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Oterenson't. Advice to. writers.
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IN the December number Of "nue
Per'e Magazine" there are omelet.
• tors by It. L. fitevenron which have
not previously been published. The"'
contain, ae lengthy letters Written by
. R. L.- E. elwaYe did ecntein, sundry ex-
eellent remarks!. We append a few ex-
cerpts: 0
"Beware of realdezn; it is the..devtl;
it is One of the Means of at, and now
the7 Make it the end! And such te the
efarce of the age in whiob a man lives
that we all, even those of us Who mut
• . --detest it, gin by
•OBI "In your ,sruutinlbcol ytogeuhrullgeuaed ;art
you rise and When you. go to bed. kmFor-
let purposed In the eanwhile; get to
love technical processes, to glory In
‘ technical ;successes; got to aee the
it 'tt worla entirely, threugh technical spec -
moles, to see it entirely In terms of
what you can. Then, when you have
anything to say, • the langttage will be
apt and °onions."
!°011ng to your youth. It id an
Let's stock-in-teade. Don't give In thet
YOU are a'geing, and you Won't age. diet
the good in other people's 'work; it will
never be yours. See the bad in your
own, and don't cry a °At . It will be
there always. Try to use your faults;
at any rate. use your knowledge o•thf
ern.' .
"The sins of the mast innocent, it they
were exactly visited, 'would ruin them
to the doer, And if Tot know an* roon
vein) believes himself to be worthy: of O.
w e'a love, a friendes affection, you
xzr rest assured he is worthy of noth-
ng but a kicking, We are not meant
.th be good in this world, but try to be.
arid fail, and keep on trying, and when
we get a kick, to say 'Thank Goal' and
vnen we get a buffet, to sayult nal
well hitt' "
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k
IT CURES
IRREGULARITY
INFLAMMATION
IILCIERATION AND
FIEMALEWEAKNESS
IT MAKES WEAK
WOMEN sirstoNG
SICKWOMEN WELL
.t •
•
ing'SSeritroli Will Outwear
common rubbers. For t e e
years we have proved that with
susifig4 you cau stub.
your
but you rahnot stub the rubbers
iraneS genuine itkeillA
, are etampqd glow
upon the pole of each rubber
intb QUI' copy. statiore
righted name
• do not allow yourself to be de-
• oohed by indtations.
Niel won TOP staftrog
the beet.** the market, 13-ineh,
tinch and 12 -inch tops, with
Roted Edge and Heels. Tb
are carried la stook. and *our
•dialog ea* order these for you.
n. j I). KING CO Limited
e have exelesive
asstad a an..
• • • *ugh....
to
Coughing!
No cold need ever reach the
cough stage. Catch it and
• kill it—the quickest, surest
and pleasantest medicine in
• the world to -day to do it
with is the • k
olVAIITA
Uwanta
Capsule
treatment—it stimul a t es
circulation—substitutes the
ruddy glow of normal
• warmth for the parched and.
fevered skin—it prevents—
it cures—it never fails to
cure -coughs, colds or Grippe •
—hundreds bear testimfmy
toits effica, cy. Sold by your
druggist at 25 centd a„box
—or you may order it direct
front the ' manufacturers.
Two Purniss Stories.
HE poor Sakon "towrist"-wheA
he may suffer in the Emerald
• Isle! There Is a *tory on re-
cord ot three Irishmen rutting away
from the re.oe meeting at PunchestoWn
to catch a train, back.' to Dublin. At
the meinent a train from a long dis-
tance Milled up at the station, and
the three men scrambled' in: In the
carriage was seated one other passen-
ger. As soon as thy had regained their
breath one said;
"Pat, havd you got th' tickets?" •
• "What tickets? I've got me 'olio; I
thought I'd lost that gettin' in th"
thrain. Have yen got 'ern,' Moike?"
"011 Begorrah; I haven't". • • .
"Oh, we're all done for, thin," said
the 'third.. "They'll charge us' tc•ight
from. the other side of Oiredend." . ' •
The old gentlezhan lookedover his
newspaper and said:.•
"'you are catite Safe, gintlemen; wait .
till . we get to the not • station." •
. They all three looked at each other.-.
-"Bedad, he's a direetlior-we're donefor now efltolrelW' -
.
