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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Clinton New Era, 1901-11-29, Page 34 ........ ....., , "A' number of years ago," eal4 the SECURITY 1 ;I: piliTillifir:71:LIP:ttlt:::lueNtitteleswIsitt:Italtafaullu!ii!nnu' ?;1111;" HE UNDERSTOOD. TUE CLINTON NEW ERA A rrealliSter'$ Story Ail els sockwoodunan Wires Vie idea of isAi 00tb, •win It for a number ot reasone, and I Strained every nerve to get a verdict in iay client* favor. I bad everY hope that would succeed till the opposing counsel •put an old backsyroodarean ou the stand Whese testimony was particularly dem- ising to my client's case. believed then, and I believe now, that the old map Was lying, but , to prove it was another raatter, as he told a istraight story and etuck to it, so I was rather dlecouraged when he was handed over to ale to be cross examlued. " 'You understand, of Course,' said 1, 'the solemn obligations of the oath you gave when you took the stand "He merely grunted in reply. "'1 'suppose,' said I blandly, 'that you understandthe nature of an bath?' " guess I do,' he growled, " give me an illustration ofsyour Idea of an oath,' said I, . "I was totally' unprepared for what followed. The old man shifted his quid of tobacco, took a firm grip on his chair and ripped out a string of oaths that threatened to raise the roof. It was sim- ply awful. I• have •heard hard swearers In iny life, but nothing to compare to that. The profanity he used would have kept a six mule team on the jump for a week. Ells expletives were highly pic- turesque, abounding hi fertility of !even - don and unlimited lung power. "When the judge caught his breath, he fined the fellow for contempt of court, and when I addressed the jury 1. made the point that he couldn't be believed ander oath and won my case. I could afford to be .tharitable, •so X prevailed upon the judge. to remit the fine against the old man." -Detroit Free Preis. Genuine Carter's tittle Liver Pills. 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"Mister," he. said "couldn't you give me a dime?"-Ohigago Tribune • Getting EVen With Her. • '"You may tell him," the said lanigh- . ely, "that 11 do not 'caroto meet people - Who 'deal in dressed beef." Naturally thiS proud eastern aristocrat thought she had him properly put down, but she was in error. . • • "Yononity. . tell her," he said by way Of • replY, •"that whatever. I Put on the mar. iket is at least dressed." • . • Then he looked.long and fiXedly ;at her decollete. daughters -Chicago Post. HI. Mother,. Explanation. "Mamma, what's the difference be. tween reality and imagination?" ••'The difference between reality and Imagination isexplained by the difference between your papaand your Uncle Ab- ner.. our Uncle Abner takes the saw- buck, goes out in the back yard, says • nothing and saws wood, and your papa, takes the ease chair and a pillow, goer' out In •the front yard, says nothing and. laws wood. --Indianapolis Sun. • Rules and ExoeptiOnst. "Politeness is never wasted," remarked the man of Chesterfieldian manners. • "Well, mister." answered the roughly clad, weather beaten person. "that may be trne in your part o' town, but if. you Was in the canalboat business you'dloiew that there ain't any use whatever. of Kaybe 'please' to 4 mule." --Washington Star. • One Big Advantage. • 1 •"Dumbwaiters," said the architect, "are becoming more and more common and More and more necessary." • "I wish to • thunder • they • had them everywhere " •returned the man who lives at restaurants. "That's the kind ltd like to see. A dumb waiter couldn't ask you for a tip." -Chicago Poet. . • Cheerful Liars: "I painted a winter scene the other day that was so true to nature that the ther- mometer in my studio fell twenty de- grees." • "Iluiriphl That's nothing, I painted a portrait of Mr, Brown last year that was so lifelike that 1 had to shave it reg- ularly." The Traveting Hat. "The great essential or a traveling le that it should be flat at the back order that one may lean one's head in perfect comfort," says 8 won= Who goes about a great deal. "That it should • be light and In no sense extreme goes without saying. Many hatters now, pro- vide hats that are of amiable Inclination at tbe back -hats that are mostly just plain or banded ,straws, but there is no ...arisen why any of the milliners' hats 'should