in me.
AT DRUGGISTS •
, The fiveacent packet is enough for „an
ordinai 000e1810134. The family bottle, abt
cents, contains a supply fo'r. a year*
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