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But. as. soon as the train pulled ',up
the little gentleman jumped. out end
came hack .with three first-class tick-
- eis. Ilan:ling. them to the. astondehed ,
strangers, he saldt• "Whist; I'll. tell ye
how I did it. I 'wird along the Ihrairi
--"rieltets; plaXe; • tickets, • plane,' . I
theee lieforig to' three Saxon
• towrists in _another carriage.".
. A 'stoutly *lade littlelellow of eight,
' to his Mother, who happened to be
• extremely thin: •
• "Oh; mother, I do believe - you Imust
be the very ;sweetest woman in the
worldi" • •
"Thanks; very much. I.avirence; But
why so affectionate? 'What do you
want?" ••
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"I don't Want anything: I only know
you must be the very'. sweetest woman
in 'the world." • 3.
"Really,' you are too flattering: Why
this sudden outburst tof Affection?'
"Well, yott know,- I've -been thinking
over the old, old saying, 'The nearer
the bone, the sweeter the sneatyc-
Harry. Furniss, in. "The •Strand."
OUSINiti NEW talk
Peevish Children 1111
.740,••• '4411411 Autaors .Kret kveverso•
snow do yOU IMPPeee Santa Olinel i
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N reading A Fireel.eceptance, in
VVet int
Ike September "Contributor*
Melte the Mother's Lilo OnCo, e et club," We 'wondered if the Atte
tbor bad eVed •eimterriplated
far more surprising experlence Alum
the lima acuptance, and that le the
drat rejection after •the Ara actlept.
angel Theft Is indeed n cries; in the
Young Anther's career. lip to the time
When he reeeived his -Viet acceptance, •
the novice, however high •hie eoneelt
bad eWelled, as each new plan and as -
/Stratton feel:".y .projeeted Itself on pa..
Per, had yet in the bottom of hie soul
realized that lile Anne NY1-"i . untried,
and that be might he Odin.; for a tall.
•Put When tangible Proof -of hie first
sluice/se bad reached hir • -el the
Magic words "The check will follow
upen publication" had clef:eel his
haW Prottaly he scanned the 'fu-
ture which Was his by virtne of the
lok-bottlel
Idea niter Idea floated before him;
"songs without words" to which he
wonid eUpply noun and adjective;
thoughts inadequately expressed, fan -
oleo InhospitablY received, which he
Would ouccor by the might of his right
hand, Or pertains the didactic slevIl
tempted him, and he fancied the whole
world his congregation, to whom he
would preach- at his leisure.
•• Alas, fellow • scribbler, paesing
through this Fool's Paradise, we• pity
You; by the Law of the jungle -
voice within ma whispers: --our bub-
.ble is pricked. I ,always told you
Care and Worry --flow to
Keep, Baby Reaithy
and iletwor •
other dinettes* will find (My lodgement,
and the obild'e Wbele future will be im-
perilled. At the drat sign of indigestion,
or any trouble of the nom,* or bowele,
Baby's Own Tablets; should be adrainie•
tered. They sot with pronipteese and
perfect gaiety in strengthening the etomeoh
and retuoteng the offending material.
Mrs W. C. Terri, eftY0:•-"VP
SO the time my baby mu a mouth old,
be was a perfectly healthy child. Then
his istorneolt began to trouble him. He
looked pinched and starved; his tongue
was cooked and his breath „Tie
vomited onrdled milk, and was also con-
etipated. After taking hie toed he would
wean* with pain, and although he seemed
always hungry, his fetid did him no good,
He was so rootless and sleeplese that was
Dirac* worn out. Medicine seemed to do
hire no good until we gave hira Baby's
Own Tablet. gave him the Tablets and
they helped hi so immediately, and in
man to gain in, weight,
aftnvderyieBlInclorw" oel and healthy. Ilaby'e •
Own Tablets cured my baby when nothing
else helped hiM, and I would not be with.
out them in the home."
This is the only medicine for little ones
that' gives an absolute guarantee Of purity.
Milton L. Hersey , M. A., So.,*(81cGill)
one of the beet known analysts in America,
sayin--"I have made a careful chemical
analysis of Baby's; Own Tablets. My
analysis has proved that the Tablets
Contain absolutely no opiate or narcotic;
that they can be given rith perfect safety
to the youngest infant, and that they are
a safe and effective medicine . for the
troubles they are indicated to relieve ma
care. _ • •
Such an endorsement, from so high an
authority, damps Baby's Own Tablets as
the Safest, and surest and the meet reliable
medicine for the ills of children.