not take the right flattened Shape. I think it Is for this reason that the tri - tome is the favorite traveling shape with the Parisienne, it tilts up at the back so • oicely and jautitily. And that is wlaY Frenchwomeli dress perfectly. They gel= :tom etterifice coinfort or mem for style, but make seneible and comfortable things • look pretty." Three Operations Failed to Cure Itching Piles. Nestle Of a Marvellous Cure Eller Across the Continent -rather and Son unite In Pralidng Dr. Chase's Ointment. , Some 'cures effected by Dr. Chaseat Ointment seem like miracles. Here is a case where doctors labored in vain and operations failed US cure. Mr. Donald McLeod, Terbotvale,• 0. writes' "1 received the sample box of Dr. Chase's Ointment, and it has dent( me a considerable amount of good. X aun now encloeing; payment for a large hex of Dr. Chase's Ointment, which yen will Please send to my address. I have had itching piles for four years and did not knot?' of any meal - cine that would relieve me until last tall, vhen X resolved a letter from inY $1011 in Winnineg, who said that three .doctors treatea him and operated for altos but fallea to cure him. He now thanks God arid Dr. Chase's Oint- ment for a perfect cure. He had plies in the worst form, and suffered terribly. fe itt now working hard every day, arid does not fent any sYmpterneof pike returning% You are at liberty to use title letter for the benefit of othere." There its little Use trying to Mire lathe' 1111105 YOU net Dr. Chass Oin - Meat. It is eertein to afford tailek relief and uithria tete thorough cure. 60 ate a box, nt all dealer% or Eldrrian. ROI Bates ge Co., Toronto, Suffered Greatly From asthma • and Kidney Troubles Spent Borne Time in a flosp'tal and al - meet Impoverished Himself Buying mod Imes Without Benefit -Again Dr WI!, llama' Pink Pine Cure After Other Mea- ltimes Fats Frain the Recorder, Halifax, N. S. - Mr William Coohrane, a well known teamster, who lives near the Helifax Polo Grounds, is one of those who wiTithgly beer teetimons to the curative powers of Dr Williams' Pink P1114 A reporter of the Acadian Reorder who had heard of Mr Coohrane'e sufferings and subsequent owe, called at his home, tvhetz he gave an eccount of his experience sabstannally as follows: -"He had for many years been it constant sufferer from asthma, &mom- panied by an aggravated form of kidney trouble. The latter trouble owned severe pains in the back and loins, and st times his sufferings were very acute. He said he bad almost impoverished himself in buying medicines of all kinds, but to no pnreorie ; the trouble' continued and seemed to grow as the years paned. Mrs Coch- rane timid that she had frequently seen her husband choke up e,nd fall to the floor an though dead, and he' would have to be worked with and rolled around before he would revive. A few yeare ago he epent "ten days in the Viotoris General Hospital. The doctors then thought that thalami* in the back were due to over-exertion in hie. business RS it teamster. but gave him no Material help. After leaving the hospital, he used bottles and bottles of medicine, but failed.to find it cure. A neighbor of his. Mr Lowe, whose wife had been made a well woman after yesrs of siokness, bv the use of Dr Williams' Pink Pills, ad- vised him to try them. He used it couple of boxes without apparent result, and felt somewhat discouraged, but Mr Lowe ad- vised him to continue the use of the pins, and before the third box was finished, he began to improve. "Dr Williams' Pink Pills have been a Godsent to me." said Mr Coohrane ; they are the only medicine I have taken which seemed to do me any good. I had one presoription from a doc- tor which coat me $1.75 S battle, which like many ether =Moines 1 took, was just so much money wasted, !have need eight or ten boxes ot Dr Williams' Pink Pills, and can say that before I began their use life was an intolerable burden. ' I have reason to be thankful that I fol. 