Baby's Own Tablets are good for children
of all ages. They. reduce feyer, cure colic,
prevent and mire indigestion and constipa-
tion chaik diarrhoea, Sweeten the stornaoh,
allay the irritation accompanying the
cutting of teeth, ana promote sound,
healthy sleep. Guaranteed to contain no
obiate. Crushed to. powder or dieeolved
in water, they can be given with absolute
safety to the youngest infant. • Sold by all
(linden at 25 cents box, or sent postpaid
on receipt of ,price by addressing the Dr
William' Medicine Co.. Brookville, Ont.
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• Equal to Three.*
Public vehicles in Paris are allowed
to carry only as many. passengers as
Can find seats. After that number has
. been admitted no one is allowed to ea,
ter. The explanation will :terve to In-
troduce an inoident reported by a cor.-
rem:kin-dent of the Pittsburg "Dis-
;
Patch." .
A crowd at men and women, eacb
•
with a numbered ticket, showing the
order in which they were to enter the
neat street car, stood at the Place de
Mane ete.tion when the • down -town
car arrived:
Surveying the crowd, the conductor
cried out: "Only three places In the
car! • Who has ticket No. °It"
• With that Mrs. Blank of Chicago, the
stouteet. woman In the American ool-
ony,,spproaehed, holding up the ticket
called for. ' .•
Indigeetion is One of the most domrada
diseeees of Whiny, and it is also one of
the moat serione, for indess it II con.;
trolled, the oenetitutiott will be weekened, '
"As high as we have mounted in de -
In our dejection do we sink as low."
• Perhaps the next step will lead you te.
the Pone A.sinorum. whieh ends in . the
Via DI:dorm:a. We have crossed it our4
selves, we who bed thought our feet go -
jtrmly planted on the ladder of literit.
Jure that we needed only to mount
higher and higher till we e'ertopped
-the stare.
' When we had epent onr &et check. a
thousand thus in anticipation, and at
least twice in reality, we .decided In
gratitude to honor with our continued,
liver that hospitable magazine which
had at last recognized our gentua • .
• No longer stealing out at night- to
conceal the trembling fingers, with .
which we dropped that long white en--
TaloRe into th,e past -box, but
• .IY, in the gariehlaylight, in the face of
all men, we sent forth our manuscript
as a-oonqueror demanding tribute.
Then we waited; security ever•eer-
• elm Poor tremblers on the threshold
,may; listen with beating heart for the
postman's quick peal of 'the bell; or
look longinglY at • his non -committal
gray coat and his fatal beg. All these
sensations were of the pant for us;
they belonged. to the era. before we were.
recognized. • • •
• Then sudde-ly a bolt from the blue -
that homing pigeon, our manuscript,
returrio to us again. At that aotonish-
roent IS paramount -there =Mt be SOMO.
mistake. Neat wrath -It hi a conspira-
cy to defraud us' of our just reWard;'
an envious World Cannot tolerate our
i_smocese. • Last•, a. Mill,. email epiteful
erbeite he ern Maki hbinelf
e nd come through the etelutPlgte
0,013 dear, no. tie d Limes* - MVP*
fp A .olear,.
Obscure Couplet In it Famous Hymn.
• 10..••••••
The hymn, "Lead Kindly Light,'
• which was sung so generally in con -
!motion with the funeral services of
' the late President, has in its last two
hue a reference which has aroused 1
areconrdrable speculation. The lines
"And with the morn those .angel feces
• smile
• Which. I save loved lung sante and lest
In. 14880w, halicterding to -the Chicago "In-
ter -Ocean," Dr. Greenhill, of iiastIngs,
• wrote to the author, Cardinal .Nete- ,
man, conceming the apparent allusion '
In these lineS tcf emu personal expert -
rue, and received the following reply:
"The Oratory, January le, 1880. •
1 "IVly Dear Dr, Greenhill; You flatter
me by your question, but I think it was
Keble, who, when asked in his own
cape, answered that poets were not
. bound to be criticis. or to give a sense
to what they had. wrttten, and though
I am not, like him, a poet, at least X
may plead that I am not bound to re,
member my own meaning, whatever it
was, at the end of fifty years. Any-
how, there Must be a statute of limi-
tations; for writero of verse, or it would
• be quite a tyranny if, in an art whlob
ie the expression not of truth,- but of
imagination and dentiment, one were
•obliged to be ready for examination
on the transient state of mind which
came updn one when 'homesick Of (1^,
asixtieerra. in any other way sensittve s:e
OELY.A LITTLE 13.9.01.ACHE, ,
That is the first unfitistekable evmptotn
of diseased kidneys, an ailment whioh no
• one oan neglect without inviting. Bright's -
'
disease, diabetes, rbertroatiero and the most
. painful and fetal maladies. M the first
• men of backache and urinary disoreers. use
I Dr. Chase's Kidney.Liver. Pills , and you
I can be certain of prompt relief and curd.