'lowed the friendly advice that urged me to nee this medicine." Most diseases hay -Ss -their origin in poor blood or weak nerves, and it is becalm Dr Williams' Pink Pills make rich, rod blood and strengthen the neryes that they hitye met with such success in Curing kidney taouble, rheumatism, paralysis, St Vitus dance, anaemia, nervous prostration e,ud kindred troubles. See that the full, imme "Dr Williams' Pink Pills for"Paie People," is on the wrapper around each box. If in doubt, send direct to ' the .Dr Medicine Co„ Brookville, Outs and t'he pills will be mailed post paid at 50 cents a„ box, or six boxes for 62,50 • ACTOR'S WIT AVERTED R101 • now loin Brougham, Reetored Pelee Witk a Well Turned Joke, "There have been a good many stories told Of the quick wit of actorswho have mined an accident or a • panic .or •a row 'Et° a joke," said in old time actor the other day: "A. good •many of the stories are fakes, X suppose," he eontinued, "but, some are true. ' and there are lots. that 'have never found their way intc .nrint. The press agent wasn't as numer ous or as clever in the old days as he is. now. • . "I remember 812 instance In which Johri Broughcam arried off . a most Melia e situation . a clever hit of improvisatiot and se.vi( t tent(' Winter Garden in New York froin the disgrace of a riot. It war the first night ea which he played hie burlesque . 'Columbus' 'there, aud thi hints° was filled with Ms friends. "Among the most enthusiastic of these lends were a great crowd of Fenian, • headed by Mahoney, the man who had just then been elected president of the Irish republic at the old Fenian heed - quarters in Seventeenth street, There was a jollification in honor of his election, end • as he was a personal friend of Brougham's it was natural that he and his followers should buy up nearly all the orchestra seats in the house for the own- ing night, as they did. • SI was in the Cast, and so was Jack Studly, but if anybody else in the com pany :s now alive I don't remember whc U is, I played the part of a big Indian, Who first appeered on the stage aa mes- senger bringing dispatches from Wash- Ington. "Just as I came on a discussion that had sprung up amoug some of the ex- cited Venians deeetoped into a quarrel. The house was already disturbed, and lisiiii there was every prospec of a dazht in the orchestra in another mi ste. "I delivered my message and Etrough- arti replied to.me in the words of the piece: • " 'Confound you, have done!' ' "Then turning nom we to the foot- lights he went on, aii if it was apart off "his speech: "Or would you. like a band of Fenian brothers. All tame abandon to defame each other? . It with such sentiments I omit out any, Remember, I'm read cent& nem, Mahoney. , "There was a roar ef laughter frollt the whole house at this, and the h'eniana joined In it as heartily as any one else. There was no forther talk or indication of trouble and the play went oft without interruption." — . . Iciest tete. Idealiste are persona who profess to deny the existence of material things, and claim that ideas,beliefs and facts ai re all that there aro n the world. For example, we are never ill; we only fancy or believe that we are. If we had full • faith that we were well, We weilld be so. There is something in the ideas, for. \ every one knows that the mind has \ muoli to do With the condition of the body. It Bs entirely. possible to cure some diseases by' persistently believing that they do not exist and acting accord itigly. But all Maladies Will not yield to inch treatment. , An Interesting Experiment. The Mirror and. Farmer says: Vi`e have an experiment in progresein which five 'spayed heifers are being fed against five open heifers and both lobs against' live steins, the entire fiftee'n head being all of the same age, raised on the same farm, sired by the saint; bull, and all from the.eame kind of cows. The °b- led of the experiment is to determine not only the test of producing beef tinder these conditions, but the quality Of the beef as well. _ _. A Beautiful swiss Custom, A SWISS 'nether believes thather child will have bad dreams unlems it le crooned to Sleep. And so, bending low otter the drowisy little one's couch, she tillage 1 seething songs of green pastures and dill waters until the little one hu breathed Riga peactlfully into the lend of Nod. 8(UJ5 SA1t).1i A UTION Well 914 it, reader; for it vould look neseernly to begin a story with an oath like that Gus Gurley swore, standing over his wife's dressing table' that MOPU- igg. And Gus wasn't a Wearing mall either. How twee he, then, to commit Mita breach of etiquette and ethics? Well, may be wouldn't have done it but don't be too sure till you've heard enough to be able to "put yourself in his place. Imagine it )4:pang husband :of eix months' standing,ardent, fond and trust- ing, casually entering his wife's &OW ing-room in her absence, 8,nd stumbling on a Inischiotious-lookixig, rose-colored note, freshly opened, a cupid in every crease, and a lurking lock of another* fhottre-Tred-peeping stealthily from its The very paper blushed guiltily as Gus caught it up. Eagerly mad wildly his eyes, ran over the contents. For a moment he stood amazed and maims - lees, and then broke out-. But we've promised to skip that, Perhaps any other man would have given utterance to as much, reading such amissive as this, addressed to his wife: s Armorer. Aug. -01,18-, "Damn= KATE (-How could you go and marry that gavot hulky fellow behind my back, and without a word of notice ? "Though I've returned too late to forbid the bans, I'm still in time to give that lord and master of yours a hint -which I mean to do - that an older love than his won't quietly suffer another to monopolise its rights. 12c'Entr me by ErialgrIPT Smith! Smith! Sam Smith! Faugh What a name( Had it been Brown, Jones or Robinson, there might have been some bearing it. But Smith! And red-headed, too! 'Frailty, thy name is woman I" .Yet it might be that Smith was some presuming puppy, whose vile epistle was the sheer result of hts own impudence. But no; tne wife that could receive suoh a communication and conceal it from her husband could not be else than false. Smith's heart's blood was the very • least atonement the case admitted of. 'Rad Gus been more collected, he might probably have bided his time and, taken hispeace.destroyer unawares and then "tripped him," trusting to an intelli- gent jury old proof of a mental alibi to bring him out all right. But he was not sufficiently rational for that; and so adopted the foolish plan of summoning Simith to mortal combat, ' Gus had a 'friend, Captain Berta, a' retired quartermaster,thoroughIy versed In points of honor. The captain was just the man for the emergency; but, as ill luck would have it, he • was out of town for the day. ' • . That no time might be lost, Gus de- manded satisfaction by mail, directing his challenge to the address indicated in the caption of Smith's note, and fixing a time and place at which his friend, Captain 'Borax, would be prepared to confer with any Weed of, Smith's. At the same time a brief message to lire. Gurley explained that important 'busi- ness necessitated her husband's absence for the next few days. Meanwhile, sett* took up quarters at an obscure country inn, leaving everything to the nianageraent of the captain, whena he had succeeded in finding at last, and • who, proud to be eciughtlor such.a ser- vice, promptly repaired to the appointed rendesvons. where he was punctually met by a friend of Smith's. The -pre- linainaries were speedily settled, and a meeting was arranged for the following morning. ' . As the time drew near, Gies grew ner- vous. The fact iP, Sraith'a alacrity had taken himaz little aback. lie had felt quite confident. ;that that miscreant, would shrink from encountering the man whose honor he had outrage& But, instead, without turning the word, Smith's second had chosen pistols, and lamed ten paces as the distance! It was 'lain the wretch was as bloVdtlairety as =scrupulous. Besides, Gus was no shot, which. Smith, judging from his ohoice of weapons, no doubt was How much better, Gus • began to think, to Love fled forever front the scene of his unhappiness, or to have invoked the be- nign aid of the laws of South Dakota. • 131.A it was toe late now to retract. Frain a troubled slumber, Bitches COn• demned criminals are apt to fall into in the last hours of their last night, Gus was startled by a sensation as of a bul- let piercing his thorax. It was only Captain Borax poking him in the ribs, by way of reminder that his "hour had alinolit comet" In a brief space -how very brief it peemed-they were , on the fatal field. At nearly the same instant a close car riage drove up, containing the enemy's party. Smith's second sprang out, closing the door behind him. He took Captain Borax aside, and the two held a hasty consultation ; which over, the ground measured, pistols loaded, positions allot- ted, and everything in readiness, it only reel:tined to place the mert and give the back, and, combatants were to stand bacto it Gus had already taken his place, and was struggling, manfully but doubtfully • against an