iOne pill I) !kVA, • OA ngsrefo • hnx.
The population of Muskoka, Parry
Sound, Nipiesing and Algoma liae in-
creased from 15,728 in 18'71 to 145477
at the laet census. This tells of _a for-
ward poliey.....
A "DEMON" DISEASE.
•
• Anon Oak
KIDNEYS AND BLADDER,
/sour °rioter ;meet Me ki eye Iten scum
All eeteal emnpleints, estrillY wiyetil ilietteeelk-willell bevo innet leterePoril teliskal.
neve ree Pole in Os be a kfil feeling 'le the mean of *be kidneys? At
voter emus freely, e lire, quannty,light la !elm, with we el:out:or irtaistions.
Meer *nee you do not mese it :Lurid tre_ety.ei is dark sr solar, yon ma** a
tity, or ur grt zakty lime If meocrue As or arum dein esiereit sedberset in . our
gethenTreltadent guaranteed Ms poet" metivireeri"4°• for sesh""licelowelitioti4nnel vf, sin% sereanetnt 114 berirsinel
1
PAY WHEN CURED.
been osteeilshea. Reed whit one elf My iiniteftti oftleents_writest so ...09 reward
Yen Ileeaper nothing until you, ere unvisited Met * Inoreugh end twirl °Me bat
Ng*linnet allgovtio.tho nrissinals
A AIL NO. II •711.r/rViller W 0 o rell. 6.
It. GOLPBERCe: TOM Latest Wilted Treatment •,erited the Way you sold, It,
would; my strictures ore cured, and the Tericuele entirely silitappesfred. I
stronger man even sny bladder and atdatys So pm trouble me any; leen
all dig, do a here airs work without my =nese troubling toe as before,/ to
70er Latest Meshed Treatises/ft; it bee cured Mtge others; Wm felled;.if I bed
consulted NM sooner, X would bare saved* great deal Of money which X wow,
aloe other demon. Ions your gritteful patient, r. LINDSArY
TH LATEST RETHOID TREATMENT CUREg
Varicoce • an tr oture, wi out cattier, trete his, otiose of rime; so brOnie. Private.
Neryous, Inipotenor, Kidney, Liver, Blender, Stomeoh, 'remelt, and Rootal Troubles! .
oorTeuvriertori .,EE. If YOU. Cannot cell, write for blank for borne -treatnlerit!„-Perforill
eyetern of home treatment for thole who cannot eon. BOOK my. Kellmnes for Cana-
dian patient:I shipped trout Windeor-All fluty end treitsportetten otteremerepeld--Everie.
smug oontidentlei-No name* on enyelopee or peakages-Notbing sent O. O. D.
DR. GOLDBERG, ... WOODIAfARD
Cor. Wiloox Street
DETROIT, wok.
.."Step abbard, madam)" said the con-
ductor,' ringing bis.'go-abeash bell.
, 'Wait!. ,Wstiti 0 I've Nall!" calied.'a
little Frenchman. 0 '
."`you'rel.tito late,' replied' the . Con -
0 dilator: •"IIIVery place Is taken:"
The Vital Question.
He.."You are truly the first girl lover .
loved: elm -That Meet the poise. Zen
you sure I will be the last? .
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With Constipation..
. .
Conic) a, Hoof of Ills.
.T• best wen. and Keeolveer "lega-
list* the newels by patina Err.
•, pharse,*. Kidney -lived P1111.
• • Yen cannot dilseenea leyOu
neglect to, regulate the • bowels and
••••-•?::: allow the liver and kidneys to become
• •
The• Minnovr--Cah you tell me the story
. of Jonah and the whale? • • •
The Cod -Can I tell.you that story?
• Why, boy, I'M the Whale1.-" LIM".
Omar at Golf.