inclination, will -nigh' irresistible, to leap over an ad- jacent hedge, and run as fast and far as his legs could carry hint, when. an exclamation from the captain caused him to turn his head. "In Heaven's name, who's that?" said Captain. Borax, accosting the fellow - second, in the act of conducting a young and beautiful lady to the very spot dote t md fyo rp itpha. gentlemen, Miss Sam. antha Smith -'Sam Smith,' BE she's called for short,' the other answered GI* flaw it all. Flinging down toe pistol, he rushed forward, and would certainly hate hugged and kissed "Sam Smith," without ceremony, if her see, oinl-no other than her affianted lover -hadn't looked like a chap that. would Stand no nonsense. As it was, BO Man was ever equally pleased by the die. covery that he had made an ass of him seifb Te lock of hair was the may puzzle unexplained, and " Sain " goon cleared, that up. It was one of Guy's own, given long before to Kate as a souvenir, "Sam " had stolen% totems her friend. and had taken the method *we have seen of returning it. Of course it wasn't red, but auburn. • "Sant" and her friend went home with Gus, Ant soleMnly promising, as did the captain to keep the secret, and, above all not to let Kate know; but, bless you, such thing's always do get out Ile Rad /* Bad. Isaac Newton was very abseatottieded. Sometimes, after arising in the morning, he would.often sit with one leg in his breechesand thus remain for hours eon. Bidering some mathematical problem Without ever thinking Of the other Wt. • WRY WAIT, if titiffering from pain, but go at 0110 510 any drug Store and buy a bottle of Nerviline,the great paint:lure. Never faile to give immed. iate relief, Nerailine is dompoaeti of the most wonderful peiresididuing subatancee known, Nerviline is endoreed by Mediefil Men eVerywhere. DMA welt 5 single hour Without trying Nerviline, The beet mealu eine in the world to keep in *ebonite in an OrnertielleY. Deuggiete everywhere Novembel: 2 • A Naval Battle on Botaeback, . ENERAL PAEZ was the first pree sident of the republic of Vene- • zuela, and to him p- - tylp ., than to any other miss, tri....i Cse exception of Simon 13olivar, Venezuela owes her Independence, 1,ez W DA A Honore -cowboy - on the Maws or plains • or the Orinoco, anti at the age of eighteen was superintendent of A large cattle estate.. One of the most remarkable incidents of modern war - .fare, In which Pees played the princl- al pert, is chronicled In Mr. W, E. Curtis'e book on Venezuela. 1. - General Paez is the only man who ever fought a naval battle on horse- • back, With his cavalry he -actually • attacked and captured a fleet of ships, While I3olivar was :trying to cross • the A.pure River with Ws s,rtni, dup. • ing the elruggle for independence, he was prevented by a half-dozen or more of Spanish gunboats, which anchored in the street's, end moved up anti clown as he did. • "I would give the world to have pos- session of that Retina," exclaimed' he to Paez, who had thee risen to be sec- ond in command, "for. I can never cross the river as long es it is there! It it belonged to us, instead of to the ene- m', the • croesing '.would be an easy matter," . "X will haye .hose tlecheras (ships) or eller exclaimed..Paez; mid, militia upon his Unnerve -his regtment of cow- boys -be said: "Let those • follow Tie who dare!" "Tio" was the pet name by which • PaeS was known among bis reoklei3s • followers, but he never uSed it ,Iiitn- ;self except in an emergency, He spurred his stallion into the. Stream, 'followed by three thousand Ilaneros, "and their horses, which are • taught t� swim as well as to gallop, carried then", dh`ectly to the gunboats. . It was night. The Spanish fleet was taken entirely . unawares. The ilaneseS 'clambered ' from ',their sa.ddies to the decks.of the ver -^1s, and then let their • horses savinr back to shore. Thus, af- • ter putting off their own retreat, it was a question of Win or die. They fought ' desperately, . and oyery, vessel' was cap- ' tared. . They Cure Coughs GRIP -QUININE Tablets are • a new, safe and speedy cure for coughs, colds and similiar affections. Grip -Quinine has all the beneficial effects of old. fashioned quinine without its nauseous taste and unpleasant consequences. 