•
k•Tot only devotees of the -game, but
all admirers of Omar 'e quatrains will
find pleasure in "The Golfer's Rubei-
• Yat," by H. W. Boynton, There do phil-
'osophy, satire And wit In the vertles,
worth of their own. These are stanzas.
-• chosen at random from the little book:
• Wake!' for the Min has driven in equal
flight .
The stars before !aim from,"the Toe al
Night, •
And holed them every one 'without a
Miss; . ' .
. torpid, sluggish and - inactive. ,
Chase's; Kidney -liver Pills are the
most valuable fanaill medicine that
• one can concebre of because' they in-
vigorate- and regulate the ' , excretory
• and 'filtering organs as no other prepar-
ation was ever known to do.
Mr:"-Grio:". Benner, ..Wiarton, Ont.
Writes :_ee",t don't like tcrhave my name
put -in public print, but I feel it a duty
:to. my fellow -men to recommend De.
• Chess's Kidney -liver Pills. For
about four years I was troubled
With -chronic constipation and weak-
ness of the kidneys. My condition WaS
serious; when • I began to use Dr.
•s Kidney -liver Pilis, •and
saved my life. I am now well and feel• ,
like.. new man." •
More people use Dr. Chase's
• Kidney -Liver Pills than any other Can-
udianitedicine. • They are popular be.
cause they cure when other remedies
fall. Mk yotir neighbor about them.
• One pill a dose, 26 cents a box, all deal-
ers; or Edraansimi Bates & C0.6 Toronto.
Swinging at eaSse his gold -shod Ohaf t • •
, •
'
•
, Of Light,
• Lately, agape beside the. door of Fame,
• Midden a ToUch upon , my shoulder
• came,
And throe the Dash an Angel Shape
• , held- out ° •
• The greater Guerdon;* tuid it wast -the
• Gomel •
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IETWANTAwirG CO.Ltd.A bag of Clubs, si Sliver -Town or trim,
. . .
OttirWitk OatA Flaskof Eleotoh, a Pipe of'Stirta•-and
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The Whole Story •
In e. letter
, Loye, Pollee Station NO.
,We frequently WO Priinv ,
Mem' leam-lritterf tot...pains in Mt now
ash, rheumatism, stifueU, frost bites, chit. •
,
I . which • ;
I befall men In onr position.I htwe no hest..
totion in,saying that Pam -Ritual it the '
beet fanny to have near at
tesett Interlinlly and Externally.
Tim Sizes, etc. and 600. bottles.'
Creoles Cotton Zoot' COmponnit
Is ouecesefully used =luridly by over
10,0001Adies. Safe, effectual. Ladies ask
your druggist for Cook's Setae Root fes•
UM no other, as 1111 Mixtures, nine and
latiOnd are dangerous. Price. No, 1,12 per
No. 5,10 degrees stronger, gl per box. No.
!smiled on receipt of price and two 1 -sent
The Coon company Wieesor, Ont.
.1 and 2 meld and reconlnienried %f all
Druggists in Caned*,
and No at gold lid Clinton by
o w woth7 1 Uoog Druggists.
1
• Beside me caddying In a. Mer-
'
Me Wilderness were Pe.radils• dinger.
-
And some we loved, the tedblext with
•a Club,
Ordaiti'd to sola,ff, to feosle, *WI 50 fink,
Have turned' in Cirds a Round, or
• tWo before, •
And played that final Wein without a
• Rub
There are many groteadtte and lap
motout illurtratioris In the martini and
bordere, And tlwp ma'ke-us of ° the
volume is unique throughout..
sa.Y. EV* ilhoe-Well?
Adam -Do you Think there is anything
in that saying ,that swims globe the
mat Avage...1.aue•••••••••••••••••••••••••Le•e• •••••,.
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4.102 COlitTS
•Poolish to 'keep them if you have. No
fon in come but loth Of pitia.
Painless Corn PIttrtator raises forte in 24
hours. Get aquick orop by ailing it -
druggists sell it.
New life for a querterolVlillees Onipound
Iron Palle, Sold by /1. 13. 00)111)01,6nd'1.
P. Rookie, Clinton,
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• Children'e Unconscious Witticisms. ,
"Terra-eotte. is Muff squeezed out 91
a little trisect and used to turn pud-
ding. red."
"The zebra Is like the horse, only`
•Striped: and le chiefly used to &ling-
trata the letter 4."- (Also "A donkey
with a football jersey on.") .
"Faltit iss that qtralitY Willett enables
-Ya-telbelleve selhAtTgelanitrtoll
• true." • " •- -• • ••• - •
"Parliament is. the place Where they
go Up to In'London° to talk about Bir-
minghani."•
, "A Limited Monarchyle a govern-
m*nt by a monarchy, who in ease of
bankruptcy would not be responsible
for the entire netiOnal debt. In pri-
vate life you have the urns thing with
a Limited Liability Company." -Quoted
by Dr, Maeitairlarst, 8.1.P., In ',Wow
taboret Itevlsw."•
that there truth much .You, *after
• . •
What frappenti to, its then?Where
are our visdons of thoughts clanioring
• to be clothed in Winged words? Where
are •the songs onlywaiting to sing
'themselvesthrough our lips to a silent
•:world? What has beoome our pul-
pit?
• How ire the mighty fatlen! HOW
doth the city which we would have en-
lightened sit solitary! Ours le no um -
mon Sorrow; we are none of those who
have only suffered the casual buffet -
'Inge of fortune; ourS• is the bitter trial
of . the men who has faced betrayed' in
the /donde of. his friend.
• P.ellow widower 'nen • b;
there any shock tO vanity like unto
-this, or any lesson. in„ Modesty?• -:"At-
• 'antic Monthly." .
.The Wandering Shade: • ; .
- Then Conde .I to a 'knight who stood
before the wall swearing mightily. •:
, • Now there was no one. near. him, and
• he stood looking at a small black box
Which Ming against' the meld ,wall .• ..Tet
aware he with exceeding great fervor
• and many gnashings of the teeth ttnd.
tearing stf the hair, saying:. . •
"Blank blinkety• - blank -blank to
• blanknatiohl :WhY:nell don't you gin&
me Bleck 7-11-441"
• Then .oarneve. rattan 'spirit voice ;i
, e myeterlotip be*: ' • ••
"Nurtiber; •pleasel" • •• •:- .
•• Then did the angry knlghtcursestiii
• more fearfully and clutch. the black
• box from the well and Cant it upon the
• floor afid spring Up and down on it un-
tii naught wat left but splinters. and
wire. Whereupen I approached to ex-
postulate ',with 'hirie. •
•"I•se. •friend," '• nuoth I, "this is un-
seemly! *hat hath the unfeeling ,box
done that thou thins gettest upon thine
'
eitrt'uri. the :words he spake *to -ine I
may not even' repeat; ,but suffice it to
. eaY that even yet the- remembrance of.
.them • maketh my 'ghostly hair to curl; •
and 1 cannot even: think of the black
Jam . „without 'involuntarily dMsolving
Into -thin irtlrrne''''
!Canary. and. Mitch •inconvenienee.
But 'tis tietty a wonderful. age and a
strange land where rneri have prepared
eget?* the wall e.;:machine.to 'which •
they retire when angry and ease their
feelings -by sWe.aring\ into it. ' •
• But it .puizleth me to figure out•what
.becometh of • all the profanity. And
w hat mes.neth the spirit when. It an-
tewereth a still,ueuitingivoice: ,
• •N.,,dat•y. pleassil"eeSan Vranciecso
"Eh/tette"
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Beet Twelve Books of the Year.
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The readers' Of the "Acadenirt have
been asked to name the best twelve,
novele •published during the firot ten
months of the. year. The voting .00rates
out like •
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• History Of tiiir.Richard Oalmady,_.77,_„
The Eternal City:........ .... .. . 01
Tristram of Blent.............61
The 'Serious Wooing .4 • • •044
The Right:Of Way 44
The Benefactress 88 .
Glister Tereita 85
The Confirm .. afil• N*4660;115
The Octal:Ms 00 81.
The Crislis 80
Now Canterbury Vales . ..... '29
• Syndicate Criticism.
*kid dramatic critic -That wag an .
stattilllY 4011 play last night. Second
Drarnatio Critio--Wasn't it?. It wan all
E eoidid do to keep trent saying no la
tbe Palteit.-"Life'
Doctors prescriptions and; strongest
Liniments had no effect on Mr. Mum.
. phreye, ithoinnatierm • ,
Two bottles •Bouth Atnertcan abed.:
. mattes Cure cured, what he le pleased
. to oast -"this Demon.flrom the UMW
Regions." • • .