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Withwoman's tenacity In suffering, and believing that "while there's life there's hope," she started using Dr. Agnew'S' Cure for the Heart. Three(bottles cured her. This remedy relieves in thirty minutes, 75 • Soldbv.J. E. Hovey and R. P. Reekie • Rev A.. H. Drumm, of Thameeville, (a well known Clintonian) who for some time has been engaged in jOurn- anode work, has decided to „xe-enter the Presbyterian paatorate. State of Ohio, City of Toledo Lucas County. 53. Frank 3 Chesney makes oath that he is senior partner of the firm of F J Ohetiney Ca, doing business in the oity of Toledo, county and state aforesaid, and that (said firm will pay the eum of One Eandred Dollars for asoh and every case of catarrh that cannot be oared by the use of Hall's Catarrh Care, FRANK J CHESNEY.' Sworn to and before me and subecribed in ray presence, this 6th day of December. .D. 1886, s eseee A. V. GLEASON, { "AL Notary Public. 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We carry an extensive ' and reliable stook and prepared plans, and give estimates for and build all class- , es of buildings on short nt ;Me and on the closest prices All wort is supervis- ed in it mechanical Way and satisfaction guaranteed. We sell all kinds of in- , " terior and exterior material. . Luther Lath, Shingles, Lime, Sash, Doors, .Blinds, Ete . , Agent for the Celebrated GRAYBILL4. 801100IC.i DES/IX, manatiouree , ot Waterloo. Gall and get prima and estimates before placing war, orders. k irst class Buggies and actions.. • We have a large assortment of firstclass Buggies to choose from and intending buyers will find our stock uptc- date. Prices are low for high-grade *goods. • Geo, . Lavis, General Imulement Dealer. Clinton 'ASTHMA CUR:: Utica tlene Brings Instant Relief and Permanent Cure in ill Cases. • SENT A.BSOLITTELY FREE ON RHOS CPT OF POSTAL. • lilT YOURNABLE o ADDRESS PLAINLY, • There is nothing like A.stlitnalene. brings instant,relief, even in the worst cases, It cures when all else fails., The Rev, C. F. WELLS, of Villa Ridge, 111, says: "Your trial bottle of Asthmalene received in good condition. In mama tell you how thankful 1 feel for the good de- rived from it, I was a 'slave, chained with putrid ecore.throst and ,Asthma for ten year's I despaired of ever being cured.: saw your advertisement for the ours this dreadful and 'tormenting disease, AA alma, and thought you had overepoken yourselves, but resolved to give ita wial, To my astonishment, the trial acted like it oharin. Send me it full size bottle." RAW. Dr. MOMS Weohsler, Rabbi of the Cong. Bud Israel, New Yong., Jan, 8,1901, Das TAFT Baos'. Alamo= Co., Gentlemen: Your Asthmalerte ie an ex- cellent remedy for Asthma ana Hay Fever, and its composition alleviates alt troableii which combine with Asthma. Its smooesit is maciniehhig and wonderful. . • After haying it carefully analyzed, we can state that Asthmalene centaina no opium, morphine, ohloroform or ether Very trttly 'gents, REV. DR, MORRIS WECHSLER Du TAM Biwa MEDICINE (JO. Gentlemen: X write *his testimonial tram it 0011130 Of duty, having tested the wonder.. fel effeot of your Asthnialene, for the cure of Asthma. My wifirhas been afflicted with eparnuodie asthma for the paat 12 years, Having exhoited my own , skill ad well 'as many °that!, X ohaneed to see your aign Upon your windows on 1801h street. New York, I at once obtained it bottle of Asthmalene. My wife Oommenoed taking it Abed the first of November. I very non noticed it radical improvement. After using one bottle her Asthma has dleappeered ansi ebe is entirely free from all symptom* et teen coneistently reoommend the medicine all who are &Mated with thia, clistreeeing disease. roan; respectfully, O. D. PHELPS, M. D. Dn. TAM BROS. MEMOIRS C10. Gentlemen was troubled. with A.stlima for 22 years, Maya "tried utitnet one remedies, but they have all failed, 1 ren acrose your advertisement MI& started with a tried bottle, / found relief at mule, 1 have Alto purchased rate full-eize bottle, and X 1102 ever grateful. I have it family of, four children, and for aix yeara was tumble to work. 1 am now in the hest of health and tail doing bOsIllese ever,' daY. This teatiniony you oan make each use of au you Nee; fit Robie addrees, 285 Itivitagton street. S. nstiRth • ssr !MIL ItIttl 11141101111LT BIS CI !atria Of tOnita 1.10 not delay, Write et oboe, addregehig DP., WAFT ItIt08, AtEDIO/NS 49144 It 79Etiot lootb �t,N,Z 041 Sold bir all Draggista'