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Henry Humphrey; of London,•Ontiespreines
. himself verrstrongly :-" I think Eheunuftista is
a demon here the lower 'regions, judging by my
;sufferings before I began using South American
Rheumatic Cure.. Doctors prescribed the strong-
• est liniments with no more,effect than miter, -but
• -this great remedy had hie up and about My work,
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• and as welbp,s ever, After taking only e couple of
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. Sold .hy J. E. Hovey and..ft.-k•
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1. COrioiis.Bits of -News. •
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LuIgt Carreno, a journalist ,of Berne.
In order 03 get up a story onthe'POPe'or
daily fife, recently secured employment
in the Vatican as a gardener.
. • Petrified troplcal ir ite.. have• been.
In boatfrom Spitzbergen, the•is-'
land group in the Arctic Ocean; micl•;
tigy between . Greenland and. :• Nova
Zernbia.' • • :• ' • .
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A writer. in. "Blackwood's Magazine':
mentions as an incident of life:In Lab-
. ra.dor the burial of a live pet In a...bar- •
rel tinder the November snow,. • The
owners of the animal (tt black bear, by
the Tray) dug up thebarrel twice dur-
r ing the winter, but •dld not awaken the
! occupant, who was permittedto sleep
• on till May. . • • .•
Edward' Beaupre of the *Territory of
Assinthole„ Canada; -.claims to be the
tallest man in the world.. His exact
" height Is seven feet,ten and three•
' fourths inches, and "leis still .growing,.
' and expects to reach the 'eight -foot
• mark. He Is twentlyears old, wears
. a number .twenty-one shoe end a• nuci7'
, her .twenty-one •collar, , . , ...• •
A :Chinese rnamiscript lately discov-
ered in the •Paris library • proyee . the
startling fact that anaesthetics were •
used in China seventeen hundred years
ada. A certain. concoction, It states,
was given. by the doctors before per-
forming an operation; which rendered.
- the patient unconsclowsi. -The ensteee
teetmple:..w. as_ a simple -nr,eparation.., cif
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CATARRH PREVALENT IN CANADA.,
Ninety-MIMI per cent of the population
have °Marsh. Foolish CS neglect it, for
-whera_theritistcaturrit conetimption knooke
et the door. •The White plague finds, its
quickest redruite in the teas of catarrh
sufferers, and if you have the catarrh
taint you better get rid Of It now. ()Merril.
ozone its the limed meStatatit kale the gernie
cures the cough, preterite dropping in the
throe*, relieves oongestion and heals all the
bore places. CitarrhOzene ie universally
with iperfeot satisfaction and le Bola in
• eires,-260 and $1. Your druggiet Will
fund, the price if ,it fella ttroure.
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Matt or Woolen -404y r • have
pleasant and prolitebi " T one
Man or teohlen at is er reidrese
in Canada �r Unite 6 irtioirr
Of great merit, which a I Ex-
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elusive territory given. _ . ngentd
Addresa N. 0. Poison dr • . E ngston,
Onk .
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log Aonta
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ON Tap FOUR-SQUARE PLAN.,,'"
The four•square plan • meats that ell
oustotrors, • regardless of rank or station;
receive the same cereftd attention and
treatment at our store. We are as partic-•
Mar with the child who is sent to par -
:the experienced „adult. We never • sae
!Alta° inferior drugs when filling yOrie
dector'e prescription. We never reborn
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mend the "something just u good.'
• Bum lain Ileren,ned . ;
• Under all circumstances of eieknese
and disease Paine's Celery Compound
safe, sure and ' unfailing. It cleanses and
purifies the blood, braces the nerves,
correote digestion, and Wilds up those
who are weak and rim.down. 41f you ere
nervouebr sleepless, try one bottle; the
results will surprise you. Our elook.of
Paine's! Celery Compound is always fresh
and pure. •
J E novirst, Druggist, Cinton.
"WARM AND ORANITE
ONUMENTS.
. elaNTION. • 1
* Meet iMpOrtellire Workmanstiti •
teia Materiel gototeed.
qBALE& BICE.
auk' ut
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The 13ankrupt stock of 0. B. Koenigis yet ° well assorted.
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We have been adding new goods as we sola out the Thinkrupt
Steck, and we have Pearly everything in Staple G(' ods requir–
ed for the Fall trade. -
We do not intend to replenish our stock, but shall proceed
to sell -what we:have at big reductions, in order to clear out as •
soon as possible, as we shall positively close up as soon as pre-
sent stock 'is disposed of. • • ,
• We .ask all parties desirous Of getting. good goods at low
prices to call andsee us as we can give prices that cannot b�
• equalled in town, having -bought the goods at 589 on the $
We shall sell everything cheap, but have special ,bargains
in Some lines. . • ' 001. s .
We will mention a few opecials—Dress Goods, Prints' ,
Flannels, Flannelettes, Cottons. ShIrtiags, Detims, Cot.;
'tonades, Ifweeds.-Endruar, Wall Wares, etc. *
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.• We have just opened up a large stock 0 Ladies'
Children's Jacket's, all new, that we shall sell • at about Half
Price.' • •
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Men's, Boys' and Children's Suits Big Reductions,
Men's, Boys' and Children's Overcoats At. Wholesale,
• We have a lot Of Men's Odd Coats (50 or 60) at about
price: Odd Pants and Vests, Overalls, etc.
'Boots and -Shoes --
Men's, Ladies' and Children's Boots and Shoes at cost.
Rubbers, Overshoes, Felt Goods,..Soz a,nd,Riibbers.
Riibl3er Boots at Cost and under. • -
Come and 'see for yourselves the bargains we have.,
.pbbii*go,
• - Clinton'.
Vyyfyyyyyyygy
IIEAUIIFUL :44EE
-Aft4o4iuTELy.
• . Do 'you want to earn a beautiful watch (for men and women) by •
only a few moments of your spare time? 'Everyone Wants a watch and we
offer a BEAUTIFUL,DNE ABSOLUTELY FREE for. Introdtioing our
Miracle Pills. Bot e and girls eon earn these watches, by sparinga few
moments of their time after %Moo( Send ne at once yew name and ad-
dress; and, We will 'sendzyou one dozen boxes of our •Ildiracle Pilis which We
have advertised as sue' Sell these at 50o a box and send us $6 by reps.
• tared mail and we wit ea you FREE the watch we Imre will please you.
Everybody who has reAived one has been delighted. Tbe watch is filled
case and fully guaranteedfor one year. Our pills are abe best remedy
• known for Dyspepsia, Heart Trouble, Constipation, Nervous Diseases, Indi-
gestion, Blood Dieeases, eto. "They are easily sold," Do not delay, but
send your name at once and we will Bend you the Miracle Pills and frill
desoription of the beautiful watch. :
Write' today so as to be the first one in your neighborhood to begin work-
ing for rm. To those wishing to get the watch with pills, if thereend us a
money order for 65 00 being a reduction of 51.00 we will send both the pills
and the watch. Write plainly.
. R. eerre CIE, Bic, Rinionida Co., .Quebec.
Special Offer-Should•you desire to see a sample box of our pine we wi1
send a full 50o box to everybody Bending ne 10o in temps.
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" ' Mention this paper. • Ian a m
To Our Patrons and
Friends
Of the past year, we return you thanks, and now,w
wish you it Prosperous and Happy New Year, atm vorild sug
gelit that one way to make it so is to continue to .•*-the--.
Emporium and we shall by- our best to do our part faithfully.
You would do us it kindness and help your friends !oitl
neigh—
bors if you,tell them where you set good goods at fair prices.
Our terms will be cash or produce this year. We will always
be prepared to pip the highest price the markt; will afford.
Give us a fair trial and you will be pleased.. urs for "Bis,"
Emporium, Londeaboiro
Jammryoth, too.•
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sioN TAIILEK,
• Thie is the Meeting Sole of year,
When friends drop in from far and near. •
It-hattheerradmitted by the hsothousekespers-thatthe most • •• .
• Elaborately prepared dinner is a failure, unlese epread on a gooirtabli..
We heYe Tables short and Tabled long,
dA•
rles ohtiap and Tables •etrorig. •
Call and see Otir Tables* •
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EL. CfAX'--IV14-131-tu--w 153.X.MIXIIEt
We Keep Them A11.
Rersee's Stock Food.
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,Orsee's Poultry Food.
• Fratt's Annual Regulator
Sulphur Insect Powders
• Condition Powders
• ..Rethagetunp
Sheep Dips, ete.
Y. E. WRY) Dispensing Chemist, - Clinton.
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